Woodward Book: B O O M

[boutons_deux]

SHS and Julie Annie already calling it, essentially, fake news

Trash will tweet in soon, maybe already.

Amazing shit in there.

[Reck]

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1037064031578857475

Of course now it's fine to attack him because lord Trump..

[boutons_deux]

Trump complains White House staff didn't tell him about Woodward book in newly released recording
(http://theweek.com/speedreads/794021/trump-complains-white-house-staff-didnt-tell-about-woodward-book-newly-released-recording)
President Trump threw his staff under the bus, complaining that they did not tell him that Woodward had requested an interview.

The Washington Post on Tuesday (https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2018/09/04/transcript-phone-call-between-president-trump-journalist-bob-woodward) released an audio recording of an 11-minute conversation between Trump and Woodward in early August, with Trump calling Woodward after finding out that the manuscript for Fear: Trump in the White House had been finished.

An excerpt from Woodward's book (https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/04/politics/bob-woodward-book-donald-trump-fear/index.html) released Tuesday includes the claim that White House

aides routinely hide papers from the president so that he doesn't sign them,

reports that Chief of Staff John Kelly believes Trump is "unhinged," and

quotes the president (http://theweek.com/speedreads/793988/trump-reportedly-thinks-condemning-neonazis-after-charlottesville-biggest-fing-mistake) as saying his light denigration of neo-Nazis was his "biggest" mistake.

In the recording, Woodward says that he requested an interview with Trump through several White House officials, including White House counselor Kellyanne Conway, but that nobody ever got back to him.

At one point, Conway comes into the room, and Trump asks her directly, "Why didn't you tell me?"

Her response is not audible, but she eventually gets on the phone with Woodward herself and says that she "put in the request" and it was rejected.

"I guess I can bring it right to the president next time," she admits.

Trump later says Conway "should've come to me."

Woodward also tells Trump that he got in touch with White House Principal Deputy Press Secretary Raj Shah about an interview, prompting

Trump to respond, "I don't speak to Raj." :lol

Trump also contradicts himself by conceding that Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham (S.C.) did mention Woodward's book to him,

despite previously asserting that "nobody" had told him about the book. :lol

Trump ends the call by saying the book will be "very inaccurate." :lol

You can listen to the full recording of his conversation with Woodward at The Washington Post (https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2018/09/04/transcript-phone-call-between-president-trump-journalist-bob-woodward/?utm_term=.908d4cf1d231).

http://theweek.com/speedreads/794021/trump-complains-white-house-staff-didnt-tell-about-woodward-book-newly-released-recording (http://theweek.com/speedreads/794021/trump-complains-white-house-staff-didnt-tell-about-woodward-book-newly-released-recording)

[ducks]

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1037064031578857475

Of course now it's fine to attack him because lord Trump..

When you attack him most of the time he attacks back

Damm people are slow these days

[Reck]

When you attack him most of the time he attacks back

Damm people are slow these days

Bob Woodward is not attacking anyone. He made a factual book about what is going on in the White House.

[ducks]

Can you prove those are facts ?

Did you read it?

[Pavlov]

Woodward does not have a reputation as a habitual liar.

Trump?

lol

[DarrinS]

Cashing in on re$i$tance

[Pavlov]

Cashing in on re$i$tanceWoodward's written books on presidents since Nixon, idiot.

[Pavlov’s worn chair]

Woodward does not have a reputation as a habitual liar.

Trump?

lolif you find the time in your busy day maybe read this

Tanner Colby: Deconstructing Bob Woodward

https://nationalpost.com/opinion/tanner-colby-deconstructing-bob-woodward (https://nationalpost.com/opinion/tanner-colby-deconstructing-bob-woodward)

[LkrFan]

Woodward's written books on presidents since Nixon, idiot.

I think he's using Michael Cohen's burner account :lol

[Pavlov]

if you find the time in your busy day maybe read this

Tanner Colby: Deconstructing Bob Woodward

https://nationalpost.com/opinion/tanner-colby-deconstructing-bob-woodward (https://nationalpost.com/opinion/tanner-colby-deconstructing-bob-woodward)
That's all you could find?

lol

[Reck]

Cashing in on re$i$tance

Yeah, I heard he just picked up the gig last year. Great detective work, Darrin.

[Spurminator]

Cashing in on re$i$tance

:lmao All it took for you to turn on Bob Woodward was for him to publish a negative book about Trump.

Remember that time you went to bat for him for days in a thread about the Obama Administration "attacking" him?


Left reflexively defends Precious, er POTUS

The Night Planet Liberalism Turned on Bob Woodward

http://reason.com/blog/2013/02/27/the-night-planet-liberalism-turned-on-bo


Don't go off message. Just ask Juan Williams


I just don't think its good form for the WH to be making threats to any journalists. Probably not too smart to pick on a very famous one, either.


Facinating to watch young journos throw their former hero under the bus. And over what?


There is prob a statue of this guy at every major journalism school, but now he's gone full birther. lol


:lol Where are Woodward and Bernstein when you need them? :lol

Just come out as a full blown Trumper already and stop trying to fool people.

[Spurminator]

"There is prob a statue of this guy at every major journalism school," but now he's cashing in on the re$i$tance. lol

[clambake]

:lmao All it took for you to turn on Bob Woodward was for him to publish a negative book about Trump.

Remember that time you went to bat for him for days in a thread about the Obama Administration "attacking" him?













Just come out as a full blown Trumper already and stop trying to fool people.

damn, put something on that burn, darrin

[Spurminator]

Bob Fucking Woodward bad now.

[Winehole23]

if you find the time in your busy day maybe read this

Tanner Colby: Deconstructing Bob Woodward

(https://nationalpost.com/opinion/tanner-colby-deconstructing-bob-woodward)https://nationalpost.com/opinion/tanner-colby-deconstructing-bob-woodward
:tu

[Spurminator]

SHS and Julie Annie already calling it, essentially, fake news

Trash will tweet in soon, maybe already.

Amazing shit in there.

I should give equal time though, even though we already know boots is an emotionally unstable partisan.


BW is grandstanding, "look at me, I get emails from the WH, pay attention, I'm BOB FUCKING WOODWARD, RESPEK!.


BW goes full-blown right-wing-batshit nuts

Bob Woodward Agrees With Hannity: Journalists Should Ask Obama About Bill Ayers

HANNITY: The fact that the president was never asked a lot about the 6 trillion in debt that he accumulated prior to this election, in this first election wasn’t asked about his association with Bill Ayers was troublesome to me, I think we’ve got a media that’s not as critical as perhaps it once was in, for example, the days of Watergate.

