*Week 9 Official Game Thread, Sponsored By Assweiler's Redemption

[Darth_Pelican]

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[Darth_Pelican]

Chinook

[DeadlyDynasty]

Week 9 Pick-Six:

Bills (-3) at Jets...O/U=42.5
Broncos at Eagles (-7.5)...43
Rams (-3.5) at Giants...42 O
Buccaneers at Saints (-6.5)...51.5
Bengals at Jaguars (-6)...39
Falcons at Panthers (-2.5)...44 O
Colts at Texans (-13)...51.5
Ravens at Titans (-3)...43.5
Cardinals (-2.5) at 49ers...39.5
Redskins at Seahawks (-7)...45
Chiefs at Cowboys (-1)...51.5
Raiders (-3) at Dolphins...44
Lions (-2.5) at Packers...43.5

[Darth_Pelican]

Week 9 Pick-Six:

Bills (-3) at Jets...O/U=42.5
Broncos at Eagles (-7.5)...43
Rams (-3.5) at Giants...42 O
Buccaneers at Saints (-6.5)...51.5
Bengals at Jaguars (-6)...39
Falcons at Panthers (-2.5)...44 O
Colts at Texans (-13)...51.5
Ravens at Titans (-3)...43.5
Cardinals (-2.5) at 49ers...39.5
Redskins at Seahawks (-7)...45
Chiefs at Cowboys (-1)...51.5
Raiders (-3) at Dolphins...44
Lions (-2.5) at Packers...43.5

Jaguars -6
Cardinals -2.5
Packers +2.5
Titans -3
Raiders -3
Broncos +7.5

2-4 on the season.

[DeadlyDynasty]

I rescind my Texans pick, obviously. Packers +2.5 instead...

[Chinook]

November 5, 2017All listings are unofficial and subject to change. Check back often for updates.

NATIONAL BROADCASTS

Thursday Night: Buffalo @ NY Jets (NFLN)
Sunday Night: Oakland @ Miami (NBC)
Monday Night: Detroit @ Green Bay (ESPN)


CBS EARLY
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Denver @ Philadelphia
Ian Eagle, Dan Fouts


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Baltimore @ Tennessee
Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon


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Indianapolis @ Houston
Greg Gumbel, Trent Green


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Cincinnati @ Jacksonville
Andrew Catalon, James Lofton


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NO GAME due to local team at home on FOX


CBS LATE
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Kansas City @ Dallas
Jim Nantz, Tony Romo


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NO GAME due to local team at home on FOX



FOX SINGLE
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Atlanta @ Carolina
Joe Buck, Troy Aikman


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LA Rams @ NY Giants
Kenny Albert, Ronde Barber


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Tampa Bay @ New Orleans
Thom Brennaman, Chris Spielman


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Washington @ Seattle (LATE)
Kevin Burkhardt, Charles Davis


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Arizona @ San Francisco (LATE)
Chris Myers, Daryl Johnston

[Darth_Pelican]

Shitty start for the Bills. I’d hate to see them coming off a loss and having extra days off for next weekend’s game

[spurraider21]

:lol punting on 4th and 3 from the 43?

[Avante]

Running QB's simply put more stress on a D. Why anyone wouldn't look for that kind of athlete/QB...? Will Eli run or pass....ha~~~

[DeadlyDynasty]

We are who everybody thought we were. SOB

[Clipper Nation]

Tbh, the Bills' start to the season was really fluky. They're 25th in YPG and 22nd in opponent YPG. Seems like it's starting to correct itself now. Maybe it's just another repeat of 2008 and 2011.

[spurraider21]

really couldnt stop a run on 3rd and 9? coulda used some more points from tyrod

[SpursforSix]

Running QB's simply put more stress on a D. Why anyone wouldn't look for that kind of athlete/QB...? Will Eli run or pass....ha~~~

It's nice to have a mobile QB. But it may prove to be too risky to keep drafting these guys that look to run all the time. You need stability at the QB position. I'd much rather have a pocket guy that knows when to run (Rodgers, Dak) than one who's always considering running. QB should be a long term position.

