This Han Solo movie looks so unnecessary

[AaronY]

Really annoying they couldn't just create a new character and have Harrison Ford always be Solo. Also, a shame solo is not a black guy so the alt-right could shit on this movie. If the white guy gets to star in the awful remakes then their shittiness is fine I guess. E

[AaronY]

I mean we already had a young Han Solo movie it was called Star Wars.

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

Yeah it looks like it will be the first bad Star Wars movie from Disney.

[Blake]

"Holy shit! Han Solo in a prequel?! That's even better than Darth! With the blasters and the cool ship? He's a badass bounty hunter!"

"Yeah, and in this movie, you get to see him as a little kid!"

"Wait.. what? So you mean he's got a young wookie as a pet and he's shooting people and stuff, right?"

"No, he's just a little kid and his daddy dies and he's very sad."


If George Lucas were to write the script tbhimo

[SpursforSix]

I'd rather see a subtitled movie about the Tuscan Raiders and Jawa

[AaronY]

Yeah it looks like it will be the first bad Star Wars movie from Disney.
I've liked the news ones too. I just saw the last one recently and it had some fucking cringey comedy and I could see people not liking the new powers but I thought it worked and was mostly good but this is annoying to me. This is the problem with Hollywood people make a big deal when they recast shit with non-white guys but if the Adam Sandler crew had remade Ghostbusters it would have been just as shitty and no one would have complained that much. Always rehashing shit. They should just come up with new characters in the Star Wars world.

[Blake]

I'd rather see a subtitled movie about the Tuscan Raiders and Jawa

I could go for a Sand People: a Star Wars story movie I think.

We see one of the Sand People as a little kid. He's destined to be the next ruler but thinks his father getting killed by a stampeding herd of whomp rats is his fault and runs away. The evil uncle takes over and forms a new dawn where jawa and sandpeople uneasily coexist. That's all I got so far.

[SpursforSix]

I could go for a Sand People: a Star Wars story movie I think.

We see one of the Sand People as a little kid. He's destined to be the next ruler but thinks his father getting killed by a stampeding herd of whomp rats is his fault and runs away. The evil uncle takes over and forms a new dawn where jawa and sandpeople uneasily coexist. That's all I got so far.

I don't like it. I'd rather see some kind of story where some pirate wrongs one of the Tuscan Raiders. Maybe steals a droid from them when they're on route to the Jawa. Then the Raiders end up attacking the cantina or something.

[AaronY]

20 years from now we will be seeing Asteroid Worm: The Movie, would be like tremors but with Skywalkers fighting it.

[AaronY]

That asteroid worm in Empire really was so fucking stupid. I mean that movie's awesome and I even liked the scene but Jesus. What was it breathing and eating out there in deep space? Good thing that one didn't star a black guy or a woman or it would have gotten savaged

[Reck]

The stand alone movies have been better than the actual main ones. That's saying a lot these days.

[Chris]

Haven't watched any of the new Star Wars movies. :td

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

Haven't watched any of the new Star Wars movies. :td
Why not?

[lefty]

Can't be worse than The Last Jedi

[Xevious]

Looks like crap. There are a million stories you could tell within the Star Wars universe. Stop rehashing the same old shit.

[Joseph Kony]

Why not?

that should be obvious :lol

[Spurtacular]

Stage I - Depression


Really annoying they couldn't just create a new character and have Harrison Ford always be Solo. Also, a shame solo is not a black guy so the alt-right could shit on this movie. If the white guy gets to star in the awful remakes then their shittiness is fine I guess. E
Stage II - Anger


I mean we already had a young Han Solo movie it was called Star Wars.
Stage III - Bargaining


I've liked the news ones too. I just saw the last one recently and it had some fucking cringey comedy and I could see people not liking the new powers but I thought it worked and was mostly good but this is annoying to me. This is the problem with Hollywood people make a big deal when they recast shit with non-white guys but if the Adam Sandler crew had remade Ghostbusters it would have been just as shitty and no one would have complained that much. Always rehashing shit. They should just come up with new characters in the Star Wars world.
Stage IV - Depression


20 years from now we will be seeing Asteroid Worm: The Movie, would be like tremors but with Skywalkers fighting it.
Stage V - Acceptance


That asteroid worm in Empire really was so fucking stupid. I mean that movie's awesome and I even liked the scene but Jesus. What was it breathing and eating out there in deep space? Good thing that one didn't star a black guy or a woman or it would have gotten savaged

[leemajors]

Stage VI - Trying Really Fucking Hard

[Blake]

I don't like it. I'd rather see some kind of story where some pirate wrongs one of the Tuscan Raiders. Maybe steals a droid from them when they're on route to the Jawa. Then the Raiders end up attacking the cantina or something.

I got another idea that I would need your Star Wars track/blues expertise on.

It's about black Sand athletes that could run really fast while also focusing on blues players in local Mos Eisley cantinas.

One more movie I have on the back burner is called Planet Olangapo. Might be more of a documentary.

[DJR210]

Star Wars was doomed as soon as Disney bought it.. It used to feel like an event, now it's just summer movie fodder

[Blake]

Yeah Star Wars is clearly doomed

[spurraider21]

yeah these last 3 movies are 3 of the 25 highest grossing films ever

TFA and TLJ are both top 10

[chunticakes]

Let's be real. It's gonna suck.

And we're still gonna watch. :lmao

[SpursforSix]

Let's be real. It's gonna suck.

And we're still gonna watch. :lmao

Yes! I'll wear my Harrison Ford mask and pantaloons!

[Chris]

Han Solo should be black/trans if they really want to make $$$ This current iteration comes off as privileged and I like my scoundrels to be scrappy.

[Pavlov]

Han Solo should be black/trans if they really want to make $$$ This current iteration comes off as privileged and I like my scoundrels to be scrappy.:lol bitter about Star Wars.

[AaronY]

Honestly not to fag out but Star Wars was super special to my childhood and with the despecialized editions still being out there and him starting out as a me-first person to becoming a hero to the way he was written out in Force Awakens I thought his whole story arc was perfect for him. Solo could then go down as one of the all time great characters. Now they are just going to water the shit down endlessly and dampen the impact of his whole storyline.

[Chris]

It was super special to most of our childhoods. After Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull I said "never again."

[Spurtacular]

Stage VI - Trying Really Fucking Hard

Calling yourself out as you're doing the action.

:lol Today's slob.

[Spurtacular]

Honestly not to fag out but Star Wars was super special to my childhood and with the despecialized editions still being out there and him starting out as a me-first person to becoming a hero to the way he was written out in Force Awakens I thought his whole story arc was perfect for him. Solo could then go down as one of the all time great characters. Now they are just going to water the shit down endlessly and dampen the impact of his whole storyline.

"Let the past die. Kill it if you have to."

SJW Star Wars

Are you still in denial about this not being done by design?

[Pavlov]

A movie franchise changed over the course of 30 years?

WOW!

[Spurtacular]

A movie franchise changed over the course of 30 years?

WOW!

I'll let you die. I'll (figuratively) kill you if I have to.

[Pavlov]

I'll let you die. I'll (figuratively) kill you if I have to.Kill what?

Explain the plan.