WOODWARD: Well, I agree with that. We need to be very aggressive and it’s one of the judges that said democracies die in darkness and I really think that’s true.

http://thinkprogress.org/media/2013/02/28/1656601/bob-woodward-agrees-with-hannity-journalists-should-ask-obama-about-bill-ayers/

"the days of Watergate." Woodward peaked early!

Yoni agrees! :lol

"democracies die in darkness" :lol

TRUTH AND LIGHT and THE AMERICAN WAY shine forth from Fox Repug Propaganda network and out of Roger Ailes' ass! :lol


Woodward good now.

[DarrinS]

Bob Fucking Woodward

I don’t think that’s his middle name, tbh

[DarrinS]

Just a fucking trumper.

You are a simpleton like Chris.


Take a midol, Nancy

[Reck]

:lmao All it took for you to turn on Bob Woodward was for him to publish a negative book about Trump.

Remember that time you went to bat for him for days in a thread about the Obama Administration "attacking" him?

Just come out as a full blown Trumper already and stop trying to fool people.

Daaaaamnnnn Darrin getting ethered. Although you only get half the credit. It's just Darrin after all.

But this is awesome. There have been 4 books on Trump and Darrin has railed against all of them. Because mah Trump!

What a tool.

[Trill Clinton]

:lmao All it took for you to turn on Bob Woodward was for him to publish a negative book about Trump.

Remember that time you went to bat for him for days in a thread about the Obama Administration "attacking" him?













Just come out as a full blown Trumper already and stop trying to fool people.

Damn

[djohn2oo8]

Damn Darrin

[spurraider21]

:lmao All it took for you to turn on Bob Woodward was for him to publish a negative book about Trump.

Remember that time you went to bat for him for days in a thread about the Obama Administration "attacking" him?













Just come out as a full blown Trumper already and stop trying to fool people.
RIP

[spurraider21]

I should give equal time though, even though we already know boots is an emotionally unstable partisan.





Woodward good now.
Booboo doesn’t really deny having an absurd partisan edge. Darrin feigns otherwise

[vy65]

Damn. Spurm went in.

[boutons_deux]

I should give equal time though, even though we already know boots is an emotionally unstable partisan.


Woodward good now.

I'm not partisan, I'm anti-Repug / anti-conservative.

The Dems are horrible, corrupted, but they are better than the Repugs.

Woodward took down Tricky Dick, and if helps take down Trash, that would be two shitbag Repug Pres.

Woodward/Fox had nothing on Ayers / Wolinsky / Obama. Just Fox/Repug fabricated bullshit, fake outrage, and slander. Obviously, Obama proved them all wrong.

[boutons_deux]

The Word Steve Bannon Used to Provoke Ivanka Perfectly Sums Up the Grossness of the Trump White House


“You’re nothing but a fucking staffer!” Bannon screamed at Ivanka at a staff meeting, according to Woodward.

“You walk around this place and act like you’re in charge, and you’re not. You’re on staff!”

“I’m not a staffer!” she shouted back.

“I’ll never be a staffer. I’m the first daughter” :lol —

she really used the title, Woodward writes —

“and I’m never going to be a staffer!”


The open vitriol displayed here between two senior White House employees (if they’ll pardon such a crude term) paints quite a picture of how dysfunctional a workplace the White House has been lately.

But this detail also lays bare some interesting assumptions on the parts of Bannon and Ivanka.

When he attacked her, she could have easily pushed back with the argument that,

yes, she is a staffer, and proud of it.

But instead, Ivanka accepts Bannon’s premise that there’s something wrong with the title.

Why do they both consider “staffer” such an insult?

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2018/09/ivanka-trump-reportedly-cant-bear-to-be-called-a-staffer.html

[ElNono]

yahtzee

[benefactor]

:lmao All it took for you to turn on Bob Woodward was for him to publish a negative book about Trump.

Remember that time you went to bat for him for days in a thread about the Obama Administration "attacking" him?













Just come out as a full blown Trumper already and stop trying to fool people.
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/RegularBrownBorer-max-1mb.gif

[DMC]

Damn. Spurm went in.

That's what your mother said.

[vy65]

Gratuitous but I’ll accept it

Inb4 that’s what she said/bend over and I’ll show you gratuitous

[AaronY]

quotes the president (http://theweek.com/speedreads/793988/trump-reportedly-thinks-condemning-neonazis-after-charlottesville-biggest-fing-mistake) as saying his light denigration of neo-Nazis was his "biggest" mistake.




this is actually good news if true

[AaronY]

That he feels bad about that. being serious here

[CitizenDwayne]

That he feels bad about that. being serious here
I took that to mean he thought it was a mistake to condemn them at all, even lightly

[Spurtacular]

:lol Chumpettes clits swelling over this.

[Chris]

:lol Chumpettes clits swelling over this.

Fire & Fury Part Deux :lol

[ElNono]

:lol celebrating real life dumb and dumber

[Spurtacular]

Fire & Fury Part Deux :lol

The "great" Bob Woodward doing a TMZ book. :lmao

[ElNono]

Nothing BOOM about Trump being a bumbling idiot, tbh... only retards didn't figure this out already...

[pgardn]

Nothing BOOM about Trump being a bumbling idiot, tbh... only retards didn't figure this out already...

One still must read the comedy or, how pitiful it is.
We know he is a child. But the examples... Christ.

That recording in the W. Post ...
Kellyane basically hitting him in the nuts with his own management.
Donald likes it rough.

[Spurtacular]

Nothing BOOM about Trump being a bumbling idiot, tbh... only retards didn't figure this out already...

:lmao Crying about how the sausage is (allegedly) made.

[ElNono]

:lmao Crying about how the sausage is (allegedly) made.

Who's crying? Not me. He is who he is, tbh...

[Spurtacular]

Who's crying? Not me. He is who he is, tbh...

You weren't aware this was a pity party? Read the room, dude. :lol

[ElNono]

He acts like a 5 year old, tweets like a 5 year old... ducks love him... what else do you need to know?

[ElNono]

You weren't aware this was a pity party? Read the room, dude. :lol

haven't had the time, tbh... was replying to the thread title...

[Spurminator]

1037009642906300416

[ElNono]

I did see Spurminator's takedown move, tbh, impressive...

[Spurminator]

Can't wait to get to the chapter about The Gorilla Channel.

[AaronY]

He acts like a 5 year old, tweets like a 5 year old... ducks love him... what else do you need to know?
:lol

[Quadzilla99]

:lmao All it took for you to turn on Bob Woodward was for him to publish a negative book about Trump.