[Raven]

wow, ryan missed a td on the very first play

[Raven]

the retard cum trying looking for blockers to run behind :lol...

[Clipper Nation]

Was that Keelan Cole or prime Randy Moss? :wow

[Clipper Nation]

Perriman is trash. Joe Bags needs some receivers who can actually catch.

[Raven]

cums united are getting put in their place

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Assweiler

[Raven]

cum is dumb as fuck :lol watch him get IRed by the end of the day

[Clipper Nation]

Team Leader Samuel carrying Scam, tbh.

[Clipper Nation]

:lol The Giants should just forfeit the rest of their games and get ready for next year. I'd expect that kind of play on 3rd & 33 from Dean's shitty team.

[Raven]

cum with 30 pass yards and 61 rushing :lol blatantly begging to get injured, so he can get some simpathy and maybe people can forgive he's a sexist idiot :lol

[Holden_Caulfield]

lmao jags getting robbed by that call

[Mal]

Tom Savage :lmao

[Clipper Nation]

Kenny Trill is the best QB in TexasPERIOD :downspin:

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Matty Choke

[Darth_Pelican]

Kamara is special. He’ll be around for a long time

[Mal]

AJ Green just lost his shit

[Mal]

And trashtalkign Ramsey also tossed.

[Clipper Nation]

:lol So much for Brissett being "the Colts' new franchise QB."

[Mal]

Denver defense also gave up or MVWentz is just that good ?

[Clipper Nation]

What's with all the fights today?

[Raven]

pretty insane that the broncos have gone to shit so fast..

[unleashbaynes]

Assweiler is the worst QB i've ever watched.

[td4mvp2k]

:lol So much for Brissett being "the Colts' new franchise QB."Luck and Pags are gone after this yr tbh

[Robz4000]

What's with all the fights today?

The inmates are running the prison imo.

[Clipper Nation]

Assweiler is the worst QB i've ever watched.

He was a scrub in college. Only drafted because he was tall.

[Mal]

Luck and Pags are gone after this yr tbh

They are commited to Luck. Won't get true value after missing whole year with throwing arm injury.

[Darth_Pelican]

:lmao

[Mal]

Marvin Lewis is so gone after this year

[Mal]

Fitzpatrick curse is real

[Raven]

falcons in official superbowl curse mode

[Raven]

The inmates are running the prison imo.

:lmao

[Mal]

I liked energy how Jaguars are playing. Looks like team is the rise

[Clipper Nation]

Marvin Lewis is so gone after this year
This has been said every year since 2003, tbh.

[Raven]

Jones just had the worst drop of the year... of any player

[Clipper Nation]

Joe Bags in the clutch :worthy:

[Clipper Nation]

Savage to Hopkins :wow

[Mal]

This has been said every year since 2003, tbh.

Down 16, they don't even call timeout with 2 minutes to go. WTF

[Clipper Nation]

Damn... that would have been an amazing catch by Hopkins.

[Mal]

Savage is garbage, either he will do this or not

[Robz4000]

Terrible clock management by Houston cost them this game. Way too much wasted time.

[Clipper Nation]

O'Brien is a total moron who doesn't know how to manage a clock. If they lose, it's on him.

[Mal]

O'Brien is a total moron who doesn't know how to manage a clock. If they lose, it's on him.

This guy choose Savage over Watson after offseason, what do you expect ?

[Mal]

Tom Garbage, just release the throw you fucking moron

[Clipper Nation]

I was wrong about Savage... he is trash. Still should have won, but O'Brien is a moron.

[jeebus]

Must say, it was a pleasure to watch the first blind QB play with Denver again.

