Democrats ready to start cvil war

[RandomGuy]

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Dammit, why didn't I get the memo, and had to find out from Alex Jones?

[RandomGuy]

Shit... I don't even know what the dress code is...?

Are we going to potluck this bitch or what? My wife makes some great breakfast nachos...

[Chucho]

:lmao

A "civil war" in this society would mostly be flame threads all over social media.

[RandomGuy]

My Darling,

War is hell. The Battle of Trader Joe's lasted many days. We lost half our battalion, some to enemy fire, some to the dreaded Covfefe virus. I still live, but for how much longer I do not know. Pray for us. #secondcivilwarletters

[RandomGuy]

Dearest,

I take pen to hand to write to tell you I am not well. We are bunkered down in Olive Garden with only breadsticks and house Chardonnay to sustain us. My heart is sorrowful, but my resolve is stron. No carbs. Not now. Not ever.

Your loyal wife... #secondcivilwarletters

[Chucho]

I listened to about 20 seconds right now. How can anyone take this moron seriously? The only other thought I had was, "Holy shit, washed up Kevin James could totally play this clown if they made a mockumentary of him...which would be fucking awesome if even half as good as that Staling camp that just came out..."

[RandomGuy]

My love,

The MAGA forces mounted a counter-offensive and broke through our defenses at the mall. Their troops were overjoyed to capture the Chick-fil-A which was followed by their great consternation when they realized it was Sunday.

#secondcivilwarletters

[Pavlov]

This week is no good for me. Let me know how it goes.

[RandomGuy]

I listened to about 20 seconds right now. How can anyone take this moron seriously? The only other thought I had was, "Holy shit, washed up Kevin James could totally play this clown if they made a mockumentary of him...which would be fucking awesome if even half as good as that Staling camp that just came out..."

Having lived in Austin since getting out of the army, I have had the "pleasure" of watching this guy waaay back int he 90's when he was still on cable access.

He has been predicting this crap for almost 2 decades. I remember watching him flip out before the millennium bug, where Bill Clinton was going to declare martial law, and herd us into FEMA death camps.

Twitter is mocking him mercilessly. :rollin

[RandomGuy]

This week is no good for me. Let me know how it goes.

It is a bit of short notice, but I re-arranged my schedule. The local battalion is forming up at the Circle K at reveille in the morn. Rumor has is the hard tack can be washed down with enough ICEE, and we are to move on the local MAGA stronghold at Cracker Barrel. I will write when I can.

[Chucho]

Don't forget the S'mores flavored Schnaaps!

[boutons_deux]

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why didn't I get the memo

memo? how about ammo?

[boutons_deux]

If y'all missed it, AJ's lawyer in court said AJ was also show biz, not serious

"AJ net worth" comes up with $10M, for spouting bullshit and selling crap to the rubes

[AaronY]

If y'all missed it, AJ's lawyer in court said AJ was also show biz, not serious

"AJ net worth" comes up with $10M, for spouting bullshit and selling crap to the rubes
Whoa!

True if huge

[monosylab1k]

All those “second civil war” tweets going around are cringey as fuck.

[Pavlov]

Today's young chickenhawks have no idea.

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[Blake]

My Darling,

War is hell. The Battle of Trader Joe's lasted many days. We lost half our battalion, some to enemy fire, some to the dreaded Covfefe virus. I still live, but for how much longer I do not know. Pray for us. #secondcivilwarletters

"...read a book, it was filled with letters that soldiers in the Civil War had written to their girlfriends back home. These guys were kids. They were fourteen, fifteen-year old kids. Most of these guys had never even been to school, but every single letter in the book was incredible. Every single letter was like: (in southern accent) "My dearest Hannah, this morn finds me wrecked by the fiery pangs of your absence. I'll bear your cherished memory with me, as I battle the forces of tyranny and oppression." Now, think about what the typical letter from your average modern-day soldier, to his girlfriend back home in like, New Jersey's got to read like: (in New Jersey accent) "Dear Marie, it is hot as fuck out here. It is hard to fight these sand monkeys, wit your balls stuck to your legs. It is very, very hot out here because I am in the dessert..."

