Your First Time Drunk Story

[TheTruth]

My Story...

It was my cousin, my buddy mark, and myself. They were 15 and I was 14. We were at my cousin's house playing basketball when Mark said that he had a bottle of Jose Cuervo at his house. We were going to our first high school party the next day, and decided we should get drunk so we didn't make fools of ourselves the next night. So we walked the 3 miles back and forth through our sub-division to Mark's house to get the tequila. We got back to my cousin's house, and drank pretty much the entire bottle that night. The next morning was officially the worst morning of my life. I couldn't stop hurling, and told my mom that we cooke steaks and the meat must have been bad. We never made it to the party.

[Vashner]

Something about Tequila and rolling down the hill in underwear.

[Kdfelicity]

Nice choice on thread Truthy!

Mine was in good ol' Tyler, Texas, 7 hours away from glorious SA and the parents for the first time in my life. The guy I was living with(my parents don't know about that either) made me chug a whole beer at once(it was Keystone, no wonder I prefer it). After I was done he says "let's have some more". That was a crazy night. He thought he would run around naked outside my apartment, I keep pleading with him not to do it because of the on-campus cops, but he kept telling me "oh those cops are all my best friends"(bull shit), so he did it anyway, with me running after him trying to get him back inside!! :lmao

Wow, I haven't thought about that night in forever!

[Boo]

I went to KFC drunk andd stole a bucket of fried chicken

motha fuckin police eatin up in there too...

hella fuckin stupid i didnt even look around me

[midgetonadonkey]

I was 11 and I stayed at my 14 year old cousin in Corpus. We drank Bacardi and Coke while watching Headbanger's ball. I drank 2 and threw up for about an hour.

[baseline bum]

When I was 13 one of my friends and I drank a bottle of gin and then proceeded to throw each other all over the living room while punching each other in the face over and over.

[Horry For 3!]

I was at one of my best friend's house and his mom was sleeping so we drank up anything we could find. Whiskey, Triple sec in Orange Juice. At first I was like mannn this isn't doin shit, i'm not even drunk. About 15-20 mins later, I was pretty fucked up :lol

I was like 13 or 14.

[NZHayden]

14 year old, my mates and i raided our parents liquor cabnets, we ended up with 40oz of scotch wiskey and 4 bottles of red wine, we got messed up, went to town, got a ride to a random party on the other side of town had an awesom time, slept in the bushes and walked home in the morning, good times

[ZStomp]

The first and only time I ever drank was back in December 1991. I was 16-years-old. My friends and I went to a party after work and I distinctively remember thinking I was going to try drinking. :lol Drink. Yea right. You know what I drank?? Wine coolers! ...stop laughing :)

Anyhow, I drank a few of them and got a little buzz- and the last thing I remember before passing out was taking a hit of Everclear...by itself. I was down for the count. The next thing I remember was waking up in a dark bedroom with a chica (the party whore :lol) Many of my friends think I slept with her but I didn't. I should have. :lmao I later learn that my best friend was in the same room with me but on the floor having his own good time...if you know what I mean. :fro :smokin

I also remember throwing up outside and a friend of mine hold me by my neck as I threw up. Good friend.

But that was the end of Z drinking. A few days later (on Christmas eve) I tried drinking again but I couldn't and didn't. Since then, I have tried Zima (that was a long time ago!!). And by trying, I mean took a sip...a sip! That was the last time I had drinking alcohol in me.

Go figure. :drunk

[CharlieMac]

I was 13 and 3 of my brothers were on leave from the army. They brought some german beer home and I thought I was man enough to play quarters with them.

Well, I wasn't. I got drunk, cried, wanted to call my mom, and they still make fun of me to this day.

[sa_butta]

I was 16 and I went to my friends room (garage) and we filled up the fridge with Red Dog beer one night. We drank 3 24's between six of us. Then we took shots of Vodka. All I remember is waking up in a recliner with puke on my shirt (I hope it was mine) and a guy passed out on the floor soaking wet. I remember we had been smoking weed that night too. I was looking at the CD player while listening to music and I said "Man time is going by soo fast." Not aware that it was just counting the time of the CD.

