Game Thread: Spurs @ Lakers (ESPN/FSSW 9:30 PM CT/5:30 AM Riga )

[NASpurs]

Road warriors are at it again tonight. Sure the Lakers are short-handed (Ball and Ingram are out) but so were the Clippers yesterday night.

Manu's out so maybe we'll get to see some Derrick White tonight (doubt it).


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[K...]

oh thank god, no lonzo, i'm still not recovered from the last ball bomb

[spurs10]

:flag:

[SAGirl]

There’s not a single game.... not one, that the Spurs have won where Joff got significant minutes. He’s had some ok games and a career night but the team still lost all of those games. Seeing him on the cover for tonight’s game doesn’t give me a good vibe about this one, but the team should look to bounce back and take this game on the road...

[Keepin' it real]

¡Vaya!

[TheDoctor]

Road warriors are at it again tonight. Sure the Lakers are short-handed (Ball and Ingram are out) but so were the Clippers yesterday night.

Manu's out so maybe we'll get to see some Derrick White tonight (doubt it).


I LOL'd for real :lol

:flag:

[TD 21]

Manu's out so maybe we'll get to see some Derrick White tonight (doubt it).

Bertans will take the rotation spot.

[TheGreatYacht]

Kawhi is going to be watching his team tonight, and it ain't us :lol

[Slippy]

Spurs gotta win this . Its all about making the playoffs. Im assuming a win tonight will seal the deal.

[TheGreatYacht]

Manu's out
Ah, so our bench will be a net positive then :tu

[Budkin]

Can we break the record for the number of chokes in one game again?

[phxspurfan]

Randle gonna feast on us again...

[cutewizard]

:bobo

[TheDoctor]

After a night vs Austin Rivers, will 50 gonna start calling Lonzo "Daddy" too?

[objective]

Austin has a playoff game tomorrow night, White will be well rested I'm sure. Didn't even know he was in LA, he just played Monday night.

[tholdren]

A concussion in the nba. Lol

[Stabula]

Kawhi is going to be watching his team tonight, and it ain't us :lol

:lol

[Ron Swanson]

:flag:

[phxspurfan]

Kawhi is going to be watching his team tonight, and it ain't us :lol

:lol savage

[Darius Bieber]

Showtime Lakers by 20+ tbh

[BillMc]

Spurs by 4

[BillMc]

After a night vs Austin Rivers, will 50 gonna start calling Lonzo "Daddy" too?
:lol

[Ron Swanson]

After a night vs Austin Rivers, will 50 gonna start calling Lonzo "Daddy" too?

http://eightieskids.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Two-Dads-feature-1.jpg

[DAF86]

I want to see some White up in this bitch.

[DPG21920]

Manu out, Spurs will win.

[Ron Swanson]

I want to see some White up in this bitch.

:pop: He's not ready.

[Ditty]

Not going to even bother watching. I skipped the gym for this bullshit last night. I am not skipping hamburger helper night for this crap.

[TheDoctor]

Not going to even bother watching. I skipped the gym for this bullshit last night. I am not skipping hamburger helper night for this crap.

Me too. Hope to get back in time to watch the 4th quarter tho :tu

[NASpurs]

Not going to even bother watching. I skipped the gym for this bullshit last night. I am not skipping hamburger helper night for this crap.

You don't want to watch future Spurs Randle and Kuzma?

[DPG21920]

Not going to even bother watching. I skipped the gym for this bullshit last night. I am not skipping hamburger helper night for this crap.

I have not had Hamburger Helper in probably 10-12 years :lol

[DAF86]

Aldridge has been relying less and less on his jumper and has been attacking the basket more. Good, tbh.

[NASpurs]

Me too. Hope to get back in time to watch the 4th quarter tho :tu

Yeah the 4th quarters are unfortunately always eventful for the Spurs.

[FaM0us Skins]

:flag:

[Leetonidas]

Not this Gay!

[Darius Bieber]

Seeing Rudy Gay perform like this tonight makes me wonder why Pop didn’t play him last night in the fourth. Pisses me the fuck off.

[TDTPMG21920]

Shoot the 3 Forbes ffs

[Ron Swanson]

Kuzma auditioning for Pop.

[Darius Bieber]

Yeah this will be a loss.

