*Week 16 Official Game Thread, Sponsored By Playoff Eliminations

[Darth_Pelican]

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[Darth_Pelican]

December 24, 2017

All listings are unofficial and subject to change. Check back often for updates.

NATIONAL BROADCASTS

Saturday Afternoon: Indianapolis @ Baltimore (4:30 ET) (NFLN) (Greg Gumbel, Trent Green)
Saturday Night: Minnesota @ Green Bay (8:30 ET) (NBC)
Monday Afternoon: Pittsburgh @ Houston (4:30 ET) (NBC/NFLN) (Mike Tirico, Kurt Warner)
Monday Night: Oakland @ Philadelphia (ESPN)


CBS SINGLE
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Buffalo @ New England
Jim Nantz, Tony Romo


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LA Chargers @ NY Jets
Ian Eagle, Dan Fouts


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Miami @ Kansas City
Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon


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Denver @ Washington
Spero Dedes, Adam Archuleta


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Cleveland @ Chicago
Tom McCarthy, Steve Beuerlein


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Jacksonville @ San Francisco (LATE)
Andrew Catalon, James Lofton


UPDATES:all South Dakota: MIA-KC to DEN-WSH

FOX EARLY
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Atlanta @ New Orleans
Kevin Burkhardt, Charles Davis


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LA Rams @ Tennessee
Chris Myers, Daryl Johnston


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Detroit @ Cincinnati
Thom Brennaman, Chris Spielman


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Tampa Bay @ Carolina
Kenny Albert, Ronde Barber


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NO GAME due to local team at home on CBS


FOX LATE
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Seattle @ Dallas
Joe Buck, Troy Aikman


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NY Giants @ Arizona
Dick Stockton, Mark Schlereth


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NO GAME due to local team at home on CBS

[Darth_Pelican]

lol Brett Hundley

[jeebus]

hallelujah this season is almost over. another subpar season with shit ratings just about in the books.

[Trainwreck2100]

hallelujah this season is almost over. another subpar season with shit ratings just about in the books.

nfl keeps getting shittier, and the good qbs just get older with no evidense any of the new generation of qbs is ready to make that next step.

[Bill_Brasky]

nfl keeps getting shittier, and the good qbs just get older with no evidense any of the new generation of qbs is ready to make that next step.

Injuries, stupid political posturing, commish is a fucktard, inconsistent enforcement of rules, obvious rule changes not being made, etc

[Raven]

will miss the annual Bills pounding :depressed

[DeadlyDynasty]

That late defensive holding call on the Rams was criminal

[DeadlyDynasty]

Tyrod Taylor is an embarrassment to the game

[Clipper Nation]

Chargers/Jets is the perfect illustration of why the NFL is declining. Two hopeless franchises with terrible owners in the two biggest markets, playing godawful football.

[Clipper Nation]

Marcus Lattimore with the Buttception :wow

[Darth_Pelican]

boom

[DeadlyDynasty]

:lmaopatriot refs

[RD2191]

:lmao typical reftriots. Always been pathetic cheaters.

[Clipper Nation]

:lol New NFL rule: you are not allowed to catch a touchdown pass against the Patriots.

This league is a joke.

[Borosai]

The league isn't even trying to hide their favoritism at this point...

[Clipper Nation]

Meanwhile, Keenan Allen intercepted a pass at the end of the first half. They had him out there playing safety for some reason.

[Will Hunting]

Yeah that touchdown overturn was a shitty call, no question about that.

Doesnt change the fact they made the right call against Pittsburgh though.

[Will Hunting]

Meanwhile, Keenan Allen intercepted a pass at the end of the first half. They had him out there playing safety for some reason.
I’m guessing it was at the end of the half to defend a Hail Mary?

[Clipper Nation]

I’m guessing it was at the end of the half to defend a Hail Mary?
Yes.

[Clipper Nation]

:lmaopatriot refs


:lmao typical reftriots. Always been pathetic cheaters.


