Is Joseph from the bible the biggest cuckold in history?

[Isitjustme?]

Vote or die bitches

[Chucho]

Cue the Blake jokes.

[140]

Can you give some context tbh? Was never arsed enough to read that book

[Isitjustme?]

Can you give some context tbh? Was never arsed enough to read that book

Supposedly Mary was a virgin when she had Jesus and God knocked her up

[baseline bum]

Supposedly Mary was a virgin when she had Jesus and God knocked her up

And then Jesus came out black but Joseph still bought the wife's lie.

[lil'mo]

depends on what you believe

[DMC]

Joseph didn't exist. The story is just a symbol for the struggles of man in society. It's a free will vs determinism dichotomy that strives to erect a figurehead as a representative for struggle and overcoming it in an unproven afterlife - a marketing scheme to keep the lower echelons of IQ from revolting against the higher ones and being subsequently eradicated. It's the universal IOU, the great welch.

[DMC]

Supposedly Mary was a virgin when she had Jesus and God knocked her up

Mary was the 1st #me too

[Spurtacular]

Cue the Blake jokes.

Blake ain't in The Bible. But if he were in Rick and Morty, he'd be Jerry.

https://media.giphy.com/media/l41lUjcxMEsjt9ZRe/giphy.gif

[Axl Rose]

The Blake thing just gets worse when you realize she probably wasn’t even white. Only the most beta of betas date non white women and end up cucked by them.

[Spurtacular]

The Blake thing just gets worse when you realize she probably wasn’t even white. Only the most beta of betas date non white women and end up cucked by them.

Could be. I was picturing a white woman with serious buyer's remorse, though.

[Avante]

It's threads like this one that proves without a doubt the level of intellect we see here is sad.

OBVIOUSLY.....all the stories we find in the Bible, Koran, in Buddism in Hinduism etc, are all total bullshit. Not unlike the writings of Homer.

Us humans simply refuse to accept the fact we are just too damn puny to get all this. So we make shit up trying to come up with some answer. Did all this just....THE BIG BANG....of course not, DNA proves that. Yes we had a Master Designer or Designers, but it never happened like what is found anywhere. We don't have a clue and never will.

Now watch some dummy ask me....so who were the Designers? I don't know, I just know it took a Desinger to design DNA.

[baseline bum]

It's threads like this one that proves without a doubt the level of intellect we see here is sad.

OBVIOUSLY.....all the stories we find in the Bible, Koran, in Buddism in Hinduism etc, are all total bullshit. Not unlike the writings of Homer.

Us humans simply refuse to accept the fact we are just too damn puny to get all this. So we make shit up trying to come up with some answer. Did all this just....THE BIG BANG....of course not, DNA proves that. Yes we had a Master Designer or Designers, but it never happened like what is found anywhere. We don't have a clue and never will.

Now watch some dummy ask me....so who were the Designers? I don't know, I just know it took a Desinger to design DNA.

Who designed you to fuck kids? They should go to jail too tbh.

[spurraider21]

Us humans simply refuse to accept the fact we are just too damn puny to get all this. So we make shit up trying to come up with some answer.


Yes we had a Master Designer or Designers, but it never happened like what is found anywhere.
:lmao :lmao :lmao

[pgardn]

Supposedly Mary was a virgin when she had Jesus and God knocked her up

Knocked her up?

I was an immaculate conception dude, please.

[Isitjustme?]

Knocked her up?

I was an immaculate conception dude, please.

That's what Mary told Joseph

[Isitjustme?]

If you're a Jew and you don't believe Jesus was God's son then literally you believe good ol Joe got cuckolded, right?

No other plausible explanation

[spurraider21]

Jesus wasn't the immaculate conception... that refers to Mary's conception.

[Avante]

Who designed you to fuck kids? They should go to jail too tbh.

Why act like you didn't read my stance on that sick shit? Show us where you got a stupid idea like that, yep, you can't.

Nobody here has ever seen me say anything other than....ya shoot a sick ass pedo. So where's that stupid shit comes from...????

[pgardn]

That's what Mary told Joseph

Hey, hey.

