Spurs nicknames

[007nites]

Whats your favourite. Only list the commonly used ones and the most insulting ones.

Fathead, Cancerson
Porker, Enrique
Fatty Mills, 50Mills
LaMarsha
Manure, Turnobili
Poop
Kiwi
Gasoft
LDN

[TheDoctor]

Forgot LDN

[sasaint]

Gasoft.

And 50Mills is better than Fatty Mills.

[TheDoctor]

Gasoft.

And 50Mills is better than Fatty Mills.
50Mills is some legendary shit tbh :lol

[sasaint]

50Mills is some legendary shit tbh :lol

Yep. :lol Sadly, I have forgotten who came up with 50Mills. Dude should get bolded if he isn't already... First inductee into the ST HOF.

[Capt Bringdown]

Turd Towers

[TheGreatYacht]

D-League Danny
AARP White

[Jules_Winnfield]

Fatty 50Mill$

[TimDunkem]

"Hamburger Patty" - hater

[marinoman]

Party”flaming hot garbage" mills

[BatManu20]

Turd Towers. Take your pick of big men on any given night.

[Play Boban]

Enrique.

[Play Boban]

Kawhi Marion.

[Play Boban]

:cry

[SAGirl]

Deounte, bc he has no J.
Kawhobe
Kawbme
Touches
Pity Mills

of the good ones:
MVPelon
HoTS
LDN
Ltrain
Slowmo
Patty Cakes, Patty Thrills, MVPaddy
Dijon—not a pejorative but a play on his name’s pronunciation much like Kiwi

[raybies]

LeTouches

[Jules_Winnfield]

Rudy Fag

[AFMadison]

Turnobili
Fatrick Mills
LMAO
Dijon
verde

[KDKSpurs24]

LeTouches

[eric365]

WCF and all the nicknames are for trashing our players

Rebuilding when it will finally comes will be a real shock for spurstalk

[ECOV]

WCF and all the nicknames are for trashing our players

Rebuilding when it will finally comes will be a real shock for spurstalk
For real ,a lot of ungrateful fuckers on here

[Play Boban]

Evita (for Manu).

[Play Boban]

WCF and all the nicknames are for trashing our players

Rebuilding when it will finally comes will be a real shock for spurstalk
:cry

[raybies]

WCF and all the nicknames are for trashing our players

Rebuilding when it will finally comes will be a real shock for spurstalk
trolls man. they like to run them mouths lol you think Spurfan here would be happy after a win and be blowing this place up, but it gets quiet after wins. nothing to cry about... fake fans

[Dancelot]

Vending machine head

[Play Boban]

trolls man. they like to run them mouths lol you think Spurfan here would be happy after a win and be blowing this place up, but it gets quiet after wins. nothing to cry about... fake fans
:cry

[Dverde]

Boban the Barbarian!!!

[Play Boban]

Boban the Barbarian!!!
:wow

[TheRemix]

Where did Evita come from? I need to know the origins.
I like turnobili, enrique, 50mills, LeTouches, and gasoft

[Play Boban]

Where did Evita come from? I need to know the origins.I like turnobili, enrique, 50mills, LeTouches, and gasoftEvita is hater's shtick. It is a play off the famous musical Evita about the Argentina president Juan Peron's wife.

[TheRemix]

Evita is hater's shtick. It is a play off the famous musical Evita about the Argentina president Juan Peron's wife.
thanks :tu

[Robz4000]

Best are definitely Fathead (jeebus), LDN (HarlemHeat37), and Enrique/Porker (TDMVPDPOY) imo.

Also, I think 50Mills was coined by TimDunkem iirc.

[Skoobz]

Evita is hater's shtick. It is a play off the famous musical Evita about the Argentina president Juan Peron's wife.

:cry:cry:cry

[raybies]

Best are definitely Fathead (jeebus (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=22786)), LDN (HarlemHeat37 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=11597)), and Enrique/Porker (TDMVPDPOY (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=977)) imo.

Also, I think 50Mills was coined by TimDunkem (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=16114) iirc.

the first time I seen 50Mills was from Nathan89

[cd98]

Charmin.

[Phenomanul]

Used to be nick names were a tribute to a player’s greatness. This place has become a cesspool of cynical crassness that now they’re just the derogatory variety.

The Iceman
The Admiral
The Big Fundamental
The Black Mamba
The Truth
The Human Highlight Reel
The Big Ticket
The Chief
His Airness
Vinsanity
Magic

Now THOSE are nick names...

[gwidlon]

the red mamba!

[Dex]

You guys are disrespecting the name of Money Mason up in here.

[Brazil]

HOTS tbh

[SpursforSix]

Parker -The Albatross (or The Phoenix)
Murray - Contract Jones
Leonard - Fuck When This Nigga Coming Back
Pau - They're Paying Him What???
Kyle Anderson - The Cheetah
Murray - Shit, I Was Hoping For More Than This
Green - Super D 2011
Aldridge - Fish Eye Magoo
Forbes - Blind Lemon Johnson
Rudy Gay - Scooter

[SAGirl]

oooo how can we forget the microwave... or the broken microwave these days. YOu know who that is.

