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HollywoodKobe
10-24-2005, 03:50 PM
The return of the purple and gold dynasty is upon us. Two huge wins over the always tough Bobcats. Kobe has found the return path to NBA glory. 52% shooting in the preseason.

You have that wild haired Manu dude...we have the versatile Lamar. You have that shrimp Parker...we have Mush, uh, I mean Smush. You have Duncan (had to look that one up)...we have the soon-to-be allstar Kwame. You have Nazr...we have the double/double machine Chris Mihm. You have Blowen...we have Kobe. You have Uncle Pops...we have the ZenMaster. You have the NBA trophy....we have a good sense of humour?
Kori Ellis
10-24-2005, 03:53 PM
:lmao

Good to see you, Hollywood.

Are the Lakers actually going to use Smush as their starter? I saw he's having a decent preseason, but that can't really be their plan, can it?
SmotPoker
10-24-2005, 03:53 PM
Poop, piss, semen, anal leakage, fart, Dirty sanchez, rim job, and Feces. Thats what I think about that.
Summers
10-24-2005, 03:57 PM
You can't knock a guy for being a good-natured homer. :)
HollywoodKobe
10-24-2005, 03:58 PM
Hi Kori. yeah, he's been starting all pre-season. He's gotten a little better since being abused by Baron Davis in that first game, but, yeah, it's a joke. They don't have a PG. That's fine for the offense because of the triangle, but I don't see how they're going to stop anyone on defense. I'd be shocked if this team won more games than last season. I'm setting the expectations low and hoping for the best!
cheguevara
10-24-2005, 04:02 PM
Smush,Kobe,Kwame,Lamar , the only thing scary is their names
Kori Ellis
10-24-2005, 04:03 PM
I'm setting the expectations low and hoping for the best!

Well that's all you can do.

You never know.. Chris Mihm could break out and put up monster stats. :)
Medvedenko
10-24-2005, 04:04 PM
If they stay healthy I see 45-50 wins...that's what they were last year prior to the head coach implosion and Kobe/Odom missing all those games. Now with that being said...their PG situation is pretty bad, plus their bench is sad. We'll see, Kobe's playing really well right now and Kwame is showing some nice plays. Funny post HK.
easjer
10-24-2005, 04:09 PM
:lol

Yeah, sense of humor certainly helps.

But what matter if anyone but Kobe plays well or if they have a pg - it's not as if he generally allows anyone else to touch the ball . . .
FromWayDowntown
10-24-2005, 04:10 PM
I don't know; with that lineup and the ZenMaster at the helm, I could see the Lakers putting together something like 80-82, maybe even 83 wins in the regular season. With that group, overachievement (even overachievement that defies the schedule) should never be discounted.

sigh

I actually miss the Lakers.
NuGGeTs-FaN
10-24-2005, 04:11 PM
'always tough' bobcats lol
NuGGeTs-FaN
10-24-2005, 04:14 PM
sorry to burst your bubble but Kobe sucked against the Nuggets in preseason and he played 30minutes
TOP-CHERRY
10-24-2005, 04:14 PM
sigh

I actually miss the Lakers.
As do I, man... As do I.
spurs_fan_in_exile
10-24-2005, 04:18 PM
:lol Always great to see people with a sense of humor around here, even if you're rooting for someone else. With any luck some people will keep Hollywood in mind before they start the annual race to lynch Pop.
SpursWoman
10-24-2005, 04:44 PM
I actually miss the Lakers.



Me, too. :wow :lol




:lmao @ HK! :)
Spurs košarka kultura
10-24-2005, 04:52 PM
How has Sasha looked during pre-season?
Carie
10-24-2005, 05:08 PM
:lmao
Solid D
10-24-2005, 05:16 PM
LA = Loses Alot, Lottery Alsorans, Liberal Airheads, Liposuction Alley, Likes Artichokes.
ShoogarBear
10-24-2005, 05:18 PM
The Lakers should be in the running this year for the all-important L.A. City Championship!
Sense
10-24-2005, 05:21 PM
A Laker Fan actually admitting the obvious :wow I'm shocked.
Solid D
10-24-2005, 05:21 PM
Oh yeah, I forgot one:

LA = Leftist Alkies
BlueShark#6
10-24-2005, 05:44 PM
Yeah, sure right, uh-huh... Phil "High-Ass" Jackson will lead them back to glory
Spurminator
10-24-2005, 05:58 PM
I'm setting my expectations high so when the Lakers fail I can still rag on them.

