**OFFICIAL Week 1 Game Thread, Sponsored By Chucky's Return

[Darth_Pelican]

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[benefactor]

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[Darth_Pelican]

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Clowney landed on top of Brady and drove him into the ground. With the new rule, that is a 15 yard penalty and an automatic first down for the Patriots this season.

[Avante]

Looking for the Falcons in revenge mode/Matt Ryan to beat a fat cat/Nick Foles Eagles team.

Really looking forward to the new Fearsome Foursome (sorta) with the Rams. And that Raider O line no push over.

Chiefs vs Chargers the best game of week one. Antonio Gates could move past Randy Moss with receptions this season.

[Holden_Caulfield]

time for bortles to take the leap into the 2nd tier of QBs

[Darth_Pelican]

NFL TV Schedule and Maps: Week 1, 2018


September 9, 2018

All listings are unofficial and subject to change. Check back often for updates.

NATIONAL BROADCASTS
Thursday Night: Atlanta @ Philadelphia (NBC)
Sunday Night: Chicago @ Green Bay (NBC)
Monday Night: NY Jets @ Detroit; LA Rams @ Oakland (ESPN)


CBS SINGLE
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█ Anchorage
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu

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Houston @ New England
Jim Nantz, Tony Romo

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Pittsburgh @ Cleveland
Greg Gumbel, Trent Green, Bruce Arians

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Buffalo @ Baltimore
Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon

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Cincinnati @ Indianapolis
Andrew Catalon, James Lofton

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Kansas City @ LA Chargers (LATE)
Ian Eagle, Dan Fouts




FOX EARLYhttp://506sports.com/2018/01-FOX-E.png
█ Anchorage
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu

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San Francisco @ Minnesota
Kevin Burkhardt, Charles Davis

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Jacksonville @ NY Giants
Kenny Albert, Ronde Barber

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Tampa Bay @ New Orleans
Chris Myers, Daryl Johnston

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Tennessee @ Miami
Sam Rosen, Cris Carter

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NO GAME due to local home game on CBS



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█ Anchorage
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu

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Dallas @ Carolina
Joe Buck, Troy Aikman

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Washington @ Arizona
Thom Brennaman, Chris Spielman

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Seattle @ Denver
Dick Stockton, Mark Schlereth

[Silver&Black]

:tu Congrats on the win Darth_Pelican and Pelicans78.

(Just going ahead and getting this outta the way)

[Darth_Pelican]

Atlanta Falcons (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/page/ATL/atlanta-falcons) at Philadelphia Eagles (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/page/PHI/philadelphia-eagles) (-1, 44.5)
Pittsburgh Steelers (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/page/PIT/pittsburgh-steelers) at Cleveland Browns (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/page/CLE/cleveland-browns) (+4, 45.5)
San Francisco 49ers (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/page/SF/san-francisco-49ers) at Minnesota Vikings (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/page/MIN/minnesota-vikings) (-6.5, 46)
Buffalo Bills (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/page/BUF/buffalo-bills) at Baltimore Ravens (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/page/BAL/baltimore-ravens) (-7.5, 40.5)
Jacksonville Jaguars (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/page/JAC/jacksonville-jaguars) at New York Giants (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/page/NYG/new-york-giants) (+3, 43.5)
Tampa Bay Buccaneers (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/page/TB/tampa-bay-buccaneers) at New Orleans Saints (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/page/NO/new-orleans-saints) (-9.5, 49.5)
Houston Texans (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/page/HOU/houston-texans) at New England Patriots (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/page/NE/new-england-patriots) (-6.5, 51)
Cincinnati Bengals (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/page/CIN/cincinnati-bengals) at Indianapolis Colts (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/page/IND/indianapolis-colts) (-3, 48.5)
Tennessee Titans (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/page/TEN/tennessee-titans) at Miami Dolphins (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/page/MIA/miami-dolphins) (+1.5, 45)
Kansas City Chiefs (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/page/KC/kansas-city-chiefs) at Los Angeles Chargers (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/page/LAC/los-angeles-chargers) (-3.5, 48)
Seattle Seahawks (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/page/SEA/seattle-seahawks) at Denver Broncos (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/page/DEN/denver-broncos) (-2.5, 43)
Dallas Cowboys (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/page/DAL/dallas-cowboys) at Carolina Panthers (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/page/CAR/carolina-panthers) (-3, 42.5)
Washington Redskins (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/page/WAS/washington-redskins) at Arizona Cardinals (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/page/ARI/arizona-cardinals) (-1, 44)
Chicago Bears (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/page/CHI/chicago-bears) at Green Bay Packers (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/page/GB/green-bay-packers) (-7.5, 47.5)
New York Jets (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/page/NYJ/new-york-jets) at Detroit Lions (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/page/DET/detroit-lions) (-6.5, 45)
Los Angeles Rams (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/page/LAR/los-angeles-rams) at Oakland Raiders (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/page/OAK/oakland-raiders) (+4, 49.5)



My Picks:

Cowboys +3
Texans/Patriots UNDER 51
Jags -3
Bengals +3
Redskins +1
Lions -6.5

[FrostKing]

Game is at 5? Perfect time to hit the gym and avoid the rush

:clap

[Kobe'sAchilles]

I need the Eagles to lose to win my Cowboys winning the NFC East bet. Go Falcons

[spurraider21]

:lmao falcons

[Robz4000]

God this game is unwatchable.