[SpurPadre]

Teammate Wife Fucker

[jeebus]

Best are definitely Fathead (jeebus (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=22786)), LDN (HarlemHeat37 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=11597)), and Enrique/Porker (TDMVPDPOY (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=977)) imo.

Also, I think 50Mills was coined by TimDunkem (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=16114) iirc.
tbh I'll take credit for Enrique too. http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=227069&page=2&p=7033483&viewfull=1#post7033483

everyone calling him hero/heroball until yours truly dropped the vid link.

[hater]

Mills = fat piece of shit

Manu = desecrated mummy of tutankamon

[Joseph Kony]

Dick Jeff
Golden God
D-Worst
Porker
Tammy

[Robz4000]

Dick Jeff
Golden God
D-Worst
Porker
Tammy

Tammy Tits !!!!!!!

[Blackjack]

Klaw or K-Y, tbh.

[SilverSpur]

SLOMO SLOTH

[Play Boban]

Patty Cakes.

[Play Boban]

Used to be nick names were a tribute to a player’s greatness. This place has become a cesspool of cynical crassness that now they’re just the derogatory variety.

The Iceman
The Admiral
The Big Fundamental
The Black Mamba
The Truth
The Human Highlight Reel
The Big Ticket
The Chief
His Airness
Vinsanity
Magic

Now THOSE are nick names...
:cry

[Play Boban]

Glassman (Kawhi Leonard).

[Play Boban]

Teammate Wife Fucker
:lol

[SpurPadre]

Used to be nick names were a tribute to a player’s greatness. This place has become a cesspool of cynical crassness that now they’re just the derogatory variety.

The Iceman
The Admiral
The Big Fundamental
The Black Mamba
The Truth
The Human Highlight Reel
The Big Ticket
The Chief
His Airness
Vinsanity
Magic

Now THOSE are nick names...

I always took "The Big Fundamental" as a backhanded compliment by Shaq basically saying TD is boring in another way.

[Play Boban]

Ferrari
Fiat

[Play Boban]

:cry:cry:cry
:wakeup

[Plumblbw]

Jeff Ayres - Errors
Keith Bogans - The Centrepiece
Dejaun Blair - Whataburger / Pint-sized dwarf

Errors was my favourite of all time simply because it was the most apt. I mean the guy would be spoonfed wide open dunks and couldn't even catch the ball.

[TheDoctor]

Best ones for me are:
PATFO
Enrique
HOTS
LDN
Ferrari
Diaw2.0
50Mills
Errors
Fathead
Golden God
Dayelight
LaTrashcan
Turd Towers

[Dex]

Used to be nick names were a tribute to a player’s greatness. This place has become a cesspool of cynical crassness that now they’re just the derogatory variety.

The Iceman
The Admiral
The Big Fundamental
The Black Mamba
The Truth
The Human Highlight Reel
The Big Ticket
The Chief
His Airness
Vinsanity
Magic

Now THOSE are nick names...

It's because this forum is now overrun by a bunch of prepubescent teens and Laker trolls who are too embarrassed to root for their own shitty team.

[NASpurs]

Can't forget Laker fans calling Tim... Jim.

And not Spurs related, but Spursfan calling Kobe Kirby.

Speaking of more non-Spurs nicknames:

Calling Draymond Green: Donkey.

Calling Dwight Howard: Bible Kemp.

Calling Westbrook: Westbrick and like a thousand others.

Calling Durant: Durbeta.

And calling DeAndre Jordan: :monkey

[Phenomanul]

It's because this forum is now overrun by a bunch of prepubescent teens and Laker trolls who are too embarrassed to root for their own shitty team.

And yet Millennials are supposed to be on the forefront of the battle against bullying/cyber-bullying...? Hypocrisy at its worst.

[TheDoctor]

And yet Millennials are supposed to be on the forefront of the battle against bullying/cyber-bullying...? Hypocrisy at it's worst.
:lol

[NameLess Scrub]

I'm just LOLing with this collection of nicknames :lol

[SASdynasty!]

MVParker

[Blackjack]

Patty Melt

[Play Boban]

It's because this forum is now overrun by a bunch of prepubescent teens and Laker trolls who are too embarrassed to root for their own shitty team.
:wakeup

[Play Boban]

Potty Mills, always taking a shit on this team with poor shooting in big moments.

[Spurtacular]

Corpse McCallum / Black Ollie

[SuperCam]

Kawheelchair

[Play Boban]

Kawheelchair
:bobo

[sasaint]

Kawheelchair

Sad, but funny.

[bic50]

Sad fans

[Spurtacular]

KGB Pop.

[007nites]

Just heard "Cancerson" in todays game thread.