Which ST poster is most likely to get a date with Ariana Grande?

[Fabbs]

She's back!
http://s5.favim.com/orig/150122/ariana-grande-arianators-long-hair-love-Favim.com-2407055.jpg

[Fabbs]

Let's hear your game plans.
https://data.whicdn.com/images/121231145/original.png

[SpursforSix]

Don't know.
But I can sure tell you who's least likely. Especially after she sees your weirdo threads.

[Fabbs]

Don't know.
But I can sure tell you who's least likely. Especially after she sees your weirdo threads.
:lol
I'm the most likely.
But I'll step out for this one.

[AaronY]

She looks like shes 12 Fabbs..jeez wtf is wrong with you?

[Fabbs]

She looks like shes 12 Fabbs..jeez wtf is wrong with you?

She looks like she's 21 AaronY….jeez wtf is wrong with you?

https://www.everydayhealth.com/pictures/lifestyle-changes-natural-treatments-erectile-dysfunction/

[lebomb]

If I wasnt happily married, that person would be me. Because.............................. Id lick dat fawtbox and then nutsack deep in dat!!

[FrostKing]

Daaaamn. Ugly guy will never live down this breakup

[Blake]

:lol
I'm the most likely.
But I'll step out for this one.

You're married.

And your wife must be hideous for you to keep making threads like these

[Darth_Pelican]

:lol
I'm the most likely.
But I'll step out for this one.

Yeah, you’d take her to the free pancake promotion of the week on your first date. She’d love you.

[Fabbs]

If I wasnt happily married, that person would be me. Because.............................. Id lick dat fawtbox and then nutsack deep in dat!!
Good to see some hetero's remain on the board. :bobo
Even if we are the vast minority.

[Joseph Kony]

:lol this is such a Faggs thread

[Reck]

Daaaamn. Ugly guy will never live down this breakup

He's a celeb with a disability. He's going to get pity fucks all his life, imo.

[FrostKing]

He's a celeb with a disability. He's going to get pity fucks all his life, imo.
"Pete"

Haha

[Othyus Lalanne]

You can find a girl like that anywhere.

[DMC]

You're married.

And your wife must be hideous for you to keep making threads like these

At least he still has her

[Chris]

She looks like shes 12 Fabbs..jeez wtf is wrong with you?

Says the guy with the creepy jailbait pedo sig ^

:lmao

[Reck]

Says the guy with the creepy jailbait pedo sig ^

:lmao

Where do you get pedo vibes from a cat with a wig on?

[Chris]

Where do you get pedo vibes from a cat with a wig on?

That's called an avatar. :tu

Did you just sign up for the internets?

[Reck]

That's called an avatar. :tu

Did you just sign up for the internets?

Ah. I have sigs turned off so I dont see anything but avatars.

[Chris]

Ah. I have sigs turned off so I dont see anything but avatars.

New servers, so no reason to disable sigs unless you are posting from work.

[Reck]

New servers, so no reason to disable sigs unless you are posting from work.

I do post from work from time to time. I remember having to turn it off because Koolaid and some others had basically naked chicks in their sigs. Almost got caught scrolling through that filth. lol

[Chris]

I do post from work from time to time. I remember having to turn it off because Koolaid and some others had basically naked chicks in their sigs. Almost got caught scrolling through that filth. lol

Typical debauchery from low energy mongoloids.

[SpursforSix]

Typical debauchery from low energy mongoloids.

Bend over, I’ll fucking show you mongoloid debauchery.

[Blake]

At least he still has her

At least he still has his hideous wife?

Lol said by nobody ever that has any amount of game.

Poor dmc

[Chucho]

Typical debauchery from low energy mongoloids.


"Low energy"?? What makes you think that?

[DMC]

At least he still has his hideous wife?

Lol said by nobody ever that has any amount of game.

Poor dmc

Says the self professed cuck

You really should avoid these discussions :lol

[FrostKing]

https://i.imgur.com/cV6w0Wz.png

Resiliant pig boy

[Blake]

Says the self professed cuck

You really should avoid these discussions :lol

:lol guys like me and Pete Davidson are/will be fine.

Guys like you and fabbs never had a shot at girls that look like Ariana but hey, at least you have a cave troll to come home to every night.

[Chucho]

:lol guys like me and Pete Davidson are/will be fine.

Guys like you and fabbs never had a shot at girls that look like Ariana but hey, at least you have a cave troll to come home to every night.

You're comparing yourself to a millionaire actor as far as being a pussy magnet.

[monosylab1k]

Typical debauchery from low energy mongoloids.

You’re unemployed and live with your parents, sit down son :lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

Me, and I'll sell it for $20k to some rich boy.

