**OFFICIAL Week 5 Game Thread, Sponsored By Brees Making History

[Trainwreck2100]

please let this shit end in a tie, we were robbed last week,

[Spurtacular]

That was a helluva gap shoot at a helluva time.

[Trainwreck2100]

:lol coward ass garrett

[Spurtacular]

That was dreadful ball protection by Hopkins; very lucky.

[Silver&Black]

How hasn't Garrett been fired yet? I think he's got some serious dirt on Jerrah, tbh.

[Trainwreck2100]

How hasn't Garrett been fired yet? I think he's got some serious dirt on Jerrah, tbh.

jerrah just wants a yes man garrett knows his place

[Spurtacular]

:lol coward ass garrett

He doesn't even know how to ice the kicker; you're supposed to call the timeout right before the snap.

[RD2191]

:lmao cowboys. Fuck you Jerry. Eat shit you old bastard. Redheaded fuck of a head coach should've been dumped ages ago.

[Spurs Homer]

I've always hated Garrett. He will never be anything more than a .500 coach.

4TH & 1 in fuckin overtime - the pussy punts. On the fuckin 40 yard line.
Jeezus grow a fuckin pair and tell your team - "it's overtime - no time to punt - time to punch in a fuckin score"

[RD2191]

He doesn't even know how to ice the kicker; you're supposed to call the timeout right before the snap.

Stupid fuck iced his own kicker once. Piece of shit should've been fired on the spot.

[Spurtacular]

:lmao cowboys. Fuck you Jerry. Eat shit you old bastard. Redheaded fuck of a head coach should've been dumped ages ago.

He lost my respect when he knelt for the national anthem. Total bitch move by a billionaire yuppy.

[RD2191]

I've always hated Garrett. He will never be anything more than a .500 coach.

4TH & 1 in fuckin overtime - the pussy punts. On the fuckin 40 yard line.
Jeezus grow a fuckin pair and tell your team - "it's overtime - no time to punt - time to punch in a fuckin score"

He's a pathetic sack of shit. He's always coached not to lose. It's been his style for as long as I can remember.

[Millennial_Messiah]

seriously... who gives a fuck anymore about this faggot shit. So many niggеrs. 2 niggеr baboons pretending to be quarterbacks, a bunch of niggеr receivers doing dumb niggеr things, stupid niggеrs who are too weak and stupid to sack the stupid niggеr throwing the ball, niggеrs who can't catch, niggеrs who can't tackle, and fucking niggеr head coaches pretending to be white on the sideline. Why should I care about all these stupid ass niggеrs anyway. Anal fuck it. I'm out.

[Clipper Nation]

Like I said...


Until you realize that Jerruh is still the owner, Garrett is still the coach, and Dak is still the QB.

[Millennial_Messiah]

He lost my respect when he knelt for the national anthem. Total bitch move by a billionaire yuppy.
he just did it because he knows his team is a bunch of dirty fucking niggеrs tbh and he didn't want to get attacked and catch rabies or ebola

[RD2191]

seriously... who gives a fuck anymore about this faggot shit. So many niggеrs. 2 niggеr baboons pretending to be quarterbacks, a bunch of niggеr receivers doing dumb niggеr things, stupid niggеrs who are too weak and stupid to sack the stupid niggеr throwing the ball, niggеrs who can't catch, niggеrs who can't tackle, and fucking niggеr head coaches pretending to be white on the sideline. Why should I care about all these stupid ass niggеrs anyway. Anal fuck it. I'm out.

But tell us how you really feel..

[Pelicans78]

seriously... who gives a fuck anymore about this faggot shit. So many niggеrs. 2 niggеr baboons pretending to be quarterbacks, a bunch of niggеr receivers doing dumb niggеr things, stupid niggеrs who are too weak and stupid to sack the stupid niggеr throwing the ball, niggеrs who can't catch, niggеrs who can't tackle, and fucking niggеr head coaches pretending to be white on the sideline. Why should I care about all these stupid ass niggеrs anyway. Anal fuck it. I'm out.

Tonight was no different than usual. Part and Parcel of being a Cowboys fan.

[Millennial_Messiah]

But tell us how you really feel..

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[RD2191]

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Good good...let the butthurt flow through you.

[Spurtacular]

That hit on a defenseless receiver call at the end of the Min game is terrible. Dude's going for the hit and b/c it deflects at the last second (and he possibly doesn't even see it), he's supposed to stop the hit?

[spurraider21]

He lost my respect when he knelt for the national anthem. Total bitch move by a billionaire yuppy.
fake news. jerry never knelt during the anthem.

:lmao triggered by a non-existent event

[Spurtacular]

fake news. jerry never knelt during the anthem.

:lmao triggered by a non-existent event

Bitch move either way.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoPv5EsFb40

[spurraider21]

:lol before the anthem, then stood for it

:lmao derp

[jeebus]

He doesn't even know how to ice the kicker; you're supposed to call the timeout right before the snap.