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

Han Solo should be black/trans if they really want to make $$$ This current iteration comes off as privileged and I like my scoundrels to be scrappy.
How would you know?

[Chinook]

I never liked Han, so seeing a whole movie about him doesn't appeal to me at all. I probably won't even read the book on this.

[Othyus Lalanne]

A movie franchise changed over the course of 30 years?

WOW!

They experimented a lot in the EU. Never did something this stupid as the last movie.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

The way mainstream America opens their mouths and swallows anything Donnie Glover shits out prob means it'll be the biggest Star Wars movie of all time.

[spurraider21]

anyone who dares criticize this movie will face the wrath of cuppycake gumdrop

[monosylab1k]

Yeah it looks like it will be the first bad Star Wars movie from Disney.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

I bet ElNoNo prob likes Donn Glovv

[Spurtacular]

There's gonna be a boycott, but I doubt the Star Wars nerds will resist. They need their fix like monoslob needs to quote himself.

[Chris]

There's gonna be a boycott, but I doubt the Star Wars nerds will resist. They need their fix like monoslob needs to quote himself.

SAD!

[140]

The way mainstream America opens their mouths and swallows anything Donnie Glover shits out prob means it'll be the biggest Star Wars movie of all time.

:lol tbh...Not sure what's so great about this dude

[koriwhat]

Yeah it looks like it will be the first bad Star Wars movie from Disney.

but not the first bad star wars movie... list them all and you got the answer to mediocrity pandered to the trendy masses.

[SpursforSix]

If ya knew anything...Han Solo was a big guy. Tall. Not bulky but you certainly could see the muscles rippling under his blouse.

It was already a stretch slotting Harrison Ford as Solo. Now...this new guy...5'9"???? Doesn't work.

[Darth_Pelican]

If ya knew anything...Han Solo was a big guy. Tall. Not bulky but you certainly could see the muscles rippling under his blouse.

It was already a stretch slotting Harrison Ford as Solo. Now...this new guy...5'9"???? Doesn't work.

:lol I know exactly what you're referring to.

[Blake]

If ya knew anything...Han Solo was a big guy. Tall. Not bulky but you certainly could see the muscles rippling under his blouse.

It was already a stretch slotting Harrison Ford as Solo. Now...this new guy...5'9"???? Doesn't work.

Yes it was a Reach

[ElNono]

I bet ElNoNo prob likes Donn Glovv

well, that's random

[140]

well, that's random

Do you, though

[Spurtacular]

Stage I - Depression


Stage II - Anger


Stage III - Bargaining


Stage IV - Depression


Stage V - Acceptance

Post of the year material.

[Othyus Lalanne]

There's gonna be a boycott, but I doubt the Star Wars nerds will resist. They need their fix like monoslob needs to quote himself.

There is the EU.

[monosylab1k]

There's gonna be a boycott, but I doubt the Star Wars nerds will resist.

Or, as some would call it, “not a boycott”.

[Spurtacular]

Or, as some would call it, “not a boycott”.

Perhaps, slob. Hard to take you serious when I'm looking at a 16-year-old Nazi though. :lol

[leemajors]

Biting Fabbs, sad.

[AaronY]

There is the EU.
Are you like a real life retard?

[Othyus Lalanne]

Are you like a real life retard?

Are you like a person that thinks i care about what he thinks or feels?

[AaronY]

Are you like a person that thinks i care about what he thinks or feels?
I know you care you sad loser or else you wouldnt respond.

Youre sitting here getting dickslapped on a basketball message board at 4 in the morning. Sad!

[Othyus Lalanne]

I know you care you sad loser or else you wouldnt respond.

Youre sitting here getting dickslapped on a basketball message board at 4 in the morning. Sad!

Bitch you ain't got no argument. Shut up and stick to watching pornhub or something more Interneting on your level.

[AaronY]

Bitch you ain't got no argument. Shut up and stick to watching pornhub or something more Interneting on your level.
Keep talking bud people will think you're cool any minute now. Tell em about the EU some more. Fucking globalists POS amirite? totally fucking up your life big time

[AaronY]

In case anyone wants to know where I stand on this Solo I voted stay during Brexit..that should tell you all you need to know

[Othyus Lalanne]

Keep talking bud people will think you're cool any minute now. Tell em about the EU some more. Fucking globalists POS amirite? totally fucking up your life big time

I think the only cool thing about Spurstalk about avatar and sub sizes. So why the fuck would i care about being cool on this tiny ass platform?

Everyone's.

[AaronY]

I think the only cool thing about Spurstalk about avatar and sub sizes. So why the fuck would i care about being cool on this tiny ass platform?

Everyone's.
Keep telling em you dont care bud..over and over..its the only way they'll ever know.

You're like a real life retard, tho rite?

I mean you technically never did answer the question. I would deny it personally if I was you

[AaronY]

But all signs do point to yes

[AaronY]

excellent debate

[Othyus Lalanne]

Keep telling em you dont care bud..over and over..its the only way they'll ever know.

You're like a real life retard, tho rite?

I mean you technically never did answer the question. I would deny it personally if I was you

That's because you would care enough what others think because you are some wannabe online tough guy retard.

So tell me about the IRL good things that come from being Spursdtalk cool retard? What do other users say since being a retard you cannot be cool.


excellent debate


What the fuck would a retarded wannabe internet tough know about that?

[AaronY]

That's because you would care enough what others think because you are some wannabe online tough guy retard.

So tell me about the IRL good things that come from being Spursdtalk cool retard? What do other users say since being a retard you cannot be cool.
ooh the "I know you are but what am I?" strategy for this retard thing. thats pretty good mayne. didnt see that coming

[AaronY]

That's because you would care enough what others think because you are some wannabe online tough guy retard.

So tell me about the IRL good things that come from being Spursdtalk cool retard? What do other users say since being a retard you cannot be cool.



What the fuck would a retarded wannabe internet tough know about that?

Whats the EU thing for Star Wars. Im sure its intelligent I just need to know what it is

[Othyus Lalanne]

ooh the "I know you are but what am I?" strategy for this retard thing. thats pretty good mayne. didnt see that coming

Internet wannabe tough guys a pretty much trogoldytes...

i feel you bro...

This is even more pathetic if you are a woman.

[Othyus Lalanne]

Whats the EU thing for Star Wars. Im sure its intelligent I just need to know what it is
Expanded universe.

All Star Wars video games before the Disney takeover were practically canon along with Books, comics and some other stuff.

[AaronY]

Internet wannabe tough guys a pretty much trogoldytes...

i feel you bro...

This is even more pathetic if you are a woman.
Thats real good man can you post some dumb shit down here now↓↓↓↓

[Othyus Lalanne]

Disney Star Wars is is well done.

[AaronY]

Disney Star Wars is is well done.
Are you a troll of somebody's or do you live in another country or something and an ESL speaker?

[Othyus Lalanne]

Are you a troll of somebody's or do you live in another country or something and an ESL speaker?

I was on site once where i put my real name an everything out there.

Spurstalk is a give 0 information type of site. Sorry, that's my policy.

