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RandomGuy
10-26-2005, 12:57 AM
Someday, fellow fans, we must face the fact (DAH DAH DAH!) that Timmy will retire.

That I why I propose we find some ethically challenged country, and secretly produce a squad of Tims.

[picture of Tim Duncan's face crudely and badly photoshopped onto a "Clone Wars" poster long since deleted from the internets]


I am sure we can get some hair clippings if we get secret agents to follow him until he decides to trim his current 'fro :fro


It might take us 20 years, but then we will have an unstoppable basketball army... buwahahahaha
Vashner
10-26-2005, 12:58 AM
ROFL nice.
RandomGuy
10-26-2005, 01:03 AM
Thanks. Believe it or not that photo took a bit of doing. Well, ok, so it only took 4 minutes, but hey... :)
SmotPoker
10-26-2005, 01:06 AM
What did you use, paint? Its horribly done, but I got the point.
Cant_Be_Faded
10-26-2005, 01:09 AM
we should breed timmy's dna with Serena Williams dna and it will yeild the most athletic and dominant children of all time
RandomGuy
10-26-2005, 01:10 AM
What did you use, paint? Its horribly done, but I got the point.

Yes. I must profess to being a complete amatuer at photo editing.

I do bookkeeping for a print shop owner who is a genius at this sort of stuf tho'...

heh

heh

heh
RandomGuy
10-26-2005, 01:14 AM
we should breed timmy's dna with Serena Williams dna and it will yeild the most athletic and dominant children of all time

Our scientists are already working on it...


http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a131/bluepooh72/timmy-serenalovechild.jpg
SmotPoker
10-26-2005, 01:18 AM
Thats one ugly bitch.
Vashner
10-26-2005, 01:37 AM
Hahha I could make a quick 2d game with that stuff hahah...

I should do it.. But I don't want the Timmy lawsuit...

http://home.satx.rr.com/krograth/images/rambo2.jpg
Horry For 3!
10-26-2005, 03:28 AM
Someday, fellow fans, we must face the fact (DAH DAH DAH!) that Timmy will retire.

That I why I propose we find some ethically challenged country, and secretly produce a squad of Tims.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a131/bluepooh72/TIMMYCLONES.jpg


I am sure we can get some hair clippings if we get secret agents to follow him until he decides to trim his current 'fro :fro


It might take us 20 years, but then we will have an unstoppable basketball army... buwahahahaha
Why is Manu's face in there on the far right? :lmao
Carie
10-26-2005, 03:30 AM
Screw using him for basketball, I know plenty of women here *cough*summers*cough* who'd like to give this a go for more personal reasons :)
SmotPoker
10-26-2005, 03:48 AM
haha, I didn't see Manus face the first time I looked at it.

Nice Touch
TDMVPDPOY
10-26-2005, 07:11 AM
Had a good laugh at the pics mate, keep it up
ShoogarBear
10-26-2005, 07:38 AM
:lmao

RandomGuy, you are the worst PhotoShopper of all time.

But funny.
Summers
10-26-2005, 09:44 AM
Screw using him for basketball, I know plenty of women here *cough*summers*cough* who'd like to give this a go for more personal reasons :)

:lol You beat me to it! I was going to say I'd be happy to bear his children, but that's not really cloning...

I didn't notice Manu at first either. That's funny.
The sone
10-26-2005, 12:25 PM
we should breed timmy's dna with Serena Williams dna and it will yeild the most athletic and dominant children of all time


no no no...not serena...Starla!!http://img417.imageshack.us/img417/3870/starla5ac.jpg
RandomGuy
10-26-2005, 12:39 PM
Why is Manu's face in there on the far right? :lmao

Heh, he got his haircut at the same barber shop that our secret agents lifted Timmy's DNA from...

I was wondering if anybody was going to notice that.
Horry For 3!
10-26-2005, 02:38 PM
no no no...not serena...Starla!!http://img417.imageshack.us/img417/3870/starla5ac.jpg
Who would want to get it on with her? :lmao
RandomGuy
10-26-2005, 04:18 PM
Who would want to get it on with her? :lmao

The "Man of Steel"?
The sone
10-26-2005, 05:07 PM
Who would want to get it on with her? :lmao


uncle rico would...
E20
10-26-2005, 06:24 PM
Sadly if you cloned Timmy right now his body will age just like the orginal Timmy.
RandomGuy
11-18-2010, 11:05 AM
Holy crap, this was my first club thread. Over the last 5 years I have apparently posted 6 full pages of threads. yikes.
Drachen
11-18-2010, 11:45 AM
This is in the works, where do you think that all of the money we saved from the Scola trade went? Bonner? No, that was just a cover.
Sportcamper
11-18-2010, 11:46 AM
I thought this was going to be a South Park thread...