Woman mistakes dynamite for candlestick

[SpursforSix]

BRIDGEPORT, Conn. (CBS) – A Connecticut woman mistakenly lit a stick of dynamite instead of a candle during a power outage and suffered severe injuries Thursday night, police said.

https://boston.cbslocal.com/2018/09/07/woman-mistakes-dynamite-stick-for-candle-in-power-outage-suffers-extreme-injuries/

[Avante]

Which goes to show always know where your dynamite sticks are kept. We keep all of ours in a box labeled....BOOM....in the garage on a top shelf. I guess we should keep at least one handy just in case.....ah....hmmm?

[Xevious]

That woman hadn't seen The Goonies apparently.

[DJR210]

Which goes to show always know where your dynamite sticks are kept.

:lmao about the only funny thing you've ever typed here

[SpursforSix]

I can’t believe she didn’t dieded.
I’d like to have seen how it played out.
Did she light it and then see a “TNT” label?
Did she wonder why it started fizzing?
Was there any “oh shit” moment?

[Darth_Pelican]

I can’t believe she didn’t dieded.
I’d like to have seen how it played out.
Did she light it and then see a “TNT” label?
Did she wonder why it started fizzing?
Was there any “oh shit” moment?

Bend over, I’ll show you an “oh shit” moment.