Remember that time you went to bat for him for days in a thread about the Obama Administration "attacking" him?













Just come out as a full blown Trumper already and stop trying to fool people.

https://media.giphy.com/media/110LcYLBz5WHyU/giphy.gif

[Isitjustme?]

I'm not partisan, I'm anti-Repug / anti-conservative.

The Dems are horrible, corrupted, but they are better than the Repugs.

Woodward took down Tricky Dick, and if helps take down Trash, that would be two shitbag Repug Pres.

Woodward/Fox had nothing on Ayers / Wolinsky / Obama. Just Fox/Repug fabricated bullshit, fake outrage, and slander. Obviously, Obama proved them all wrong.
lol

[Isitjustme?]

Some prime darrin and boutons itt tbh

[Winehole23]

Just a fucking trumper.so upside down it can't be fixed. take the wax out of your ears.

[DarrinS]

1037094572713799680

[baseline bum]

1037094572713799680

Woodward bad now

[pgardn]

In a way the brief excerpts in the book gives the country faith in the WH staff and other branches of government. When Trump throws a tantrum or makes an obviously horrible decision, just grab papers off his desk or, as Spurminator’s post suggests, distract him like he is two years old.

Checks and balances extends to a kindergarten set up in the WH.
Thats cool.

[benefactor]

1037094572713799680
Probably best to walk away

[Isitjustme?]

1037094572713799680

Man thats a shame especially after all truthtelling he did about Obama

[boutons_deux]

Nothing BOOM about Trump being a bumbling idiot, tbh... only retards didn't figure this out already...

what we see with public Trash is confirmed by WH people reporting about his day-to-day stolen, illegit so-called Presidency.

I ignore the denials and don't care about misrepresentations. If 75% or 50% is true, then sicko, clown, liar Trash needs to go.

[CitizenDwayne]

Can’t link it right now, but if you haven’t heard Woodward’s phone call with Trump, I’d give it a listen. Highly entertaining

[Trill Clinton]

:lmao All it took for you to turn on Bob Woodward was for him to publish a negative book about Trump.

Remember that time you went to bat for him for days in a thread about the Obama Administration "attacking" him?













Just come out as a full blown Trumper already and stop trying to fool people.

[teh lulz]

Bob Fucking Woodward

I don’t think that’s his middle name, tbh
after that ass-ramming you took, going for teh lulz was probably your only play. Well, aside from admitting your Trump bias.

[DarrinS]

after that ass-ramming you took, going for teh lulz was probably your only play. Well, aside from admitting your Trump bias.

I don’t begrudge mr Woodward for selling a book. Merely pointed out who his audience is.

Since this is a negative book on Trump, Woodward good again. He was never my hero, even when he wrote something slightly negative about Obama.

[Reck]

I don’t begrudge mr Woodward for selling a book. Merely pointed out who his audience is.

Since this is a negative book on Trump, Woodward good again. He was never my hero, even when he wrote something slightly negative about Obama.

Keep digging that hole, Darrin. You're on TSA level of embarrassment now.

[DarrinS]

Keep digging that hole, Darrin. You're on TSA level of embarrassment now.

If you say so, Recky

[clambake]

Probably best to walk away

no no you got it all wrong lol

[Reck]

If you say so, Recky

I am. lol

You got destroyed and shown to be a hypocrite all in the same breath.

[clambake]

as far as self-ownage goes........this is a masterpiece.

bravo darrin

[monosylab1k]

I don’t begrudge mr Woodward for selling a book. Merely pointed out who his audience is.

Since this is a negative book on Trump, Woodward good again. He was never my hero, even when he wrote something slightly negative about Obama.

:lmao

You’re not walking away from this L, Darrin.

[monosylab1k]

:cry he was never my hero :cry




:lmao what a bitch

[Chucho]

I wonder how many people didn't know who he was til reading this thread or his Obama book thread...

[CitizenDwayne]

In Darrin’s defense, he wasn’t really celebrating Woodward in those quotes, just pointing out the hypocritical reaction the liberal media had to the Obama book. They shit on Woodward, a perpetual dem icon since the Nixon years, when he was critical of Obama.

Either way, his books are highly entertaining and, while he may sometimes give too much credibility to some sketch sources, he’s really no partisan hack. Trumpers can’t just dismiss him as a “Dem operative”.

[koriwhat]

wow bombshell just like that other shit book a few months back... yeah this is already yesterday's news. the left lives a fictional life so no wonder they praise fiction like this book.

[Reck]

wow bombshell just like that other shit book a few months back... yeah this is already yesterday's news. the left lives a fictional life so no wonder they praise fiction like this book.

The book hasn't even released, calfie.

[koriwhat]

The book hasn't even released, calfie.

did i say it was released tranny?

[boutons_deux]

Trump ‘isn’t talking to anyone’ at White House after bombshell book: ‘Everybody on the inside knows it’s true’

Trump reportedly “isn’t talking to anyone” after a new bombshell book painted a White House in chaos.

Trump is hunkering down at the White House (https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2018/09/bob-woodwards-reality-bomb-is-blowing-up-the-west-wing?mbid=social_twitter) to weather the release of Bob Woodward’s new book,

“It’s pandemonium. He literally isn’t talking to anyone. He’s canceled meetings and is on the phone calling up his friends,”


Woodward’s book triggered Trump’s wrath on several levels.

Two sources told me Trump is furious at the portions of the book that

describe administration officials

questioning his intelligence and emotional stability.

Woodward reports that Chief of Staff John Kelly called Trump “an idiot” and the West Wing “Crazytown”;

Defense Secretary Jim Mattis compared Trump to a “fifth- or sixth-grader”;

and Trump’s former personal lawyer called Trump a “fucking liar”

who would end up in “an orange jumpsuit” if he testified to special counsel Robert Mueller.


Trump “is also outraged that the book portrays

aides as believing they are the grown-ups protecting the country from his dangerous impulses.”

placed the blame on White House special counselor to the president Kellyanne Conway for allowing the book to be published.

“Everybody on the inside knows it’s true,” one staffer explained to Sherman.

“It’s just Fox News people who don’t want to admit how crazy he is.”

“Even Trump’s family is concerned the president is in deep trouble,”

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/09/trump-isnt-talking-anyone-white-house-bombshell-book-everybody-inside-knows-true/ (https://www.rawstory.com/2018/09/trump-isnt-talking-anyone-white-house-bombshell-book-everybody-inside-knows-true/)

===================

“EVERYBODY ON THE INSIDE KNOWS IT’S TRUE”: WOODWARD’S REALITY BOMB IS BLOWING UP THE WEST WING

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2018/09/bob-woodwards-reality-bomb-is-blowing-up-the-west-wing?mbid=social_twitter (https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2018/09/bob-woodwards-reality-bomb-is-blowing-up-the-west-wing?mbid=social_twitter)

... and his lawyer is crazy tranny Julie Annie :lol

[Pavlov]

wow bombshell just like that other shit book a few months back... yeah this is already yesterday's news. the left lives a fictional life so no wonder they praise fiction like this book.You defend Trump at every opportunity.