[Silver&Black]

My power just came back on after 5 hours. Now I have to watch this awful game it looks like.

Wish it would go back off tbh.

[Bill_Brasky]

This is the worst game of all time.

[SuperCam]

Matty piss doing matty piss things :wakeup

[MultiTroll]

:lol Matty Vapors turning at least an automatic 3 with a chance for 7 into Eagles ball.

[Fabbs]

Is this crap rigged?

[Silver&Black]

My power just came back on after 5 hours. Now I have to watch this awful game it looks like.

Wish it would go back off tbh.

Karma got my ass. It's back off.

[Avante]

First game of a new season I never expect much. Just having my fav game back is enought for me.

Love it ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

That bit with Kaepernick was lame.

[SuperCam]

12 points by matty piss :lmao


and casual fan faggots have the nerve to say he's elite. one great year despite having the best or 2nd most offensive pieces around him for the decade and constantly pissing games away with his chokes. without julio and that offensive line holding his hand he's a 4 win QB

[Robz4000]

At least the end of this game is fun.

[Avante]

12 points by matty piss :lmao


and casual fan faggots have the nerve to say he's elite. one great year despite having the best or 2nd most offensive pieces around him for the decade and constantly pissing games away with his chokes. without julio and that offensive line holding his hand he's a 4 win QB


Ever deal in reality?

64.9 comp %
93.4 QB rating

Your boy Newton

58.5
85.3

And, if you took the time to check out all the other stats except rushing, it's all Ryan.

[Arcadian]

Great catch, shitty way to lose

[Fabbs]

Would you guys characterize last play as bad route by Jones or overchuck by Matty Vapor?

[monosylab1k]

Would you guys characterize last play as bad route by Jones or overchuck by Matty Vapor?

Seemed more like the Philly defender just yanked him out of bounds, which is a smart play. I think it’s kinda cheap that a defender can do that, but the old forceout rule probably caused more problems than it solved anyway.

[Fabbs]

Seemed more like the Philly defender just yanked him out of bounds, which is a smart play. I think it’s kinda cheap that a defender can do that, but the old forceout rule probably caused more problems than it solved anyway.
Nope. I did too at first viewing. Upon replay, Jones was already headed out.
Did look like Philly defender got away with some pass interference at the start of the jump ball, but nothing major. I'm fine with the no call.

[Spurtacular]

Good four down stop for me. I put a modest wager on Philly +1. Paid for most of my weekend parlays.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Pick 'Ems? Everyone can participate, but you have to start this week to be eligible. Everyone gets a free win (1-0) from Thursday's game. I picked the Eagles, but I'm not going to brag about it because it's after the fact.

[Millennial_Messiah]

MY PICKS FOR WEEK NUMERO UNO

ATL @ PHI -- Hindsight is 20/20. I did pick the Eagles a long time ago, for the record. However I'll give everyone who participates this win.

BUF @ BAL -- Don't really like either team this year, but BUF is truly awful with no QB or OL this year.
PIT @ CLE -- Cleveland shouldn't be winless this year by any stretch, but I don't buy from Hard Knox that they're quite ready yet.
CIN @ IND -- Andrew Luck's return. Colts roster isn't great, but Bengals should be one of the worst teams in the league this year as they bottom out and rebuild.
TEN @ MIA -- Not too big on either team this year, but Tennessee has a somewhat better QB and slightly better roster.
HOU @ NE -- Texans always put up a fight in these games, and they have two monster DEs, but they can never quite beat Brady on the road.
KC @ LAC -- Could go either way, but Philip Rivers is overdue for a good year. They'll start off well this year for a change.
JAC @ NYG -- This is my upset pick, but I think the Giants are improved from a year ago and with the return of OBJ, will find a way to win their home opener this year.
SEA @ DEN -- Never, ever, pick against the Broncos at home in September. Almost impossible to win in the altitude paired with the heat. And Seattle stinks on the road.
SF @ MIN -- Could go either way, but the Vikings are very strong at home when they're good. Don't see Cousins losing his big debut at home.
TB @ NO -- A clear mismatch.
WAS @ AZ -- Redskins have an experienced QB. They're the better team. AP returns to 'Zona. Cardinals are another team with 2-3 star players and a bad roster.
DAL @ CAR -- I don't think the Panthers' offense is good enough to move the ball bunch on what will be one of the best defenses in 2018.
CHI @ GB -- Bears will be good, but they need time to jell. Week one at Lambeau isn't favorable for any road team, and GB has by far the better QB for now.