Are you trying to confuse things here? Let's keep it real.

[Isitjustme?]

Hey, hey.

Are you trying to confuse things here? Let's keep it real.

Huh?

Mary got pregnant and told Joseph God did it and he bought it.

That's where I'm at

[Isitjustme?]

I mean Blake prolly even laughs at that guy

[pgardn]

Huh?

Mary got pregnant and told Joseph God did it and he bought it.

That's where I'm at

Joseph thought he was unworthy when he realized he was going to be the stepfather of God's child.
So "holy cow", that's a bit intimidating. Now the question is how did Joseph come to this purported realization? He believed Mary, or there was other divine intervention. Or both.

What a heck of a fix poor Joseph had to go through. Give the dude a break.

[Avante]

If some long hair can kick ass on...1000...soldiers, what does that tell us about the Bible?

[pgardn]

If some long hair can kick ass on...1000...soldiers, what does that tell us about the Bible?

Long hair...

So you with your Navy crew cut have superior powers or what?

[Chucho]

If some long hair can kick ass on...1000...soldiers, what does that tell us about the Bible?

That someone wrote a bigger lie about a tough guy than the ones you tell about yourself here.

[Avante]

Long hair...

So you with your Navy crew cut have superior powers or what?

Dummy, I left the navy in 1972, ok?

I do possess a supernatural memory, and look far younger than I am. I can still play football.(just can't walk the next day)

[Avante]

That someone wrote a bigger lie about a tough guy than the ones you tell about yourself here.

Dude. why is it so damn hard to believe...former HS sprinter/footballer who got into weight lifting for football and never stopped? What's a lie is some idiot trying to sell.....as a kid I ran a 20.00. Dude, BOB HAYES ran a 20.6....OK?

[pgardn]

Dummy, I left the navy in 1972, ok?

I do possess a supernatural memory, and look far younger than I am. I can still play football.(just can't walk the next day)

Explain your long hair statement.

I would beat beat your ass in any athletic endeavor at anytime in your life. But this in itself is totally meaningless when discussing elite athletes. And you know nothing about track. You look up a list, memorize it, and claim that cat is fast and he went to this school. Great stuff, you can read printed lists. And all because blacks beat your sorry as in sprints.

[Chucho]

Explain your long hair statement.

I would beat beat your ass in any athletic endeavor at anytime in your life. But this in itself is totally meaningless when discussing elite athletes. And you know nothing about track. You look up a list, memorize it, and claim that cat is fast and he went to this school. Great stuff, you can read printed lists. And all because blacks beat your sorry as in sprints.

How'd this place ever function in track and field discussion without you, Professor?

[pgardn]

How'd this place ever function in track and field discussion without you, Professor?

Well actually we got an exceptionally stupid fake athlete that makes us all look good.

[Avante]

Explain your long hair statement.

I would beat beat your ass in any athletic endeavor at anytime in your life. But this in itself is totally meaningless when discussing elite athletes. And you know nothing about track. You look up a list, memorize it, and claim that cat is fast and he went to this school. Great stuff, you can read printed lists. And all because blacks beat your sorry as in sprints.

Pay attention stupid.

Samson had long hair, this really had to be explained?

Dude, I ran track from day one until I left HS, ok stupid? Played fotball all thru school and 15 years city flag football,ok?

And I'd leave you in the dust in sprinting, kick your ass in everything else, ok? And, I don't look up anything, ok stupid? I simply follow the track and football and have over 50 years years experience there, ok dummy? Stupid....BOOKS...MAGAZINES....keeping me up to date, ok moron?

Stupid, talk the sport, ya can't can ya, ya don't know shit about anyone, any event, who did this who did that. Who can't Google sprint mechanics?

So ya can Google sprint mechanics, wow. You can't talk the sport at all because ya don't know shit about it.

[Avante]

How'd this place ever function in track and field discussion without you, Professor?

Dude, the guy can't talk the sport, he knows...0...about it.

[Avante]

Watch how this gets totally ignored.

1.Fastest twins from Nigeria?

2.Only sub 10.00/13.00 athlete?