[boutons_deux]

Pau sux

[Darius Bieber]

Gasol’s contract has to be one of the worst contracts in Spurs history honestly. He does nothing for us.

[tmtcsc]

It still amazes me that Tony Parker thinks he can play another 3 or 5 years in the league. He is truly delusional. His downfall came fast and started way before his playoff injury last year. The Spurs are going to look very different next year.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Gotta like how the Spurs close out a quarter

[DPG21920]

Having Pau/TP/Forbes on the floor together is asking for trouble.

[DAF86]

Manu out, Spurs will win.

Yeah, it has nothing to do with playing an already awful team that is missing two of its best players. :lol

If we lose this shit though. :lol

[objective]

Make White fly out on his own to LA in between g league playoff games

Then play Parker's old washed up legs to do nothing in the game

Make White watch

Make White fly back to play Thursday in g league

:pop:

[SuperCam]

spurms getting rooked early, lmao

[DAF86]

It still amazes me that Tony Parker thinks he can play another 3 or 5 years in the league. He is truly delusional. His downfall came fast and started way before his playoff injury last year. The Spurs are going to look very different next year.

Only playing White over him would make a World of difference.

[Leetonidas]

Pau sucks so bad

[DPG21920]

Bertans for tres!

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Tony's beyond done

[longhorn]

Someone give Dejounte some gloves so he can hold onto the ball :lol

[Darius Bieber]

Losing to the Lakers without Ball or Ingram :lol

[Chinook]

OMG Murray, get some stick-um or something.

[SAGirl]

Make White fly out on his own to LA in between g league playoff games

Then play Parker's old washed up legs to do nothing in the game

Make White watch

Make White fly back to play Thursday in g league

:pop:
The meaning of crazyyyyyyy

[Spurtacular]

Following box score. Spurs were up 30-24 and end 30-29? The fuck! Had Spurs -1.5 with over 50.5

[TDTPMG21920]

Man Murray has the opposite of handles, got a lot to work on during the offseason

[SAGirl]

Kyle’s 3 is starting to fall still a reluctant shooter but glad to see that 3

[DAF86]

Following box score. Spurs were up 30-24 and end 30-29? The fuck! Had Spurs -1.5 with over 50.5

Tony, Forbes, Pau, tbh.

[wildbill2u]

Murray managed six bad ball management errors in two times down the court. Is it really possible this guy is our PG of the future?

[SAGirl]

Sad to see Murray TO machine. Team needs him to be better...

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Murray does 2 bad plays for every good one.

[DPG21920]

Sad to see Murray TO machine. Team needs him to be better...

He’s normally not THIS bad with the ball. Tonight been an issue with a really loose handle. Can’t get anywhere with any sort of traffic tonight.

[SAGirl]

Gasol’s contract has to be one of the worst contracts in Spurs history honestly. He does nothing for us.
I wonder how it rates with Jefferson

[Bynumite]

Frye might get an offer from SA playing like this. He's in the right age bracket :lol

[DPG21920]

Frye fluking out and SA turning it over = this result. Along with poor bench play.

[Ron Swanson]

The defense is non-existent.

[SAGirl]

Tony's beyond done
Only Pop telling him is going to make him reconsider... He really shouldn’t want to finish his career as a 15th man like Bonner. Or maybe he doesn’t care about that. Bonner was a 15th man his last season in the team and he still wanted to keep going... Getting them checks :lol

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Why is Gasol coming back in

[NASpurs]

At least Ball and Ingram aren’t playing. We might have a chance.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Kuzma is working us

[TDTPMG21920]

Gasol is back in, what could go wrong...

[tholdren]

He’s normally not THIS bad with the ball. Tonight been an issue with a really loose handle. Can’t get anywhere with any sort of traffic tonight.

You one blind dumb dumb

[NASpurs]

Why is Gasol coming back in

Because he likes the opera and walking the beach during a sunset.

[DPG21920]

Gasol is back in, what could go wrong...

What the hell kind of user name is this? I’m Lebron and you’re Saban.

[DPG21920]

You one blind dumb dumb

What

[tholdren]

What

Murray is straight retard with the ball. And he strikes again

[Ron Swanson]

KCP playing like an All-Star against us per par.

[ElNono]

Just got home... we're playing the Nuggets?

