**OFFICIAL Week 7 Game Thread, Sponsored By Derek Anderson

[Darth_Pelican]

All times are US/Eastern






WEEK 7


THURSDAY, OCT 18, 2018


GAME
TIME/SCORE
TV
LOCATION
TICKETS


Denver (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/schedule/DEN/denver-broncos/) at Arizona (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/schedule/ARI/arizona-cardinals/)
8:20 pm (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/gametracker/live/NFL_20181018_DEN@ARI/)
NFLN
State Farm Stadium
Tickets starting at $69.46 (https://www.stubhub.com/arizona-cardinals-tickets-arizona-cardinals-glendale-state-farm-stadium-10-18-2018/event/103577460/?gcid=chAFF-_-geoUS-_-genAllTix-_-dt170502-_-cmpCategoryschedulepages-_-partCBSSports)





SUNDAY, OCT 21, 2018


GAME
TIME/SCORE
TV
LOCATION
TICKETS


Tennessee (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/schedule/TEN/tennessee-titans/) at L.A. Chargers (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/schedule/LAC/los-angeles-chargers/)
9:30 am (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/gametracker/live/NFL_20181021_TEN@LAC/)
CBS (https://www.cbs.com/all-access/live-tv/?ftag=AAM-00-10aff3e)
Wembley Stadium
Tickets starting at $66.00 (https://www.stubhub.com/nfl-london-tickets-nfl-london-london-wembley-stadium-21-10-2018/event/103418245/?gcid=chAFF-_-geoUS-_-genAllTix-_-dt170502-_-cmpCategoryschedulepages-_-partCBSSports)


Buffalo (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/schedule/BUF/buffalo-bills/) at Indianapolis (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/schedule/IND/indianapolis-colts/)
1:00 pm (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/gametracker/live/NFL_20181021_BUF@IND/)
CBS (https://www.cbs.com/all-access/live-tv/?ftag=AAM-00-10aff3e)
Lucas Oil Stadium
Tickets starting at $23.58 (https://www.stubhub.com/indianapolis-colts-tickets-indianapolis-colts-indianapolis-lucas-oil-stadium-10-21-2018/event/103577609/?gcid=chAFF-_-geoUS-_-genAllTix-_-dt170502-_-cmpCategoryschedulepages-_-partCBSSports)


Carolina (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/schedule/CAR/carolina-panthers/) at Philadelphia (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/schedule/PHI/philadelphia-eagles/)
1:00 pm (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/gametracker/live/NFL_20181021_CAR@PHI/)
FOX
Lincoln Financial Field
Tickets starting at $125.26 (https://www.stubhub.com/philadelphia-eagles-tickets-philadelphia-eagles-philadelphia-lincoln-financial-field-10-21-2018/event/103577418/?gcid=chAFF-_-geoUS-_-genAllTix-_-dt170502-_-cmpCategoryschedulepages-_-partCBSSports)


Cleveland (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/schedule/CLE/cleveland-browns/) at Tampa Bay (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/schedule/TB/tampa-bay-buccaneers/)
1:00 pm (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/gametracker/live/NFL_20181021_CLE@TB/)
FOX
Raymond James Stadium
Tickets starting at $89.30 (https://www.stubhub.com/tampa-bay-buccaneers-tickets-tampa-bay-buccaneers-tampa-raymond-james-stadium-10-21-2018/event/103577623/?gcid=chAFF-_-geoUS-_-genAllTix-_-dt170502-_-cmpCategoryschedulepages-_-partCBSSports)


Detroit (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/schedule/DET/detroit-lions/) at Miami (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/schedule/MIA/miami-dolphins/)
1:00 pm (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/gametracker/live/NFL_20181021_DET@MIA/)
FOX
Hard Rock Stadium
Tickets starting at $51.79 (https://www.stubhub.com/miami-dolphins-tickets-miami-dolphins-miami-gardens-hard-rock-stadium-10-21-2018/event/103577733/?gcid=chAFF-_-geoUS-_-genAllTix-_-dt170502-_-cmpCategoryschedulepages-_-partCBSSports)


Houston (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/schedule/HOU/houston-texans/) at Jacksonville (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/schedule/JAC/jacksonville-jaguars/)
1:00 pm (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/gametracker/live/NFL_20181021_HOU@JAC/)
CBS (https://www.cbs.com/all-access/live-tv/?ftag=AAM-00-10aff3e)
TIAA Bank Field
Tickets starting at $28.54 (https://www.stubhub.com/jacksonville-jaguars-tickets-jacksonville-jaguars-jacksonville-tiaa-bank-field-10-21-2018/event/103577654/?gcid=chAFF-_-geoUS-_-genAllTix-_-dt170502-_-cmpCategoryschedulepages-_-partCBSSports)


Minnesota (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/schedule/MIN/minnesota-vikings/) at N.Y. Jets (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/schedule/NYJ/new-york-jets/)
1:00 pm (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/gametracker/live/NFL_20181021_MIN@NYJ/)
FOX
MetLife Stadium
Tickets starting at $76.90 (https://www.stubhub.com/new-york-jets-tickets-new-york-jets-east-rutherford-metlife-stadium-10-21-2018/event/103577960/?gcid=chAFF-_-geoUS-_-genAllTix-_-dt170502-_-cmpCategoryschedulepages-_-partCBSSports)


New England (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/schedule/NE/new-england-patriots/) at Chicago (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/schedule/CHI/chicago-bears/)
1:00 pm (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/gametracker/live/NFL_20181021_NE@CHI/)
CBS (https://www.cbs.com/all-access/live-tv/?ftag=AAM-00-10aff3e)
Soldier Field
Tickets starting at $359.62 (https://www.stubhub.com/chicago-bears-tickets-chicago-bears-chicago-soldier-field-10-21-2018/event/103577805/?gcid=chAFF-_-geoUS-_-genAllTix-_-dt170502-_-cmpCategoryschedulepages-_-partCBSSports)