[koriwhat]

You defend Trump at every opportunity.

i'm into defending truth. yall sling mud with no substance behind your actions/views/etc. sorry but i'm not into playing pretend like you and yours. i enjoy pointing out how emotionally childish yall are and how yall jump instantly at anything to do with trump, hoping and praying for his impeachment.

[Pavlov]

i'm into defending truth. yall sling mud with no substance behind your actions/views/etc. sorry but i'm not into playing pretend like you and yours. i enjoy pointing out how emotionally childish yall are and how yall jump instantly at anything to do with trump, hoping and praying for his impeachment.You don't defend truth at all. You aren't even honest about your support for Trump.

[Reck]

did i say it was released tranny?

You said it was yesterday's news like this is a one-off. You haven't heard the last thing yet calf.

[boutons_deux]

The horrendously failing Trash is such a child, insanely petty in what he thinks is worth bothering about

and he fucking believes, in total despair and desperation, that WH staff who are saying that their bits in the book aren't true.

OF COURSE they would deny.

Woodward made up EVERYTHING. :lol

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5E serp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

[Spurminator]

In Darrin’s defense, he wasn’t really celebrating Woodward in those quotes, just pointing out the hypocritical reaction the liberal media had to the Obama book. They shit on Woodward, a perpetual dem icon since the Nixon years, when he was critical of Obama.

Was he a Dem icon, though? Dems also criticized Woodward for "Bush At War" being supposedly too sympathetic towards the President.

His credibility has generally been respected by objective people on both sides. You'll be hard pressed to even find many Republicans who object to his reporting on Watergate.

[djohn2oo8]

1037430702172717058


the deep state is inside the WH!!!!

[Chris]

His credibility has generally been respected by objective people on both sides. You'll be hard pressed to even find many Republicans who object to his reporting on Watergate.

What a load of bullshit. You're full of it.

[Reck]

What a load of bullshit. You're full of it.

Instead of making an empty comment like that, why dont you prove him wrong?

[boutons_deux]

"effective deregulation" :lol

"historic tax reform" :lol

"a more robust military" :lol

and more. :lol

[hater]

Nothingburger :lmao

[Pavlov]

Nothingburger :lmao"World War XIV" :lmao

[monosylab1k]

"World War XIV" :lmao

:lol

“shit’s about to go down!”

*CNN report that a man in Toledo farted*

“CALLED IT”

[Spurminator]

What a load of bullshit. You're full of it.

Compelling rebuttal. Please provide evidence, preferably in tweet form.

[Pavlov]

1037430702172717058


the deep state is inside the WH!!!!
1037434875731693568
https://media.giphy.com/media/Kwi0Iu9MxxOgg/giphy.gif

[Pavlov]

Compelling rebuttal. Please provide evidence, preferably in tweet form.I read he didn't remind people that John Belushi was funny.

[Spurminator]

1037430702172717058


the deep state is inside the WH!!!!

TRUMP CALLS THE SHOTS.

But really, whoever wrote this is a coward and a fraud.
"He's a dangerous lunatic but we have to manage him because muh tax cuts."
"We can't invoke a constitutional amendment without creating a constitutional crisis."

Like they couldn't get the same agenda passed by President Pence.

Somebody's looking to sell a book after they leave the White House, and regain some semblance of respect with their friends.

(It's probably Mnunchin.)

[CitizenDwayne]

I guess this is the part where Chris tries to challenge Woodward’s legitimacy, following trump’s lead

[Pavlov]

I guess this is the part where Chris tries to challenge Woodward’s legitimacy, following trump’s leadYeah, probably going to laser focus on one or two facts he got wrong out of the ~20 books he's written.

[djohn2oo8]

Homeboy just had a weird meltdown on tv just now

[CitizenDwayne]

Homeboy just had a weird meltdown on tv just now
Homeboy meaning who?

[djohn2oo8]

Homeboy meaning who?
Trump.he is still melting down

[baseline bum]

Trump.he is still melting down

Is there a such thing as a weird meltdown coming from our Dear Leader? Can anything top his meltdown in that first press conference he did as president?

[Splits]

(It's probably Mnunchin.)

Pence.

Who uses the word 'lodestar'?

[CitizenDwayne]

Is there a such thing as a weird meltdown coming from our Dear Leader? Can anything top his meltdown in that first press conference he did as president?
My personal favorite was “people on both sides”.

[djohn2oo8]

1037451051136245760

:lol 25th amendment is trending

[djohn2oo8]

Is there a such thing as a weird meltdown coming from our Dear Leader? Can anything top his meltdown in that first press conference he did as president?
It’s going to get worse

[Spurminator]

Pence.

Who uses the word 'lodestar'?

Someone trying to sound like Pence, perhaps?

I don't think the NYT would publish it if it were from Pence and he requested anonymity. That's too direct a power grab. Could it have been directed by Pence? Maybe.

[Pavlov]

Cliff's Notes:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DmUt875XsAAwiAN.jpg

[Reck]

TRUMP CALLS THE SHOTS.

But really, whoever wrote this is a coward and a fraud.
"He's a dangerous lunatic but we have to manage him because muh tax cuts."
"We can't invoke a constitutional amendment without creating a constitutional crisis."

Like they couldn't get the same agenda passed by President Pence.

Somebody's looking to sell a book after they leave the White House, and regain some semblance of respect with their friends.

(It's probably Mnunchin.)

Unless they collectively come out as one, coming as a single source is not a good idea. The guy would probably get lynched by day's end.

Seems to me this guy is using his head.

[djohn2oo8]

It’s probably Kelly or Mattis

[hater]

https://i1.wp.com/orig08.deviantart.net/bab9/f/2015/281/6/0/nothing_burger_by_novuso-d9cechy.png

[Pavlov]

https://i1.wp.com/orig08.deviantart.net/bab9/f/2015/281/6/0/nothing_burger_by_novuso-d9cechy.png"World War XXVII"

[Pavlov]

It’s probably Kelly or MattisI doubt it. My guess is someone younger who thinks he/she might be able to salvage a future career. Kelly and Mattis don't have to give a shit about that.