[DAF86]

Murray all over the place for good and bad.

I wonder what Murray was saying to Pop there.

[NASpurs]

Is there anyone Gasol can guard in the NBA anymore? Srs question

[DPG21920]

Murray is straight retard with the ball. And he strikes again

He averages like 1.5 TO’s a game. It has not been a consistent issue at all.

[DPG21920]

Murray all over the place for good and bad.

I wonder what Murray was saying to Pop there.

Ya, couldn’t tell if that was a angry exchange or light hearted.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Kuzma getting the calls :lol

[DAF86]

Murray triple double watch: 8 pts, 5 rbds, 4 assts. Maybe that's why he was angry when Pop took him out.

[Leetonidas]

Worst defense I've ever seen especially considering their best players are out

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Play Rudy! WTF!!

[tholdren]

He averages like 1.5 TO’s a game. It has not been a consistent issue at all.

He makes the wrong pass 99 percent of the time. Cant initiate offense. Cant dictate pace. He blows

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Green plays so fvckin dumb

[Spurtacular]

Tony, Forbes, Pau, tbh.

Fucking scrubs.

Parker always giving up leads, too.

Fucking rec league player.

[NASpurs]

Play Rudy! WTF!!

You got your wish.

[Ron Swanson]

Giving up 58 to this team. :lmao

[SAGirl]

Worst defense I've ever seen especially considering their best players are out
Too much Gasol...

[tholdren]

Murray triple double watch: 8 pts, 5 rbds, 4 assts. Maybe that's why he was angry when Pop took him out.

Yeah man. Who cares if spurs lose? As long as the shittiest player on the team gets that 101010

[objective]

"Play Derrick White? I'd rather vote for Trump." - :pop:

[Mugen]

If the Spurs aren't careful, they won't even get an opportunity to choke this game away.

[phxspurfan]

Just realized Ball isn't even playing? So we're barely hanging against undrafted rookies basically?

[tholdren]

If the Spurs aren't careful, they won't even get an opportunity to choke this game away.

Murray back to back

[wildbill2u]

Green plays so fvckin dumb

I hear that Green is tutoring Murray on ball handling offense. Should work out well since he can teach him everything he knows in one or two sessions.

[tholdren]

Lol take that for data dumber than steve a smith

[boutons_deux]

Lakers shooting 60% :lol

[DAF86]

Yeah man. Who cares if spurs lose? As long as the shittiest player on the team gets that 101010

When Murray is out there, the Spurs are beating the Lakers by 7. Play him more if you want to win, imho.

[tholdren]

When Murray is out there, the Spurs are beating the Lakers by 7. Play him more if you want to win, imho.

Lol

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Pop better use his A team in the second half. Not sure wtf he's thinking with those 1st half rotations.

[tholdren]

Look at murray initiate that offense.....

[tholdren]

Look at murray run that fast break

[tholdren]

Look at murray run that fast break

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Murray needs to learn to f'in shoot

[Spurtacular]

Anderson missing layups. Murray bricking open 10 footers. Fuckers gonna ruin the over

[Ron Swanson]

Kyle with det defense

[tholdren]

Murray needs to learn to f'in shoot

He cant make plays. Hes just terrible on offense

[Spurtacular]

Now pau sooting fathead style layups

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Pau and Parker need to declare a co-retirement

[DAF86]

If the SL can't pull away, we're fucked.

[cjw]

On the bright side, this could help swing the Spurs into a higher draft pick. Not that they’ll draft anyone useful with it.

[ElNono]

This is the sad reality of this team without it's top two leaders, Kawhi and Manu...

Honestly, with the prospect of Manu retiring, not sure why Kawhi wants to get involved in this...

[Uriel]

Struggling against a lottery-bound Lakers team missing two of its best players. This team really has bottomed out. 2014 seems like so long ago.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

We can't shoot. Can't play D. It's a freaking miracle we're in these games....until the end of the 4th quarter when it's time to lose.

[tholdren]

We can't shoot. Can't play D. It's a freaking miracle we're in these games....until the end of the 4th quarter when it's time to lose.

Hmmmm i wonder why

[DPG21920]

We can't shoot. Can't play D. It's a freaking miracle we're in these games....until the end of the 4th quarter when it's time to lose.

Also known as Manu Time.

