Biblical Prophecy Claims the Rapture is Coming April 23, Numerologist says

[Chris]

http://a57.foxnews.com/images.foxnews.com/content/fox-news/science/2018/04/11/biblical-prophecy-claims-rapture-is-coming-april-23-numerologist-says/_jcr_content/par/featured_image/media-0.img.jpg/931/524/1523500658171.jpg?ve=1&tl=1



The end of the world may be near, if a Christian numerologist is to be believed.

Is The Rapture finally here? One Christian numerologist says a biblical sign strongly suggests it.


David Meade tells the U.K.'s Daily Express newspaper that on April 23, the sun and moon will be in Virgo, as will Jupiter, which represents the Messiah.

For a certain branch of evangelical Christianity, Revelation 12:1–2 describes the beginning of what is known as the Rapture and the second coming of Christ.

The passage reads: “And a great sign appeared in heaven: a woman clothed with the sun, with the moon under her feet, and on her head a crown of 12 stars. She was pregnant and was crying out in birth pains and the agony of giving birth.”

In the passage, the woman is represented as Virgo.

According to Meade, the alignment represents “the Lion of the tribe of Judah,” marking the Rapture, the belief that Christ will bring the faithful into paradise prior to a period of tribulation on earth that precedes the end of time.


Meade said he believes the so-called Planet X, which is also known as Nibiru, will appear above the sky on the April date, causing volcanic eruptions, tsunamis and earthquakes.

NASA repeatedly has said Planet X is a hoax.

Speaking to the Express, Meade described it as “a unique once-in-a-century sign exactly as depicted in the 12th chapter of Revelation. This is our time marker.”

However, author Jonathan Sarfati remains skeptical.

He told the Express: “As usual with any astrology (or Christian adaptations of it), one cherry-picks the stars that fit the desired conclusion.

“There is nothing to suggest that April 23 is a momentous date for biblical prophecy, and Christians need to be careful about being drawn into such sensationalist claims.

“We won’t know the day or the hour — so we should be prepared at all times!”

The Associated Press contributed to this report.

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2018/04/11/biblical-prophecy-claims-rapture-is-coming-april-23-numerologist-says.html

[ElNono]

smdh

[Pavlov]

http://a57.foxnews.com/images.foxnews.com/content/fox-news/science/2018/04/11/biblical-prophecy-claims-rapture-is-coming-april-23-numerologist-says/_jcr_content/par/featured_image/media-0.img.jpg/931/524/1523500658171.jpg?ve=1&tl=1Do you believe that's the date of the rapture, Chris?

[DMX7]

See help, Chris.

[Chris]

Do you believe that's the date of the rapture, Chris?

Not sure tbh, could be.

Do you have something you'd like to confess Pavlov?

Come to pappy.

[Chris]

See help, Chris.

It's seek help. Seek.

[Pavlov]

Not sure tbh, could be.

Do you have something you'd like to confess Pavlov?

Come to pappy.No thanks, you'd just try to steal another shtick.

[DMX7]

It's seek help. Seek.

I'm glad you understood.

Now go do it.

[RsxPiimp]

It's seek help. Seek.

:lol

[Chris]

No thanks, you'd just try to steal another shtick.

Early white flag noted*

[Pavlov]

Early white flag noted*What white flag?

You asked a question.

I said no.

You don't know what a white flag is, do you?

[Avante]

I guarantee we will be posting right here in this thread on April 24th.

I will be back on the 24th with a ......see see see what did I tell ya.

[Spurminator]

OP finds this super interesting.

https://i.imgur.com/04mVUCr.png?1

[Chris]

OP finds this super interesting.

https://i.imgur.com/04mVUCr.png?1

Stalkinator

[Spurminator]

Stalkinator

I searched a Twitter handle that was given to me by its owner and posted a screenshot of his latest tweet.

You found an article about the Rapture so compelling that you both retweeted and posted a thread about it here.

Let's not measure dicks on this.

[Chris]

I searched a Twitter handle that was given to me by its owner and posted a screenshot of his latest tweet.

You found an article about the Rapture so compelling that you both retweeted and posted a thread about it here.

Let's not measure dicks on this.

Stalkinator stalkin' my tweeter.

[Spurminator]

You can follow me on twitter @ ChrisFromST (no space) (also no DM's)

:cry :cry stalker :cry :cry

[Pavlov]

:lmao Chris

Do you want us to follow you on twitter or not?

