**OFFICIAL Week 2 Game Thread Sponsored By Myles Jack wasnt down***

[Holden_Caulfield]

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This Week at a Glance
NFL
September 16, 2018All listings are unofficial and subject to change. Check back often for updates.

NATIONAL BROADCASTS
Thursday Night: Baltimore @ Cincinnati (NFLN)
Sunday Night: NY Giants @ Dallas (NBC)
Monday Night: Seattle @ Chicago (ESPN)


CBS EARLY
http://506sports.com/2018/02-CBS-E.png█ Anchorage
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu

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Kansas City @ Pittsburgh
Ian Eagle, Dan Fouts

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Miami @ NY Jets
Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon

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Houston @ Tennessee
Andrew Catalon, James Lofton

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Indianapolis @ Washington
Spero Dedes, Adam Archuleta

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LA Chargers @ Buffalo
Tom McCarthy, Steve Beuerlein

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NO GAME due to local home game on FOX



CBS LATEhttp://506sports.com/2018/02-CBS-L-V2.png█ Anchorage
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu

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New England @ Jacksonville
Jim Nantz, Tony Romo

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Oakland @ Denver
Greg Gumbel, Trent Green, Bruce Arians



FOX SINGLEhttp://506sports.com/2018/02-FOX-V3.png█ Anchorage
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu

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Minnesota @ Green Bay
Kevin Burkhardt, Charles Davis

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Philadelphia @ Tampa Bay
Kenny Albert, Ronde Barber, Tiki Barber

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Cleveland @ New Orleans
Chris Myers, Daryl Johnston

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Carolina @ Atlanta
Dan Hellie, Greg Jennings

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Detroit @ San Francisco (LATE)
Thom Brennaman, Chris Spielman

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Arizona @ LA Rams (LATE)
Dick Stockton, Mark Schlereth

[Millennial_Messiah]

Joe Buck no longer doing Sunday games. Bizarre.


All I have to say about this week is:::::

GO JAGS GO!!!!! RAWR

[Millennial_Messiah]

Excellent news for Jags fans as well as fans of fair NFL football:

https://www.fantasypros.com/nfl/news/175609/leonard-fournette-hamstring-likely-to-play.php

[Darth_Pelican]

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[leemajors]

This is great news because Joe Buck sucks.

[spurraider21]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZN4HRNuvEU

[Avante]

Couldn't care less about TV announcers, total non factor.

[Trainwreck2100]

Joe Buck no longer doing Sunday games. Bizarre.


All I have to say about this week is:::::

GO JAGS GO!!!!! RAWR

what do you mean he's not doing sundays anymore?

[Avante]

Sometime tonight I expect to hear....he has world class speed....talking about the Bengals WR John Ross. And he is fast a combine record...4.22. But.....he does not possess world class type speed, trust me.

He has a 10.66PR, the womens WR...10.49.

[Silver&Black]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZN4HRNuvEU

Pretty sure I've posted that same vid a couple times on here....

A gotdamn shame. Can't wait till Joe Buck calls it a career.

[Silver&Black]

IF (and it's a big IF) Fitzmagic plays well again and beats the defending SB Champs.....it's bye bye Winston.

The Cycle will officially start over in Tampa.

[Holden_Caulfield]

bengals might win the division :lol

[spurraider21]

Pretty sure I've posted that same vid a couple times on here....

A gotdamn shame. Can't wait till Joe Buck calls it a career.
he's gotta be doing this on purpose


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uoACQyN_mM

[Chinook]

Holy fuck this is bad. I don't think this is a talent thing either. The Ravens just don't look prepared to play an NFL game right now. Dunno if it would have been different on a Sunday, but it certainly isn't fun to watch right now.

[Holden_Caulfield]

damn i shouldve kept Dalton as my fantasy QB this week

[spurraider21]

these lamar jackson trick plays are so forced and unnececessary. just use john brown

[Chinook]

these lamar jackson trick plays are so forced and unnececessary. just use john brown

What? The Jackson plays have all been good tonight except for that really dumb reverse attempt. Each other one has gotten at least five yards. I don't think Jackson should get the ball if he's not already in the backfield, though. It's just too obvious when he's out wide.

I also don't get much of a shit about what Troy said. Flacco had years of decline before all this happened. He doesn't get to tell the coaching staff to not do things because of his pride.

[spurraider21]

that back shoulder throw by dalton on 3rd was nuts

[Holden_Caulfield]

lol damn dalton. taking a page from fitzmagic

[Robz4000]

God damn, my picks are becoming Avante-esque. I need to stop going with my gut for awhile.

[SuperCam]

Flucco :lmao

[TheCultOfPersonality]

I haven't watched the entire game, but this is the second time I saw the Bengals defense screw up on intercepting Flacco.

[Chinook]

That was bullshit. Illegal contact? Maybe. PI? Sucks. Even as a Ravens fan.

[Holden_Caulfield]

Lmao cincy bailing out Crabtree

[TheCultOfPersonality]

So basically Marvin Lewis is an idiot.