[cd98]

Why can’t the Spurs beat this lottery team?

[ElNono]

We can't shoot. Can't play D. It's a freaking miracle we're in these games....until the end of the 4th quarter when it's time to lose.

Chip = shooting
Messina = defense

Meanwhile, Pop is looking at local wineries and these guys are going to be back next season, tbh... c'est la vie

[tholdren]

Murray has one move, that never works

[Ron Swanson]

Bill just took one off his noggin. :lol

[tholdren]

Great murray d leads to slam

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Murray has one move, that never works

He's a horrible shooter.

[tholdren]

He's a horrible shooter.

and passer and playmaker

[tholdren]

Forbes

[tholdren]

Murray no box out leads to 2

[Ron Swanson]

Why in the hell did we sign Pau to the extension? Should've let him opt in during the offseason and be done with this shit.

[tholdren]

HahahaHhahahahahahahahzhahahahzhaha murray

[weeks]

are we playing denver? WTF is with these uniforms?

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Forbes......why Pop, why?!

[tholdren]

Forbes......why Pop, why?!

You have to have a perimeter player who can shoot and create own shot

[Budkin]

Forbes......why Pop, why?!

FAIR.

[NASpurs]

:lol Pop tearing into Gay

[Darius Bieber]

Rudy Gay makes one defensive mistake and gets yelled and screamed at by Pop and likely will be subbed out.

Mills and Forbes commit countless defensive errors and never get a word out of Pop.

[wildbill2u]

Gay not covering his man and in Pops doghouse. Time oUt.

[Play Boban]

Danny Green smh.

[tholdren]

Rudy Gay makes one defensive mistake and gets yelled and screamed at by Pop and likely will be subbed out.

Mills and Forbes commit countless defensive errors and never get a word out of Pop.

Obviously not

[NASpurs]

Rudy Gay makes one defensive mistake and gets yelled and screamed at by Pop and likely will be subbed out.

Mills and Forbes commit countless defensive errors and never get a word out of Pop.

Or Gasol slowly going up the floor complaining to the refs while the opponent runs down on the Spurs 4 vs 5

[Budkin]

Rudy Gay makes one defensive mistake and gets yelled and screamed at by Pop and likely will be subbed out.

Mills and Forbes commit countless defensive errors and never get a word out of Pop.

They’ve got the Bonner power.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Got damnit Green

[NASpurs]

:lol LMA

[Darius Bieber]

They’ve got the Bonner power.

Rudy Gay is the new Danny Green, Pop’s punching bag.

[Ron Swanson]

:lma

[DAF86]

LA just wanted the 3pt play and the extra rebound. :lol

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

That was LMA in beast-mode

[cjw]

Missed LMA layup might have actually gotten the Spurs a 2 for 1

[HI-FI]

:lmajust bullying niggas in the paint

[tholdren]

Rudy Gay is the new Danny Green, Pop’s punching bag.

Youre such a crier

[weeks]

LMALPHA

[NASpurs]

:wow LMA

[NASpurs]

No good, damn

[Ron Swanson]

Damn. That's not going to count. Hell of an effort though.

[DAF86]

No good. Fuck.

[Darius Bieber]

Yeah bucket will not count

[tholdren]

Murray out spurs offense looks better.. who would have thought

[weeks]

LMALPHA
dammit! so close to a quick putback

[cd98]

4th quarter broken record.

[DPG21920]

Finish them off boys. One good, focused quarter.

[NASpurs]

The dreaded 4th quarter.

[weeks]

LMA has many qualities.
acting is not one of them :lol

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

This is one of Green's ugliest games yet...that's after choking at least 4 open looks last night that could have sealed the Clippers game.

[SAGirl]

Rudy Gay makes one defensive mistake and gets yelled and screamed at by Pop and likely will be subbed out.

Mills and Forbes commit countless defensive errors and never get a word out of Pop.
He wasn’t subbed out but got yelled at. Pop had Pau ready to come in later but luckily the time ran out without a stop which was enough for a small run...

[wildbill2u]

Rudy Gay makes one defensive mistake and gets yelled and screamed at by Pop and likely will be subbed out.

Mills and Forbes commit countless defensive errors and never get a word out of Pop.

They get outplayed because of physical liabilities of height and speed in the case of Forbes. Gay just won't stay on his man, leaves him open.