NYJ @ DET -- Don't like the Lions at all this year, their roster is crud and they're worst in their division by far, but the Jets are in total rebuild.
LAR @ OAK -- Rams are simply better team by far. Analytical millennial coach vs. dumby hellbent on playing '90s ball. No home field advantage for OAK here.

[spurraider21]

Baltimore - lopsided matchup
Pittsburgh - lopsided matchup
Colts - really want to take the bengals, as i think it will take luck a few games to get his feet wet (though i think he'll have a great comeback season). but when in doubt, i'll take the home team.
Miami - tannehill is getting slept on here. i like them at home. titans will take a few games to get rolling
Houston - patriots are notoriously mediocre to start the season. houston is locked and loaded this year. brady will look bad, people will start saying "he's done" and then by years end he'll be a top 3 qb
Chiefs - kept going back and forth on this one. chargers usually dont start off that well, bosa is out, secondary banged up. chiefs O is going to overwhelm, even with mahomes throwing a pick or two
Jaguars - tough pick. not a big fan of jags on the road, and giants O should bounce back in a big way. they finally have a running back, and OBJ is nuts. but jaguars roster is top to bottom just so much better...
Broncos - keenum isn't much, but he's an upgrade to siemian/lynch. broncos O will be solid this year, and pass rush is what it is. seattle is gonna be bad this year.
Vikings - 49ers will be a fun team this year, but vikings are stacked and at home
Saints - easiest pick of the week. at home vs inferior team with backup qb
Cardinals - i think people are sleeping on arizona a bit. i know bradford will inevitably go down this year, but until he does, he's still effective enough. and people forgot how good dave johnson is. i love peterson, but washington is bad
Panthers - just a better team than dallas, and at home. cowboys are gonna be ugly to watch this year tbh
Packers - really wanna be edgy and take the bears, but can't in lambeau
Lions - not takin a rookie qb on the road. detroit is mediocre, but stafford will put up some points and i dont see Darnold keeping up on the scoreboard
Raiders - weekly homer special

[Avante]

MY PICKS FOR WEEK NUMERO UNO

ATL @ PHI -- Hindsight is 20/20. I did pick the Eagles a long time ago, for the record. However I'll give everyone who participates this win.

BUF @ BAL -- Don't really like either team this year, but BUF is truly awful with no QB or OL this year.
PIT @ CLE -- Cleveland shouldn't be winless this year by any stretch, but I don't buy from Hard Knox that they're quite ready yet.
CIN @ IND -- Andrew Luck's return. Colts roster isn't great, but Bengals should be one of the worst teams in the league this year as they bottom out and rebuild.
TEN @ MIA -- Not too big on either team this year, but Tennessee has a somewhat better QB and slightly better roster.
HOU @ NE -- Texans always put up a fight in these games, and they have two monster DEs, but they can never quite beat Brady on the road.
KC @ LAC -- Could go either way, but Philip Rivers is overdue for a good year. They'll start off well this year for a change.
JAC @ NYG -- This is my upset pick, but I think the Giants are improved from a year ago and with the return of OBJ, will find a way to win their home opener this year.
SEA @ DEN -- Never, ever, pick against the Broncos at home in September. Almost impossible to win in the altitude paired with the heat. And Seattle stinks on the road.
SF @ MIN -- Could go either way, but the Vikings are very strong at home when they're good. Don't see Cousins losing his big debut at home.
TB @ NO -- A clear mismatch.
WAS @ ARI -- Redskins have an experienced QB. They're the better team. AP returns to 'Zona. Cardinals are another team with 2-3 star players and a bad roster.
DAL @ CAR -- I don't think the Panthers' offense is good enough to move the ball bunch on what will be one of the best defenses in 2018.
CHI @ GB -- Bears will be good, but they need time to jell. Week one at Lambeau isn't favorable for any road team, and GB has by far the better QB for now.

NYJ @ DET -- Don't like the Lions at all this year, their roster is crud and they're worst in their division by far, but the Jets are in total rebuild.
LAR @ OAK -- Rams are simply better team by far. Analytical millennial coach vs. dumby hellbent on playing '90s ball. No home field advantage for OAK here.

Make a thread.

Will have my picks before Sunday..

[SpursforSix]

Can’t y’all niggas make a table or something.
Something I can put checks in. Shit.

[Millennial_Messiah]

LET'S GO!!!!!

[Clipper Nation]

Looks like the Shitzpatrick Cycle is beginning again in Tampa :lol

[Robz4000]

Luck keeps taking hits like that he'll be out for the season before halftime.

[Clipper Nation]

Bortles is looking predictably brutal so far.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Nice interception by the Browns defender

[Raven]

it must be quite awkward to be defending against DT on his way back from acl tear. He takes so much time it feels like anyone could end his career any moment..

[Silver&Black]

Ryan Fitzpatrick cycle FTW tbh.

[RD2191]

Texans:lol

[Raven]

texans's D, on name power alone, is scary as fuck..

