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timvp
04-23-2003, 04:17 PM
ljinprincessland: i'm going to start a thread in the club about IM transcripts
ljinprincessland: good idea?
koriellis21: saying what?
ljinprincessland: post IM transcripts
ljinprincessland: probably won't work
koriellis21: I don't get it'
ljinprincessland: neither do i
koriellis21: :confused
ljinprincessland: nevermind

travis2
04-23-2003, 04:18 PM
hmmm...needs a bit more humor...

I can supply the elephant jokes...http://www.ezboard.com/images/posticons/pi_elephant.gif

pseudofan
04-23-2003, 04:27 PM
AAAAAHHHHHHHHRRRRRGGGG!!!!

I HATE ELEPHANT JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:vomit :vomit :vomit :vomit :vomit

travis2
04-23-2003, 04:31 PM
But do you like elephants? I have one in my pocket, after all...http://www.ezboard.com/images/posticons/pi_elephant.gif

timvp
04-23-2003, 04:34 PM
jinprincessland: where is ballaplaya
kjdprimo: ah
ljinprincessland: or that other alias you had?
kdprimo: he is hanging out
kdprimo: maxfreeagent
kdprimo: i don't remember the pw
kdprimo: sucks
ljinprincessland: lol
ljinprincessland: its probably fuckalamo50
kdprimo: ha
kdprimo: you think he is going to want to fight on friday?
kdprimo: lol
ljinprincessland: probably
ljinprincessland: are you packin'?
kdprimo: ha
kdprimo: nah
kdprimo: i was in karate while I was young and in a combat arms force in the Army so i am not worried
kdprimo: lol
kdprimo: i don't own a gun
ljinprincessland: sequ can kick some azz
kdprimo: nah
kdprimo: we should buy him a utah hat and all autograph it
kdprimo: that would be funny
ljinprincessland: yeah
ljinprincessland: we might have to do that
kdprimo: i'll have to check walmart for one
ljinprincessland: good idea

pseudofan
04-23-2003, 04:44 PM
Travis,

I own an elephant already....thanks.

But if I ever run into anyone looking for an elephant, I'll send them in your direction.

travis2
04-23-2003, 04:48 PM
:lol

timvp
04-23-2003, 04:48 PM
kdprimo: lmao
ljinprincessland: :)
kdprimo: good one
kdprimo: you got me
kdprimo: beyitch
ljinprincessland: lol
kdprimo: thats why you started that thread
kdprimo: so you could post im convo
kdprimo: s
kdprimo: i was like wtf?
ljinprincessland: haha

SequSpur
04-23-2003, 04:48 PM
ljinprincessland: its probably fuckalamo50


:rollin

SaraPet
04-23-2003, 04:51 PM
sara_petr (1:31:51 PM): i'm feelin wooooozy
sara_petr (1:31:55 PM): :vomit
jethro7179 (1:59:57 PM): uh oh
jethro7179 (2:00:05 PM): you nauseous?
jethro7179 (2:00:08 PM): gonna puke?
sara_petr (2:01:33 PM): no, not gonna puke
sara_petr (2:01:40 PM): it passed

travis2
04-23-2003, 04:52 PM
Sara!!

Do I have to come down there and kick your butt? Especially since today it won't be all that hard? :lol

SaraPet
04-23-2003, 04:53 PM
:kiss

SaraPet
04-23-2003, 04:54 PM
why? I answered your email

and quit hijacking the threads!:lol

timvp
04-23-2003, 04:55 PM
ljinprincessland: now do you get the thread?
koriellis21: ;yes
koriellis21: I just didn't see the humor in it at first
koriellis21: I have lots of saved IM transcripts that would be a riot
koriellis21: :)
ljinprincessland: lol
ljinprincessland: with you know who
ljinprincessland: and all those that we got emailed
ljinprincessland: :)
koriellis21: true
ljinprincessland: that would blow that thread up
ljinprincessland: but the spies would report back to the big dog within the hour
koriellis21: lol
ljinprincessland: we gotta keep some ammo on the down low
koriellis21: true
koriellis21: my pockets are full though
koriellis21: I gotta use some of it sooner or later
ljinprincessland: true dat

KoriEllis
04-23-2003, 04:57 PM
koriellis21: why aren't you posting?
koriellis21: Are you busy planning a hit on Tony Parker because of the Sue Bird rumors?
fspspdiddy: SHHHHHHHHHHHH
koriellis21: Sorry.
koriellis21: Can you wait til after the playoffs?
koriellis21: Oh never mind, do it now, he sucks so far.
fspspdiddy: exaclty
fspspdiddy: haha

SequSpur
04-23-2003, 04:57 PM
kdprimo: What did I do wrong this time..
dg: Call me.
kdprimo: What for?
dg: Can't say, just call me to clear things up
kdprimo: Don't be wuss..
dg: I don't want this to get ugly
kdprimo: Nah, its okay..
kdprimo: I post at fullsportpress.com, you should try it sometime.. Those funks named Kori and LJ really know there stuff...
dg: GFY
kdprimo: lmao..

pseudofan
04-23-2003, 05:02 PM
:shock :shock :shock

Man, you all are too funny!:lol

timvp
04-23-2003, 05:03 PM
kdprimo: i want my azz on da front page brotha
ljinprincessland: for what post?
kdprimo: also put tparks sorry azz woman's half court post up there as well....
kdprimo: tpark looked like a little bitch throwing up that shot
ljinprincessland: haha
ljinprincessland: he won't be happy if he reads this
kdprimo: wgaf!
ljinprincessland: so you are giving me permission?
kdprimo: lol
ljinprincessland: BY THE WAY ... I AM TALKING TO SEQU SPUR
kdprimo: lol
ljinprincessland: do you want any last shoutouts?
kdprimo: nah