[spurraider21]

So basically Marvin Lewis is an idiot.
yup. he totally should have known crabtree would commit a penalty

[Chinook]

Can't say Joe looks good, but I'm glad he threw that last ball rather than getting strip-sacked. It was close.

[Robz4000]

Joe Flacco starting to play like Joe Bags.

[Robz4000]

Nevermind.

[spurraider21]

Joe Flacco starting to play like Joe Bags.
Joe Sharona

one hit wonder

[Millennial_Messiah]

Sometime tonight I expect to hear....he has world class speed....talking about the Bengals WR John Ross. And he is fast a combine record...4.22. But.....he does not possess world class type speed, trust me.

He has a 10.66PR, the womens WR...10.49.
His acceleration is average WR at best. He's a long speed demon though.

[Chinook]

The Ravens HAVE to be the worst hurry-up team in the league. Flacco never gets a snap off in less than 15 seconds no matter how fast everyone else on the O moves.

[Millennial_Messiah]

bengals might win the division :lol

I spent most of my August this year in Cincinnati. Working by days, making love to a musician named Mara Snyder by nights.


I'm the ultimate good luck charm. Should have spent my August in Arlington. Fuck me

[Millennial_Messiah]

what do you mean he's not doing sundays anymore?

He's doing TNF these days. Still expect to see him late season and in the playoffs as Fox's #1.


Expect to see a heavy dose of Kenny Albert's "3rd down, *insert team* must get to the *insert number* yard line" on marquee NFC matchups on Sundays this year. Which is fine by me.

[Avante]

His acceleration is average WR at best. He's a long speed demon though.

Wrong.

You don't run a 4.22 40 but only a 10.66 100m having what you talked about. You have it backwards.

He is not a long range speed demon, cat never broke 21.00 for 200m.

10.66 won't win a big HS meet.

Ross never ran track at Washington, so he didn't trian for speed endurance. He has football speed, 40 yards acceleration. Legit sprintes are still shifting gears at 40 yards, ya see the longer it takes to hit topend/MV the less decelleration phase.

[Trainwreck2100]

He's doing TNF these days. Still expect to see him late season and in the playoffs as Fox's #1.


Expect to see a heavy dose of Kenny Albert's "3rd down, *insert team* must get to the *insert number* yard line" on marquee NFC matchups on Sundays this year. Which is fine by me.

what are you talking about the thursday guys pull double duty

[Rob Gronkowski]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZN4HRNuvEU
:lmao

and then when Randy Moss fake moons the crowd he treats it like a war crime.

[Holden_Caulfield]

which quarter will Arod dieded

[Millennial_Messiah]

which quarter will Arod dieded

None. He is the GOAT and a prototype of the toughest QB to ever play... Brett Favre. Their friendship was a little rocky around 2007-2009 or so, but they've certainly made amends. Rodgers has the spirit of Favre.

No ligament damage in the knee (hit didn't look too bad IMO even in slow motion), just swelling and bruising... will take 2-3 months to fully heal, but playing on it can't make the injury worse.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Minnesota 17
Green Bay 41


is my prediction


I think today is the day the Vikings' defense finally gets exposed.

[Millennial_Messiah]

FitzMAGIC strikes again


Jalen Mills... YOU SUCK.

[DeadlyDynasty]

These Bucs receivers are gonna be pissed when Winston returns

[Clipper Nation]

Luck is back :worthy:

[DeadlyDynasty]

Luck looks in pre-injury form

[Millennial_Messiah]

These Bucs receivers are gonna be pissed when Winston returns

I'm the Bucs, I consider trading Winston for a 2nd rounder and taking a QB high the next draft.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Mike Tomlin is such a shitty coach:lol

[Robz4000]

Could Mahomes be the one to break the Big 12 curse?

[Millennial_Messiah]

CHIEEEEEEEEFS.


All they needed to finally overcome the pesky Squealers is to change QBs. Who knew?

[Robz4000]

Cum dieded

[Silver&Black]

These Bucs receivers are gonna be pissed when Winston returns

You shut your whore mouth.

[Clipper Nation]

CHIEEEEEEEEFS.


All they needed to finally overcome the pesky Squealers is to change QBs. Who knew?
Anyone who realized that Alex Smith was their quarterback.

[SuperCam]

Killa' Cam :wow

[SuperCam]

Who Cam WHOA :worthy:

[SuperCam]

Who Cam WHOA :worthy:


He's our entire offense again.

[HarlemHeat37]

Cam has a lot of flaws as a thrower, but can't deny that he's been forced to carry a horrendous team for the past 3 years..

[HarlemHeat37]

Michael Thomas and Ginn have fumbled, Brees completely missed 2 wide open TDs, their kicker just missed a 40-yard FG, yet the Browns still aren't winning:lol a week after forcing 5 turnovers at home and not winning..

[Silver&Black]

:lol NFL = Fucked

[AlexJones]

The Saints had a slow start last year and went 12-4, probably a mistake away from winning the SB.