New Orleans (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/schedule/NO/new-orleans-saints/) at Baltimore (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/schedule/BAL/baltimore-ravens/)
4:05 pm (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/gametracker/live/NFL_20181021_NO@BAL/)
FOX
M&T Bank Stadium
Tickets starting at $83.10 (https://www.stubhub.com/baltimore-ravens-tickets-baltimore-ravens-baltimore-m-t-bank-stadium-10-21-2018/event/103577583/?gcid=chAFF-_-geoUS-_-genAllTix-_-dt170502-_-cmpCategoryschedulepages-_-partCBSSports)


Dallas (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/schedule/DAL/dallas-cowboys/) at Washington (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/schedule/WAS/washington-redskins/)
4:25 pm (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/gametracker/live/NFL_20181021_DAL@WAS/)
CBS (https://www.cbs.com/all-access/live-tv/?ftag=AAM-00-10aff3e)
FedEx Field
Tickets starting at $162.46 (https://www.stubhub.com/washington-redskins-tickets-washington-redskins-landover-fedexfield-10-21-2018/event/103577731/?gcid=chAFF-_-geoUS-_-genAllTix-_-dt170502-_-cmpCategoryschedulepages-_-partCBSSports)


L.A. Rams (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/schedule/LAR/los-angeles-rams/) at San Francisco (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/schedule/SF/san-francisco-49ers/)
4:25 pm (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/gametracker/live/NFL_20181021_LAR@SF/)
CBS (https://www.cbs.com/all-access/live-tv/?ftag=AAM-00-10aff3e)
Levi's Stadium
Tickets starting at $39.70 (https://www.stubhub.com/san-francisco-49ers-tickets-san-francisco-49ers-santa-clara-levi-s-stadium-10-21-2018/event/103577498/?gcid=chAFF-_-geoUS-_-genAllTix-_-dt170502-_-cmpCategoryschedulepages-_-partCBSSports)


Cincinnati (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/schedule/CIN/cincinnati-bengals/) at Kansas City (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/schedule/KC/kansas-city-chiefs/)
8:20 pm (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/gametracker/live/NFL_20181021_CIN@KC/)
NBC
Arrowhead Stadium
Tickets starting at $67.29 (https://www.stubhub.com/kansas-city-chiefs-tickets-kansas-city-chiefs-kansas-city-arrowhead-stadium-10-21-2018/event/103577708/?gcid=chAFF-_-geoUS-_-genAllTix-_-dt170502-_-cmpCategoryschedulepages-_-partCBSSports)


MONDAY, OCT 22, 2018


GAME
TIME/SCORE
TV
LOCATION
TICKETS


N.Y. Giants (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/schedule/NYG/new-york-giants/) at Atlanta (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/schedule/ATL/atlanta-falcons/)
8:15 pm (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/gametracker/live/NFL_20181022_NYG@ATL/)
ESPN
Mercedes-Benz Stadium
Tickets starting at $75.66 (https://www.stubhub.com/atlanta-falcons-tickets-atlanta-falcons-atlanta-mercedes-benz-stadium-10-22-2018/event/103577544/?gcid=chAFF-_-geoUS-_-genAllTix-_-dt170502-_-cmpCategoryschedulepages-_-partCBSSports)






October 21, 2018

All listings are unofficial and subject to change. Check back often for updates.

NATIONAL BROADCASTS
Thursday Night: Denver @ Arizona (FOX/NFLN)
Sunday Morning: Tennessee vs LA Chargers (London) (9:30 AM ET, CBS) (Greg Gumbel, Trent Green, Bruce Arians)
Sunday Night: Cincinnati @ Kansas City (NBC)
Monday Night: NY Giants @ Atlanta (ESPN)


CBS EARLY
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New England @ Chicago
Ian Eagle, Dan Fouts

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Buffalo @ Indianapolis
Spero Dedes, Adam Archuleta

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Houston @ Jacksonville
Andrew Catalon, James Lofton

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NO GAME due to local home game on FOX



CBS LATE
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Dallas @ Washington
Jim Nantz, Tony Romo

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LA Rams @ San Francisco
Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon

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NO GAME due to local home game on FOX



FOX SINGLE
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█ Anchorage
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu

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Carolina @ Philadelphia
Kenny Albert, Charles Davis

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Minnesota @ NY Jets
Thom Brennaman, Chris Spielman

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Cleveland @ Tampa Bay
Sam Rosen, Ronde Barber

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Detroit @ Miami
Dick Stockton, Mark Schlereth

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New Orleans @ Baltimore (LATE)
Chris Myers, Daryl Johnston

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BOTH CAR-PHI and NO-BAL



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[Darth_Pelican]

Cardinals are awful

[Millennial_Messiah]

Not-So-Chosen-Rosen

[Millennial_Messiah]

Wilks and Vance Joseph both need to go, tbh... not NFL caliber coaches

[spurraider21]

derek anderson thread... best panthers qb since delhomme tbh

[SuperCam]

good memories in pissadelphia tbh:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Y8hdFNjbdzE/UDQCuyBOUhI/AAAAAAAACAk/kfoLy2DDAmQ/s1600/20+-+2003+NFC+-+Panthers+@+Eagles.jpg

[spurraider21]

good memories in pissadelphia tbh:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Y8hdFNjbdzE/UDQCuyBOUhI/AAAAAAAACAk/kfoLy2DDAmQ/s1600/20+-+2003+NFC+-+Panthers+@+Eagles.jpg
:lmao cum is 2-2 vs eagles and lost the most recent matchup

