The beard/peacock haircut hipster fad

[lefty]

Wtf is up with shit?

I can grow a nice beard, but when I do it's really out of laziness.

What those hipsters are doing is fakking retarded, those dudes are obsessed with their beards, beard oils, beard shampoo, balms, brushes and their peacock haircuts

It's like their beards are defining their personality.

And don't get me started on those barbers salons that have been opening left and right by those hipster faggots for hipsters faggots. :lmao

"But muh beard makes me look more masculine" :cry

" I refuse to shave my beard, muh beard, muh guns " :cry

If you think you are a man because you have a beard, then you have an issue :lol

Also :lol most of them look like ass, they must be rocking beards to compensate for their ugliness :lol

[lefty]

Hey beard bro, where you did you buy your modern but fake vintage gentleman lumberjack pomade? :lmao

[SpursforSix]

Fuck. It sounds like you must have been raped by a hipster.

[lefty]

Fuck. It sounds like you must have been raped by a hipster.

:lol you're a victim?

[SpursforSix]

:lol you're a victim?

sort of...your mom's hipster beard pubes masked her penis

[lefty]

sort of...your mom's hipster beard pubes masked her penis

Oh I see


You got


TRIGGERED !!!!!!

You must be a muhbeardmuhgun owner :lol

[SpursforSix]

Oh I see


You got


TRIGGERED !!!!!!

You must be a muhbeardmuhgun owner :lol

I loled at muhbeardmuhgun

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Economy must be doing pretty well with so many hipsters blasting money on beard grooming :lol
There's a hipster barbershop in Deep Ellum that is also part night club in the evenings :lol

[lefty]

There's a hipster barbershop in Deep Ellum that is also part night club in the evenings :lol

Wtf

[SpursforSix]

Economy must be doing pretty well with so many hipsters blasting money on beard grooming :lol
There's a hipster barbershop in Deep Ellum that is also part night club in the evenings :lol

Lol at the thought of a bunch of dudes getting their beards waxed and then all hanging out to party together.

[leemajors]

Shaving is stupid.

[lefty]

I loled at muhbeardmuhgun
:tu

[Isitjustme?]

Whats a peacock haircut?

[SpursforSix]

Whats a peacock haircut?

Bend over, I'll fucking show you the peacock haircut.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Lol at the thought of a bunch of dudes getting their beards waxed and then all hanging out to party together.

Yeah it's called "High and Tight" LOL
They do that "prohibition drinks in a place that looks like an old library" schtick. The bar is actually behind the barbershop but it's all one business.

[Frank Dux]

I cringe when dude refer to their hipster beards as "the beard."

[jsandiego]

Economy must be doing pretty well with so many hipsters blasting money on beard grooming :lol
There's a hipster barbershop in Deep Ellum that is also part night club in the evenings :lol
I have several friends starting a church in Deep Elum and they held a service at High & Tight about a month ago.

[SpursforSix]

I have several friends starting a church in Deep Elum and they held a service at High & Tight about a month ago.

Nice. Did they get to meet stylist, Taylor Hawkins?

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1768/3323/files/bio-1.jpg?2679043564700860284

[SpursforSix]

Or perhaps, this dude...

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1768/3323/files/bio-11.jpg?2679043564700860284

[lefty]

Yeah it's called "High and Tight" LOL
They do that "prohibition drinks in a place that looks like an old library" schtick. The bar is actually behind the barbershop but it's all one business.
"Let's rub our beards while stroking each other's gentlemanly dicks"

[SpursforSix]

Ring ring...

High and Tight: High and Tight...how can we help you?
Me: I want to over pay for an average hair cut.
High and Tight: We can help you with that. What's your stylist preference?
Me: I want someone who's a total asshole.
High and Tight: We'll schedule you with Taylor.

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1768/3323/files/bio-1.jpg?2679043564700860284

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol today's haircuts and beards..

[Avante]

Plain white t-shirt, Wranglers, spit shined brown shoes (the hightlight) Shades, shaved head and a Van Dyke stash, this is my look. And it never changes because of anyone elses anythng.

