Unpopular opinion: Sex is overrated

[Millennial_Messiah]

It's true.


When you're a late teenager gearing up for your first time, you've got all the butterflies in your stomach, all the jitters rolling... it's crazy that this magical thing that has fluttered around like crazy since you were around 12, is actually going to happen.

Or maybe, you didn't plan it out. You met the pretty girl, got her number, then went out on a nice date, and didn't expect it to take such a physical turn on the same night. You didn't even think about protection. Fortunately, you lucked out by not getting her pregnant, but you probably lost the girl though. (That's how my first time went.)

Over time, as you go out and meet and ultimately have sex with more and more women, it slowly but surely starts to become a routine order of business. No more pregame jitters, no more excited awkwardness, no more mystique factor. Nope, it's mundane, it's routine, you've got it down pat how it's going to go, and at some points you're just waiting for it to be over... and you take extra caution to never cum inside of there if you're not wearing a condom.


Yep, it's true. Sex is overrated. I'm 24 years old now & can definitively say this. Not only is it routine, but the risks (your life getting ruined forever by an unexpected, unwanted pregnancy) just greatly outweigh the rewards (bragging rights?? ...it doesn't even stay hard inside of there at this point) and if I'm doing it for her sake I could just eat her out or suckle her titties to satisfy her good enough. I don't have sex with my wife because she's almost 31 and has admitted to trying to get pregnant in the past, so I stay away from that mess. I want a divorce, NOT a baby.

But yes. If you're young and inexperienced, by all means, have sex, but wrap it and/or pull out. If you fail to do those things, rush to CVS and buy her a pill. Done that 3 times for 2 different girls. It's expensive and just not worth it.

Better to get a woman who can cook amazing gourmet meals out of $7 worth of Walmart food... that type of woman will make you happy FOREVER.

[DAF86]

You are doing it wrong.

[baseline bum]

You are doing it wrong.

Nigga is probably batting for the wrong team. Would most likely be more comfortable behind the plate.

[TDMVPDPOY]

always the same shit right?....

[Spurtacular]

Nigga is probably batting for the wrong team. Would most likely be more comfortable behind the plate.

More like he's playing in a beer league, tbh. :lol

[Pavlov]

OP in a dry spell after being dumped.

[lebomb]

It's true.


When you're a late teenager gearing up for your first time, you've got all the butterflies in your stomach, all the jitters rolling... it's crazy that this magical thing that has fluttered around like crazy since you were around 12, is actually going to happen.

Or maybe, you didn't plan it out. You met the pretty girl, got her number, then went out on a nice date, and didn't expect it to take such a physical turn on the same night. You didn't even think about protection. Fortunately, you lucked out by not getting her pregnant, but you probably lost the girl though. (That's how my first time went.)

Over time, as you go out and meet and ultimately have sex with more and more women, it slowly but surely starts to become a routine order of business. No more pregame jitters, no more excited awkwardness, no more mystique factor. Nope, it's mundane, it's routine, you've got it down pat how it's going to go, and at some points you're just waiting for it to be over... and you take extra caution to never cum inside of there if you're not wearing a condom.


Yep, it's true. Sex is overrated. I'm 24 years old now & can definitively say this. Not only is it routine, but the risks (your life getting ruined forever by an unexpected, unwanted pregnancy) just greatly outweigh the rewards (bragging rights?? ...it doesn't even stay hard inside of there at this point) and if I'm doing it for her sake I could just eat her out or suckle her titties to satisfy her good enough. I don't have sex with my wife because she's almost 31 and has admitted to trying to get pregnant in the past, so I stay away from that mess. I want a divorce, NOT a baby.

But yes. If you're young and inexperienced, by all means, have sex, but wrap it and/or pull out. If you fail to do those things, rush to CVS and buy her a pill. Done that 3 times for 2 different girls. It's expensive and just not worth it.

Better to get a woman who can cook amazing gourmet meals out of $7 worth of Walmart food... that type of woman will make you happy FOREVER.

This is what a lonely, ugly, gay, sittin in the corner smackin his tiny depressing cock havin faggot jackin off with his tears to tranny porn on the interwebs says.

[tlongII]

Dude just wants a divorce. Don't have to go to the sex is overrated card.

[BD24]

OP is a faggot per par.

[DJR210]

OP is a faggot for sharing this bullshit

[resistanze]

of course pussy is overrated when you actually desire dick tbh

[Allan Rowe vs Wade]

Dude just wants a divorce. Don't have to go to the sex is overrated card.

yes very sad

[Xevious]

You should have had the kid discussion way before you ever got married. You married an older woman who feels like her biological clock is ticking away. And here you are being a faggot, whining about "overrated sex".

[spurraider21]

incel

[DJR210]

incel

IMO "incel" is a shiny new term used at places where "faggot" will get you moderated.. Let's just keep it simple for OP

[spurraider21]

IMO "incel" is a shiny new term used at places where "faggot" will get you moderated.. Let's just keep it simple for OP
nah. dude's never touched a woman and now complains about sex. its just sour grapes

[Xevious]

Shit, I'm slow. I just realized who OP is. :lol

Explains a lot.

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

IMO "incel" is a shiny new term used at places where "faggot" will get you moderated.. Let's just keep it simple for OP
Incel accurately describes like half the people here :lol and faggot for the other half

[Joseph Kony]

i beg to differ sir. you just need a proper dicking. footlong chili cheese kony is always available if you're interested tbh

[Millennial_Messiah]

This is what a lonely, ugly, gay, sittin in the corner smackin his tiny depressing cock havin faggot jackin off with his tears to tranny porn on the interwebs says.