[DPG21920]

Really with that call, refs?

[FaM0us Skins]

Lol

[DPG21920]

Ugh, come on TP. Not even close man.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

He wasn’t subbed out but got yelled at. Pop had Pau ready to come in later but luckily the time ran out without a stop which was enough for a small run...

Get Gasol out soon Pop

[ElNono]

What does Fathead do?

[DPG21920]

Spurs have no luck.

[NASpurs]

Leave it to the bench to suck on cue.

[DAF86]

Take TP and Pau out while we're still up.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Tony is just wasted space

[Leetonidas]

LMA sits down and it goes to shit immediately

[Ron Swanson]

Here comes the 4th quarter meltdown.

[DAF86]

Take TP and Pau out while we're still up.

Well, so much for that.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Take TP and Pau out while we're still up.

Too late

[Ibleedslvrnblk]

Gasol in bye bye lead. I think if Gasol was guarding me I would drop 20.

[ElNono]

Tony is just wasted space

He's fine on a 10 min role, tbh... not sure if for the next 3 years though

[TheDoctor]

4th quarter?? I’m so ready for some exiciting Spurs’ bball nom nom

https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7abu6MhmCNxqUT4I/giphy.gif

[TimDunkem]

Fathead has no balls. Ennis is on him and he gives the ball up. :lmao

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Come on Spurs....Fock

[hoopdreams11]

Pau needs to be shutdown please put in someone else him and slomo make it a parade to the rim

[SAGirl]

Tony is doing 0 setting up things offensively for the bench tbh

[DAF86]

He's fine on a 10 min role, tbh... not sure if for the next 3 years though

No, he isn't, tbh. We would be so much better with White taking all his minutes it isn't even funny.

[hoopdreams11]

parker bricking is not helping either

[DAF86]

So Pop's answer to losing the lead is a Tony, Mills, Forbes, Pau lineup? :lol

[TheDoctor]

LAkers on pace to score 37pts this quater :pctoss

[cjw]

Worst in transition. How many times over past two games have our midgets pulled out of easy layup situations on fast breaks?

[TimDunkem]

Mills is a dirty player, tbh.

[weeks]

i hear LMA yelling advice to the team..
when forbes was under the basket during the fast break "be smart, be smart!"

[Keepin' it real]

How dis game be close?

[loveforthegame]

Parker should have taken the season off too. He’s been putrid since calling Leonard out.

[NASpurs]

Hopefully this game doesn’t go down to the wire for these anti-clutch Spurs.

[TheDoctor]

Mills is a dirty player, tbh.
After what he did to PATFO at 12:01 this was never in doubt.

[Budkin]

Another 4th quarter special by the Spurs. What will the excuse be after our 7th straight road loss?

[Play Boban]

Poop the moron

[Ron Swanson]

Can we please get the ball to LMA?

[loveforthegame]

After what he did to PATFO at 12:01 this was never in doubt.

:lol

[hoopdreams11]

why is he trying to put slomo in leave gay out there

[Budkin]

why is he trying to put slomo in leave gay out there

Because Pop.

[NASpurs]

Tank Commander Mills tanking it up.

[cjw]

Why is Mills in the game still?

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Why do we make every team we play look like the Warriors?

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Gay and LMA are the only guys we have who can hit a 4th quarter shot

[Spurtacular]

Mills shooting like the rim is one of those schoolyard double rims.

[Killakobe81]

Ennis is the worst, him making a 3 gonna give him false confidence ...

[TheDoctor]

What a disgrace. No Paddy’s daddy and Ingram and fighting for our life. What a shit show.

Kawhi please comeback :depressed

[pad300]

Ennis is the worst, him making a 3 gonna give him false confidence ...

Against this lot?!?

[NASpurs]

What a disgrace. No Paddy’s daddy and Ingram and fighting for our life. What a shit show.

Kawhi please comeback :depressed


:lol We lost to the Clippers who were without Beverley, Teodosic, Bradley and Gallinari.

[Keepin' it real]

Why was that red coat on the court?

[FaM0us Skins]

I hope the Lakers will stop doubling LMA

[FaM0us Skins]

Murray!

[TimDunkem]

Patty Mills and Pau with more shots than Rudy...Gotta justify those shitty contracts, I guess.