[boutons_deux]

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5b8ffb01f241c1681cbddf12/master/w_1298,c_limit/DC090518.jpg

[Cuck Ross]

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the deep state is inside the WH!!!!

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[Reck]

https://i1.wp.com/orig08.deviantart.net/bab9/f/2015/281/6/0/nothing_burger_by_novuso-d9cechy.png

That bun does look buttery.

[Pavlov]

Pence.

Who uses the word 'lodestar'?


Someone trying to sound like Pence, perhaps?

I don't think the NYT would publish it if it were from Pence and he requested anonymity. That's too direct a power grab. Could it have been directed by Pence? Maybe.Some dudes found Pence using "lodestar" quite frequently all the way back to 2001.

Thread starts with this:

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I'm not gonna psycho-Chris the whole thread, but it's a funny read.

[koriwhat]

You said it was yesterday's news like this is a one-off. You haven't heard the last thing yet calf.

def yesterday's news as much as you'd wish otherwise. just like fire&fury this too will be a flop only the lunatic left will prop up as a "ah ha!" moment. yall are pathetic.

[Pavlov]

def yesterday's news as much as you'd wish otherwise. just like fire&fury this too will be a flop only the lunatic left will prop up as a "ah ha!" moment. yall are pathetic.Sorry, it's today's news.

You don't even read or watch or listen to the news.

lol

[TeyshaBlue]

In a way the brief excerpts in the book gives the country faith in the WH staff and other branches of government. When Trump throws a tantrum or makes an obviously horrible decision, just grab papers off his desk or, as Spurminator’s post suggests, distract him like he is two years old.

Checks and balances extends to a kindergarten set up in the WH.
Thats cool.

This was my line of thought when RG was breathlessly claiming Trump would destroy humanity.

[boutons_deux]

Trump Furious That Woodward’s Book Is Written at Seventh-Grade Reading Level

https://media.newyorker.com/photos/5b8fe4d1f82f885f6205d233/master/w_1298,c_limit/Borowitz-WoodwardBook.jpg

WASHINGTON —Donald J. Trump obtained an advance copy of Bob Woodward’s new book Monday evening and was “furious” to discover that Woodward had written it at a seventh-grade reading level, a White House aide has confirmed.

The aide, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said that

Trump was convinced that Woodward wrote the book for seventh-grade readers to make its assertions impossible for Trump to refute.

“Trump was turning page after page, becoming

increasingly angry at its gratuitous use of a seventh-grade vocabulary,” the aide said.

“It was like it was written entirely in a secret code.”

At one point, Trump became so

frustrated trying to decipher the word “imbecilic” that he hurled the book across the room.

“Book bad!” he reportedly shouted.

According to the aide, Trump’s daughter Ivanka is dreading that she will be called upon to read the Woodward book aloud to her father,

as he has demanded she do with books by James Comey and Omarosa Manigault Newman.

“In the past, Ivanka has begged off by saying she was too busy running her company, but she can’t do that anymore,” the aide said.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-furious-that-woodwards-book-is-written-at-seventh-grade-reading-level (https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-furious-that-woodwards-book-is-written-at-seventh-grade-reading-level)

[koriwhat]

keep gasping for air in the deep end pavTHETIC. that's where you belong.

[Pavlov]

keep gasping for air in the deep end pavTHETIC. that's where you belong.Keep openly supporting Trump. It's what you do best besides angry whining.

Actually you angrily whine in open support of Trump.

Pretty efficient tbh.

[koriwhat]

so sad to see that you really are here only to run in circles while trying to chase them internet brownie points. you're truly pathetic pavTHETIC. you're a waste of time.

[Pavlov]

so sad to see that you really are here only to run in circles while trying to chase them internet brownie points. you're truly pathetic pavTHETIC. you're a waste of time.You're the one who keeps responding to me, dumbass.

[djohn2oo8]

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the irony.

[koriwhat]

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the irony.

it's going to be a blast when yall are collectively sobbing hysterically soon enough.

[boutons_deux]

the irony.

he's too dumb to grasp the concept

"betraying" Trash isn't treason because Trash isn't L'etat, C'est Moi

[Pavlov]

it's going to be a blast when yall are collectively sobbing hysterically soon enough.Why will we be sobbing according to you?

[Reck]

Some dudes found Pence using "lodestar" quite frequently all the way back to 2001.

Thread starts with this:

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I'm not gonna psycho-Chris the whole thread, but it's a funny read.

Wasn't an article going around a few weeks ago about how God told Pence he was destined to become president to clean Trump's mess? :lol Probably a parody article but somehow that's something Pence the nutcase would probably believe.

[Pavlov]

You know, if you just tweak the quotes from Pence slightly they sound downright heroic.

So let us rededicate ourselves to the mission upon which this body was founded -- the first words of the U.N. Charter, “to maintain international peace,” must again be our Lone Star, our ideal, and our aspiration.

https://i.imgur.com/tB72SGe.gif

[djohn2oo8]

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:lol

[Reck]

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:lol




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[djohn2oo8]

:lmao

[pgardn]

https://i1.wp.com/orig08.deviantart.net/bab9/f/2015/281/6/0/nothing_burger_by_novuso-d9cechy.png

Wow.

From the guy who owns the franchise to the chain of nothing.

[Spurminator]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DmXk-NMW4AITPF7.jpg

This is some unhinged tyrannical shit right here.

[ElNono]

:lol dude is a such a paranoid too, I can totally see him erupting over minutiae in this thing...

Then there's the constant insecurity, where he continually needs to know what people are thinking about him, and do the 5 year old twitter rant when he feels slighted...

This is the most powerful man on earth right now... smdh

[hater]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DmXk-NMW4AITPF7.jpg

This is some unhinged tyrannical shit right here.

This is exageration right here

[hater]

That bun does look buttery.

And its made out of this :lmao

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZVl3g4WfT_M/S9nnRSBdHeI/AAAAAAAADuQ/iO1dk6I0C5E/s1600/I+Can%27t+Believe+It%27s+Not+Butter+Original+Tub+I mage.jpg

[ElNono]

This is exageration right here

:lol you know it's not... it's another temper tantrum...

[Pavlov]

This is exageration right here"World War LXVI"

[boutons_deux]

NYTimes knows who the person is, and I'm sure we'll know eventually.

Failing Trashing saying the NYT invented it, and he try to believe that there is no WH person saying that.

Sleep well, Trash, those who haven't abandoned you or been indicted, have, in your own WH, turned against you.

Who dunnit?

[GB20]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DmXk-NMW4AITPF7.jpg

This is some unhinged tyrannical shit right here.