SequSpur
04-23-2003, 05:03 PM
:lol

pseudofan
04-23-2003, 05:09 PM
timvp

stop posting that stuff until I can get home and check our life insurance policies :lol :lol :lol

SpursWoman
04-23-2003, 05:22 PM
OMG, I am never talking on IM's again! :shock




:lol

timvp
04-23-2003, 05:25 PM
ljinprincessland: "TimVp Is da man.... Come and get this Nigga" ... mouse posted that in a thread
ljinprincessland: i'm deeply offended
koriellis21: you are?
ljinprincessland: yes
ljinprincessland: i'm very sad
koriellis21: Why?
ljinprincessland: don't know
ljinprincessland: it hurt to my inner soul
ljinprincessland: :cry
koriellis21: Because Mouse thinks you are "da man"
koriellis21: or because he realized you are black?
ljinprincessland: just kidding
ljinprincessland: YOU'RE ON CANDID IM TRANSCRIPT!

SaraPet
04-23-2003, 05:48 PM
sara_petr: BOO
jethro7179: HOO
sara_petr: whoo??
jethro7179: lol
sara_petr: i'm finally back at work
sara_petr: shitload of stuff on my desk
jethro7179: I bet
jethro7179: so how do you feel?
sara_petr: crappy
sara_petr: did I tell you about my hallucinations?
jethro7179: the one where you saw Mongo?
sara_petr: yeah…damn, I thought I’d died and gone to hell
jethro7179: lol
jethro7179: you’re bad
sara_petr: yeah, I know, but that’s why you like me

timvp
04-23-2003, 05:49 PM
ljinprincessland: love you
koriellis21: I love you too.
koriellis21: How long do you think meeting will go?
ljinprincessland: depends what we do
koriellis21: Then what do you have to do afterward?
ljinprincessland: if we do marathon contract finishing
ljinprincessland: then i could be here a long time
ljinprincessland: if not, i'll probably be home from 6-8
ljinprincessland: :(
koriellis21: 6-8, if not??
koriellis21: then how late, if so??
ljinprincessland: 10-12
ljinprincessland: :(
koriellis21: Ridiculous.
koriellis21: Working is overrated.
ljinprincessland: lol
ljinprincessland: especially with Seratonin on the line
koriellis21: Seratonin is always available. I'm like a 24-hour Walgreens.
ljinprincessland: :)
ljinprincessland: i know about it

CrazyOne
04-23-2003, 06:21 PM
As I said before, get a room already.

SpursWoman
04-23-2003, 06:56 PM
I got one something like this last night....I don't save them:


marriedloserwithpregnantwife: hi, sexy
spurswoman21: hey....
marriedloserwithpregnantwife: you naked?
spurswoman21: WTF would I be naked? I'm sitting here working on my resume. Where's your wife?
marriedloserwithpregnantwife: she won't talk to me
spurswoman21: can't imagine why
spurswoman21: go rub her feet, I gotta go
spurswoman21 has logged off at 7:48pm...


:lol

KoriEllis
04-23-2003, 07:01 PM
loser is right!:lol

SanAntonioBard
04-23-2003, 08:09 PM
SAB: God?
Jaweh: Yes my son...
SAB: Why are there mean internet people?
Jaweh: Well, that's kind of hard to explain.
SAB: Please try :)
Jaweh: Think in terms of stinging nettles or poison ivy.
Jaweh: Not everything can be nice.
Jaweh: There has to be a downside.
Jaweh: That way, you appreciate the truly good things, like FSP.
SAB: I think I understand. Thanks, until next time. :)

Patrick Davis
04-30-2003, 01:45 PM
fspspdiddy: DAMNIT LJ
fspspdiddy: MANU IS GOD
ljinprincessland: lol
fspspdiddy: HE'S BETTER THAN GOD
fspspdiddy: GOD IS MANUS WOMAN
ljinprincessland: those responses are coming in the thread once the argentineans wakeup
fspspdiddy: hahaha
fspspdiddy: this is going in the club
ljinprincessland: lol

MannyIsGod
04-30-2003, 02:07 PM
you guys are nuts.:rollin

SpursWoman
04-30-2003, 02:29 PM
spurswoman21: OMG
spurswoman21: ROFLMFAO
koriellis21: "association of retarded citizens"
spurswoman21: that is saaaaaaaaaad
koriellis21: like it would be called that!!!
spurswoman21: "retarded?"
spurswoman21: lol
spurswoman21: no shit
spurswoman21: what a dumbass

timvp
04-30-2003, 02:31 PM
:spin

SpursWoman
04-30-2003, 02:42 PM
Here's are really old one I found:



slowmoe32_98: *&$%#
spurswoman21: damn
spurswoman21: I need to quit drinking so much coffee
slowmoe32_98: *$%#@*(^
slowmoe32_98: lol
spurswoman21: **&^%$^% &^%%##[email protected])&^& )(*
slowmoe32_98: &&%#[email protected](*&%^#



:lol

KoriEllis
04-30-2003, 03:05 PM
ljinprincessland: today and tomorrow i have to start training the peeps
ljinprincessland: i picked my friend aka the druggy and some nerdy white guy
koriellis21: funny
koriellis21: the nerd should balance out the druggy
koriellis21: were they happy you picked them?
ljinprincessland: i know about it
ljinprincessland: yeah pretty happy
ljinprincessland: i was going to pick this semi-chinese guy but he's probably smarter than me so that wasn't too coo'
koriellis21: lol

MannyIsGod
04-30-2003, 03:12 PM
not only that, but you don't wanna catch SARS.