[Ishta]

after reading all of theses, my story puts all of them to shame:lol :lol

I was 16 and went out with a bunch of friends..We proceeded to raymond russell park with heineken, black label light, and schafer beer. I proceeded to get trashed. I don't remember falling down the cement stairs, but I had the bruises the next day to back everybodys story up.. We then proceded to drink with the park ranger went to the cemetary next door where we thought the hounds of hell were after us(Lost Boys movie) then drove to my friends house cause her curfew was 11:30.

As I stumbled up to the door she was like just go upstairs I'll tell my mom we are home...but oh no what did I do? I grabbed ahold of her parents door swung it open and screamed "We're Home!!!" they were like ok...at this point my friend is kicking me and whispering loudly to get my ass upstairs..I proceeded to pass out on the stairs, but managed to make it somehow..

Once upstairs I was thirsty wanted something to eat Bad Idea they brought me chips ahoy cookies, and I took one bite and ran for the bathroom..I'm the only person I know who has literally tossed their cookies...Very bad night:lol

But y'all will be glad to know I haven't changed my ways..About a month ago I fell off my kitchen table while dancing on top of it:oops :oops don't know how I got there...I sprained my ankle, and needless to say it is still messed up..:lol

[Low End Specialist]

I think it was New Year's Eve of 1998. I was 16. I don't know how, but my cousin somehow got some Zimas (I know :( ). I drank like 4 of them. That shit tasted like Sprite for me. Anyways, my cousin and our other friend also got wasted. We spent the entire night scrapping against each other, and got our friend to confess to us how much of a lowlife he is and how he sucks at getting with chicks. I think I blabbered something around the lines of "Stop being such a fucking pussy and fuck yourself because you need pussy." That night I also smoked like 4 virginia slims (my aunts). I also officially quit smoking that night. :)

[Duff McCartney]

Damn....I was like 18 when I first got drunk. It was crazy...I had this picture of a girl that I liked and proceded to say I love her into the camera(video camera because a friend was recording) all night.

Also that night was full of all kinds of illegal substances....mainly weed and coke. But I didn't do any of that..it was other people.

[Shelly]

I was so drunk that I don't remember! :spin

[batman2883]

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[gay abc]

i hardly touch the stuff :lol

[Ballcox]

I was 16 and I went to my friends room (garage) and we filled up the fridge with Red Dog beer one night. We drank 3 24's between six of us. Then we took shots of Vodka. All I remember is waking up in a recliner with puke on my shirt (I hope it was mine) and a guy passed out on the floor soaking wet. I remember we had been smoking weed that night too. I was looking at the CD player while listening to music and I said "Man time is going by soo fast." Not aware that it was just counting the time of the CD.
:lol :lol :lol

Man, that last part just cracked me up. I was drinking a sprite, read that last part about mistaking the time for the CD player and just blew sprite out my nose all over my desk, that description brought back some memories for me :smokin

[2Blonde]

I was 15 and my older sister's friend took me out to a bar one night because my sister had other plans. She taught me how to put a hole in the end of a beer can and chug it. I'm not sure how many I chugged. When I got home I waved goodnight to my mom from the hallway and went straight to bed. Whew, I thought I had gotten away with it. No such luck... I puked all over my sheets in my sleep. Mom heard me, luckily, or I could have choked on it since I slept through it. SHe made me strip the bedsheets. THen I tried to go crawl in bed with her. She said no effin' way :lol ... She made me sleep on the floor of my own bedroom. I think I was grounded for like a year. I never was a very good criminal.

[tlongII]

All I know is that I'm pretty sure I puked.

