Official Week 1 Game Thread sponsored by the Herman Strip Club Non-Story

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About the only thing this proves is that Herman is a red-blooded Murican.

Anyways, Thank God football is here.

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[Silver&Black]

That Miami vs. LSU game looking awfully nice on Sunday night.
DeadlyDynasty them Canes gonna get past Clemson and win the ACC this year?

[Blake]

I want to see the Canes get past LSU, imo.

Weird but I'll be pulling for them because fuck the sec

[Avante]

Clemson vs Furman......this really does need to stop. I know...$$$$$$$$....but it simply sucks.

Chris Warren the old stud RB out of Furman.

Major props to those schools like Auburn and Washington.

Just play your conference, and if ya have to play a RinkyDinky State to get 12, at least stay away from HBCU schools.

Best name

Jawon Pass...QB Lousiville

[Blake]

I'm seeing Tech as a 2 point favorite over Ole Piss.

I'm putting $100 on the rebs to easily cover. This might be the easiest game to bet on all year long.

[Avante]

I'm seeing Tech as a 2 point favorite over Ole Piss.

I'm putting $100 on the rebs to easily cover. This might be the easiest game to bet on all year long.

Ole Miss opened up as a 1.5 fav. Why?

Checking out guys I respect, it's pretty much 50/50. Where are you getting.....easiest pick all year?


Ole Miss +2.5 vs. Texas Tech (in Houston)

Michael: This game strikes me as one that turns out much differently in the opener than many assume it will after mulling it over all offseason. The Over/Under for this game is off the charts at 67 thanks to Texas Tech’s history of terrible defense and explosive offense. In reality, the Red Raiders were one of the most improved defenses in the nation last season and return nearly every single defender of significance.
Ole Miss may manage to move the ball at will against poor defenses, but I don’t anticipate that being the case here. As far as Texas Tech’s offense, that unit regressed last season and features a new starting quarterback this season. The best bet in this game will be the under and I like Ole Miss to not only cover but win the game outright.
Ole Miss 31 Texas Tech 24



Prediction: Ole Miss 38, Texas Tech 28
-- Written by Eric Sorenson, who is part of the Athlon Contributor Network. He is a college football, college baseball and college hockey addict... and writer. Follow him on Twitter @Stitch_Head (http://twitter.com/Stitch_Head).

[Blake]

Ole Miss opened up as a 1.5 fav. Why?

Checking out guys I respect, it's pretty much 50/50. Where are you getting.....easiest pick all year?

It's me saying it. I know Tech top to bottom. I know what Ole miss has. This is easy money.

I hope I lose the hundred, tbh.

[Avante]

It's me saying it. I know Tech top to bottom. I know what Ole miss has. This is easy money.

I hope I lose the hundred, tbh.

My bad.

I thought you were backing TT. Go ahead ram my head into a turnbuckle,

[Silver&Black]

It's me saying it. I know Tech top to bottom. I know what Ole miss has. This is easy money.

I hope I lose the hundred, tbh.

I know Ole Miss' defense is gonna be pretty bad this year. It's their top concern. You guys should be able to put up points against them.

Question is.....Can you guys stop them enough times? Their WRs are fuckin legit. Maybe the best in the nation. Watch out for A.J. Brown.

I'm with you on the $100 bet. I'm just not as confident as you are.

[Blake]

I know Ole Miss' defense is gonna be pretty bad this year. It's their top concern. You guys should be able to put up points against them.

Question is.....Can you guys stop them enough times? Their WRs are fuckin legit. Maybe the best in the nation. Watch out for A.J. Brown.

I'm with you on the $100 bet. I'm just not as confident as you are.

Ole Miss O-line is fuckin legit too. They're gonna move the pile and when the linebackers/safeties cheat up they're gonna throw over the top. All day.

Tech's best chance of all things might be to go 3 yards and a cloud of dust ball to try to keep the Rebel Mike Leach offense off the field.

[Phillip]

tbh only one thing matters right now

lol tech

[Avante]

This kid put on a show tonight for Purdue. He actually broke the school record for combined yards in a game, in his very first game.

HS


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[rjv]

although i'd like to see tech pull of the win, i have to agree with blake and go with ole miss on this one.

[pgardn]

My bad.

I thought you were backing TT. Go ahead ram my head into a turnbuckle,

What?

Modesty and apology via Avante.
wtf.....

[Avante]

What?

Modesty and apology via Avante.
wtf.....

