Avante...help me with your timeline

[SpursforSix]

My fun is I actually know(born in 1949)




June 1964 and joined the Navy that September,


I graduated HS in 1968, got into all these things as a kid. .

[Avante]

Dude, it ain't gong to work, ok?

Let's get back to you lying about being an EXPERT yet NEVER EVER doing anything to prove it.

And, why you lied about running a OLYMPIC QUALITY 200m as just a little kid.

Why the lies guy?

Dude, you would beat Jesse Owens, Bob Hayes with a 20.00......hahaha~~~~


You would have tied for the Gold in 72.



Olympic, Munich 1972



1

Valeriy Borzov (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(699,'M','MA2'))

URS

20.00



2

Larry Black (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(589,'M','MA2'))

USA

20.19



3

Pietro Mennea (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(4437,'M','MA2'))

ITA

20.30



4

Larry Burton (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(930,'M','MA2'))

USA

20.37



5

Chuck Smith (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(6193,'M','MA2'))

USA

20.55



6

Siegfried Schenke (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(5887,'M','MA2'))

GDR

20.56



7

Martin Jellinghaus (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(3014,'M','MA2'))

FRG

20.65



8

Hans-Joachim Zenk (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(7443,'M','MA2'))

GDR

21.05

[Avante]

I was born in the backseat of a Greyhound Bus heading down Hwy 99 July 5th 1949, an old black lady named Bessie delivered me. I grew up on a ranch in Vallejo (bay area) it was called...Knights Barn. Old man Knight had some little huts his workers lived in. My dad however worked at Mayer Island Ship Yard as a welder. Imagine six of us living in a little one bedroom. I have three older sisters.

I started kindergarden in Vallejo, but my dad knew a guy .....ended up in Visalia. Dad working for the City. While in Vallejo I did meet Dick Bass (Google it)

Anyway....

Went to school in Visalia, and there is where I discovered black speed. COS had Bill Cowings the fastest JCer in the State, Edison of Fresno had Sam Davis who ended up running with John Carlos at SJS. Then there was the amazing Tommie Smith over in Lemoore.

I played football, ran track, and started lifting as a frosh. Graduated in 1968. Yep, right there in the hippies, cival rights, Viet Nam, British rock movenent, Cassius Clay days.

My Navy days were a trip, soooooooooooooooooo many memories, sooooooooooooooooo many great times. And if it hadn't been for all that ridiculous military bullshit I might have re upped....hmmmmmm....nay~~~~~~

Started studing for the Cali State insurance licensing my last year as a sailor, had a brother in law in the business. He told me I was a natural salesman. Passed the test.

[lil'mo]

Avante is the best

[Avante]

Avante is the best

Thank you sir:toast

[Avante]

10 things I've seen you haven't.

The lights of Hong Kong from a mountain top (tram took us up) pushin' midnight. Her name was Joyce (sure), she had a tattoo of a little blue butterfly over her right breast, she was tall for the Chinese, probably 5-11.

Bullet Bob Hayes stun the track world wth his amazing come from behind Olympic 4x1 anchor. STILL...considered THE anchor leg.

Gale Sayers score six TD's in the rain vs my Niners, the cat was amazing. Coach Halas was told that Sayers needed one more score to tie the record so he puts him back to return a punt, yep.................TOUCHDOWN.

Elvis Presley, The Beatles on the Ed Sullivan Show.

Lee Harvey Ozwalt shot on live TV by Jack Ruby.

The very first Oakland Raiders football game.

Cassius Clay vs Sonny Liston

Gorgeous George rassle.

The Grand Old Opry.

Flash Gordon (Buster Crabbe) TV series.

[Avante]

SFS, show everybody here that you really are an EXPERT, ok? Give me 10 trivia questions pertaining to football, track. blues. rasslin'...ok? Put Avante in his place, destroy that know it all, come on guy step up to the plate and swing for the fences. Don't be a whimp with ...but Gooigle....it doesn't seem to do you any good since you have yet to answer anything.

Come on guy let your fans see you kick some ass, show off, you can do this.


Prediction....more silly bullshit, we will never see the guy actually do anything, he never does because he can't.

[Avante]

Getting back to a 20.00 200m.

This is how it currently looks in the USA.

SFA as a middle school kid would be number two vs the pros, NCAAers. Anyone really believe that is possible?



19.83
Noah Lyles (adi)
05/04
Doha DL


20.02i
-Elijah Hall (Hous)
03/10
NCAA Ind


20.06
**Michael Norman (USC)
04/07
Sun Angel Cl


20.27
Dedric Dukes (Nik)
03/31
Texas R Inv


20.36
**Marcus Parker (EnNM)
04/22
Amarillo


20.37
*Chris Jefferson (SHous)
05/06
Southland Ch


20.41
Fred Kerley (Nik)
03/17
Castillo Inv



***Terrance Laird (PennSt)
03/30
Florida R Inv


20.42i
*Andrew Hudson (TxT)
02/03
Texas Tech Open



-Terrell Smith (KsSt)
04/27
Corky Crofoot





Eli Hall is a muscular cat who won the 60/200m at the indoor champs, he runs for Houston. Some little middle shool kid is faster, hahahahaha~~~




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEmBpyFtLCk

In the 4x2 he was way down on the anchor leg, yep, ran um down. And we have some guy here trying to sell as a little kid he was faster than world class guys, hahaha~~~~

[SpursforSix]

Getting back to a 20.00 200m.