The league isn't even trying to hide their favoritism at this point...
Let's not forget about this bullshit either:

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[Will Hunting]

It’s remarkable to me that even though he’s playing his old team and should be extra motivated to show them up, Stephon Gilmore is still being a lazy n!gger getting shredded on every play.

[SuperCam]

goldilocks looking white faggot wr bobbles the ball and gives up an INT. no wr talent on this team since gettlejew cut smitty and ginn :bang

[DeadlyDynasty]

Designed plays for Mike Tolbert...we're going places

[Will Hunting]

It probably wasn’t the best idea for New England to assemble a linebacking group made up entirely of practice group players.

It also wasn’t the best idea for Stephon Gilmore’s mother to open her slutty fucking legs and give birth to that useless fuck.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Chiefs screwed on an obvious TD as well. This is reaching epidemic levels

[Clipper Nation]

Why opposing coaches don't just run the ball every down against the Chargers is beyond me. You could pretty much run the Jeff Monken offense from Army and the Chargers wouldn't be able to stop it.

[Will Hunting]

Allowing himself to get sacked 4 times by New England not even through the 3rd quarter should be embarrassing to Taylor. Every sack has been due to him holding the ball too long.

[SuperCam]

this defense is so fucking faggy giving up 300 yards already to this shit team :lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

Allowing himself to get sacked 4 times by New England not even through the 3rd quarter should be embarrassing to Taylor. Every sack has been due to him holding the ball too long.
scrub-ass nigga

[DeadlyDynasty]

Cleveland going Cleveland:lol

[Will Hunting]

So if Detroit, Atlanta and Carolina all lose, Dallas is in control of its own destiny and just needs to win out.

Can’t wait to see that happen only for them to fuck it up.

[Mark Celibate]

So if Detroit, Atlanta and Carolina all lose, Dallas is in control of its own destiny and just needs to win out.

Can’t wait to see that happen only for them to fuck it up.

Pretty much.

On paper, they'd be a pretty dangerous team with Zeke back and no Aaron Rodgers to fuck them over per par but yeah, they're going to screw it up and lose one of these last two games in an embarrassing way as usual. I've seen this movie too many times before tbh

[Will Hunting]

:lmao Stephon Gilmore literally just watched Benjamin catch a pass and then turn down the field without making any effort.

I hope this guy gets mouth cancer.

[RD2191]

So if Detroit, Atlanta and Carolina all lose, Dallas is in control of its own destiny and just needs to win out.

Can’t wait to see that happen only for them to fuck it up.

Meh, I still think the Panthers and Lions are going to win their games. Cowboys ain't that lucky. :lol

[RD2191]

:lol fukin Romo

[SuperCam]

this dumb samoan faggot makes a stupid shove after the play to nullify a safety, and then bucs get third and long :lmao

[Bill_Brasky]

Yeah that touchdown overturn was a shitty call, no question about that.

Doesnt change the fact they made the right call against Pittsburgh though.

But somehow this was a TD

fAKGf2PvD28

[RD2191]

Fuck you bucs

[SuperCam]

Motherfuggin Cam :hat

[RD2191]

Motherfuggin Cam :hat

Fukin faggot better not choke against the falcon next week. :pctoss:

[SuperCam]

Winston fumblefaggots again to seal the deal

[Silver&Black]

Thank God. Thought the treads on the tank were broken.

:lol The Panthers are not that good

[SuperCam]

Rapeis meltdown :lol

[benefactor]

:lol Winston in full ooga booga

[DeadlyDynasty]

Tyrod Taylor plays for the Titans?

[Bill_Brasky]

Detroit losing to Bengals :lol

I wish the Bucs weren't chokers.

[Will Hunting]

:lol Winston in full ooga booga
:lol that was a full blown chimpout

[Will Hunting]

:lol Carrotbot keeps trying to play Tyrone Smith on a bad knee because he’s incapable of gameplanning for a key injury.