[Millennial_Messiah]

it must be quite awkward to be defending against DT on his way back from acl tear. He takes so much time it feels like anyone could end his career any moment..

DT? You mean Watson?

He was tremendous last year in NE despite the loss...

[monosylab1k]

Looks like the Shitzpatrick Cycle is beginning again in Tampa :lol

:lol

http://i63.tinypic.com/rwsc43.jpg

[jeebus]

Looks like the Shitzpatrick Cycle is beginning again in Tampa :lol
I know who my team will be this year then

[Millennial_Messiah]

Saints defense in 2012 form :lmao

[Silver&Black]

Tampa super bowl bound.

:lol Aints

[TheCultOfPersonality]

14 play 49er drive ends with a turnover at the goal line. All that work for nothing.

[SuperCam]

Taints :lmao

Breesus last year wasted :lmao

[Millennial_Messiah]

Alfred Morris in 2012 form...

Joe Flacco in 2012 form...

Saints in 2012 form :lmao

[Millennial_Messiah]

Cousins is an elite QB. First time in his career he's had a chance to play with an even passable defense, much less an elite one. Vikings are going to be hard to beat this year.

Let's not forget, Cousins was the #1 QB by passing yards for the vast majority of the 2016 season before they let their weapons walk before last year and the OL was injured all year.

[Raven]

DT? You mean Watson?

He was tremendous last year in NE despite the loss...
he was terrible.. I felt embarrassed for the players that had to witness to such a reckless display from a player who is supposed to stay healthy for at least a decade...

[RD2191]

Cheatriots in mid-season form.

[Millennial_Messiah]

1) Breesus

2) Fitzmagic
3) Rapeis
4) Fatty
5) Scam

[Millennial_Messiah]

he was terrible.. I felt embarrassed for the players that had to witness to such a reckless display from a player who is supposed to stay healthy for at least a decade...

I meant in last year's early season game where the Texans were one stop away from winning the shootout in Foxborough.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Taints :lmao

Breesus last year wasted :lmao
Carolina is in for a rude awakening this afternoon... and it's not Hurricane Florence... that's next week :lol

[Raven]

I meant in last year's early season game where the Texans were one stop away from winning the shootout in Foxborough.
yes, i mean it too.

[Clipper Nation]

Beautiful throw from Joe Bags to Crabtree!

[Robz4000]

Carolina is in for a rude awakening this afternoon... and it's not Hurricane Florence... that's next week :lol

:lol

[SuperCam]

Carolina is in for a rude awakening this afternoon... and it's not Hurricane Florence... that's next week :lol

shut up autistic faggot who can't even get an IT job :rollin

[Millennial_Messiah]

yes, i mean it too.

did you even watch the game? That was Watson's coming out party.

[SuperCam]

white fans trying to claim with a straight face Kapernick isn't better than petersman :lmao

[Millennial_Messiah]

shut up autistic faggot who can't even get an IT job :rollin

I have 2 jobs and make roughly $8k a month. n00b. Stop living in 2017.

[Clipper Nation]

Taints :lmao

Breesus last year wasted :lmao
Hey, at least they got Breesus one of these:

https://i.imgur.com/ZBqTxiM.jpg

In contrast:

https://i.imgur.com/ecesq9J.gif

Talk about wasting a season.

[SuperCam]

I have 2 jobs and make roughly $8k a month. n00b. Stop living in 2017.

can't get IT job because too socially retarded when desi fobs who don't speak english are able to get hired :rollin

[Millennial_Messiah]

Beautiful throw from Joe Bags to Crabtree!

I guess we won't be seeing Lamar anytime soon. But they really need to trade RG3, he deserves it. I'd take him as backup Cowboys QB, or he could start in like Buffalo or something.

[Will Hunting]

can't get IT job because too socially retarded when desi fobs who don't speak english are able to get hired :rollin
:lmao

[Millennial_Messiah]

Drowns can't stop burying themselves, even on special teams. Hard Knocks curse reigns supreme.

[HarlemHeat37]

New Orleans' defense had 1 fluky decent stretch, now they're back to being historically bad:lol that Lattimore man is severely overrated, Mike Evans is making him look like a child..

Betting against the Bills every week is going to be fun:lol

[Will Hunting]

:lmao:lmao how bad must Josh Allen have looked in the training camp for P:lolterman to get the start over him

[Clipper Nation]

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[jeebus]

Janeane Garofalo, sucking it up.

[DJR210]

Shaqem Griffin starting for the Seahawks is pretty impressive, I gotta hand it to him. He's taken a hands on approach to his career, and I respect it. He has proven that big things can be achieved through adversity, where on the other hand he could have let his disability hold him back and be an excuse. He's gonna single handedly improve that defense.

[Raven]

did you even watch the game? That was Watson's coming out party.

he showed he can throw the long ball and that he can make plays. It was still an atrocious performance if taken into perspective. He could have gotten devoured at least 5 times in that game and i'm being conservative.. He can't be playing this slow.