If you really paid attention

Avante....Christian Coleman ran a 9.79 today, in Brussells.
Punk....dude, nobody cares, talk movies asshole.
Avante....don't tell me what to do ya little shit.
By stander....that Avante always causing troublel

[Darth_Pelican]

LSU-Miami will be low scoring. I’m going with the homer pick, 20-17 Tigers

[Darth_Pelican]

:lol Texas down 17-7 to Maryland.

Are they really going to lose to Maryland 2 years in a row?

[RD2191]

Done with the cowboys and horns. Worthless teams.

[Pelicans78]

I'm seeing Tech as a 2 point favorite over Ole Piss.

I'm putting $100 on the rebs to easily cover. This might be the easiest game to bet on all year long.

Congrats on the $100.

[Silver&Black]

Done with the cowboys and horns. Worthless teams.

Calm your tits mi negro. You guys are gonna come back after the delay and look like the '85 Bears.

Or not. :tu I say keep panicking. Can't hurt.

[Silver&Black]

:lmao Ehlinger

[Blake]

Congrats on the $100.

Lol

[Silver&Black]

Maryland playing not to win. Hope it bites them in the ass.

[Blake]

Yup that was awful play call

[Silver&Black]

Are they really going to lose to Maryland 2 years in a row?

Yep.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Maryland should be in the Top 25 after this week.

[RD2191]

Calm your tits mi negro. You guys are gonna come back after the delay and look like the '85 Bears.

Or not. :tu I say keep panicking. Can't hurt.

:lol

[Silver&Black]

Are the meltdowns on the longhorns network any good right now?

[monosylab1k]

Failing pile of garbage :lol

[Silver&Black]

Maryland should be in the Top 25 after this week.

Please tell me that you agree with me....

The "LandShark" is the dumbest thing in College Football History.

[Silver&Black]

Wahington vs Auburn living up to the hype.

[Silver&Black]

:tu All out blitz by Auburn on 4th and 16.

Fuck this prevent defense shit.

[Pelicans78]

Rozier sucks.

[Pelicans78]

Manny Diaz defense getting trashed by a LSU offense.

[Silver&Black]

Everybody on Miami choking. Even the punter.

[Pelicans78]

Everybody on Miami choking. Even the punter.

It’s a typical Mark Richt team. That’s why Kirby is in Athens now.

[Silver&Black]

LSU literally doing whatever they want.

[Pelicans78]

LSU literally doing whatever they want.

Miami needs to find another shady booster to really get them legitimate. They don’t enjoy the same recruiting advantages as other elite programs

[Darth_Pelican]

Good start. Conference mismatch so far. Gotta finish.

[Pelicans78]

LOL Miami

[Darth_Pelican]

:lmao

[Pelicans78]

ACC is a one team conference.

[Silver&Black]

:lmao Blowout City

I was really looking forward to this game. ESS-EEE-SEA just too good.

[Pelicans78]

And LSU is supposed to be the 4th best team in the SEC West.

[Silver&Black]

Watch LSU go 97 yards in 1:57..........

[Silver&Black]

:lol Running into the kicker
:lol Leaping

When it rains it pours.

[Silver&Black]

I only understand about 65% of what Coach O says.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Please tell me that you agree with me....

The "LandShark" is the dumbest thing in College Football History.

Are you talking about the thing where the guy puts his hand on the forehand trying imitate a shark? I wouldn't say its the dumbest. I mean it looks silly and it's not something i would do, but it has never me bothered for some reason.

[Silver&Black]

Are you talking about the thing where the guy puts his hand on the forehand trying imitate a shark? I wouldn't say its the dumbest. I mean it looks silly and it's not something i would do, but it has never me bothered for some reason.

No, I mean this thing walking up and down your sidelines....

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[TheCultOfPersonality]

No, I mean this thing walking up and down your sidelines....

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THE FUCK!!!

I haven't kept up or paid any attention to this mascot replacement stuff (Nor notice it while watching the game) so this is the first time I've seen this.

Worst mascot ever. I haven't seen all of the mascots but I don't need to. That's bullshit!!! Complete utter bullshit!!

The Black Bear is a 999 centillion light years better than this.

[Silver&Black]

THE FUCK!!!

I haven't kept up or paid any attention to this mascot replacement stuff (Nor notice it while watching the game) so this is the first time I've seen this.

Worst mascot ever. I haven't seen all of the mascots but I don't need to. That's bullshit!!! Complete utter bullshit!!

The Black Bear is a 999 centillion light years better than this.

Sorry to break the news so publicly to you....

Yeah. It's bad. Real bad.