3.Four sprinters who beat Jesse Owens.

4.When Bob Hayes was in the NFL, what two fellow NFLers had beaten him?

5.What HS junior held a sprint WR?

[pgardn]

Pay attention stupid.

Samson had long hair, this really had to be explained?

Dude, I ran track from day one until I left HS, ok stupid? Played fotball all thru school and 15 years city flag football,ok?

And I'd leave you in the dust in sprinting, kick your ass in everything else, ok? And, I don't look up anything, ok stupid? I simply follow the track and football and have over 50 years years experience there, ok dummy? Stupid....BOOKS...MAGAZINES....keeping me up to date, ok moron?

Stupid, talk the sport, ya can't can ya, ya don't know shit about anyone, any event, who did this who did that. Who can't Google sprint mechanics?

So ya can Google sprint mechanics, wow. You can't talk the sport at all because ya don't know shit about it.

City flag football as a pass rusher?

You are a joke.

What lane and why from a physical perspective?

[Chucho]

Watch how this gets totally ignored.

1.Fastest twins from Nigeria?

2.Only sub 10.00/13.00 athlete?

3.Four sprinters who beat Jesse Owens.

4.When Bob Hayes was in the NFL, what two fellow NFLers had beaten him?

5.What HS junior held a sprint WR?

You can stop campaigning. You're just not impressive.

[pgardn]

Pay attention stupid.

Samson had long hair, this really had to be explained?

Dude, I ran track from day one until I left HS, ok stupid? Played fotball all thru school and 15 years city flag football,ok?



And Sampson has what to do with Jesus ya sack of potatoes?

I would wup you ass at ANY distance on a track.
I would embarrass you and humble you so you would never post on this board again.

[Avante]

You can stop campaigning. You're just not impressive.

I talk about the sport, that is why people are into the sport.

Notice how nobody here has a clue about any of that?

[Avante]

And Sampson has what to do with Jesus ya sack of potatoes?

I would wup you ass at ANY distance on a track.
I would embarrass you and humble you so you would never post on this board again.

Stupid, if ya don't get my Samson comment then you're more stupid than I thought.

Stupid, you never ran track, this is why ya know nothing about the sport. So why the lies?

[Blake]

I mean Blake prolly even laughs at that guy

I'm laughing at this thread

[Isitjustme?]

I'm laughing at this thread

It is hilarious. Poor Joseph. Totally cucked

[pgardn]

Stupid, if ya don't get my Samson comment then you're more stupid than I thought.

Stupid, you never ran track, this is why ya know nothing about the sport. So why the lies?

You are infatuated with long hair.

Which lane?

[Blake]

It is hilarious. Poor Joseph. Totally cucked

That's one view.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

The Gospels were manufactured by the Constantinian Church when Rome made it their state religion. Immaculate conception was manufactured by the Pope in 1854 all because he did not like to think that Mary fucked.

[Blake]

Well pedo rape is ok if the holy spirit does it

[spurraider21]

The Gospels were manufactured by the Constantinian Church when Rome made it their state religion. Immaculate conception was manufactured by the Pope in 1854 all because he did not like to think that Mary fucked.
the immaculate conception refers to mary's conception

has nothing to do with her virginity

[FuzzyLumpkins]

the immaculate conception refers to mary's conception

has nothing to do with her virginity

She had to be pure from sin to have birthed Jesus. Given that her and Joseph were not married it all comes down to the same thing.

But hey you Byzantines were the ones all hot to trot about the whole ball of nonsense.

[Darth_Pelican]

_RfUj09pWfM

[spurraider21]

She had to be pure from sin to have birthed Jesus. Given that her and Joseph were not married it all comes down to the same thing.

But hey you Byzantines were the ones all hot to trot about the whole ball of nonsense.
the virgin birth was established way before the immaculate conception... so to say the pope invented it in 1854 because he didnt like the idea of mary fucking is ludicrous. the virgin birth (ie mary not fucking) had been established centuries earlier :lol

:lol you byzantines

:cry im sorry fuzzy

[FuzzyLumpkins]

the virgin birth was established way before the immaculate conception... so to say the pope invented it in 1854 because he didnt like the idea of mary fucking is ludicrous. the virgin birth (ie mary not fucking) had been established centuries earlier :lol

:lol you byzantines

:cry im sorry fuzzy

Armenia was part of the Byzantine empire before the Egyptians and Turks enslaved/killed you guys, no?