[Arcadian]

Classic AB

[Raven]

seems like the browns finally nailed a defensive pick in the first round

[Millennial_Messiah]

Wasting 3rd quarter timeouts on 3rd and long... :lol


Did Goodell suspend Payton again or something?

[Chinook]

The Bills are tanking hard core. They've gotta be. It just doesn't make sense for them to be this bad.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Andrew Luck, Big Dick Flacco, and Saints' defense and coaching in 2012 form.

[Clipper Nation]

Holy f:lolck:

1038867746883219456

[Chinook]

Bills HC should be fired for picking Peterman over Tyrod twice.

[Silver&Black]

Fitz is the goddamn GOAT

[Robz4000]

:lmao 'Aints

[SuperCam]

taints getting blown out in their pussydome :lmao

[Clipper Nation]

Fitz is the goddamn GOAT

The Cycle

[monosylab1k]

Death, Taxes, and The Fitzpatrick Cycle :lol

[Chinook]

Josh Allen with the monkey-ball drive.

[Holden_Caulfield]

holy shit saints

[Bill_Brasky]

Fitzpatrick :lol

[HarlemHeat37]

Today's Drew Brees without an elite running game = Andy Dalton..

[Silver&Black]

:lol NFL=Fucked

[SuperCam]

Elitard looking like shit per par :lol

[Bill_Brasky]

:lmao Eli has been done for 3 years now.

[Bill_Brasky]

Saquon :wow

[Clipper Nation]

Eli is still better than Scam and the snitch, tbh. One bad game doesn't change that.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

The Bengals defense with the DAGGER!!

[Beartrucci]

Clear PI on Jags there geez

Back turned to ball and holding his arm down :lol

[Arcadian]

:lol Doyle

[HarlemHeat37]

I can't remember a day with so many fumbles..must be a record..

[HarlemHeat37]

Josh Gordon:wow

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Just a terrible throw by Garofolo

[Millennial_Messiah]

Silver&Black Tampa shooting themselves in the foot!

[RD2191]

Watson is a scrub :lol

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Dean Spanos

[Bill_Brasky]

Browns??

[Beartrucci]

Watson is a scrub :lol

first time I've watched him. His pocket awareness seemed dreadful

[Bill_Brasky]

God fucking damn it, Tyrod.

[jeebus]

:lol NFL=Fucked
My nig, it's gonna be sweet watching Fitzmagic hoisting the trophy in Feb.

[Robz4000]

Browns gonna Brown

[Millennial_Messiah]

Tyrod Taylor sucks ass.

[Raven]

good god taylor :lol

[Holden_Caulfield]

Lmao browns you retards

[Clipper Nation]

Bills HC should be fired for picking Peterman over Tyrod twice.
No, not really.

[Chinook]

No, not really.

Yeah he should. It's not that he shouldn't have drafted Allen or something. But if you want to play it safe with a game-manager, Taylor is your guy. Peterman is so bad that he's making the whole NFL look bad.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Taylor is an idiot. You don't throw a slot seam against cover 2 with the safety back there... lol.

[Bill_Brasky]

Obligatory LOL Luck, LOL Garoppolo post

[Millennial_Messiah]

Jabrill Peppers you dumb fuck :lmao

[Clipper Nation]

Yeah he should. It's not that he shouldn't have drafted Allen or something. But if you want to play it safe with a game-manager, Taylor is your guy. Peterman is so bad that he's making the whole NFL look bad.
IMO, wasting a draft pick on Allen is the firing offense. Choosing one trash QB over another one when that's all you have to choose from is not. Tyrod can't even manage a game, he's just awful.

[Chinook]

IMO, wasting a draft pick on Allen is the firing offense. Choosing one trash QB over another one when that's all you have to choose from is not. Tyrod can't even manage a game, he's just awful.

Taylor didn't keep his team from the playoffs last year. (Still hurts :cry) Peterman would have. It's a huge difference. We should all be able to agree on Taylor having been a much better starter than Peterman. That goes beyond shticks.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Earl Thomas looks great.

Only problem, he's still a Seahawk.

[Robz4000]

Tie comin'

[Bill_Brasky]

Lolboys

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Tie comin'
Yep

[Clipper Nation]

Sorry Tyrod, being unable to throw a football with any degree of accuracy isn't a penalty.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Black Panther gets them downfield.


White Panther coughs it up.


:lmao Carolina

[Millennial_Messiah]

Shaquem Griffin's lack of a hand costs Seattle a touchdown.

[Robz4000]

:lmao Big Rape

[jeebus]

Big Rape :lmao

[Clipper Nation]

Watch the Browns miss the FG.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Big Ben can't even outplay Tyrod Taylor.

[Holden_Caulfield]

lol steelers

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Watch the Browns miss the FG.
You were right

[Robz4000]

Browns gonna Brown

[Clipper Nation]

Watch the Browns miss the FG.
So predictable :lol

[jeebus]

:lmao gotdamn, both of these teams suck so much dick

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Neither of these team deserved to win tbh.