SequSpur
05-01-2003, 04:56 PM
Manu vs. Malik in the olympics.....

ljinprincessland: he would crack the cracka azz cracka?
ljinprincessland: or is he not a cracka azz cracka?
kjdprimo: **** yea
kjdprimo: he is a half cracka azz cracka lefty cracka
ljinprincessland: damn
ljinprincessland: Ritz?
ljinprincessland: or Nabisco?
kjdprimo: Damn Graham cracka
ljinprincessland: lol

timvp
05-02-2003, 03:54 PM
ljinprincessland: STFU
kjdprimo: **** off
kjdprimo: spurs in 5 bitch
kjdprimo: front page material
ljinprincessland: lol
kjdprimo: bye, need to eat lunch
kjdprimo: hoe
ljinprincessland: go eat a Dick Cheaney

timvp
05-04-2003, 05:11 PM
fspspdiddy: I just got home from balling
ljinprincessland: hopefully that means basketball
fspspdiddy: yes sir
ljinprincessland: or else you could have done it in the bathroom
fspspdiddy: thats on my palm pilot for later tonight
ljinprincessland: eeeee:vomit
fspspdiddy: hahaha
fspspdiddy: you started it

timvp
05-09-2003, 03:22 PM
koriellis21: what happened to the 1 oclock meeting??
ljinprincessland: about to stizzart
koriellis21: cooliizio
ljinprincessland: damn you are blacker than me
ljinprincessland: with that word
koriellis21: I am blacker than you.
koriellis21: 1) I eat watermelon
koriellis21: 2) I dance a lot
koriellis21: 3) Black by injection > 1/2 black by birth
ljinprincessland: 4) You jump high
koriellis21: true

SpursWoman
07-18-2003, 12:19 AM
:rollin

KoriEllis
07-18-2003, 12:36 PM
koriellis21: 3) Black by injection > 1/2 black by birth

Damn, I'm funny. :lol

Ed Helicopter Jones
07-18-2003, 01:08 PM
What are these?



Transcript from a chat?



Or is this made up?



Or should I just mind my own business?



WTF?

KoriEllis
07-18-2003, 01:11 PM
they are Yahoo IM transcripts

scott
07-18-2003, 01:11 PM
emevol98: anyone there?
emevol98: will you talk to me please?
emevol98: if you talk to me, i'll give you a dollar
emevol98: radiohead tickets?
emevol98: i'll stop boning your sister?
emevol98: okay... bye

MannyIsGod
07-18-2003, 01:17 PM
CagedGuitarBoy (3:13:53 AM): you could be like that kid that follows led zeplin around in almost famous
CagedGuitarBoy (3:14:00 AM): you could meet penny lane!
yyyeeennn (3:14:24 AM): Oh man, a friend of mine actually met penny lane.
yyyeeennn (3:14:28 AM): At SXSW.
CagedGuitarBoy (3:14:45 AM): kate hudson?
yyyeeennn (3:16:57 AM): No, no, the real penny lane.
yyyeeennn (3:17:01 AM): All old and crap.
yyyeeennn (3:17:12 AM): She hit on one of his friends who was in a band.
CagedGuitarBoy (3:17:18 AM): woah lmao
CagedGuitarBoy (3:17:25 AM): sxsw groupies
CagedGuitarBoy (3:17:26 AM): how great
yyyeeennn (3:18:32 AM): Yeah, unsigned band groupies... the lowest of the low.
CagedGuitarBoy (3:19:09 AM): no no
CagedGuitarBoy (3:19:17 AM): the lowest of the low are coverband groupies
yyyeeennn (3:19:33 AM): Haha.
yyyeeennn (3:19:34 AM): That's great.

Ed Helicopter Jones
07-18-2003, 01:21 PM
I thought they were made up.

You peeps are quick on the draw! Some creative stuff!

This one in particular had me laughing my azz off:


koriellis21: what happened to the 1 oclock meeting??
ljinprincessland: about to stizzart
koriellis21: cooliizio
ljinprincessland: damn you are blacker than me
ljinprincessland: with that word
koriellis21: I am blacker than you.
koriellis21: 1) I eat watermelon
koriellis21: 2) I dance a lot
koriellis21: 3) Black by injection > 1/2 black by birth
ljinprincessland: 4) You jump high
koriellis21: true

MannyIsGod
07-18-2003, 01:26 PM
SnoWhiteSwaIIows (5:51:48 PM): hahaha
CagedGuitarBoy (5:52:18 PM): i can't wait till i'm a rich muscian
CagedGuitarBoy (5:52:32 PM): i want some cute groupies
SnoWhiteSwaIIows (5:53:26 PM): i cant wait til youre a rich musician
CagedGuitarBoy (5:53:57 PM): you want to be one of my groupies that bad?
SnoWhiteSwaIIows (5:54:15 PM): heyyyyyyyyyy how did you know?
SnoWhiteSwaIIows (5:54:16 PM): ;)

scott
07-18-2003, 01:41 PM
CagedGuitarBoy: dude
emevol98: ?
CagedGuitarBoy: whatcha doin?
emevol98: working...
CagedGuitarBoy: i meant later tonight
emevol98: why?
CagedGuitarBoy: i was thinking we could meet up for a drink...
emevol98: i don't think so, guy
CagedGuitarBoy: already have plans?
emevol98: not really, i just don't want to meet up with you for a "drink"
CagedGuitarBoy: how about some casual sex then?
emevol98: what the ****?
CagedGuitarBoy: cyber?
emevol98 has signed off at 11:32am