Great then the virgin birth thing was manufactured by the Byzantines as well. Nicene Creed and all that.

You finally got a point of fact right for once. You must be so proud.

[spurraider21]

Armenia was part of the Byzantine empire before the Egyptians and Turks enslaved/killed you guys, no?

Great then the virgin birth thing was manufactured by the Byzantines as well. Nicene Creed and all that.

You finally got a point of fact right for once. You must be so proud.
i didnt deny armenia's part in the byzantine empire. im laughing at you somehow trying to make it personal

[FuzzyLumpkins]

i didnt deny armenia's part in the byzantine empire. im laughing at you somehow trying to make it personal

I was saying it in terms of you would know being of Byzantine descent yourself. If you are like the Armenians I know you would have been inundated with the shit whether or not you accepted it.

I wasn't saying you personally were responsible for it, dim.

[Chucho]

i didnt deny armenia's part in the byzantine empire. im laughing at you somehow trying to make it personal


He hates when anyone points out how he isn't as smart as he thinks he is.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

He hates when anyone points out how he isn't as smart as he thinks he is.

You say that to me all the time and I don't hate you. I feel sorry for you if anything. Your inferiority complex is amusing though.

[spurraider21]

I was saying it in terms of you would know being of Byzantine descent yourself. If you are like the Armenians I know you would have been inundated with the shit whether or not you accepted it.

I wasn't saying you personally were responsible for it, dim.
yes and that's you making it personal. i still find it funny.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

yes and that's you making it personal. i still find it funny.

That I consider that you are Armenian in giving you credence for your position? What is funny about it exactly?

[Avante]

I took my son Mason to a doctor over an ingrown toenail, yep...ouch.

While sitting in the waiting room, a Bible.

Adam and Eve had Cain and Able, so where did Cain find his wife?

And the first living creature mentioned is birds, so....BOOM....birds.

And, why does GOD need a rest at all? He actually gets tired?

[spurraider21]

And the first living creature mentioned is birds, so....BOOM....birds.
Translation: Chirp Chirp

[spurraider21]

That I consider that you are Armenian in giving you credence for your position? What is funny about it exactly?
your need to always make things personal, dim

[Avante]

Translation: Chirp Chirp

My God guy, are you really on this level ,wow~~~~

Grow up son, ok?

[Avante]

your need to always make things personal, dim

Dude...

Translation: Chirp Chirp

[FuzzyLumpkins]

your need to always make things personal, dim

I do consider the person that I am interacting with when conversing with them yes. Still not sure what is funny about that.

And you apologizing completely undermines this narrative you are going with now. You're full of shit once again. You always do that too, counselor.

[spurraider21]

Dude...

Translation: Chirp Chirp
Cluck Cluck

[Avante]

How can ayone talk seriously about anything found in the Bible? Surte wee can have an ALL POWERFUL...ah thing. But only fools believe the Bible stories.

[Avante]

Cluck Cluck

Dude, we all get it your immaturity already, ok?

[spurraider21]

we make shit up trying to come up with some answer.

Yes we had a Master Designer or Designers
lol

[Avante]

lol

Notice I have no idea what?

OBVIOUSLY....there was a design, only a total moron couldn't see that. DNA by chance....hahahaha~~~~ The sperm and egg by chance, hell no.

[spurraider21]

OBVIOUSLY....there was a design


we make shit up trying to come up with some answer

[Avante]

There sits that old moon, we can all see it. It is totally real. Now how does it just hang there? What did we know about that in the beginnings?

I know....huh?

There is no doubt this all had to be designed, that isn't...making shiit up. Making shit up is trying to come up with who and how.

[SpursforSix]

There sits that old moon, we can all see it. It is totally real. Now how does it just hang there? What did we know about that in the beginnings?