[spurraider21]

btw... this is pretty good :lol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paxgKBUK4wQ

[angrydude]

Just chiming in that Kathleen Kennedy can go fuck herself

[Spurminator]

3/10. Easily the most inconsequential and inessential film of the entire franchise, including the prequels. I had low expectations and it didn't come close. I'm not sure I'd say it's worse than Phantom Menace yet, but it's in the conversation.

I won't get into it much until more people have seen it. But one of my biggest complaints about the movie has nothing to do with story, characters, acting, continuity, etc. (I have complaints about all of those things as well)

It's the fucking lighting. That's the worst lit movie I've ever seen. The background in almost every scene is brighter than the foreground, which is unnecessarily dark and makes it hard to read facial expressions for most of the film. Ever taken an indoor photo of people with a window nearby, and the window is by far the brightest thing in the picture while the people are almost silhouettes by comparison? That's how this whole fucking movie is shot. Seeing how most of the backgrounds are CGI, I don't understand how this could be messed up as badly as it was. It's like a DC movie except there's always something really bright behind the characters.

[spurraider21]

3/10. Easily the most inconsequential and inessential film of the entire franchise, including the prequels. I had low expectations and it didn't come close. I'm not sure I'd say it's worse than Phantom Menace yet, but it's in the conversation.

I won't get into it much until more people have seen it. But one of my biggest complaints about the movie has nothing to do with story, characters, acting, continuity, etc. (I have complaints about all of those things as well)

It's the fucking lighting. That's the worst lit movie I've ever seen. The background in almost every scene is brighter than the foreground, which is unnecessarily dark and makes it hard to read facial expressions for most of the film. Ever taken an indoor photo of people with a window nearby, and the window is by far the brightest thing in the picture while the people are almost silhouettes by comparison? That's how this whole fucking movie is shot. Seeing how most of the backgrounds are CGI, I don't understand how this could be messed up as badly as it was. It's like a DC movie except there's always something really bright behind the characters.
thats unfortunate. i was hoping the move would be






























































































































































lit

[monosylab1k]

thats unfortunate. i was hoping the move would be











































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lit

fixed

[spurraider21]

thanks tbh

[Xevious]

3/10. Easily the most inconsequential and inessential film of the entire franchise, including the prequels. I had low expectations and it didn't come close. I'm not sure I'd say it's worse than Phantom Menace yet, but it's in the conversation.

I won't get into it much until more people have seen it. But one of my biggest complaints about the movie has nothing to do with story, characters, acting, continuity, etc. (I have complaints about all of those things as well)

It's the fucking lighting. That's the worst lit movie I've ever seen. The background in almost every scene is brighter than the foreground, which is unnecessarily dark and makes it hard to read facial expressions for most of the film. Ever taken an indoor photo of people with a window nearby, and the window is by far the brightest thing in the picture while the people are almost silhouettes by comparison? That's how this whole fucking movie is shot. Seeing how most of the backgrounds are CGI, I don't understand how this could be messed up as badly as it was. It's like a DC movie except there's always something really bright behind the characters.
I expect more of the same if the Obi Wan, Boba Fett, etc movies ever come to pass (minus the bad lighting). Disney needs to quit milking the same old characters/storylines.

[leemajors]

Or not get Ron Howard to direct them.

[monosylab1k]

Even though it looks shitty, I don’t get the “unnecessary” or “pointless” complaints. Literally every movie ever made can be called pointless and unnecessary.

[Xevious]

Or not get Ron Howard to direct them.
He wasn't the original director. He was brought on in the middle of the project iirc because he can deliver a completed product underbudget and with time to spare.

[leemajors]

He wasn't the original director. He was brought on in the middle of the project iirc because he can deliver a completed product underbudget and with time to spare.

I know, I just don't really care for his movies outside of Splash.

[Xevious]

I know, I just don't really care for his movies outside of Splash.
He always came off to me as just a guy that shoots whatever is on the page, never trying to inject his own "style" into anything, never takes risks, etc. And as such, his movies are rarely memorable.

Apollo 13 is probably the highlight of his career.

[Texas_Ranger]

KK needs to fuck off. Her stupid decision to turn star wars into sjw bullshit has fucked up this franchise. I never thought that I would say this, but the prequels are a master piece compared to this disney shit. Rogue one was the only decent movie, force awakens was just a copy paste, the last jedi made me dead inside and this soylo is just pathetic. I also don't care for boba fett or obi wan. Make something original already. Fuck.

[AaronY]

KK needs to fuck off. Her stupid decision to turn star wars into sjw bullshit has fucked up this franchise. I never thought that I would say this, but the prequels are a master piece compared to this disney shit. Rogue one was the only decent movie, force awakens was just a copy paste, the last jedi made me dead inside and this soylo is just pathetic. I also don't care for boba fett or obi wan. Make something original already. Fuck.
Other than that annoying fat asian chick in the last jedi I have no idea what liberal agenda these movies are supposed to have tbh. People are really reaching. If last jedi sucked it was because of the new powers and the comedy not some political agenda

[Spurminator]

Solo had an overtly feminist Droid but she was more of a characature than anything sincere. I'm sure she'll still annoy the shit out of the gamergate types.

[Texas_Ranger]

Other than that annoying fat asian chick in the last jedi I have no idea what liberal agenda these movies are supposed to have tbh. People are really reaching. If last jedi sucked it was because of the new powers and the comedy not some political agenda

The last jedi without any politics sucks. Rian Johnson shat on everything from the force awakens and destroyed it. And until KK who is wearing ''the force is female'' shirts is the president of Lucas Film this franchise will be doomed.

[Chris]

KK needs to fuck off. Her stupid decision to turn star wars into sjw bullshit has fucked up this franchise. I never thought that I would say this, but the prequels are a master piece compared to this disney shit. Rogue one was the only decent movie, force awakens was just a copy paste, the last jedi made me dead inside and this soylo is just pathetic. I also don't care for boba fett or obi wan. Make something original already. Fuck.

A few other people told me Rogue One was totally worth watching despite the Disney faggotry.

[AaronY]

The last jedi without any politics sucks. Rian Johnson shat on everything from the force awakens and destroyed it. And until KK who is wearing ''the force is female'' shirts is the president of Lucas Film this franchise will be doomed.
So you are mad about a T-shirt one lady wore offscreen?

[Texas_Ranger]

So you are mad about a T-shirt one lady wore offscreen?

no i am not really mad. It's just disappointing the direction that SW has gone to. I understand if some people like this new stuff, I just don't.

[Texas_Ranger]

A few other people told me Rogue One was totally worth watching despite the Disney faggotry.

The characters in the movie are pretty boring but the story is pretty good. Watched it 3 times now and it gets better every time while the Force Awakens just gets worse. I won't be watching Last Jedi ever again, that movie was pathetic.

[monosylab1k]

The characters in the movie are pretty boring but the story is pretty good. Watched it 3 times now and it gets better every time while the Force Awakens just gets worse. I won't be watching Last Jedi ever again, that movie was pathetic.

Yeah how dare a story about a bunch of wetbacks and gooks and girls (yuck) be told! Give me my good ol white male Star Wars back!