[Chris]

Didn't get a follow from either of you. Pavlov lyin' and Stalkinator stalkin' lawdy!

[Pavlov]

Didn't get a follow from either of you. Pavlov lyin' and Stalkinator stalkin' lawdy!A person can follow another on twitter without selecting "follow" on twitter, Chris.

Did you not know that?

[Chris]

A person can follow another on twitter without selecting "follow" on twitter, Chris.

Did you not know that?

Yeah that's called stalking :lol

[Pavlov]

Yeah that's called stalking :lolNah, I don't have a twitter account.

If you don't want me reading your tweets, just ask me not to. Seems like it bothers you.

[benefactor]

Tells people to follow him on twitter

Calls people stalkers who follow him

[boutons_deux]

Christians and their eternal superstitions, hate, fantasies! :lol

[spurraider21]

how much money did OP donate to harold camping when he had his own rapture prediction a few years ago?

[sickdsm]

Not sure what's more sad. The idiot who's posting things like this or the bullies that come flocking to pick on the clearly retarded kid in class.

Easy pickens?

[DisAsTerBot]

Not sure what's more sad. The idiot who's posting things like this or the bullies that come flocking to pick on the clearly retarded kid in class.

Easy pickens?

Sounds like you answered your own question

[RandomGuy]

Not sure tbh, could be.

Do you have something you'd like to confess Pavlov?

Come to pappy.

Feel free to gimmie all your money before then. :rollin

[RandomGuy]

Not sure what's more sad. The idiot who's posting things like this or the bullies that come flocking to pick on the clearly retarded kid in class.

Easy pickens?

He's a grown man who is responsible for his own actions.

If he wants to eat his own boogers here and dare someone else to go "ew", that is his business.

[Blake]

Not sure what's more sad. The idiot who's posting things like this or the bullies that come flocking to pick on the clearly retarded kid in class.

Easy pickens?

What are you doing here

[TeyshaBlue]

Good. I need the time off tbh.

[Blake]

" Dear Fellow Christian:

As the Apostle Paul describes in Thessalonians as quoted above, at some point in the future Jesus will come in the air, catch up the Church from the earth, and then return to heaven with the Church. This is known as the Rapture and it will be glorious.

But what of our pets?*Who will take care of our pets when we’re gone?...."

aftertherapturepetcare.com

[SpursforSix]

Fuck me. Better Call Saul isn't starting until Fall.:depressed

[Trill Clinton]

As a Christian I can confirm this is bullshit.

[SpursforSix]

As a Christian I can confirm this is bullshit.

I don't know about that...

The other day, I was a the grocery store, and my total came out to $22.00. Even.

The number "2". Twice.

Over the next 24 hours? Yep...I pooped. Twice.

[koriwhat]

See help, Chris.

you got hogg as an av... you need help yourself.

[Chris]

Feel free to gimmie all your money before then. :rollin

"A man asked Jesus, What do I need to do for eternal life? Jesus’ response was, Keep all of the commandments. The man answered Jesus, All these I have kept. What do I still lack?

All his life he desired to do the right thing, choosing an outward life of sacrifice, only to find himself still empty. So he went to the Teacher. Surely he had missed a commandant. Maybe there was something more to do. Imgaine the man’s disappointment when he realized he had done it all.

Jesus tells him the missing piece: If you would be perfect, go, sell what you possess and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven; and come, follow me. Follow Jesus. Surrender all he had, all his good deeds, the years and years of doing the right thing, and give it all away…..to follow. Jesus wasn’t asking the man for his money. Jesus told him to give his money away to the poor. Jesus didn’t want the man’s riches, He wanted the man’s life.

The Teacher than turned to His disciples. As they pondered how to get to heaven with no money, He told them: But many who are first will be last and the last first. In God’s kingdom everything is upside down. The last will be first in line for the eternal reward.

As I read those words, I realized no amount of money I give, service I perform, or platform I build – even if it is all for Jesus’ name – is what Jesus really wants. At the end, Jesus would rather see an empty life. A life devoid of wealth, a record book of good deeds, or merits. Jesus wants for me (and you) a life with an eternal reward waiting for us."

[Chris]

you got hogg as an av... you need help yourself.

Poor fella :lol

[RandomGuy]

"A man asked Jesus, What do I need to do for enteranl life? Jesus’ response was, Keep all of the commandments. The man answered Jesus, All these I have kept. What do I still lack?

