Jack Reacher

[Avante]

Not gonna read through 9 pages, but after reading all the books, Ethan Hawke would've made a great Jack Reacher, IMO...

Nobody who knows the Reacher books would agree with that. As you know having read all the books, the size of Reacher is a big part of the books.

Remember the Reacher novel where he tears a door right off it's hinges? Ethan Hawke?

[ElNono]

Have you seen him lately? He bulked up..

http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Ethan+Hawke+2018+Sundance+Film+Festival+Juliet+Vi5 9XJc5Atkl.jpg

he's already taller than Cruise, and was great in Training Day...

[ElNono]

Which movie did you like more though? 1 or 2? I liked 2 the best, IMO... neither close to the books, but entertaining...

[Avante]

Have you seen him lately? He bulked up..

http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Ethan+Hawke+2018+Sundance+Film+Festival+Juliet+Vi5 9XJc5Atkl.jpg

he's already taller than Cruise, and was great in Training Day...

6-5 250 bulked up, nay!

[ElNono]

Lee Child said Cruise was 100% Reacher with 90% of the height, and Hawke is 3 inches taller than Cruise... that's 100%, 100%...

[Pavlov]

Avante shitting himself.

[Avante]

Lee Child said Cruise was 100% Reacher with 90% of the height, and Hawke is 3 inches taller than Cruise... that's 100%, 100%...

Lee Child has also said the next time we see Reacher he will be a big guy. He has admitted Cruise was too short.

[Pavlov]

Lee Child has also said the next time we see Reacher he will be a big guy. He has admitted Cruise was too short.It won't be a feature film and won't be as successful.

More like a Cinemax series that lasts a couple seasons.

[Avante]

Work with me people

The Reacher books have been around since 1997. So some 10ish years later here comes a big $$$$$$ deal. Now how many actually know what a Jack Reacher even is? So in order to sell the movie and make some $$$$$$$$$....enter Tom Cruise. Now it's no longer really about the...who is Jack Reacher?

This really needs to be explained? Where is the common sense?

Well the Reacher fans got pissed, a midget playing their hero, a guy who can choke out a 600pound gorilla......a midget?

[Pavlov]

Makes it even more awesome tbh.

[ElNono]

I wasn't thrilled with Cruise, tbh, but Ethan Hawke... you could talk me into it...

[Avante]

I wasn't thrilled with Cruise, tbh, but Ethan Hawke... you could talk me into it...

Why use a little guy when that is not Jack Reacher at all?

Dave Bautista would be the closest.


Lee Child views Jack Reacher as a "happy-go-lucky guy. He has quirks and problems, but the thing is, he doesn't know he's got them. Hence, no tedious self-pity. He's smart and strong, an introvert (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Introvert), but any anguish he suffers is caused by others."[2] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Reacher#cite_note-ClaireWhite2001-2) When asked about the casting of Tom Cruise (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Cruise) in the role of Jack Reacher (Tom Cruise's casting as Jack Reacher was met with severe criticism from fans of the book series, primarily because the disparity in their heights with Reacher portrayed as a blond, 6 ft 5 in (1.96 m) tall, 250-pound man in the novels, while Cruise is a 5 ft 7 in (1.70 m) tall brunet[9] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Reacher#cite_note-CarolynKellogg2012-10)[10] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Reacher#cite_note-AndreaSachs2012-11)), Child replied that "Reacher's size in the books is a metaphor for an unstoppable force".[11] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Reacher#cite_note-JamesStansfield2012-12)

[Pavlov]

Sounds really fucking boring when you talk about it, Avante.

[ElNono]

You could also pick Fabio, it would be an instant B movie, and still wouldn't represent the Jack Reacher in the books. Very debatable, IMO.

The book has to put some numbers so people get a massiveness that you don't need on-screen, tbh...

[Avante]

You could also pick Fabio, it would be an instant B movie, and still wouldn't represent the Jack Reacher in the books. Very debatable, IMO.

The book has to put some numbers so people get a massiveness that you don't need on-screen, tbh...

So why even bother with the books at all? Nobody needs Jack Reacher. BUT.....if you do decide to bring the book to the big screen then ya do alll you can to stay true to the story.

Imagine Tom Cruise playing the part of boxer/rassler Primo Carnera....ha!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjRXTWKE_k4

[ElNono]

Because the books need to be more graphically depicting, where a movie does not. Almost 80% of the time you're gonna hear the book was better than the movie, even when the movie was great on it's own.

They're completely different formats. Movies need to be shorter, but convey the same message.

For example, I also love the Ludlum's Bourne series, read all the books and even the ones written after his death, but I also agree that the movies are great, even though not as good as the books.

[Avante]

Because the books need to be more graphically depicting, where a movie does not. Almost 80% of the time you're gonna hear the book was better than the movie, even when the movie was great on it's own.

They're completely different formats. Movies need to be shorter, but convey the same message.

For example, I also love the Ludlum's Bourne series, read all the books and even the ones written after his death, but I also agree that the movies are great, even though not as good as the books.

And 100% of the time if the character in the book is 6-5 250 pounds of muscle and the actor in the move portraying him is a midget, welll................

[Blake]

Avante shitting himself.

[Avante]

Blake, don't you ever tire of being a total asshole?

[Pavlov]

Do you ever tire of posting a male fictional character's measurements?

[Avante]

Do you ever tire of posting a male fictional character's measurements?

New deal. Instead of totally ignoring your sickness I'm going to use you.

Starting with your next..DUH!....I'm going to do my translation bit, might as well get something out of your stupid crap. Yep. just me showing off.

Don't even read you stupid.

[Pavlov]

New deal. Instead of totally ignoring your sickness I'm going to use you.

Starting with your next..DUH!....I'm going to do my translation bit, might as well get something out of your stupid crap. Yep. just me showing off.

Don't even read you stupid.Translation: I don't ever tire of posting a fictional male character's measurements because I think that's showing off.

I have book!

[SpursforSix]

Translation: I don't ever tire of posting a fictional male character's measurements because I think that's showing off.

I have book!

LOL...

I'm intellectual...yep...quite the reader
Cool...what do you read?
Lee Child's Jack Reacher series
Hmmm...anything else?
Track and field magazines

[Avante]

Translation: I don't ever tire of posting a fictional male character's measurements because I think that's showing off.

I have book!

Translation

Hey Avante, in your opinion what really is wrong with me?

Here ya go little guy.

lonely
socially awkward
abused as a child
parents didn't want you
STILL...a cherry boy
masturbate three times a day thinking about....Avante.
have never had a friend
5-4 120
goofy look on your face
have a fetish for animal cookies
totally stupid

[Pavlov]

LOL...

I'm intellectual...yep...quite the reader
Cool...what do you read?
Lee Child's Jack Reacher series
Hmmm...anything else?
Track and field magazinesAlso Koran!

Mexicans at supermarket!

Underage Filipina whores!

[Pavlov]

Translation

Hey Avante, in your opinion what really is wrong with me?

Here ya go little guy.

lonely
socially awkward
abused as a child
parents didn't want you
STILL...a cherry boy
masturbate three times a day thinking about....Avante.
have never had a friend
5-4 120
goofy look on your face
have a fetish for animal cookies
totally stupidTranslation: You've wounded me. Please read my list of wrestlers that won't ever play Jack Reacher.

[Avante]

LOL...

I'm intellectual...yep...quite the reader
Cool...what do you read?
Lee Child's Jack Reacher series
Hmmm...anything else?
Track and field magazines


I'm intellectual...yep...quite the reader
Cool...what do you read?
Lee Child's Jack Reacher series
Hmmm...anything else?
yep....Track & Firld Magazine, Blues mags, Rasslin' mags, REH's Conan saga. John Steinbeck, H.P.Lovecraft, Edgar Allan Poe. Isacc Asimov, Robert Heinlien, Norman Mailer, Jack London, Ernest Hemingway, Charles Dickens, Richard Wright, Jmes Patterson. James Lee Burke, Edgar Rice Burroughs, Harlan Ellison, J.T.Edson, Zane Grey, Max Brand, Louis L'Amour, Luke Short, F.Scott Fitzgerald, Fritz Leiber, H.G.Wells, Olaf Stapeldon, Sinclair Lewis, James Baldwin, and onand on and on and on and on and on and on..............................

