Sex is as good for the brain as it is for the body

[ducks]

https://www.mercurynews.com/2018/06/05/sexual-activity-is-as-good-for-the-brain-as-it-is-for-the-body/

[Avante]

If done right nothing beats great sex, nothing. No not talking the backseat of that old broke down Chevy out back, not talking about a quickie. And not talking about ....what was her name? I am talking a true love affair sex.

[Blake]

20 pages of olangapo denial incoming

[Trainwreck2100]

that's just disgusting

[Avante]

The key to great sex is time. The two of you have had the time to figure it out. What works and what doesn't.

There is something to those one night stands .....variety.

But a one shot deal just can't compare to time tested sex.

Women want to be romanced, and it really is the little things. And ya better listen to her ramble on afterwards.

[Avante]

I was out in Armona, at....The Armona Club, sitting at the bar. When I felt a tap on my shoulder, turning around there stood a cute little blonde.

cute...ah...my friends want to leave if I stay could you give me a ride home? I love the way ya dance.
Avante....(thinking, yep,there is a God)....let me buy ya a drink and we'll talk about it, say good bye to your friends.

That was on a Friday night, I got back to my apartment Monday morning. I could hardly walk, she almost killed me.

Women will gobble you up if ya can dance.

[Spurminator]

OP assumes this means literally having his brain fucked.

[spurraider21]

OP assumes this means literally having his brain fucked.
rodney dangerfield had a good line about a psychologist who was also a hooker

for $100 she'd blow your mind

[DJR210]

If done discretely nothing beats great sex with a child, nothing. No not talking the backseat of that old US Navy Jeep out back, not talking about a quickie. And not talking about ....what was her age? I am talking a true statutory rape.

Fixed

[Avante]

Fixed

Dude, a Navy Jeep out back? Dummy, out back of where, a bar? Stupid, you have no idea how damn stupid that is. Hotel rooms are all over the place ya dumb fuck, who in the hell needs a fucking Jeep?

My God we have some idiots here, it's unreal.

[DJR210]

Hotel rooms are all over the place ya dumb fuck, who in the hell needs a fucking Jeep?

So you're confirming you took child sex trafficking victims to hotels?

[Bill_Brasky]

rodney dangerfield had a good line about a psychologist who was also a hooker

for $100 she'd blow your mind

Gold, Jerry. Gold.

[pgardn]

I was out in Armona, at....The Armona Club, sitting at the bar. When I felt a tap on my shoulder, turning around there stood a cute little blonde.

cute...ah...my friends want to leave if I stay could you give me a ride home? I love the way ya dance.
Avante....(thinking, yep,there is a God)....let me buy ya a drink and we'll talk about it, say good bye to your friends.

That was on a Friday night, I got back to my apartment Monday morning. I could hardly walk, she almost killed me.

Women will gobble you up if ya can dance.




So you're confirming you took child sex trafficking victims to hotels?

Avante.

WTF do you expect when you start dealing out the rubbish?

[Avante]

So you're confirming you took child sex trafficking victims to hotels?

You don't get any of this at all do ya skippy, not a clue of any kind.

Pay attention, ok?


FULL GROWN...mature women worked these bars, are ya with me son?

Why is it you keep totlly ignoring what started all this? I posted a thread about my distand for all that over there and what I'd do to some sick ass pedo....OK???????????? How that ever became...you pedo...just tells us how fucked up the posters here really are.

If I'd seen anyone messing with some kid in abar it's...."get lost guyand doit now" and I;m talking to the manager as to why kids re in his bar....ok?

There is nothing anyone can pull up that has me saying anything where...you pedo...would fit, and everybody here knows that.

[ducks]

STUDY: 10% Of People Admit To Checking Phone During Sex...
http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2018/06/07/study-10-percent-people-checking-phone-during-sex/

[Avante]

Avante.

WTF do you expect when you start dealing out the rubbish?


I expect people to stop ignoring what my stance on this sick shit is. I have made it very clear if I came in contact with some sick ass pedo I'm beating this sick fuck to a pulp. So all we really see here are some immatire idiiots totally ignoring reality.

Who can show us anything I've ever said that deserved...you pedo...where is that at, yep...it doesn't exist.