:corn:

[Reck]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DmXk-NMW4AITPF7.jpg

This is some unhinged tyrannical shit right here.

This is pretty insane.

[djohn2oo8]

This is pretty insane.
Just wait. There’s more.

[pgardn]

The most yankable chain ever on a president.

Lets get Donny mad.
Woodward asked him in the phone interview about seeking info for the book (ie his reaction to all the crap and his explanation) and he “ forgets”. Then continues to claim he would have liked to speak on it but it was gonna be bad anyways. Don’t fckn complain that The NY Times is next up.

Wake up, flipping idiot. You are surprised your own people don’t like you and think you are an unhinged dolt?

Really Donny orange? Your people. You are a big fat lying target.

[Spurs Homer]

Repugs in Congress will open hearings any second now - to protect the country and to answer the s.o.s from the whistle blower.


edited/fixed

[hater]

:lol you know it's not... it's another temper tantrum...

Yeah hes mad. Not an unhinged tyrant :lol

Now screaming at your Sec of State to assasinate a sitting president might be :lmao

[CitizenDwayne]

Holy shit he’s going to new depths

[ElNono]

Yeah hes mad. Not an unhinged tyrant :lol

Now screaming at your Sec of State to assasinate a sitting president might be :lmao

:lol that was hilarious if it wasn't so sad, tbh...

The biggest problem is explaining a 5 year old he's a president, not a king, tbh...

[CosmicCowboy]

Although its a bitch move to do an anonymous op ed I am confident the NYT vetted the source.

[djohn2oo8]

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:lmao paranoid fucks

[djohn2oo8]

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[Spurminator]

I still don't think it's Pence, but whoever came up with #VeepThroat is a genius.

[Pavlov]

I still don't think it's Pence, but whoever came up with #VeepThroat is a genius.:lol

And "lodestar" was a crafty move for whoever wrote it.

[Reck]

I still don't think it's Pence, but whoever came up with #VeepThroat is a genius.

I think the "source could lose his job" excludes him. You cant fire a vice president.

[hater]

I think the "source could lose his job" excludes him. You cant fire a vice president.

Trump cant fire him but he can tell him to go sit in a windowless office in the basement for the next 2 years :lmao

[hitmanyr2k]

I would go with Nikki Haley. No one talks about her anymore. Trump knee-capped her earlier this year and made her look like a fool in front of the world when she announced additional sanctions on Russia and Trump walked them back the next day. Since then her word means shit. She may feel she has a political career to salvage.

[ElNono]

If I were a betting man, I would put $20 on John Kelly, tbh... probably gets yelled at and denigrated by Trump on a daily basis, but having a military background probably puts him into this position where his mission to the country is greater than the POTUS abject stupidity...

[djohn2oo8]

Could be Don Mcghan as well. He did spill his guts to Mueller and is on his way out

[hater]

If I were a betting man, I would put $20 on John Kelly, tbh... probably gets yelled at and denigrated by Trump on a daily basis, but having a military background probably puts him into this position where his mission to the country is greater than the POTUS abject stupidity...

Its most likely nikki haley

Bitch cannot keep her mouth shut, already has clear NYT contacts and wants to be president :lol

[hater]

“Held russia accountable”

Yup its her :lol she already claimed next chemical attack was assad eventhough planes havent taken off yet :lmao

https://twitter.com/nebojsamalic/status/1037490446916886534?s=21

[Chucho]

What a load of bullshit. You're full of it.

Instead of saying that, it'd hold some, ya know, weight, if you argued why he's full of shit.

[boutons_deux]

John Dean thinks it Kelly

[Spurs Homer]

It cannot be Sarah Slanders

[Reck]

I don’t buy the Nikki Haley bit. She’s in shit land and isolated in some other country most of the time.

My money is on Dan Coats.

[boutons_deux]

GENERAL Kelly has been ignominiously marginalized, has an axe to grind, and is probably gone soon.

[DarrinS]

What was the anonymous op ed author thinking? So stupid.

[DarrinS]

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2018/09/this-is-a-constitutional-crisis/569443/?utm_campaign=the-atlantic&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter&utm_term=2018-09-05T20%3A54%3A49&utm_content=edit-promo

[Pavlov]

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2018/09/this-is-a-constitutional-crisis/569443/?utm_campaign=the-atlantic&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter&utm_term=2018-09-05T20%3A54%3A49&utm_content=edit-promoWell, Donald should try not to be such a bad president then.

Agreed?

[DarrinS]

Well, Donald should try not to be such a bad president then.

Agreed?

You read that in one minute. I’m impressed.

[Pavlov]

You read that in one minute. I’m impressed.Agreed?

[hater]

You read that in one minute. I’m impressed.

:lmao

[Pavlov]

:lmaoIt's not a long column.

So Donald can avoid any further trouble by not being a terrible president, right hater?

[Winehole23]

What was the anonymous op ed author thinking? So stupid.in the NYT handbook, is "a senior White House official" a well-defined group? whom is the designation meant to exclude?

could it possibly have been a WH flunky of lesser power and status than the manner of attribution suggests?

[Winehole23]

the description used by the Times -- "a senior official in the Trump administration" -- is broad enough to include virtually anyone in the Trump White House, a Cabinet official, undersecretary or someone on, say, the National Security Council.https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/05/politics/donald-trump-mystery-op-ed/index.html

[DarrinS]

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[Pavlov]

lol this one really triggered Darrin hard.

Don't worry, honey. The bad man won't stay anonymous for long.

[Avante]

lol this one really triggered Darrin hard.

Dude, what does this have to do with the topic, well?

[Pavlov]

Dude, what does this have to do with the topic, well?We were discussing the anonymous NYT op-ed, Avante.

[Avante]

We were discussing the anonymous NYT op-ed, Avante.

Darrin....isn't the topic of this thread dummy, ok?

[Spurtacular]

We were discussing the anonymous NYT op-ed, Avante.

:lmao Anonymous op-eds.
:lmao Pussy journalism.

[Pavlov]

Darrin....isn't the topic of this thread dummy, ok?The Woodward book is and the op-ed is related, Avante. It's all a bit much for Darrin.

[Avante]

Sorry, it's today's news.

You don't even read or watch or listen to the news.

lol

Pavlov, stay on topic, ok?

[Pavlov]

:lmao Anonymous op-eds.
:lmao Pussy journalism.Aw, you're triggered too.

So cute.

[Pavlov]

Pavlov, stay on topic, ok?Ok, what do you think of Woodward's book and the NYT op-ed?

[Avante]

The Woodward book is and the op-ed is related, Avante. It's all a bit much for Darrin.

Pavlov, why so damn concerned with posters, well?

