Married woman, mechanic die during sex in her garage

[InRareForm]

https://www.nj.com/essex/index.ssf/2018/07/married_woman_her_mechanic_die_during_barter_sex_i n_her_garage.html

[DMC]

It matters she was married?

[SpursforSix]

What a dumb shit mechanic to be in a running car in a closed garage.

[spurraider21]

It matters she was married?
adds to the drama of the story, certainly. especially considering the husband came home to find the two dead in the garage mid-pork

that's unimaginably shitty for the husband

[Chucho]

What an irresponsible mechanic. He didn't even have his safety goggles on.

[Chucho]

What kind of mechanic leaves his tool in the vagina of a dead broad? Definitely not ASE certified.

[DMC]

adds to the drama of the story, certainly. especially considering the husband came home to find the two dead in the garage mid-pork

that's unimaginably shitty for the husband

Blake ok?

[spurraider21]

What an irresponsible mechanic. He didn't even have his safety goggles on.


What kind of mechanic leaves his tool in the vagina of a dead broad? Definitely not ASE certified.
0/2

you'll get one eventually. keep swinging

[Chucho]

0/2

you'll get one eventually. keep swinging

Bend over, I'll show you keep swinging.

Is...is that a good'n?

[SpursforSix]

Did he leave his tool in her trunk?

[SpursforSix]

Can you check my oil?
Sure
Hey..that's not the oil pan.
Well, that's not a dipstick.

[SpursforSix]

It's tougher than it seems. It'd be better if he was a plumber.

[Blake]

Blake ok?

Yup.

How bout you?

[Blake]

It's tougher than it seems. It'd be better if he was a plumber.

It's like a family feud question. Top 7 answers in the board.

How would you describe the husband who walked in having sex with a mechanic?

[DMC]

His torque wrench was dead on balls accurate.

[Blake]

His torque wrench was dead on balls accurate.

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[SpursforSix]

All she asked for was a rear end alignment

[spurraider21]

His torque wrench was dead on balls accurate.
:lol winner

[SpursforSix]

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[SpursforSix]

^

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[UNT Eagles 2016]

adds to the drama of the story, certainly. especially considering the husband came home to find the two dead in the garage mid-pork

that's unimaginably shitty for the husband
on the bright side... won't have to split money 50/50 anymore and will have a free and better sex life

on the downside... the embarrassment of getting cucked and you're going to have to shell out a few hundred for an interior car cleaning.

[DJR210]

:lmao

[monosylab1k]

The 41-year-old woman was apparently paying for work on her car by having sex with the 56-year-old mechanic

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[Isitjustme?]

^

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What movie is that?

[DMC]

Good Morning Vietnam

[Spurtacular]

Yup.

How bout you?

Being a cuck is old hat for you, after all. :lol

[Blake]

Being a cuck is old hat for you, after all. :lol

Hey make another thread about me. I dare you

[Spurtacular]

Hey make another thread about me. I dare you

One main thread mocking you is sufficient as I've already explained. Your third-grade comeback reporotoire being what it is, you still have to come with this.

[Blake]

One main thread mocking you is sufficient as I've already explained. Your third-grade comeback reporotoire being what it is, you still have to come with this.

Lol "third-grade comeback repertoire"

[Spurtacular]

Lol "third-grade comeback repertoire"

Yea, that's what I face. I don't know if that's an L for you or for me, tbh. :lol

[Blake]

Yea, that's what I face. I don't know if that's an L for you or for me, tbh. :lol

You're stupid. Everyone here knows it. 1st grade level comebacks are all that anyone needs here any more to tell it like it is.

[Blake]

Spurts pending comeback:

"derp derp derp cuck cuck derp derp cuck :lmao"

[Spurtacular]

You're stupid. Everyone here knows it. 1st grade level comebacks are all that anyone needs here any more to tell it like it is.

:lol Cuck breaking out his arsenal.
:lol Bragging that his meager catalog of comebacks is sufficient.

[Spurtacular]

Spurts pending comeback:

"derp derp derp cuck cuck derp derp cuck :lmao"

You're the one who had a presser about becoming one. Not my fault you weren't smart enough to walk away after that.

[Blake]

Spurts pending comeback:

"derp derp derp cuck cuck derp derp cuck :lmao"

Easy call.

You're stupid

[Spurtacular]

Easy call.

You're stupid

You're a cuck. You have nary any high ground.

[Blake]

Easy call.

You're stupid