[monosylab1k]

:lmao and to think this entire retarded, whiny ass “:cry Star Wars is SJW crap :cry” bitchfest started because they dared to show a black Stormtrooper in the first TFA trailer a year before the movie came out.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

So glad the reddit community is ripping this one up.
Lol solo

[Texas_Ranger]

Yeah how dare a story about a bunch of wetbacks and gooks and girls (yuck) be told! Give me my good ol white male Star Wars back!

I don't have anything about john boyega, daisy ridley or any actor in the movies. I just find them not interesting. Its just my opinion, no need to get mad about it. If you like it thats great.

[monosylab1k]

I don't have anything about john boyega, daisy ridley or any actor in the movies. I just find them not interesting. Its just my opinion, no need to get mad about it. If you like it thats great.

:lmao magically backing off the whole SJW angle when called out on it. Now suddenly it’s just “I didn’t like the movies”

[DPG21920]

Movie was fine. It was not an all-time move but far from bad.

[Xevious]

I don't get the SJW argument at all, which usually leads to something that was said or done off-screen. None of the movies have pushed any type of liberal agenda that I've seen (haven't seen Solo yet though). Conservatives will claim victory soon enough though when Solo fails to meet financial expectations, stating that it was a result of some boycott. :lol It has nothing to do with the fact that the movie doesn't look good or that it has been less than six months since the last Star Wars movie.

[ElNono]

Do you, though

no idea who that is

[LaMarcus Bryant]

LMAO of course DPG would spend money on this on memorial day

[Mikeanaro]

People at Lucasfilm are really starting to take the charm and innocence out of the Star Wars franchise. Why is there a demand that every character now has to have a fully defined sexual identity and orientation? I miss the days when nobody looked past Leia's brass bikini and the fact that she kissed her brother a couple times.

[spurraider21]

haven't heard good things about it. while probably go check it out this weekend anyway. because moviepass

[Xevious]

People at Lucasfilm are really starting to take the charm and innocence out of the Star Wars franchise. Why is there a demand that every character now has to have a fully defined sexual identity and orientation? I miss the days when nobody looked past Leia's brass bikini and the fact that she kissed her brother a couple times.
What character has a "fully defined sexual identity" in these new films? And have you actually watched the movie in question?

[Spurtacular]

haven't heard good things about it. while probably go check it out this weekend anyway. because moviepass

I would if I had the pass. But I cannot imagine the ship on this franchise has been righted.

[Mikeanaro]

What character has a "fully defined sexual identity" in these new films? And have you actually watched the movie in question?
Lando would fuck everything, humans aliens ewoks.

https://dorksideoftheforce.com/2018/05/17/lando-calrissian-sexual-orientation/
(https://dorksideoftheforce.com/2018/05/17/lando-calrissian-sexual-orientation/)

The definition of such orientation is:


pansexual: not limited in sexual choice with regard to biological sex, gender or gender identity.

As for Lando Calrissian, the point of his character being pansexual is displaying that he’s a real wild card and does whatever the hell he pleases.

Fuck that shit, dont want a freak show, thanks for fucking Star Wars a little more.

[DPG21920]

LMAO of course DPG would spend money on this on memorial day

I mean, not that it changes the fact I would have spent money, but I didn’t. DPG has dat moviepass

[monosylab1k]

I’m guessing there’s a brief joke where Lando makes a pass at an alien and the Ben Shapiros of the world spun it as “ZOMG PANSEXUAL LANDO SJW BULLSHIT RUINS STAR WARS”

[monosylab1k]

Captain Kirk fucks aliens too, where is the OMG PANSEXUAL KIRK SJW STAR TREK campaign?

[Trill Clinton]

It was just okay to me.

[spurraider21]

I’m guessing there’s a brief joke where Lando makes a pass at an alien and the Ben Shapiros of the world spun it as “ZOMG PANSEXUAL LANDO SJW BULLSHIT RUINS STAR WARS”


Captain Kirk fucks aliens too, where is the OMG PANSEXUAL KIRK SJW STAR TREK campaign?
https://pics.me.me/good-good-let-the-butthurt-flow-through-you-30583680.png

[monosylab1k]

https://media.giphy.com/media/fx4msdUIB5mHm/giphy.gif

[Spurminator]

Today's alt-right MRA would never have been able to watch the original Star Trek when it was on TV, with all of its progressive social ideas and themes.

[Spurminator]

Anyway, can we talk spoilers now? Like, (xxxxx) is seriously alive? How?

I understand this is explained in Rebels or Clone Wars, so is the expectation that the casual Star Wars fan like myself is going to have to go watch 10 seasons of cartoons to catch up on canonical storylines?

[leemajors]

Anyway, can we talk spoilers now? Like, (xxxxx) is seriously alive? How?

I understand this is explained in Rebels or Clone Wars, so is the expectation that the casual Star Wars fan like myself is going to have to go watch 10 seasons of cartoons to catch up on canonical storylines?

Clone Wars starts out slow, but it ended up being a pretty good show and actually made Anakin seem somewhat human. Rebels was really good, too. xxx's storylines in both were excellent. Both of them have a lot of Jedi/Sith lore if you're at all interested in that stuff.

[Xevious]

The question is how they're going to use that character going forward. You'd think he'd be in the Obi Wan movie, but I'm not sure if they're going to leave his death for Rebels or film it for the movies as comparitively very few have seen the cartoons.

[Spurminator]

It completely threw me off because suddenly I was trying to figure out if Solo was supposed to be pre-prequels, but that didn't make sense.

[leemajors]

The question is how they're going to use that character going forward. You'd think he'd be in the Obi Wan movie, but I'm not sure if they're going to leave his death for Rebels or film it for the movies as comparitively very few have seen the cartoons.

Rebels finished a few months ago. Filioni is moving to a new animated Star Wars show, and he has really done the best Star Wars stuff there is couched in a cartoon.

[Raven]

A few other people told me Rogue One was totally worth watching despite the Disney faggotry.

It's not though. It's very very bad. you give absolutely 0 crap about anything that is happening and you get really bored, really quick.

A 3 star movie imo, which is still a lot better than the other ones.

[Raven]

:lmao magically backing off the whole SJW angle when called out on it. Now suddenly it’s just “I didn’t like the movies”

... i mean Solo has a droid who's character is being a black woman that complains about social injustice ..

[Raven]

I’m guessing there’s a brief joke where Lando makes a pass at an alien and the Ben Shapiros of the world spun it as “ZOMG PANSEXUAL LANDO SJW BULLSHIT RUINS STAR WARS”

no there's a long dialogue about Lando wanting to fuck its droid and how that would work.. then when the droid gets destroyed lando is devastated and stuff like that...

[monosylab1k]

... i mean Solo has a droid who's character is being a black woman that complains about social injustice ..

:lmao a droid freeing other droids is suddenly a black SJW woman :lmao

[monosylab1k]

This movie was way better than I expected. The way Han and Chewy meet is lame, but overall it’s fun and harmless but not really memorable. 6.5/10 tbh

[spurraider21]

http://i.imgur.com/vDxJOf6.gif

[monosylab1k]

:lmao “it didn’t suck” = rimjobbing

Philo gon’ Philo

[Chris]

This is one of the best things I've ever seen.

