Lol Obamas portraits

[hater]

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:lmao theyre horrible

[hater]

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[hater]

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[hater]

:lmao

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[hater]

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[Reck]

Looks like them to me. Michelle's is from a younger period, imo.

Why is Obama in between the bushes? :lol

[clambake]

Looks like them to me. Why is Obama in between the bushes? :lol

to meet with spicer.

[CosmicCowboy]

Michelle pulled a Michael Jackson on hers.

[hater]

Obamas looks like a self portrait of a schizophrenic

And Michelle has some kind of Napoleonic complex

[clambake]

Obamas looks like a self portrait of a schizophrenic

And Michelle has some kind of Napoleonic complex

are you going to be okay?

[TSA]

Obama's got a sperm on his left temple....no joke :lmao

https://imgur.com/V5cVCkg

Wiley does this in other paintings as well.

"The background is also infused with tiny paintings of sperm—Wiley’s way of poking fun at the highly charged masculinity and propagation of gendered identity that are involved in the Western tradition of portraiture. This particular subgenre of portraiture—the equestrian portrait—is particularly infused with the lineage of male power. From classical Rome to post-revolutionary France, political and military leaders on horseback have evoked and perpetuated social norms of masculine might and control (for example, this equestrian portrait of the Roman Emperor Marcus Aurelius)."

https://smarthistory.org/kehinde-wiley-napoleon-leading-the-army-over-the-alps/

[AaronY]

They are awful tbh. Michelle's looks nothing like her and why is Obama in an office chair in front of a bush

[Chucho]

Mooch didn't need a skirt that big to hide her cock, tbh.

[boutons_deux]

Nation Cruelly Reminded That It Once Had a President

https://media.newyorker.com/photos/5a821c1bc1475d05cbe6f7eb/master/w_649,c_limit/Borowitz-Obama-Wiley.jpg

WASHINGTON —In a televised event that many deemed unnecessarily cruel, millions of Americans were briefly reminded on Monday that they once had a President.

Unsuspecting Americans who turned on cable news Monday morning

were suddenly assaulted with the memory of a time when the country’s domestic affairs, international diplomacy, and nuclear codes were entrusted to an adult.

CNN, one of the networks that televised the event, immediately said that it regretted doing so, and acknowledged that

reminding Americans that they recently had a President had caused widespread bereavement and distress.

“CNN deeply apologizes for the error,”

a network statement read. “It will never happen again.”

Compounding the cruelty of the televised event, the networks lingered unnecessarily on a speech that only served to

remind viewers that the nation once had a President who rigorously obeyed rules of grammar and diction.

Finally, the reminder that the country recently had

a chief executive who loved and respected his wife was deemed “too much” by many viewers, who felt compelled to change the channel.

“It was horrible,” Carol Foyler, a viewer who was traumatized by the broadcast, said.

“It’s like when you stumble on a photo of an ex on Facebook and they unfortunately look amazing.”

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/nation-cruelly-reminded-that-it-once-had-a-president (https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/nation-cruelly-reminded-that-it-once-had-a-president)

[AaronY]

Thats just a vein thats always in his forehead

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DV7xiVNVQAAZqqp.jpg:large

lol goober rightwing conspiracies

[AaronY]

lol

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[spurraider21]

for fucks sake TSA, you're a lot closer to cosmored than you think

[djohn2oo8]

Gone from Pizzagate to Obama's portrait. Lordy!

[TSA]

for fucks sake TSA, you're a lot closer to cosmored than you think

Wiley has put sperm in his paintings before, what makes you sure that’s not another Wiley sperm on Obama’s temple?

[Pavlov]

Obama's got a sperm on his left temple....no joke :lmaoOh there's a joke, alright -- just not the joke you wanted.

lol TheSpermArtifice

[Spurminator]

Because it doesn't look like sperm and it does look like the vein on the side of Obama's forehead?

[Spurminator]

Guess sperm was the best they could do after scouring every detail of the portrait looking for pizza.

[TSA]

Because it doesn't look like sperm and it does look like the vein on the side of Obama's forehead?

Doesn’t look like a sperm?!?! Sure the tail looks like his vein but there’s a large sperm head attached to it.

[Pavlov]

Wiley has put sperm in his paintings before, what makes you sure that’s not another Wiley sperm on Obama’s temple?


Because it doesn't look like sperm and it does look like the vein on the side of Obama's forehead?Sometimes a cigar is just a forehead vein sperm.

