LOL NFL

[BatManu20]

:lol


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[Blake]

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[spurraider21]

yes. in the age of internet porn, i'm going to stop watching football because in the mix of a bunch of clothed women dancers, i may see a guy jumping around during a 3-second intro coming back from a commercial

[Blake]

yes. in the age of internet porn, i'm going to stop watching football because in the mix of a bunch of clothed women dancers, i may see a guy jumping around during a 3-second intro coming back from a commercial

Yeah I can't stand college football because of it

[spurraider21]

:lmao people who watch the NFL just for fully clothed cheerleaders that take up a combined 13 seconds of screen-time during a typical game :lmao

[Chucho]

:lmao people who watch the NFL just for fully clothed cheerleaders that take up a combined 13 seconds of screen-time during a typical game :lmao

Oh there's a certain closeted homosexual that will spend hours trying to sound absolutely pissed about this.

[Blake]

Oh there's a certain closeted homosexual that will spend hours trying to sound absolutely pissed about this.

"Prove they don't have guys cheering already! derp derp derp"

https://cdn-s3.si.com/s3fs-public/images/Carolina-Panthers-TopCats-cheerleaders-CDA150822398_Carolina_vs_Miami.jpg

[lebomb]

GROSS!!!!

[BatManu20]

Sidelines of the NFL next season :lol


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[Chucho]

Sidelines of the NFL next season :lol


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:lol

[spurraider21]

:lmao

[Mitch]

Not that it really matters, but NFL ain't exactly going to attract new viewers doing this... they'll likely bleed a few.

[chunticakes]

:lol


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They got Struggle Wilson cheerleading now or what?

[DJR210]

They got Struggle Wilson cheerleading now or what?

That's Jayson Tatum

[Avante]

No big deal.

[Chucho]

No big deal.


But a black James Bond is?

[Avante]

But a black James Bond is?

James Bond is white.

[Chucho]

James Bond is white.

Not for long.

[Avante]

Not for long.

James Bond will always be white. One movie can't change that.

[Chucho]

James Bond will always be white. One movie can't change that.
It'll be two movies minimum even if the first flops. All of the previous Bond camp wont change that.

[Avante]

It'll be two movies minimum even if the first flops. All of the previous Bond camp wont change that.

James Bond isn't a Hollywood creation, he is a Ian Fleming creation. Movies have ..0...to do with who James Bond is.

[Chucho]

James Bond isn't a Hollywood creation, he is a Ian Fleming creation. Movies have ..0...to do with who James Bond is.

You don't make the rules, period. The movies have kept the character relevant since Fleming became worm food. Deal with it.

[Avante]

You don't make the rules, period. The movies have kept the character relevant since Fleming became worm food. Deal with it.

And in those movies how many times was James Bond black? How many white Bonds in the books. how many white Bond in the movies? So.....one....black Bond...changes everything? No it doesn't, James Bond is white.

[SpursforSix]

James Bond isn't a Hollywood creation, he is a Ian Fleming creation. Movies have ..0...to do with who James Bond is.

He is who Hollywood says he is.

Just like Jack Reacher being a wee lad.

[Avante]

He is who Hollywood says he is.

Just like Jack Reacher being a wee lad.

Hollywood has..0...to do with who an authors creation is. What was written in the books is what matters. Without the books there is no James Bond or the 6-5 250 Jack Reacher.

[SpursforSix]

Hollywood has..0...to do with who an authors creation is. What was written in the books is what matters. Without the books there is no James Bond or the 6-5 250 Jack Reacher.

Reacher is only 5’7” ish. Wiry...tough though.

[Avante]

Reacher is only 5’7” ish. Wiry...tough though.

Wrong yet again
Similarities between Reacher and Lee ChildNumerous critics have pointed out the various similarities between Lee Child and Jack Reacher. Bryan Curtis, writing for Grantland (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grantland), and Natasha Harding and Caroline Iggulden, in a separate article for The Sun (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sun_%28United_Kingdom%29), have brought out the various similarities between Child and Reacher: Child is 6 ft 4 in (1.93 m) tall while his protagonist stands at a similar 6 ft 5 in (1.96 m); both writer and creation constantly consume coffee; Like Reacher, Child "lives in cheap pairs of jeans and T-shirts and finds the idea of buying expensive clothes to be irrational"; and that "Jack Reacher's famous physical qualities are based on Child's playground memories as a child".[1] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Reacher#cite_note-CurtisMarch2013-1)[7] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Reacher#cite_note-NatashaCaroline2015-7) Child tends to agree with such observations: "I was huge as a kid and Reacher's stature is me translated as a kid. I enjoyed being bigger and fighting shamelessly. I've done a fair amount of headbutting (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Headbutt). It's an awesome manoeuvre."[note 1] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Reacher#cite_note-9) Andy Martin notes that "just as Reacher is half-Rimbaud (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Rimbaud), half-Rambo (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Rambo), Child is both art-for-art's-sake Parnassian (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parnassianism) and ruthless businessman."[8] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Reacher#cite_note-AndyMartin2015-8)