[Avante]

Translation: You've wounded me. Please read my list of wrestlers that won't ever play Jack Reacher.

Translation

Hey Avante, what would the All Time 100m look like for pro QB's?

No problem shorty

lane

1.Randall Cunningham
2.Russell Wilson
3.Steve Young
4.RGIII
5.Michael Vick
6.Marlon "Magician" Briscoe
7.Kordell Stewart
8.Tyrell Pryor

[Blake]

Also Koran!

With all the chop chop kill kill, why would anyone keep that on their nightstand and read it almost daily?

The only people I can think of are Muslims

[Pavlov]

Translation

Hey Avante, what would the All Time 100m look like for pro QB's?

No problem shorty

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1.Randall Cunningham
2.Russell Wilson
3.Steve Young
4.RGIII
5.Michael Vick
6.Marlon "Magician" Briscoe
7.Kordell Stewart
8.Tyrell PryorTranslation: muh lists help me cope with being so burned.

I'll make another to make myself feel better!

Also racism!

[Blake]

Translation

Hey Avante, what would the All Time 100m look like for pro QB's?

No problem shorty

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1.Randall Cunningham
2.Russell Wilson
3.Steve Young
4.RGIII
5.Michael Vick
6.Marlon "Magician" Briscoe
7.Kordell Stewart
8.Tyrell Pryor

Lol lists Pryor but no Vince Young.

UT beating USC was 13 years ago. Read some verses in your Koran about forgiving your enemies.

[Avante]

With all the chop chop kill kill, why would anyone keep that on their nightstand and read it almost daily?

The only people I can think of are Muslims

So the only ones who read....In Cold Blood..are killers? The only ones to read...Moby Dick....are whalers? The only ones to read....The Godfather....belong to the mafia?

Texas Tech must suck.

[Avante]

Lol lists Pryor but no Vince Young.

UT beating USC was 13 years ago. Read some verses in your Koran about forgiving your enemies.

Young a 4.58 40
Pryor a 4.38 40

Dude, do you ever get anything right?

[SpursforSix]

Young a 4.58 40
Pryor a 4.38 40

Dude, do you ever get anything right?


Wait...you're gonna go by the 40 times?
You just called Tyreke Hill the fastest player in the NFL.
If you're using 40s as your basis for speed, then Hill is not the fastest player in the NFL.

[Pavlov]

Wait...you're gonna go by the 40 times?
You just called Tyreke Hill the fastest player in the NFL.
If you're using 40s as your basis for speed, then Hill is not the fastest player in the NFL.Man, you just schooled this shit out of him again!

The true expert!

[SpursforSix]

Man, you just schooled this shit out of him again!

The true expert!

And I didn't even bring up the bad logic of extrapolating 40m times when putting together a top 100m list.

[Avante]

Wait...you're gonna go by the 40 times?
You just called Tyreke Hill the fastest player in the NFL.
If you're using 40s as your basis for speed, then Hill is not the fastest player in the NFL.

What QB was a 100m sprinter? Yep, nobody I listed there has ever ran the 100m that I know of. RGIII has ran the 200m.

So without 100m prowess we go with whatever measurable we can find. AND....a 4.3 vs a 4.5 is huge in a distance as short as a 40.

Tyreek Hill was a sprint champion, won the Big12 60, Georgia State 100/200 champ, ran a 20.14 200 which at the time was the second fastest200 ever ran by a HS kd. There is nobody in the NFL he can't beat in a 100m.

[Pavlov]

And I didn't even bring up the bad logic of extrapolating 40m times when putting together a top 100m list.Exactly! You were holding back and you still completely destroyed him!

[Avante]

And I didn't even bring up the bad logic of extrapolating 40m times when putting together a top 100m list.

I didn't use 40 times. Until....we needed something to seperate Young and Pryor.

[SpursforSix]

What QB was a 100m sprinter? Yep, nobody I listed there has ever ran the 100m that I know of. RGIII has ran the 200m.

So without 100m prowess we go with whatever measurable we can find. AND....a 4.3 vs a 4.5 is huge in a distance as short as a 40.

Tyreek Hill was a sprint champion, won the Big12 60, Georgia State 100/200 champ, ran a 20.14 200 which at the time was the second fastest200 ever ran by a HS kd. There is nobody in the NFL he can't beat in a 100m.

Still bad logic. John Ross ran a faster 40m than Hill. But his 100m is way slower.
Ergo (this means "therefore"), the 40m time is not a reliable indicator of 100m time.

[SpursforSix]

I didn't use 40 times. Until....we needed something to seperate Young and Pryor.

Then what did you use for your list?

[Avante]

It works like this....

A fast football player can hang with a sprinter for around 40 yards, that distance is just too short to seperate acceleration from actual speed.

Sprinters don;t start hitting that top end/max velocity until around 50ish, then they can maintain that MV for 20ishm or so, then they enter into the decelleration phase. Here is where speed endurance steps in, those with it are able to sustain MV longer and decell at a slower pace. We see none of that in a 40.

[Avante]

Then what did you use for your list?

Years of watching all of those guys play.

Go ahead give me a QB who should be there instead of who I had? Then give me the why, ok?

I did goof big time, where is.....Lamar Jackson?

[SpursforSix]

Years of watching all of those guys play.

Go ahead give me a QB who should be there instead of who I had? Then give me the why, ok?

Tyrod Taylor

He ran a faster 40 than Wilson.

[Avante]

Watch this.

SFS being our track EXPERT, give me your All Time 100m for Cornerbacks, ok?

Song and dance time, will not see his race, yep,.....no clue,

[Avante]

Tyrod Taylor

He ran a faster 40 than Wilson.

Dude, what happened to 40's don;t mean anything?

[SpursforSix]

Dude, what happened to 40's don;t mean anything?

I'm just using your qualifiers.

Avante: Here's a list of the top 100m QB
SFS: Cool...what are your parameters on rating them?
Avante: Just some subjective shit in my head.

[Blake]

What QB was a 100m sprinter? Yep, nobody I listed there has ever ran the 100m that I know of.

Yet you put them all in a 100m race.

[Blake]

Young a 4.58 40
Pryor a 4.38 40

Dude, do you ever get anything right?

Lol and Russell Wilson is a 4.55.

You're an idiot.

[Avante]

I'm just using your qualifiers.

Avante: Here's a list of the top 100m QB
SFS: Cool...what are your parameters on rating them?
Avante: Just some subjective shit in my head.

Who is faster Lamar Jackson or Joe Flacco, how about Steve Young or Joe Montana? Dude, if you watch the game it's pretty easy to see who has what....honest.

Tom Brady is...SLOW...and that is just from watching him play.

[Avante]

Lol and Russell Wilson is a 4.55.

You're an idiot.

An idiot thinks Vince Young can run with a Tyrell Pryor.

[Blake]

An idiot thinks Vince Young can run with a Tyrell Pryor.

You think Russell Wilson can run with Pryor.

What does that make you?

[SpursforSix]

Who is faster Lamar Jackson or Joe Flacco, how about Steve Young or Joe Montana? Dude, if you watch the game it's pretty easy to see who has what....honest.

Tom Brady is...SLOW...and that is just from watching him play.

And Tyrod was fast. Faster than Wilson by the only measurable we have.

[Avante]

My second All Time QB 100m

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1. Roger Staubach
2. E.J. Manuel
3. Bobby Douglas
4. Desuen Watson
5. Joe Thiesman
6. Vince Evans
7. Donovan McNabb
8. Willie Thrower

[Avante]

And Tyrod was fast. Faster than Wilson by the only measurable we have.

Russell has more long runs, has a 55 yarder, Taylor nothing over 50. Wilson a better average per rush.