[Pavlov]

Pavlov, why so damn concerned with posters, well?Do you want to talk about the topic or not, Avante?

[Avante]

Ok, what do you think of Woodward's book and the NYT op-ed?

How about....yep, you're right, I do get off topic and more into bugging posters...ok?

[Pavlov]

How about....yep, you're right, I do get off topic and more into bugging posters...ok?Ok, what do you think of Woodward's book and the NYT op-ed?

[Avante]

Do you want to talk about the topic or not, Avante?

Dude, you aren't talking about the topic, all ya ever do is see if you can bug others. why?

[Pavlov]

Dude, you aren't talking about the topic, all ya ever do is see if you can bug others. why?So you don't want to talk about the actual topics of this thread at all?

OK.

[Avante]

Ok, what do you think of Woodward's book and the NYT op-ed?

Pavlov, don't....ok, blahblahblah.....alright? Why do you get off bugging people, well?

[Avante]

So you don't want to talk about the actual topics of this thread at all?

OK.

Did you?

[Pavlov]

Pavlov, don't....ok, blahblahblah.....alright? Why do you get off bugging people, well?You're not talking about the topic in any way whatsoever.

Adios~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[Avante]

You're not talking about the topic in any way whatsoever.

Adios~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Sucks don't it ya freak.

[Spurtacular]

Aw, you're triggered too.

So cute.

:lmao Holding tight to your gossip columns.

[Pavlov]

:lmao Holding tight to your gossip columns.I didn't write it.

Who do you think wrote it, derp?

[Avante]

Second Pavlov post in this thread....

Woodward's written books on presidents since Nixon, idiot.

....already attacking another poster. Why?

[Avante]

I didn't write it.

Who do you think wrote it, derp?

Pavlov, stay on topic ya little shit, ok?

[Spurtacular]

I didn't write it.

Who do you think wrote it, derp?

One of your fellow crybabies.

[Pavlov]

One of your fellow crybabies.Like whom?

Give a name.

You're super intelligent about Trump's administration; which Trump-appointed crybaby do you say it is?

[Spurtacular]

Like whom?

Give a name.

You're super intelligent about Trump's administration; which Trump-appointed crybaby do you say it is?

An anonymous pussy. You're having a hard time today. :lol

[Pavlov]

An anonymous pussy. You're having a hard time today. :lolWe already know he's anonymous.

What do you think his actual name is?

Give a name.

[ElNono]

If we gotta go by the resident trumpettes standards, anonymous sources are completely reliable and the best sources...

[ElNono]

The reason I don't think it's Nikki, it's because she already embarrassed herself in front of the world in her UN position in the name of Trump, tbh... she basically already admitted to the world that she has no backbone...

[Spurtacular]

We already know he's anonymous.

What do you think his actual name is?

Give a name.

I could give a fuck. That was pretty much the point of my chime-in.

:lmao cuck Blake level posting

[Pavlov]

I could give a fuck. That was pretty much the point of my chime-in.

:lmao cuck Blake level postingYou certainly give a fuck about Blake.

lol crying out for him everywhere

[Spurtacular]

You certainly give a fuck about Blake.

lol crying out for him everywhere

Making fun of him often.

:lmao Your 'lil cuck buddy.

[Pavlov]

The reason I don't think it's Nikki, it's because she already embarrassed herself in front of the world in her UN position in the name of Trump, tbh... she basically already admitted to the world that she has no backbone...Yeah, doesn't seem she'd have that much contact with Trump.

Probably some obscure deputy. We'll know soon enough, I suspect.

[Pavlov]

Making fun of him often.

:lmao Your 'lil cuck buddy.lol grudgepost crying out for men

[Pavlov]

Troll level: Neocon

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[Winehole23]

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[Avante]

You certainly give a fuck about Blake.

lol crying out for him everywhere

Pavlov................STAY ON TOPIC....ok?

You couldn't answer any of my questions because....not on topic..........but you can do this. explain.

[Spurtacular]

lol grudgepost crying out for men

:lmao BFF's with a cuck.

[Spurtacular]

Troll level: Neocon

1037521798978592768

:lmao Bill Kristol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=db0b1RQtwr0

[Pavlov]

:lmao BFF's with a cuck.Sounds like you want to be more than BFF with him the way you constantly cry out for him in the night.

[Avante]

lol grudgepost crying out for men

Pavlov, why can't you stay on topic?

[Pavlov]

:lmao Bill Kristol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=db0b1RQtwr0:lmao you had to Google Bill Kristol to rebut a throwaway tweet.

Desperate times for you.

[Avante]

Sounds like you want to be more than BFF with him the way you constantly cry out for him in the night.

Pavlov. see what I mean little man, THIS...is all you ever do......WHY??????

[Winehole23]

and all you ever do is hump his leg. o the monotony.

[Winehole23]

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[Avante]

and all you ever do is hump his leg. o the monotony.

I have asked the freak numerous times to ignore me, as you know the guy totally sucks. If he'd leave me alone I'd have nothing to do with this idiot.

[Winehole23]

you shouldn't have said that *out loud*

[Spurtacular]

:lmao you had to Google Bill Kristol to rebut a throwaway tweet.

Desperate times for you.

Nope. His sycophancy is well known.

:lmao

[Spurtacular]

Sounds like you want to be more than BFF with him the way you constantly cry out for him in the night.

You're the one that is BFF's with a cuck. What do you have to say for yourself?

[Pavlov]

Nope. His sycophancy is well known.

:lmao:lol What do you think that word means?


You're the one that is BFF's with a cuck. What do you have to say for yourself?You're the one that is crying out for him every night. What do you have to say for yourself?

[Avante]

:lol What do you think that word means?

You're the one that is crying out for him every night. What do you have to say for yourself?

Pavlov, STAY ON TOPIC..sheesh~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[Pavlov’s bed]

You're the one that is crying out for him every night. What do you have to say for yourself?

Bro, you’re also up all night, every night, watching him cry out for him. What do you have to say for yourself?

[boutons_deux]

One Word Has People Convinced Mike Pence Wrote Anonymous New York Times Op-Ed

The unidentified member of the in-house “resistance” uses “lodestar,” an unusual word the vice president likes to say.

Some online commentators are leaning toward Vice President Mike Pence (https://www.huffingtonpost.com/topic/mike-pence) based on just one word in the piece.

The unidentified author singles out the late Arizona Sen. John McCain (https://www.huffingtonpost.com/topic/john-mccain) as “a lodestar for restoring honor to public life and our national dialogue.”

