Update on the Kawhi situation

[lefty]

Does anyone have an update?

Can't find Wojtek tbh

[Dex]

I'm not sure if there are any threads about this on the front page.

[Robz4000]

If Wojtek and tspence haven't updated on it then there's nothing to report.

[Spurs9]

If tspence haven't updated on it then there's nothing to report.

[gospursgojas]

Last update I saw was a vid of uncle Dennis leading him around New York on one of those kids leashes.

[Spur|n|Austin]

TSpence apparently has a good inside scoop, check out his twitter.

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TSpence apparently has a good inside scoop, check out his twitter.

What's his handle?

[SAGirl]

did you need another thread for this?

[rjv]

there should just be a kawhi forum now.

[Ron Swanson]

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Kawhi pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

[Stabula]

What a barrage of shitty jokes

[phxspurfan]

Apparently The Situation wants to get married in Italy.

http://people.com/tv/mike-situation-sorrentino-lauren-pesce-want-destination-wedding/

[ducks]

Does anyone have an update?

Can't find Wojtek tbh
No threads on Leonard on forum
Roll eyes

[ducks]

Rumor is pop had Leonard balls in his mouth trying to make up with him

[K...]

I hear he can wipe one ass cheek, but totally falls over in pain if he does both, still a work in progress

[SnakeBoy]

No updates yet. Strange how nobody is talking about the Kawhi situation.

[TXstbobcat]

So the update is that there is no update on the Kawhi situation.

[TheGreatYacht]

If Jeff McDonalds ain't reporting it, I ain't believing it.

[exstatic]

So the update is that there is no update on the Kawhi situation.

Should have been a question mark in the thread title, but it was probably omitted purposefully to get clicks.

[Play Boban]

I heard he and Unc were having sexy time.

[TheDoctor]

If Jeff McDonalds ain't reporting it, I ain't believing it.
:lmao

[hater]

Uncle Lavar Leonard is busy reading potty training books

[Dex]

No updates yet. Strange how nobody is talking about the Kawhi situation.

Would be surprised if anything concrete happened before the end of the season. More likely around draft time.

[spurs10]

Er....anything? ANYTHING!!!!!??? Wingstop sighting? AAAANNNNNYYYYTTTTHHHHINGGG!!!!???

:bang

[tholdren]

Kl still looking for his balls. Will sign w knicks

[RGMCSE]

I’m pretty sure he eats for free at chipotle. But the fact he can’t wipe his own ass yet is probably a bad idea to eat there right now.

[SuperCam]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e6/0b/e4/e60be4cf4837a6693daf55df39ff7061.jpg

Anyone see Jabari tweet out this Kiwi X-ray pics? Doesn't look good tbh

[BackHome]

Nothing is going to happens until after playoffs then let the bidding begin.

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This is pretty good.

https://youtu.be/kfcZ8ukCa9I

[BackHome]

Pretty darn good got me at the HEB commercials. Lol

[exstatic]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e6/0b/e4/e60be4cf4837a6693daf55df39ff7061.jpg

Anyone see Jabari tweet out this Kiwi X-ray pics? Doesn't look good tbh

Nice try. That’s like the hip flexor, nowhere near the quad. LOL.

[RGMCSE]

This is pretty good.

https://youtu.be/kfcZ8ukCa9I

This is really good! It has a little bit of Flight of the Concords feel to it.

[E20]

i got an update:

kawhi's a cuck. his uncle is effing his gf/wife/dog while he watches on a leash

edit: just got some news kawhi's undergoing surgery to complete his transformation, he's pussy will now be fully functional and uncle dennis can have at him

[tholdren]

His mom has a happy trail

[MaNu4Tres]

I'm not sure if there are any threads about this on the front page.

No way a message board poster could know anyone in San Antonio. Lol sources.

[SnakeBoy]

So has anybody heard anything yet?