Y2oousUyfvw

[Chris]

It's not though. It's very very bad. you give absolutely 0 crap about anything that is happening and you get really bored, really quick.

A 3 star movie imo, which is still a lot better than the other ones.

:tu I was told the ending was cool because it syncs with episode 4. Also Vader is supposed to be a real badass.

[Raven]

:tu I was told the ending was cool because it syncs with episode 4. Also Vader is supposed to be a real badass.

yeah, i remember that.. that scene lasts 50 seconds and he's just killing no name soldiers.. They at least had the chance to get him to kill the main characters.. i mean they die because of a planetary bomb or something.. lame

[Raven]

:lmao a droid freeing other droids is suddenly a black SJW woman :lmao

I mean, you'll have a very hard time to deny this .. it asked for equal rights for droids, it mentioned social injustice multiple times, it freed everyone not just droid, it has a large "ass" compared to the rest of the body, speaks in a blatantly stereotypical black woman way..

[Othyus Lalanne]

The old EU barely engaged with droid rights for a good reason.

[monosylab1k]

I mean, you'll have a very hard time to deny this .. it asked for equal rights for droids, it mentioned social injustice multiple times, it freed everyone not just droid, it has a large "ass" compared to the rest of the body, speaks in a blatantly stereotypical black woman way..

:lmao you’re a moron

[Spurminator]

I mean, you'll have a very hard time to deny this .. it asked for equal rights for droids, it mentioned social injustice multiple times, it freed everyone not just droid, it has a large "ass" compared to the rest of the body, speaks in a blatantly stereotypical black woman way..

:lol L3 was voiced by a white Brit. She sounded nothing like a stereotypical black woman.

https://static.goldderby.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Phoebe-Waller-Bridge-620x360.jpg

[rjv]

lol at snowflakes complaining about liberal ideas and social awareness in a genre that has always been on the forefront of such matters.

[benefactor]

http://i.imgur.com/vDxJOf6.gif
:lol...still the GOAT gif

[spurraider21]

:lol...still the GOAT gif
credit to Splits iirc

[Quadzilla99]

lol at snowflakes complaining about liberal ideas and social awareness in a genre that has always been on the forefront of such matters.

They live in a country where Democrats have won 6 of the last 7 popular votes for President and then are shocked when they find Democrat views in public

[Othyus Lalanne]

They live in a country where Democrats have won 6 of the last 7 popular votes for President and then are shocked when they find Democrat views in public

You know what a global bluckbuster is?


lol at snowflakes complaining about liberal ideas and social awareness in a genre that has always been on the forefront of such matters.

You mean fantasy or sci fi?

It's not an indie sci fi flick.

I's motherfucking Star Wars aka the superbowl of movies.

[leemajors]

You know what a global bluckbuster is?



You mean fantasy or sci fi?

It's not an indie sci fi flick.

I's motherfucking Star Wars aka the superbowl of movies.

Left Hand of Darkness was published in 1969 and features one of the most well known androgynous characters in Sci Fi.

[Othyus Lalanne]

Left Hand of Darkness was published in 1969 and features one of the most well known androgynous characters in Sci Fi.

And there is also a lot of libertarian sci fi. Irrelevant.

[Spurminator]

You know what a global bluckbuster is?

You mean fantasy or sci fi?

It's not an indie sci fi flick.

I's motherfucking Star Wars aka the superbowl of movies.

I take it you were greatly disturbed when Gone With the Wind introduced the vulgar word "damn" into film dialogue.

:lol at anything in any Star Wars movie being considered outside of the mainstream or overtly political.

Some of y'all act like there's a subplot where a lesbian decides to abort her baby because her planet is not sufficiently Socialist to raise a child in.

[Othyus Lalanne]

I take it you were greatly disturbed when Gone With the Wind introduced the vulgar word "damn" into film dialogue.

:lol at anything in any Star Wars movie being considered outside of the mainstream or overtly political.

Some of y'all act like there's a subplot where a lesbian decides to abort her baby because her planet is not sufficiently Socialist to raise a child in.
I take it your head is up your ass.

KK Star Wars is some stupid ass political prog pandering, way worse than the prequels.

You can exxagerate but it does not mean we don't have a problem.

[monosylab1k]

I take it your head is up your ass.

KK Star Wars is some stupid ass political prog pandering, way worse than the prequels.

You can exxagerate but it does not mean we don't have a problem.

You and those of your ilk have the problem. The Star Wars movies don’t.

[Othyus Lalanne]

You and those of your ilk have the problem. The Star Wars movies don’t.

They are doing as expected...

Oh wait.

[Spurminator]

KK Star Wars is some stupid ass political prog pandering, way worse than the prequels.

In what way?

[Othyus Lalanne]

In what way?

PETA, apparently class is a thing now for Star Wars thanks to Benedicio Del Toro, gender politics played while promoting it...

[Isitjustme?]

Fuck is this dildo talking about?

[Spurminator]

PETA, apparently class is a thing now for Star Wars thanks to Benedicio Del Toro, gender politics played while promoting it...

You're going to have to be more specific on all of these, I have no idea what you're talking about. I've only seen the new ones one time each.

[leemajors]

And there is also a lot of libertarian sci fi. Irrelevant.

It is very relevant to rjv’s piint but keep being obtuse.

[Spurminator]

I mean I kind of know what you might be getting at with the class / Del Toro comment. The casino scene in TLJ? I guess I never thought of the "elite ruling class oblivious to the struggles of the common man" narrative as an exclusively progressive one. Certainly wasn't when Donald Trump used it to great effect.

PETA and gender politics, though, no idea. I'd like to give you the benefit of the doubt by not assuming you're bothered by the casting of a black guy and a female as the leads in TFA, and claiming that's some kind of SJW thing. But I don't know you.

[Chris]

I take it your head is up your ass.

:lol big time

[Quadzilla99]

Fuck is this dildo talking about?

[monosylab1k]

I’m sure you guys share the same “don’t push political agendas in mainstream movies :cry” complaints about the Brad Bird family films with Ayn Rand philosophies.

[Othyus Lalanne]

I’m sure you guys share the same “don’t push political agendas in mainstream movies :cry” complaints about the Brad Bird family films with Ayn Rand philosophies.

I would understand certain scripts of his not being touched by certain studios.

I would understand if he would be asked to keep his politics out of certain franchise movies.



You're going to have to be more specific on all of these, I have no idea what you're talking about. I've only seen the new ones one time each.


The arms trader reveal.


It is very relevant to rjv’s piint but keep being obtuse.

I dont think he has a point.


I mean I kind of know what you might be getting at with the class / Del Toro comment. The casino scene in TLJ? I guess I never thought of the "elite ruling class oblivious to the struggles of the common man" narrative as an exclusively progressive one. Certainly wasn't when Donald Trump used it to great effect.

PETA and gender politics, though, no idea. I'd like to give you the benefit of the doubt by not assuming you're bothered by the casting of a black guy and a female as the leads in TFA, and claiming that's some kind of SJW thing. But I don't know you.

It is the discovery of class conflict pretty much, if yoiu ad the save the animals you know where that wants to go...

look at the other stuff Disney is pushing...

[Spurminator]

The arms trader reveal.