They're going to start crushing it pretty soon. Philly, Minny, LA are all overrated as hell. Packers don't have enough around the GOAT. Saints vs Pats SB

[Silver&Black]

It's not all fitzmagic. Our oline giving him all day.

[Robz4000]

Steelerefs

[jeebus]

Shittsburgh getting food stamps from the refs

[Clipper Nation]

Steelerefs have taken over. Just cringeworthy officiating.

[DeadlyDynasty]

fuckin christ are you kidding me with that no call?

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Just saw another replay, and Ben was so far over the LOS, it's not even funny. What a joke.

[HarlemHeat37]

The Saints had a slow start last year and went 12-4, probably a mistake away from winning the SB.

They're going to start crushing it pretty soon. Philly, Minny, LA are all overrated as hell. Packers don't have enough around the GOAT. Saints vs Pats SB

I don't see it this year, continuity isn't big in the NFL like it is in the NBA..Brees is going to be finished at some point, it's inevitable, might be now..

[Will Hunting]

I don't see it this year, continuity isn't big in the NFL like it is in the NBA..Brees is going to be finished at some point, it's inevitable, might be now..
Their defense last year was really fluky too. A lot of the best performers from last year are unlikely to keep it going (Lattimore being the obvious example).

[Millennial_Messiah]

The Saints had a slow start last year and went 12-4, probably a mistake away from winning the SB.

They're going to start crushing it pretty soon. Philly, Minny, LA are all overrated as hell. Packers don't have enough around the GOAT. Saints vs Pats SB

Can it be anyone besides the Cheats in the AFC for a change, pleeeeeeeease?

I was hoping Jax but Bortles sucks dog dick. AFC is overall weaker... maybe one of the AFC West teams?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Viqueen's defense showing its true colors, getting exposed just like in last year's championship game :lmao

[Trainwreck2100]

goddamn how does james lofton still have a job, he must work for free

[Beartrucci]

Not even rooting for Packers, but wtf was that holding call? That's a terrible call and took away 4 points.

God damn these officials are awful.

[Robz4000]

How was that a touchback? Should've been a safety or TD for the Chargers. These new refs are absolutely awful.

[jeebus]

The game is so pussified that Captain Kirk should've been plastered but dude let him go for fear of a roughing the passer call. Fucking National Faggot League

[Will Hunting]

Can it be anyone besides the Cheats in the AFC for a change, pleeeeeeeease?

I was hoping Jax but Bortles sucks dog dick. AFC is overall weaker... maybe one of the AFC West teams?
I could see the Chiefs being a real threat if Maholmes keeps playing this well.

Even though Bortles sucks, the Jags might also be a particularly shitty matchup for New England because if its shitty offensive line.

[Clipper Nation]

Man, some of these throws that Ben's been forcing to Brown are just hideous.

[DeadlyDynasty]

The refs are determined to give Pittsburgh this game

[Clipper Nation]

The refs are determined to give Pittsburgh this game

That was actually a legit PI call for once, though.

[HarlemHeat37]

Alex Smith without Andy Reid's system:lol

Should be putting up monster numbers against the Colts, as does as opposing QB..

[Clipper Nation]

Mahomes is just too good. As soon as the Chiefs get a defense, they'll have the AFC on lock for at least a decade.

[Silver&Black]

One official called TD....the true Steeleref came in and said, "Hold up Buddy. I got this. Incomplete Pass."

[Pelicans78]

Mahomes is just too good. As soon as the Chiefs get a defense, they'll have the AFC on lock for at least a decade.

He’s gonna break the Big 12 curse.

[HarlemHeat37]

The Saints had a slow start last year and went 12-4, probably a mistake away from winning the SB.

They're going to start crushing it pretty soon. Philly, Minny, LA are all overrated as hell. Packers don't have enough around the GOAT. Saints vs Pats SB

Should I take the Niners today?

I see the obvious trap, Lions coming off a blowout loss and the Niners still being overrated from last year, but I really wanna bet against Matt Patricia:lol

[SuperCam]

Cam is surgical today once again... if Defense wasn't getting ethered this would be over tbh

[SuperCam]

jarius wright is our wr#1 :rollin

[Silver&Black]

jarius wright is our wr#1 :rollin

What's the deal with Olsen from last week? He dieded? Is it serious?

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol Viqueens pathetic defense

[SuperCam]

What's the deal with Olsen from last week? He dieded? Is it serious?

he's done tbqh, can't stay on the field last 1.5 season. will be continuing to audition this year for the TV gig he takes after he retires at the end of the season

[Clipper Nation]

Tyrod Taylor with a Peterman-esque throw.

[Silver&Black]

Browns gonna Brown.

They'll blow it.

[Millennial_Messiah]

One official called TD....the true Steeleref came in and said, "Hold up Buddy. I got this. Incomplete Pass."

At least the Chiefs still scored there... but man, they absolutely have to, because the Chiefs' defense is atrocious.

[Beartrucci]

Ah how lovely is it when we can see a huge play in the NFL without it being called back by an arbitrary holding penalty? Cousins to Diggs, that was awesome.