[Clipper Nation]

Just sad to see such a stacked team wasted on Bortles.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Joe Buck completely misunderstood the premise of that Dickerson-Elliott bet

[Silver&Black]

Joe Buck completely misunderstood the premise of that Dickerson-Elliott bet

I said the same thing.

Thank god he's retiring. I won't miss him.

[RD2191]

:lol cowboys play calling

[Pelicans78]

Motherfuggin Cam :hat

Barring a Rams loss next week, Panthers about to get rocked again in 2 weeks for the 3rd time this season.

[Robz4000]

:lmao holy shit Struggle

[Clipper Nation]

I see Struggle is still holding the ball for an eternity and taking retarded sacks, losing 20+ yards at a time. His slurpers will blame the O-line, the receivers, Carroll, and Bevell like always, though.

[Clipper Nation]

And there's Struggle getting bailed out by the defense, right on cue.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Dez Bryant is no longer an NFL-caliber player

[Bill_Brasky]

:lmao Dez going full ape and then handing the seafaggots a TD

[Silver&Black]

Anybody remember when Dez was actually a good WR?

[DeadlyDynasty]

Good reaction from Wilson...I know a certain QB who would be deathly afraid to fall on that fumble.

[Pelicans78]

Blake Franchise leading the Jags to back to back scores.

[Pelicans78]

I see Struggle is still holding the ball for an eternity and taking retarded sacks, losing 20+ yards at a time. His slurpers will blame the O-line, the receivers, Carroll, and Bevell like always, though.

100% true

[RD2191]

Fukin dez smh

[Will Hunting]

Does anyone know what happened to Dez? It seems like he just woke up one day and decided to start sucking at football.

[Will Hunting]

:lol Struggle having less than 50 yards and completing less than 50% of his passes in the 1st half
:lol his defense keeping it within 2 points thanks to that turnover
:lol this guy being a serious MVP candidate
:lol today’s NFL

[Robz4000]

:rollin Dak

[RD2191]

Cowboys with an epic choke job per usual

[Mark Celibate]

Jesus Christ, can somebody cut the cable and let the jumbotron fall on Carrotbot already?

these guys haven’t stopped the first down run with Zeke all day but the Carrotbot has to adjust the game plan due to Dez whining.

:lol going five wide on 1st & 10 and staring down Dez the whole time.


he’s such a faggot, seriously. He needs some of that black man, “big man on campus” swagger that Tomlin has

[Mark Celibate]

Does anyone know what happened to Dez? It seems like he just woke up one day and decided to start sucking at football.
His one route is going deep and playing bully ball with the corner. With all his injuries, he has nothing left.

hes like the Dwight Howard of the NFL. All the physical tools, but can’t learn the fundamentals even after 8 years and with two crisp route runners in Beasley and Witten to learn from.

[Will Hunting]

:lmao Spook Bryant

[DeadlyDynasty]

off of Dez's hands:lmao

[Robz4000]

:lmao

[Mark Celibate]

:lmao what a n!gger

[Will Hunting]

Aikman: “If Seattle wins, this would be the worst offensive performance I’ve ever seen from a team that won the game”

:lol sounds like typical Sunday stuff for Russell Wilson

[Mal]

The loss that saved Jaguars franchise

[RD2191]

:lmao eat shit jerruh

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Struggle having less than 50 yards and completing less than 50% of his passes in the 1st half
:lol his defense keeping it within 2 points thanks to that turnover
:lol this guy being a serious MVP candidate
:lol today’s NFL
:lol His slurpers will still claim he has no help.

[leemajors]

Garrett and linehan are fucking stupid

[DeadlyDynasty]

If that sequence doesn't get Garrett fired nothing will

[Will Hunting]

This is easily the worst coaching staff in the NFL

[leemajors]

How do you not feed Zeke?!?

[RD2191]

:lmao :lmao

[RD2191]

This is easily the worst coaching staff in the NFL

Been saying it for years. But faggot cowboy fans on here always blaming dak.

