rate this penaldo/10.

[dfens]

How much motherfucking balls do you got to have to successfully pull this shit off at 0-0, world cup final, vs buffon :wow:wow:wow


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3e9G9eJRjc

does penaldo have the ball to pull this off tbh?
but missi? :lmao

[DAF86]

Not really ballsy, tbh. It's a fucking penalty to the middle of the goal where's less chance of missing it and less chance of getting it saved because the goalkeeper will choose a post 99% of the time. Smart, but not ballsy, tbh.

Either way, the execution was pretty weak, tbh. The point of that penalty is to not miss it and he almost did it.

This is how it's done, tbh:

bSwLZZGSJng

[lefty]

When I watched it live I thought WTF is he doing? :lol

[Canyonero]

Very useful penaldo fwiw

[Jodelo]

10/10

Doing that in the WC final, against Buffon :lol GOAT style :wow

[140]

10/10

Doing that in the WC final, against Buffon :lol GOAT style :wow

[dfens]

Not really ballsy, tbh. It's a fucking penalty to the middle of the goal where's less chance of missing it and less chance of getting it saved because the goalkeeper will choose a post 99% of the time. Smart, but not ballsy, tbh.

Either way, the execution was pretty weak, tbh. The point of that penalty is to not miss it and he almost did it.

This is how it's done, tbh:

bSwLZZGSJng

quarter finals, up 3-2 vs some random nigga, absolutely no pressure.

OR

world cup final 0-0 vs buffon + the greatest defense in history.

:lmao

[DAF86]

quarter finals, up 3-2 vs some random nigga, absolutely no pressure.

OR

world cup final 0-0 vs buffon + the greatest defense in history.

:lmao

Yeah, final penalty of a shootout to put your Nation in a WC semis for the first time since the stone age. No pressure at all. :lol

[Canyonero]

It was a nice penaldo.


Too bad he later quit his team but still a good penaldo.

[dfens]

Yeah, final penalty of a shootout to put your Nation in a WC semis for the first time since the stone age. No pressure at all. :lol

son he was up against a no name keeper on a no name team, up 3-2, against some niggas incapable of hitting penaldos with weak mental game ... sure there was pressure but smh.

[dfens]

It was a nice penaldo.


Too bad he later quit his team but still a good penaldo.

I guess already winning one makes quitting easier tbh ..

[DAF86]

son he was up against a no name keeper on a no name team, up 3-2, against some niggas incapable of hitting penaldos with weak mental game ... sure there was pressure but smh.

Yeah, sure son. Whatever you say. :lol

[Canyonero]

I guess already winning one makes quitting easier tbh ..

Still a beta thing to do.

[dfens]

Still a beta thing to do.

tbh tbh. nigga lost his cool :cry at least he cared about the game tbh, not unlike some other beta wc virgin. just saying son.

[dfens]

Yeah, sure son. Whatever you say. :lol

son it was a great penal, I'm not hating or anything. Suarez jumping around was funny too tbh. :lmao

[Canyonero]

tbh tbh. nigga lost his cool :cry at least he cared about the game tbh, not unlike some other beta wc virgin. just saying son.

Reacting to an onfield insult makes it even more beta.

[dfens]

Reacting to an onfield insult makes it even more beta.

No son, that killer instinct went full alpha tbh :lmao

Tbh i'd rather have zidane RIGHT NOW over missi in a finals game... at least this way I have a chance at scoring a goal instead of putting the ball on mars tbh.

[140]

Tbh i'd rather have zidane RIGHT NOW over missi in a finals game... at least this way I have a chance at scoring a goal instead of putting the ball on mars tbh.
tbh...

[DAF86]

Franc would have probably won that final if not for that Zidane reaction. Too bad, tbh.

[dfens]

Franc would have probably won that final if not for that Zidane reaction. Too bad, tbh.

come on son smh, at least pretend you're trying tbh :lmao

btw when is argentina gonna win something tbh? at least score a goal in a final? last time you niggas won something I was playing ball in LA smh how the years have gone by :cry:cry:cry and no, special olympics don't count:lol

[Canyonero]

No son, that killer instinct went full alpha tbh :lmao

Tbh i'd rather have zidane RIGHT NOW over missi in a finals game... at least this way I have a chance at scoring a goal instead of putting the ball on mars tbh.