[Clipper Nation]

Jesus. That's 10 touchdowns already for Mahomes.

[Silver&Black]

:wow Mahomes

[Millennial_Messiah]

Team Leaders Cousins/Diggs trying to bail out that trash defense and oaf of a coach :lmao

[Beartrucci]

Vikings should be ahead right now if it weren't for that ridiculous holding call on the Graham TD

[Mark Celibate]

So are you telling me that texas tech has actually produced a player who’s not complete dog shit in the NFL?

[Silver&Black]

I won't blame Cum for that one......wait Yeah I will.

:lol Cum

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol Scam
:lol Clipper Nation

[Silver&Black]

:wow TyGOD

[Robz4000]

:wow Tyrod

[SuperCam]

:lol Scam
:lol Clipper Nation (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=28500)

bounced of CJ's hand, autistic faggot :rollin

[Silver&Black]

:lol The fucking Browns

[Will Hunting]

:lmao missed extra point

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Tyrod with a miraculous fluke TD to keep Buster Mayfield on the bench even longer.

[Robz4000]

Browns gonna Brown

[Will Hunting]

:lol Tyrod with a miraculous fluke TD to keep Buster Mayfield on the bench even longer.
:lol Buster Mayfield
:lol Baker Football

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Scam
:lol Clipper Nation (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=28500)
For once, that was the receiver's fault as opposed to Scam's usual inaccuracy.

[SuperCam]

greg jennings ripping these faggot wrs and anderson :lol

[Holden_Caulfield]

cant lose if you tie :lol

[Trainwreck2100]

dear God if you're out there please let the Browns tie again

[HarlemHeat37]

Browns kicker is pathetic, disgusting..

[Silver&Black]

It really doesn't matter. The Saints were gonna go down and get a FG anyways.

[Beartrucci]

They missed a game winning extra point? Good Lord they're cursed.

[Trainwreck2100]

They missed a game winning extra point? Good Lord they're cursed.

I mean Saints only needed a FG to win

[Beartrucci]

Here's Cousin's opportunity to be mentioned among the best QB's in league. 2 minute drill let's see what happens

[Canyonero]

Cleveland's sucking is not funny anymore

[Beartrucci]

Hahahahaha. So much for Cousin's moment

[Clipper Nation]

Team Leader Moore carrying Scam. And Scam's fanboys have the nerve to blame his supporting cast :lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

Viqueens are such a fraud...

[Millennial_Messiah]

Here's Cousin's opportunity to be mentioned among the best QB's in league. 2 minute drill let's see what happens

PICK. Lol viqueens

[Robz4000]

Browns kicker is pathetic, disgusting..

[Silver&Black]

0% chance this guy makes this kick

[Trainwreck2100]

gdamn foles that was a man's throw

[Robz4000]

:lmao holy shit Watson

[Silver&Black]

I'm getting nervous. Need a couple first downs.

[Beartrucci]

PICK. Lol viqueens

happened right after I posted that LOL. Wasn't Cousin's fault though

[Silver&Black]

Wats:loln

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Holy shit, what was Deshaun Watson doing there? That was Andy Reid-level clock management.

[jeebus]

I'm getting nervous. Need a couple first downs.
FitzGodrick has got this shit

[Beartrucci]

LOL Watson. Still an MVP candidate analysts? :cry

[jeebus]

C:lmaousins

[jeebus]

R:lmaoughing the passer. are you serious

[Beartrucci]

Wow you're not allowed to tackle qb's anymore lol. Let's just give the qb's flags and everyone else can be tackled

[TheCultOfPersonality]

That wasn't even roughing the passer. Matthews hit Cousins as he released the ball.

[Clipper Nation]

Team Leader Funchess carrying Scam in the clutch.

[HarlemHeat37]

Clay Matthews is the 2nd most overrated player of my generation, only behind JJ Watt IMO..

[Clipper Nation]

That Vikings TD brought to you by the refs.

[jeebus]

Nice drive, Vikrefs

[Robz4000]

31 secs left for Godgers

[jeebus]

Well, I see the NFL still sucks cock. No wonder they're bleeding viewers

[Clipper Nation]

Wow, weird how great Jimmy Graham looks with a real QB throwing to him instead of Struggle.

[Silver&Black]

FitzGodrick has got this shit

NFC South leading Buccaneers :hat

[jeebus]

Gotta hand it to Godgers for defying the refs and giving their kicker a chance.

[jeebus]

NFC South leading Buccaneers :hat

I already got the SB tattoo, sons.

[Clipper Nation]

NFC South leading Buccaneers :hat

The Cycle getting it done again.

[HarlemHeat37]

Rams are going to coast heavy today..probably will win by 3-7 at the very end .

[Beartrucci]

That Vikings TD brought to you by the refs.


It has to have been a "putting your full weight on qb" thing right? No way that was a late hit in the slightest. That might be the worst roughing the passer call I've ever seen, and I'm rooting for Vikings.