-Greg Giraldo

[boutons_deux]

Today's young chickenhawks have no idea.

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nope, 1968 was crazy in USA, France les evenements, and elsewhere. the planet was against USA and VN war, USA having squandered at lot of its prestige gained in WWII

The military draft was of course a huge motivator to get out and protest from young people

Chicago cops beating the shit out protestors at Dem nominating convention

Repugs secretly scuttling the Paris Peace Talks "october suprise" to deny Hubert Humphrey and Dems any election momentum, credit.

[rmt]

nope, 1968 was crazy in USA, France les evenements, and elsewhere. the planet was against USA and VN war, USA having squandered at lot of its prestige gained in WWII

The military draft was of course a huge motivator to get out and protest from young people

Chicago cops beating the shit out protestors at Dem nominating convention

Repugs secretly scuttling the Paris Peace Talks "october suprise" to deny Hubert Humphrey and Dems any election momentum, credit.

Well, why do some of you go on like the sky is falling now?

[Pavlov]

Well, why do some of you go on like the sky is falling now?Did you read the OP?

[rmt]

Did you read the OP?

Nope - just responding to bou's post.

[Pavlov]

Nope - just responding to bou's post.:lol It's the title of the thread and Jones isn't the only idiot pushing this.

[boutons_deux]

Well, why do some of you go on like the sky is falling now?

because an organized, predatory, vicious oligarchy didn't really exist in the '60s.

The oligarchy got organized in the early '70s (Powell memo) in response to the social progress of the 30s, 50s, 60s.

[Chucho]

because an organized, predatory, vicious oligarchy didn't really exist in the '60s.

The oligarchy got organized in the early '70s (Powell memo) in response to the social progress of the 30s, 50s, 60s.

LOL. What a fucking batshit crazy conspiritard this piece of worthless shit is. "The Oligarchy"...:lmao

[Chris]

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[DMC]

Shit... I don't even know what the dress code is...?

Are we going to potluck this bitch or what? My wife makes some great breakfast nachos...

I doubt you'd forego the beer money needed to make the trip.

[Chris]

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[DarrinS]

That would be a very short civil war.

[Floyd Pacquiao]

Closest we'll get to a civil war
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[Chucho]

Hypothetically, who yall have winning this if it ever happened?

[pgardn]

Hypothetically, who yall have winning this if it ever happened?

Minnesota.

[Pavlov]

Hypothetically, who yall have winning this if it ever happened?
The right wing has the guns but they are always on the verge of scaring themselves to death anyway, so who knows?

[SnakeBoy]

Hypothetically, who yall have winning this if it ever happened?

Homeland Security

[SnakeBoy]

Or perhaps TeyshaBlue with his hot dog gun

[koriwhat]

LOL. What a fucking batshit crazy conspiritard this piece of worthless shit is. "The Oligarchy"...:lmao

2016, the year the retards learned of the word oligarchy and continue to scream it loud and proud over and over again like children while not knowing what the fuck they speak of.

[koriwhat]

Closest we'll get to a civil war
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Fucking beat the living shit out of all them hipster losers!

[pgardn]

2016, the year the retards learned of the word oligarchy and continue to scream it loud and proud over and over again like children while not knowing what the fuck they speak of.

Kinda like Globalists.

[boutons_deux]

rightwingnutjob assholes think that in supporting Trash and Repugs that are striking a blow against the oligarchy and globalism.

One of the great values of ST politics is observing HOW FUCKING STUPID AND CREDULOUS rightwingnutjobs are.

[koriwhat]

rightwingnutjob assholes think that in supporting Trash and Repugs that are striking a blow against the oligarchy and globalism.

One of the great values of ST politics is observing HOW FUCKING STUPID AND CREDULOUS rightwingnutjobs are.