[Darth_Pelican]

What an absolute shitshow. Defense should be ashamed and embarrassed. Pathetic.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Squealers deserved to lose, fortunately they were playing the Drowns :lol, lol.


Drowns, congrats on your 0-15-1 season, hey it's not 0-16!! :toast

[Arcadian]

:lol starting the season with a tie

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Why are the Chargers trying to chase points in the second quarter?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Always count on good ol' Russ to make mediocre tight ends look good (Miller, McCoy, Willson, now Dissly) and good ones look mediocre to bad (J. Graham).

[Millennial_Messiah]

Carolina's offense can't move if Cam can't run.

[Clipper Nation]

Struggle getting carried per par by the defense and Team Leader Janikowski.

[Silver&Black]

My nig, it's gonna be sweet watching Fitzmagic hoisting the trophy in Feb.

Going to go ahead and start shopping for super bowl tickets later tonight tbh.

[Millennial_Messiah]

That's what happens when you give Adrian Peterson a great offensive line for the first time in like forever.

[Silver&Black]

:lol McNabb btw

[Millennial_Messiah]

Struggle getting carried per par by the defense and Team Leader Janikowski.

Denver's offense isn't good and Seattle's defense is still breaking. Earl Thomas did make a great pick though.

[Beartrucci]

That Cowboys offense without Witten and Dez LOL

[Clipper Nation]

That Cowboys offense without Witten and Dez LOL
And Romo.

[Beartrucci]

And Romo.

agreed...I'm not big on Dak at all. Everything clicked right for him as a rookie.

[Millennial_Messiah]

A.P. is still elite.

Only NFC East team that looks halfway decent this year

[Millennial_Messiah]

That Cowboys offense without Witten and Dez LOL

The main thing is I don't understand why the run blocking is so shitty. That should at least tide the team over, but Zeke has been shut out this half.

[Clipper Nation]

Mahomes looks pretty good, tbh. Couple of mistakes here and there that he'll have to clean up, but he has a hell of an arm and is really going to put pressure on defenses with his aggressiveness.

[Beartrucci]

Damn Dak is so innacurate...how frustrating was that 3rd down throw right there.

[Raven]

the struggle is real

[Millennial_Messiah]

Janikowski NOT a team leader.

[Clipper Nation]

Janikowski NOT a team leader.
Still more of a Team Leader than the snitch is, tbh.

[leemajors]

Linehan is trash

[HarlemHeat37]

This Broncos-Seahawks game is ugly, 2 below average teams that will each win 6-7 games IMO..

Seahawks have 2 picks, but they're getting shredded any time Keenum isn't giving them the ball..

[Beartrucci]

This McCaffrey kid on Carolina is explosive. He should be used quite a bit by them this season.

[RD2191]

Same shit different season. :lol team will be trash until Jerruh dies or sells the team.

[Millennial_Messiah]

This McCaffrey kid on Carolina is explosive. He should be used quite a bit by them this season.

White panther tbh

[Millennial_Messiah]

Same shit different season. :lol team will be trash until Jerruh dies or sells the team.

Not about jerruh, it's about getting rid of the cancers at OC and HC.

[RD2191]

Not about jerruh, it's about getting rid of the cancers at OC and HC.

Up to Jerry to fire them tbh. He's the one keeping them around.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Up to Jerry to fire them tbh. He's the one keeping them around.

I think a 4-12 season this year (with a great defense and historically awful passing offense) will get that done.

[Beartrucci]

White panther tbh

:lol Juked the shit out of Lee

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol Rivers
:lol CN for always defending the interception machine

[Bill_Brasky]

I hope they lose every game so the Ginger is finally fired.

[Holden_Caulfield]

mahomes holy shit

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol Juked the shit out of Lee

Lee has been terrible today. Gave up the Newton TD and a couple other Newton runs. Damien Wilson is garbage. Vander Esch is too green.

Only half decent linebacker is Jaylon Smith and they're playing him in the middle which kind of takes away his advantages.

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Rivers
:lol CN for always defending the interception machine
Rivers is just adding to his San Diego legacy with each pick he throws in LA, tbh.

[Beartrucci]

When Dak does complete a pass his receiver has to make a pretty athletic play to catch it :lol what was that shit he just threw to Beasley? You can tell Aikman's getting annoyed too.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Garrett needs to be shot, not fired.

Did he fucking flunk first grade or something?? If you punt, you can't score. It's 4th & 3 in plus-territory. Any coach who punts in that situation should be shot dead, seriously.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Rivers is just adding to his San Diego legacy with each pick he throws in LA, tbh.

Along with all 26 picks per year he threw in SD, 2016 included, etc.

[Millennial_Messiah]

I hope they lose every game so the Ginger is finally fired.

But I still want the defense to ball out. I think they can be elite.

[Clipper Nation]

Along with all 26 picks per year he threw in SD, 2016 included, etc.
And yet, if the Cowboys traded for him tomorrow, they'd instantly become a contender in the NFC.