An arms trader using both sides against each other and selling to the highest bidder? This is a characterization you find highly SJW?


It is the discovery of class conflict pretty much, if yoiu ad the save the animals you know where that wants to go...

Honestly don't remember anything about saving the animals. Certainly nothing as overt as Star Trek IV. But I'll take your word on that one. So what?


look at the other stuff Disney is pushing...

Like what? And what are your specific problems with them?

I don't know why you guys are so afraid that movies are going to invalidate your worldview, but I'm also confused as to what your worldview is... like why does the Benicio Del Toro character bother you? Are you concerned that negative portrayals of arms dealers by the liberal left will impact public opinion of arms dealers? :lol

[monosylab1k]

Benicio Del Toro’s character was stupid for many reasons, none of which are remotely close to “the SJW agenda”

[spurraider21]

An arms trader using both sides against each other and selling to the highest bidder? This is a characterization you find highly SJW?
didnt know lord of war was sending SJW messages

[Spurminator]

Come to think of it, didn't Chewbacca roast and eat one of those little furry things on the island?

Not sure PETA would have signed off on that.

[Othyus Lalanne]

Benicio Del Toro’s character was stupid for many reasons, none of which are remotely close to “the SJW agenda”

Any sort of capitalism vs socialism agenda is bad for SW.


didnt know lord of war was sending SJW messages

That had no PETA horseshit and i doubt Kathleen K did the PR for that.


Come to think of it, didn't Chewbacca roast and eat one of those little furry things on the island?

Not sure PETA would have signed off on that.

Where did i say PETA controlled the bloody production.



An arms trader using both sides against each other and selling to the highest bidder? This is a characterization you find highly SJW?



Honestly don't remember anything about saving the animals. Certainly nothing as overt as Star Trek IV. But I'll take your word on that one. So what?



Like what? And what are your specific problems with them?

I don't know why you guys are so afraid that movies are going to invalidate your worldview, but I'm also confused as to what your worldview is... like why does the Benicio Del Toro character bother you? Are you concerned that negative portrayals of arms dealers by the liberal left will impact public opinion of arms dealers? :lol

The fact that Finn got introduced to class politics and was all surprised.

Get that modern left obscure politicking out of there thank you very much. Also made no fucking sense.

My worldview will be fine but it is bad for American culture if the superbowl of movies pushes this horseshit that will age badly anyways. If only del Toro was the only bad character...

[AaronY]

It's dem virtue signals guise. I seen em. They're everywhere. Trying to get in my brain and such and give me the libtardism

[Othyus Lalanne]

It's dem virtue signals guise. I seen em. They're everywhere. Trying to get in my brain and such and give me the libtardism

You maybe, i am just a liberal.

[koriwhat]

hahaha crash & burn you shitty franchise!

[monosylab1k]

hahaha crash & burn you shitty franchise!

You could make easy crack money selling bootleg copies of Solo tbh

[koriwhat]

You could make easy crack money selling bootleg copies of Solo tbh

what are you living in 2006? wtf uses cd's anymore let alone usb drives? people still share media on physical devices? mono your burns are as weak as you are. go smoke your dumbass crack you speak of daily and come up with some more lame ass burns.

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuwS3hT5dVY

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Shoulda made Hope Solo's beefy vagina a main villain, woulda gone to see that, tbh.

[spurraider21]

ended up seeing Upgrade this weekend instead. will still probably go see this next weekend

[AaronY]

ended up seeing Upgrade this weekend instead. will still probably go see this next weekend
The alt-right guy Ben Shapiro I follow on twitter liked it a lot. Probably because they kept a white guy in front. His idea was that they should have recast every role and picked up right after Jedi he was saying today lol

[spurraider21]

The alt-right guy Ben Shapiro I follow on twitter liked it a lot. Probably because they kept a white guy in front. His idea was that they should have recast every role and picked up right after Jedi he was saying today lol
I wouldn’t characterize Shapiro as alt right

[AaronY]

I wouldn’t characterize Shapiro as alt right
Well only thing he lacks is the anti-semitism and thats cuz he is jewish lol

[AaronY]

I don't really hate him tbh. He's okay sometimes but like many on the right who try to drive clicks him and his site (dailywire) blame all the world's problems on lefties and then spend half their time generalizing about the left by the worst examples they can find on the internet. Like he always brings up Rachel Dolezal like she represents something on the left when every leftwing person hates her.

[spurraider21]

I don't really hate him tbh. He's okay sometimes but like many on the right who try to drive clicks him and his site (dailywire) blame all the world's problems on lefties and then spend half their time generalizing about the left by the worst examples they can find on the internet. Like he always brings up Rachel Dolezal like she represents something on the left when every leftwing person hates her.
very true. he's incredibly partisan to be sure. but hes not a #MAGA trumptard

[AaronY]

True he does criticize Trump a good amount give him credit for that

[Spurtacular]

The alt-right guy Ben Shapiro I follow on twitter liked it a lot. Probably because they kept a white guy in front. His idea was that they should have recast every role and picked up right after Jedi he was saying today lol

Tell us how Ben Shapiro is "alt right."

[Spurtacular]

I don't really hate him tbh. He's okay sometimes but like many on the right who try to drive clicks him and his site (dailywire) blame all the world's problems on lefties and then spend half their time generalizing about the left by the worst examples they can find on the internet. Like he always brings up Rachel Dolezal like she represents something on the left when every leftwing person hates her.

You obviously hear what you want to hear.

[AaronY]

You obviously hear what you want to hear.
Yeah, I hear it on DailyWire.com

[Spurtacular]

Yeah, I hear it on DailyWire.com

Okay, you hear what you want to hear on DailyWire.com

[ElNono]

'Solo' Will Lose $50+ Million In First Defeat For Disney's 'Star Wars' Empire

To borrow one of Han Solo's lines from Star Wars: The Force Awakens, "That's not how the Force works!" It's an apt way to sum up the troubled performance of Solo: A Star Wars Story. In one of the biggest box-office surprises in recent times, Solo is badly underperforming and will become the first of the Star Wars movies made by Disney and Lucasfilm to lose money. Wall Street analyst Barton Crockett says Solo will lose more than $50 million (https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/solo-will-post-first-loss-disneys-star-wars-empire-1116927). Industry financing sources, however, say that figure could come in at $80 million or higher, although no one knows the exact terms of Disney's deals for home entertainment and television, among other ancillary revenues.

[AaronY]

Good.

[AaronY]

Do some new characters and spread the shit out so you don't milk it dry.

[monosylab1k]

Making the Kessel Run a remake of the asteroid belt scene from Empire is a bad decision on par with midichlorians.

[Spurminator]

Showing the Kessel Run at all was a bad decision. The greatness of the original line was its ambiguity.

That's the problem with "checklist" movies like this, the filmed version is never as good or interesting as the audience's imagination.

[Trainwreck2100]

Do some new characters and spread the shit out so you don't milk it dry.

most of the new characters the've made have been ass though

[Blake]

Showing the Kessel Run at all was a bad decision. The greatness of the original line was its ambiguity.

That's the problem with "checklist" movies like this, the filmed version is never as good or interesting as the audience's imagination.