All his life he desired to do the right thing, choosing an outward life of sacrifice, only to find himself still empty. So he went to the Teacher. Surely he had missed a commandant. Maybe there was something more to do. Imgaine the man’s disappointment when he realized he had done it all.

Jesus tells him the missing piece: If you would be perfect, go, sell what you possess and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven; and come, follow me. Follow Jesus. Surrender all he had, all his good deeds, the years and years of doing the right thing, and give it all away…..to follow. Jesus wasn’t asking the man for his money. Jesus told him to give his money away to the poor. Jesus didn’t want the man’s riches, He wanted the man’s life.

The Teacher than turned to His disciples. As they pondered how to get to heaven with no money, He told them: But many who are first will be last and the last first. In God’s kingdom everything is upside down. The last will be first in line for the eternal reward.

As I read those words, I realized no amount of money I give, service I perform, or platform I build – even if it is all for Jesus’ name – is what Jesus really wants. At the end, Jesus would rather see an empty life. A life devoid of wealth, a record book of good deeds, or merits. Jesus wants for me (and you) a life with an eternal reward waiting for us."

Does Jesus want you to lie?

I wonder what Jesus would make of your spiteful, hateful posts here, especially about immigrants.

Fucking Pharisee.

[Chris]

Does Jesus want you to lie?

Never said such.



I wonder what Jesus would make of your spiteful, hateful posts here, especially about immigrants.

Never said such.



Fucking Pharisee.

Not sure, but this sounds spiteful and hateful.

[benefactor]

I can't think of a better situation than Jesus hauling all the Christians out of here tbh

[Chris]

I can't think of a better situation than Jesus hauling all the Christians out of here tbh

2 Corinthians 6:14-18 ESV

"Do not be unequally yoked with unbelievers. For what partnership has righteousness with lawlessness? Or what fellowship has light with darkness? What accord has Christ with Belial? Or what portion does a believer share with an unbeliever? What agreement has the temple of God with idols? For we are the temple of the living God; as God said, “I will make my dwelling among them and walk among them, and I will be their God, and they shall be my people. Therefore go out from their midst, and be separate from them, says the Lord, and touch no unclean thing; then I will welcome you, and I will be a father to you, and you shall be sons and daughters to me, says the Lord Almighty.”

[RandomGuy]

Never said [any lies]

Never said [anything spiteful, hateful posts here, especially about immigrants.]


Fucking Pharisee.

Not sure, but this sounds spiteful and hateful.

Fair cop on the last.

You are an unchristian hypocrite.

There were go. No hate there, no spite. Just an observation from someone familiar with Jesus' teachings.

You post half-truths and untruths here on an almost daily basis, with little regard for the truth. I'm sure you justify it all in your head, but you are about as dishonest as they come man.

You really want me to shove your nose in it, I can, but don't delude yourself, your God knows what is in your heart despite your lying to yourself. Take a LONG look there.

[RandomGuy]

2 Corinthians 6:14-18 ESV

"Do not be unequally yoked with unbelievers. For what partnership has righteousness with lawlessness? Or what fellowship has light with darkness? What accord has Christ with Belial? Or what portion does a believer share with an unbeliever? What agreement has the temple of God with idols? For we are the temple of the living God; as God said, “I will make my dwelling among them and walk among them, and I will be their God, and they shall be my people. Therefore go out from their midst, and be separate from them, says the Lord, and touch no unclean thing; then I will welcome you, and I will be a father to you, and you shall be sons and daughters to me, says the Lord Almighty.”

1 John 1:8 If we say we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us.


Do you not commit the sin of lying? Never?

Deceive yourself, sinner.

[Blake]

The last will be first in line for the eternal reward.

There are welfare lines in heaven?

[pgardn]

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2018/04/11/biblical-prophecy-claims-rapture-is-coming-april-23-numerologist-says.html


Why does Fox associate this with science?

.com/science/2018/04/11..... ?

If this was a Muslim prediction based on books and some bizarre numerology crap what would it be classified as?

[Chris]

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2018/04/11/biblical-prophecy-claims-rapture-is-coming-april-23-numerologist-says.html


Why does Fox associate this with science?

.com/science/2018/04/11..... ?

If this was a Muslim prediction based on books and some bizarre numerology crap what would it be classified as?

lol Cult of Science triggered hard

[sickdsm]

What are you doing here

Pointing out bullshit as I see it.

[pgardn]

lol Cult of Science triggered hard

Cult... the cult of reason... the horror...
The cult that invented the technology allowing you to peddle your BS on a screen.