SpursWoman
07-18-2003, 01:44 PM
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin

MannyIsGod
07-18-2003, 01:51 PM
emevol 98 (11:22:27 PM): get in chat fool
CagedGuitarBoy (11:22:36 PM): hold on
CagedGuitarBoy (11:22:42 PM): my video card decided to go nuts on me
CagedGuitarBoy (11:22:49 PM): I had to beat it into submission
emevol 98 (11:22:58 PM): you missed the biggest scoop of the year dude
CagedGuitarBoy (11:23:08 PM): sucks for me
CagedGuitarBoy (11:23:18 PM): do share
emevol 98 (11:23:31 PM): we are trading everyone for Joe Johnson
CagedGuitarBoy (11:23:39 PM): who the **** hired pop and hired ice?
emevol 98 (11:23:55 PM): actually
emevol 98 (11:24:02 PM): and remember this is the confidential shit
CagedGuitarBoy (11:24:15 PM): always
emevol 98 (11:24:18 PM): i just want you to come in so i can seduce you into some cybersex
emevol 98 (11:24:31 PM): your font really turns me on
emevol 98 (11:24:43 PM): who cares if MFD says being gay is wrong
CagedGuitarBoy (11:24:51 PM): WTF???!?!?!??

scott
07-18-2003, 03:33 PM
CagedGuitarBoy: why do you keep telling people that I'm gay?
emevol98: um... because you ARE gay
CagedGuitarBoy: yeah, but I didn't want you go around posting it all over the internet!
emevol98: why not? you might meet a hunky guy to snuggle with
CagedGuitarBoy: seriously dude- lay off on telling people I'm gay. I told you, but I'm starting to regret I did. I didn't want it getting out.
emevol98: okay...
CagedGuitarBoy: You aren't going to post this are you?
emevol98: no, I promise.

Shelly
07-18-2003, 03:39 PM
Scott, Are you sure this wasn't your conversation???


CagedGuitarBoy: why do you keep telling people that I'm gay?
emevol98: um... because you ARE gay
CagedGuitarBoy: Reel classey, scoott!

scott
07-18-2003, 03:44 PM
:rollin

Oh man, it never fails to amuse!

Patrick Davis
07-18-2003, 04:29 PM
CagedGuitarBoy: (beep)
CagedGuitarBoy: just spilled some tea on my keyboard
CagedGuitarBoy: wonder if its going to stop working now
CagedGuitarBoy: see
CagedGuitarBoy: thes keybodarDS iss (beep)s ups dalreadY
CagedGuitarBoy: godAmnit
WindowKnocker: HAHAHAHA
CagedGuitarBoy: whys doess its keeps cdapitolixzing?
CagedGuitarBoy: WTF?
WindowKnocker: HAHAHAHAHAHA
CagedGuitarBoy: omg,s lmdao
CagedGuitarBoy: my.spacebars is s screweds up
WindowKnocker: oh shit
CagedGuitarBoy: i'lls bbls w\heqns this s hits w\orks
WindowKnocker: you done (beep)ed up now
CagedGuitarBoy: HOW\S DAMS IS GOINGS TOS POS T?
CagedGuitarBoy: eveqrys timeq sis hits certdains keqys s its dadadas s s hit
CagedGuitarBoy: this s s ucks

SpursWoman
07-18-2003, 04:41 PM
SpursWoman21 [2:42 PM]: roflmao
SpursWoman21 [2:42 PM]: keyboard problems?
CagedGuitarBoy [2:42 PM]: its meqs s eqdaS up
SpursWoman21 [2:42 PM]: lol
SpursWoman21 [2:42 PM]: huh?
CagedGuitarBoy [2:42 PM]: is dams ldaughings s os aDmns hdarda
CagedGuitarBoy [2:43 PM]: :)
SpursWoman21 [2:43 PM]: well, at least that works
CagedGuitarBoy [2:43 PM]: lmdao
SpursWoman21 [2:43 PM]: just talk in emoticons
SpursWoman21 [2:43 PM]: :)
CagedGuitarBoy [2:43 PM]: :fro
CagedGuitarBoy [2:43 PM]: i'ms dans inteqrneqts mimeq
SpursWoman21 [2:43 PM]: ;-):-P=-O:-*:-DO:-)8-)
SpursWoman21 [2:44 PM]: lol
SpursWoman21 [2:44 PM]: that's group sex
CagedGuitarBoy [2:44 PM]: lol
CagedGuitarBoy [2:44 PM]: yeqs #!
SpursWoman21 [2:44 PM]: huh?
SpursWoman21 [2:44 PM]: lol
SpursWoman21 [2:44 PM]: you're typing like you just got back from the dentist
CagedGuitarBoy [2:45 PM]: lol#!
CagedGuitarBoy [2:45 PM]: ****
SpursWoman21 [2:45 PM]: hey
SpursWoman21 [2:45 PM]: that worked good!
SpursWoman21 [2:45 PM]: ****
SpursWoman21 [2:45 PM]: ****
CagedGuitarBoy [2:45 PM]: ****
SpursWoman21 [2:45 PM]: I can understand that one
CagedGuitarBoy [2:46 PM]: S HIT
SpursWoman21 [2:46 PM]: ooooohhh....big ****
CagedGuitarBoy [2:46 PM]: daS S
CagedGuitarBoy [2:46 PM]: LMDAO
CagedGuitarBoy [2:46 PM]: :-(
SpursWoman21 [2:46 PM]: fucked up SHIT, though
SpursWoman21 [2:46 PM]: poor baby
SpursWoman21 [2:46 PM]: go buy a new one
CagedGuitarBoy [2:46 PM]: no
CagedGuitarBoy [2:46 PM]: is wills madkes this oneqs \Work
CagedGuitarBoy [2:47 PM]: :-[:-$:-[:-$:-$#:-[:-$#!
SpursWoman21 [2:47 PM]: ummm....okay
SpursWoman21 [2:47 PM]: lol