Yeah kinda like making an entire Clone Wars movie off of the one line in New Hope

[Spurminator]

Yeah kinda like making an entire Clone Wars movie off of the one line in New Hope

Maybe, but I thought Rogue One was a good movie and story on its own regardless. I thought the line in A New Hope that it was based on was served (vs. diminished) by an illustration of those events. The Kessel Run line was just a goofy throwaway that didn't need larger subtext built around it.

[monosylab1k]

Showing the Kessel Run at all was a bad decision. The greatness of the original line was its ambiguity.

That's the problem with "checklist" movies like this, the filmed version is never as good or interesting as the audience's imagination.

True, but they still could have found a way to make it better than THAT. The Kessel Run always sounded like some badass “Fast & Furious in Space” type speed run. It could have been done so much cooler than it was.

[Blake]

Maybe, but I thought Rogue One was a good movie and story on its own regardless. I thought the line in A New Hope that it was based on was served (vs. diminished) by an illustration of those events. The Kessel Run line was just a goofy throwaway that didn't need larger subtext built around it.

The Kessel Run line is huge in star wars lore. I honestly don't see how you make a Han Solo movie back story movie without it.

The "you fought in the clone wars?" line was way more of a throwaway line.

[Spurminator]

The Kessel Run line is huge in star wars lore. I honestly don't see how you make a Han Solo movie back story movie without it.

It's huge because its ambiguity allowed for an infinite number of interpretations, which is fun.

Now the Kessel Run is an actual thing, which (as Mono said) was basically another asteroid chase that we've seen already. That's less fun.

I think you can still do a Han Solo backstory without it. Focus the story around one specific and important event in his life. SOLO tried to tie in every "fan favorite" piece of Han's history into one cohesive story, and it just felt like they were completing an arbitrary checklist.

✅ (https://emojipedia.org/white-heavy-check-mark/)Han meets Chewbacca✅ (https://emojipedia.org/white-heavy-check-mark/)Han meets Lando✅ (https://emojipedia.org/white-heavy-check-mark/)Han wins the Falcon in a poker game✅ (https://emojipedia.org/white-heavy-check-mark/)Chewy becomes co-pilot✅ (https://emojipedia.org/white-heavy-check-mark/)Kessel Run
Etc. I don't think a good Han Solo movie requires an illustration of all of those events. It's empty fan service at the expense of story.

[Blake]

I think you can still do a Han Solo backstory without it.

The nerd wrath of a kessel run exclusion would be more than even Disney could handle

[Xevious]

Do some new characters and spread the shit out so you don't milk it dry.
I keep saying this (but Disney doesn't listen to me :lol ).

They seem intent on fleshing out the post-episode III/pre-episode IV years and milking the same old tired characters. Hopefully the poor performance of Solo forces them to reexamine that decision. There are so many different stories in so many different timelines they could tell. Nobody wants to see a fucking Boba Fett movie.

[Blake]

Nobody wants to see a fucking Boba Fett movie.

Not now after the way they butchered his back story.

But if that had never happened, yeah I'd would have been intrigued with a boba fett movie.

[AaronY]

I keep saying this (but Disney doesn't listen to me :lol ).

They seem intent on fleshing out the post-episode III/pre-episode IV years and milking the same old tired characters. Hopefully the poor performance of Solo forces them to reexamine that decision. There are so many different stories in so many different timelines they could tell. Nobody wants to see a fucking Boba Fett movie.
Fucking Boba Fett. A good costume is about all I see there

[Blake]

https://media.giphy.com/media/eeQhKeksW0SJy/giphy.gif

[rjv]

https://media.giphy.com/media/eeQhKeksW0SJy/giphy.gif

that fett death was just so anti-climatic. here we have the greatest bounty hunter in the universe being killed by a blind solo in an three stooges like manner.

[spurraider21]

also luke's kick :lmao

[Chucho]

Well only thing he lacks is the anti-semitism and thats cuz he is jewish lol

Shaps is one of the more accurate Conservative media personalities out there and he opens free debate anywhere and everywhere even in the face of unfounded smear campaigns and intolerant colleges who's Leftists try and prevent him from coming on campus to talk. He's logical, factual and has an open Q+A session at most of this talks that most speakers from either side fear. He's legit.

[Blake]

that fett death was just so anti-climatic. here we have the greatest bounty hunter in the universe being killed by a blind solo in an three stooges like manner.

Yup. Shittier than Solo's death which was really shitty too

[Blake]

also luke's kick :lmao

The whiff :lol

[AaronY]

Shaps is one of the more accurate Conservative media personalities out there and he opens free debate anywhere and everywhere even in the face of unfounded smear campaigns and intolerant colleges who's Leftists try and prevent him from coming on campus to talk. He's logical, factual and has an open Q+A session at most of this talks that most speakers from either side fear. He's legit.
Lol

[AaronY]

that fett death was just so anti-climatic. here we have the greatest bounty hunter in the universe being killed by a blind solo in an three stooges like manner.
He had one cool moment and that's when he figured out that's solo snuck out with the trash when they released it. How the fuck is he this mythical badass character. Gmafb character with no lines and only a cool costume. I don't understand how we got this huge fan base

[Xevious]

that fett death was just so anti-climatic. here we have the greatest bounty hunter in the universe being killed by a blind solo in an three stooges like manner.
Pure fan faction. He's a dude with a mask that had probably 10 minutes worth of screen time and almost no dialogue spread across two movies. And then had a ridiculous death. He isn't a character that needed the backstory he was given in the prequels or his own movie. I guarantee if his costume had been different, or we could at least see his face, nobody would give two shits about him.

[spurraider21]

He had one cool moment and that's when he figured out that's solo snuck out with the trash when they released it. How the fuck is he this mythical badass character. Gmafb character with no lines and only a cool costume. I don't understand how we got this huge fan base
:lol cool costume

hes a fucking power ranger

never understood the appeal

[spurraider21]

:lmao greatest bounty hunter of all time...

its vader that actually captures the crew, and then next movie he dies like a bitch

[Spurminator]

It seems like he just became a fixation for Star Wars superfans so they could congratulate themselves for being super interested in a periphery character. Or maybe he had a cool toy?

[Spurminator]

Personally, this is my favorite Star Wars character of all time, and I've spent years of my life developing fan fiction around his backstory. Really the whole Star Wars Universe (I call it the SWU) revolves around him.

https://lumiere-a.akamaihd.net/v1/images/databank_lobot_01_169_8a50d7ae.jpeg

[Blake]

It seems like he just became a fixation for Star Wars superfans so they could congratulate themselves for being super interested in a periphery character. Or maybe he had a cool toy?

It was the imagination maybe? I dunno.

I do remember I wasn't the only little kid at school wearing the box boba fett Halloween costume tho.

[Blake]

Personally, this is my favorite Star Wars character of all time, and I've spent years of my life developing fan fiction around his backstory. Really the whole Star Wars Universe (I call it the SWU) revolves around him.

https://lumiere-a.akamaihd.net/v1/images/databank_lobot_01_169_8a50d7ae.jpeg

:lmao

[Blake]

I also had a Hammerhead action figure. He was in it for literally two seconds in the cantina

[Xevious]

Personally, this is my favorite Star Wars character of all time, and I've spent years of my life developing fan fiction around his backstory. Really the whole Star Wars Universe (I call it the SWU) revolves around him.

https://lumiere-a.akamaihd.net/v1/images/databank_lobot_01_169_8a50d7ae.jpeg

:lol

Maybe if he had a cool pair of goggles that went along with his headphones, Disney would be in pre-production for his own movie also.