This coming from an absolute retarded loon like yourself is comical. What meds are you on btw?

[Chucho]

This coming from an absolute retarded loon like yourself is comical. What meds are you on btw?

He does the David Carradine thing. Let's hope he can one day afford a stronger belt instead of using mommy's scarves.

[AaronY]

Hypothetically, who yall have winning this if it ever happened?
You guys are pretty tough man. You could definitely kill way more Americans than us which is a useful 21st century skill for sure

[AaronY]

I hear some explosions sounds outside...has it started?

[AaronY]

Kids are laughing tho..not really sure whats that about. maybe theyre republicans cheering their dads on as they mow down the libs or something

[spurraider21]

LOL. What a fucking batshit crazy conspiritard this piece of worthless shit is. "The Oligarchy"...:lmao
not as bad as "deep state" :lmao

[AaronY]

I hear some explosions sounds outside...has it started?
still scared imo

[Chucho]

not as bad as "deep state" :lmao

There's a difference?

[Blake]

There's a difference?

You'll need to ask Bilderberg

[Chucho]

You'll need to ask Bilderberg


That's where the Pizzagate people sacrifice children in druid robes, right?

[RandomGuy]

The right wing has the guns but they are always on the verge of scaring themselves to death anyway, so who knows?

"conservative" tends to skew older. I can't see a battalion of bubba's marching 30 miles in Texas and being in any shape to do anything other than pant under a tree, let alone win a firefight.

[Chucho]

"conservative" tends to skew older. I can't see a battalion of bubba's marching 30 miles in Texas and being in any shape to do anything other than pant under a tree, let alone win a firefight.


The Liberal Youth will demand someone hold their guns for them because they're too busy taking selfies. They then get captured after all of them post their battle plans on social media.

[Xevious]

What did I miss? Is the civil war over? Did you guys meet up at Starbucks to attack the Golden Corral, or what?

[TeyshaBlue]

Or perhaps TeyshaBlue with his hot dog gun

There ain't no argument when yer packing one of these.

[RandomGuy]

The Liberal Youth will demand someone hold their guns for them because they're too busy taking selfies. They then get captured after all of them post their battle plans on social media.

:lol

Well-played.

[RandomGuy]

What did I miss? Is the civil war over? Did you guys meet up at Starbucks to attack the Golden Corral, or what?

Alex Jones exposed the plan so we all canceled, just like we did the last 20 times. FOILED AGAIN!!!!

[Pavlov]

:lol makes me memba this gem.

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[rmt]

Seems like some connect right-wing with conservatives with older. If that's the case, I pick them instead of the snowflake, liberal young. Not to mention the guns and money.

[Pavlov]

Seems like some connect right-wing with conservatives with older. If that's the case, I pick them instead of the snowflake, liberal young. Not to mention the guns and money.The old right wingers are the snowflakes saying there is going to be a civil war.

[Winehole23]

LOL. What a fucking batshit crazy conspiritard this piece of worthless shit is. "The Oligarchy"...:lmaonot really

https://scholar.princeton.edu/sites/default/files/mgilens/files/gilens_and_page_2014_-testing_theories_of_american_politics.doc.pdf

[Winehole23]

if you're blind to it you don't even understand Trump

[Chris]

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[Pavlov]

1015766882148929537You scared, Chris?

[Chris]

You scared, Chris?

These people have no chance.

[Pavlov]

These people have no chance.Chance for what?

[Chris]

Chance for what?

What you are implying.

[Pavlov]

What you are implying.You said they have no chance. Not me.

I can't tell you what you meant.

I asked you what you meant.

:lol Chris

[rmt]

These people have nothing better to do?

[Quadzilla99]

These people have nothing better to do?

Are you retarded?

[Quadzilla99]

I mean no one started anything here and the only ones who look bad are the far right retards who thought there would be a Civil War and i know you arent criticizing them

[rmt]

Did you read the OP?


Nope - just responding to bou's post.


Are you retarded?If I were, I probably wouldn't know that I was, would I?