I know....huh?

There is no doubt this all had to be designed, that isn't...making shiit up. Making shit up is trying to come up with who and how.

Last night, my dog woke me up to go outside. When I walked into the living room, it seemed like someone left a light on somewhere. That shit was coming from the moon. It was so bright last night.

[Chucho]

You say that to me all the time and I don't hate you. I feel sorry for you if anything. Your inferiority complex is amusing though.

LOL, you feel sorry enough to un-ignore me to tell me I'm the one with the inferiority complex. :lol

You're a joke. I know it, you know it, everyone who takes a piece of your ass knows it.

[Chucho]

I do consider the person that I am interacting with when conversing with them yes. Still not sure what is funny about that.

And you apologizing completely undermines this narrative you are going with now. You're full of shit once again. You always do that too, counselor.


It's funny because, you being not as smart as you think you are, only have one plan of recourse when you get called out- insult them on a personal level. LOL, what a joke.

[Avante]

Last night, my dog woke me up to go outside. When I walked into the living room, it seemed like someone left a light on somewhere. That shit was coming from the moon. It was so bright last night.

Ever heard of a...doogie door?

[Avante]

It's funny because, you being not as smart as you think you are, only have one plan of recourse when you get called out- insult them on a personal level. LOL, what a joke.

Dude, you ever talk about anything, it seems all you ever do is attack other posters, what gives ya little pest?

[FuzzyLumpkins]

It's funny because, you being not as smart as you think you are, only have one plan of recourse when you get called out- insult them on a personal level. LOL, what a joke.

:lol you certainly are trying hard. Compensate much?

He is full of shit unless you have an alternate explanation for his faux apology.

[Chucho]

:lol you certainly are trying hard. Compensate much?

He is full of shit unless you have an alternate explanation for his faux apology.


LOL, no the one who talks about their six digit wealth from dead mommy and daddy, and uses their big words is compensating too much. For someone who tries super hard and goes out of their way to let the people they ignore know they are ignoring them sure doesn't ignore them very well. You're not as smart as you think you are, you joke.

[Avante]

LOL, no the one who talks about their six digit wealth from dead mommy and daddy, and uses their big words is compensating too much. For someone who tries super hard and goes out of their way to let the people they ignore know they are ignoring them sure doesn't ignore them very well. You're not as smart as you think you are, you joke.

Dude, ya get a nut being a pest, huh?

[Chucho]

Dude, ya get a nut being a pest, huh?

Are you really that mad at not being the expert of track and field here at ST?

[Blake]

I took my son Mason to a doctor over an ingrown toenail, yep...ouch.

While sitting in the waiting room, a Bible.

Adam and Eve had Cain and Able, so where did Cain find his wife?

And the first living creature mentioned is birds, so....BOOM....birds.

And, why does GOD need a rest at all? He actually gets tired?

Did you go to the next couple of books in the bible that talk about chop chop kill kill

[FuzzyLumpkins]

LOL, no the one who talks about their six digit wealth from dead mommy and daddy, and uses their big words is compensating too much. For someone who tries super hard and goes out of there way to let the people they ignore know they are ignoring them sure doesn't ignore them very well. You're not as smart as you think you are, you joke.

:lol big words

I've never said how much I inherited and I really only talk about it when people talk about my home or how much money I make. You sure are hung up on it though.

I'm betting you come from a poor socioeconomic background given your discomfort for vocabulary and inheritance. It's common refrain in trailer parks and rent assisted housing.

I don't use the "ignore" function to ignore people, dim. I use it to control conversations. You have had this explained to you about a dozen times to this point. I guess getting past labels is too hard for you.

I let you guys know because I know you don't like it as evidenced by your pathetic sense of accomplishment when I respond to you. Makes me like using it even more.

[Blake]

.

[Blake]

Ever heard of a...doogie door?

No

[Avante]

Are you really that mad at not being the expert of track and field here at ST?

Dude, are you really this damn stupid? Two dummies thinking some kid can run a 20.00 are sprint experts, hahahahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~

Just how damn dumb are you?