[AaronY]

Personally, this is my favorite Star Wars character of all time, and I've spent years of my life developing fan fiction around his backstory. Really the whole Star Wars Universe (I call it the SWU) revolves around him.

https://lumiere-a.akamaihd.net/v1/images/databank_lobot_01_169_8a50d7ae.jpeg
Needs an origin story trilogy tbh

[AaronY]

Like how did he get those things on his ears?

I demand at least 234 minutes of explanation for that one

[Xevious]

Like how did he get those things on his ears?

Those are his Beats by Dr. Droid. I just figured he was listening to the Mos Eisley cantina tune on loop.

[spurraider21]

Needs an origin story trilogy tbh
What’s his midichlorian count?

[Chris]

True he does criticize Trump a good amount give him credit for that

You're so malleable. Soft AF.

[Spurtacular]

Post #17 was post of the year stuff for those that missed it.

[Blake]

Post #17 was post of the year stuff for those that missed it.

Neh. You politely asking Avante if he would like to lick your ass is far and away the leader

[Spurtacular]

Neh. You politely asking Avante if he would like to lick your ass is far and away the leader

Nah. You admitting your wife cucked you is number one, "far and away" :lmao

[spurraider21]

i went and saw Tag instead of this

with incredibles/jurassic world/ant man... starting to think i'm just not gonna see this one in theaters

[Blake]

Nah. You admitting your wife cucked you is number one, "far and away" :lmao

Nah. You could do a forum poll if you don't believe it tho

[Spurtacular]

Nah. You could do a forum poll if you don't believe it tho

By all means; put that poll up. I DARE YOU. :lmao

[Blake]

Post #17 was post of the year stuff for those that missed it.


Neh. You politely asking Avante if he would like to lick your ass is far and away the leader


By all means; put that poll up. I DARE YOU. :lmao

Ok

[Pavlov]

i went and saw Tag instead of this

with incredibles/jurassic world/ant man... starting to think i'm just not gonna see this one in theatersI'll probably see it on discount day next week if it's still there. Been spoiled by the recliners.

[Darth_Pelican]

https://www.space.com/40974-star-wars-anthology-films-put-on-hold-report.html

[Xevious]

Good.

[spurraider21]

i really enjoyed rogue one... solo never looked interesting enough to go watch

just looked like a bad version of the first chris pine star strek

[AaronY]

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2165744/85694487.jpg

lol

[spurraider21]

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2165744/85694487.jpg

lol
link? cant find the article

[Allan Rowe vs Wade]

i really enjoyed rogue one... solo never looked interesting enough to go watch

just looked like a bad version of the first chris pine star strek

solo script was solid
casting was not

[Spurtacular]

Still haven't seen this. Still haven't even got around to asking the Star Wars fans in my life if they like it even, tbh. I might Redbox it in what, about a month or so? :lol

[Blake]

Still haven't seen this. Still haven't even got around to asking the Star Wars fans in my life if they like it even, tbh. I might Redbox it in what, about a month or so? :lol

Oh wow redbox is still a thing?

[Spurtacular]

Oh wow redbox is still a thing?

Yup. You can stream from them too. But I haven't used it in roughly two or three years, tbh. I'm sure bigger movie watchers use it all the time.

[monosylab1k]

Found Derp’s twitter account. Looks like his poll didn’t go as planned :lmao
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dhcb4ouUcAAmV-3?format=jpg

[Pavlov]

Discount theater viewing. Yep, unnecessary and performed poorly enough to scuttle a Kenobi movie that could actually be compelling. One of the cool things about the first Star Wars was that most of the main characters were unknowns. Solo stuffed so many stars into its cast that it just came off as a really expensive cosplay party. There's so much overlap with other franchises you could just sit there and think "Why doesn't Vision just make himself intangible when Daenerys tries to kill him with a sword? Oh shit, Maeve just blew herself up! That's OK, Tallahassee can have her rebuilt."

Props to Glover for trying to pull off a Ben Carson impression every fifth line and to the writers for retconning the destroyer of the second Death Star into a fembot loving weirdo.

OTOH, I don't remember Ehrenreich pointing at anything even once. Movie gets a 3/10 for that alone.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Props to Glover for trying to pull off a Ben Carson impression every fifth line and to the writers for retconning the destroyer of the second Death Star into a fembot loving weirdo.



Glover needs to stop being in thingsPERIOD

[leemajors]

Discount theater viewing. Yep, unnecessary and performed poorly enough to scuttle a Kenobi movie that could actually be compelling. One of the cool things about the first Star Wars was that most of the main characters were unknowns. Solo stuffed so many stars into its cast that it just came off as a really expensive cosplay party. There's so much overlap with other franchises you could just sit there and think "Why doesn't Vision just make himself intangible when Daenerys tries to kill him with a sword? Oh shit, Maeve just blew herself up! That's OK, Tallahassee can have her rebuilt."

Props to Glover for trying to pull off a Ben Carson impression every fifth line and to the writers for retconning the destroyer of the second Death Star into a fembot loving weirdo.

OTOH, I don't remember Ehrenreich pointing at anything even once. Movie gets a 3/10 for that alone.

Not sure how compelling a Kenobi movie would be, most of what I was curious about was sketched out pretty well in Clone Wars and Star Wars: Rebels.

[monosylab1k]

Star Wars needs to go with completely original stories from here, then fanboys can’t bitch about “ruining” beloved characters or whine about how the EU is so much better.

[Xevious]

Star Wars needs to go with completely original stories from here, then fanboys can’t bitch about “ruining” beloved characters or whine about how the EU is so much better.

Has nothing to do with characters being "ruined". They're fucking played out... plain and simple. We don't need a movie for every miniscule event previously referenced in a Star Wars movie. Use some imagination, the SW universe is huge... or at least it should be.

[Othyus Lalanne]

Star Wars needs to go with completely original stories from here, then fanboys can’t bitch about “ruining” beloved characters or whine about how the EU is so much better.

The EU is much better which is a surprise to me. I did not expect Disney SW to suck.

[monosylab1k]

The EU is much better which is a surprise to me. I did not expect Disney SW to suck.

cool

[Othyus Lalanne]

cool
it was more competent than cool. But it was neat.

[leemajors]

it was more competent than cool. But it was neat.

Aside from Timothy Zahn and a few other books, the EU was garbage.

[Othyus Lalanne]

Aside from Timothy Zahn and a few other books, the EU was garbage.

Based on reading and playing what?

[leemajors]

Based on reading and playing what?

Based on reading a lot of them in high school.

[Othyus Lalanne]

Based on reading a lot of them in high school.

When was that?

[koriwhat]

the whole franchise is so unnecessary tbh

[Beta Male]

Neh. You politely asking Avante if he would like to lick your ass is far and away the leader

You and me think a lot alike.