[pgardn]

I expect people to stop ignoring what my stance on this sick shit is. I have made it very clear if I came in contact with some sick ass pedo I'm beating this sick fuck to a pulp. So all we really see here are some immatire idiiots totally ignoring reality.

Who can show us anything I've ever said that deservesd...you pedo...where is that at, yep...it doesn't exist.

Stop with your mind-numbing self adulation.

[Avante]

Stop with your mind-numbing self adulation.

Love to as soon as my stance on sick ass pedos stops being ignored.

Notice how you ignored....what did I ever say that deserves....you pedo? Yep, you know there isnt anything.

[pgardn]

Love to as soon as my stance on

BS.

You see how you just got ignored.
You are not trusted. Because you choose not to be.
Welcome to your fate on this board.

[Avante]

BS.

You see how you just got ignored.
You are not trusted. Because you choose not to be.
Welcome to your fate on this board.

Dude, who accuses anyone of being a sick ass pedo when there is nothing that even hints at that? Yep, assholes and idots....right? And cowards.

My fate on this board is make a HUGE difference, as we all see......total success. And I do prefer being a villian, far more fun, and I do have fun.

[Avante]

Think little people, ok?

You always ran in gangs over there, you weren't even allowed to leave the base unless there were three of you. Now think, ok? Who in the fuck would want their buddies seeing them with some little kid, well? Yep, it would be....dude, you some sick ass pedo? Then back on the ship....the guy is into little kids, what a sicko.

Ok?

But....never saw any kids in any bars. And would have complained if I would have.

You were approached outside the bars by maggots selling drugs, stolen goods and young girls. Yep, it was...get lost.

[pgardn]

Dude, who accuses anyone of being a sick ass pedo when there is nothing that even hints at that? Yep, assholes and idots....right? And cowards.

My fate on this board is make a HUGE difference, as we all see......total success. And I do prefer being a villian, far more fun, and I do have fun.

You are far from a villain outside of your transgressions.
You are merely a lying pain in the ass now. But you make a great punching bag for basically every member of this board. So yes, you will survive.

[Avante]

You are far from a villain outside of your transgressions.
You are merely a lying pain in the ass now. But you make a great punching bag for basically every member of this board. So yes, you will survive.

Why be like you and everybody else? That would bore the fuck out of me. I get people involved, rev some engines, hell, we even have posters here following me around I never even talk to. Bottom line......impact. Trust me little man there is nobody here who can out punch Avante, we see that all the time, so line um up.

I don't care what anyone thinks about movies, tv shows, fav burger, ok? I do what entertains Avante and it has always worked, and will always work.


We all had a party, everyone was going to be there, we were introduced as we walked in, who do you think everybody would be dying to see and meet, yep......................AVANTE.

Annoucer....now we have....Avante and his beautiful wife Judy. Every head in the place would turn, then......my God she's stunning.

[pgardn]

We all had a party, everyone was going to be there, we were introduced as we walked in, who do you think everybody would be dying to see and meet, yep......................AVANTE.

Annoucer....now we have....Avante and his beautiful wife Judy. Every head in the place would turn, then......my God she's stunning.

Oh my...

To see And be seen.
Wow.
What a night for you and Judy...

Did you then dance in beautiful kinetic poetry to start the gayla?

[Avante]

Oh my...

To see And be seen.
Wow.
What a night for you and Judy...

Did you then dance in beautiful kinetic poetry to start the gayla?

Once everyone got over......damn, you're even bigger and more buffed in person, and Judy is ravishing. You guys might as well take the floor.

Here the truth really comes out, yes......The Dancer and his Amazon, totally in their element weaving a magical spell over everyone. We have been the star attractions many times, yep, used to it. Nothing sexier than a great dancer.

One of our favorite dance tunes.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=919Gt1SczVY

As is this one.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4LWIP7SAjY


Here it's that dirty, nasty, Juke Joint grind



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiNRIR8tjFc

[resistanze]

Well this explains OP's brain damage perfectly tbh

[pgardn]

Wow.

What a night.
Did they write about in the Social Section of the LA Times?

[Avante]

After the party, on our way back home.

Judy...what was with all those little people? My neck hurts from lookiing down at them?
Avante.....ha~~~ I get a kick out of them.
Judy...you're weird.
Avante...you sure looked great tonight.
Judy....I must have all those midgets staring at my ass all night, sheesh!
Avante...Texas