This is how it currently looks in the USA.

SFA as a middle school kid would be number two vs the pros, NCAAers. Anyone really believe that is possible?



19.83
Noah Lyles (adi)
05/04
Doha DL


20.02i
-Elijah Hall (Hous)
03/10
NCAA Ind


20.06
**Michael Norman (USC)
04/07
Sun Angel Cl


20.27
Dedric Dukes (Nik)
03/31
Texas R Inv


20.36
**Marcus Parker (EnNM)
04/22
Amarillo


20.37
*Chris Jefferson (SHous)
05/06
Southland Ch


20.41
Fred Kerley (Nik)
03/17
Castillo Inv



***Terrance Laird (PennSt)
03/30
Florida R Inv


20.42i
*Andrew Hudson (TxT)
02/03
Texas Tech Open



-Terrell Smith (KsSt)
04/27
Corky Crofoot




Eli Hall is a muscular cat who won the 60/200m at the indoor champs, he runs for Houston. Some little middle shool kid is faster, hahahahaha~~~




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEmBpyFtLCk

In the 4x2 he was way down on the anchor leg, yep, ran um down. And we have some guy here trying to sell as a little kid he was faster than world class guys, hahaha~~~~

Hey dipshit...I said it was between 19.5 and 20.4.

[Avante]

Hey dipshit...I said it was between 19.5 and 20.4.

Dummy, Bob Hayes never broke 20.5, so as a little kid yoiu were faster than than the fastest athlete to ever play pro football?

[SpursforSix]

Dummy, Bob Hayes never broke 20.5, so as a little kid yoiu were faster than than the fastest athlete to ever play pro football?

I didn't even try to play pro football.

[Chucho]

I didn't even try to play pro football.

You were too busy over achieving at everything else. ST is fortunate you can fit regular visits here into your schedule.

[Avante]

I didn't even try to play pro football.

Dude, stop it, ok? Any kid who can run a 19.5-20.4 200m would have every coach in the nation trying to recruit them. You could go anywhere.

Why are you lying about this, well?

Fastest HSers in the nation right now.




20.47
Anthony Schwartz (American Heritage, Plantation, Fl)


20.74
Austin Kratz (Dock, Lansdale, Pa)


20.75
*Tylin Jackson (Lancaster, Tx)


20.78
Jordan Booker (Humble, Tx)


20.81
*Tyrese Cooper (Norland, Miami Gardens, Fl)


20.83
Tyler Harrell (Columbus, Miami, Fl)


20.91i
Eric Allen (Bullis, Potomac, Md)


20.93
Rashad Boyd (Hastings, Houston, Tx)


20.95i
*Brian Herron (Lakeside, Atlanta, Ga)


20.98
*Morgan Jamison (Martin, Stuart, Fl)

[SpursforSix]

You were too busy over achieving at everything else. ST is fortunate you can fit regular visits here into your schedule.

IDK...from what Avante says, I could have played pro football. I guess it's a pretty heavy compliment. I just don't know if I'd have been committed enough.

[Avante]

IDK...from what Avante says, I could have played pro football. I guess it's a pretty heavy compliment. I just don't know if I'd have been committed enough.

Dude, Tommie Smith was a 19.8 Olympic champion, the 200m WR holder, he tried the NFL yep.....fail.

Bob Hayes was a running back, a football player who just happened to be te fastest cat in the world, he wasn't a sprinter trying to play football.

[Chucho]

Dude, Tommie Smith was a 19.8 Olympic champion, the 200m WR holder, he tried the NFL yep.....fail.

Bob Hayes was a running back, a football player who just happened to be te fastest cat in the world, he wasn't a sprinter trying to play football.

Why do you always try and steal his thunder? I understand you're easily jealous of people who have an entire group's attention and respect, but just stop. Please?

[SpursforSix]

Dude, Tommie Smith was a 19.8 Olympic champion, the 200m WR holder, he tried the NFL yep.....fail.

Bob Hayes was a running back, a football player who just happened to be te fastest cat in the world, he wasn't a sprinter trying to play football.

Ok. I feel better now. You had me thinking I should have tried the NFL.

[SpursforSix]

Although I could throw a football about 70 yards.

[Avante]

Ok. I feel better now. You had me thinking I should have tried the NFL.

Olympic sprinters/WR holders Ray Norton Niners and Frank Budd Eagles, both......fail.

Jim Hines the 1968 Olympic 100m champ, and the 100m WR holder signed with the Dolphins, yep.....fail.

Sprinters trying to be footballers, not good.

[Avante]

Although I could throw a football about 70 yards.

Dude, what's with all these lies, now it's just one right after the other.

What amazes me about you is how ya really can't seem to get that I know all this stuff so lying won't work.

[Avante]

You were too busy over achieving at everything else. ST is fortunate you can fit regular visits here into your schedule.

Dude, why not just suck his dick, ok?

[BD24]

You were too busy over achieving at everything else. ST is fortunate you can fit regular visits here into your schedule.
tbh

SFS:worthy::worthy:

[Xevious]

What the hell is with all the gay shit recently?


Would you like to eat my ass?

Thank you sir:toast


Tell me how my ass tastes, dude.

soooooooooooooooooo many memories, sooooooooooooooooo many great times.

Couldn't hear you with my cheeks flapping in your face, faggot. You must be too busy worrying about dressing up in frilly outfits to get it right.