[Will Hunting]

Rams are going to coast heavy today..probably will win by 3-7 at the very end .
Cards +13.5 was one of the best bets this week imo

[Beartrucci]

We'll see if GB needs a FG or TD to win it here in a second...

yea with Rogers that is game. All they need is a fg

[AlexJones]

Tie coming up at Lambeau

[jeebus]

Packers o-line not giving a shit anymore

[Beartrucci]

Well damn never mind didn't see that happening :lol

[AlexJones]

Should I take the Niners today?

I see the obvious trap, Lions coming off a blowout loss and the Niners still being overrated from last year, but I really wanna bet against Matt Patricia:lol

Too bad DET got blown out on MNF. Would've been SF -4, that I would've hit.

[Silver&Black]

Pulling for the Packers/Vikes tie tbh.

[jeebus]

And the NFL has officially become soccer :lmao

[Silver&Black]

Pulling for the Packers/Vikes tie tbh.

:cheer:

[jeebus]

Meanwhile, Dan Bailey is sitting at home with his dick in his hand

[Robz4000]

:lmao holy shit Carlson

[TheCultOfPersonality]

First the Browns kicker now this guy.

[Beartrucci]

Nfl needs to figure out some way to avoid ties. It's just stupid and fucking annoying

[Millennial_Messiah]

NFL needs to fix ties this offseason... it ruins standings, it ruins everything.

[HarlemHeat37]

Vikings and Chargers, I don't understand how these teams can't find a kicker:lol

Should trade a 1st for Justin Tucker..

[jeebus]

Vikings and Chargers, I don't understand how these teams can't find a kicker:lol

Should trade a 1st for Justin Tucker..

Meanwhile, Dan Bailey trending on twitter

[HarlemHeat37]

Derek Carr and Jon Gruden vs. Case Keenum and Vance Joseph..might be the worst QB/coach matchups in a game in NFL history:lol

[Trainwreck2100]

there's absolutely nothing wrong with ties. For some reason the owners reduced the OT period to 10 mins though

[HarlemHeat37]

Meanwhile, Dan Bailey trending on twitter

Isn't he one of the most accurate kickers of all-time? Didn't follow the story, why did he get cut?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Nfl needs to figure out some way to avoid ties. It's just stupid and fucking annoying

They already shortened the OT quarters a bit which was understandable, but made this problem a lot worse.


They need to have a kick-off or something to avoid ties when OT ends in a tie... 50 yard FGs for the kickers in knock-out style elimination... basically each kicker gets 3 chances and then it's sudden death provided each kicker gets an equal amount of tries. No long snapping or blocking, just holding and kicking.

[Silver&Black]

As a guy who had to deal with Roberto Aguayo I feel these teams pain. There is nothing like having zero faith in your kicker.

Actually, it's worse.

:lol Spending a second round pick on that piece of shit

[Millennial_Messiah]

Isn't he one of the most accurate kickers of all-time? Didn't follow the story, why did he get cut?

He was making too much money. Also, he had a down year last year, and his hip was still sore from last year.

[Trainwreck2100]

Isn't he one of the most accurate kickers of all-time? Didn't follow the story, why did he get cut?

he got a little shook last season so i guess the cowboys thought he lost his confidence, i assume

[HarlemHeat37]

He was making too much money. Also, he had a down year last year, and his hip was still sore from last year.

Still, some of these teams have TERRIBLE kickers, might as well give him a shot..

[jeebus]

Isn't he one of the most accurate kickers of all-time? Didn't follow the story, why did he get cut?
If I recall, he missed like one or two during practice and the Cowboys cut him since they felt it was a recurring thing :lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

Still, some of these teams have TERRIBLE kickers, might as well give him a shot..
Minnesota has to find a better one THIS week... cost them the regular season NFC North title game...

[AlexJones]

Niggas thought the Bills were going to get anywhere near 7 wins? Lmao

OAK under 8.5, BUF under 6.5, SF under 8.5 easiest winners of all time

[Beartrucci]

I don't blame the kickers here. I blame the NFL completely. Institute something like the college thing where they start at the 25 yard line and each get chances to score. Anything but a fucking tie.

[Holden_Caulfield]

jags baby taking the lead only to choke it to brady in the 4th :lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

Niggas thought the Bills were going to get anywhere near 7 wins? Lmao

not me, I had BUF going 2-14 and this was my July prediction


they have no offense... no QB, no OL, old running back who relies on speed and zone blocking, no receivers, old ass defense, very little young talent on defense.

[HarlemHeat37]

Niggas thought the Bills were going to get anywhere near 7 wins? Lmao

OAK under 8.5, BUF under 6.5, SF under 8.5 easiest winners of all time

Easiest o/u I've taken since the Lakers o/u at 30 wins in Kobe's return season from the Achilles:lol

[Monostradamus]

Maybe Jacksonville will beat our asses so bad that Bill actually signs Dez :lol

[Trainwreck2100]

If I recall, he missed like one or two during practice and the Cowboys cut him since they felt it was a recurring thing :lol

meanwhile their new kicker is .000

[Millennial_Messiah]

I don't blame the kickers here. I blame the NFL completely. Institute something like the college thing where they start at the 25 yard line and each get chances to score. Anything but a fucking tie.