[Chris]

You’re unemployed and live with your parents, sit down son :lol

You ain't got to lie to kick it

[DMC]

:lol guys like me and Pete Davidson are/will be fine.

Guys like you and fabbs never had a shot at girls that look like Ariana but hey, at least you have a cave troll to come home to every night.


:lmao

That's some Wild Cobra level delusion

[Blake]

You're comparing yourself to a millionaire actor as far as being a pussy magnet.

Yeah i don't think he's a millionaire actor just yet, but as far as being fine and moving on, yeah that's where the comparison stops

[Blake]

:lmao

That's some Wild Cobra level delusion

Well at least you still have your ugly wife.

[Chucho]

Yeah i don't think he's a millionaire actor just yet, but as far as being fine and moving on, yeah that's where the comparison stops

Hasn't he done stuff outside SNL?

[Blake]

Hasn't he done stuff outside SNL?

I don't know, just a rough guess. Pretty sure snl actors and stand up comedians don't get paid millions on millions

[Fabbs]

I don't know, just a rough guess. Pretty sure snl actors and stand up comedians don't get paid millions on millions
Here's some assistance for you:

https://www.romper.com/p/what-is-pete-davidsons-net-worth-the-snl-star-has-more-wealth-than-you-might-think-9375986

https://www.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/7vycwr/how_do_i_stop_being_such_a_cuck/

[Blake]

Lol I bet your wife would love to see your browser history

[DMC]

Well at least you still have your ugly wife.

How old are you again?

[Blake]

How old are you again?

I never said.

But hey, at least you have an ugly wife that loves your old ass

[DMC]

I never said.

But hey, at least you have an ugly wife that loves your old ass

And you have stranger cum on your mattress :lol

[BD24]

At least he still has her
:lmao

[DJR210]

And you have stranger cum on your mattress :lol

:lol

[Chucho]

And you have stranger cum on your mattress :lol

:lol

[Blake]

And you have stranger cum on your mattress :lol

Like a hotel? Maybe. You'll just have to keep fantasizing.

Look, I get it, you think having a dutiful cave troll forever is better. I'm fine with losing one hot ex wife and finding more fish.

We'll just have to disagree.

[DMC]

Like a hotel? Maybe. You'll just have to keep fantasizing.

Look, I get it, you think having a dutiful cave troll forever is better. I'm fine with losing one hot ex wife and finding more fish.

We'll just have to disagree.

:lol proud because another man fucked your wife

:lol very definition of cuck

[Blake]

:lol proud because another man fucked your wife

:lol very definition of cuck

Aw, trying to sneak that word "proud" in there. How old are you?

Either way, good for you having a troll that will never leave you.

[Fabbs]

Blake, could you set the record straight once and for all?

What did or did not come down with your ex? If you already posted eons ago, I missed it.
I know TrollTalk will strawman 7 days a week 365 a year but what is it coming straight from you?

[DMC]

:lol your wife honored her vows!

[Blake]

I've said your wife must be ass ugly like 10 times and you haven't once said otherwise.

Way to honor her. :tu

[Blake]

Blake, could you set the record straight once and for all?

What did or did not come down with your ex? If you already posted eons ago, I missed it.
I know TrollTalk will strawman 7 days a week 365 a year but what is it coming straight from you?

She cheated, I melted down and posted a thread about it here, and then I divorced her.

record straight.

[Reck]

She cheated, I melted down and posted a thread about it here, and then I divorced her.

record straight.

Did she ever give an explanation as to why she cheated? Or was it a "she's just a whore (sorry for putting it bluntly) and couldn't help it" deal?

I think if that's the case you should get a pass. Cant help who you fall in love with, imo.

[DMC]

Did she ever give an explanation as to why she cheated? Or was it a "she's just a whore (sorry for putting it bluntly) and couldn't help it" deal?

I think if that's the case you should get a pass. Cant help who you fall in love with, imo.

*BEEP BEEP*

"What are... things a tranny might say?"

"Yes"

"I'll take Cuck Stories again for 800"

[Reck]

*BEEP BEEP*

"What are... things a tranny might say?"

"Yes"

"I'll take Cuck Stories again for 800"

Yes, I live for those. As obvious by all the threads and comments I make about tranny and cuck stories.

Try harder mongoloid yellow hands.

[Spurtacular]

Did she ever give an explanation as to why she cheated? Or was it a "she's just a whore (sorry for putting it bluntly) and couldn't help it" deal?

I think if that's the case you should get a pass. Cant help who you fall in love with, imo.

She was married to blake. That anyone would marry him is akin to a small miracle. Nobody deserves those shackles, though. Do the math, tranny. :lol

[LGBTQIAPK & G-D]

Yes, I live for those. As obvious by all the threads and comments I make about tranny and cuck stories.

