GOP Tried to Set Up Mueller? FBI Notified

[LkrFan]

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Any Becky willing to do this to an innocent man ain't shit :lmao

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:lol

[LkrFan]

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[LkrFan]

David Dennison is despicable:
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:lol

[LkrFan]

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SMH

[LkrFan]

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Yep yep

[LkrFan]

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[djohn2oo8]

Yup. The desperation is real.

[djohn2oo8]

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:lmao :lmao :lmao

[LkrFan]

You can't make this stuff up. Nice tweet thread:
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[djohn2oo8]

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[LkrFan]

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:lmao :lmao :lmao

:rollin :lmao :rollin

[Pavlov]

Isn't Burkman the dude who offered $100k to find the Seth Rich killer and got shot and run over by his own investigator?

:lol

[Reck]

Chris's boys. :lol plebs

[LkrFan]

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[TSA]

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:rollin that kid is fucked

[Winehole23]

same Jacob Wohl who got banned from trading for life at age 20 by the SEC?

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[Winehole23]

Pro-tip, Dave.When you try to cook up a fake website for a fake company as part of a conspiracy involving wire fraud and obstruction of justice, they generally advise against putting your name in the registration record.

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[Spurminator]

:lmao Chris' imaginary friends

[Pavlov]

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:rollin that kid is fucked
My little Jacob Wohl story: August 2016, we're sitting around the trading turrets at my office on a bored to tears slow day. Our receptionist said someone was here for his 2pm appointment. None of us had an appointment on schedule. Who is it? we ask? Some guy named Jacob Wohl.

Jacob Wohl, for those out of loop, gained quite a bit of notoriety for becoming the youngest guy to ever get himself barred for life from the financial industry. Now he's waiting in our lobby to pitch something. We're a large merchant bank.

Send him in, we said. In walks young Jacob asking to be seeded with $25mm to start a new hedge fund in exchange for an ownership stake in it. Oh, & he needs an office. And a Bloomberg station. And needs to borrow staff until he can hire some guys. And he needs a leased car...

And he needs an answer today. Right now. Because there's a competing offer from Izzy Englander's firm Millenium (we know those guys well). We fight the urge to literally start laughing, but do ask him...hey, you the same guy who got banned by regulators? He didn't even flinch

He went on about that being untrue & handed over a letter he said was from his lawyer who had confirmed he was not barred, had been vindicated but it 'just wasn't in the system yet at the SEC, CFTC'...whatever that means.

One of my colleagues politely told Jacob that we don't usually do seed deals & when we do it's only after someone works here as a PM for a few years, so no. Take the deal with Izzy, kid. We ended the meeting right there.

The attorney letter was on obviously forged letterhead for Davis Polk (including a wrong address). Less than an hour later we get a call from someone we know at Millenium asking who the hell this kid using our name to get a meeting is. We had a laugh. Hey, the kid tried.

https://twitter.com/KeyserSozeBro1/status/1057327339237974016

:lol

[Spurs Homer]

:cry:cry

:elephant

[spurraider21]

i wonder if Wohl met this woman at a hipster cafe

[Pavlov]

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Wohl declined to comment on his involvement with Surefire Intelligence. However, his email is listed in the domain records for Surefire Intelligence’s website and calls to a number listed on the Surefire Intelligence website went to a voicemail message which provided another phone number, listed in public records as belonging to Wohl’s mother.

Wohl stopped responding to NBC News after being told Surefire’s official phone number redirects to his mother’s voicemail.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/mueller-refers-sex-assault-scheme-targeting-him-fbi-investigation-n926301

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[LkrFan]

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[Spurminator]

i wonder if Wohl met this woman at a hipster cafe

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[hater]

Midterm false flag :rolleyes

[LkrFan]

I hope Jacob's mom goes to prison too as an accomplice :wow

[LkrFan]

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:lmao

[Pavlov]

Midterm false flag :rolleyesHow is this a false flag, hater?

[Chris]

Chris's boys. :lol plebs

I'm a trendsetter.

I set trends.

[Pavlov]

I'm a trendsetter.

I set trends.That's a stolen quote.

You're a thief.

[djohn2oo8]

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[Winehole23]

1057365295323586562Jennifer Taub wrote a great book about banks and the financial crisis of 2008, "Other People's Houses"

Weird that Jacob Wohl was barking up her tree, she appears to be a progressive Democrat.