[Killakobe81]

Ennis is the worst, him making a 3 gonna give him false confidence ...

like i said ...
Spurs win ...

[NASpurs]

Pop’s rubbing his nipples at the thought of coaching Kuzma and Randle next year.

[FaM0us Skins]

This is a good defensive lineup.

[TE]

Never fails to see guys go off. It’s fucking expected.

Gay goes up, possible and one, the shit rolls out. :lol

[TE]

Lol free throws. Again.

[TimDunkem]

Pop’s rubbing his nipples at the thought of coaching Kuzma and Randle next year.

Let's be honest, Pop would give their touches to Patty and Pau.

[TE]

Seriously. Channing Fucking Frye.

[TE]

How the fuck didn’t LMA get that call?

[Darius Bieber]

No Isaiah Thomas, no Lonzo Ball, no Ingram, no problem for LA. God this team is trash.

[TE]

Turning out to be another shitty end of game tbh.

[Leetonidas]

This team is so mentally soft man. Always fucking choking at the FT line

[SAGirl]

Lamarcus is getting fouled multiple times each time he gets the ball.
Part of ththe reason for the comes is just how physical post player's are played vs the most minor touch on a shooter being a foul

[NASpurs]

:lol of course that shit went in

[TE]

LMAO now Channing Frye is ballin

[Leetonidas]

Right on cue. Lakers can't fucking miss

[Robz4000]

Depressing time to be a Spurs fan.

[TE]

:lol of course that shit went in
:lol this season tbh

[SAGirl]

Murray has been feasting on drawing fouls great to see

[Ron Swanson]

Grab a fucking rebound

[DAF86]

DJ coming up huge.

[SAGirl]

Murray growing up aggressively tbh... :toast

[longhorn]

Dejounte is 21. He is going to be lethal and so fun to watch if/when he puts it all together.

[Keepin' it real]

Everyone, "Go Spurs Go!" on 3.

1...
2...
3...

[SAGirl]

Dejounte is 21. He is going to be lethal and so fun to watch if/when he puts it all together.
Ppl whining on this thread are missing it... Sure it's going overshadowed by others shittiness but this has been great to see from Murray.

[FaM0us Skins]

Murray is clutch

[Darius Bieber]

Game winning circus shot coming up by the Lakers, book it.

[NASpurs]

Who’s going to hit the game winner for the Lakers? Frye?

[DAF86]

DJ coming up huge.

[Budkin]

Who’s going to hit the game winner for the Lakers? Frye?

Yep.

[TheGreatYacht]

Fatty Jizz is going to be in for defense isn't he

[TE]

Who’s going to hit the game winner for the Lakers? Frye?
One of their scrubs

[SouthTexasRancher]

This Spurs team has absolutely, positively 'NO' business getting in the playoffs even if they somehow get lucky and beat this terrible Fakers team. But, it is not all on the players (if you can call them players). You can see how deep, senile Pop's, dementia is when you see his eyes. He hasn't made a good decision since we won the 2014 NBA Championship. And RC, is even worse. We won't even let our horses use any of the 10 (96 cnt.) boxes of RC Buford toilet paper we have left, the horses used to use to wipe their ass with.

Hopefully, Julianna, tells Pop it is time for him to move to the vineyards and live out the rest of his life getting drunk on fine wine with his buddy, RC. If only we could somehow pry coach Jay Wright, away from the Villanova Wildcats. San Antonio does have a bunch of Catholic churches and schools. Probably a third of the fans at the AT&T Center are Catholic or at least have been to a Catholic church at some point in their life. And the other two thirds of us have at least driven by a Catholic church and/or school. We could easily pay him 2-3 times what Villanova pays him, although the money is probably way down on his list. And by coming to the Spurs he would be coming to the classiest and best NBA franchise in the league.

If we do make the playoffs maybe we can convince the Little Sisters of the Poor to suit up in place of our guys. At least we wouldn't look so bad.

[Ron Swanson]

We get 5 more minutes of this shit.

[Keepin' it real]

Hey, put that commercial back on!

[TimDunkem]

Who’s going to hit the game winner for the Lakers? Frye?

Whoever Patty or Fathead is guarding.

Edit: Fathead did almost give up a layup. :lmao