Try harder mongoloid yellow hands.

Yellow blob is completely insensitive to our plight as gender dysphoric persons.

[Blake]

She was married to blake. That anyone would marry him is akin to a small miracle. Nobody deserves those shackles, though. Do the math, tranny. :lol

:lol sorry but anyone that has read your 3am Saturday night devotional threads knows how much you want me

[Spurtacular]

:lol sorry but anyone that has read your 3am Saturday night devotional threads knows how much you want me

Cuck flirting. Gross.

[Blake]

Cuck flirting. Gross.

You've got serious reading comprehension problems.

[DMC]

:lol sorry but anyone that has read your 3am Saturday night devotional threads knows how much you want me

Too bad your wife didn't post here then.

[Spurtacular]

Too bad your wife didn't post here then.

Wouldn't have mattered. That has to have been the biggest buyer's remorse of all-time. :lmao

[Blake]

Too bad your wife didn't post here then.

Probably for the best. Knowing her she would have laughed at your fat hands.

[Mikeanaro]

Wouldn't have mattered. That has to have been the biggest buyer's remorse of all-time. :lmao
:lmao

[Spurtacular]

Probably for the best. Knowing her she would have laughed at your fat hands.

Blake admitting his ex often laughed at him. :lmao

[Blake]

Blake admitting his ex often laughed at him. :lmao

Yeah that's why she married me to begin with so she could laugh often at me.

Your reading skills really suck.

[DMC]

Probably for the best. Knowing her she would have laughed at your fat hands.

It still hurts

[Spurtacular]

Yeah that's why she married me to begin with. Your reading skills really do suck.

Did she fuck another dude cos she married you to begin with?

:lmao Today's cuck.

[Blake]

It still hurts

Then lose the lbs.

[Blake]

Did she fuck another dude cos she married you to begin with?

:lmao Today's cuck.

You're really unintelligent. We're done here.

[Spurtacular]

You're really unintelligent. We're done here.

:lmao I'm unintelligent cos I showed you how shitty your logic is.

[DMC]

Blake, when you feel the urge to tell someone else how to score, just remember you're a cuck. Then remember everyone here knows because you told them. That should help temper your response.

[Blake]

I haven't told anyone else here how to score. I got cucked once and moved on. Keep changing the narrative tho

[DJR210]

I got cucked once and moved on.

:lol

https://i.imgur.com/70LhtCj.jpg

[Blake]

Oh hey a drawing of a black dude getting a blow job. I bet your hard drive is full of them.

[DJR210]

:lol stop getting mad and enjoy a friendly roast once in a while

[Blake]

Lol friendly roast.

K, I'll let you get back to drawing naked black guys.

[Spurtacular]

:lol

https://i.imgur.com/70LhtCj.jpg

:lmao Spot on.

[Spurtacular]

I haven't told anyone else here how to score. I got cucked once and moved on. Keep changing the narrative tho

:lmao

[Reck]

Why would Blake say he got cucked willingly? :lol

DJR's paint drawing still on point funny.

[LGBTQIAPK & G-D]

Why would Blake say he got cucked willingly? :lol

DJR's paint drawing still on point funny.

Still though, cucks are a part of our coalition.

[Mitch]

:lol

[FrostKing]

https://i.imgur.com/Ipgt9u4.jpg

[DJR210]

Why would Blake say he got cucked willingly? :lol

:lol willingly share personal details or say something like the above then get mad when others give you a hard time about it

[Spurtacular]

:lol willingly share personal details or say something like the above then get mad when others give you a hard time about it

A normal person would've retired from ST. But cucks like him crave the humiliation.

[Silver&Black]

And you have stranger cum on your mattress :lol

:wow

[DJR210]

A normal person would've retired from ST. But cucks like him crave the humiliation.

:lmao

[Blake]

:lol willingly share personal details or say something like the above then get mad when others give you a hard time about it

Lol mad. I'm making fun of you fantasizing about a black guy blow job and then putting it onto mspaint.

[Blake]

A normal person would've retired from ST. But cucks like him crave the humiliation.

You crave men. Documented.

[rjv]

https://images.theconversation.com/files/87705/original/image-20150708-31595-171wo7h.jpg?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&q=45&auto=format&w=1000&fit=clip

[Fabbs]

Lolita
This is Ari at 13:
http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/actress-ariana-grande-from-13-a-new-musical-visits-planet-hollywood-picture-id83500002?s=612x612
Huge difference to her at 21 and continuing til today.

[Blake]

Now fabbs is checking out 13 year old girls.

[Pavlov]

Now fabbs is checking out 13 year old girls.No, this is just the first time you noticed.

[Fabbs]

yawn.
Hey it's another TrollTalk strawman.