[chunticakes]

That little Jack Reacher is quite the scrappy fellow. I'm glad Hollywood finally got a role right. I'll tell ya...true to the books.

[Avante]

That little Jack Reacher is quite the scrappy fellow. I'm glad Hollywood finally got a role right. I'll tell ya...true to the books.

What Lee Child Jack Reacher novel has Reacher under 6-5? Come on what book? Why the lie?

[BatManu20]

Lol NFL Pt 2. This is a joke.

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[SpursforSix]

What Lee Child Jack Reacher novel has Reacher under 6-5? Come on what book? Why the lie?

Lol. That’s so...you

[SpursforSix]

What Lee Child Jack Reacher novel has Reacher under 6-5? Come on what book? Why the lie?

I’d rather hear from Lee himself.
Oh...here he is...

Child said, "With another actor you might get 100% of the height but only 90% of Reacher. With Tom, you'll get 100% of Reacher with 90% of the height.

[Avante]

Lol. That’s so...you

And if I asked you to show anything where you got that from you couldn't do it, so why the lie?

You lie alot guy.

[SpursforSix]

And if I asked you to show anything where you got that from you couldn't do it, so why the lie?

You lie alot guy.

Got what from? The Lee Child quote I just posted? Your own author said that Cruise is 100% Jack Reacher.

[Avante]

I’d rather hear from Lee himself.
Oh...here he is...

Child said, "With another actor you might get 100% of the height but only 90% of Reacher. With Tom, you'll get 100% of Reacher with 90% of the height.

At no time did I ever buy Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher, he made a terrible Jack Reacher, That going from a guy who has read every Jack Reacher ever written, in order.

[Avante]

Got what from? The Lee Child quote I just posted? Your own author said that Cruise is 100% Jack Reacher.

Explain this...

Lol. That’s so...you

[SpursforSix]

At no time did I ever buy Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher, he made a terrible Jack Reacher, That going from a guy who has read every Jack Reacher ever written, in order.

Perhaps you don’t really understand the books. If Child says Cruise is “100%” Reacher, you must not really get who Reacher is.

[SpursforSix]

Explain this...

Lol. That’s so...you

What is “so me”

[Avante]

Perhaps you don’t really understand the books. If Child says Cruise is “100%” Reacher, you must not really get who Reacher is.

How damn naive are you? Now think just a little bit, ok? Think about..$$$$$$$$$$.

Tom Cruise totally sucked trying to be Jack Reacher, And if you knew the books you'd know that.

[SpursforSix]

Dp

[SpursforSix]

How damn naive are you? Now think just a little bit, ok? Think about..$$$$$$$$$$.

Tom Cruise totally sucked trying to be Jack Reacher, And if you knew the books you'd know that.

You’ve spent two days bitching about what Ian Fleming intended for Bond to be.
We have an actual quote from Lee Child about Cruise capturing Reacher “100%”.

Tom Cruise is Jack Reacher.

Deal with it.

[Avante]

You’ve spent two days bitching about what Ian Fleming intended for Bond to be.
We have an actual quote from Lee Child about Cruise capturing Reacher “100%”.

Tom Cruise is Jack Reacher.

Deal with it.

Lets see....

$$$$$$$$$....thinking about making a movie about Jack Rracher.
Child......ah...sure.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$...Tom Cruise ok?
Child....ah....sure.

$$$$$$$$$$$....will need some good pub,ok?
Child....ah...sure.

[Avante]

It was never going to be....

$$$$$$$$$$....thinking about making a movie about Jack Reacher
Child....hmmmm?...who plays Reacher?
$$$$$$$$$$$$$...Tom Cruise.
Child....ah....are you familiar with the character, he's 6-5 250 pounds
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$....Doesn't matter....Tom Cruise...or no deal
Child....ok, no deal.