[Mal]

Walsh is not gonna bail out struggle. Defense already with 2 pts. Will 2-0 stands, more to come

[Mal]

Defense will have to score again now

[spurraider21]

I was wrong about Savage... he is trash. Still should have won, but O'Brien is a moron.
osweiler only got drafted because he was tall and savage only got drafted because he has a strong arm

[Mal]

osweiler only got drafted because he was tall and savage only got drafted because he has a strong arm

That's the deal with QB. You can hit Tom Brady in 5th round, or you can hit Jake Locker with top 10 pick, but you have to keep picking those QB with right parameters

[Mal]

Walsh :lmao

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Biggest YAC bailout in history
:lol Dallas

[RD2191]

:lmao cowboys

[Robz4000]

:lmao _allas

[Mal]

:lmao

[Mal]

Struggle dealing today

[Robz4000]

Chiefs styling all over the Cowgirls today

[Darth_Pelican]

:lmao Falcons

[Raven]

....i mean

[Chris]

BEASTLEY

[Chris]

Chiefs styling all over the Cowgirls today

:lmao

[Chris]

:lmao _allas

:lmao

[Robz4000]

BEASTLEY


:lmao


:lmao

Just don't choke imo

[Chris]

Just don't choke imo

I'll be here either way :tu

[Chris]

One Taco and a Heath bar for dessert :lol

[Silver&Black]

The inmates are running the prison imo.

[Chris]

mein neger TW stepping up today :tu

[Silver&Black]

:lol Cleveland 49ers

[Silver&Black]

Clutch Struggle

[Robz4000]

:lol Cleveland 49ers

Det #1 pick is coming...

[Silver&Black]

Det #1 pick is coming...

:wow Jimmy Garoppolo + Saquon Barkley

[Robz4000]

:wow Jimmy Garoppolo + Saquon Barkley

Idk, I really like Carlos Hyde and the Niners have a lot of needs. I also don't think Garoppolo is the answer at QBm

[Mal]

Idk, I really like Carlos Hyde and the Niners have a lot of needs. I also don't think Garoppolo is the answer at QBm

You taking sure thing with 5 years of control, rather than paying to injury prone rb.

[Robz4000]

You taking sure thing with 5 years of control, rather than paying to injury prone rb.

It depends on if the Niners can turn Hyde into some assets or not. They gotta pay someone eventually with Hyde looking worth the money and they can use the pick on o-line or trade down for more picks.

[Darth_Pelican]

:lmao Seacucks
:lmao losing at home to a team under .500
:lmao only 14 points, 2 of them by the defense
:lmao Struggle
:lmao deplorable, embarrassing performance
:lmao “The 12th man” (which are usually the refs)
:lmao All of the modern NFL rules favor the offense, and you only produce 12 points
:lmao Pete Carrol
:lmao Defense carries you the entire game and you only score 12
:lmao faggots
:lmao The fans boo’ing the refs instead of boo’ing their team’s offensive performance
:lmao Wilson 2 gut wrenching interceptions to let his entire team down again after they gave him countless chances to do ANYTHING
:lmao 12 Offensive points and STILL a chance to win because of the ridiculously stacked defense
:lmao easiest division in the NFL and behind the Los Angeles Rams, despite the best defense in the NFL

[Clipper Nation]

Clutch Struggle
:lol Nope.

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Seacucks
:lmao losing at home to a team under .500
:lmao only 14 points, 2 of them by the defense
:lmao Struggle
:lmao deplorable, embarrassing performance
:lmao “The 12th man” (which are usually the refs)
:lmao All of the modern NFL rules favor the offense, and you only produce 12 points
:lmao Pete Carrol
:lmao Defense carries you the entire game and you only score 12
:lmao faggots
:lmao The fans boo’ing the refs instead of boo’ing their team’s offensive performance
:lmao Wilson 2 gut wrenching interceptions to let his entire team down again after they gave him countless chances to do ANYTHING
:lmao 12 Offensive points and STILL a chance to win because of the ridiculously stacked defense
:lmao easiest division in the NFL and behind the Los Angeles Rams, despite the best defense in the NFL
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[Mal]

It depends on if the Niners can turn Hyde into some assets or not. They gotta pay someone eventually with Hyde looking worth the money and they can use the pick on o-line or trade down for more picks.