Try an original thought, Blake. :rolleyes

[Fabbs]

No, this is just the first time you noticed.
:lol Sorry Chumplov but I'm not posting 13 year old boys for you.

[Pavlov]

:lol Sorry Chumplov but I'm not posting 13 year old boys for you.I never wanted or asked for any. Nor do I have a history of creepy weirdo threads like you do.

Don't get defensive about it. They're your threads: carbohydrates and underage and underage-looking girls.

[Fabbs]

Chumplov:
"Attractive adult women = creepy and weirdo."

You've said it all Chumplov. :lmao

You may continue bumping my threads.

[Pavlov]

Chumplov:
"Attractive adult women = creepy and weirdo."

You've said it all Chumplov. :lmao

You may continue bumping my threads.:lol regular adult men don't make threads about pancake coupons and gossip.

You do.

[DJR210]

Lol mad. I'm making fun of you fantasizing about a black guy blow job and then putting it onto mspaint.

Yes, and you're gaining zero traction with that angle :lol

[Blake]

Yes, and you're gaining zero traction with that angle :lol

Lol "angle".

K, where'd you get the idea to draw a black guy getting a bj?

[DJR210]

https://i.imgur.com/RIpiZ7C.png

[Chucho]

https://i.imgur.com/RIpiZ7C.png

Oh dear.

[rjv]

Now fabbs is checking out 13 year old girls.

:lol

[rjv]

https://images.gr-assets.com/books/1347593318l/102000.jpg

[Blake]

https://i.imgur.com/RIpiZ7C.png

:lol so these are your own thoughts and photo shop ms paint jpegs.

I bet your wife would love to see them.

[Joseph Kony]

:lmao Faggs legit googling "13 year old Ariana Grande"

[DMC]

:lol Sorry Chumplov but I'm not posting 13 year old boys for you.

:lol Pedlov

[DMC]

https://i.imgur.com/RIpiZ7C.png

Nice lawn

[Pavlov]

:lol Pedlovlol your hero actually posted the picture of the 13 year old

[FrostKing]

Pete's searching for a new roommate

[Spurtacular]

You crave men. Documented.

How much does your ex-husband pay you in alimony?

[Chucho]

How much does your ex-husband pay you in alimony?

LOL. Auditioning to be Blake's Sugar Daddy. :lol

[140]

https://i.imgur.com/RIpiZ7C.png
:lmao:lmao:lmao

[HarlemHeat37]

This is Ari at 13:
http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/actress-ariana-grande-from-13-a-new-musical-visits-planet-hollywood-picture-id83500002?s=612x612
Huge difference to her at 21 and continuing til today.

lol oh dear..

[FrostKing]

https://i.imgur.com/ad0XJ9e.jpg

[MultiTroll]

FrostKing what are you saying? ^

[SpursforSix]

Ex boyfriend Jon James found dead. Is Davidson next???

[AaronY]

Let's hear your game plans.
https://data.whicdn.com/images/121231145/original.png


Honestly I dont get this..she really does look like an underage girl..and she has no tits and ass at all so her body is like prepubescent.


Honestly never understood this body type being attractive. At least she's not fat but still

[AaronY]

That dillion harper porno chick has an awesome body for a smaller girl..google that fabbs you creeper horndog

[TSA]

Like a hotel? Maybe. You'll just have to keep fantasizing.

Look, I get it, you think having a dutiful cave troll forever is better. I'm fine with losing one hot ex wife and finding more fish.

We'll just have to disagree.

Post a pic of your ex, unless you still have feelings for her.

[lebomb]

She cheated, I melted down and posted a thread about it here, and then I divorced her.

record straight.


I think a good ass lickin and going nutsack deep on her would have solved your problem. You cant be afraid of da ass Blake.

[Blake]

Post a pic of your ex, unless you still have feelings for her.

Right because if I don't post a pic that must mean I still want her. That seems like sound logic.

[Blake]

I think a good ass lickin and going nutsack deep on her would have solved your problem. You cant be afraid of da ass Blake.

Poor lebomb still trying to get everyone to give a thumbs up on his ass licking.

[FrostKing]

https://i.ibb.co/0cMnG1N/Screenshot-2019-02-02-20-03-32-1.png

[HarlemHeat37]

^^Didn't picture you as the TMZ type, Frosty..

[FrostKing]

^^Didn't picture you as the TMZ type, Frosty..

:bobo. I know how to speak to this choir

[SpursforSix]

:bobo. I know how to speak to this choir

It’s “preach”. Preach to the choir.

[Blake]

:bobo. I know how to speak to this choir

Paging fabbs, choir of one

[DJR210]

From one that looks 15 to a 50 year old broad