For trolls stealing pachages off of porches. The Blank Box

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https://youtu.be/mOBDFxdwo7I

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"I was tired of seeing people run off with my Amazon packages while I was at work, so I made this device to deliver a message. It's safe, effective, and hopefully makes them think twice about stealing from someone else." -Jaireme Barrow of Tacoma, WA inventor.

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https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/local-news/water-cooler/exploding-blank-box-scares-away-porch-pirates-by-using-a-decoy-box

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This one might be even better.
This guy puts literal shit inside the box that he then remotely explodes at the time of his choosing. He waits for the thief(s) to get back into their car then blasts!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQmlUAIbcXA

"The Bait Box"

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:lmao this takes the cake.
Exploding fart mixture:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d8TZdfU4dg

p.s. WTF is up with ST inability to post pics and vids now?

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Never had a package stolen. My neighbors are so polite they will knock on my door to ask me if their package accidentally showed up at my house, and it will be right at their feet (so they know it did) and I'll see it, read it and say (yep). They won't even take one with their own name on it (black folks as well, best neighbors I've ever had other than the Mexicans on the other side I've known for 25 years).

That's how people should be. These ass magnets that drive around looking for pawn fodder to get a bag of weed, these fuckers need to lose a hand.