[AaronY]

even clearer pic

https://images.dailykos.com/images/337139/story_image/GettyImages-534383244.jpg?1481309666

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2016/12/28/1614975/-True-Christian-pastor-to-President-Obama-For-8-years-I-ve-watched-you-be-the-better-man

[Pavlov]

even clearer pic

https://images.dailykos.com/images/337139/story_image/GettyImages-534383244.jpg?1481309666

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2016/12/28/1614975/-True-Christian-pastor-to-President-Obama-For-8-years-I-ve-watched-you-be-the-better-manSO YOU'RE ADMITTING OBAMA ALWAYS HAS SPERM ON HIS FOREHEAD

[TSA]

even clearer pic

https://images.dailykos.com/images/337139/story_image/GettyImages-534383244.jpg?1481309666

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2016/12/28/1614975/-True-Christian-pastor-to-President-Obama-For-8-years-I-ve-watched-you-be-the-better-man

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Dude puts sperms in his paintings. Lots of examples.

[Spurminator]

I didn't see the head, tbh. I see it now, but it's still an odd shape for the tail to curve around that drastically.

Also, it's a Hannity story.

[AaronY]

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Dude puts sperms in his paintings. Lots of examples.
Yeah, he does do that. but he didn't put any in this one

[TSA]

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"The background is also infused with tiny paintings of sperm—Wiley’s way of poking fun at the highly charged masculinity and propagation of gendered identity that are involved in the Western tradition of portraiture.

[TSA]

Yeah, he does do that. but he didn't put any in this one

You don’t know that.

[AaronY]

Yeah, he does put sperms and he makes it obvious. he doesnt hide them anywhere like secret messages lol

[AaronY]

You don’t know that.
lmao. sperm truther

[dabom]

Not gonna lie guys. If the guy puts sperm on his portraits, it's a sperm. Yes Obama has a vein there, but the guy painted a sperm.

[Pavlov]

So by painting Obama's forehead vein that already looks like a sperm cell, the artist put sperm in a painting of Obama's forehead.

This is all TSA wants to talk about on a day all the heads of USIC testified before the Senate intel committee.

[TSA]

lmao. sperm truther

Artist is known for putting sperms in his paintings. There appears to be a giant fucking sperm on Obama’s temple...but just this time the artist wasn’t putting his trademark sperm on this painting. Lol sperm denier.

[Isitjustme?]

Maybe its like wheres waldo but with sperm. his paintings i mean

[dabom]

Obama doesn't have a sperm looking vein. The painter made it look like one.

[dabom]

Keep scrolling down for the gif. Of course it itself is photoshopped to show the lines clearer.

https://twitter.com/EsotericJohnson/status/963332309549162497/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.spurstalk.com%2Fforums%2F showthread.php%3Ft%3D272333%26p%3D9285909%23post92 85909

[Pavlov]

Obama doesn't have a sperm looking vein. The painter made it look like one.lol

https://images.dailykos.com/images/337139/story_image/GettyImages-534383244.jpg?1481309666

Good talk.

[AaronY]

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[TSA]

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:rollin

[dabom]

lol

https://images.dailykos.com/images/337139/story_image/GettyImages-534383244.jpg?1481309666

Good talk.

This looks like a worm. The guy made a bulb image at the far bottom.

[spurraider21]

"The background is also infused with tiny paintings of sperm—Wiley’s way of poking fun at the highly charged masculinity and propagation of gendered identity that are involved in the Western tradition of portraiture.
so now TSA thinks obama is an icon of highly charged masculinity who propagates gendered identity

[Pavlov]

so now TSA thinks obama is an icon of highly charged masculinity who propagates gendered identityTSA is a well-respected art historian and critic in addition to being a beloved conspiracy whore.

[Pavlov]

:lmao Hannity is scrubbing his site and twitter of all references to #secretspermgate.

[Isitjustme?]

:lmao Hannity is scrubbing his site and twitter of all references to #secretspermgate.

Illuminati got to him.

Deep state too

[clambake]

So by painting Obama's forehead vein that already looks like a sperm cell, the artist put sperm in a painting of Obama's forehead.

This is all TSA wants to talk about on a day all the heads of USIC testified before the Senate intel committee.

wasn't it just appalling the way those intel directors lied about russia?

[spurraider21]

:lmao Hannity is scrubbing his site and twitter of all references to #secretspermgate.
like with a cloth?

[Chris]

:lmao :lmao :lmao


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[koriwhat]

at least the dude got obama's look down... that other "artist" needs glasses because that portrait of michael looks nothing like him.