You really think this is a Science topic bozo?
FOX is really otherworldly.

[pgardn]

Pointing out bullshit as I see it.


Look above your last post...

[Blake]

Pointing out bullshit as I see it.

You called Chris retarded, bully.

[Blake]

lol Cult of Science triggered hard

Lol the Fox Science section

[AaronY]

I can't think of a better situation than Jesus hauling all the Christians out of here tbhlol

[sickdsm]

You called Chris retarded, bully.

No shit Sherlock. I'm clowning on everyone for jumping here to pickup the low hanging fruit. Chris is an idiot. The reason his idiotic thread got more replies than flies on shit is that everyone wanted to feel superior. You think I DON'T know I called him a retard?

[Blake]

No shit Sherlock. I'm clowning on everyone for jumping here to pickup the low hanging fruit. Chris is an idiot. The reason his idiotic thread got more replies than flies on shit is that everyone wanted to feel superior. You think I DON'T know I called him a retard?

Did that make you feel superior?

[monosylab1k]

No shit Sherlock. I'm clowning on everyone for jumping here to pickup the low hanging fruit. Chris is an idiot. The reason his idiotic thread got more replies than flies on shit is that everyone wanted to feel superior. You think I DON'T know I called him a retard?

This is your life, good to the last drop
Doesn't get any better than this
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time
This isn't a seminar, this isn't a weekend retreat
Where you are now you can't even imagine what the bottom will be like
Only after disaster can we be resurrected
It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything
Nothing is static, everything is evolving, everything is falling apart

[sickdsm]

Did that make you feel superior?
Was I wrong? Probably not since there was only one person who addressed it. Some, such as you, got butt hurt about it.

[sickdsm]

This is your life, good to the last drop
Doesn't get any better than this
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time
This isn't a seminar, this isn't a weekend retreat
Where you are now you can't even imagine what the bottom will be like
Only after disaster can we be resurrected
It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything
Nothing is static, everything is evolving, everything is falling apart
Your go to when you don't have anything useful to say.

[monosylab1k]

Your go to when you don't have anything useful to say.

Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.

[Blake]

Was I wrong? Probably not since there was only one person who addressed it. Some, such as you, got butt hurt about it.

Lol why would I get butthurt about you calling him retarded? I've called him retarded at least 100 times.

I'm just pointing out that you said the bullies picking on Chris here are sad in the same post that you called him retarded.

Did that make you feel superior?

[pgardn]

No shit Sherlock. I'm clowning on everyone for jumping here to pickup the low hanging fruit. Chris is an idiot. The reason his idiotic thread got more replies than flies on shit is that everyone wanted to feel superior. You think I DON'T know I called him a retard?

Im glad Chris posted the Fox article labeled as science.
It let’s me know even more about the lack of understanding of its editors and the general education level of the staff. If picking on low hanging fruit results in more of this revealing stupidity on a national scale I ask the board to pick away.

[AaronY]

excellent debate

[Blake]

Important debate topic, tbh.

Like the op.

[RandomGuy]

lol Cult of Science triggered hard

1 John 1:8 If we say we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us.


Do you not commit the sin of lying? Never?

Deceive yourself, sinner.

[Blake]

1 John 1:8 If we say we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us.


Do you not commit the sin of lying? Never?

Deceive yourself, sinner.

Not sure what you're trying to hammer him on

[RandomGuy]

http://a57.foxnews.com/images.foxnews.com/content/fox-news/science/2018/04/11/biblical-prophecy-claims-rapture-is-coming-april-23-numerologist-says/_jcr_content/par/featured_image/media-0.img.jpg/931/524/1523500658171.jpg?ve=1&tl=1

Donald Trump ― 666 Fifth Avenue Mark of the Beast, Born on a Blood Moon!
Is Donald Trump the Anti-Christ? What do the Prophets and Bible Codes Say?
Trump, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Chairman Mao, Berlusconi and Other Fascists

http://www.thehypertexts.com/Donald%20Trump%20666%20Mark%20of%20the%20Beast.htm


The address of Kushner's tower is 666 fifth avenue.

The signs are all there in front of you. You have picked the wrong team to back, and your soul is forfeit.

Your lies/sins here you keep telling yourself you aren't committing are not going to get you to the place you think you are going.
.

[RandomGuy]

Not sure what you're trying to hammer him on

His sins. The ones he has deceived himself that he is not doing.