Sure he does. http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-game-highlights/09000d5d824bd9ff/Garrett-ices-his-own-kicker

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

tbh i’d take Dak over Deshaun easily. Dak’s got quite possibly the worst receiver group in NFL history and is staying competitive in every game. Imagine if he had Deandre Hopkins.

Cowboys fans should really know better than to blame their QB for the mess the owner makes.

[Will Hunting]

tbh i’d take Dak over Deshaun easily. Dak’s got quite possibly the worst receiver group in NFL history and is staying competitive in every game. Imagine if he had Deandre Hopkins.

Cowboys fans should really know better than to blame their QB for the mess the owner makes.
Agreed, I didn’t think Watson was impressive at all last night. There were countless plays where he held the ball too long and ended up just chucking it in Hopkins’ direction. Everyone says Houston’s offensive line sucks but there were also plays where the Cowboys sold out on a blitz that Houston’s line picked up perfectly only for Watson to get skittish and try to scramble.

Dak’s two interceptions weren’t great passes but both of them hit the receiver on the hands and would have been caught by someone who actually deserves to be a starting receiver in the NFL. Hes definitely capable of being able to Russell Wilson his way to a Super Bowl with a good enough defense and supporting cast around him.

[djohn2oo8]

tbh i’d take Dak over Deshaun easily. Dak’s got quite possibly the worst receiver group in NFL history and is staying competitive in every game. Imagine if he had Deandre Hopkins.

Cowboys fans should really know better than to blame their QB for the mess the owner makes.
Lmao Dak has Ezekiel fucking Elliott for the ground game to make his system ass look good.

[benefactor]

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[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

Lmao Dak has Ezekiel fucking Elliott for the ground game to make his system ass look good.
Zeke has to stay in and block most passing downs because he blocks better than half the linemen and the receivers can’t get open fast enough. Deshaun gets all his yards from the threat of running, he looks pretty lost when he actually has to make a read in the pocket. Dak isn’t perfect but I think he’s a solid pocket passer when the front office puts him in a position to succeed.

[djohn2oo8]

Zeke has to stay in and block most passing downs because he blocks better than half the linemen and the receivers can’t get open fast enough. Deshaun gets all his yards from the threat of running, he looks pretty lost when he actually has to make a read in the pocket. Dak isn’t perfect but I think he’s a solid pocket passer when the front office puts him in a position to succeed.

Lol Deshaun has no offensive line. Nice try. Deshauns completion rate higher than Daks and also a higher QB rating

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

Lol Deshaun has no offensive line. Nice try. Deshauns completion rate higher than Daks
Oh he completes more passes? Swap Hopkins for Cole fucking Beasley, what’s his completion rate looking like?

[Darth_Pelican]

seriously... who gives a fuck anymore about this faggot shit. So many niggеrs. 2 niggеr baboons pretending to be quarterbacks, a bunch of niggеr receivers doing dumb niggеr things, stupid niggеrs who are too weak and stupid to sack the stupid niggеr throwing the ball, niggеrs who can't catch, niggеrs who can't tackle, and fucking niggеr head coaches pretending to be white on the sideline. Why should I care about all these stupid ass niggеrs anyway. Anal fuck it. I'm out.
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[Will Hunting]

https://nextgenstats.nfl.com/stats/passing#average-time-to-throw

Dak and Deshaun are both at the bottom of the league in terms of how long they hold onto the ball (Deshaun is on his own level of shitty with Josh allen though :lol) the difference is that Daks receivers are so shitty he usually doesn’t have a choice.

[djohn2oo8]

Oh he completes more passes? Swap Hopkins for Cole fucking Beasley, what’s his completion rate looking like?
Swap Ezekiel for Alfred Blue and Lamar Miller and how does Dak’s look then? Like barely a game manager.

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

Swap Ezekiel for Alfred Blue and Lamar Miller and how does Dak’s look then? Like barely a game manager.
:lmao you’re acting like Zeke was dominating on the ground last night, when he was almost as bad as Blue.

[djohn2oo8]

:lmao you’re acting like Zeke was dominating on the ground last night, when he was almost as bad as Blue.
Lol I’m talking long term. Oh and When Zeke isn’t producing good luck winning.

[Clipper Nation]

tbh i’d take Dak over Deshaun easily. Dak’s got quite possibly the worst receiver group in NFL history and is staying competitive in every game. Imagine if he had Deandre Hopkins.

Cowboys fans should really know better than to blame their QB for the mess the owner makes.
Dak was a mediocre game manager at best even when they had Dez.