I do see Wilson pulling away from Taylor in a 100m

SFS what is your All Time 100m for Cornerbacks, well?

Dude, do something to back up....EXPERT...ok?

[Blake]

My second All Time QB 100m

lane

1. Roger Staubach
2. E.J. Manuel
3. Bobby Douglas
4. Desuen Watson
5. Joe Thiesman
6. Vince Evans
7. Donovan McNabb
8. Willie Thrower

Lol McNabb ran a 4.64 40 and you still don't put Vince in there.

You're just shitting all over yourself today.

You're a huge track fraud. Thank Allah that there's a real track expert here.

[SpursforSix]

Russell has more long runs, has a 55 yarder, Taylor nothing over 50. Wilson a better average per rush.

I do see Wilson pulling away from Taylor in a 100m


So the new metric to grade QB 100m times is average yards per carry and longest runs?

[Blake]

Russell has more long runs, has a 55 yarder, Taylor nothing over 50. Wilson a better average per rush.

I do see Wilson pulling away from Taylor in a 100m

SFS what is your All Time 100m for Cornerbacks, well?

Dude, do something to back up....EXPERT...ok?

Lol putting Wilson in a race with Pryor

You're running a 4.4 forty away from that one

[Avante]

See the little short cat, that is Mel Pender. He had one of the best starts in sprintdom history. He held the 50, 60 and 70 indoor WR.

All his races looked like this (when in vs the elite)



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HgYxUDk1SU

Watch as he gets ran down, yep.....no speed endurance.

Football players have no speed endurance, they simply don't train for that.

[Blake]

Vince ran the 400 relay in high school.

You're a fraud.

[Avante]

Lol McNabb ran a 4.64 40 and you still don't put Vince in there.

You're just shitting all over yourself today.

You're a huge track fraud. Thank Allah that there's a real track expert here.

DUH...that was suppose to be Vince Young, not Vince Evans.

[SpursforSix]

Russell has more long runs, has a 55 yarder, Taylor nothing over 50. Wilson a better average per rush.



So now add Mariota over Wilson. Mariota had a faster 40 AND a higher yards per rushing attempt. And the longest rush.

[Pavlov]

lol Chubbs keeps trying to change the subject of his own thread.

[Avante]

Vince ran the 400 relay in high school.

You're a fraud.

Would Young be one of the 4 fastest kids in HS, HAHAHAHAHA~~~~~~~~~~

[Blake]

DUH...that was suppose to be Vince Young, not Vince Evans.

Not my fault you're old and decrepit

[Blake]

So now add Mariota over Wilson. Mariota had a faster 40 AND a higher yards per rushing attempt. And the longest rush.

Wilson Phillips?

[Avante]

Not my fault you're old and decrepit

Compared to being totally stupid and a queer?

[Avante]

How about Colin Kaerpernick, hmmm?

[Pavlov]

How about changing the subject again, hmmm?

[Avante]

So now add Mariota over Wilson. Mariota had a faster 40 AND a higher yards per rushing attempt. And the longest rush.

Good one.

Now give us your All Time 100m for Cornerbacks.ok?

[SpursforSix]

Good one.

Now give us your All Time 100m for Cornerbacks.ok?

In a Jack Reacher thread? No thanks.

[Avante]

In a Jack Reacher thread? No thanks.

SFS,,,Marcus Mariota was faster than Russell Wilson
Avante,,,cool, now tell me about the fastest cornerbacks
SFS....I don;t talk football in a Jack Reacher thread (meaning....I don't have a clue)

Ever notice SFS don't know shit? It;s always some BS about why he can;t ever do anything.

[Pavlov]

I mean both Cable and Bane are supposed to be 6'8" and like 350 lbs. -- but they were played by guys who are 5'10" and 5'9" respectively.

Both movies were huge hits.

No borderline mute wrestler could deliver those kinds of performances. Just attempting the Bane accent would cause brains to explode.

[Avante]

How about changing the subject again, hmmm?

Hey Avante, ok so just who is in that All Time 100m for DB's?

Well since SFS can't do shit,here ya go.

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1.James Trapp 10.14
2.Terrence Newman 10.20
3.Deion Sanders 10.26
4.Leonard Lyles 9.5yard
5.Darrel Green 10.08
6.Henry Carr 9.3
7.Stanford Routt 20.6 200m
8.Lawrence Johnson 9.4

[Blake]

Decrepit old fatty can't remember what thread he's in

[Avante]

Decrepit old fatty can't remember what thread he's in

Dumbass queer in every Avante thread ever made.

[Pavlov]

Hey Avante, ok so just who is in that All Time 100m for DB's?

Well since SFS can't do shit,here ya go.

lane

1.James Trapp 10.14
2.Terrence Newman 10.20
3.Deion Sanders 10.26
4.Leonard Lyles 9.5yard
5.Darrel Green 10.08
6.Henry Carr 9.3
7.Stanford Routt 20.6 200m
8.Lawrence Johnson 9.4Translation: I'm trying to change the subject again.

[Blake]

Dumbass queer in every Avante thread ever made.


I'm not even sure I'm in every thread you created about me.

Stay on topic, alzheimer.

[Avante]

Translation: I'm trying to change the subject again.

Translation

How do you do that?

Ok, so how about the All Time WR Long Jump?

Nothing to it midget

Chris Sanders Titans
Paul Warfield Browns
Vance Johnson Broncos
Bo Roberson Raiders
James Lofton Packers
Ron Jessie Lions
Dokie Williams Raiders
JJ Birden Chiefs

All over 25 feet

[Pavlov]

Translation

How do you do that?

Ok, so how about the All Time WR Long Jump?

Nothing to it midget

Chris Sanders Titans
Paul Warfield Browns
Vance Johnson Broncos
Bo Roberson Raiders
James Lofton Packers
Ron Jessie Lions
Dokie Williams Raiders
JJ Birden Chiefs

All over 25 feetTranslation: I will now melt down to avoid my own thread topic.

[Avante]

I'm not even sure I'm in every thread you created about me.

Stay on topic, alzheimer.

Show us one of those threads, yep....ya can't.

[SpursforSix]

SFS,,,Marcus Mariota was faster than Russell Wilson
Avante,,,cool, now tell me about the fastest cornerbacks
SFS....I don;t talk football in a Jack Reacher thread (meaning....I don't have a clue)

Ever notice SFS don't know shit? It;s always some BS about why he can;t ever do anything.

LOL...I just took you to school in this thread.
Probably the first time in a while where you went to school and didn't molest anyone.

[Pavlov]

Show us one of those threads, yep....ya can't.https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=240499

[Avante]

LOL...I just took you to school in this thread.
Probably the first time in a while where you went to school and didn't molest anyone.

Dude, no you didn't. All we really saw was you running away AGAIN when asked a question.

SFS remember you don't talk football/track in a Jack Reacher thread, right? So why another lie?

[SpursforSix]

Dude, no you didn't. All we really saw was you running away AGAIN when asked a question.

SFS and remember you don't talk football/track in a Jack Reacher thread, right? So why another lie?

You're the one that was talking football and posted a wrong list. I was just correcting you. Then you asked who should be on your list.
No reason to start a whole new debate on cornerbacks.

Feel free to continue to talk about Reacher.

[Avante]

You're the one that was talking football and posted a wrong list. I was just correcting you. Then you asked who should be on your list.
No reason to start a whole new debate on cornerbacks.

Feel free to continue to talk about Reacher.

Dude, why do you never everr delivery the goods? Why not.....ok Avante, no problem, here ya go....

All you do is run from everything asked you ,ALWAYS. Why?

Dude, give us your All Time SEC/NFL 100m....ok?

Yep, ya can't.

[Pavlov]

Conversely Peter O'Toole was a full seven inches taller than T.E. Lawrence but that takes nothing away from his iconic performance in Lawrence of Arabia.

[Avante]

Conversely Peter O'Toole was a full seven inches taller than T.E. Lawrence but that takes nothing away from his iconic performance in Lawrence of Arabia.