They've got shit load of cap space, so probably Hyde will stay eitherway. There can be team going for 1st overall pick, if Darnold commits. I don't believe any team would pay for taking Jackson or Rosen with that 1st pick. And with young QB, you either pick O-line, or RB. I don't see any o-liners in mocks in TOP 5, so it's Barkley with 1st or make a trade with team that wants Darnold, and this won't be Browns, cause he won't go there.

But maybe Giants ? 1st and 2nd for 1st overall, get Darnold and flip Eli to Arizona for 3rd or whatever he is worth.

[Chris]

Did the Seacucks really blow it against the Redskins? :lmao

[spurraider21]

carr hasn't been throwing with any velocity at all last couple of games... just sort of pushes the ball. wonder if the back injury he's playing through is limiting him in some way

[Avante]

What more can be said about Tyreek Hill?

Why they don't get him out in space more with ball in hand...??? He can go the distance everytime he touches the ball.

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My Niners, how sad.

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Did that Seahawks kicker miss three FG's, sheesh~~~~

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We stand a better chance of seeing a Penn SB than any other state.

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Why Robert Woods doesn;'t get props for his speed..??? As a HS kid he was the Nations number one HS 400m sprinter. Sammy Watkins a Florida State 200m champ.

[DeadlyDynasty]

How many times are they gonna show the same goddamn Verizon commercial during this game? and while we're at it, I doubt there's any NFL fans who give a shit about "This is Us"

Know your audience.

[Avante]

Nobody will say it, but everyone thinks it.

What is with black players and rules? Yes they must be out there because of that size/speed thing they got going, but damn they do some stupid shit. Talking...DUH~~~...type shit. A team at the NFL level could win a lot of games simply winning the turnover and penalties battle.

[Avante]

All anyone has to do is take a few minutes and find out.....

Osweilers final season at ASU.

comp% 63.2
yards 4036
td/int...26-13
QBR...140.5

As we can see he had the numbers. This...he's tall....ha~~~~~~

[Robz4000]

Assweiler wasn't a bad QB at all for ASU, he just never adjusted to the NFL's competition level.

[Darth_Pelican]

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[Darth_Pelican]

Evans 1 game suspension:

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[DeadlyDynasty]

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Now he's gonna sit two weeks...it's an obvious pride injury, but the Bucs have to sell the fans on a bright future. Behind closed doors they are panicking. Only Jon Gruden can save this team, but he's probably going to Knoxville.

[Darth_Pelican]

Now he's gonna sit two weeks...it's an obvious pride injury, but the Bucs have to sell the fans on a bright future. Behind closed doors they are panicking. Only Jon Gruden can save this team, but he's probably going to Knoxville.

I love how his teammates look utterly confused during that speech.

[The Gemini Method]

That's about all Evans did for me this week in FF. Thank goodness for Zeke, Wilson, and based god Tyreek showed up.

[spurraider21]

Hundley needs to be cut. Like at halftime

[Silver&Black]

Now he's gonna sit two weeks...it's an obvious pride injury, but the Bucs have to sell the fans on a bright future. Behind closed doors they are panicking. Only Jon Gruden can save this team, but he's probably going to Knoxville.

I'm definitely past "panicking". Waaay past that. I'm like one or two steps from "UNT killing himself" territory right now.

This team is fucked.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Hundley needs to be cut. Like at halftime
:lol

He's giving Tyrod a run for his money in the YPA department, though.

[spurraider21]

He just looks scared and unprepared. It's his 3rd year, embarrassing

[Darth_Pelican]

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[The Gemini Method]

Some new blood in both conferences playoff situations at this point. Should be exciting this year.

[Raven]

I love how his teammates look utterly confused during that speech.

yeah, so awkward :lol

[Darth_Pelican]

Jaguars -6
Cardinals -2.5
Packers +2.5
Titans -3
Raiders -3
Broncos +7.5

2-4 on the season.

2-2-2 on the week

4-6-2 on the season

[DeadlyDynasty]

2-4:(