IHOP free pancake today. Go Krew!

[Fabbs]

Tuesday 7a.m. - 7 p.m.

https://www.ihop.com/en/national-pancake-day

[Fabbs]

Krew members your IHOP cakes may be prepared by these cooks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1oj8QuNVnQ

[Fabbs]

This 20 yr old girl died at a pancake eating contest.
Krew Members, please be safe!
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/04/03/17/3EE8223400000578-4376404-image-m-77_1491237826176.jpg
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4376404/Sorority-girl-dies-choking-eating-contest.html

[Blake]

Fabbs pancake krew

Members: 1

[Fabbs]

Fabbs pancake krew

Members: 1
Blake, are you allowing carb shaming to prevent you from partaking of gluten foods?
If so, read on. Help is available.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/07/07/20/2A4674ED00000578-0-image-a-25_1436296043243.jpg

[Fabbs]

Here ya go Blake:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3152649/Instagram-account-featuring-pictures-pretty-women-eating-fatty-carbs-earns-legion-followers-celebrity-fans.html

Girls Love Gluten!

[Chucho]

You have no idea what girls love, you creepy weirdo.

[Avante]

I had a free pancake
just yesterday
it was nothing special
just ok

not a pancake fan
can't explain why
more into waffles
yep, a waffle guy

but being it was free
and I had nothing to do
what the hell
so I had two

[Blake]

I had a free pancake
just yesterday
it was nothing special
just ok

not a pancake fan
can't explain why
more into waffles
yep, a waffle guy

but being it was free
and I had nothing to do
what the hell
so I had two

Is waffle an olangapo code word for you know what

[UNT Eagles 2016]

carbs, meh

[SpursforSix]

carbs, meh

Overloading on pancakes once in a while isn't going to kill you.
That being said, if I want pancakes, I'd rather just pay for them and not have to deal with the hoi polloi that'll be cramming the IHOPs on free pancake day.
I can afford several pairs of Beats. Coming out of pocket for pancakes isn't going to hurt.

[monosylab1k]

This 20 yr old girl died at a pancake eating contest.
Krew Members, please be safe!
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/04/03/17/3EE8223400000578-4376404-image-m-77_1491237826176.jpg
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4376404/Sorority-girl-dies-choking-eating-contest.html

So it says she choked on pancakes and died three days later? How do you die 3 days after choking on something? Shouldn't that be pretty immediate?

[SpursforSix]

So it says she choked on pancakes and died three days later? How do you die 3 days after choking on something? Shouldn't that be pretty immediate?

Not always. The initial choking and resulting lack of oxygen can cause several body organs to shut down.
My guess is that the ultimate cause of death was catastrophic vagina failure.

[Will Hunting]

This is one of the weirder shticks on ST. The OP constantly got made fun of for knowing when free donuts/pancakes are being handed out until he randomly decided to start acting like it was other people who obsess over free food when he’s the only one making threads about it.

[Fabbs]

I had a free pancake
just yesterday
it was nothing special
just ok

not a pancake fan
can't explain why
more into waffles
yep, a waffle guy

but being it was free
and I had nothing to do
what the hell
so I had two
:lol I kind of like it.
Simple, but clear and good for some LOLs.
Nice rhyming.

[monosylab1k]

Not always. The initial choking and resulting lack of oxygen can cause several body organs to shut down.
My guess is that the ultimate cause of death was catastrophic vagina failure.

:lol

[pgardn]

:lol I kind of like it.
Simple, but clear and good for some LOLs.
Nice rhyming.

The cadence is absolutely abysmal.

Kinda like Avante runs.

Wonder what types of breakfast carbs Avante would line up against each other.
Would the croissant even be given a lane?

[pgardn]

Not always. The initial choking and resulting lack of oxygen can cause several body organs to shut down.
My guess is that the ultimate cause of death was catastrophic vagina failure.

Yep.

~~~Sheeesh~~~~

I bet Avante has caused a few of those with his Man Mountain Mike...

[Pavlov]

Krew members your IHOP cakes may be prepared by these cooks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1oj8QuNVnQHow many did you eat?

The over was above 15.

[Avante]

The cadence is absolutely abysmal.

Kinda like Avante runs.

Wonder what types of breakfast carbs Avante would line up against each other.
Would the croissant even be given a lane?

the cadence was terrible
abysmal would work
but then again
that is coming
from a fucking jerk

[Avante]

Yep.