The word ― which Merriam-Webster defines (https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/lodestar) as either “a star that leads or guides” or a person who “serves as an inspiration, model, or guide” ― isn’t that commonly used. But

Pence apparently says it a lot, according to this mash-up posted on Twitter:

https://twitter.com/davidmackau/status/1037457903614140416

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/lodestar-mike-pence-anonymous-new-york-times_us_5b905dd5e4b0511db3dec1e1?utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=__TheMorningEmail__090618&utm_content=__TheMorningEmail__090618+CID_c0c3b76b 7a336a1c8991c2010d8a1860&utm_source=Email%20marketing%20software&utm_term=one%20word&ncid=newsltushpmgnews__TheMorningEmail__090618

[djohn2oo8]

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lol these Mfers imploding before our very eyes before Mueller even touches then

[djohn2oo8]

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lol

[djohn2oo8]

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[djohn2oo8]

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:lmao

[boutons_deux]

Trash's base wanted a sicko, fucked up and above all racist asshole, and they got one, and got got double-crossed by the swamp-worsening swamp drainer.

You know a politician's values by his budget priorities.

you know assholes by the assholes they elect, eg, fucking Texas

[benefactor]

If they are going to get rid of Trump, this is the way to go about it. They know he's not getting impeached, so they will just keep leaking stuff to the media until he cracks under the weight of it all and decides to quit. That or he has a true public meltdown they can use to prove him no longer mentally competent.

[boutons_deux]

"until he cracks under the weight of it all and decides to quit"

won't happen, he'll just keep punching blindly,

quickest, most efficient way to get Christian Taliban Pence into the WH is for Trash to keel over dead from heart attack, or dead or vegetative from massive stroke

the continuous high level of stress on Trash, or anybody, eventually destroys the body.

[DarrinS]

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[hater]

It probably reqlly is Trumps gardener :lmao

[djohn2oo8]

This niggas are shook :lol

[baseline bum]

It probably reqlly is Trumps gardener :lmao

I don't think it was her tbh.

https://akm-img-a-in.tosshub.com/indiatoday/images/story/201808/melania_trump_gardening.jpeg

If the article would have read like a ducks post then I could have seen the argument.

[Reck]

What was the anonymous op ed author thinking? So stupid.

You still post here? :lol

[djohn2oo8]

You still post here? :lol
Poor Darrin.

[DarrinS]

You still post here? :lol

Why wouldn't I?

[boutons_deux]

Nation Stunned That There Is Someone in White House Capable of Writing an Editorial

WASHINGTON —Millions of Americans were startled by the revelation on Wednesday afternoon that there was someone working in the Trump White House capable of writing an entire editorial, reports indicate.

In a nation already rocked by a series of bombshells since Labor Day, the news that an anonymous senior White House official had the command of the English language necessary to compose a seemingly coherent Op-Ed (https://www.nytimes.com/2018/09/05/opinion/trump-white-house-anonymous-resistance.html) piece suitable for publication in a major newspaper was perhaps the most improbable development of all.

Davis Logsdon, a professor of linguistics at the University of Minnesota, said that a team of language experts under his supervision has

studied the Op-Ed word by word and is “in a state of disbelief” that someone currently working for Donald J. Trump could have written it.

“There are complete sentences,

there are well-structured paragraphs,

there is subject-verb agreement,” he said.

“This does not appear to be the work of any White House staffer we’re familiar with.”

Stressing that he and his team of linguists are “not even close” to determining the author, Logsdon said that they were currently using the process of elimination to whittle down the list of possible scribes.

“Based on the mastery of language that we see here,

it’s not

Sarah Huckabee Sanders,

John Kelly,

Stephen Miller, or

Kellyanne Conway, and

it’s definitely not Jared,”

he said.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/nation-stunned-that-there-is-someone-in-white-house-capable-of-writing-an-editorial (https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/nation-stunned-that-there-is-someone-in-white-house-capable-of-writing-an-editorial)

[djohn2oo8]

1037732736453070850

lol

[RandomGuy]

Cashing in on re$i$tance

Defending a fucking incompetent dangerous moron, just because he is a Republican.

Piece of shit hypocrite.

[djohn2oo8]

Defending a fucking incompetent dangerous moron, just because he is a Republican.

Piece of shit hypocrite.
That fucking idiot not realizing it came from the white house

[monosylab1k]

Why wouldn't I?

I mean, considering how often you’ve been exposed as a feckless, unintelligent weiner of a manbaby, devoid of any self respect, desperate for someone else to tell him what & how to think, it seems like maybe you’d just move along, but then again a person like that probably thinks to themself “I am totally nailing this” every time you get savagely shat upon, so.......carry on I suppose.

[RandomGuy]

Nation Stunned That There Is Someone in White House Capable of Writing an Editorial

WASHINGTON —Millions of Americans were startled by the revelation on Wednesday afternoon that there was someone working in the Trump White House capable of writing an entire editorial, reports indicate.

In a nation already rocked by a series of bombshells since Labor Day, the news that an anonymous senior White House official had the command of the English language necessary to compose a seemingly coherent Op-Ed (https://www.nytimes.com/2018/09/05/opinion/trump-white-house-anonymous-resistance.html) piece suitable for publication in a major newspaper was perhaps the most improbable development of all.

Davis Logsdon, a professor of linguistics at the University of Minnesota, said that a team of language experts under his supervision has

studied the Op-Ed word by word and is “in a state of disbelief” that someone currently working for Donald J. Trump could have written it.

“There are complete sentences,

there are well-structured paragraphs,

there is subject-verb agreement,” he said.

“This does not appear to be the work of any White House staffer we’re familiar with.”

Stressing that he and his team of linguists are “not even close” to determining the author, Logsdon said that they were currently using the process of elimination to whittle down the list of possible scribes.

“Based on the mastery of language that we see here,

it’s not

Sarah Huckabee Sanders,

John Kelly,

Stephen Miller, or

Kellyanne Conway, and

it’s definitely not Jared,”

he said.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/nation-stunned-that-there-is-someone-in-white-house-capable-of-writing-an-editorial (https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/nation-stunned-that-there-is-someone-in-white-house-capable-of-writing-an-editorial)

How sad is it, that this satire almost sounds true?

[RandomGuy]

1037524095968206848

Coming on the heels of the Woodward book, the op-ed, Amarosa, and the RECORD turnover, with EVERYONE saying pretty much the same thing, it matters not one squirt of shit how senior the person is at this point.

Your party of gullible morons picked a fucking idiot out of no fewer than SIXTEEN options.

What does it say about your party that they looked around and picked this infantile incompetent boob?







I await your dull-witted, and predictable response that deflects any kind of responsibility.