[JohnnyMax]

thank god for nba. don't have to watch garbage football games anymore (thursday night football, college football, cowboys on prime time)

[Chinook]

Ravens/Saints getting prime treatment with them having the late slot, but most of the country will be watching the champs. Too bad. I think we'll see a really strong game on Sunday between those two clubs. Baltimore missed their chance at moving into the upper echelon by losing to Cleveland. Doing well on this upcoming four-game stretch would do a lot to put up there again.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Ravens/Saints getting prime treatment with them having the late slot, but most of the country will be watching the champs. Too bad. I think we'll see a really strong game on Sunday between those two clubs. Baltimore missed their chance at moving into the upper echelon by losing to Cleveland. Doing well on this upcoming four-game stretch would do a lot to put up there again.

Huh? Dallas didn't win the super bowl last year, and the Eagles play in the early time slot.

[Chinook]

Huh? Dallas didn't win the super bowl last year, and the Eagles play in the early time slot.

Eagles get the single Fox game today, not Dallas. The Cowboys have a CBS game for some reason.

[Pelicans78]

Ravens/Saints getting prime treatment with them having the late slot, but most of the country will be watching the champs. Too bad. I think we'll see a really strong game on Sunday between those two clubs. Baltimore missed their chance at moving into the upper echelon by losing to Cleveland. Doing well on this upcoming four-game stretch would do a lot to put up there again.

It’s a true heavyweight matchup with the Saints offense versus the Ravens defense. Should be the main afternoon game instead of the Redskins-Cowboys. If the Ravens would have beaten Cleveland, this game would have gotten flexed to Sunday Night.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Eagles get the single Fox game today, not Dallas. The Cowboys have a CBS game for some reason.

Ummmmm.... Eagles game is in the morning. Won't conflict with Saints-Ravens who have the afternoon slot.

[Millennial_Messiah]

It’s a true heavyweight matchup with the Saints offense versus the Ravens defense. Should be the main afternoon game instead of the Redskins-Cowboys. If the Ravens would have beaten Cleveland, this game would have gotten flexed to Sunday Night.

DAL-WAS is on CBS...
CAR-PHI is on FOX in the morning...

NO-BAL is on FOX in the afternoon.


No conflict.

[Chinook]

Ummmmm.... Eagles game is in the morning. Won't conflict with Saints-Ravens who have the afternoon slot.

Ugh, yes it will conflict. Fox only has one game this week. The Eagles game is it for most of the country. The Ravens play later, but they're also a Fox game. Where they're showing, those places aren't getting a morning Fox game.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Ugh, yes it will conflict. Fox only has one game this week. The Eagles game is it for most of the country. The Ravens play later, but they're also a Fox game. Where they're showing, those places aren't getting a morning Fox game.
Bootleg stream it online.

[Darth_Pelican]

That 2 point conversion call by the Titans was horrible. Mariota’s biggest weakness is passing from the pocket.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Clipper Nation

Why'd the TeenTitans go for two?? Chargers keep getting lucky.

[Millennial_Messiah]

That 2 point conversion call by the Titans was horrible. Mariota’s biggest weakness is passing from the pocket.

And they got a penalty, and they STILL line up empty from the 1?? And their main strength is running, how do you not go Henry up the middle??

[Raven]

lol khalil mack getting owned by edelman

[Beartrucci]

What the hell is up Ried on the Panthers today? :lol guys losing it

[Millennial_Messiah]

What the hell is up Ried on the Panthers today? :lol guys losing it

Blak lives matter, tbh

[TheCultOfPersonality]

8 minute drive for the Eagles and they have nothing to show for it.

[Millennial_Messiah]

8 minute drive for the Eagles and they have nothing to show for it.

Loved the shot of Doug Pederson as he goes "oh shit".... gotta love FOX, uncensored.

[Millennial_Messiah]

God I'm just realizing how bad Cam is at throwing the ball....

[Beartrucci]

Blak lives matter, tbh

seriously rooting for Eagles now cuz he was acting like such an idiot. Can't believe that was ruled an offset penalty situation. I doubt he's done.

Edit: gotta admit it's kinda funny he goes after the white qb and then body slams Ertz to the ground, as unwarranted as it was.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Is it just me or does watching Cam throw feel about like watching a guy put on fake nails and cat-scratch a chalkboard?


His motion is super slow and it seems he just closes his eyes and prays and it's rarely where it needs to be.

[Beartrucci]

Ertz! Come on Eagles score on these losers

Boom!

[Millennial_Messiah]

Patriots defense making Trubustky looking like a pro bowl QB.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Ertz! Come on Eagles score on these losers

Ertz is the #1 tight end in the league IMO. Gronk is most dominant mismatch, misses too many games every year. Best ability is availability.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Alshon is ranked at the 9th best receiver on that one website, might be conservative.

[Beartrucci]

Ertz is the #1 tight end in the league IMO. Gronk is most dominant mismatch, misses too many games every year. Best ability is availability.


Good point. We all learned that the hard way this last year with the Spurs :lol

[SuperCam]

we will have a new coaching staff this time next year tbh. this mexican hc experiment was only working when he was putting out above average defenses and forcing cam to carry a bunch of scrub receivers, but even that is not happening anymore

[Beartrucci]

Not quite Sham Pukin'. Another punt

[Millennial_Messiah]

Yikes. Sony Michel is a heck of a back, too.

[Millennial_Messiah]

we will have a new coaching staff this time next year tbh. this mexican hc experiment was only working when he was putting out above average defenses and forcing cam to carry a bunch of scrub receivers, but even that is not happening anymore
If not for a top 5 all time kick, your season would be just about over already.