No, the college OT rules are cheesy.


Make it more about the kickers... after all, it's FOOTball. When OT ends in a tie, you have 50 yard FG kick-offs, 3 rounds plus sudden death, and the winning kicker receives 3 points and his team wins.

[Millennial_Messiah]

meanwhile their new kicker is .000

as is the Viqueens :lmao


Viqueens :lol
Pukers :lol


GOAT Rodgers gonna go 8-7-1 again this year with a trash ass OL and defense

[Beartrucci]

No, the college OT rules are cheesy.


Make it more about the kickers... after all, it's FOOTball. When OT ends in a tie, you have 50 yard FG kick-offs, 3 rounds plus sudden death, and the winning kicker receives 3 points and his team wins.

i don't love them either, but it's better than this. That's why I said "something like"


i thought about a kickoff as well, but I don't want to see kickers become more important. I've always wanted the opposite really.

[Millennial_Messiah]

i don't love them either, but it's better than this. That's why I said "something like"


i thought about a kickoff as well, but I don't want to see kickers become more important. I've always wanted the opposite really.

What I really don't like is how the college OT rules inflate stats and scores. Makes defenses look a lot worse than they are.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Keelan Cole with a pretty good catch there.

[Clipper Nation]

Keelan Cole with a pretty good catch there.

That's underselling it. That was one of the best catches ever.

[Clipper Nation]

Nfl needs to figure out some way to avoid ties. It's just stupid and fucking annoying

Here's the solution: play better.

This isn't povertyball, where most games are 0-0 ties. Ties aren't that common, and there's a long list of things the league needs to fix before even thinking about ties.

[Millennial_Messiah]

That's underselling it. That was one of the best catches ever.

Fitting that he also caught the TD on the same drive

[Millennial_Messiah]

Here's the solution: play better.

This isn't povertyball, where most games are 0-0 ties. Ties aren't that common, and there's a long list of things the league needs to fix before even thinking about ties.
Every single time there's a tie it's because of shit ass kicking

[Millennial_Messiah]

Clipper Nation


Are you concerned about the Chargers defense? They gave up 20 and a lot of offense to a really bad team today.

[Trainwreck2100]

Clipper Nation


Are you concerned about the Chargers defense? They gave up 20 and a lot of offense to a really bad team today.

he knows his team is ass.

[Clipper Nation]

Every single time there's a tie it's because of shit ass kicking

And Dan Bailey still hasn't been signed by anyone yet. Shit-ass kicking is the teams' fault, not the league's fault.

[Millennial_Messiah]

great day for Dallas, Tampa, and a lot of the NFC today with all the big teams that lost/tied today

[Millennial_Messiah]

And Dan Bailey still hasn't been signed by anyone yet. Shit-ass kicking is the teams' fault, not the league's fault.

they should make icing kickers a 5 yard penalty in OT

also no kick blocking in OT... just a hold and kick.

[Beartrucci]

Every single time there's a tie it's because of shit ass kicking

This is accurate. Attributing ties (especially today's one) to anything but shit kicking is being disingenuous. And like I said I don't blame the kicker. That's a really strange job that has a ridiculous amount of pressure at the end of games. It's a terrible system if we're watching ties because one single seemingly unimportant guy that no one cares about chokes. It's just fucking stupid.

[Clipper Nation]

they should make icing kickers a 5 yard penalty in OT

also no kick blocking in OT... just a hold and kick.

Yes, that's exactly what the modern NFL needs: more special snowflake rules to inflate scoring.

[HarlemHeat37]

Bills @ Vikings next week..I wonder how high that line would have to be for me to fade it:lol

[Darth_Pelican]

:lol Browns

[Spurtacular]

No, the college OT rules are cheesy.


Make it more about the kickers... after all, it's FOOTball. When OT ends in a tie, you have 50 yard FG kick-offs, 3 rounds plus sudden death, and the winning kicker receives 3 points and his team wins.

Extend OT to 20 min and make a TD the only allowable score. First TD wins.

[Millennial_Messiah]

This is accurate. Attributing ties (especially today's one) to anything but shit kicking is being disingenuous. And like I said I don't blame the kicker. That's a really strange job that has a ridiculous amount of pressure at the end of games. It's a terrible system if we're watching ties because one single seemingly unimportant guy that no one cares about chokes. It's just fucking stupid.
last week's game was because of 2 missed kicks inside the 40 in ot

[Millennial_Messiah]

Extend OT to 20 min and make a TD the only allowable score. First TD wins.

how about just get rid of the clock entirely?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Bills @ Vikings next week..I wonder how high that line would have to be for me to fade it:lol

Bills 15
Viqueens 14


Stephen Hauschka 5-5 FG

Viqueens shitty kicker Carlson 0-4 FG :lol


Diggs and Thielen each catch a beautiful TD, but they still lose.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Fuck the Red Cross tbh. They take roughly 40% of donations for their own profit, and you can't donate to a specific cause. Such a scam.

