Bill Simmons has become such an empty hot-take machine..

[spursistan]

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14. Ben Simmons
15. Griffin
16.Embid
17. PG13
18. Gasol
19.Jokic
20. CP3 or A.Drummond
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This is basically what is the guy's basketball views have degenerated into: prisoner-of-the-moment, knee jerk reactions with zero depth and perspective..

Glad that I stopped listening to his shitty windbag podcasts for over a year now..

[spursistan]

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[Raven]

steph curry 6th? i mean...

[dabom]

Your problem was listening to that faggot for basketball takes.

[Monostradamus]

What’s so awful about that list? Are you dipshits whining because Kawhi is #5 when he’s clearly “better than LeBron” or something retarded?

[baseline bum]

What’s so awful about that list? Are you dipshits whining because Kawhi is #5 when he’s clearly “better than LeBron” or something retarded?

Curry at 6 looks pretty bad IMO and Harden's gotta take a hit to his credibility after shitting the bed again in the playoffs. Kawhi at 5 is pretty generous since no one has any idea when he's going to even suit up again.

[Joseph Kony]

Curry at #6 and Ben Simmons at #14 are the only two that I don't think are reasonable imo, no way Curry is outside the top 5 and no way Simmons is in the top 15 after less than 20 total games played

[DMC]

What’s so awful about that list? Are you dipshits whining because Kawhi is #5 when he’s clearly “better than LeBron” or something retarded?

I'll take the "something retarded" for 400 Alex.

[DMC]

Curry at #6 and Ben Simmons at #14 are the only two that I don't think are reasonable imo, no way Curry is outside the top 5 and no way Simmons is in the top 15 after less than 20 total games played

and Pau Gasol at 18, STFU! :lol

[ambchang]

Understand that the lost was created in the off season as in after the playoffs and before the regular season. Curry should have been ranked sixth. Problem is harden should have been ranked out of the top 20 using that logic.

[Spurtacular]

What’s so awful about that list? Are you dipshits whining because Kawhi is #5 when he’s clearly “better than LeBron” or something retarded?

Could you tell me with a straight face that Harden is better than Kawhi?

[Spurtacular]

If Anthony Davis and Demi Cousins were both top ten, they'd be perennial conference finalists at a minimum. I don't see that happening.

[Pelicans78]

If Anthony Davis and Demi Cousins were both top ten, they'd be perennial conference finalists at a minimum. I don't see that happening.

I agree. Davis is a top 10 player but Cousins isn't anywhere close.

[Chucho]

LOL Bill Simmons...

[StrengthAndHonor]

LOL Bill Simmons...
Bingo

[DAF86]

and Pau Gasol at 18, STFU! :lol

Don't know if serious, tbh.

[Down Under]

Klay is the worst. Can barely put it on the floor against even an average defender & his D has worsened every year.

[Arcadian]

Harden at 3 is fucking ridiculous.

[140]

Klay is the worst. Can barely put it on the floor against even an average defender & his D has worsened every year.
Most overrated kunt in the NBA. Over glorified Kyle Korver tbh

[pgardn]

and Pau Gasol at 18, STFU! :lol


He has a brother.

[lilbthebasedgod]

Cousins is better than davis easily. Davis can score better in the post but on everything else cousins is better

[DMC]

Don't know if serious, tbh.

You're probably a lot of fun at parties.

[DMC]

He has a brother.
No shit?

[pgardn]

No shit?

You got taken.
Fess it.

You can feign ignorance and or present sarcasm better than that.
Brain fart...

[DMC]

You got taken.
Fess it.

You can feign ignorance and or present sarcasm better than that.
Brain fart...

Sure, I thought they meant Pau Gasol, a bench player for the Spurs, was ahead of LMA, the starting star of the team.

Some of you are a few microns off level, you in particular.

[Monostradamus]

:lol how did people not understand that that was a joke?

[pgardn]

Sure, I thought they meant Pau Gasol, a bench player for the Spurs, was ahead of LMA, the starting star of the team.

Some of you are a few microns off level, you in particular.

A few microns is not bad considering you are missing your moonshot humor and ideas by x10^10

[DMC]

:lol how did people not understand that that was a joke?

piss garden in particular is a bit long on drywall, short on stud.

[pgardn]

piss garden in particular is a bit long on drywall, short on stud.


And there you have it.

*DMC adjusts tie, clears throat, mutters, "tough crowd"*

[DAF86]

:lol how did people not understand that that was a joke?

Because it's DMC, tbh.

[unleashbaynes]

You're probably a lot of fun at parties.

Yeah you're one to talk.

[JohnnyMax]

Bill Simmons was talking about Marc Gasol.

[sook]

What’s so awful about that list? Are you dipshits whining because Kawhi is #5 when he’s clearly “better than LeBron” or something retarded?

Its hilarious...to spurfan its a travesty when Kawhi isn't listed #1. The idiotic homer takes have surpassed Clutchfans at this point :lol Its why they can't figure out why other fans don't see a problem with it.

Curry has been shitting the bed
Westbrook exposed
Harden leading the league in assists and points with team at #1. Based on play you have to give that to him, and I'm no Harden fan.
Porz needs to be higher.




Harden at 3 is fucking ridiculous.
...see what I mean :lmao

[dabom]

Haren getting bukkaked by a Kawhi-less Spurs. :lmao

[dabom]

Its hilarious...to spurfan its a travesty when Kawhi isn't listed #1. The idiotic homer takes have surpassed Clutchfans at this point :lol Its why they can't figure out why other fans don't see a problem with it.

Curry has been shitting the bed
Westbrook exposed
Harden leading the league in assists and points with team at #1. Based on play you have to give that to him, and I'm no Harden fan.
Porz needs to be higher.




...see what I mean :lmao

You just confirmed houston fans are delusional. :lol

[TD 21]

Simmons has always been like this though. A (former?) prominent poster on this board was known for this too.

5 and 6 should be ahead of 3 and 4, but that's not as egregious as 9, 13 and especially 12, being on the list period.

[RD2191]

Having losers like harden and giannis ahead of kawhi is hilarious. I'd put kawhi at 3 behind LeBron and KD.

[TimDunkem]

Everyone in and around the NBA - and all sports really - are hot take machines, so who cares? Oh wait I get it...It's because "Kawhi bein' disrespected :cry".

Well, that's what happens when you can't even get on the damn court to prove you're still better than everyone else.

[Chucho]

Everyone in and around the NBA - and all sports really - are hot take machines, so who cares? Oh wait I get it...It's because "Kawhi bein' disrespected :cry".

Well, that's what happens when you can't even get on the damn court to prove you're still better than everyone else.

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