I thought Germans were supposed to be cold blooded, but I'm not surprised deep inside you love your WW daddies tbh.

[dfens]

I thought Germans were supposed to be cold blooded, but I'm not surprised deep inside you love your WW daddies tbh.

:lmao son we're only that on the surface. We're cold blooded unitl we're out for blood. Football or not.
:lmao ww daddies, come on son really smh? :lmao:lmao:lmao
:lmao we literally are your ww daddies tbh :lmao

[Canyonero]

:lmao son we're only that on the surface. We're cold blooded unitl we're out for blood. Football or not.
:lmao ww daddies, come on son really smh? :lmao:lmao:lmao
:lmao we literally are your ww daddies tbh :lmao

ARG declared war on GER during WWII, so technically we also won fwiw.

[dfens]

ARG declared war on GER during WWII, so technically we also won fwiw.

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/3934yu85yu4.gif

[Canyonero]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/3934yu85yu4.gif

World Wars won:
Argentina 1
Germany 0

Sorry about that son

[dfens]

World Wars won:
Argentina 1
Germany 0

Sorry about that son

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao star wars the last jedi is more memorable than any argentine war. :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Canyonero]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao star wars the last jedi is more memorable than any argentine war. :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

Still a win :/

[dfens]

Still a win :/

son I read the wikipedia page https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argentina_during_World_War_II and the most relevant Argentine contribution to the war is a half-argie girl doing pin-ups tbh :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao No, it is not a joke :lmao

[DAF86]

son I read the wikipedia page https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argentina_during_World_War_II and the most relevant Argentine contribution to the war is a half-argie girl doing pin-ups tbh :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao No, it is not a joke :lmao

Still W

[Canyonero]

son I read the wikipedia page https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argentina_during_World_War_II and the most relevant Argentine contribution to the war is a half-argie girl doing pin-ups tbh :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao No, it is not a joke :lmao

So a pin-up girl won more World Wars than the powerful Germany :lol

[dfens]

Still W


So a pin-up girl won more World Wars than the powerful Germany :lol

sons you know I'm always up for a troll game but tbh y'all boys truly sound desperate.

[Canyonero]

sons you know I'm always up for a troll game but tbh y'all boys truly sound desperate.

Not as desperate as your Fuhrer surrendering to us tbh

[dfens]

Not as desperate as we were, surrendering to your Fuhrer after he TOSB'd

tbh:lmao

[Canyonero]

tbh:lmao

My god, I didn't know that WW L still got you :lol

[dfens]

My god, I didn't know that WW L still got you :lol

son it doesn't, but I'm happy y'all niggas can entertain yourselves with it tbh :lmao smh statistically your granddaddies are bound to be dirtier than mine :lmao
we embrace the L son, else we'd live in a militarized asshole society like modern us / pinochet chile / peron argentina / etc tbh? no son, we got paradise here : a stable sane society, a great standard of living, great football, great beer and a fresh stream eastern european women ... we are truly blessed tbh :toast:toast

[Canyonero]

son it doesn't, but I'm happy y'all niggas can entertain yourselves with it tbh :lmao smh statistically your granddaddies are bound to be dirtier than mine :lmao
we embrace the L son, else we'd live in a militarized asshole society like modern us / pinochet chile / peron argentina / etc tbh? no son, we got paradise here : a stable sane society, a great standard of living, great football, great beer and a fresh stream eastern european women ... we are truly blessed tbh :toast:toast

That meltdown :lol

[dfens]

That meltdown :lol

:lmao

[Phenomanul]

tbh I thought der Führer used a decoy to feign his own suicide and moved to Argentina (where he died of old age)...

other versions suggest that the OSS (precursor to CIA) staged the suicide - to add a sense of closure to the conflict after years of military attrition (so that the public could move forward, and so that the Pacific war effort could get the required level of focus).

[dfens]

tbh I thought der Führer used a decoy to feign his own suicide and moved to Argentina (where he died of old age)...

other versions suggest that the OSS (precursor to CIA) staged the suicide - to add a sense of closure to the conflict after years of military attrition (so that the public could move forward, and so that the Pacific war effort could get the required level of focus).

son you know these argie niggas are fronting extra hard, we know how how our Argie cousins are :lmao

[DAF86]

We two-timed the entire World. We are just players like that, tbh.