[batman2883]

HA HA HA HA HA ^Light weight^

[2Blonde]

HA HA HA HA HA ^Light weight^

Completely !!! :lol

[Mixability]

HA HA HA HA HA ^Light weight^

coming from someone who didn't know it was called "shotgunning"! :rolleyes :lol

[Ginofan]

I think I was 18...went to College Station for a party my cousin was throwing at his apartment. Way too much "Panty Punch" and ended up wanting to fight some girl who was trying to be up all on my cousin right in front of his girlfriend who is a really good friend of mine. My cousin held us both back (his girlfiend and I) from the other chick until she left then directly after I went to puke, brush the teeth, and then passed out.

[hussker]

Senior in HS in Monterey, CA. Just finished my SAT in Carmel, CA and came home to find several of my old man's Miller Ponies in the fridge, so I decided to have a few. Went out and threw ball in the yard for a bit and some of my buds came over. Pick up football game ensued. Found an unopened quart of M.D. 20/20 ( ahhh...the Eye Doctor) on the curb---purple stuff. IT was warm, but a few of us polished off the bottle in no time. Shortly thereafter, I needed the GI Doc, and a good steam cleaner for the carpet! Boy, was my mom pissed about the carpet and my dad pissed that his beer was IN the carpet! (It was 1981, I was 17)

[John T]

coming from someone who didn't know it was called "shotgunning"! :rolleyes :lol

I have no shame and don't mind being thought of as stupid. What is shotgunning?


Carie

[slayermin]

I think I was 16 at a Halloween Party. I started off the night with California Coolers and ended the night with Trash Can Punch. Needless to say, :throwupsp

[ALVAREZ6]

I have no shame and don't mind being thought of as stupid. What is shotgunning?


Carie
When you and another person chug a beer to see who finishes first.

[midgetonadonkey]

When you and another person chug a beer to see who finishes first.

That's not shotgunning. Shaking the beer, poking a hole in the side and drinking it as fast as it comes out is shotgunning.

[ALVAREZ6]

That's not shotgunning. Shaking the beer, poking a hole in the side and drinking it as fast as it comes out is shotgunning.
Well I didn't mention the poking the hole part, whenever I do it, it's always head to head competition.

[TheTruth]

you don't shake the beer...you put a hole in the lower half of a can and pop the top....the beer flows into your mouth.

C'mon ALVAREZ...Learn the difference between shotgunning and chugging.

[midgetonadonkey]

Well I didn't mention the poking the hole part, whenever I do it, it's always head to head competition.

You and your buddies shotgun Hawaiian Punch during recess?

[ALVAREZ6]

w.e dude.

Deffinitions get changed when they are passed by word of mouth, or during parties. There are no fucking rool books for this shit, and if there are, and you read one, then you're a douche bag with no friends. Either way, it's all the same, you're still gonna down the beer rather quickly.


I'm sorry to offend the all-time pro alcoholic, midgetonadonkey. You're one bad dude!....

[midgetonadonkey]

w.e dude.

Deffinitions get changed when they are passed by word of mouth, or during parties. There are no fucking rool books for this shit, and if there are, and you read one, then you're a douche bag with no friends. Either way, it's all the same, you're still gonna down the beer rather quickly.


I'm sorry to offend the all-time pro alcoholic, midgetonadonkey. You're one bad dude!....

I haven't gone pro yet. I still only do it for the love of the beer.

[TheTruth]

ALVAREZ, you must be the most sensative person on this board. He was just trying to correct you when you were wrong. No need going out and crying about it. Shotgun a beer man. It'll make you feel better.

[Gatita]

shotgun:

Taking a beer can, poking a hole in the bottom and opening it slighty at the top and drinking that fucker down as fast as possible.

urbandictionary.com

[ALVAREZ6]

ALVAREZ, you must be the most sensative person on this board. He was just trying to correct you when you were wrong. No need going out and crying about it. Shotgun a beer man. It'll make you feel better.
Yeah but I could tell that he was tryin to diss me when he "corrected" me, cus the only thing I drink is Hawaiian Punch! Midgetonadonkey is the king of drinking.

[midgetonadonkey]

Yeah but I could tell that he was tryin to diss me when he "corrected" me, cus the only thing I drink is Hawaiian Punch! Midgetonadonkey is the king of drinking.