MannyIsGod
07-19-2003, 10:14 AM
lol :pc2

Adrienne18
07-19-2003, 09:29 PM
*screennamecensored*1: i want a baby duck
*screennamecensored*2: aw
*screennamecensored*2: but a baby duck grows into a grown up duck, which may one day turn on you and eat you and ransack your house

CootersGirl
07-20-2003, 07:38 PM
:lol I'm sooo lost!

MissAllThat
07-23-2003, 05:34 AM
tonyfan*: man if tony was my boyfriend that woudl be awesome
MissAllThat219: yeah, that would be great
tonyfan: first i bring him to meet my mom and dad
tonyfan: then my mom can make some mexican food
MissAllThat219: uh huh
tonyfan: then um
tonyfan: ..
MissAllThat219: haha
tonyfan: then i'll take him to tracks
tonyfan: and scare him about the donkey lady
MissAllThat219: lmao
tonyfan: me: "just run across the bridge tony."
tonyfan: tony: "are you sure noting will happe?"
MissAllThat219: haha
tonyfan: then i'd take him to meet my friends
tonyfan: becuase i would have to show off my bf if he's tony parker
MissAllThat219: o, of course
tonyfan: i would take him to see denise, norma, victoria, crystal
tonyfan: then i would go to jane*, then bob* would get alittle jealous and he'd tell me to lleave tony for him and i'll be like okay bye tony
tonyfan: its been a fun day being your gf
MissAllThat219: lmao
MissAllThat219: ok, you're on hidden funny IM's thread cam
tonyfan: no way!!!!
MissAllThat219: haha

*names have been changed to protect identity :)

MannyIsGod
07-23-2003, 10:49 AM
haha

21Crissy9
07-25-2003, 03:44 AM
userlu3602: do you think...
userlu3602: tim duncan is sexy?
userlu3602: oh sorry wrong im
WindowKnocker: HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WindowKnocker: oh yes i do
userlu3602: well thats nice

MissAllThat
07-25-2003, 04:09 AM
Wow, I didn't know Patrick was like that :lol

MissAllThat
07-26-2003, 01:06 AM
Oh a dumb IM I got today from a friend of mine who's a Mavs fan is "hey, the spurs are gay, g2g" and then that person immediately signed off.

zombie68
07-26-2003, 02:32 AM
If I had only saved them, Pooh was like a child in IM's. He always complained about someone.:spin

MannyIsGod
07-31-2003, 01:35 AM
CagedGuitarBoy: pretty fun
CagedGuitarBoy: It's still an option for me i suppose
CagedGuitarBoy: I could decide to be a porn intern and get my foot in the door pretty easily
TayRox09: uh...
TayRox09:
CagedGuitarBoy: POOR
CagedGuitarBoy: omg
CagedGuitarBoy: FREDIAN SLIP LIKE A MOTHA!
CagedGuitarBoy: FREUDIAN*
CagedGuitarBoy: omg...lmao
CagedGuitarBoy: thats funny
CagedGuitarBoy: hey, i woudln't mind being a porn intern either!
CagedGuitarBoy: lol
TayRox09: what did you mean to say?
CagedGuitarBoy: POOR

TayRox09: hah
TayRox09: well i see what's really on your mind
CagedGuitarBoy: :-[

Kori Ellis
06-05-2006, 02:33 PM
Bump for Mandy.

Jekka
06-05-2006, 02:37 PM
SpursWoman21 [2:43 PM]: just talk in emoticons
SpursWoman21 [2:43 PM]: :)
CagedGuitarBoy [2:43 PM]: :fro
CagedGuitarBoy [2:43 PM]: i'ms dans inteqrneqts mimeq
SpursWoman21 [2:43 PM]: ;-):-P=-O:-*:-DO:-)8-)
SpursWoman21 [2:44 PM]: lol
SpursWoman21 [2:44 PM]: that's group sex

:lol awesome.


CagedGuitarBoy: I could decide to be a porn intern and get my foot in the door pretty easily
TayRox09: uh...
TayRox09:
CagedGuitarBoy: POOR
CagedGuitarBoy: omg
CagedGuitarBoy: FREDIAN SLIP LIKE A MOTHA!
CagedGuitarBoy: FREUDIAN*
CagedGuitarBoy: omg...lmao
CagedGuitarBoy: thats funny
CagedGuitarBoy: hey, i woudln't mind being a porn intern either!

Bastard!

MannyIsGod
06-05-2006, 02:38 PM
koriellis21: why aren't you posting?
koriellis21: Are you busy planning a hit on Tony Parker because of the Sue Bird rumors?
fspspdiddy: SHHHHHHHHHHHH
koriellis21: Sorry.
koriellis21: Can you wait til after the playoffs?
koriellis21: Oh never mind, do it now, he sucks so far.
fspspdiddy: exaclty
fspspdiddy: hahaParker Hater!