[Spurminator]

:lmao

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[LkrFan]

:lmao

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Nice find :lol

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What a dumbass :lol

[djohn2oo8]

Nice find :lol

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What a dumbass :lol
:lmao wow

[LkrFan]

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#LockThemUp :lol

[LkrFan]

Jacob done fucked up:
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:lmao

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:wow

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[djohn2oo8]

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:lol

[LkrFan]

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John Clawd Van Damn! :lmao

[LkrFan]

I hope he has tapes:
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[LkrFan]

Question of the day:
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:lmao

[LkrFan]

I hope his cellmate has a 14-incher:
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[Pavlov]

OK, Wohl can't be this stupid, can he?

[djohn2oo8]

OK, Wohl can't be this stupid, can he?
Lol well he just now posted a tweet accusing Mueller of rape

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[Reck]

Shortest FBI investigation since.....the Kavanaugh one. :lol

[hater]

:lol this event will probably wrap up the Mueller probe for good :lmao

[Reck]

:lol this event will probably wrap up the Mueller probe for good :lmao

Do you not read? :lol

[Winehole23]

:lol this event will probably wrap up the Mueller probe for good :lmaoforced hilarity masking what?

wishful thinking?

desperation?

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[LkrFan]

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Beat me to it!! :rollin :lmao :rollin

[LkrFan]

:lol this event will probably wrap up the Mueller probe for good :lmao

:lol

[LkrFan]

Shortest FBI investigation since.....the Kavanaugh one. :lol

Tweetle Dumb is not setting the parameters on this FBI investigation :lol

[djohn2oo8]

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[Peter Strzok]

If successful, this is yet another notch in Putin's belt.

[LkrFan]

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:lmao

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Womp Womp! :lol

[LkrFan]

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Meep Meep!! :lol

[spurraider21]

this whole thing is great on so many levels tbh :lol

[spurraider21]

conservatives saw the allegations do damage to roy moore and justice kavanaugh and probably thought "ugh these are obviously phony/hoax allegations and its obvious soros is paying them. but damn if they aren't effective. lets turn the tide on the libs and do the same thing to mueller!"

only to realize that hoaxing this shit is much harder than it seems

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[Chris]

conservatives saw the allegations do damage to roy moore and justice kavanaugh and probably thought "ugh these are obviously phony/hoax allegations and its obvious soros is paying them. but damn if they aren't effective. lets turn the tide on the libs and do the same thing to mueller!"

only to realize that hoaxing this shit is much harder than it seems

What's your conspiracy theory here?

[djohn2oo8]

Chris too dumb to realize the plot has been revealed

[Chris]

Chris too dumb to realize the plot has been revealed

What's your conspiracy theory here?

[CitizenDwayne]

Holy shit this is hilarious

[ElNono]

conservatives saw the allegations do damage to roy moore and justice kavanaugh and probably thought "ugh these are obviously phony/hoax allegations and its obvious soros is paying them. but damn if they aren't effective. lets turn the tide on the libs and do the same thing to mueller!"

only to realize that hoaxing this shit is much harder than it seems

Amateurs... smdh

[djohn2oo8]

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:rollin

[pgardn]

If successful, this is yet another notch in Putin's belt.

Putin does not do comedy, this is comedy.

[hitmanyr2k]

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:rollin


Buyabadbitch? Buyaslut? :lol Sounds like a sex trafficking service or......Pizzagate!! :wow

[boutons_deux]

Trash pandering with some red meat to his violent cultish mob, while deflecting from all the other shit he has caused.

[djohn2oo8]

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:lmao

[DMX7]

Buyabadbitch? Buyaslut? :lol Sounds like a sex trafficking service or......Pizzagate!! :wow

I'll give him credit for WohlofWallStreet.com though TBH :lol

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:rollin

rofl

[djohn2oo8]

lol the little fuck doubling down this morning

[Reck]

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:rollin

Wolhgirls.com :lmao

[Winehole23]

i wonder if Wohl met this woman at a hipster cafe



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[Spurs Homer]

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Chucho]

What's your conspiracy theory here?


It's only a theory before it's proven. When it's proven it becomes a fact.
Derp. Free vocab lesson for you. Anything to help sociopaths with severe learning disabilities.

[djohn2oo8]

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lol keep it up jr

[Winehole23]

might as well go down in a blaze of glory.

plenty of time for a comeback, look at James O'Keefe.

[CitizenDwayne]

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Oh it’s that guy? Good grief

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[boutons_deux]

I doubt Repug Wray and racist JeBo will aggressively investigate the Repugs

[djohn2oo8]

I doubt Repug Wray and racist JeBo will aggressively investigate the Repugs
Sorry no one gets off with trying to blackmail a federal prosecutor

[LkrFan]

We got tapes:
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:wow

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[Chris]

I love how the Left likes to trivialize thoughts and prayers.

[hitmanyr2k]

I love how the Left likes to trivialize thoughts and prayers.