[spurraider21]

There sits that old moon, we can all see it. It is totally real. Now how does it just hang there? What did we know about that in the beginnings?

I know....huh?

There is no doubt this all had to be designed, that isn't...making shiit up. Making shit up is trying to come up with who and how.
you're making up the designer and making up the idea that everything had to be designed.

its funny seeing you complain about people making shit up about the unknown as you make shit up about what is unknown (to uneducated folk)

[spurraider21]

Dude, are you really this damn stupid? Two dummies thinking some kid can run a 20.00 are sprint experts, hahahahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~

Just how damn dumb are you?
you didnt even know what acceleration was :lol

[Chucho]

:lol big words

I've never said how much I inherited and I really only talk about it when people talk about my home or how much money I make. You sure are hung up on it though.

I'm betting you come from a poor socioeconomic background given your discomfort for vocabulary and inheritance. It's common refrain in trailer parks and rent assisted housing.

I don't use the "ignore" function to ignore people, dim. I use it to control conversations. You have had this explained to you about a dozen times to this point. I guess getting past labels is too hard for you.

I let you guys know because I know you don't like it as evidenced by your pathetic sense of accomplishment when I respond to you. Makes me like using it even more.


You haven't explained anything to me, and if you did, I don't recall and don't care. You're a joke, nothing more, nothing less and are taken as seriously as Boutons and Avante type characters here.

No need to go into a tirade about your perceptions and trying to call me poor and stupid, I'm not either. I'm not a dick measurer, but I'd put my bank account up against yours, moreover my quality of life. I'm certain I'm no where near as lonely as you and don't spend a lot of time trying to tell myself, "it's everyone else and not me" like you do.

You can say what you want to help you feel better and it's also good for your fragile psyche.

[Avante]

you're making up the designer and making up the idea that everything had to be designed.

its funny seeing you complain about people making shit up about the unknown as you make shit up about what is unknown (to uneducated folk)

Don't tell me you actually think this all just came about without a design. You must know better than that silliness.

[Darth_Pelican]

you didnt even know what acceleration was :lol

Avante track expert resume list coming in 3,2,1.......

[Avante]

you didnt even know what acceleration was :lol

Dude, you cannot be this damn dumb. I WAS A SPRINTER....ok?

Dude, do yu know what acceleration is pertaining to sprinting, ya don't do ya?

[spurraider21]

Dude, you cannot be this damn dumb. I WAS A SPRINTER....ok?

Dude, do yu know what acceleration is pertaining to sprinting, ya don't do ya?
i know what acceleration is pertaining to everything. it's basic physics

[Avante]

Avante track expert resume list coming in 3,2,1.......

Evert sprinter accelerates, only some dummy thinks it's anything to even discuss.

[spurraider21]

Don't tell me you actually think this all just came about without a design. You must know better than that silliness.
the silliness is committing to the idea of a designer without evidence for one. and yes, most of us know better

[Chucho]

i know what acceleration is pertaining to everything. it's basic physics


You are an expert, too. Moreso than Avante could ever be.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

You haven't explained anything to me, and if you did, I don't recall and don't care. You're a joke, nothing more, nothing less and are taken as seriously as Boutons and Avante type characters here.

No need to go into a tirade about your perceptions and trying to call me poor and stupid, I'm not either. I'm not a dick measurer, but I'd put my bank account up against yours, moreover my quality of life. I'm certain I'm no where near as lonely as you and don't spend a lot of time trying to tell myself, "it's everyone else and not me" like you do.

You can say what you want to help you feel better and it's also good for your fragile psyche.

:lol "I'm not a dick measurer but my dick is bigger than yours!"

You cannot make this shit up. My taunt certainly struck home.

You certainly seem upset. Want to talk about it?

[Avante]

i know what acceleration is pertaining to everything. it's basic physics

You told me....topend wasn't the same as MAX VELOCITY.....which in sprinting makes you 100% wrong. I bet ya have no idea what acceleration means in sprinting.

We are talking sprinting, ok?