[Bill_Brasky]

Cowboys deserve to lose. Fuck jason garrett.

[Will Hunting]

:lol His slurpers will still claim he has no help.
Either that or they’ll circle jerk over the one good drive he actually led.

[Mark Celibate]

I would say this is the CarrotBot’s worst game ever but sadly I remember a few that were even worse than this

he’s always had a fetish for abandoning the run in obvious situations and in games where they’re running all over the other team

[RD2191]

But it's Dak! It's always been Dak!:downspin: :lol

[Chris]

Garrett clapping like a retard after the missed field goal. Just end it already.

[Mal]

He challenged 1st down ?

[Clipper Nation]

Romo would have won this game.

[Bill_Brasky]

At least it's over this week instead of the classic week 17 "playoffs on the line and lose in retarded fashion" that we've all come to know and love.

[Bill_Brasky]

Romo would have won this game.

No he wouldn't. They'd still fuck it up in fucktarded fashion. And even if they did win, they'd fuck it up even worse next week in even more fucktarded fashion.

[Chris]

Linnehan and Dez gotta go

[RD2191]

Romo would have won this game.

Probably, but all he'd be doing is covering for the most incompetent coaching staff in the NFL

[Clipper Nation]

No he wouldn't. They'd still fuck it up in fucktarded fashion. And even if they did win, they'd fuck it up even worse next week in even more fucktarded fashion.
You must be confused, tbh. I'm talking about Romo, not Trash Prescott.

[Mal]

Lol cowboys

[Mark Celibate]

Romo would have won this game.

tbh this is what they do every year. My nigga Will Hunting and I talked about how they were going to fuck it up a few pages back. I've stopped watching them altogether outside of these Holiday games at family get togethers because it's always the same result.

feel bad for the actual fans who think each year will be different imo

[SpursforSix]

First and goal from the three. SMH

[SpursforSix]

Garret must have Bailey on his FF team. Or he was playing Zeke

[spurraider21]

tbh this is what they do every year. My nigga Will Hunting and I talked about how they were going to fuck it up a few pages back. I've stopped watching them altogether outside of these Holiday games at family get togethers because it's always the same result.

feel bad for the actual fans who think each year will be different imo
pc faggot

[Trainwreck2100]

Hey guys hows it going, how are you? Merry christmas btw, also I was just checking in and had to ask. How that Dallas cowboys franchise QB do today?

[Big Dog]

pc faggot
Callate lo sico puto, cara de mierda.

[Robz4000]

Hey guys hows it going, how are you? Merry christmas btw, also I was just checking in and had to ask. How that Dallas cowboys franchise QB do today?

Missed his broadcast today, but I heard it was pretty entertaining. CBS really hit a home run with his signing tbh.

[Bill_Brasky]

You must be confused, tbh. I'm talking about Romo, not Trash Prescott.

Yeah you're right. If there's one thing Romo was known for in his time with the Cowboys, it was getting a win in a big time situation.

[RD2191]

Yeah you're right. If there's one thing Romo was known for in his time with the Cowboys, it was getting a win in a big time situation.

:lol

[SuperCam]

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:wow

[DeadlyDynasty]

How do you ignore your stud RB in that goal-to-go situation, especially when he's had a good game?...Seattle proved that was a miserable failure 3 years ago. I just can't fathom how some of these OC's consistently opt to throw on 1st and 10 despite sub-par QB play.

[jeebus]

Jason Garrett will definitely be fired in 2018. If not in the offseason, then definitely by week 3.

[Silver&Black]

Embarrassing tbh....

Seattle was the first team since 1966 to win a game with more penalty yards (142) than total yards (136).

:lol Cuckboys
:lol SeaCucks

[Raven]

Aikman: “If Seattle wins, this would be the worst offensive performance I’ve ever seen from a team that won the game”

:lol sounds like typical Sunday stuff for Russell Wilson

let's call this "playoff Struggle"

[DeadlyDynasty]

That Apple commercial with the dancing coalburner is getting old