[Millennial_Messiah]

ALSHON is easily top 5 when he's at least 80% healthy.


Ertz, Wentz, and Alshon are amazing... but the Eagles running game is awful.

[Raven]

our special teams have consistently been bad this year. Quite alarming tbh.

[Millennial_Messiah]

I'm sick of Charles Davis and his baseball talk at this point. Yes, I play too much Madden.

[Millennial_Messiah]

our special teams have consistently been bad this year. Quite alarming tbh.
Was a big underrated difference in the Super Bowl, between the botched chip shot (bad hold) and dumb lateral attempt (last drive of the game).

[Beartrucci]

Newton literally ran right into the sack there :lol awesome awareness

[Raven]

our special teams have consistently been bad this year. Quite alarming tbh.

fucking genious bruh

[Millennial_Messiah]

Scam holds the ball for 6 seconds and backs himself into the sack :lol


:cry but it's the offensive line's fault :cry

[Millennial_Messiah]

fucking genious bruh

Corderrelle bailing out "can't win on the road" Tommy boy

[Beartrucci]

Scam holds the ball for 6 seconds and backs himself into the sack :lol


:cry but it's the offensive line's fault :cry

has to be one of the most inexplicable qb decisions I've seen all season. Even for Cam that was really bad.

[Millennial_Messiah]

has to be one of the most inexplicable qb decisions I've seen all season.
nah, it's just average everyday Cam.


still not as bad as Kizer's OT pass against Green Bay last year, tbh.

[Beartrucci]

nah, it's just average everyday Cam.


still not as bad as Kizer's OT pass against Green Bay last year, tbh.

You just don't see a qb seemingly get willingly sacked every day :lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

I will give Norv credit for one thing... the run game is noticeably better than last couple years.

[SuperCam]

this wetback coach is jeff fischer with a crater face. if Cam and Kuechley hadn't carried his ass he'd have been out of the league years ago. he's done with this new no nonsense jew owner of ours tbh

[Millennial_Messiah]

Breaking News: BLAKE BORTLES JUST GOT BENCHED@!!!!!!!!!!!!@@!!@@!!!!!!!


No, it's not a drill!!!!

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Bortles
:lol Benched

Remember when the Jags won their regular season championship against the Patriots and anyone who still didn't believe in Bortles and Marrone got scoffed at?

[Clipper Nation]

this wetback coach is jeff fischer with a crater face. if Cam and Kuechley hadn't carried his ass he'd have been out of the league years ago. he's done with this new no nonsense jew owner of ours tbh
:lmao Blaming the coach for Scam running himself into sacks like a dumbass

This is a new low.

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol Bortles
:lol Benched

Remember when the Jags won their regular season championship against the Patriots and anyone who still didn't believe in Bortles and Marrone got scoffed at?

Marrone will always be a POS for not going for it on 4th and inches up 10 in the 4th Quarter and instead punting it back to Brady.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Newton had Jarius Wright wide open for the TD and sees him...


Wobbly duck, off by 5 yards. :lmao


And now calls a bonehead timeout which you can't afford to waste when you're down 3 scores. Trash, trash, trash.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Panthers finally get a touchdown. Cam doesn't do squat.

[SuperCam]

Panthers finally get a touchdown. Cam doesn't do squat.

turning against Cam this season to curry favor with Cripple Nation because everyone else hates you :lmao

[Millennial_Messiah]

turning against Cam this season to curry favor with Cripple Nation because everyone else hates you :lmao

People don't hate me, tbh. My posts aren't perfect, but they make as much sense as anybody's.


Look, I like Cam as a person but he's just been really inconsistent in the past 3 years since his well deserved MVP season. His all-world arm strength has look strained in the past couple years. He doesn't throw the out route to the spot where receivers can run after catch very well even when they do catch it.


But no, Cam is no Booooooortles.

[SuperCam]

Cam laying the wood :wow

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol Darby thought he was Jalen Mills biting on the double move

[Spurtacular]

Twenty-five yard run on 1st and 20 for the Vikes. Wrapping this up.

[SuperCam]

Beagles aren't good at all tbh... our defense is pretty trash this year and they only are putting up 17 at home :lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

Let's see what CAM is made of here.

[Spurtacular]

Twenty-five yard run on 1st and 20 for the Vikes. Wrapping this up.

Thirty-eight yard TD run on the following play. 27-10.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Beagles aren't good at all tbh... our defense is pretty trash this year and they only are putting up 17 at home :lol

Let's focus on Cam. Two straight late-game empty drives to lose the game would look bad.

[SuperCam]

Killa Cam shitting on the Spurtalk faggots :lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

HUGE escape and throw by Killa' Cam to save the game on 4th & long. Two minute warning. Game is all in Cam's hands now. Let's see who wins.

[Pelicans78]

Great call going for it on 4th down for Carolina. Only an asshole coach would have punted it there.

[Pelicans78]

Cam’s gonna pull this out.

[Pelicans78]

Trubisky has been awful today.

[Pelicans78]

Look’s like last year’s Vikings are back.

[SuperCam]

:worthy: Killa' Cam :worthy:

[Beartrucci]

Wow great stuff by Cam. I don't mind eating crow. Great game.

[Millennial_Messiah]

#YesWeCam
SuperCam

[SuperCam]

God I'm just realizing how bad Cam is at throwing the ball....


Is it just me or does watching Cam throw feel about like watching a guy put on fake nails and cat-scratch a chalkboard?


His motion is super slow and it seems he just closes his eyes and prays and it's rarely where it needs to be.