7.5 inches, not lonely, average looking, 100% straight, sitting in the living room, 7.5 inches, straight, not jacking off, and no tranny porn -- trannies are fucking disgusting.


Thank you.

[Millennial_Messiah]

OP in a dry spell after being dumped.

nah, I want to do the dumping


married


& next to last girl I sexed (actually two of them in a week) were just on the Kentucky side of Cincinnati when I was up there for August


yep, I cheated on the wife... cough, I meant female roommate.

[Millennial_Messiah]

incel
I haven't been an incel since 10th grade. Trust me on that one. But I was.

[Pavlov]

nah, I want to do the dumping


married


& next to last girl I sexed (actually two of them in a week) were just on the Kentucky side of Cincinnati when I was up there for August


yep, I cheated on the wife... cough, I meant female roommate.Sex is overrated but imma try to brag about it on a message board.

[Nivek_ogre]

What a faggot

[Fabbs]

... and you take extra caution to never cum inside of there if you're not wearing a condom.


But yes. If you're young and inexperienced, by all means, have sex, but wrap it and/or pull out.
Don't be a pussy if you accidently get her pregnant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP-Sxfntdb4

[BD24]

3.5 inches, incredibly lonely, hideous looking, 100% Bi, sitting in the living room, 3.5 inches, Bi, jacking off, and gay porn -- trannies are fucking beautiful.


Thank you.
FIFY

[LGBTQIAPK & G-D]

7.5 inches, not lonely, average looking, 100% straight, sitting in the living room, 7.5 inches, straight, not jacking off, and no tranny porn -- trannies are fucking disgusting.


Thank you.

You don't know what you're missing. Hit the town with reck and see.

[LaSíSí]

OP at the time of the posting

https://media1.tenor.com/images/730dfdfcd53644f8414498a826d5a46a/tenor.gif?itemid=4968526

OP on a date with an escort after saving up for the year.

https://media.giphy.com/media/e3WIP89SZXiOA/giphy.gif

[Flawless]

Dude, you sound pathetic, dont think this way. You had a bad experience, everyone else does too. Learn from this shit and grow the fuck up.

[DJR210]

If sex is overrated, why spend so much time jacking off watching successful people enjoy their life

[AaronY]

Incel accurately describes like half the people here :lol and faggot for the other half

Smh your post sounds just like what an incel homo would say tbh

[Spurtacular]

Smh your post sounds just like what an incel homo would say tbh

Pretty toothless stuff.

[FrostKing]

Delete facebook, lawyer up, hit the gym

[Mitch]

Andrew must be <4", only people saying these things lack the size to enjoy a good lay.

[lebomb]

He should try sex with a girl...............of course its overrated when he is with she-shafts.

[Chucho]

He should try sex with a girl...............of course its overrated when he is with she-shafts.


lebomb is the new Avante. He knows so much about one thing, he wont shut up about it. We get it lebomb, you know all about having sex with transvestites, no need to spam the thread telling everyone. Post a list.

[BD24]

lebomb is the new Avante. He knows so much about one thing, he wont shut up about it. We get it lebomb, you know all about having sex with transvestites, no need to spam the thread telling everyone. Post a list.
Don't go at my nigga lebomb like that :lol

[Chucho]

Don't go at my nigga lebomb like that :lol

My bad. It's one thing to point out his sexing of lady men but I guess I crossed the line at calling that tranny lover the new Avante. I apologize.

[BD24]

My bad. It's one thing to point out his sexing of lady men but I guess I crossed the line at calling that tranny lover the new Avante. I apologize.
:toast

[DMC]

It's true.


When you're a late teenager gearing up for your first time, you've got all the butterflies in your stomach, all the jitters rolling... it's crazy that this magical thing that has fluttered around like crazy since you were around 12, is actually going to happen.

Or maybe, you didn't plan it out. You met the pretty girl, got her number, then went out on a nice date, and didn't expect it to take such a physical turn on the same night. You didn't even think about protection. Fortunately, you lucked out by not getting her pregnant, but you probably lost the girl though. (That's how my first time went.)

Over time, as you go out and meet and ultimately have sex with more and more women, it slowly but surely starts to become a routine order of business. No more pregame jitters, no more excited awkwardness, no more mystique factor. Nope, it's mundane, it's routine, you've got it down pat how it's going to go, and at some points you're just waiting for it to be over... and you take extra caution to never cum inside of there if you're not wearing a condom.


Yep, it's true. Sex is overrated. I'm 24 years old now & can definitively say this. Not only is it routine, but the risks (your life getting ruined forever by an unexpected, unwanted pregnancy) just greatly outweigh the rewards (bragging rights?? ...it doesn't even stay hard inside of there at this point) and if I'm doing it for her sake I could just eat her out or suckle her titties to satisfy her good enough. I don't have sex with my wife because she's almost 31 and has admitted to trying to get pregnant in the past, so I stay away from that mess. I want a divorce, NOT a baby.

But yes. If you're young and inexperienced, by all means, have sex, but wrap it and/or pull out. If you fail to do those things, rush to CVS and buy her a pill. Done that 3 times for 2 different girls. It's expensive and just not worth it.

Better to get a woman who can cook amazing gourmet meals out of $7 worth of Walmart food... that type of woman will make you happy FOREVER.

You just roll up and suck their cocks.

[DMC]

Dude, you sound pathetic, dont think this way. You had a bad experience, everyone else does too. Learn from this shit and grow the fuck up.

That was spot on. Couldn't have said it better.