Ginofan
06-05-2006, 02:39 PM
Thanks Kori.

Alright this thread was brought back for a purpose. The purpose being to post your Private Messages. Instead of IMs lets evolve into Private Message posting. Call out your friends and enemies.

Got some juicy private messages between yourself and a fellow poster? Post that shit. Got some hillarious messages that almost made you pee your pants? Post that shit. Got some unnerving comments by some wierdo who doesn't even have 1 post but decided to PM you 50 times? Post that shit. You get the idea.

SpursWoman
06-05-2006, 02:52 PM
Okay girls, I know you've all gotten this one...I've seen it mentioned before:



kobe
Lottery Pick
Position: Pass-First Guard
Team: Los Angeles Lakers
vBookie Cash: $500
Post Count: 0 nba

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asl

1Parker1
06-05-2006, 03:02 PM
:lmao I love the offseason around here.

ashbeeigh
06-05-2006, 03:02 PM
^
Hell yes sw! I love that kid. I tried to have a conversation with him before I started posting and he was a complete fool.

Jekka
06-05-2006, 03:04 PM
I tried to have a conversation with him

:lmao

TheSanityAnnex
06-05-2006, 03:14 PM
Here are some PM's from my favorite mod over at Kingsfans.com, funny thing is, these were sent over items she had seen on other boards where she is not a mod.



Originally Posted by VF21
Yeah, that's it.

You haven't been banned from here because, despite what you'd like to believe, you haven't broken the rules.

You and everyone else at sackings can take all the cheap shots at me you like. But if you do it on the board you're gonna be in trouble. As far as what you say at SpursTalk, that too doesn't impact what happens to you here.

You may not like me, you may not like how this board is run. That's your problem. There are a lot of things that happen that you don't see on the main board. Those things sometimes lead to bans.

Be sure and quote my whole comment if you're going to run back to sackings and share it with the other juveniles.

And feel free to take some more digs about my looks, my weight, or anything else that makes you feel better about yourself. Because, as we all know, it's really all about making yourself look "good" at the expense of someone else.

Have a nice day.


Originally Posted by VF21

I hesitate to even exchange PMs with you because it will probably appear on sackings...

If you didn't mean it to be argumentative, fine. I'm dropping it.

You can tell B52 he will NOT be able to post here. Ever.

This is ridiculous. I'm a fan and a moderator on a message board and yet I'm also the target of some horrendous comments, including a couple of death threats. That's getting a little too scary for me.

I would greatly appreciate it if you didn't repeat that. Knowing that, however, perhaps you'll understand at least a little how way too far this has gone for some people.

If I over-reacted, I'm sorry.

Have a nice night.

Kori Ellis
06-05-2006, 03:16 PM
Come on now. I know for a fact that there's certain male and female posters here that have sent out some interesting PM's. Let's see them. :nerd

midgetonadonkey
06-05-2006, 03:18 PM
You can send private messages?

ashbeeigh
06-05-2006, 03:27 PM
Midge confessed his love for my dirty feet avatar a while back. But I deleted it. So, I may be lying.

ashbeeigh
06-05-2006, 03:28 PM
No, I lied.

midgetonadonkey
Recovering Alcoholic




Position: Volatile Forward
Team: San Antonio Spurs
Dynasty League 2: 42-40 (4th in Atlantic Division)
vBookie Cash: $75
Post Count: 9,419
Re: From this point on I will no longer mention your name.

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I liked the other avatar you had. The one with the dirty feet. You look good in that pic.

TOP-CHERRY
06-05-2006, 03:29 PM
Oh, hell.

:pctoss

midgetonadonkey
06-05-2006, 03:30 PM
haha

TheTruth
06-05-2006, 04:20 PM
bigzak25
Jesus Loves Me




Position: Rugged Forward
Team: San Antonio Spurs
vBookie Cash: $100
Post Count: 8,065
hey dude,

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gimme da scoop.

am i on EVERYONE'S shit list?


i trust you like superman...cuz he don't lie...and your all about the Truth.

katyon6th
06-05-2006, 04:24 PM
Sorry, my juicy stuff isn't done in PM.

midgetonadonkey
06-05-2006, 05:15 PM
I'm horny I need a cock to suck.
What the fuck. Dude fuck off.

Come on, I need it.

Get the fuck away Horry. I'm gonna kick your ass.

Ginofan
06-05-2006, 05:39 PM
timvp
Return of the G

timvp's Avatar

Position: Pass-First Guard
Team: San Antonio Spurs
Battle Blog Record: 0-1
Dynasty League 1: 49-33 (1st in NW Division)
Dynasty League 2: 70-12 (2nd in Atlantic Division)
vBookie Cash: $25
Post Count: 18,113

Default Re: I'm in!
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Okay, I robbed a 7-11 on the Southside here this morning so I have 50 bucks, where would you like me to send it to and all that stuff?

Awesome! I thought you were just blowing me off. I didn't know you'd rob Apu at 7-11. That's ganksta.