[Bill_Brasky]

Mahomes is such a beast. Knew he'd be great.

[Beartrucci]

And yet, if the Cowboys traded for him tomorrow, they'd instantly become a contender in the NFC.

Indeed. He can surely at least hit wide open targets.

How many possessions do the Cowboys lose because Dak can't do that?

[Millennial_Messiah]

And yet, if the Cowboys traded for him tomorrow, they'd instantly become a contender in the NFC.

Rivers as a QB is almost exactly the same as Romo, the only real exception between the two is draft pedigree.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

The guy returning punts for the Chargers could've just let the ball go into the end zone.

[Holden_Caulfield]

lol russell wilson. denver will somehow fuck this up like the von miller strip earlier

[Millennial_Messiah]

Tyr333k has scored in all 3 different ways today (returning, receiving, rushing).


Bad throw, Struggle.

[Robz4000]

Bailey hits that...

[Millennial_Messiah]

Special Ed teams...


Someone please shoot the clapping carrot....

[Beartrucci]

Special Ed teams...


Someone please shoot the clapping carrot....

Cowboys going to Cowboys so hard this season...

[Clipper Nation]

Rivers as a QB is almost exactly the same as Romo, the only real exception between the two is draft pedigree.
Both of them look like Aaron Rodgers compared to Dak.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Both of them look like Aaron Rodgers compared to Dak.

Scam or quack, who is worse?

[Clipper Nation]

Scam or quack, who is worse?
Dak.

[Beartrucci]

That'll do it...

[spurraider21]

wilson is a snitch and probably an unlikeable person, but he's still a very good qb. dragging guys like tyler lockette and the corpse of brandon marshall :wow

:lmao leading receiver is some big oaf named dissly

[Millennial_Messiah]

Russy is so clutch in the 4th quarter.

Defense will lose it.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Dak.

So if they go 3-13 and ranked 32nd in passing offense, what qb do they draft

[spurraider21]

:lmao cowboys thinking they actually improved their receiving corps by signing allen hurns

[Thanos]

Mari:lolta

[Thanos]

Frank Gore playing in shorts :lol

[Beartrucci]

:lmao cowboys thinking they actually improved their receiving corps by signing allen hurns

Dez should have some good tweets/sub tweets.

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Struggle

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol chargers always lose on special teams

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Struggle

[Beartrucci]

Dak :lol what do you know an innacurate throw to a receiver in the clutch

garret's gotta be gone after this season, right?

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Struggle

[spurraider21]

:lmao wtf wilson

[Clipper Nation]

:lol The Seahawks win this game with a real QB, but Struggle fans will still blame it all on the receivers and defense.

[Bill_Brasky]

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao Prescott

[jeebus]

Wak doing Wak things.

[Robz4000]

:lmao Dak

[leemajors]

:lmao cowboys thinking they actually improved their receiving corps by signing allen hurns

WR is not the issue here tbh.

[Bill_Brasky]

WR is not the issue here tbh.

When Cole Beasley is your best option, you have a trash WR corps.

[spurraider21]

tyreek hill is like the pokemon evolution of jacoby ford. he's fucking absurd

[leemajors]

When Cole Beasley is your best option, you have a trash WR corps.

There were people open, Dak threw at their feet or somewhere else they couldn’t catch it.

[RD2191]

Straight garbage. Pathetic sacks of shit.

[Spurtacular]

Bears @ Packers

Good job, NFL/NBC on getting the SNF opener right!

[spurraider21]

gonna feel sick to my stomach seeing khalil mack in another team's jersey... my favorite player in the league

[Millennial_Messiah]

Fuck today. I'm working from home tomorrow.

[Avante]

Like I mentioned in his first game.....keep an eye on speedster Tyreek Hill....ha~~~

BUT.....he's not as fast as Bob Hayes was.

Russell Wilson another 3 TD game, that with no Baldwin, a shit line. The guy is amazing.

Yep, James Conner is a stud.

Tariq Cohen is out of NCA&T, the best of the HBCU schools. Some of the runs he made there were amazing, see if he can...wow...tonight.

The first HBCUer to have a 1000 yard rushing season, Niner J,D.Smith....converted DB.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4uJmwmNzYo

[Millennial_Messiah]

Let's go Bisky Man!! Make my night a little better than my day

[Millennial_Messiah]

gonna feel sick to my stomach seeing khalil mack in another team's jersey... my favorite player in the league

gl spurbear52 :toast

[lefty20]

https://i.imgur.com/hd7rC6V.gif

[Millennial_Messiah]

cmon bears...

[spurraider21]

bears couldn't have written a better script for how this game has started. pass rush flustering the packers, cohen doing work all over the field, robinson making downfield catches... wow

[resistanze]

:lol Packers

[Avante]

First football game I ever saw on TV...Giants vs Bears. Willie Galimore.....wow~

[Avante]

:lol Packers

Come on man, slow down.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Bears just lost the game because Trubustky fucked up on that Allen Robinson back shoulder fade route. Had a TD but he threw a line drive instead of a back shoulder fate. 4 points off the board.