Translation

Avante as ya can tell by me spending all my time here humping away on your leg, you totally amaze me and Blake. You are all we want to do here.

So, give me the All Time 100m for RB's

Here ya go leg humper.

lane

1.Bob Hayes
2.Jeff Demps
3.Trindon Holliday
4.Tyreek Hill
5.O.J.Simpson
6.Jamaal Charles
7.Travis Williams
8.Michael Bennett

"B"

lane

1.Eric Dickerson
2.Bo Jackson
3.Herschel Walker
4.Trenton Jackson
5.Joe Delaney
6.Cy Leland
7.Eugene White
8.Javid Best

"C"

lane

1.Justin Fargas
2.Reggie Bush
3.Napolean Kaufman
4.Billy Cannon
5.Warren McVea
6.James Owens
7.Amos Marsh
8.Kelvin Bryant

[Blake]

Lol he's completely lost it

[Pavlov]

Translation

Avante as ya can tell by me spending all my time here humping away on your leg, you totally amaze me and Blake. You are all we want to do here.

So, give me the All Time 100m for RB's

Here ya go leg humper.

lane

1.Bob Hayes
2.Jeff Demps
3.Trindon Holliday
4.Tyreek Hill
5.O.J.Simpson
6.Jamaal Charles
7.Travis Williams
8.Michael Bennett

"B"

lane

1.Eric Dickerson
2.Bo Jackson
3.Herschel Walker
4.Trenton Jackson
5.Cyril Pinder
6.Cy Leland
7.Eugene White
8.Glen Davis

"C"

lane

1.Justin Fargas
2.Reggie Bush
3.Napolean Kaufman
4.Billy Cannon
5.Warren McVea
6.James Owens
7.Amos Marsh
8.Kelvin BryantTranslation: What is my thread about? Nevermind -- activate listbot mode!

[Avante]

Lol he's completely lost it

Dude, if you are going to come here just to bug don't complain, ok?

Why are you in this thread?

[Avante]

Translation: What is my thread about? Nevermind -- activate listbot mode!


Dummy, look at all the threads you are in where ya totally ignore the topic to attack a poster, need proof?

[SpursforSix]

Translation

Avante as ya can tell by me spending all my time here humping away on your leg, you totally amaze me and Blake. You are all we want to do here.

So, give me the All Time 100m for RB's

Here ya go leg humper.

lane

1.Bob Hayes
2.Jeff Demps
3.Trindon Holliday
4.Tyreek Hill
5.O.J.Simpson
6.Jamaal Charles
7.Travis Williams
8.Michael Bennett

"B"

lane

1.Eric Dickerson
2.Bo Jackson
3.Herschel Walker
4.Trenton Jackson
5.Joe Delaney
6.Cy Leland
7.Eugene White
8.Ken Thomas

"C"

lane

1.Justin Fargas
2.Reggie Bush
3.Napolean Kaufman
4.Billy Cannon
5.Warren McVea
6.James Owens
7.Amos Marsh
8.Kelvin Bryant

You can’t put Tyreek in as an RB.

[Avante]

You can’t put Tyreek in as an RB.

Dude, which is it? You told me when asked about the fastest cornerbacks, you couldn't in this Jack Reacher thread,....right? Well, why talk football now, well?


And, you are once again 100% wrong.'



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blSxKdR3o5E

[Pavlov]

Dummy, look at all the threads you are in where ya totally ignore the topic to attack a poster, need proof?So it's a good thing when you do it?

[Avante]

SFS you aren't foolling anyone. ok? It's totally obvious anything that will take time to Google you stay away from. That's why when asked anything ya come up with BS instead of a legit answer.

Trust me guy anyone thinking kids can run a 20.00 know...0...about track. And you obviously know less about football.

[SpursforSix]

Dude, which is it? You told me when asked about the fastest cornerbacks, you couldn't in this Jack Reacher thread,....right? Well, why talk football now, well?


And, you are once again 100% wrong.'
]

If you’re going to be loose with your positional requirements then how the fuck could you leave Matt Jones off your QB list?

[Blake]

You're the one that's not fooling anyone. You're a fraud.

[SpursforSix]

If you’re going to be loose with your positional requirements then how the fuck could you leave Matt Jones off your QB list?

I’ll give you some time to Google.

[Avante]

If you’re going to be loose with your positional requirements then how the fuck could you leave Matt Jones off your QB list?

Loose????? I was talking about the fastest RB's. Why is Bob Hayes listed? Yep...college RB. I said nothing about the NFL.

I didn't run off to Google searching out fast QB's like you did. I just went with what I;d seen. Yep, should have had Jones and probably a few others.

Colin Kaepernick?

[Avante]

I’ll give you some time to Google.

Dude, I don't need Google and that should be real obvious. Experience guy, and that should be real obvious.

Dude,give me the All Time 100m for WR's, ok?

We never ever see...ok Avante, here ya go......yep, he can't.

[SpursforSix]

Loose????? I was talking about the fastest RB's. Why is Bob Hayes listed? Yep...college RB. I said nothing about the NFL.

I didn't run off to Google searching out fast QB's like you did. I just went with what I;d seen. Yep, should have had Jones and probably a few others.

Colin Kaepernick?

lol. I didn’t have to Google Matt Jones. I was going to mention him earlier but decided to play fair since he was a WR in the NFL. Anyone that knows anything about college footballl wouldn’t have forgot about his speed. Jones would often out run the DBs after already having run through everyone else.

Your lists are never consistent and almost always erroneous.

If I ever did decide to Google, I’m sure we’d find even more mistakes.

[Avante]

lol. I didn’t have to Google Matt Jones. I was going to mention him earlier but decided to play fair since he was a WR in the NFL. Anyone that knows anything about college footballl wouldn’t have forgot about his speed. Jones would often out run the DBs after already having run through everyone else.

Your lists are never consistent and almost always erroneous.

If I ever did decide to Google, I’m sure we’d find even more mistakes.

Work with me here.


I said this.....

Hey Avante, what would the All Time 100m look like for pro QB's?

Matt Jones wasn't a pro QB, right?

So no he doesn't belong.

Where did I mention "pro" when it came to the RB's.yep...I didn't.

Try paying attention, ok

I just toss stuff out off the top of my head, while you need to Google everything.

[SpursforSix]

Work with me here.


I said this.....

Hey Avante, what would the All Time 100m look like for pro QB's?

Matt Jones wasn't a pro QB, right?

So no he doesn't belong.

Where did I mention "pro" when it came to the RB's.yep...I didn't.

Try paying attention, ok

I just toss stuff out off the top of my head, while you need to Google everything.

you just admitted you should have included Jones. You’re senile old timer.

[Avante]

you just admitted you should have included Jones. You’re senile old timer.

Dude, don't ignore you blew it twice,ok? Matt Jones wasn't a pro QB and I wasn't talking pro RB's. So ya were wrong yet again, just own it.

I asked you another question that you just ignored....again.

All Time 100m WR

Well?

Yep, more song n' dance, sheesh~~~~~~~~~~

[Avante]

Has anyone ever seen SFS actually answer any question asked him pertaining to track/football?

[Avante]

Getting back to Jack Reacher


Who Would Have Been A Better Choice To Play Jack Reacher Than Tom Cruise.

by fiveohfivethree (https://www.imdb.com/user/ur28491227/?ref_=_usr) | created - 04 Jul 2012 | updated - 29 May 2013 | Public We all know Tom Cruise has ruined Jack Reacher for fans of the Lee Child's novels. Why was he cast when there are so many better choices out there? Fans of the novels have had some sort of picture in their heads of how their version of Jack Reacher would look which is why this list is so varied. While I personally do not agree with a lot of the suggestions, they would all have been better choices than Tom Cruise who quite simply does not have the range, depth or height to pull off the Jack Reacher we all know and love.

And it seems the critics agree. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0790724/criticreviews

The top 10 are my own personal favourites while the rest are in no particular order and are the suggestions of imdb and facebook users. I may have relegated some of the "prettier" choices to the bottom of the list though...