[spurraider21]

Evert sprinter accelerates, only some dummy thinks it's anything to even discuss.
the laws of physics dont change just because you're on a track. acceleration is acceleration. and you didnt even know what that was.

[Chucho]

:lol "I'm not a dick measurer but my dick is bigger than yours!"

You cannot make this shit up. My taunt certainly struck home.

You certainly seem upset. Want to talk about it?


LOL, spinning things and taking your schitck in a different direction. :lol

Whatta joke. :lmao

[spurraider21]

You told me....topend wasn't the same as MAX VELOCITY.....which in sprinting makes you 100% wrong. I bet ya have no idea what acceleration means in sprinting.

We are talking sprinting, ok?
topend speed isn't the same as max velocity, because speed and velocity are not identical.

granted, on a straight track, they would be identical. but as we know, the 400 isn't run on a straight track

[Avante]

the laws of physics dont change just because you're on a track. acceleration is acceleration. and you didnt even know what that was.

Dude, how can anyome not know what the word acceleration means, what?

[spurraider21]

you see, avante, a true "expert" in a field would have a desire to learn about it. you reject new information and pretend you know. that's the opposite of an expert.

[Chucho]

Dude, how can anyome not know what the word acceleration means, what?


You didn't and that's just another reason you aren't the expert here.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

You haven't explained anything to me, and if you did, I don't recall and don't care. You're a joke, nothing more, nothing less and are taken as seriously as Boutons and Avante type characters here.

No need to go into a tirade about your perceptions and trying to call me poor and stupid, I'm not either. I'm not a dick measurer, but I'd put my bank account up against yours, moreover my quality of life. I'm certain I'm no where near as lonely as you and don't spend a lot of time trying to tell myself, "it's everyone else and not me" like you do.

You can say what you want to help you feel better and it's also good for your fragile psyche.

:lol uh-huh Chucho

Butthurt is as butthurt does. But thanks for making it clear that I make you feel the need to compensate for being poor and stupid.

[Avante]

topend speed isn't the same as max velocity, because speed and velocity are not identical.

granted, on a straight track, they would be identical. but as we know, the 400 isn't run on a straight track

100% wrong, in sprinting they are one and the same, see you don't get sprinting.

[spurraider21]

Dude, how can anyome not know what the word acceleration means, what?
i was wondering the same thing, but there you are... not knowing what acceleration means.

[spurraider21]

100% wrong, in sprinting they are one and the same, see you don't get sprinting.
see, there you go, claiming the laws of physics are different just because you are on a track.

velocity and speed are not the same. you are clearly not an expert.

[Avante]

see, there you go, claiming the laws of physics are different just because you are on a track.

velocity and speed are not the same. you are clearly not an expert.

Dude, your rookie is showing.




Maximum Velocity


Track athletes want to know how to run faster times and how to increase their maximum velocity. They know that if they increase their running speed, they can edge out their competition in the sprint events with faster times and could prove to be a great asset to their teammates in the relays as well.

In the sprint events,***** top speed is also known as maximum velocity****. This refers to is the highest possible sprint speed you can achieve, but only for a short period of time before mechanical deceleration and fatigue slow you down. In order to maximize the potential of your top-end race velocity, you’ll need to have a well-executed acceleration out of the starting blocks. If your acceleration phase is too short, it can cause unnecessary deceleration in your sprint races.

Want more rook?

[spurraider21]

me: avante, you dont know what acceleration means

avante: of course i do!

me: ok, what is acceleration?

avante: everyone knows what it is!

me: ok, so tell me what acceleration is

avante: you really think i dont know?

etc, etc, etc

[Chucho]

:lol uh-huh Chucho (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=20531)

Butthurt is as butthurt does. But thanks for making it clear that I make you feel the need to compensate for being poor and stupid.


Lonely guy is thinking about me still. He's got the time.

[spurraider21]

Dude, your rookie is showing.




Maximum Velocity


Track athletes want to know how to run faster times and how to increase their maximum velocity. They know that if they increase their running speed, they can edge out their competition in the sprint events with faster times and could prove to be a great asset to their teammates in the relays as well.