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol Packers

I think Green Bay wins the game because they held Bears to a FG there, mostly by sheer luck. 4 big points off the board, there.


Bears defense may be good but no NFL defense holds down Green Bay for long (as long as #4 or #12 are the quarterback).

[Darth_Pelican]

:tu Congrats on the win Darth_Pelican and Pelicans78.

(Just going ahead and getting this outta the way)

Congrats on the win. Fitzmagic shredded a defense that was filled with hype but fell flat on their faces and got embarrassed. You guys would be foolish to start Jameis after his suspension. I just saw that you guys play the Eagles next week. Win that one and they you’ll definitely start getting some attention.

The NFC South should be wide open again. Obviously our defense won’t play that shitty every game. Saints started 0-2 last year and still won the division, so all hope isn’t lost yet. The offense is still a juggernaut and Brees looks as good as ever.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Cohen was open near the end zone but Trubisky bailed out the Packers with that terrible pass on 3rd down.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Bears get the ball back deep in own territory, need to keep making plays on offense if they want any inkling of a chance to keep the game close when the great Aaron Rodgers inevitably wakes up.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Congrats on the win. Fitzmagic shredded a defense that was filled with hype but fell flat on their faces and got embarrassed. You guys would be foolish to start Jameis after his suspension. I just saw that you guys play the Eagles next week. Win that one and they you’ll definitely start getting some attention.

The NFC South should be wide open again. Obviously our defense won’t play that shitty every game. Saints started 0-2 last year and still won the division, so all hope isn’t lost yet. The offense is still a juggernaut and Brees looks as good as ever.
But the difference is, the Saints 0-2 start was caused by them playing their hardest 2 games of the season (at Minn, vs NE) in the first two games. This time, they lost at home to a bottom feeder.

Jameis needs to go, but Fitz is a temporary solution. They need to draft a real QB of the future and also start drafting defense.

[lefty20]

Feels like this is where the dream ends and reality slaps us in the face.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Bears retardedly not going for it on 4th & inches. Why didn't they challenge and/or QB sneak? Giving Rodgers back the ball is suicide.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Feels like this is where the dream ends and reality slaps us in the face.

Big Balls Doug Pederson would have gone for it/ QB sneak there.

[lefty20]

ruh-roh!

[Millennial_Messiah]

:clap:clap:clap:clap:clap:clap

SACK!! Stay down!!

[Millennial_Messiah]

ruh-roh!
Cautiously optimistic that it was serious. Looked like he was holding his knee. Got up under own power, but then limped again. Xrays at halftime?

[Darth_Pelican]

But the difference is, the Saints 0-2 start was caused by them playing their hardest 2 games of the season (at Minn, vs NE) in the first two games. This time, they lost at home to a bottom feeder.

Jameis needs to go, but Fitz is a temporary solution. They need to draft a real QB of the future and also start drafting defense.

Well yeah, if they lose to the Browns at home next weekend, the season is over. But looking at the schedule, there’s a good chance that every team in the South will be 1-1 after next week.

[resistanze]

Injury prone bitch tbh

[spurraider21]

Injury prone bitch tbh
has missed games due to injury in only 1 of the past 4 years... and twice in his 10 years as a starter. and collarbone both times, not really something that's due to being frail

but recency bias i guess

[lefty20]

Butt Fumble 2.0

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Trubisky was stopped by running into his own guy. The Bears are bailing out the Packer here.

[Millennial_Messiah]

BUTT FUMBLE STRIKES AGAIN!!!!!!! :lmao :lmao :lmao Trubustky.


Kizer time, lol.

[resistanze]

has missed games due to injury in only 1 of the past 4 years... and twice in his 10 years as a starter. and collarbone both times, not really something that's due to being frail

but recency bias i guess

yeah, I've watched him for a decade. didn't know such comments here are taken seriously tbh

[spurraider21]

nagy getting too cute. "exotic schemes" notwithstanding, this should be a ball control, defensive oriented team. just punt for field position there. with rodgers hurt, there's no sense of urgency/desperation

[Millennial_Messiah]

Trubisky was stopped by running into his own guy. The Bears are bailing out the Packer here.

Sanchez watching this eating a taco and going "oh Mitch, I remember..."

[spurraider21]

kizer > rodgers tbh

[resistanze]

:lol Garbage

[Robz4000]

Khalil Mack destroying Green Bay singlehandedly.

[spurraider21]

oh look, khalil mack doing khalil mack things

[Millennial_Messiah]

Khalil "GOAT" Mack just ate the Packers' cheese for lunch tbh :lmao

[spurraider21]

Khalil "GOAT" Mack just ate the Packers' cheese for lunch tbh :lmao
:lmao benson mayowa

[Beartrucci]

:lol Jon Gruden