Key word....clean. Gotta always look clean. And nothing tells you more about a man than his shoes.

[E20]

I have a beard, been about 5 years and growing out my hair currently. I live in the bay no one gives a shit here. I do it out of as an obligation for manliness. Watching shit like Vikings, 300, Sebastian Chabal among other types of shit validated this in my head.

I do however have a disdain for hipsters. Which are not manly and most SJW types.

[SpursforSix]

Plain white t-shirt, Wranglers, spit shined brown shoes (the hightlight) Shades, shaved head and a Van Dyke stash, this is my look. And it never changes because of anyone elses anythng.

Key word....clean. Gotta always look clean. And nothing tells you more about a man than his shoes.

It's Van Dyke "Beard" (or just a "Van Dyke") peckerhead. Or are you saying that you only have the moustache part? Because that wouldn't be a "Van Dyke" anything.

White T : check
Shades: check
Van Dyke Moustache (which is just a moustache: check

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ysY1ZBXT5Fk/T9N_D-Ld4yI/AAAAAAAADYw/9vYZDXBwppQ/s1600/126.JPG

[140]

It's Van Dyke "Beard" (or just a "Van Dyke") peckerhead. Or are you saying that you only have the moustache part? Because that wouldn't be a "Van Dyke" anything.

White T : check
Shades: check
Van Dyke Moustache (which is just a moustache: check

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ysY1ZBXT5Fk/T9N_D-Ld4yI/AAAAAAAADYw/9vYZDXBwppQ/s1600/126.JPG

So clean.

[Avante]

It's Van Dyke "Beard" (or just a "Van Dyke") peckerhead. Or are you saying that you only have the moustache part? Because that wouldn't be a "Van Dyke" anything.

White T : check
Shades: check
Van Dyke Moustache (which is just a moustache: check

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ysY1ZBXT5Fk/T9N_D-Ld4yI/AAAAAAAADYw/9vYZDXBwppQ/s1600/126.JPG

Dude, do you work at stupid?

Educate yourself son, got it?

A Van Dyke is a style of facial hair named after 17th-century Flemish painter
Anthony van Dyck. A Van Dyke specifically consists of any growth of both a
moustache and goatee with all hair on the cheeks shaven.

[SpursforSix]

Dude, do you work at stupid?

Educate yourself son, got it?

A Van Dyke is a style of facial hair named after 17th-century Flemish painter
Anthony van Dyck. A Van Dyke specifically consists of any growth of both a
moustache and goatee with all hair on the cheeks shaven.


You said you you had a Van Dyke "moustache". Which isn't a thing.

[Avante]

You said you you had a Van Dyke "moustache". Which isn't a thing.

Dude, are you retarded? VAN DYKE.....tells you what? Stupid, why not just say..moustache, now thinik ya little shit, ok?

I don't wear anything with patterns or writing on it other than a Niner ballcap, everything is a solid. Now notice I said...Niner...ballcap, which tells you what? Yep, just like VAN DYKE.

[SpursforSix]

Dude, are you retarded? VAN DYKE.....tells you what? Stupid, why not just say..moustache, now thinik ya little shit, ok?

I don't wear anything with patterns or writing on it other than a Niner ballcap, everything is a solid. Now notice I said...Niner...ballcap, which tells you what? Yep, just like VAN DYKE.

The only Van Dyke you are is Dick.

[Avante]

The only Van Dyke you are is Dick.

Dude, why would I even mention....VAN DYKE...for just an ordinary stash, well?

Dude, ya try way too hard to be funny and a pest, ok? Slow that shit down ya suck at it, ok?

[chunticakes]

It's Van Dyke "Beard" (or just a "Van Dyke") peckerhead. Or are you saying that you only have the moustache part? Because that wouldn't be a "Van Dyke" anything.

White T : check
Shades: check
Van Dyke Moustache (which is just a moustache: check

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ysY1ZBXT5Fk/T9N_D-Ld4yI/AAAAAAAADYw/9vYZDXBwppQ/s1600/126.JPG

FRESH AF.