[Spurtacular]

how about just get rid of the clock entirely?

Doubt the Players Association goes for that. They ain't gonna make any extra money to beat each other up for a couple extra hours.

[Beartrucci]

how about just get rid of the clock entirely?

Because football is too brutal on the body. I would think that's the point of wrapping it up quickly which is why something similar to the college OT system makes sense. It's entertaining and teams don't have to go the length of the field to score.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Cheatriots continue to get preferential treatment from Kraft's butt buddy Goodell.. disgusting.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Chiefs look almost exactly like the 2013 Broncos...


- QB on record TD pace... check
- defense can't stop a damn thing... check

[Arcadian]

Man, we always lose to the Chiefs. At least Ben got me 39 in fantasy.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Doubt the Players Association goes for that. They ain't gonna make any extra money to beat each other up for a couple extra hours.
agreed... that's why the kickoff suggestion is the only thing that works.

Makes the kickers more important, the title "football" more relevant, and might increase kicker salaries.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Man, we always lose to the Chiefs. At least Ben got me 39 in fantasy.
dafuq????????

[Canyonero]

wtf happened with Vontae Davis? :lmao:lmao

[Spurtacular]

agreed... that's why the kickoff suggestion is the only thing that works.

Makes the kickers more important, the title "football" more relevant, and might increase kicker salaries.

What was the original idea? I just jumped in tail end of the convo.

[Monostradamus]

Patriots have two shitty McCourtys now :lmao

[Robz4000]

wtf happened with Vontae Davis? :lmao:lmao

Just saw that myself. What a puss move but still...:lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

What was the original idea? I just jumped in tail end of the convo.

50 yard field goal Kick-offs if the OT period ends in a tie.


RULES:

- No OL, DL, kick block, FG return team. Only a holder and a kicker. Ball is held at the 40 yard line, so it's a 50 yard kick.

- Each kicker gets 3 chances... after that, it's knockout-style sudden death, meaning each kicker must have the same number of opportunities, if one kicker has made more (after, say, 4th set) then that kicker is the winner

- Winning kicker receives 3 points, both for himself and his team, and the team wins.

[Millennial_Messiah]

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!


And they get the ball to start the 3rd quarter.... STEP ON THEIR THROATS this time for god's sake, Small Balls Doug... prove to the world you aren't Small Balls Doug anymore... please!

[Kyle Orton]

Will that announcer get fired for saying the cards playing zone d for PP is like getting out of prison

[Clipper Nation]

Bortles will choke per par.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Patriots have two shitty McCourtys now :lmao

What? D. McCourty is always rated an 92 on Madden, so I assume he's one of the best in the NFL. J. McCourty is consistently in the mid 80s.

[spurraider21]

raiders with another solid first half... but denver is just awful tbh

[Millennial_Messiah]

Will that announcer get fired for saying the cards playing zone d for PP is like getting out of prison

Peterson is a man corner, though, tbh

[Millennial_Messiah]

raiders with another solid first half... but denver is just awful tbh

Know what that tells me???


Seattle is going 2-14 this year. :smokin

[Spurtacular]

50 yard field goal Kick-offs if the OT period ends in a tie.


RULES:

- No OL, DL, kick block, FG return team. Only a holder and a kicker. Ball is held at the 40 yard line, so it's a 50 yard kick.

- Each kicker gets 3 chances... after that, it's knockout-style sudden death, meaning each kicker must have the same number of opportunities, if one kicker has made more (after, say, 4th set) then that kicker is the winner

- Winning kicker receives 3 points, both for himself and his team, and the team wins.

I could go with that in the regular season. Would you want a Super Bowl potentially resolved in that manner?

[Millennial_Messiah]

So, Tampon Tom is 1-8 in games played at 90 degrees Fahrenheit or greater. A handful of those losses in Miami.


Let's make it 1-9, baby :toast

[Blake]

Cards +13.5 was one of the best bets this week imo

Lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

I could go with that in the regular season. Would you want a Super Bowl potentially resolved in that manner?

For the Super Bowl / playoffs, the clock is already irrelevant as there are no ties, so it doesn't matter.

[Will Hunting]

Lol
:lol Avante-esk prediction on my part

Good thing I don’t bet at all anymore.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Lol

didn't you use to be an Eagle fan??

[Will Hunting]

What? D. McCourty is always rated an 92 on Madden, so I assume he's one of the best in the NFL. J. McCourty is consistently in the mid 80s.
Devin McCourty is one of the most overrated players in the NFL and a lot of his big plays were due to elite corner play from Regus/Malcolm Butler. Without either one I could see him slipping a lot this year.

[FrostKing]

Lol @ NFL

Not showing Jags vs Pats on Night Showcase.

Protect the product?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Jaguars may have lost the game by not scoring the TD there

[Millennial_Messiah]

Devin McCourty is one of the most overrated players in the NFL and a lot of his big plays were due to elite corner play from Regus/Malcolm Butler. Without either one I could see him slipping a lot this year.