~~~Sheeesh~~~~

I bet Avante has caused a few of those with his Man Mountain Mike...

Man Mountain Mike
was from New Orleans
where he's got in a fight
over a Cajun queen

a crashing blow
from a huge right hand
sent a Texas fella
to the promise land

now he's on the run
doing the best he can
trying to stay ahead
of them blood hounds
and the man

[Avante]

Most people are assholes aren't they?

I once listed every single HBCU sprinter of note, the school they went to, their fastest times,yep, a lot of info. So here comes one of the pricks....you spelled (forget what) wrong. Hahhahahahahahahaha~~~ Not...damn guy that was impressive.....or....a lot of info there, thanks. Oh fuck no, it's....you spelled...are you kidding me?

THAT...is why I would never take the time make that effort to post any video of me under 450 pounds. No way in hell it's going to be.....dude, you're a damn monster...it will be....that isn't you.

I've posted some poems other places that get.....good one....love your poems. Then post that same poem here and it's. a whole diferent deal.

[Chucho]

the cadence was terrible
abysmal would work
but then again
that is coming
from a fucking jerk

That's actually ok. +1

[Blake]

the cadence was terrible
abysmal would work
but then again
that is coming
from a fucking jerk

Yeah again beat, meter...just awful. You suck at poetry

[Fabbs]

Yeah again beat, meter...just awful. You suck at poetry
Blake, lighter up eh?

Avante was not going some masterpiece meant to last for time immortal.

[Blake]

Avante has bragged about being a bad ass writer.

[Fabbs]

Avante has bragged about being a bad ass writer.
Oh. Well maybe the was one of the other 4 of the Avante Group and this one failed to take notice.

I still like the effort.

[pgardn]

the cadence was terrible
abysmal would work
but then again
that is coming
from a fucking jerk

the cadence was terrible
abysmal would work
is dat what you say
Yadamn Fckn jerk?


And I'm horrible at this stuff...

but then again

Why even add the above? He's got a good thing going the first two and out of nowhere, failure.
It throws a simple cadence way out of wack.
Please stop.
If I have to edit this stuff, God help you.

And I just edited my edit to drive the point home, ouch.

[DMC]

So it says she choked on pancakes and died three days later? How do you die 3 days after choking on something? Shouldn't that be pretty immediate?

You know you left yourself wide open on this.

[Avante]

the cadence was terrible
abysmal would work
is dat what you say
Yadamn Fckn jerk?


And I'm horrible at this stuff...

but then again

Why even add the above? He's got a good thing going the first two and out of nowhere, failure.
It throws a simple cadence way out of wack.
Please stop.
If I have to edit this stuff, God help you.

And I just edited my edit to drive the point home, ouch.

Dude, I'm slow, fat, stupid, bad teeth, bow legged, pot belly, tiny dick, moronic, an idiot, have zits, losing my hair, can't dance, suck at every single thing I have ever done and will totally suck at everything I will ever do.

Better?

Dude, why ya try sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooo damn hard to belittle everyone is fucking weird. You come off as a total asshole, ok?

[Blake]

Dude, I'm slow, fat, stupid, bad teeth, bow legged, pot belly, tiny dick, moronic, an idiot, have zits, losing my hair, can't dance, suck at every single thing I have ever done and will totally suck at everything I will ever do.

Better?

Dude, why ya try sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooo damn hard to belittle everyone is fucking weird. You come off as a total asshole, ok?

Oh another meltdown. No way didn't see it coming

[pgardn]

Dude, I'm slow, fat, stupid, bad teeth, bow legged, pot belly, tiny dick, moronic, an idiot, have zits, losing my hair, can't dance, suck at every single thing I have ever done and will totally suck at everything I will ever do.



I did not know you had bad teeth?

[Avante]

I did not know you had bad teeth?


Dude, I'm all fucked up, hell the three teeth I have are rotten. Now add 389 pounds of goo. I never ran track, played football, hell....just a fat fuck. I Google everything, without my Google....DUH~~~~~~~

I thought about FINALLY reading a book but too damn lazy to go buy one.

Yep, couldn't fool you, you saw right thru my bullshit.

Hell, I'm still a cherry boy.