Newton literally ran right into the sack there :lol awesome awareness


Scam holds the ball for 6 seconds and backs himself into the sack :lol


:cry but it's the offensive line's fault :cry


nah, it's just average everyday Cam.


still not as bad as Kizer's OT pass against Green Bay last year, tbh.


:lmao Blaming the coach for Scam running himself into sacks like a dumbass

This is a new low.


homos :lol

[SuperCam]

not an INT tbh

[SuperCam]

Damn the Beagles suck :lol

[Beartrucci]

homos :lol

congrats on the win. Huge W

[SuperCam]

:hat

[Mark Celibate]

Fucking Shitadelphia. Of course it's the perfect season for The Bot to get fired, but the Cowjews are gifted with a horrendously weak schedule and division in which they actually have a shot at first. Pretty much guarantees The Bot will be around for another year :bang:bang:bang:bang:bang

[SuperCam]

:lmao cum is 2-2 vs eagles and lost the most recent matchup

good shit tbh

[Millennial_Messiah]

:worthy: Killa' Cam :worthy:

[Millennial_Messiah]

Fucking Shitadelphia. Of course it's the perfect season for The Bot to get fired, but the Cowjews are gifted with a horrendously weak schedule and division in which they actually have a shot at first. Pretty much guarantees The Bot will be around for another year :bang:bang:bang:bang:bang

If Dallas beats the Wizards today, they'll be 2-0 in the division and pretty much having the inside track to win the #4 seed.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Trubisky has been awful today.

One thing for sure, Patriots are beatable this year. Their schedule isn't getting any easier, either.

[Millennial_Messiah]

That's what you get for having Catanzaro as your kicker. We're talking about the dumbface who clanged a 18 yard game winning FG in OT in 2016 with Zona.

[Millennial_Messiah]

How many times will the luckyass Cheatriots get bailed out by the other team coming up 1 yard short?????????

[Chinook]

That's a Kamara fumble.

[Pelicans78]

Long drive wasted by a fumble. Didnt love the play call

[SuperCam]

jaemis might have the iq of a functional retard tbqh

[Millennial_Messiah]

jaemis might have the iq of a functional retard tbqh

& they all thought he was the next Cam in 2015

[Will Hunting]

They need to modify the overtime rules, the amount of ties and potential ties every week makes me think we’re watching s:lolccer

[Will Hunting]

Even though it backfired I like the call by Garrett Bot to go for it there.

[Chinook]

Forward pass.

[Millennial_Messiah]

They need to modify the overtime rules, the amount of ties and potential ties every week makes me think we’re watching s:lolccer

Yep. But you can't have unlimited time because the bitchy NFLPA will whine and complain...

Make it about the kickers. 50-yard FG kicks, each kicker gets an opportunity to kick the same amount of kicks and the winner gets 3 points and the ball game.


No more ties. Nothing worse than fucking up the standings with shit ass ties.

[Will Hunting]

When they’re not at home the Cowboys offense looks like it’s trying to run uphill in quicksand.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Awuzie is a draft bust. Can't stop a damn thing.

[RD2191]

Another 8-8 season. Boys looking dead on the road.

[Chris]

WR's stepping up :tu

[Millennial_Messiah]

Gregory is a FAR more effective pass rusher than Charlton... Charlton is slooooooow......

[Mark Celibate]

Even though it backfired I like the call by Garrett Bot to go for it there.

Tbh it could be 4th and 1 at their own 12. The Bot will never punt again in that situation. The Bot is programmed to do whatever the media tells him when he’s under backlash in every situation. Might need some techie like Millenial Messiah to look over the GarrettBot’s code inho

[Millennial_Messiah]

Tbh it could be 4th and 1 at their own 12. The Bot will never punt again in that situation. The Bot is programmed to do whatever the media tells him when he’s under backlash in every situation. Might need some techie like Millenial Messiah to look over the GarrettBot’s code inho

if
game.DallasScores = true {

System.out.println("clap");

{

else

System.out.println("clap");

}}

System.exit(0);

[Millennial_Messiah]

That Kerrigan fucker ONLY shows up for division games, I swear.

[Mark Celibate]

if
game.DallasScores = true {

System.out.println("clap");

{

else

System.out.println("clap");

}}

System.exit(0);

Rofl is that JavaScript?

From GarrettBot import 4thdowncall

def 4thdowncall(down, yards):

var down;
var yards;

if down == 4 && yards <= 1:

handofftozeke.exe

else:
print(‘clap’)

end

[Will Hunting]

Tbh it could be 4th and 1 at their own 12. The Bot will never punt again in that situation. The Bot is programmed to do whatever the media tells him when he’s under backlash in every situation. Might need some techie like Millenial Messiah to look over the GarrettBot’s code inho
Good point, I forgot how much of a media reaction that probably was.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Breesus and the Cowboys red zone defense are very good.

[Millennial_Messiah]

BULLSHIT bail out flag on 4th down... this one screams of referee point shaving/gambling/cheating...

[Pelicans78]

Dumb delay of game penalty

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Wack Prescott

[djohn2oo8]

:lmao

[Millennial_Messiah]

Kerrigan is such a faggot.

[RD2191]

Dak Romo! Lmao

[thunder]

Dallas Cowboys offense line and holding calls.

That’s what it’s about :lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

Refskins, tbh....

[Ed Lover]

Dak is AIDS lolololol

[Millennial_Messiah]

REFskins, smh......... point shaving.......

[Pelicans78]

This defense smh

[Pelicans78]

Wow Tucker!

[Will Hunting]

This is some awful clock management by GarrettBot

[Darth_Pelican]

:lmao Justin SUCKER

[Clipper Nation]

Wow. That look on Tucker's face says it all.