McCourty was one of the elite young corners in the NFL in the late 2000s/early 2010s until Belichick inexplicably moved him to safety about 3/4 of the way through the 2012 regular season, prior to the home loss against the 49ers.

I still have no idea why NE did that.

[Spurtacular]

For the Super Bowl / playoffs, the clock is already irrelevant as there are no ties, so it doesn't matter.

Don't know what you're talking about. I thought we were talking about how to decide the winner. Do you want a Super Bowl to be decided on a kicking contest?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Campbell down. If he's out for the season, big loss for Jaguars both for this game and the rest of 2018.

[spurraider21]

wow that actually looked like derek carr again

[Millennial_Messiah]

Don't know what you're talking about. I thought we were talking about how to decide the winner. Do you want a Super Bowl to be decided on a kicking contest?

Nope. That's why what I said was relevant.


Playoffs keep the same rules... play OT until you have a winner.


Regular season, to avoid ties... use my kick-off idea.


Ties are okay in the preseason, I guess.

[Millennial_Messiah]

wow that actually looked like derek carr again

Good, or bad? I'm not watching that game

[Spurtacular]

Lol @ NFL

Not showing Jags vs Pats on Night Showcase.

Protect the product?

I'm used to it. I woke up at least hoping to watch an epic Vikings vs. Packers match-up and was hit by Chargers vs. Bills on CBS and nothing on the FOX early slot. They subject SoCal residents to Chargers, Niners, Raiders, Rams all year long and then don't even bother to give us the extra fourth slot to be able to follow the national games more. Every other market just about is just one team (and division rivals), so they're usually getting the premium games.

I turned that shit off and went back to bed. I'm not gonna reward the NFL and their sponsors by watching their shitty games. Haven't watched a live snap all day. As is often the case, I won't watch anything til Sunday night if I remember and/or care.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Arizona has no offense, no QB, no nothing right now... their best 2 players are a zone corner and a 40 year old receiver... they won't win more than 4 games in that division or NFC in general

[Millennial_Messiah]

I'm used to it. I woke up at least hoping to watch an epic Vikings vs. Packers match-up and was hit by Chargers vs. Bills on CBS and nothing on the FOX early slot. They subject SoCal residents to Chargers, Niners, Raiders, Rams all year long and then don't even bother to give us the extra fourth slot to be able to follow the national games more. Every other market just about is just one team (and division rivals), so they're usually getting the premium games.

I turned that shit off and went back to bed. I'm not gonna reward the NFL and their sponsors by watching their shitty games. Haven't watched a live snap all day. As is often the case, I won't watch anything til Sunday night if I remember and/or care.
Reddit nflstreams, n00b

[spurraider21]

good challenge there, that should be overturned. but tbh they probably would have flagged the PI if he didn't catch it. tough break.

[Millennial_Messiah]

I swear, if these Cheatriots aren't the luckiest goddamn team in NFL history.........

[Spurtacular]

Reddit nflstreams, n00b

They can fix their shit. I am not overly worried about doing hacky virus infested links and downloads.

[Will Hunting]

McCourty was one of the elite young corners in the NFL in the late 2000s/early 2010s until Belichick inexplicably moved him to safety about 3/4 of the way through the 2012 regular season, prior to the home loss against the 49ers.

I still have no idea why NE did that.
He was really good his rookie year but fell off a cliff after that which is why he was moved to safety. He looked like a future HOFer as a rookie but inexplicably dropped off after that.

[Clipper Nation]

And the Jags' choke begins. It's already obvious that the Patriots are getting another easy ride to the Super Bowl, tbh - just no other real contenders in the AFC.

[Millennial_Messiah]

That scrub Chark just cost Jacksonville the 2018 season. Hope you're proud of yourself, rookie. :pctoss

[Will Hunting]

And the Jags' choke begins. It's already obvious that the Patriots are getting another easy ride to the Super Bowl, tbh - just no other real contenders in the AFC.
This Patriots team gets destroyed by Mahomes (unless Andy Reid coaches them out of a win)

[Millennial_Messiah]

They can fix their shit. I am not overly worried about doing hacky virus infested links and downloads.

I've streamed thousands of NBA and NFL games since 2008 and haven't gotten a virus.

[Millennial_Messiah]

This Patriots team gets destroyed by Mahomes (unless Andy Reid coaches them out of a win)

And you don't think Tampon Tom can score 50+ points against that swiss cheese KC defense?

[Spurtacular]

I've streamed thousands of NBA and NFL games since 2008 and haven't gotten a virus.

Post the link and I'll give it a look. I ain't digging through a bunch of reddit shit.

[Clipper Nation]

This Patriots team gets destroyed by Mahomes (unless Andy Reid coaches them out of a win)
Mahomes is legit, but the Chiefs don't have a defense. Right now they're like the '03 Chiefs with Trent Green - electric offense, fun regular season, but don't expect anything in the playoffs.