Avante is the best

Dude, why not just suck his dick, ok?

I'm straight as an arrow.

yep................TOUCHDOWN

[BD24]

Haha, nice little compilation :lol

[benefactor]

What the hell is with all the gay shit recently?
:lol

[Avante]

This is funny.

Poster...this is for SFS and Avante.

Ok, who was the first HBCU RB to have a 1000 yard season in the NFL?

SFS....I just don't have the time for these easy questions.
Avante...that would be Niner J.D.Smith from NCA&T who gained 1036 yards with a 5.0 average and 10 TD's in 1959. Smith a converted college cornerback.

Poster...wow, SFS how do you do that?

[Pavlov]

This is funny.

Poster...this is for SFS and Avante.

Ok, who was the first HBCU RB to have a 1000 yard season in the NFL?

SFS....I just don't have the time for these easy questions.
Avante...that would be Niner J.D.Smith from NCA&T who gained 1036 yards with a 5.9 average and 10 TD's in 1959. Smith a converted college cornerback.

Poster...wow, SFS how do you do that?What kind of freak posts trivia contest fantasies online?

[Avante]

Some HBCU trivia for SFS.

1.First AFL HBCUer to have a 1000 yards rushing.

2.What HBCU school had an 200m sprinter in consecutive Olympics?

3.Alcorn had one WR holding sprinter, who? He did go on to play pro football.

4.The first HCU wide receiver to have a 1000 yard NFL season?

5.What HBCU school had two WR holding 110 hurdlers?

6.First HBCU sprinter to run on a WR 4x1 team?

7.What SB team started two HBCU RB's? Or a FB/RB?

8.The last HBCU sprinter to win an Olympic medal in the 400m?

9.The last HBCU RB to have a 1000 yards rushing in the NFL?

10. The All Time HBCU 100m, I;ll give ya the school, you supply the name.

lane

1.Southern U....Top ranked 100m sprinter in the world
2.Alcorn..WR 9.1
3.TSU...Olympic silver medal
4.Southern U...WR 10.0
5.TSU...Olympic Champion WR 9.1/9.95
6.Norfolk St...WR 100m
7.FAMU...Olympic Champion WR 9.1/10.06
8.FAMU...WR 9.9

Here's what will happen....0...the guy too lazy to Google and he don't know shit.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I feel like a crook.

I'm at a big yardsale today, I come across this huge book (1258 pages), it was the entire Roger Zelazny's AMBER epic books (10) all in one volume. I bought a CD, some candles, and some index cards, then....'how much are your books?" Lady...a quarter. So I pay for my stuff....a buck then..."here's another quarter, I see a book I want". This is a 23.95 book. If I'd taken the book with me.............

[Avante]

I'm watching the BIG WEST track & field champs on TV, little black chick wins the 200m, so here comes a tv announcer sticking a mic in her face....(you are tired after a 200m)

announcer....(something about how she won the race)
black chick....(with a .,.how about giving me a few seconds here to get my breath look on her face).....I don't know, I just run.

Ha~~~

[SpursforSix]

I'm watching the BIG WEST track & field champs on TV, little black chick wins the 200m, so here comes a tv announcer sticking a mic in her face....(you are tired after a 200m)

announcer....(something about how she won the race)
black chick....(with a .,.how about giving me a few seconds here to get my breath look on her face).....I don't know, I just run.

Ha~~~

Tired after a 200??? Please.

Whenever I won a 200, I continued running just to show everyone that I would have also won the 400 if I was to enter it.

[BD24]

Tired after a 200??? Please.

Whenever I won a 200, I continued running just to show everyone that I would have also won the 400 if I was to enter it.
:lol

[Avante]

Tired after a 200??? Please.

Whenever I won a 200, I continued running just to show everyone that I would have also won the 400 if I was to enter it.

With every post ya look dumber and dumber, hell yes you are winded/tired right after a 200m sprinter. I am talking right after the race, yes ya do recover quickly.


You never even ran track did ya slick? There is a formula that we sprint fans use to determine 400m potential, it's this.....season best 200m times 2 plus 4. Watch this...

20.00 times two...40.00 now add 4....44.00.

Little man look at this....



Olympic, Rio de Janeiro 2016



1

Wayde Van Niekerk (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(19612,'M','MA3'))

RSA

43.03



2

Kirani James (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(18777,'M','MA3'))

GRN

43.76



3

LaShawn Merritt (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(12799,'M','MA3'))

USA

43.85



4

Machel Cedenio (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(19814,'M','MA3'))

TTO

44.01



5

Karabo Sibanda (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(0,'M','MA3'))

BOT

44.25



6

Ali Khamis Khamis (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(0,'M','MA3'))

BRN

44.36



7

Bralon Taplin (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(0,'M','MA3'))

GRN

44.45



8

Matthew Hudson-Smith (http://javascript<strong></strong>:CheckID(19645,'M','MA3'))

GBR

44.61



WVN is a sub 20.00 200m cat, Merritt has also ran a sub 20.00, ya see cats that train for both long sprints have an advantage over those who don't. 200m speed is the key to 400m prowess.

What is your take on USC's Michael Norman? I know.....who?


Stupid, here is the top 200m sprinter ever from the USA, yep, tired.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9niNG4-BHs


Dude, why look stupid just to troll? We all get you are lying and thinking you are messing with Avante when in reality you are looking like a total moron.