I wasn't trying to "diss" you, it just happened.

[ALVAREZ6]

I wasn't trying to "diss" you, it just happened.
lol

ok.

[Jimcs50]

I was in the womb at 30 wks...my mom got wasted at a baby shower...I think it was rum punch. I just remember having one hell of a hangover...that damn heart beat was killing me.



:)

[Gatita]

I was in the womb at 30 wks...my mom got wasted at a baby shower...I think it was rum punch. I just remember having one hell of a hangover...that damn heart beat was killing me.



:)

That would explain alot, Jim. :)

[SpursWoman]

I still hold the record among all of my friends for keg stands. I didn't hurl, but there's pictures of me walking around topless and then passed out in my best friend's younger brother's room. I was 16 or 17 I think. I'd been stoned long before I'd ever gotten drunk, though.

:drunk

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I still only do it for the love of the beer.


rofl
another classic quote

[Kdfelicity]

Wow you must be so proud Spurswoman...

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I first got drunk when i was like 15 at a friend's christmas party. I was drinking jack and coke.
I didn't get shitfaced, but got a cool buzz going the whole night.
We played roulette, poker, and craps.

[SpursWoman]

Wow you must be so proud Spurswoman...



That was almost 20 years ago, I really couldn't GAF. Everyone I know that was there is too damn old to challenge it these days, including myself, so I reckon it will stay that way. :fro

[mcornelio]

i went to some chicks house and thats all that i remeber, i just woke up in my bed at home, cant remember shit

[David Bowie]

It was with my buddy Anthony. I was 18 at college on a wednesday night. And we met at a gay club at school. (I am a mostly straight female though) and became really good friends. It was at 10 30 at night. we got really drunk, and decided to go to Waltham. (A small city where our college is located.) but we couldn't find the shuttle because we were too drunk. Somehow we found the bus that took us to Boston (the bigget city in Mass) It was the last bus too, so we would be in Boston for the night. So we wondered in the city the whole night, wondered into some weird people and int osome strange neighborhoods, including China Town which is a pretty criminal place in Boston. Some guy kept following us around in a car asking us if we wanted a ride. It was pretty frightening. I came to my dorm at 8 am, took a shower and went too class. That was probably the best time I ever had while drunk too.

[Mixability]

When you and another person chug a beer to see who finishes first.

Shotgunning? :wtf

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Well compared to most here I got a late break on things, since I was already 18 by the first time I got drunk. It was after my brother's wedding, and the groomsmen and bridal party and some others got together afterwards. I had a few shots of Jack and a few beers. I then went on to compile a list of a ten or so observations about being drunk (the only one I can now remember is "Walking isn't difficult, but it sure is different."), hit on a girl that I barely knew relentlessly (and wound up dating her a few months later), and generally acted like an ass. Of course, no one there took to much notice since my two older brothers got extremely hammered, got involved in a drinking contest, nearly got in a fist fight, then puked all over the back yard, and much of the front. One passed out in the middle of a brush pile that had been left on the curb for pickup, and the other crashed in one of the few green spots left in the lawn. Ah, good times.

[easjer]

Well compared to most here I got a late break on things, since I was already 18 by the first time I got drunk. It was after my brother's wedding, and the groomsmen and bridal party and some others got together afterwards. I had a few shots of Jack and a few beers. I then went on to compile a list of a ten or so observations about being drunk (the only one I can now remember is "Walking isn't difficult, but it sure is different."), hit on a girl that I barely knew relentlessly (and wound up dating her a few months later), and generally acted like an ass. Of course, no one there took to much notice since my two older brothers got extremely hammered, got involved in a drinking contest, nearly got in a fist fight, then puked all over the back yard, and much of the front. One passed out in the middle of a brush pile that had been left on the curb for pickup, and the other crashed in one of the few green spots left in the lawn. Ah, good times.


So it truly is a good thing they didn't come to our wedding, isn't it? They'd have had to have drunk just to get through it to begin with.