[Avante]

With all my interests I struggle staying focused on any one thing for very long.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y71njpDH3co

[Pavlov]

It's called dementia.

[Avante]

It's called dementia.

Translation

Avante, is there anything you don't know about?

So how about that All Time Pac12/NFL 100m?

A lot of things I don't know about that's why I don't talk about them...hint hint.

Here ya go slugger.

lane

1.Michael Bates Seahawks/Arizona
2.Henry Carr Giants/ASU
3.O,J,Simpson Bills/USC
4.Ron Brown Rams/ASU
5.Pat Johnson Ravens/Oregon
6.Travis Williams Packers/ASU
7.Wesley Walker Jets/Cal
8.Darin Nelson Vikings/Stanford

Can't use Cliff Branch, Colorado wasn't in the PAC12 in his day.

[Pavlov]

Translation

Avante, is there anything you don't know about?

So how about that All Time Pac12/NFL 100m?

A lot of things I don't know about that's why I don't talk about them...hint hint.

Here ya go slugger.

lane

1.Michael Bates Seahawks/Arizona
2.Henry Carr Giants/ASU
3.O,J,Simpson Bills/USC
4.Ron Brown Rams/ASU
5.Pat Johnson Ravens/Oregon
6.Travis Williams Packers/ASU
7.Wesley Walker Jets/Cal
8.Darin Nelson Vikings/Stanford

Can't use Cliff Branch, Colorado wasn't in the PAC12 in his day. Translation: What year is this? Where am I?

[Avante]

Why do we really need to know.....first person of color?

Just heard that on CNN.

Google

Doug Williams
Howard Drew
Joe Perry
Hattie McDaneil
George "Little Chocolate" Dixon
The Unique Quartette
Willie Thrower
DeFord Bailey
John Taylor (Olympian)


You won't go far before ya read....the first African American to......

Hmmmm?

[Pavlov]

Why do we really need to know.....first person of color?

Just heard that on CNN.

Google

Doug Williams
Howard Drew
Joe Perry
Hattie McDaneil
George "Little Chocolate" Dixon
The Unique Quartette
Willie Thrower
DeFord Bailey
John Taylor (Olympian)


You won't go far before ya read....the first African American to......

Hmmmm?Translation: Is Jack Reacher black? What was I saying?

[Blake]

Has anyone ever seen SFS actually answer any question asked him pertaining to track/football?

Yes

[Avante]

Let me see the hands of those who have actually read any Jack Reacher novel. Way too many here try to talk about things they know nothing at all about. So all we see is ignorance.

I can't really talk baseball***, soccer, female sports, romance novels, so I don't.

*** I do know a little bit about the old Negro leagues.

[Pavlov]

Let me see the hands of those who have actually read any Jack Reacher novel. Way too many here try to talk about things they know nothing at all about. So all we see is ignorance.

I can't really talk baseball, soccer, female sports, romance novels, so I don't.If you find out no one read the books, will you shut up about his measurements?

[Avante]

If you find out no one read the books, will you shut up about his measurements?

Pavlov my main man, whats up bro?

It works like this, you have how many threads out there to post in? Yep, you do have options available to you. So if you decide to enter an Avante thread you know what to expect. You don;t have to be here.

[Pavlov]

Pavlov my main man, whats up bro?

It works like this, you have how many threads out there to post in? Yep, you do have options available to you. So if you decide to enter an Avante thread you know what to expect. You don;t have to be here.I expect your whining and lists.

[Avante]

I expect your whining and lists.

And I don't blame ya.

I started thinking that maybe you are a cool guy and I'm the one with the problem.

[Xevious]

Christian Bale would be a perfect Reacher if he could get back to his weight during The Machinist.

[Avante]

Christian Bale would be a perfect Reacher if he could get back to his weight during The Machinist.

So which Jack Reacher novel have you read?

[Xevious]

So which Jack Reacher novel have you read?
None of them. Would just be funny seeing you start like a fifth Jack Reacher thread to complain.

[Avante]

Why is it so damn hard for people to understand that any time a movie is made about any real life person or fictious literary character they have an obligation to get it right. They can't just.....fuck it

Jack Reacher's power pours out of the novels, the fact here is a guy who could tear your arm right off if he had to is totally sold. You can feel the power. He walks into a room any room anywhere and every head in the place turns. The women....hey big guy, the men get out of his way.

Tom Cruise tearing arms off, big men getting out of his way, hahahaha~~~

[Avante]

None of them. Would just be funny seeing you start like a fifth Jack Reacher thread to complain.

Dude, how about one in 2013 and some five years later and another movie and another thread. Five????????

Why don't you start a thread, do something on your own so ya don't have to rely on anyone else for your entertainment?

[Pavlov]

Why is it so damn hard for people to understand that any time a movie is made about any real life person or fictious literary character they have an obligation to get it right. They can't just.....fuck it

Jack Reacher's power pours out of the novels, the fact here is a guy who could tear your arm right off if he had to is totally sold. You can feel the power. He walks into a room any room anywhere and every head in the place turns. The women....hey big guy, the men get out of his way.

Tom Cruise tearing arms off, big men getting out of his way, hahahaha~~~Tearing arms off?

That doesn't sound very realistic at all.

Kinda dumb tbh.

[Xevious]

Why is it so damn hard for people to understand that any time a movie is made about any real life person or fictious literary character they have an obligation to get it right. They can't just.....fuck it
Since when? The only obligation they have is to make money. It has been that way since the dawn of cinema. Depending on the details of their agreement... once a studio obtains the rights to a particular property, they can do with it as they damn well please. Don't act like Lee Child hasn't made money off of these movies also.

[Avante]

Tearing arms off?

That doesn't sound very realistic at all.

Kinda dumb tbh.

In the latest Reacher novel he whips up on seven bikers in a bar parking lot, yep...seven.

[Avante]

Since when? The only obligation they have is to make money. It has been that way since the dawn of cinema. Depending on the details of their agreement... once a studio obtains the rights to a particular property, they can do with it as they damn well please. Don't act like Lee Child hasn't made money off of these movies also.

I totally agree the bottom line is always $$$$$$. All movies made using real people/literary characters there is an attempt made to keep it kinda realistic. Davey will always die at The Alamo, The Hulk will be big and bad, etc.

Who is acting like Child didn't make $$$$? It was $$$$$$$$$ as to why Tom Cruise. Have a Tom Cruise movie,oh by the way he's playing...........

[Xevious]

I totally agree the bottom line is always $$$$$$. All movies made using real people/literary characters there is an attempt made to keep it kinda realistic. Davey will always die at The Alamo, The Hulk will be big and bad, etc.

Who is acting like Child didn't make $$$$? It was $$$$$$$$$ as to why Tom Cruise. Have a Tom Cruise movie,oh by the way he's playing...........
So you agree they had no obligation to depict a fictional character exactly the same as he was in the books. Good. We can move on then.

[Pavlov]

In the latest Reacher novel he whips up on seven bikers in a bar parking lot, yep...seven.lol changing the subject again.

The subject is ripping arms off.

[Avante]

So you agree they had no obligation to depict a fictional character exactly the same as he was in the books. Good. We can move on then.

To a point, there will always be realism it's just to what degree. I wonder sometimes if after the deal has been made things aren't what they were suppose to be.

[Avante]

lol changing the subject again.

The subject is ripping arms off.

Pavlov, how many times are you going to be wrong in one night.

Dude, mix a strong one and just watch how it's done for awhile, your game is sucking, so...take notes.

[Pavlov]

Pavlov, how many times are you going to be wrong in one night.

Dude, mix a strong one and just watch how it's done for awhile, your game is sucking, so...take notes.OK, show me some dude ripping off another dudes arms in real life.

[Avante]

OK, show me some dude ripping off another dudes arms in real life.

Ya might wanna sit ....ah....stand up for this one.

Pavlov., my little buddy.......I do hate to break it to ya like this but......there is no Jack Reacher, ya see little friend he's just an imagined character made up by Lee Child......sorry.