[redzero]

LOL Ravens

[Will Hunting]

Wow Tucker!
:lol did Justin Cucker miss an XP

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lmao Tucker is a scrub. Cost the Ravens the game. Cut this faggot already

[Darth_Pelican]

Watch them get the onside kick.....

[Darth_Pelican]

Whew

[Will Hunting]

:lmao Tucker is a scrub. Cost the Ravens the game. Cut this faggot already
He’s arguably the best kicker in the NFL, one bad kick doesn’t make him a scrub.

[Pelicans78]

Saints got lucky but I’ll take it.

[Millennial_Messiah]

He’s arguably the best kicker in the NFL, one bad kick doesn’t make him a scrub.

It directly cost them a 50/50 shot at winning a game. And that might be the division and a playoff birth, too.


Also, "best kicker" exemplifies the Not For Long league... we were saying Bailey was the best kicker from 2011-2016, my how that one changed in a hurry.....

[Darth_Pelican]

Saints got lucky but I’ll take it.

Yeah, we’ve seen that script so many times before; a cold windy road game; Saints with a late lead, the offense can’t close the game out, and the defense lets a team drive right down the field. We got a big break today.

[RD2191]

Wtf zeke

[Millennial_Messiah]

Yeah, we’ve seen that script so many times before; a cold windy road game; Saints with a late lead, the offense can’t close the game out, and the defense lets a team drive right down the field. We got a big break today.
Patriots road game in Week 6 of the 2013 season.

[Darth_Pelican]

Congrats Brees on TD# 500 and completing the accomplishment of now beating every team in the NFL. 5-1, tbh. Cam’s comeback took away today being perfect, but props to him.

[Pelicans78]

Yeah, we’ve seen that script so many times before; a cold windy road game; Saints with a late lead, the offense can’t close the game out, and the defense lets a team drive right down the field. We got a big break today.

This secondary is concerning especially with Patrick Robinson out.

[SuperCam]

When does Dak start throwing for 200 yards tbh?

[Millennial_Messiah]

If I'm a Chiefs, Patriots, etc. fan, I'm rooting for my team to lose a hard-fought AFC Championship game, because no way they're beating that all around juggernaut on the other side.

[Darth_Pelican]

This secondary is concerning especially with Patrick Robinson out.

https://saintswire.usatoday.com/2018/10/21/new-orleans-saints-trade-rumors-cornerbacks-patrick-peterson/

[RD2191]

Crofl @ this play calling

[RD2191]

Gonna miss the FG. Typical dallas choke.

[Will Hunting]

:lmao Romo casually picking GarrettBots shitty decision making apart

[Darth_Pelican]

:lmao Cowboys

[RD2191]

Lmfao

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Romo casually picking GarrettBots shitty decision making apart
:lol Just imagine how smug he must feel every time he gets to call a Dallas game, thinking "damn, they really were dumb enough to replace me with that scrub."

[Ed Lover]

:lmao Cowboys

[djohn2oo8]

:lmao

[Millennial_Messiah]

Go fuck yourself in the ass, Maher you pathetic choking scrub. I hope you get diagnosed with terminal brain cancer tomorrow and DIE. Choking faggot scrub.


Looks like another work from home day for me tomorrow because of this. FUCK THIS SHIT ASS WEEKEND.

[Will Hunting]

Go fuck yourself in the ass, Maher you pathetic choking scrub. I hope you get diagnosed with terminal brain cancer tomorrow and DIE. Choking faggot scrub.


Looks like another work from home day for me tomorrow because of this. FUCK THIS SHIT ASS WEEKEND.
These hilariously pathetic meltdowns are the funniest part of Cowboy losses.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Crofl @ this play calling

running it, dumb conservative crap as if they had 2014 era bailey. instead they have this faggot scrub who isn't worthy of a high school roster. cut this faggot and sign that girl kicker Rebecca Longo or whatever her name is. maybe she'd boost the spirits of the team by giving everyone a handjob before the games. or at least a woody when they see her in the team showers. fml

[Clipper Nation]

These hilariously pathetic meltdowns are the funniest part of Cowboy losses.
I don't understand how he can still melt down like this every time, you'd think he'd be used to the Cowboys getting humiliated after literal decades of it.

[Millennial_Messiah]

I don't understand how he can still melt down like this every time, you'd think he'd be used to the Cowboys getting humiliated after literal decades of it.
Because it's really my only thing (sport) in life, now that Duncan is gone for good.


Plus, it's a lot healthier to invest your stress and emotions in a 16 game, 4-5 month season than a 82 game, 7-9 month season.


I couldn't imagine the people who actually can live through the tumults of a 162 game season... even the "mighty" Sox lost over 50 games this year, that's a whopping... how do fans put up with that shit?


I guess it's still better than shit ass povertyball where you have to speak spanish (or english with a really bad spanish accent) and share close spaces and sketchy food with a bunch of fat people, but still... jeez.

[chunticakes]

I don't understand how he can still melt down like this every time, you'd think he'd be used to the Cowboys getting humiliated after literal decades of it.

Yep. You get used to it as a Cowboys fan and just laugh. At least I won off Washington -1.5, tbh..

[Millennial_Messiah]

Oh goodness, Cris Collinsworth calling a Cincinnati Bengals game. First time that's happened in a long time. Get ready for some big time homerism tonight, and not for the home team.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Yep. If last Sunday night's game was at Arrowhead, the Patriots are sitting on 4-3 after escaping with the win in Chicago today.


No team has better starts at home in the NFL than the Chiefs... Chiefs were the better team last weekend too if not for leaving 11 points on the board in that stinker of a first half.

[DAF86]

I'm living this Mahomes guy.

[Millennial_Messiah]

I'd bet my dick and balls off that, if the Chiefs-Pats meet in the playoffs, whoever's the home team will win.