When did you run that 20.00, what year? How come you were never mentioned anywhere by anyone? And, ya don't just...BOOM 20.00...ok stupid? You would have to have been a 10 low sprinter or a 44ish 400m cat. I know none of that makes any sense to your dumb ass.

Stupid, now pay attention.......any kid running anything sub 21.00 would be HUGE news, ok? Stop ignoring that? What NCAA coachs came to recruit you, well? And don't play this stupid,,,nobody knew about it. Dude, the timers, the fans, your teammates, all saw it, and are going to talk about seeing that AMAZING time, somebody is going to hear about it and come looking for you. That is real life ya little liar.

Stupid, stop ignoring the fact no HS kid has ever ran faster than a 20.09 in history, ok? Now think dummy, a 20.00 for a middle school kid....hahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~

[Avante]

Oh yeah here is Michael Johnson the greatest 200m sprinter ever from the USA. So you were faster than he was as a middle school kid, hahahahaha~~~~~~

Johnson is the only American to ever run a sub10.10/19.40/43.20. He was able to do what he did because of his speed endurance. He could sustain.maintain a higher % of his max velocity, he didn't decellerate like normal sprinters do. Tommie Smith and Usian Bolt the only ones on his level there.



1987

20.41

24

Waco

Apr 17



1988

20.07

7

Austin

May 15



1990

19.85

1

Edinburgh

Jul 6



1991

19.88

1

Barcelona

Sep 20



1992

19.79

2

New Orleans

Jun 28



1993

20.06

5

Lausanne

Jul 7



1994

19.94

2

Monaco

Aug 2



1995

19.79

1

Göteborg

Aug 11



1996

19.32

1

Atlanta

Aug 1



1997

20.05

6

Des Moines

Apr 26



1998

20.31

15

Arlington

May 02



1999

19.93

7

Rome

Jul 7



2000

19.71

1

Pietersburg

Mar 18





What ya did little fella was run a 24/25 something, which is very realistic, but since ya don't know shit about track you think 20, when there is a MASSIVE HUGE GIGANTIC...different between a 24/25 and a 20.00.

Then there is ya never ran track at all and are so fucked up ya lie to mess with Avante.

This is Noah Lyles who broke Roy Martins long standing HS 200m, he can split a sub 46.00 4x4 leg.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj5_sOcwZLQ


Always funny watching know nothings trying to talk about things they know...0...about.

[Avante]

Let's say a middle school kid did run a 20.00.

First off this kid would have been breaking age group records all along. He's run a great 100, can run the 400m and everybody knows about him. All the college coachs are looking to recruit the kid. He is a local celeb especially at his school. People in sports science are pokeing and proding him, trying to find out how a kid that age is running like a grown man. What does he eat, was there somebody in his family tree who was a great sprinter? For this kid to do the impossible......how?????

What this SFS is playing is so damn stupid, this....I just ran a 20.00 and nobody knows anything about it.....hahahahaha~~~ Oh hell no he never ran a fast 100, that stunning 4x4 leg, he just got up one day and....BOOM 20.00. And he expects a track guru like myself to buy that obvious bullsit.

Poor little shit, too damn dumb to get a 20.00 by a pre college age sprinter is................IMPOSSIBLE.

This happened Saturday, the Texas HS 200m.

A 20.68 with a 3.1 wind. But most ran a 21 something.

Eddie Sumler has already been contacted by schools I guarantee it. Any HSer at sub 21.00 is a big deal.

Finals
1 #2461 Sumler, Eddie 12 Cy Fair 20.68 3.1 10
2 #3110 Nafe, Evan 12 RR Cedar Ridge 21.02 3.1 8
3 #2519 Harrison, Kennedy 11 DeSoto 21.10 3.1 6
4 #2603 Sholars II, Gregor 12 Ft Worth Paschal 21.28 3.1 4 **************
5 #2696 O'Conner, Ashton 11 Houston Lamar 21.31 3.1 2
6 #2222 Boyd, Rashad 12 Alief Hastings 21.41 3.1 1
7 #2434 Kuykendoll, Richar Converse Judson 21.51 3.1
8 #3085 Aldridge, Anthony 12 Richardson 21.57 3.1
9 #3134 Wooley, Tristyn 10 San Antonio Johnson 21.80 3.1


************** his dad a sprint star at TCU back in the day, great 4x1 relayer.


This does amaze me. SFS trying to sell a total lie like that to a guy who can talk Lon Myers, Bernie Wefers pre 1900 sprinters. Fucking idiot~~~~~~~

[clambake]

Although I could throw a football about 70 yards.

i thought i was witnessing greatness, but i still think those 8 holes-in-one tops it.

[SpursforSix]

i thought i was witnessing greatness, but i still think those 8 holes-in-one tops it.

TBH, I really don't know how many holes-in-one I've hit because I usually don't even count it if it's a par 3.
Unless it's a back to back. Then I count it. I know...sounds contradictory. But I've never hit back to backs on two holes with one not being a par three.
So...for now...I count those.

All that being said, I can't claim that the Navy wanted me at 15 years old.

[SpursforSix]

And btw...Avante...you should stick with your timeline. It means those things you did over there aren't nearly as heinous.

[Trill Clinton]

Avante joind the Navy at 15, then they redshirted him for 4 years until he graduated high school. Dude is bad ass.