[Pavlov]

:lmao :lmao :lmao


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:lmao :lmao :lmaoOdd, the portrait JFK actually sat for is this:

http://npg.si.edu/sites/default/files/blog/6a00e550199efb883301bb0805b222970d-800wi.jpg

[TSA]

occam's razor = sperm head

[Pavlov]

occam's razor = sperm headThe proof of your reasoning abilities is there under your screen name.

[TSA]

The proof of your reasoning abilities is there under your screen name.

Artist who is known for putting sperms in his paintings just happened to not put a giant sperm on the temple of his Obama painting :lol

[DisAsTerBot]

occam's razor = sperm head

Lmao wouldn’t that answer be “vein”?

[spurraider21]

occam's razor = sperm head
occams razor = portrait of guy with obvious vein includes obvious vein

[Pavlov]

Artist who is known for putting sperms in his paintings just happened to not put a giant sperm on the temple of his Obama painting :loloccam's razor = TSA fell for alt-right fake news

[TSA]

occams razor = portrait of guy with obvious vein includes obvious vein attached to obvious sperm head

:bobo

[Chris]

Odd, the portrait JFK actually sat for is this:

http://npg.si.edu/sites/default/files/blog/6a00e550199efb883301bb0805b222970d-800wi.jpg

I actually like that portrait, but compared to the others it looks amateur.

[koriwhat]

I actually like that portrait, but compared to the others it looks amateur.

very but i like its green/blue hues

[AaronY]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DV7zYkgVwAA6gDZ.jpg

[AaronY]

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[spurraider21]

:lmao

[Chris]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DV86X5-VQAAmTDX.jpg:large

[Isitjustme?]

Wow, thats shocking!

She has white skin underneath there

[Fabbs]

The artists
https://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/624/cpsprodpb/12444/production/_100002847_artists.jpg

[hater]

U guys are assholes tbh

Obamas are good ppl IMO

Incompetent but good decent folk. Miles ahead of the Bushes and I do prefer them over the Clintons as well

This thread was about the shitty portraits

[Chris]

The artists
https://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/624/cpsprodpb/12444/production/_100002847_artists.jpg

The one on the right (probably both) advocates for white genocide.

[SnakeBoy]

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[koriwhat]

The artists
https://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/624/cpsprodpb/12444/production/_100002847_artists.jpg

chick on the right needs a new prescription... she sucks at portraits but overall proportions of anatomy are right.

[AaronY]

The artists
https://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/624/cpsprodpb/12444/production/_100002847_artists.jpg
And?

[AaronY]

963086458058887169
:lmao

[Chucho]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DV86X5-VQAAmTDX.jpg:large

Tee hee.

[boutons_deux]

Fox, and you ST racists cant let Obama have his painting w/o shitting on the hated knitter

[TSA]

Fox, and you ST racists cant let Obama have his painting w/o shitting on the hated knitter

On a sale of 1-10 what do give each? Be honest.

[Reck]

Obama's got a sperm on his left temple....no joke :lmao

https://imgur.com/V5cVCkg

Wiley does this in other paintings as well.

"The background is also infused with tiny paintings of sperm—Wiley’s way of poking fun at the highly charged masculinity and propagation of gendered identity that are involved in the Western tradition of portraiture. This particular subgenre of portraiture—the equestrian portrait—is particularly infused with the lineage of male power. From classical Rome to post-revolutionary France, political and military leaders on horseback have evoked and perpetuated social norms of masculine might and control (for example, this equestrian portrait of the Roman Emperor Marcus Aurelius)."

https://smarthistory.org/kehinde-wiley-napoleon-leading-the-army-over-the-alps/

figures you would buy into this retarded conspiracy born out of Hannity’s shit for brains which he later deleted anyways.

TSA :lmao

[Chris]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DV-3D5-X0AAj9zY.jpg:large

[spurraider21]

:lol

[boutons_deux]

Trump's official presidential portrait (https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2018/2/14/1741223/-Cartoon-Trump-s-official-presidential-portrait)

https://images.dailykos.com/images/507591/story_image/1322.png?1518596061

[rmt]

Obama's portrait is good. Michelle's looks nothing like her.

[boutons_deux]

Obama's portrait is good. Michelle's looks nothing like her.

I think the are both really shitty

yes, Michelle's is no likeness at all

Barry embedded in foliage is fucking embarrassing, degrading. How did they ever approve either disaster.

[rmt]

I think the are both really shitty

yes, Michelle's is no likeness at all

Barry embedded in foliage is fucking embarrassing, degrading. How did they ever approve either disaster.

well, the whole environmental, island angle.