[Millennial_Messiah]

I'm living this Mahomes guy.

Bortles, Ngakoue, Ramsey, Jack and a 1st rounder for Mahomes? Fair trade?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Not a Bengals fan and I loathe Dolton, but I'm strongly rooting for Mixon to do well. Way too much negative attention over an over-hyped incident that happened when he was a child, that was arguably self defense.

Looked like Le'Veon on that play with the deliberate deliverance.

[leemajors]

I don't understand how he can still melt down like this every time, you'd think he'd be used to the Cowboys getting humiliated after literal decades of it.

He was born about 10 years ago tbqh

[monosylab1k]

:lmao Ravens
:lmao Karma for starting Deflategate

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lmao Ravens
:lmao Karma for starting Deflategate

For blowing the whistle on easy-catch footballs in a shootout decided by less than a touchdown? In which one of the TD passes was caught by an offensive lineman who had never caught another pass in his career? Umm, yeah. Ravens had every right to be pissed.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Kickers :lmao


4th & 17 from the 35 is a really tough spot, though... 3 options none of which are really good


FG kick might be the worst, especially if there's wind... bad risk/reward ratio, because reward is only 3 points at a 50-50 chance or less, and risk is giving up the spot of the ball + an additional 8 yards for where the spot the kicker kicked from.

Punting is maybe the best choice even for an aggressive guy like me, especially if you can trust your punter to kick a coffin corner or even a fair catch near the 10... but you have zero reward and risk kicking a touchback and only netting 15 measly yards...


... while going for it just is very tough, obviously high risk high reward but low probability.

[Millennial_Messiah]

LOL... Worst attempt at a fake punt I've ever seen... worse than the Saints one against the Cowboys in 2014... :lmao

[Millennial_Messiah]

Burfict whiffed. Big talk for a punk. :lol

[Mark Celibate]

For blowing the whistle on easy-catch footballs in a shootout decided by less than a touchdown? In which one of the TD passes was caught by an offensive lineman who had never caught another pass in his career? Umm, yeah. Ravens had every right to be pissed.

Tbh Belichick mindfucked they Ravens on a few plays where he had unorthodox formations and the linemen were rigidly. Ravens had no idea what hit em. Nothing to do with deflated balls tbh

[Millennial_Messiah]

So I'm rooting for both the Chiefs and Mixon. And for Dolton to throw some picks.

[monosylab1k]

For blowing the whistle on easy-catch footballs in a shootout decided by less than a touchdown? In which one of the TD passes was caught by an offensive lineman who had never caught another pass in his career? Umm, yeah. Ravens had every right to be pissed.

:lmao John Harbaugh asshurt thay Josh McDaniels understood the rule book better than him :lmao
:lmao lied to Indy to create a massive fake news conspiracy that Goodell fell for :lmao
:lmao karma fucking them for it because they haven’t made it to the postseason since then :lmao
:lmao losing a playoff spot to Buffalo :lmao
:lmao having karma dispensed to you by Andy Dalton :lmao

[Millennial_Messiah]

Tbh Belichick mindfucked they Ravens on a few plays where he had unorthodox formations and the linemen were rigidly. Ravens had no idea what hit em. Nothing to do with deflated balls tbh

They actually made that play illegal that next offseason, where the sixth lineman with an ineligible number lines up a few feet off tackle without reporting eligible. Harbaugh was livid about it. It was technically legal before that.

[monosylab1k]

They actually made that play illegal that next offseason, where the sixth lineman with an ineligible number lines up a few feet off tackle without reporting eligible. Harbaugh was livid about it. It was technically legal before that.

Keywords being IT WAS LEGAL.

[Will Hunting]

They actually made that play illegal that next offseason, where the sixth lineman with an ineligible number lines up a few feet off tackle without reporting eligible. Harbaugh was livid about it. It was technically legal before that.
So you’re admitting it was legal at the time, hence Belichick did nothing wrong.

Thanks for playing.

[Millennial_Messiah]

That read on 3rd down by Mahomes. He looks like GOAT Rodgers in his second year starting or so. Difference is, he's a lot younger than second year starter Rodgers.


I yearn so bad for Dak to be that smart.......

[Millennial_Messiah]

3rd and 11 in the redzone... this is where I think Mahomes tries to do too much and even though he's legendary he's still very young, this is where as a defense you can get him in trouble.

Though a Marvin Lewis coached team will never win a damn thing of significance... same for Zona's new shitty coach, Denver's shitty coach, Cleveland's shitty coach, the Chargers' shitty coach, the Grudens, and sadly... the Cowboys' shitty coach.

[Will Hunting]

3rd and 11 in the redzone... this is where I think Mahomes tries to do too much and even though he's legendary he's still very young, this is where as a defense you can get him in trouble.

Though a Marvin Lewis coached team will never win a damn thing of significance... same for Zona's new shitty coach, Denver's shitty coach, Cleveland's shitty coach, the Chargers' shitty coach, the Grudens, and sadly... the Cowboys' shitty coach.
Arizona’s new coach might be the worst. Maybe the worst assistant coaches to target are black defensive coordinators for a team with a stacked defense and a defensive minded head coach. All Wilks really did in Carolina was yell African battle cries to hype his team up.

[DAF86]

Mahomes seems to be like a smart Michael Vick.

[Millennial_Messiah]

That KC public address announcer is going to develop a throat ulcer before November with all those "CHIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFS first down"s.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Mahomes seems to be like a smart Michael Vick.

Not to mention a lot taller and bigger. Won't tear his vagina every other time he gets tackled. Also can see over the trenches unlike Vick.