And while you're here.....pro wrestling is fake......honest it is.

[Pavlov]

Ya might wanna sit ....ah....stand up for this one.

Pavlov., my little buddy.......I do hate to break it to ya like this but......there is no Jack Reacher, ya see little friend he's just an imagined character made up by Lee Child......sorry.

And while you're here.....pro wrestling is fake......honest it is.I know he's fictional. I said the arm ripping wasn't realistic. If that character is ripping arms off those are some stupid ass books.

[Avante]

I know he's fictional. I said the arm ripping wasn't realistic. If that character is ripping arms off those are some stupid ass books.

Then why say...


OK, show me some dude ripping off another dudes arms in real life.

Well? Who was talking real life?

Little man, why did Hollywood make two Jack Reacher movies if the books sucked, now think little guy.

I've read all that Dickens, Hemingway. Poe, London, Steinbeck, Hesse, Sinclair Lewis, Malamud etc stuff. They got nothing on the Jack Reacher novels.

[Pavlov]

Then why say...


OK, show me some dude ripping off another dudes arms in real life.That would make it realistic.

You really needed that explained to you?

lol Avante

[Avante]

That would make it realistic.

You really needed that explained to you?

lol Avante

Pavlov, hahahahaha~~~~~~~ Dude, you get nothing ever do ya?

Little man, the Reacher novels are like all action moves/books, a lot of tongue in cheek when it comes to violence. Nobody beats up 4-5-6-7 grown men. I don't care who you are. That is routine for Reacher.

Not really suppose to be realistic, this is escapism literature, you want an escape from reality.

Pavlov, that really had to be explained to ya son

[Avante]

TRIPWIRE


Reacher is in Key West (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Key_West,_Florida), digging pools by hand and moonlighting as a bouncer (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bouncer_%28doorman%29) for a topless bar. He discovers the body of a New York investigator hired by "Mrs. Jacob" to find him. He finds out that she is attorney Jodie Garber, daughter of General Leon Garber, Reacher's recently-deceased mentor and surrogate father in the Army. She wants his help investigating her father's last project, a search on behalf of the elderly parents of their military MIA son. Having inherited a house and gained a steady girlfriend, Reacher contemplates a sedentary life as he and Jodie find themselves hunted by a psychopath businessman and military criminal crippled in the Vietnam War, who has a shadowy business and other secrets to protect.

How many 5-7 bouncers out there?

[Pavlov]

Pavlov, hahahahaha~~~~~~~ Dude, you get nothing ever do ya?

Little man, the Reacher novels are like all action moves/books, a lot of tongue in cheek when it comes to violence. Nobody beats up 4-5-6-7 grown men. I don't care who you are. That is routine for Reacher.

Not really suppose to be realistic, this is escapism literature, you want an escape from reality.

Pavlov, that really had to be explained to ya sonOh, so you can suspend your disbelief enough that you can accept arms being ripped off by some dude?

[Avante]

Oh, so you can suspend your disbelief enough that you can accept arms being ripped off by some dude?

Disbelief about what?

Little guy named Jimmy the Rat has some info Reacher wants. He finds the Rat in a bar.

Something like this.

Reacher....need to talk to you
Rat....fuck off
Reacher....one last chance, we need to talk.
Rat....(his buddies picking up n what is going on)....bummer.
Reacher....ok you had your chance.

He then precedes to kick ass on seven big bikers.

Then...

Reacher,,,,ok Rat let's talk.
Rat...(looking aroind at his posse all laid out)...ok. so what is it?

Dude, ya really don't get it do ya?

[Pavlov]

Disbelief about what?Some guy ripping another guy's arms off.

[Avante]

Some guy ripping another guy's arms off.

Nope, not at all. Like I said if need be there is no doubt he could do it.

[Pavlov]

Nope, not at all. Like I said if need be there is no doubt he could do it.Oh, so it's just not realistic at all.

A little fantasy for you.

Cool.

[Avante]

Oh, so it's just not realistic at all.

A little fantasy for you.

Cool.

Pavlov, wrong once again.

Jack Reacher says things like “I will break your legs. I will break your arms. I will break your neck.” If Reacher says these things to you, Reacher will break your legs. And your arms. And your neck.
Reacher is a drifter who uses military training to murder people.

Reacher only murders bad guys, though, and is so likeable that no one is mad about his coast-to-coast trail of broken-necked corpses.
Reacher has had friends, family, lovers. Reacher knows they are unnecessary. Reacher’s solitary life is elegant. But who can he call for help?

Reacher would have known that was a trick question. Reacher doesn’t need help—not even to break out of prison.
Reacher breaks out of prison in Jack Reacher: Never Go Back (hereafter referred to as Jack Reacher: Never! Go! Back!). Not only does Reacher make the guards look like goofs, he breaks someone else out of prison too! No prison can hold Reacher.

Reacher could be president, but he knows he can do more good by drifting and murdering.
Reacher beats up (murders?) two men on a busy airplane in Jack Reacher: Never! Go! Back! Here’s how good Reacher is: Nobody on the airplane even notices.
Reacher has two pals in Jack Reacher: Never! Go! Back! They are Major Susan Turner (Cobie Smulders), who might be a romantic pal, and Samantha Dayton (Danika Yarosh), who might be an illegitimate daughter pal. They can both hold their own. Reacher has no interest in pals who cannot hold their own.
Reacher knows, deep in his tough-guy heart, that one should never go back—that, almost always, one will regret doing so. In Jack Reacher: Never! Go! Back!, Reacher goes back. The only people who regret it are the bad guys.


Work with me here munchkin

This is not sci fi, fantasy, this is the world as we know it with a larger than life dude wandering around doing good and when up against bad guys he is the badder guy.

I know....huh?

[Pavlov]

Pavlov, wrong once again.

Jack Reacher says things like “I will break your legs. I will break your arms. I will break your neck.” If Reacher says these things to you, Reacher will break your legs. And your arms. And your neck.
Reacher is a drifter who uses military training to murder people.

Reacher only murders bad guys, though, and is so likeable that no one is mad about his coast-to-coast trail of broken-necked corpses.
Reacher has had friends, family, lovers. Reacher knows they are unnecessary. Reacher’s solitary life is elegant. But who can he call for help?

Reacher would have known that was a trick question. Reacher doesn’t need help—not even to break out of prison.
Reacher breaks out of prison in Jack Reacher: Never Go Back (hereafter referred to as Jack Reacher: Never! Go! Back!). Not only does Reacher make the guards look like goofs, he breaks someone else out of prison too! No prison can hold Reacher.

Reacher could be president, but he knows he can do more good by drifting and murdering.
Reacher beats up (murders?) two men on a busy airplane in Jack Reacher: Never! Go! Back! Here’s how good Reacher is: Nobody on the airplane even notices.
Reacher has two pals in Jack Reacher: Never! Go! Back! They are Major Susan Turner (Cobie Smulders), who might be a romantic pal, and Samantha Dayton (Danika Yarosh), who might be an illegitimate daughter pal. They can both hold their own. Reacher has no interest in pals who cannot hold their own.
Reacher knows, deep in his tough-guy heart, that one should never go back—that, almost always, one will regret doing so. In Jack Reacher: Never! Go! Back!, Reacher goes back. The only people who regret it are the bad guys.
Blah, blah, blah.

It's a fictional character doing unrealistic things like ripping off arms.

A fantasy.

[Avante]

Blah, blah, blah.

It's a fictional character doing unrealistic things like ripping off arms.

A fantasy.

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

[Pavlov]

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHExactly. You just keep going on about a guy who doesn't even exist.

[Avante]

Exactly. You just keep going on about a guy who doesn't even exist.