[SpursforSix]

Lets see....

$$$$$$$$$....thinking about making a movie about Jack Rracher.
Child......ah...sure.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$...Tom Cruise ok?
Child....ah....sure.

$$$$$$$$$$$....will need some good pub,ok?
Child....ah...sure.

So Lee Child who’s sold over 100 million books sells out his main character? No. I doubt he got a cut of the gate. He had no obligation to praise Cruise.

[Avante]

So Lee Child who’s sold over 100 million books sells out his main character? No. I doubt he got a cut of the gate. He had no obligation to praise Cruise.

And how many of his books were made into movies? He's how old?

You really don't get this do ya?

I have talked with Jack Reacher fans, nobody was cool with Cruise playing Reacher. The Rock was up for the role for a reason. The guy who should have played Reacher was Dave Bautista.

Thinking a guy 5-7 170 pounds is whipping up on SEVEN...SEVEN...bikers as Reacher does in the last book, hahahaha!

[SpursforSix]

And how many of his books were made into movies? He's how old?

You really don't get this do ya?

I have talked with Jack Reacher fans, nobody was cool with Cruise playing Reacher. The Rock was up for the role for a reason. The guy who should have played Reacher was Dave Bautista.

Thinking a guy 5-7 170 pounds is whipping up on SEVEN...SEVEN...bikers as Reacher does in the last book, hahahaha!

Child said that Cruise had 90% of Reacher’s height. That puts the real Reacher at just over 6’.

[Avante]

Child said that Cruise had 90% of Reacher’s height. That puts the real Reacher at just over 6’.

Dude, there isn't any Jack Reacher novel where his size isn't mention at least a half dozen times. He's too big for this or that. He is 6-5 250 pounds of muscle.

So all of us who know the stories can't take some little guy serious. Obviiously somebody like you who has no clue about any of this won't get it.

[SpursforSix]

Dude, there isn't any Jack Reacher novel where his size isn't mention at least a half dozen times. He's too big for this or that. He is 6-5 250 pounds of muscle.

So all of us who know the stories can't take some little guy serious. Obviiously somebody like you who has no clue about any of this won't get it.

So you feel you’re more qualified to comment on Reacher than the guy that created him?

[Avante]

So you feel you’re more qualified to comment on Reacher than the guy that created him?

Hmmmm?


But the search repeatedly stalled over finding someone with Reacher’s imposing size: 6-feet-5-inches tall, 250 pounds. “It was completely impossible to find a physical facsimile of Jack Reacher in Hollywood,” Child said. “There are none—not even remotely close. The people you think are 6-feet-five and 250 pounds are not. Most of them are at least seven or eight inches shorter than the fictional Reacher. It got to the point where people were saying, ‘What about this guy who’s nine inches shorter than Reacher? He’s better than this other guy who’s nine and a half inches shorter than Reacher.’

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Could Tom Cruise play Tarzan, Hercules. Conan, Samson, Atlas, Eugene Sandow. Paul Anderson....nope. Yep, way tosmall,and he's too small to be Jack Reacher.

[manufan10]

Lol NFL Pt 2. This is a joke.

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That rule is terrible, and the enforcement of it so far has been even worse.

[SpursforSix]

Hmmmm?


But the search repeatedly stalled over finding someone with Reacher’s imposing size: 6-feet-5-inches tall, 250 pounds. “It was completely impossible to find a physical facsimile of Jack Reacher in Hollywood,” Child said. “There are none—not even remotely close. The people you think are 6-feet-five and 250 pounds are not. Most of them are at least seven or eight inches shorter than the fictional Reacher. It got to the point where people were saying, ‘What about this guy who’s nine inches shorter than Reacher? He’s better than this other guy who’s nine and a half inches shorter than Reacher.’

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Could Tom Cruise play Tarzan, Hercules. Conan, Samson, Atlas, Eugene Sandow. Paul Anderson....nope. Yep, way tosmall,and he's too small to be Jack Reacher.

Child: “Cruise is 100% Reacher”.

case closed

[Avante]

Child: “Cruise is 100% Reacher”.

case closed

You obviously have never read aJ ack Reacher novel, if you would have you'd be....Child is full of it.

[SpursforSix]

You obviously have never read aJ ack Reacher novel, if you would have you'd be....Child is full of it.

I’m not going to read the books...now knowing that Chid fucked up Reacher’s size.

[Avante]

I’m not going to read the books...now knowing that Chid fucked up Reacher’s size.

Check it out.