I mean no one started anything here and the only ones who look bad are the far right retards who thought there would be a Civil War and i know you arent criticizing themI don't have time to read whole threads. I usually come in - look at the last page and sometimes comment.

[Th'Pusher]

I don't have time to read whole threads. I usually come in - look at the last page and sometimes comment.

Awesome! At least she admits she doesn’t know what she is talking about...

[rmt]

I'm not reading threads from the beginning - 4 days ago.

[CosmicCowboy]

Are you retarded?

It was a legitimate question. What kind of retard stalks public figures and pickets their houses? Who are these losers? Are they being paid to do it?

[baseline bum]

Seems like some connect right-wing with conservatives with older. If that's the case, I pick them instead of the snowflake, liberal young. Not to mention the guns and money.

The fuck are you talking about son, you got the biggest snowflake in the country sitting in the white house.

[rmt]

The fuck are you talking about son, you got the biggest snowflake in the country sitting in the white house.

Wasn't the question about which side you'd pick?

That snowflake happened to win the highest office in this land (against all odds/biggest political upset ever). Besides, he is commander-in-chief and has Secret Service protecting him.

[baseline bum]

Wasn't the question about which side you'd pick?

That snowflake happened to win the highest office in this land (against all odds/biggest political upset ever). Besides, he is commander-in-chief and has Secret Service protecting him.

And he is a snowflake piece of shit.

[SnakeBoy]

And he is a snowflake piece of shit.

That snowflake piece of shit is kicking your ass

[baseline bum]

That snowflake piece of shit is kicking your ass

And you're licking his.

[Pavlov]

And you're licking his.
:lol

[Chris]

Left can't even come up with their own insults :lol

"Trump is a piece of shit" -this is 99% of Liberals on the street. This is literally all they have to say now :lol

These people are dumb and easily triggered. Quick to violence.

[SnakeBoy]

And you're licking his.

:lol you're so angry.

You should be tbh. Progressive movement is being set back decades and likely destroyed altogether if Big Dog gets a 2nd term. I know you're a smart guy so you know this is true. Must really sting considering not too long ago Dems had absolute control and all they did was nibble around the edges a little bit. That's probably why they are so fucked now.

[Pavlov]

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[baseline bum]

:lol you're so angry.

You should be tbh. Progressive movement is being set back decades and likely destroyed altogether if Big Dog gets a 2nd term. I know you're a smart guy so you know this is true. Must really sting considering not too long ago Dems had absolute control and all they did was nibble around the edges a little bit. That's probably why they are so fucked now.

Just like the Republican party was dead and would never win another national election a couple of years ago right?

[SnakeBoy]

Just like the Republican party was dead and would never win another national election a couple of years ago right?

I didn't say anything about the Democrat party, I said progressive movement. There's a difference.

[RandomGuy]

:lol you're so angry.

You should be tbh. Progressive movement is being set back decades and likely destroyed altogether if Big Dog gets a 2nd term. I know you're a smart guy so you know this is true. Must really sting considering not too long ago Dems had absolute control and all they did was nibble around the edges a little bit. That's probably why they are so fucked now.

Meh.

Republicans cheated, and gerrymandered their way into power in a lot of states. Not really a long-term strategy for winning.

What is astonishing is how fast conservatism is flushing itself down the toilet, and taking the Trump party with it. Close parallels are what happened in California after the state GOP started shitting on Latinos, who used to split their vote fairly closely, and now vote for Democrats with 40+ point margins.

Coupled with the Trump party not picking women to run:

Young women, like young men, tend to have lower rates of party affiliation. What DOES matter to them, is whether there is a woman running on a ticket.

No Trump party women on ticket, fewer votes from unaffiliated young women.

Demographic trends don't happen overnight.

Outside your delusional echo chamber, not everybody buys your "muh social justice warrior" propaganda.

Most statements from conservatives that start with "the left is..." is pretty much a lie intended for the faithful to demonize people on the left.