[spurraider21]

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2018/04/11/biblical-prophecy-claims-rapture-is-coming-april-23-numerologist-says.html


Why does Fox associate this with science?

.com/science/2018/04/11..... ?

If this was a Muslim prediction based on books and some bizarre numerology crap what would it be classified as?
:lmao didnt realize this was actually posted in their Science section :lmao

[spurraider21]

:lol the book of revelations also says that the stars will fall from the sky to the earth like figs from a tree...

[TeyshaBlue]

Stars=Chinese space stations.

[boutons_deux]

Wait For It...The First 'April 23rd Doomsday' Was Predicted in 1843

https://www.livescience.com/62293-bogus-doomsday-april-23.html?utm_source=ls-newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=20180413-ls

[Blake]

Stars=Chinese space stations.

Lol

[RandomGuy]

Poor fella :lol

1 John 1:8 If we say we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us.


Do you not commit the sin of lying? Never?

Deceive yourself, sinner.

[RandomGuy]

Stars=Chinese space stations.

Kersplody.

We are, once again, still here.

No rapture and mass killings for Chris. I'm sure that makes him sad, which is why this thread got dropped like a hot potato.

smh.

[spurraider21]

:lol fox science section tbh

[RandomGuy]

http://a57.foxnews.com/images.foxnews.com/content/fox-news/science/2018/04/11/biblical-prophecy-claims-rapture-is-coming-april-23-numerologist-says/_jcr_content/par/featured_image/media-0.img.jpg/931/524/1523500658171.jpg?ve=1&tl=1

Donald Trump ― 666 Fifth Avenue Mark of the Beast, Born on a Blood Moon!
Is Donald Trump the Anti-Christ? What do the Prophets and Bible Codes Say?
Trump, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Chairman Mao, Berlusconi and Other Fascists

http://www.thehypertexts.com/Donald%20Trump%20666%20Mark%20of%20the%20Beast.htm


The address of Kushner's tower is 666 fifth avenue.

The signs are all there in front of you. You have picked the wrong team to back, and your soul is forfeit.

No comment at all?

[Spurminator]

WTF happened, Chris?

[RandomGuy]

WTF happened, Chris?

He's getting ready to move.

"It’s weird enough when televangelist Jim Bakker tries selling you giant buckets of food for the Apocalypse. But what he said on his show this week went even further than that.

Bakker is now urging viewers to move to Branson, Missouri, where his show is taped, and buy a condo at his Morningside complex. Because NASA has said that’s the safest place to be when the End Times begin."

???

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/05/03/jim-bakker-buy-my-condos-in-branson-nasa-says-theyll-be-safe-in-the-end-times/

[Pavlov]

WTF happened, Chris?He done got raptured.

We been....

https://pmd205533tn-a.akamaihd.net/eSalt_Media/330/167/LeftBehind_PA.jpg

[RandomGuy]

http://a57.foxnews.com/images.foxnews.com/content/fox-news/science/2018/04/11/biblical-prophecy-claims-rapture-is-coming-april-23-numerologist-says/_jcr_content/par/featured_image/media-0.img.jpg/931/524/1523500658171.jpg?ve=1&tl=1

fapping for the end of hte world... jeez what a dumbass.

Zombie jesus ain't coming back.

[spurraider21]

:lol

[Ef-man]

The theory of rapture is not included in the Bible and was introduced by John Darby Allen so I would be weary about applying that as a blanket to all Christians. As usual, you are uninformed and disengenuous so your questions are rarely worth my time.

God Bless!

Guess qchrisy is on cocaine.

Qchrisy few days ago: Yeah, I am a christian and I’m gonna be raptured!
Qchrisy today: No such thing as rapture in my christianity!

Cocaine is a hell of a drug and God Bless!

[daboom1]

^^the rent free thingy

[Ef-man]

^^the rent free thingy
^^^
The cocaine/religion thingy!

What an idiot pivot!

You have reached max derp level, no need to keep digging.

[RandomGuy]

Not sure tbh, could be.

Do you have something you'd like to confess Pavlov?

Come to pappy.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[RandomGuy]

^^the rent free thingy

You have to be in mind when I am laughing at you.

Again.

:rollin

[benefactor]

:cry save us from the mean liberals sky daddy :cry

[Trainwreck2100]

:cry save us from the mean liberals sky daddy :cry

I thought trump was supposed to do that

[ElNono]

:lol

[pgardn]

Biblical Prophecy claims...

The Bible says nothing about...

Our Chrissy is back.