To be brutally honest "thoughts and prayers" became a joke a long time ago after the umpteenth mass shooting.

[Pavlov]

I love how the Left likes to trivialize thoughts and prayers.Thoughts and prayers proved their own uselessness.

[spurraider21]

I love how the Left likes to trivialize thoughts and prayers.
they are trivial given the context

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:lmao

[TSA]

Wohl = Avenatti with hair

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Womp Womp :lol

[Spurminator]

I love how the Left likes to trivialize thoughts and prayers.

Man, you sound depressed that one of your heroes got exposed as the shill the rest of us always knew he was.

Chin up. You've still got Laura Loomer.

[Reck]

Wohl = Avenatti with hair

Avenatti had a longer and successful run with better connections.

[LkrFan]

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:lmao

[djohn2oo8]

1058032550805991424:lmao this press conference

[djohn2oo8]

Journalists in the room laughing at Wohl :lol

[Reck]

1058032550805991424:lmao this press conference

So the woman has "cold feet" and doesn't want to come out publicly and these amateurs still release her name? :lmao

[boutons_deux]

Sorry no one gets off with trying to blackmail a federal prosecutor

Prosecutorial discretion is very wide

and it wasn't blackmail, it was smearing M with false witness

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:lmao

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:lmao

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:lmao

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:lol

[Chucho]

Is no major news outlet carrying this? I dont see it on any MSM site.

[Pavlov]

Is no major news outlet carrying this? I dont see it on any MSM site.I found a periscope from former Bernie supporter ̶N̶a̶t̶h̶a̶n̶ Cassandra Fairbanks. So far that's it.

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1mrxmYqqjrnxy

You'd think a precision outfit like this would have a tripod.

[djohn2oo8]

Is no major news outlet carrying this? I dont see it on any MSM site.
Not at all

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:lol1058038416120692736
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[Chucho]

Not at all


On behalf of ST, thank you for your dedication to a non-story and giving us your opinions through other people's tweets. Other people being non-important media hacks covering a sham of a story. Great work!

[djohn2oo8]

On behalf of ST, thank you for your dedication to a non-story and giving us your opinions through other people's tweets. Other people being non-important media hacks covering a sham of a story. Great work!
Thanks for complaining and adding towards the view count :tu

Your concern has been noted and disregarded.

[Pavlov]

These reporters kept the receipts from their contacts with Burkman and Wohl a week ago. The text exchange with Wohl makes me think he posts as Chris here.

https://hillreporter.com/jack-burkman-jacob-wohls-story-exposed-through-exclusive-conversations-12507

[Chucho]

Thanks for complaining and adding towards the view count :tu

Your concern has been noted and disregarded.


LOL, "disregarded", but responded. And yah, "view count" = credibility at ST.

God damn, you've surpassed Chris.

[djohn2oo8]

LOL, "disregarded", but responded. And yah, "view count" = credibility at ST.

God damn, you've surpassed Chris.
Did you ever say what coping mocha is?

[Reck]

https://twitter.com/SirajAHashmi/status/1058078916580175873

:lmao

[Chucho]

Did you ever say what coping mocha is?

Yeah. Auto correct is funny sometimes. Did you ever figure out those complicated box scores?

[Winehole23]

https://twitter.com/SirajAHashmi/status/1058078916580175873

:lmaoTHERE WERE PICTURES OF CORN

[djohn2oo8]

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:lmao

[djohn2oo8]

Wohl admits he made it up and now his Twitter account suspended lol


lol Qwis

[Spurminator]

Meanwhile a sitting GOP congressman uses Twitter to try some light witness tampering...

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[Pavlov]

Meanwhile a sitting GOP congressman uses Twitter to try some light witness tampering...

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[spurraider21]

now what is wohl supposed to do when he hears pro-trump liberals at a hipster coffee shop?

[Spurminator]

What was he banned for? That Minnesota no-go zone bullshit?

What a fucking sociopath.

[Pavlov]

DO YOU DENY THE EXISTENCE OF NO GO ZONES I WON'T TALK ABOUT OR LOCATE?

[Spurminator]

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[TSA]

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This would get more traction in the Jussie Smollett thread FYI :bobo

[Pavlov]

Classic whataboutism.

[TSA]

Classic whataboutism.

Classic commentoneverythingism.

[spurraider21]

This would get more traction in the Jussie Smollett thread FYI :bobo
:lmao it only matters if a black guy does it

[Spurminator]

This would get more traction in the Jussie Smollett thread FYI :bobo

I don't get news updates from Jessie Smollett.

How many Jacob Wohl claims did you accept as fact before you realized he was a professional liar?

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[LkrFan]

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Womp Womp