[clambake]

And btw...Avante...you should stick with your timeline. It means those things you did over there aren't nearly as heinous.:lol

[SpursforSix]

Avante joind the Navy at 15, then they redshirted him for 4 years until he graduated high school. Dude is bad ass.

Yep...I hear was 245 of twisted stool

[Avante]

And btw...Avante...you should stick with your timeline. It means those things you did over there aren't nearly as heinous.

Dude, why are you lying about running a 20.00, well?

[Avante]

Avante joind the Navy at 15, then they redshirted him for 4 years until he graduated high school. Dude is bad ass.

Let me ask you a question, do you think a middle school kid could run a 20.00 200m?

[Avante]

Notice how our resident liar totally ignores all those examples pf mine about why a 20.00 for a kid is impossible?

[clambake]

Notice how our resident liar totally ignores all those examples pf mine about why a 20.00 for a kid is impossible?

he reminds me of dash on the incredibles.

[Avante]

he reminds me of dash on the incredibles.

Why would anyone try to lie about sprinting to a guy whoi knows all about all the sprinters of note? He really thought .....what?

Now if he had.....it was May 18th 1992 at our league meet that I stoopeed the watchs at 20.00. Go ahead check out Southern League Championships 1992, see....20.00...for the 200m?

But to...no dates, no names, no proof of any kind, yep....liar.

[SpursforSix]

Why would anyone try to lie about sprinting to a guy whoi knows all about all the sprinters of note? He really thought .....what?

oh...I remembered another mistake...

you said that Chubb had more yards at Georgia than Walker.

[SpursforSix]

here it is.
Not knowing that Walker is the all time UGA leader in yards is...well...pedestrian




He has more yards than Georgia RB's.

Herschel Walker
Rodney Hampton
Garrison Hearst
Terrel Davis
Knowshon Moreno
Todd Gurley

[Avante]

oh...I remembered another mistake...

you said that Chubb had more yards at Georgia than Walker.

Dude, there is no way in hell Avante makes a mistake where yiou will.....just let it go. We both know this, if Avante spells something wrong...BOOM..here you are, you proved that today. So to play this stupid....so many mistakes...hahahaha~~~~ I post soooooooooooooooooooooooo make that sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooo many stats, trends, numbers, stats I'm going to have that once in a great why hiccup, it's to be expected but it is very rare and you know that so cool the bullshit, ok ya little liar?

[SpursforSix]

Dude, there is no way in hell Avante makes a mistake where yiou will.....just let it go. We both know this, if Avante spells something wrong...BOOM..here you are, you proved that today. So to play this stupid....so many mistakes...hahahaha~~~~ I post soooooooooooooooooooooooo make that sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooo many stats, trends, numbers, stats I'm going to have that once in a great why hiccup, it's to be expected but it is very rare and you know that so cool the bullshit, ok ya little liar?

Dude...not knowing the all time leading rusher at UGA is pretty awful for a triva "master".

[Avante]

here it is.
Not knowing that Walker is the all time UGA leader in yards is...well...pedestrian

Dude, I totally agree, and you are proving my point. If you can find a mistake of mine ya run with it, ya get all ya can out of because it's so damn rare. Dude, you can't let a misspelled word go by, right?

Thing is this little fella, is you can't talk anything in depth and we both know this so why do you lie about things? You can't talk them blues, rasslin' football,track on my level, so why lie?

[Avante]

Dude...not knowing the all time leading rusher at UGA is pretty awful for a triva "master".

Find somebody who can beat Avante in SEC RB trivia, yep.....ya can't. You wanna take Avante on?

Take the 32 NFL teams and tell me who was their best SEC RB ever, who can do that besides Avante?

[SpursforSix]

Find somebody who can beat Avante in SEC RB trivia, yep.....ya can't. You wanna take Avante on?

Take the 32 NFL teams and tell me who was their best SEC RB ever, who can do that besides Avante?

I'm skeptical since you can't even answer the kindergarten level question.

[Avante]

I'm skeptical since you can't even answer the kindergarten level question.

Dude, why is you never actually do anything? There is NOBODY who can beat Avante in SEC RB trivia. You sure in the fuck can't.

Dude, answer just one question, ok? Who was the first SEC RB to have a 1000 yard NFL season? Come on guy, actually do something, can you?

Little man, not knowing shit and too damn lazy to Google, not a gooid combo.

[Avante]

My fav topic/subject...AVANTE

Born July 5 1949.....yep, already getting B-day gifts. A custom made computer for one.
Graduated in 1968 from Mt. Whitney HS in Visalia
worked at Early California Foods an olive plant for about six months
Joined the Navy with three buddies in 69
69-72 US Navy was on a destroyer the John A. Bole then a cruiser the USS Horne
72-2002 sold health insurance for a magazine California Farmer
retired in 2003

X...footballer...trackster....hippie...crazy man loose on the west coast

Been in jail five times

DUI
Reckless driving
Public intoxication
Disturbing the peace....fighting
Petty theif.......gasoline to get home from Fresno, spent all our $$$$$ on hookers

Numbers

scored 91 td's in HS as a RB, cornerback, punt returner, KO returner
been with over 500 women *********
6-2 275 pounds of twisted railroad steel
475 bench
4.5 40
10.2 100 yard dash at 230 pounds
own over 20,000 football cards
own over 10,000 books
own over 7000 CD's

Big good looking guy*** who makes a difference in every situation he's in, totally confident and a mover and shaker. That guy ya never forget, the one you remember.