[Will Hunting]

Mahomes seems to be like a smart Michael Vick.
i was thinking a more athletic version of McNabb, only not an out of shape fatass like McNabb was.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Arizona’s new coach might be the worst. Maybe the worst assistant coaches to target are black defensive coordinators for a team with a stacked defense and a defensive minded head coach. All Wilks really did in Carolina was yell African battle cries to hype his team up.

I feel like Cowboys might make that mistake with Kris Richard who is a heck of a DC and engineer of the LOB in Seattle, assuming Garrett gets fired.

[Millennial_Messiah]

i was thinking a more athletic version of McNabb, only not an out of shape fatass like McNabb was.

Mixed race Aaron Rodgers is more like it. Stop comparing him only to black mobile QBs just because he's not a pale skinned dude.


Out of all non-white QBs in the league, I'd say Mahomes looks to run the least and it isn't close... he's a lot like Rodgers in that if he sees the deep man coverage and green in front of him he'll take the easy 10 yards and slide, but it's not his bread and butter. He still looks to throw until he's past the LOS, which is a beautiful thing. Sadly, Dak doesn't.

[Will Hunting]

Mixed race Aaron Rodgers is more like it. Stop comparing him only to black mobile QBs just because he's not a pale skinned dude.
I will always think that McNabb would have been near GOAT level if he wasn’t out of shape to the point where he was dry heaving while his team tried to win a Super Bowl.

[Millennial_Messiah]

I will always think that McNabb would have been near GOAT level if he wasn’t out of shape to the point where he was dry heaving while his team tried to win a Super Bowl.

McNabb just came off like a guy who wasn't very smart, not completely retarded but the straight C student athlete who did just enough throughout school to pass and get his athletic scholarship. I remember in the early-mid 2000s he was the Campbell's soup poster boy, he was an obnoxious dumbass on those commercials.

His decision making wasn't very good. He came off as a guy playing Madden and spamming the same plays and that offense just went down the toilet after they lost T.O. Overly reliant on TO.

As for coaches, I only give Tomlin a pass I guess because of his ring, but that was a stacked-ass team on both sides of the ball and let's be frank, Tomlin's been extremely lucky to have some generational talent especially on offense and a savvy vet QB who knows how to get them the ball. Tomlin is more of a "stay out of the way and let Ben and the offense do their thang" which is respectable. Tomlin is a team motivator and not much of a coach but you have to respect a guy who doesn't get in the way of the team when he knows it's not his place.

[Millennial_Messiah]

The smartest black QBs ever to me have to be... Moon, Wilson, and possibly this Mahomes though he's mixed.

[monosylab1k]

The smartest black QBs ever to me have to be... Moon, Wilson, and possibly this Mahomes though he's mixed.

Warren Moon may be ethnically black, but he was 100% a white QB.

[FrostKing]

"smart"

American football


Pick one

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol Bugles
:lol not even worthy of "Bungles"

[Millennial_Messiah]

"smart"

American football


Pick one
:lol

> heterosexual
> poverty football


Pick one.

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol Marvin Lewis
:lol taking a timeout in the 3rd quarter down 38-7
:lol black coach time management



seriously, you're better off just taking the delay, it's not like you won't be able to convert 1st & 15 against soft tampa 2 zone coverage.

[Spurtacular]

Whose idea was it to have Cin at KC on SNF?

Swing and a miss.

[Pelicans78]

Whose idea was it to have Cin at KC on SNF?

Swing and a miss.

They picked this over the Saints/Ravens.

[Spurtacular]

They picked this over the Saints/Ravens.

Does Midwest give better rating over Southeast and east?

I think they get too cute trying to get as many teams on SNF as they can throughout the season.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Mahomes will learn not to underthrow a guy like that. Growing pains. But he has the arm strength to get it there. Always better to overthrow that underthrow, because underthrows cause picks.

[FrostKing]

They picked this over the Saints/Ravens.
Affirmative action pick

[Millennial_Messiah]

They picked this over the Saints/Ravens.

And Collinsworth slobbers all over Tucker every time the Ravens play on SNF. Couldn't imagine his epic reaction to the ending if he was the color commentator.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Affirmative action pick

Nah, Lamar Jackson scored and he's totally black... also Taysom Hill is bla- oh, wait

[Spurtacular]

Mahomes is soft. He would've been blasted and sitting out for two games back in the day.

[FrostKing]

Mahomes is soft. He would've been blasted and sitting out for two games back in the day.
Slightly darker Jim McMahon

[Clipper Nation]

Mahomes is soft. He would've been blasted and sitting out for two games back in the day.
You could say this for literally any modern quarterback.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Cinci defense going full Bungles :lol


Glad to see Hill caught that TD, so the drop a few plays ago wouldn't fux with his confidence long term.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Though I will say this, if Mahomes breaks his collabone I think the Brady Bunch gets yet another easy path to the SB... though the Rams are winning it no matter what....


Pretty sure the Rams could go 16-0 if they want to this year, but they'll likely lose 1 or 2 down the stretch after they clinch the #1 seed.

[Spurtacular]

Slightly darker Jim McMahon

McMahon was injured a lot; but he was much tougher. This Mahomes guy wouldn't have played through the shit that McMahon played through. He would've been out for the season on that infamous body slam.

[Spurtacular]

You could say this for literally any modern quarterback.

Most, yes. No doubt they're getting coddled.

[Millennial_Messiah]

The only drawback to all the AFC North teams losing today is that means the idle Stoolers are now in 1st place of that woeful division...

[Millennial_Messiah]

Matt Bryant just went "oh shit, now I gotta retire..."

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol Patriots against Buffalo on MNF?


Get ready for that 47-14 snooze fest... I guess the shitty MNF crew deserve it.