They better win the division or they're chokers!

:lol
baseline bum
10-24-2005, 06:05 PM
From what I've seen Kobe Bryant looks amazing right now. I expect him to have a much better season this year.
bdubya
10-24-2005, 06:09 PM
Are the Lakers actually going to use Smush as their starter? I saw he's having a decent preseason, but that can't really be their plan, can it?

Hey, Smush is awesome; he almost beat out the legendary Horace Jenkins for a roster spot last year. :lol
GoSpurs21
10-24-2005, 06:14 PM
I dont miss the lakers one bit. and didnt phil just recently call the lakers an expansion team cause the average age is 26?
ducks
10-24-2005, 07:47 PM
k brown is going to be ALOT better then what you spur fans think
Sense
10-24-2005, 09:07 PM
k brown is going to be ALOT better then what you spur fans think

So you arent a Spurs fan?
spurs=bling
10-24-2005, 09:12 PM
Smush,Kobe,Kwame,Lamar , the only thing scary is their names


i was gonna post that.

i guess i'm not the only one who noticed it.
baseline bum
10-24-2005, 11:25 PM
k brown is going to be ALOT better then what you spur fans think

Kwame Brown is crap. Dude can't board, and his free-throw stroke is Dudley-esque at best.
milkyway21
10-25-2005, 02:50 AM
The return of the purple and gold dynasty is upon us. Two huge wins over the always tough Bobcats. Kobe has found the return path to NBA glory. 52% shooting in the preseason.

You have that wild haired Manu dude...we have the versatile Lamar. You have that shrimp Parker...we have Mush, uh, I mean Smush. You have Duncan (had to look that one up)...we have the soon-to-be allstar Kwame. You have Nazr...we have the double/double machine Chris Mihm. You have Blowen...we have Kobe. You have Uncle Pops...we have the ZenMaster. You have the NBA trophy....we have a good sense of humour?

who says there's no entertainment during pre-season games? :lol :lmao :lol :lmao

:shootme
Sportcamper
10-25-2005, 09:27 AM
How has Sasha looked during pre-season?

I don’t see Sasha playing for Phil this season...The opposition throws quick double teams & traps & in all honesty, Sasha gets rattled...The Lakers are just looking for PG’s to protect the ball...

I hope the Lakers continue to work with him because he is a great shooter, a real nice person and at 6’7” he has the potential to be an outstanding NBA PG.... :smokin
zwbgr
10-25-2005, 10:29 AM
How has Sasha looked during pre-season?
Bad, very bad. Fg% somewhere around 30%, i wont talk about 3pt
tekdragon
10-25-2005, 10:34 AM
The return of the purple and gold dynasty is upon us. Two huge wins over the always tough Bobcats. Kobe has found the return path to NBA glory. 52% shooting in the preseason.

You have that wild haired Manu dude...we have the versatile Lamar. You have that shrimp Parker...we have Mush, uh, I mean Smush. You have Duncan (had to look that one up)...we have the soon-to-be allstar Kwame. You have Nazr...we have the double/double machine Chris Mihm. You have Blowen...we have Kobe. You have Uncle Pops...we have the ZenMaster. You have the NBA trophy....we have a good sense of humour?

:lmao what a great post...


k brown is going to be ALOT better then what you spur fans think

yeah, and that LeBron guy is going to be crap. biggest bust ever!
Sportcamper
10-29-2005, 10:10 AM
Sasha.. (http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20051029/capt.nvjh10310290419.lakers_kings_nvjh103.jpg)