*** amazing dimples


********** met Judy at The Paul Bunyan Lounge in Porterville, she was 21 I was 33. Incredible ass, should be illegal.

Lost a backgammon game to my best friend Stan, that's how we ended up in PVILLE, if Id won, off to the Holiday Inn Lounge in Visalia. Yep, the roll of the dice changed so many things.

[Avante]

Mixed a tape featuring music about trains, booze, cocaine and prison.

Artists

Doc Boggs
Memphis Minnie
Frank Hutchison
Gus Cannon Jug Band
The Carter Family
Julius Daneils
Bukka White
Lead Belly
Alice Moore
Kokomo Arnold
Jimmie Rodgers
Blind Lemon Jefferson
Bessie Smith
Ma Rainey
Charley Patton
The Crowder Bros
Blind Wilie McTell
Leroy Carr
Scrapper Blackwell
Funny Paper Smith
Texas Alexander
Lucille Bogan
Bessie Tucker
Blind Blake
Victoria Spivey
Clarence Ashley............his 1933 House of the Rising Sun the original

[DMC]

Larrantezon was in the SEALs at age 14. He ran the fastest time ever recorded during BUD/S. He carried the log solo, same with the boat crews. He doesn't need SWCC, he does it all himself. This is why 12 year olds in Olongapo threw themselves at him. They thought he was GI Joe.

[Avante]

Larrantezon was in the SEALs at age 14. He ran the fastest time ever recorded during BUD/S. He carried the log solo, same with the boat crews. He doesn't need SWCC, he does it all himself. This is why 12 year olds in Olongapo threw themselves at him. They thought he was GI Joe.

Speaking of Olongapo....

It was my first WESTPAC, yep, the first time I'd hit a bar in Olongapo City.

Crossing the bridge over shit river from the base to the city was amazing in it's self (Google it)

So there we are $$$$$ in our pockets and time on our hands. First bar we hit....The Pussy Cat Club. We walk in and here they come.............BUY ME DRINK, BUY ME DRINK, we were totally surrounded. So I notice one of these girls looked around 11 or 12, what the fuck?

I ask her her age and she...I 18...which was obvious bullshit. So I walk over to the bar and ask to speak to the manager...

Bartender...I am the manager, what's up?
Avante...how old is that (pointing) girl?
Manager....all girl here 18.
Avante....dude, don't fucking lie to me. What 12, 11?
Manager..(he motions for a couple bouncers to come over)...you say I lie?
Avante....how about.....fucking liar?

That's when the bouncers grabbed my arms. Big mistake, especially considering these guys were around 5-9ish 180 pounds maybe, I stood 6-2 260 pounds of twisted railroad steel. So after I finished them off.

Avante...ok liar here are your options. You send that kid home and I better never see her in here again ..or...I kick the shit out of you also and leave this dump in shambles.. it's all on you asshole, you make the call bitch.

Something like that.

[pgardn]

Speaking of Olongapo....

It was my first WESTPAC, yep, the first time I'd hit a bar in Olongapo City.

Crossing the bridge over shit river from the base to the city was amaing in it's self (Google it)

So there we are $$$$$ in our pockets and time on our hands. First bar we hit....The Pussy Cat Club. We walk in and here they come.............BUY ME DRINK, BUT ME DRINK, ya were totally surrounded. So I notice one of these girls looked around 11 or 12, what the fuck?

I ask her her age and she...I 18...which was obvious bullshit. So I walk over to the bar and adk to speak to the manager...

Bartender...I am the manager, what's up?
Avante...how old is that (pointing) girl?
Bartender....all girl here 18.
Avante....dude, don't fucking lie to me. What 12, 11?
Bartender (he motions for a couple bouncers to come over)...you say I lie?
Avante....how about.....fucking liar?

That when the bouncers grabbed my arms. Big mistake, especially considered these guys were around 5-9ish 180 pounds maybe I stood6-2 260 pounds of twisted railroad steel. So after I finishred them off.

Avanye...ok liar here are your options. You send that kid home and I better never see her in here again ..or...I kick the shit out of you also and leave this dump in shambles.. it's all on you asshole, you make the call bitch.

Something like that.

All the dates are wrong. SFS outed you.
You lied to me about your betting.
And now a new story.

Pathetic.

[Avante]

All the dates are wrong. SFS outed you.
You lied to me about your betting.
And now a new story.

Pathetic.

Dude, SFS is so damn dumb he thinks kids can run a 19.5-20.5.

You still don't get the betting thing, dude, everybody hangs on what I say, I know that. Noway I could lie and get away with it.

Dude, are you retarded, ya really couldn't tell that was just a bullshit story? Ok ok ok....I'm not really made out of twisted railroad steel...honest, hahahahaha~~~~~~~~~:rolleyes

[pgardn]

Dude, SFS is so damn dumb he thinks kids can run a 19.5-20.5.

You still don't get the betting thing, dude, everybody hangs on what I say, I know that. Noway I could lie and get away with it.

Dude, are you retarded, ya really couldn't tell that was just a bullshit story? Ok ok ok....I'm not really made out of twisted railroad steel...honest, hahahahaha~~~~~~~~~:rolleyes

Are you orange?

I caught you on the simplest of bets. You could have lied on so many more...
You are a habitual liar.
Its quite simple.