[spurraider21]

:lmao you’re acting like Zeke was dominating on the ground last night, when he was almost as bad as Blue.
one could argue they were stacking the box against zeke giving favorable coverage outside for dak to exploit (with the likes of fucking allen hurns as his #1)

[spurraider21]

djohn2oo8 (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=14870) benefactor (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=13284)

rumor going around that they're gonna announce a major injury for watson soon, punctured lung.

texans-bills game is off the board at every sportsbook right now. zero credible reporting on it yet.

[Holden_Caulfield]

djohn2oo8 (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=14870) benefactor (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=13284)

rumor going around that they're gonna announce a major injury for watson soon, punctured lung.

texans-bills game is off the board at every sportsbook right now. zero credible reporting on it yet.
how long are we looking at with that injury? im in a 20 team league might need to add weeden :lol

[Raven]

good god watson ... you just never listen to my internet rants, do you...

[spurraider21]

it's all unverified lol... but its fascinating. still down on several sportsbooks from what i can see

[spurraider21]

refs aren't going to let Brees off the field... redskins made 2 third down stops, refs called a flag for the automatic first each time

[spurraider21]

i dont know what the redskins are trying to do on offense. they're not getting Reed/Davis involved in the pass game, and their entire third down strategy seems to be having alex smith throw contested downfield throws. i mean they had crowder, a slot guy, running a deep sideline route.

they're not working the middle of the field at all and smith is getting killed. saints are gonna run away with this. jay gruden has to be a lot smarter

[Holden_Caulfield]

Wtf is this a scrimmage

[Pelicans78]

i dont know what the redskins are trying to do on offense. they're not getting Reed/Davis involved in the pass game, and their entire third down strategy seems to be having alex smith throw contested downfield throws. i mean they had crowder, a slot guy, running a deep sideline route.

they're not working the middle of the field at all and smith is getting killed. saints are gonna run away with this. jay gruden has to be a lot smarter

They can’t block the Saints front four.

[spurraider21]

:lmao more deep sideline passes to slot specialist jamison crowder

[spurraider21]

They can’t block the Saints front four.
then they need to be peppering crowder/reed/davis with short throws down the middle. its the same thing the raiders did in week 1 against the rams when they relentlessly targeted jared cook

[Pelicans78]

Those early Redskins penalties enabled this onslaught.

[spurraider21]

first and goal at the 3.

hand it off to the scatback

:lmao

[Holden_Caulfield]

im still wondering why the fuck they went for 2 :lol

[Will Hunting]

:lol Alex Smith is so bad

[Pelicans78]

Smith is terrible.

[Pelicans78]

Questionable horse collar

[Pelicans78]

The NFC East is terrible.

[Darth_Pelican]

:lmao

[Pelicans78]

NFC East is wide open like a bloody rectum.

[Pelicans78]

Washington gave this guy 94 million.

[Pelicans78]

Kick the FG and take Brees out

[Millennial_Messiah]

Rodgers > Breesus >>> Tampon Tom

[Millennial_Messiah]

NFC East is wide open like a bloody rectum.

yup. 2013 all over again.

[spurraider21]

This is the worst I’ve seen smith play since pre-harbaugh niners

[Millennial_Messiah]

This is the worst I’ve seen smith play since pre-harbaugh niners

Does the NFC East even have a good quarterback?

[Arcadian]

Did Brees ever have a superstar WR?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Did Brees ever have a superstar WR?

Thomas might be his best yet... let's not pretend Marques Colston was anything better than an average possession receiver/red zone target that got lucky to play with Brees all those years.


Not a WR, but the younger version of Jimmy Graham was the best receiving target he ever had...


... while Aaron Rodgers gets the sad, broken down "can't catch the ball unless it's in the end zone" version of him.

[spurraider21]

Colston was quite good. Prime Jimmy Graham was a problem. Brandin Cooks is playing well for his third team now. And Michael Thomas is a top flight receiver right now.

[JasonGarrett]

:lmao
cowboys. Fuck you Jerry. Eat shit you old bastard. Redheaded fuck of a head coach should've been dumped ages ago.



I've always hated Garrett. He will never be anything more than a .500 coach.

4TH & 1 in fuckin overtime - the pussy punts. On the fuckin 40 yard line.
Jeezus grow a fuckin pair and tell your team - "it's overtime - no time to punt - time to punch in a fuckin score"

You faggots need to remember that it's a process.....a process..... A process and a continual cycle of making evaluations and looking at the tape...you see, I don't actually get better as a coach I just keep "evaluating" and looking at the tape....

[JasonGarrett]

:lmao you’re acting like Zeke was dominating on the ground last night, when he was almost as bad as Blue.

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[Robz4000]

Looks like the Eagles are trying to reacquire LaSean McCoy.

[Spurs Homer]

You faggots need to remember that it's a process.....a process..... A process and a continual cycle of making evaluations and looking at the tape...you see, I don't actually get better as a coach I just keep "evaluating" and looking at the tape....


Bend over - I'll show you a process! :lol