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

[Avante]

20 Man Battle Royal

Batman
Kado
Thor (Hammerless)
Larry Allen
Chuck Liddell
Jack Reacher
Tarzan
Hoss Cartwright
Royce Gracie
Tom Cruise
The Rock
Conan
Brock Lesnar
John Cena
Hulk Hogan
Bill Kazmeir
Ken Shamrock
Bruce Lee
Iron Mike Tyson
Daneil Cormeir

[Blake]

20 Man Battle Royal

Batman
Kado
Thor (Hammerless)
Larry Allen
Chuck Liddell
Jack Reacher
Tarzan
Hoss Cartwright
Royce Gracie
Tom Cruise
The Rock
Conan
Brock Lesnar
John Cena
Hulk Hogan
Bill Kazmeir
Ken Shamrock
Bruce Lee
Iron Mike Tyson
Daneil Cormeir

What a stupid list.

Tom Cruise would tear Thor's arm off easily.

[Avante]

What a stupid list.

Tom Cruise would tear Thor's arm off easily.

Ok, let me try another one.

Eugene Sandow
Ed "Strangler" Lewis
Paul Anderson
Bonecrusher Smith
Braun Strowman
Ryback
Ox Baker
Tom Cruise
Andre the Giant
Tito Ortiz
The Roadwarriors
Dick Butkus
The Great Antonio
Achilles
Sid Vicious
Primo Carnera
Ronnie Coleman
Jeep Swenson
Ken Patera

[Blake]

Ok, let me try another one.

Eugene Sandow
Ed "Strangler" Lewis
Paul Anderson
Bonecrusher Smith
Braun Strowman
Ryback
Ox Baker
Tom Cruise
Andre the Giant
Tito Ortiz
The Roadwarriors
Dick Butkus
The Great Antonio
Achilles
Sid Vicious
Primo Carnera
Ronnie Coleman
Jeep Swenson
Ken Patera

What a stupid list.

Tom Cruise would tear the arms off of Andre the Giant and do horrible things to the Road Warriors with them

[SpursforSix]

REACHER WAS A BIG MAN I TELL YA!!!!!!!!!! GIANT....HE RAN TRACK AND LIFTED....YEP HE WAS A READER TOO....LOVECRAFT AND DIMESTORE NOVELS....HE WAS KICKASS
AND HE DANCED LIKE A PRINCESS AND BOUGHT CASSETTES AT YARD SALES....
HERE'S A BLUES VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OjyZKfdwlng

[Avante]

What a stupid list.

Tom Cruise would tear the arms off of Andre the Giant and do horrible things to the Road Warriors with them

Hmmm?


How about....

Bruno Sammartino
Steven Seagall
Triple H
Man Mountain Dean
The French Angel
Tor Johnson
Sholhi "Giant" Baba
Gorilla Monsoon
Tom Cruise
Bulldog Brower
Bad News Allen
Judo Gene LeBell
Hercules Cortez
Smasher Sloan
Two Ton Harris
King Kong Bundy
Giant Haystacks
Abdullah the Butcher
Crusher Lisowski
Killer Kowalski

[Blake]

Yeah you're gonna need to put someone on there that won't get arms torn off by Tom

[Avante]

REACHER WAS A BIG MAN I TELL YA!!!!!!!!!! GIANT....HE RAN TRACK AND LIFTED....YEP HE WAS A READER TOO....LOVECRAFT AND DIMESTORE NOVELS....HE WAS KICKASS
AND HE DANCED LIKE A PRINCESS AND BOUGHT CASSETTES AT YARD SALES....
HERE'S A BLUES VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OjyZKfdwlng


What the big man couldn't do however was run a 20,00 as a little kid, of course as we all know, nobody can.

"Jack Reacher"

he stood 6-5
weight at 250
kinda broad at the shoulder
narrow at the hip
and everybody knew
ya didn't give no lip
to Jack Reacher

somebody said he came from New Orleans
where he'd got in a fight
over a cajan queen
a crashing blow from a huge right hand
sent a Louisiana fellow
to the promised land
ya didn't mess with
Jack Reacher

[Avante]

Yeah you're gonna need to put someone on there that won't get arms torn off by Tom

OK OK OK

Samson
Hercules
Goliath
John Jones the Martian Manhunter
Papa Legba
The Hulk
TheThing
Iron Man
Mad Dog Vachon
Sting
King Kull
Brak Man Mon
The Dynamite Kid
BOOM BOOM Art Mahalik
Thinderbolt Patterson
Ray THUNDER Stern
Tom Cruise
Brusier Brody
Angelo KING KONG Mosca
Tank Morgan

[benefactor]

REACHER WAS A BIG MAN I TELL YA!!!!!!!!!! GIANT....HE RAN TRACK AND LIFTED....YEP HE WAS A READER TOO....LOVECRAFT AND DIMESTORE NOVELS....HE WAS KICKASS
AND HE DANCED LIKE A PRINCESS AND BOUGHT CASSETTES AT YARD SALES....
HERE'S A BLUES VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OjyZKfdwlng
:lol

[Blake]

OK OK OK

Samson
Hercules
Goliath
John Jones the Martian Manhunter
Papa Legba
The Hulk
TheThing
Iron Man
Mad Dog Vachon
Sting
King Kull
Brak Man Mon
The Dynamite Kid
BOOM BOOM Art Mahalik
Thinderbolt Patterson
Ray THUNDER Stern
Tom Cruise
Brusier Brody
Angelo KING KONG Mosca
Tank Morgan

Nope. All would get arms ripped.

Only match might be God but I know Tom would crucify his son.

[Avante]

As we can from the above video,SFS knows nothing about them blues.

THIS....is them blues.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-XEQrp-kAg

So many covers of Robert Johnson's music, there is another one.

[Pavlov]

OK OK OK

Samson
Hercules
Goliath
John Jones the Martian Manhunter
Papa Legba
The Hulk
TheThing
Iron Man
Mad Dog Vachon
Sting
King Kull
Brak Man Mon
The Dynamite Kid
BOOM BOOM Art Mahalik
Thinderbolt Patterson
Ray THUNDER Stern
Tom Cruise
Brusier Brody
Angelo KING KONG Mosca
Tank MorganNow you're just making lists of people Tom Cruise's Jack Reacher can rip the arms off of.

[Avante]

Now you're just making lists of people Tom Cruise's Jack Reacher can rip the arms off of.

If I were doing that then the midget would be in......

Tiny Tim
Kevin Hart
Little Jimmy Dickens
Little Walter
Little Milton
Little Willie John
Slim Harpo
Nolan "Super Gnat" Smith
Walter "Flea" Roberts
"Mini" Mac Herron
Little Beaver
Sky Low Low
Tiny Bradshaw
Sunnyland Slim
Memphis Slim
Lightnin' Slim
Tricky Ricki Starr
Slim Pickens
Lionel "Little Train" James

Wel I'll be damn Cruise did rassle.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ueHpjvcWTg

[Avante]

I always get a kick out of.....you Googled that....ha~~~

How in the hell does anyone find all that stuff in a matter of seconds? How about some reality? Been into track/football/rasslin' since the late 50's, them blues since the late 60's. And that should be real obvious.

Grew up watching tracksters Ray Norton, Frank Budd, Bob Hayes sprint, Jim Brown, Cookie Gilchrist, John Henry Johnson play football, Ray Stevens, Fred Blassie, Pepper Gomez rassle. Why fight it?

[Pavlov]

I get a kick out of watching no one give a shit about your claimed knowledge. Why fight it?

[Avante]

I get a kick out of watching no one give a shit about your claimed knowledge. Why fight it?

Claimed? Just open your eyes little guy.

[Pavlov]

Claimed? Just open your eyes little guy.I don't give a shit, fat guy.

[Avante]

I don't give a shit, fat guy.

Pavlov, what are your interests when you aren't here humping legs? Ever thought of actually starting a thread instead of leeching off us?

[Pavlov]

Pavlov, what are your interests when you aren't here humping legs? Ever thought of actually starting a thread instead of leeching off us?You can always ignore me.

[Avante]

You can always ignore me.

I tried that and all that got me was more leg humping out of you.

So now it's time to learn something about you. Dude, if you NEED me as bad as ya do I need to know more about just who is humping on my leg.

So, where did you grow up?

[Pavlov]

I tried that and all that got me was more leg humping out of you.