[Avante]

True story.

I was in charge of ahletics in boot camp, yep, biggest strongest guy there and looked the part.

It was time to pick a team for the Olympics (among the different companies) it was my job to put a team together. I was out with a sprained ankle from refing a basketball game. So...

Avante..ok, so who can run the 100 (one guy per event and he could only run one event)
Robert Gene (tall skinny black cat)....I ran track, I ran a 9.foe back in Louisiana
Avante...(thinking he sure looked the part but 9.4 was the HS record)....dude...a 9.4...come on.
Robert Gene....windy, ran a 9.6 legal.
Avante..(thinking. hmmm. just maybe)....ok you got the 100

So the day came and there's Robert in tennis shoes on a sloopy dirt track, there I am leaning on my crutches.

Robert took off like a rocket, the race was never in doubt, he won by a good 10 yards and looked good doing it. The time...10.0 flat.

This was in week six, so in a couple weeks we all went our seperate ways. Never saw or heard of Robert Gene again and I did look for his name in Track & Field News for awhile he could have gone to school after the navy. Yep, a natural.

[Avante]

Are you orange?

I caught you on the simplest of bets. You could have lied on so many more...
You are a habitual liar.
Its quite simple.

What's quite simple is you have to been told when somebody is OBVIOUSLY just pulling your leg. Ya are very naive and don't get shit. Everything has to be.....ya put the key in that hole,ok good, now ya turn it, there ya go.

Dude, why lie about some bet, what happened is....put the key in that hole.....

Funny

Avante...there I was in darkest Africa, I had a blow gun and a torch, my guide a 9 foot tall Watushi warrior was named Joe, he knew where to find the monster. Yep, a dinosaur. So as we....

You....another story, you are lying.

Well no shit, ya reckon?

[pgardn]

What's quite simple is you have to been told when somebody is OBVIOUSLY just pulling your leg. Ya are very naive and don't get shit. Everything has to be.....ya put the key in that hole,ok good, now ya turn it, there ya go.

Dude, why lie about some bet, what happened is....put the key in that hole.....

Funny

Avante...there I was in darkest Africa, I had a blow gun and a torch, my guide a 9 foot tall Watushi warrior was named Joe, he knew where to find the monster. Yep, a dinosaur. So as we....

You....another story, you are lying.

Well no shit, ya reckon?

I already have about 15 times.
You lied on a playoff game. You changed your bet with the guys at the bar but did not edit your incorrect pick on the board which you counted as a win.

Your excuse, the guys at the bar knew you changed your bet.
You are pitiful.

[Avante]

I already have about 15 times.
You lied on a playoff game. You changed your bet with the guys at the bar but did not edit your incorrect pick on the board which you counted as a win.

Your excuse, the guys at the bar knew you changed your bet.
You are pitiful.

Something just isn't right about that. And since it's real obvious ya never get anything I'm thinking you missed something there. I would never think I could bullshit my picks knowing how big a deal they were.

I remember this...

Week one I go 330 in the hole.

It was....YIPPEEEEE YA SUCK.....YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT....FAKE FAKE FRAUD......and on and on....

By week 11 I'm up over a 1000 and nobody wants to talk about it anymore, hahahaha~~~~~~~~~

I'd ask spurraider...so how am I doing...he'd....ok ok you're up 1200....but when I was losing it was....YIPPPEEEEEE~~~~

[pgardn]

You....

Are a Liar.

[pgardn]

True story.




.

Impossible for you.

[Avante]

You....

Are a Liar.

You are an idiot.

[Avante]

Impossible for you.

Prove that guy, come on let's see some proof or shut the fuck up.

[pgardn]

You are an idiot.

You are a lying idiot.

This is taking place with a 60 yo old man...

[pgardn]

Prove that guy, come on let's see some proof or shut the fuck up.

You STFU.
I already proved it two years ago.
You KNOW you lied, I know you lied, you lied.
You have a problem.

[Avante]

You STFU.
I already proved it two years ago.
You KNOW you lied, I know you lied, you lied.
You have a problem.

No you didn't, what ya can't read? You obviously misunderstood something there, I would never try to bullshit a bet.

Dude, why do you worry so damn much about Avante? It actually kinda weird, are you a queer?

[Avante]

You are a lying idiot.

This is taking place with a 60 yo old man...

Are you ever right about anything?

[Avante]

Another little shit with that..AVANTEITIST......hahahaha~~~~~~~

I guess once ya get AVANTEIST there is no cure for it. One of those suffering from it follows me everywhere I go, and it is hard to keep ignoring the guy, I do have a heart, but he's so damn stupid.

[pgardn]

No you didn't, what ya can't read? You obviously misunderstood something there, I would never try to bullshit a bet.

Dude, why do you worry so damn much about Avante? It actually kinda weird, are you a queer?

You lied.
We both know it.
That simple.

[pgardn]

SFS destroyed your time line.

You come back with... NO DENIAL.

You lie.

[Avante]

You lied.
We both know it.
That simple.

We both know you get confused easily. We both know ya aren't too bright and we both know ya suck.

[Avante]

SFS destroyed your time line.

You come back with... NO DENIAL.

You lie.


See, there ya go wrong yet again. Now go back and see what really happened.

[pgardn]

See, there ya go wrong yet again. Now go back and see what really happened.

You got outed on your dates old man.

You are a liar.

