Ivanka Trump to shut down fashion company

[ducks]

https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/24/politics/ivanka-trump-brand-company/index.html

[Pavlov]

lol

[clambake]

what happens to all the out of work chinese?

[Kim Jong-il]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUyqDxa2k3w

[hater]

Posturing for 2024 tbqh

[KenMcCoy]

Posturing for 2024 tbqh

Yep

[boutons_deux]

Ivanka Trump Named Dean of Business School at Trump University

https://media.newyorker.com/photos/5b588bfa164b1256ae6f8a21/master/w_1298,c_limit/Borowitz-IvankaTrumpUniversity.jpg

NEW YORK —Calling it “an exciting new chapter in my amazing life,” Ivanka Trump has been named dean of the business school at the newly reconstituted Trump University.

“I’ve been incredibly blessed with stratospheric success as a businessperson,”

Dean Trump said on Wednesday.

“This is my chance to give something back, for only fifty thousand dollars in tuition and other fees.”

Trump said that students enrolling at the Trump University School of Business can look forward to gleaning wisdom not only from her but from

another star faculty member, Jared Kushner.

“When it comes to business, Jared has been almost as incredible I have,” she said.

In online promotional materials for the school, Dean Trump promises “an unforgettable educational experience” for “students who want to learn business the Ivanka way.”

“Many people take years to get a business off the ground,” Dean Trump writes.

“At the Trump University School of Business, I’ll show you how to open a business and close it down in four years flat.”

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/ivanka-trump-named-dean-of-business-school-at-trump-university (https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/ivanka-trump-named-dean-of-business-school-at-trump-university)

[Winehole23]

originally reported in the Financial Times(paywalled (https://www.ft.com/content/44dd27d8-158d-11e9-a581-4ff78404524e)):

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[Spurtacular]

originally reported in the Financial Times(paywalled (https://www.ft.com/content/44dd27d8-158d-11e9-a581-4ff78404524e)):

1083927789663793153

World bank bad now?

[Spurtacular]

what happens to all the out of work chinese?

You worried about them, blake?

[Winehole23]

World bank bad now?It's not a sign of weakness to cry out for help because you're not sure what to say.