In the sprint events,***** top speed is also known as maximum velocity****. This refers to is the highest possible sprint speed you can achieve, but only for a short period of time before mechanical deceleration and fatigue slow you down. In order to maximize the potential of your top-end race velocity, you’ll need to have a well-executed acceleration out of the starting blocks. If your acceleration phase is too short, it can cause unnecessary deceleration in your sprint races.

Want more rook?
top end speed and max velocity would be the same on a straight track. i mentioned that above, rookie. but the 400 isn't run on a straight track

[spurraider21]

this is getting boring. i need pgardn to log back on so i can discuss track with an actual expert

[Avante]

top end speed and max velocity would be the same on a straight track. i mentioned that above, rookie. but the 400 isn't run on a straight track

Dude, where did I say anything about the 400m well? And there we don't worry about ...topend...max velocity, ok rookie, there it's more about sustained speed, maintained speed, keep in mind rookkie nobody can run topend/MV for more than a few seconds, which isn't a 400m sprint.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Lonely guy is thinking about me still. He's got the time.

:lol The one with a hangup would be the one coming into my conversations rent free.

[Avante]

this is getting boring. i need pgardn (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19184) to log back on so i can discuss track with an actual expert

Well being he thinks some middle school kid can run a 20.00, good luck.

[Chucho]

:lol The one with a hangup would be the one coming into my conversations rent free.

Coming into your conversation is one thing, making fun of you to another person is another. You're a joke and you get made fun of just like the Avantes and Boutons of this board.

[Avante]

Coming into your conversation is one thing, making fun of you to another person is another. You're a joke and you get made fun of just like the Avantes and Boutons of this board.

Dude, there is nobody here who can make fun of anyone, got that stupid. I see nobody who knows enought to even try.

[Chucho]

Dude, there is nobody here who can make fun of anyone, got that stupid. I see nobody who knows enought to even try.


You get made fun of ALL THE TIME. You get made fun of for being made fun of.

[Avante]

me: avante, you dont know what acceleration means

avante: of course i do!

me: ok, what is acceleration?

avante: everyone knows what it is!

me: ok, so tell me what acceleration is

avante: you really think i dont know?

etc, etc, etc

Dude, BOOM....there goes the gun, now what happens, yep, a change of speed, a change of velocity until a sprinters reaches his topend/MV, ok? He is accelerating until toprnd is reached, wow, talk about complex.

[Avante]

You get made fun of ALL THE TIME. You get made fun of for being made fun of.

Dude, who in the hell here is able to make fun of anyone? I see me schooling a bunch of know nothings.

Dummy, we have people here talking a 20.00 for some middle school kid, hahahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~

[Chucho]

Dude, who in the hell here is able to make fun of anyone? I see me schooling a bunch of know nothings.


Then you're incredibly blind and the most unaware person in the history of mankind.

[SpursforSix]

Ever heard of a...doogie door?

That's what I call your mom's butthole.

[Blake]

Oh good I was hoping this thread would turn into sprinting acceleration talk

[Avante]

Then you're incredibly blind and the most unaware person in the history of mankind.

Dude, how in the hell is somebody who don't know shit going to make fun of anyone, well?

[Avante]

That's what I call your mom's butthole.

Then ya wonder why we all see you as a total moron. Dude....a 20.00 for some kid....hahahaha~~~~~~~~~~

[Avante]

BOOM.....or was it...BANG.....gave us DNA, hahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~

[spurraider21]

BOOM.....or was it...BANG.....gave us DNA, hahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~
obviously was magical designer fairy

[Avante]

obviously was magical designer fairy

So here we are just spinning around, hanging out in space, now think just a little bit, ok guy? You haven't figured out by now we have some pretty amazing things going on, really? Why doesn't the water just fall off the earth? There was a time nobody knew the answers.

Dude, are you realy as simple as you appear? Talking topend, max velocity at 400m, hahahaha~~~~~~~~~

[rjv]

i think there is far more psychology going on in here than there is any thing remotely philosophical.

[Isitjustme?]

i think there is far more psychology going on in here than there is any thing remotely philosophical.

thats deep man