"An explosive, nail biting climax"....Library Journel

"Compelling...Texas as never been captured in quite this way before"...The Boston Globe.


You're really missing out.

[SpursforSix]

Check it out.

"An explosive, nail biting climax"....Library Journel

"Compelling...Texas as never been captured in quite this way before"...The Boston Globe.


You're really missing out.

Ok...so I probably will actually give one a shot. Is there one particular that’s the best? Or do I have to start at the beginning?

[Avante]

Ok...so I probably will actually give one a shot. Is there one particular that’s the best? Or do I have to start at the beginning?

Killing Floor....is where ya start, it's the first Reacher.

I always find the first Conan, Elric, Sackett, Thingor, Kyrik, Kothar, whatever if I plan on reading all of them, same with music, ya start at the beginning.

[BatManu20]

Lol NFL Pt 2. This is a joke.

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[spurraider21]

this is by FAR the most subjective penalty call the league has ever implemented. this goes beyond the whole "there's holding that can be called on every play" stuff. it's absurd.

[BatManu20]

this is by FAR the most subjective penalty call the league has ever implemented. this goes beyond the whole "there's holding that can becalled on every play" stuff. it's absurd.

It's getting worse... this is insane


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[BatManu20]

Literally getting penalized for tackling :lmao

[Bill_Brasky]

Fuck these stupid ass rules. Literally all the NFL had to do was say "yup, we're a sport where grown men run into each other at full speed. People get hurt. This is a violent sport. Play at your own risk, we aren't changing the rules." Yet another example of Roger Goodell being a fucking imbecile.

And the funny part is that the people that these new, safe rules are supposed to satisfy, probably weren't even big NFL fans to begin with.

[FrostKing]

Fuck these stupid ass rules. Literally all the NFL had to do was say "yup, we're a sport where grown men run into each other at full speed. People get hurt. This is a violent sport. Play at your own risk, we aren't changing the rules." Yet another example of Roger Goodell being a fucking imbecile.

And the funny part is that the people that these new, safe rules are supposed to satisfy, probably weren't even big NFL fans to begin with.
The NFL talent pool is already tiny compared to NBA, MLB and NHL. So when they noticed a growing number of American mothers not allowing their sons to play - this was a serious long term issue in the sport.

[Avante]

I have these mag that lists all the college football conferences. Digs deep into D-1.

There are over 70 College football conferences playing football this season. Then ya add all those JC's out there. Cali must have at least a 100 JC's playing footbal. How many thousands of HS football teams in this country? Now add Arena Football, CFL, NFL.

There will always be football players. Most people don't live in fear. Bull riders, cops, the military, boxers, the MMA, etc.

If you want to play football you know the risks involved. I played in three HS alumni games, the thought of being hurt.....big deal/so what.

The NFL needs to forget being safe, it will not work. And there will always be players, ALWAYS.

[Chris]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dk72yObUUAAmeGK.jpg:large


lol faggots

[Avante]

Just saw my first NFL male cheerleader.

The announcers did all they could to act like the guy didn't look gay as he bumped and grind.

Sheesh!

[Bill_Brasky]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dk72yObUUAAmeGK.jpg:large


lol faggots

Lol giving a shit, college games have male cheerleaders too you mongoloid

[BatManu20]

These were both flagged for roughing the passer... Today’s NFL :lmao


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[spurraider21]

this is significantly worse than the catch rule ever was

[Avante]

We see the big problem watching HS football. These kids today would dwarf those Lombardi Packer teams. HS lines averaging 300 pounds....what? I'm watching a 6-5 220 pound HS WR right now.

Too big, too strong, too fast athletes anymore. The game was never meant to be played by these kinds of humans. We have out-grown the game....literally.

Speed with size now add velocity....ouch!

[Chinook]

I like the idea of the helmet rule, and the same old players bitching about it are the ones making CTE claims. I do think they should increase it incrementally over like a decade, though, rather than hitting it all at once. Work with the NCAA and high-school orgs to start teaching to not use the helmet and not unfairly punish guys who grew up with this being okay. They also have to work on reducing how much offensive players lower their own helmets. There have been some flags for this new rule that really do seem to make sense. There have just been too many bad calls to make anyone feel good about how it's being officiated.

That flag for the sack is much less defensible, though. There was already stuff on the books about pile-driving a QB. Enforce that (or better yet, just accept the consequences) before adding more rules. It wasn't like Rodgers was targeted. That the league lost a top player for part of the year shouldn't be justification for changing rules (though it has been multiple times in the past).