Jekka
06-05-2006, 05:52 PM
Manny sent me this conversation a few months ago when it happened -


Lachino: So are we all gonna die or what?
Manny: of course
Manny: now the appropriate question would be
Lachino: I meant this week.
Manny: are we all giong to die this weekend
Manny: you're a shitty journalist
Manny: how could you make that mistake
Lachino: Fuck you.
Manny: lol
Manny: I bet thats the worst insult anyone could ever tell you
Manny: "you suck as a journalist joe"
Manny: you'd probably fight over that

2Blonde
06-05-2006, 06:11 PM
Here are a couple of PM's that I recieved


Dumbass #1

damn girl ur fine whats up can i have ur # i know it aint no love connection but damn

210-893-7109


(it's the rejection hotline number)

[whaen can i call u

ur miss up

i cant believe u did that but i didnt call my lil cousin did thats mean why r u being like that i want to talk to u so we could watch the game

Sure... It was your cousin that called. :lmao


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Dumbass #2

Hey whats up get back to me


210-893-7109


WHATS THAT, HOW OLD ARE YOU


Hmm... I guess he called the number too. :lol

Johnny_Blaze_47
06-05-2006, 06:14 PM
Manny sent me this conversation a few months ago when it happened -

That was pretty funny.

ashbeeigh
06-05-2006, 06:33 PM
omg. I've been needing the rejection hotline number. We should give it to kobe.

katyon6th
06-05-2006, 08:16 PM
KedaSPL [8:11 P.M.]: I think Im going to go and buy a gun
KedaSPL [8:11 P.M.]: and go to the shooting range
KQV05 [8:12 P.M.]: seriously? are you pissed?
KedaSPL [8:12 P.M.]: that seems to be a good stress reliever
KQV05 [8:12 P.M.]: perhaps a punching bag may be more efficient
KedaSPL [8:12 P.M.]: Im really stressed
KQV05 [8:12 P.M.]: guns scare me
KQV05 [8:12 P.M.]: are you having enough sex?
KedaSPL [8:12 P.M.]: LOL
KedaSPL [8:12 P.M.]: 0-2006
KedaSPL [8:12 P.M.]: lol
KQV05 [8:12 P.M.]: holy shit
KQV05 [8:13 P.M.]: I thought I was talking to Kori!!!!!

Kori Ellis
06-05-2006, 08:19 PM
:lmao

Yeah I'm not 0for2006. Maybe 0for2hours.

MannyIsGod
06-05-2006, 08:20 PM
:lmao

spurschick
06-05-2006, 08:30 PM
Damn, I wish I had saved some of the PMs I had from SpursFanDan.

timvp
06-05-2006, 08:32 PM
KedaSPL [8:11 P.M.]: I think Im going to go and buy a gun
KedaSPL [8:11 P.M.]: and go to the shooting range
KQV05 [8:12 P.M.]: seriously? are you pissed?
KedaSPL [8:12 P.M.]: that seems to be a good stress reliever
KQV05 [8:12 P.M.]: perhaps a punching bag may be more efficient
KedaSPL [8:12 P.M.]: Im really stressed
KQV05 [8:12 P.M.]: guns scare me
KQV05 [8:12 P.M.]: are you having enough sex?
KedaSPL [8:12 P.M.]: LOL
KedaSPL [8:12 P.M.]: 0-2006
KedaSPL [8:12 P.M.]: lol
KQV05 [8:12 P.M.]: holy shit
KQV05 [8:13 P.M.]: I thought I was talking to Kori!!!!!

:pctoss

SpursWoman
06-05-2006, 08:32 PM
I have some great ones from when I first started dating Chris ... I was able to save them from a hard drive crash, but now Yahoo won't open them. :flipoff

TheTruth
06-05-2006, 08:42 PM
Ginofan
Can handle TheTruth

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Ginofan earned this Spur by being an original member of SpursTalk.com.

Hey, you coming over tonight? I need some of the good ol' Pinoy Pounder. DAMN, you give it to me straight gangsta. I need it, I need it, I need it.

jman3000
06-05-2006, 08:50 PM
Ginofan
Can handle TheTruth

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Position: Pass-First Guard
Team: San Antonio Spurs
vBookie Cash: $25
Post Count: 2,596
Ginofan earned this Spur by being an original member of SpursTalk.com.

Hey, you coming over tonight? I need some of the good ol' Pinoy Pounder. DAMN, you give it to me straight gangsta. I need it, I need it, I need it.

:worthy:

Johnny_Blaze_47
06-05-2006, 08:51 PM
:clap

Kori Ellis
06-05-2006, 08:52 PM
Ginofan
Can handle TheTruth

Ginofan's Avatar

Position: Pass-First Guard
Team: San Antonio Spurs
vBookie Cash: $25
Post Count: 2,596
Ginofan earned this Spur by being an original member of SpursTalk.com.

Hey, you coming over tonight? I need some of the good ol' Pinoy Pounder. DAMN, you give it to me straight gangsta. I need it, I need it, I need it.

:lol

TheTruth
06-05-2006, 08:54 PM
Ginofan
Can handle TheTruth

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Ginofan earned this Spur by being an original member of SpursTalk.com.

I think I am going to start taking two birth control pills every day. The way you give it to me, I think I need some extra protection. I'm real sorry that I couldn't do it the 5th time. I promise to start taking those vitamins, so that I can try to keep up next time.

Love ya babe,
Mandy

jman3000
06-05-2006, 08:58 PM
Ginofan
Can handle TheTruth

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Position: Pass-First Guard
Team: San Antonio Spurs
vBookie Cash: $25
Post Count: 2,596
Ginofan earned this Spur by being an original member of SpursTalk.com.

I think I am going to start taking two birth control pills every day. The way you give it to me, I think I need some extra protection. I'm real sorry that I couldn't do it the 5th time. I promise to start taking those vitamins, so that I can try to keep up next time.

Love ya babe,
Mandy

25.) You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call 'BULL****!'
Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400 percent.

Ginofan
06-05-2006, 09:00 PM
Gimmie a fuckin' break.