So now it's time to learn something about you. Dude, if you NEED me as bad ya do I need to know more about just who is humping on my leg.

So, where did you grow up?In the United States of America.

[Avante]

In the United States of America.

Pavlov, you seem to struggle with real talk, why? So what city or town?

[Pavlov]

Pavlov, you seem to struggle with real talk, why? So what city or town?Not my fault you're too stupid to be specific.

You had your question for the day and you blew it.

Try even harder next time.

[Avante]

Not my fault you're too stupid to be specific.

You had your question for the day and you blew it.

Try even harder next time.

Pavlov, did you really think I was looking for what country, really? I had to actually ask you what state, city....really?

Pavlov, if you plan on humping this leg you're going to have fill me in on just who you really are. A total stranger humping my leg....don't like it. Now if I know you, then a few humps, I can handle that.

Pavlov, a girlfriend, married, cherry boy, queer?

[Pavlov]

Pavlov, did you really think I was looking for what country, really? I had to actually ask you what state, city....really?

Pavlov, if you plan on humping this leg you're going to have fill me in on just who you really are. A total stranger humping my leg....don't like it. Now if I know you, then a few humps, I can handle that.

Pavlov, a girlfriend, married, cherry boy, queer?Wow, you are really into me.

Trouble is, I don't care about your personal story no matter how hard you try.

[Avante]

Wow, you are really into me.

Trouble is, I don't care about your personal story no matter how hard you try.

Pavlov, you cannot be this damn stupid.

Dude, you CONSTANLY hump my leg, CONSTANTLY, so if you are going to keep at it then I need to know you better, ok? Trust me little guy if I didn't look down everyday and there you are frantically humping away I couldn't care less about an obvious freak like you. BUT....here you always are so....

Pavlov, got a girlfriend, married, got a boyfriend, cherry boy?

[Pavlov]

Pavlov, you cannot be this damn stupid.

Dude, you CONSTANLY hump my leg, CONSTANTLY, so if you are going to keep at it then I need to know you better, ok? Trust me little guy if I didn't look down everyday and there you are frantically humping away I couldn't care less about an obvious freak like you. BUT....here you always are so....

Pavlov, got a girlfriend, married, got a boyfriend, cherry boy?Sorry, you had you're chance.

Keep humping though. Really nice to see you try so hard. Then declare you've been trolling me all along.

That'll show me.

[Avante]

Sorry, you had you're chance.

Keep humping though. Really nice to see you try so hard. Then declare you've been trolling me all along.

That'll show me.

Pavlov, look up, see those flashing neons....AVANTE AVANTE AVANTE..? My thread little guy and here you are...AGAIN. So, who is humping legs? Pavlov, start a thread and I won't be in it, trust me.

Now tell me Pavlov. got a girlfriend, a boyfriend, married, a cherry boy?

[Pavlov]

Pavlov, look up, see those flashing neons....AVANTE AVANTE AVANTE..? My thread little guy and here you are...AGAIN. So, who is humping legs? Pavlov, start a thread and I won't be in it, trust me.

Now tell me Pavlov. got a girlfriend, a boyfriend, married, a cherry boy?Keep humping, Avante!

Go! Go!

[Avante]

Keep humping, Avante!

Go! Go!

Pavlov, once it becomes all about Pavlov, ya can't hang. And it's funny watching how ya act.

Now come on back so we all can laugh some more at your dumbass.

[Avante]

Knowing Jack Reacher like I do, I think if he ever sat down to drink a AA/coke mix and just chilled with some sounds............



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-7IHOXkiV8




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th4SwSpaRWU



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwVLpsgAe8E

[Pavlov]

Hate to break it to you but Jack Reacher isn't real.

[Avante]

In the very first Jack Reacher novel..KILLING FLOOR (I think Child got that title from a 1930 Skip James tune, "Hard Times Killing Floor" ) he's in Georgia trying to find out just what did happen to blues icon Blind Blake, he just disappeared, well he did come up with a theory....read the book.

Anyway.....

Lee Child knows them blues.

This is a cover of an old Gus Cannon Jug Stompers tune, and he's doing his best Gus Cannon impersonation. Like Blind Blake, Cannon started recording in the mid 20's.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah_x2hcqvg4

[Avante]

Hate to break it to you but Jack Reacher isn't real.

Hmmmmm?

Avante....check this little shit out Jack.
Jack Reacher.....I knew a blind whore in Billings Montana, she had a shit throwing monkey named Pavlov. Play some music big guy.
Avante...ya read my mind.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL_T7-il8AU




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Fu67X5kA5g




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5alA8gpxQmE


Remember "Hound Dog" by Elvis, well she did the original, yep, Elvis stold it.

[Avante]

"Mysterious Coon"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGkIY3x9rc8



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMiKZaA5fOE

Bob Dylans fav bluesman. Gotta love......roll me on my belly babe beat me with your chocolate tongue, ha!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM3TOF5OhmQ

Luke Jordan also recorded the first "Cocaine Blues"

[Avante]

Sorry Tom Cruise (https://metro.co.uk/tag/tom-cruise), but size does matter apparently.
A TV adaptation of the blockbuster action movie, Jack Reacher, is said to be in the works – and, bizarrely, Tom’s height might be the reason for the remake.
The Mission: Impossible actor played the iconic character in two movies – 2012’s Jack Reacher: One Shot and Jack Reacher: Never Go Back, which was released in 2016.
However, despite Tom’s a-list acting credentials, fans of the franchise were apparently less than thrilled with the casting. Unfortunately for Tom, his height has proved to be a source of contention for those who have read the Reacher novels.

As I said those who know the books aren't cool with a midget Jack Reacher. Those with no clue who Reacher is, yep, no clue who Reacher is.

[Avante]

Father of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

Rocky Johnson


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tj6lDZYKm0k

Story goes he used to spar with Muhammad Ali, ah.....????

[Avante]

What really needs to happen if there is going to be a Jack Reacher TV series is have tryouts. Have a guy nobody has ever seen before. Who knew about Al Pacino before The Godfather?

[Avante]

Fess Parker as Davey Crockett.....perfect~~~~~~~~

That's how it's done, be real.

[Avante]

FINALLY..........a black Jack Reacher. I was thinking about that way back when I first started reading the novels. Now it's a reality...wow~~~

Classic Reacher

Jack is having his morning coffee in a little truckers diner just west of Galveston. As he looks around for a refill in walks a big man with an angry scowl on his face, the guy is huge. It's more of a bellow when he says....anyone seen Rita? Not a peep, so he walks over to Reacher...."never seen you behore son, whats your name" Jack looks out the window, turns back to finish off his coffee, the big man......"I asked you a question son." Jack looks over to the waitress..."refill please" Then he looks right into the eyes of the big man, "first off big mouth I'm not your son, as you can see I look nothing like you, I'm not ugly. Now go sit your fat ass down before you really piss me off"

The big man just stands there, as all eyes are on his back. He finally..."sorry, have a nice day"...then he just walked away.

[Avante]

FrostKing

So in your opinion blacks suck in sports, right?

[Blake]

:lol avante talking to himself for a week begging for conversation

[benefactor]

Hate to break it to you but Jack Reacher isn't real.
:cry its real to me dammit :cry

[Avante]

:lol avante talking to himself for a week begging for conversation

Blake making a Jack Reacher novel, hahahaha?

[Avante]

:cry its real to me dammit :cry

One stupid post after another.

[Avante]

https://www.greatestphysiques.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/Dave-Draper-Bulk-Routine-Article-1.jpg



This would have worked.

[Avante]

Hmmmmm?





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXlXs5f1Bu4

[Jack Reacher]

https://www.greatestphysiques.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/Dave-Draper-Bulk-Routine-Article-1.jpg



This would have worked.
I worked out much better.

[Avante]

I worked out much better.

What a thrill this is for me, finally get to meet Jack Reacher, in a word....wow~~~~

[Avante]

http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/h/hercules/10.jpg


Found this old 7th grade picture of....me.