[dfens]

We two-timed the entire World. We are just players like that, tbh.

tell that to your granddaddy and watch your family get disinherited :lmao

[Canyonero]

tbh I thought der Führer used a decoy to feign his own suicide and moved to Argentina (where he died of old age)...

other versions suggest that the OSS (precursor to CIA) staged the suicide - to add a sense of closure to the conflict after years of military attrition (so that the public could move forward, and so that the Pacific war effort could get the required level of focus).


Maybe but that hasn't been checked.
What you can check is the L we handed the Nazis tbh.

[DAF86]

tell that to your granddaddy and watch your family get disinherited :lmao

We already killed him and got the money.

[dfens]

We already killed him and got the money.

y'all niggas don't even know what money looks like tbh :lmao

[DAF86]

y'all niggas don't even know what money looks like tbh :lmao

We have a lot of nazi gold and stuff down here son, worth don't know how many millions. We beat you, we harbor you and we took your stuff.

[dfens]

We have a lot of nazi gold and stuff down here son, worth don't know how many millions. We beat you, we harbor you and we took your stuff.

"we beat our dicks. we are racists so we took all the bad apples. we had a couple of dictatorships followed by incompetency. we took the stuff and now we're still poor" nigga please :lmao

[pgardn]

Awful.

The objective is to do the job easily without risk cause you are technically sound and got the goal keeper.

He chipped the ball way high and almost missed. Roll the thing in.

Simple, if possible, is the most efficient. This is exactly why Neymar is such a stupid fck. He will try unnecessary tricks instead of just beating guys easily with his speed. Or the cheeky little pass when an easy straightforward pass is available AND the better option.

[dfens]

Awful.

The objective is to do the job easily without risk cause you are technically sound and got the goal keeper.

He chipped the ball way high and almost missed. Roll the thing in.

Simple, if possible, is the most efficient. This is exactly why Neymar is such a stupid fck. He will try unnecessary tricks instead of just beating guys easily with his speed. Or the cheeky little pass when an easy straightforward pass is available AND the better option.

son for mentally weak talent, so if it were missi/neymar/griezman taking it it, then I'd say you're right... these niggas shoot them like they're castrated smh. But zidane didn't EVER miss a penaldo for France. Also it was a massive leadership show, just bullying the goat keeper like that, you know how it must've felt as a over the hill French player "did that nigga really do that?,we might actually win smh".

[Canyonero]

"mentally weak" and then quotes a guy who went mad because someone said "I want your sister" :lol

[dfens]

"mentally weak" and then quotes a guy who went mad because someone said "I want your sister" :lol

still played better than ANY messi NT game smh :lmao

[Phenomanul]

That move by Zidane cost his team a title... tbh, if not for the fact that Zizou had already given France a cup - it would be criminal, and unforgivable.

[Canyonero]

still played better than ANY messi NT game smh :lmao

Still took the L from your football daddies.

[dfens]

That move by Zidane cost his team a title... tbh, if not for the fact that Zizou had already given France a cup - it would be criminal, and unforgivable.

trolling aside I agree it was a horrible way to end a career .. I guess sometimes there is too much killer instinct :lol


Still took the L from your football daddies.

scoring against cannavaro/nesta/buffon/zambrotta/grosso is hard ... 3/5 goat level defense :cry the rest 2/5 were only world class :cry

[pgardn]

son for mentally weak talent, so if it were missi/neymar/griezman taking it it, then I'd say you're right... these niggas shoot them like they're castrated smh. But zidane didn't EVER miss a penaldo for France. Also it was a massive leadership show, just bullying the goat keeper like that, you know how it must've felt as a over the hill French player "did that nigga really do that?,we might actually win smh".


Then well below the crossbar would have convinced me.
Good idea (he had the keeper) poorly executed.
Give me both.
This is head butt guy so it makes sense.
A German should understand cool, collected, easy execution. The last part was not present. Zidane was pissing in his britches when he executed the fluffer. But he won't tell you that.