Johnny_Blaze_47
06-05-2006, 09:06 PM
Gimmie a fuckin' break.

:lol

ashbeeigh
06-05-2006, 09:09 PM
Oh damnit. I wish I had saved the conversation I had with KEDA where I figured out that I went to high school with GinoFan and didn't even know it.

ObiwanGinobili
06-12-2006, 01:36 PM
wryknowlicious: well i would go check but i'm busy
1stwryknow: doing wha? chating w/ me?
1stwryknow: jus go check.
wryknowlicious: i said i'm busy
wryknowlicious: yer child is eating - i think she;s gonna go to sleepo
1stwryknow: ohhhhh
1stwryknow: sry
1stwryknow: snoozing at the tittie buffet, what a life
wryknowlicious: lol
1stwryknow:if your tits made bbq and drpepper i would live there too
wryknowlicious: get back to work

timvp
06-12-2006, 06:54 PM
bbq and drpepper

Johnny Blaze?

Johnny_Blaze_47
06-12-2006, 07:44 PM
Johnny Blaze?

:lol

Kori Ellis
07-09-2006, 10:11 PM
ljinprincessland: my leg has a mixture of blood and dirt on it i probably need to do something ... or i can let it rot and give my blood cells a workout
koriellis21: how did you get hurt?
ljinprincessland: sliding
koriellis21: were you safe?
ljinprincessland: yeah
koriellis21: okay that's all that matters

1Parker1
07-10-2006, 08:28 AM
:lol

Can I ask a quick question, maybe I missed it, but why do Kori and Timvp talk on IM? I thought you guys both lived in the same house and worked from home?

katyon6th
07-10-2006, 10:19 AM
Perhaps their computers are in different rooms and they're just too lazy to get up and talk. :lol

AIM is changing the world.

1Parker1
07-10-2006, 10:37 AM
Perhaps their computers are in different rooms and they're just too lazy to get up and talk. :lol

AIM is changing the world.

:lol No kidding! Pretty soon, we'll be talking in AIM terms, instead of laughing at something funny someone says, we'll just say "LOL"

katyon6th
07-10-2006, 10:40 AM
Have you ever actually had someone say that to you, the "LOL" thing?

I have and I swear I wanted to punch them in the face. That's the most ridiculous thing. Don't ever say that if you have any respect for yourself!

JoeChalupa
07-10-2006, 11:25 AM
LOL :lmao

Slomo
07-10-2006, 12:17 PM
Perhaps their computers are in different rooms and they're just too lazy to get up and talk. :lol

AIM is changing the world.Actually they're not. They seat so close to each other that they could read each other's computer screen. :lol

They use messaging constantly. I teased them about it a lot, but then again I've rarely seen a couple that likes to spend so much time together, so it's obviously working for them :)

1Parker1
07-10-2006, 12:20 PM
Have you ever actually had someone say that to you, the "LOL" thing?

I have and I swear I wanted to punch them in the face. That's the most ridiculous thing. Don't ever say that if you have any respect for yourself!

That's horrible! I can't believe there are nerds out there who actually do that...

gay abc
07-10-2006, 01:25 PM
Hi..
Was that really you on "Americas got Talent"?
I was going to post and ask but I didn't want to seem stupid. Everyone was posting as if it was true.. Are you Leonid ?. BTW: who is that on your avtar ?

:lol

Marklar MM
07-10-2006, 01:27 PM
LOL at this thread. LMAO.

Kori Ellis
07-10-2006, 01:35 PM
:lol

Can I ask a quick question, maybe I missed it, but why do Kori and Timvp talk on IM? I thought you guys both lived in the same house and worked from home?

We are in the same room of the same house:lol But we still talk on IM sometimes. Especially if we are listening to music or whatever.

gay abc
07-10-2006, 01:35 PM
i have no idea what this meant..... was he asking me out on a date?

:lol



aye homie wsup hows it pimpin fo you

iight im koo


aye i got a question, are u really gay? if u are have u been to castro street in SF? i live an hour from there

iight patna, hit u up lata, peace

1Parker1
07-10-2006, 02:04 PM
i have no idea what this meant..... was he asking me out on a date?

:lol

:lmao I think he was...

tlongII
07-10-2006, 02:08 PM
Have you ever actually had someone say that to you, the "LOL" thing?

I have and I swear I wanted to punch them in the face. That's the most ridiculous thing. Don't ever say that if you have any respect for yourself!


Katy,

You have anger management issues. I've read several times that you want to punch somebody in the face. :nope

jman3000
07-10-2006, 02:15 PM
it's your parents' responsibility to explain the birds and the bee's to you. :drunk


Not really. I learned from watching porn :eyebrows

katyon6th
07-10-2006, 02:22 PM
Katy,

You have anger management issues. I've read several times that you want to punch somebody in the face. :nope

I'll punch you in the face, too.

tlongII
07-10-2006, 02:31 PM
I'll punch you in the face, too.
:yield

katyon6th
07-10-2006, 02:36 PM
Yay, I win! :angel

1Parker1
07-10-2006, 02:38 PM
I'll punch you in the face, too.

:lol DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

Kori Ellis
07-10-2006, 03:00 PM
ljinprincessland: my leg has a mixture of blood and dirt on it i probably need to do something ... or i can let it rot and give my blood cells a workout
koriellis21: how did you get hurt?
ljinprincessland: sliding
koriellis21: were you safe?
ljinprincessland: yeah
koriellis21: okay that's all that matters

Now I feel bad because his leg injury is actually pretty bad and nasty. :(