[Avante]

You got outed on your dates old man.

You are a liar.

Dude, how many times have I posted....born in 1949...well? And mentioned my navy days from 69-72. So cool your lying, ok guy?

[SpursforSix]

Dude, how many times have I posted....born in 1949...well? And mentioned my navy days from 69-72. So cool your lying, ok guy?

joining the Navy in 1964. We got it.

[Chucho]

Avante doing Avante things and hating being called out for it.

[Avante]

joining the Navy in 1964. We got it.

19.5-20.5 as a 13/14 year old kid, which is humanly impossble. We got it.

[Avante]

Avante doing Avante things and hating being called out for it.

Wrong as usual, do you ever get anything right?

[Chucho]

Wrong as usual, do you ever get anything right?

No, you were doing you per par.

[Avante]

No, you were doing you per par.

You really get off on this don't ya half pint? Now don't fuck around trying to deny it we see you all over the place messing with everybody, so what gives with that, well?

People come to me I don't chase after them, ever notice that? Ah...90%...of the time, few exceptions.

Dude, don't ya get tired of humping legs?

I'll post something knowing what will happen, it's all by design amigo. I don't have to chase after others, something you constantly do.

[Chucho]

You really get off on this don't ya half pint? Now don't fuck around trying to deny it we see you all over the place messing with everybody, so what gives with that, well?

People come to me I don't chase after them, ever notice that? Ah...90%...of the time, few exceptions.

Dude, don't ya get tired of humping legs?

I'll post something knowing what will happen, it's all by design amigo. I don't have to chase after others, something you constantly do.

Who is "we"?

[Avante]

Who is "we"?

Work with me here guy, ok?

See this......you really get off on this don't ya?....that is a question, how about some comment and not ignoring it with a question, make sense? So you never learned how to converse with others, trust me little guy, it's not ignoring what they ask with a question, ok?

Now answer my fucking questions?

I'm on the verge of putting you in with Blake and Pavlov****, I did think ya had more on the ball than those two idiotic losers but starting to think I was wrong, I totally ignore them.

**** no doubt you've noticed them following me around begging for a crumb, is that going to be you also?

[pgardn]

19.5-20.5 as a 13/14 year old kid, which is humanly impossble. We got it.

This is how you defend your dates you sorry old pecker?

[Avante]

This is how you defend your dates you sorry old pecker?

When do you....


SFS I know track, so stop lying about running a 19.5-20.5 200m as a middle school kid, ok? That is totally/completely/100% humanly impossible. Stop lying....ok?

Well?

Do you believe him?

[pgardn]

When do you....


SFS I know track, so stop lying about running a 19.5-20.5 200m as a middle school kid, ok? That is totally/completely/100% humanly impossible. Stop lying....ok?

Well?

Do you believe him?

Thats a pitiful deflection.
You have yet to explain your dates.
Explain them. Don’t just tell us when you were born.

[Chucho]

Work with me here guy, ok?

See this......you really get off on this don't ya?....that is a question, how about some comment and not ignoring it with a question, make sense? So you never learned how to converse with others, trust me little guy, it's not ignoring what they ask with a question, ok?

Now answer my fucking questions?

I'm on the verge of putting you in with Blake and Pavlov****, I did think ya had more on the ball than those two idiotic losers but starting to think I was wrong, I totally ignore them.

**** no doubt you've noticed them following me around begging for a crumb, is that going to be you also?

You're gonna ignore me like you do them? As in say you do but reply to every post they make about you?

You don't know what "ignore" means. You're really not smart at all.

[Avante]

Thats a pitiful deflection.
You have yet to explain your dates.
Explain them. Don’t just tell us when you were born.

So do you beieve SFS ran a 19.5-20.5 or not, well?

[Avante]

You're gonna ignore me like you do them? As in say you do but reply to every post they make about you?

You don't know what "ignore" means. You're really not smart at all.

Dude, I never ever talk to Blake/pavlov so why the lie?

And, a guy like you really does need to cool talking smarts, it looks weird.

[pgardn]

So do you beieve SFS ran a 19.5-20.5 or not, well?

Irrelevant to YOUR dates ya fckn liar.

[pgardn]

Dude, I never ever talk to Blake/pavlov so why the lie?

And, a guy like you really does need to cool talking smarts, it looks weird.

Another lie.

[Avante]

Irrelevant to YOUR dates ya fckn liar.

So why is it you totally ignore what you know is a huge lie in 19.5-20.5, well?

[Avante]

Another lie.

Wanna make a 90 day self bannishment on that?

[pgardn]

Wanna make a 90 day self bannishment on that?

Banished from what?

[pgardn]

So why is it you totally ignore what you know is a huge lie in 19.5-20.5, well?

Irrelevant to YOUR lies concerning YOUR timeline.

Try again.
Why did you lie?

[Avante]

Irrelevant to YOUR lies concerning YOUR timeline.

Try again.
Why did you lie?

Why are you ignoring this OBVIOUS lie....19.5-20.5...well?

[pgardn]

Irrelevant to YOUR lies concerning YOUR timeline.

Try again.
Why did you lie?

[Avante]

Dude, you are into track, you know as well as I do there has neve been a 13/14 year old kid who could run a 19.5-20.5. That is why the record is 21.77.

So why are you ok with his lie, well?

So are you ever going to.....yep, a lie.....?

[Avante]

Banished from what?

Take too long to explain.