Tattoo talk! Would you Rather

[phxspurfan]

Let's talk tattoos.

If you were forced (lost a bet) and had to get a replica tattoo of an NBAer's tattoo on your ass, what would it be:


1. "The RJ":

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBUtamGUQAApeYf.jpg

- Requirement to take Ds in the A


2. Kawhi's "Fear God":

https://assets1.sportsnet.ca/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/NBA-Raptors-Kawhi-Leonard-drives-against-the-Suns-1-1040x572.jpg

- Fear of God not necessary (nor shame on cashing 19MM checks for a year while sitting in NYC hotel eating Chee-tos optional)


3. The Birdman

https://bodyartguru.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Chris-Andersen-Tattoos.jpg

- Necessary to also sport a mohawk with it.


4. K-Mart lips on neck

https://closetogreatness.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/6-kenyon-martin.jpg

- optional for strippers to target during lap dances on all star weekend in Vegas


5. Tom Gugliotta tribal armband

http://dev.athletespeakers.com/storage/celebrities/1532533826_tom-gugliotta.jpg

- Necessary for your buddies to watch and repeat "tribal armband! tribal armband!" as you get it inked


6. LeBron "Chosen 1"

https://i1.wp.com/www.nicekicks.com/files/2018/05/LeBron-Chosen-1-Tattoo.jpg

- Optional to film space Jam 3 while collectin' them checks


7. Cherokee Parks "true grit"

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CALlwG5UQAAj5rO.jpg

- Mandatory for no one to give a shit about you in a year


8. Marcus Camby's random Japanese characters

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Js96iA9KGak/T6AYvcd-buI/AAAAAAAAC84/vr1iJO0KbMk/s1600/cambytattoos.jpg

- Mandatory to wonder wtf it is after every Saturday club night asian people in Da Club tell you it means different things

[Bynumite]

Where's the option for Duncan's tramp stamp?

[TDMVPDPOY]

wheres kobes tattoo after colarado? lol purchases a ring, only to continue to lose half

[Chucho]

wheres kobes tattoo after colarado? lol purchases a ring, only to continue to lose half

For a guy that rich, he got one fucked up, kitchen artist tattoo.

[Will Hunting]

Where's the option for Duncan's tramp stamp?
Or koriwhats calf tats :lol

[manufan10]

Or koriwhats calf tats :lol

I thought it was a koriwhat thread before I opened it. :lol

[Will Hunting]

I thought it was a koriwhat thread before I opened it. :lol
I’m surprised a tattoo thread made it through 5 posts without a mention of calf tats.

[Blake]

I thought it was a koriwhat thread before I opened it. :lol

[140]

Or koriwhats calf tats :lol
:lmao

[phxspurfan]

Or koriwhats calf tats :lol

TBH the original idea was calf tats :lol

[DMC]

Some folks sure do work hard to hide their dude gazing antics.

[clambake]

Some folks sure do work hard to hide their dude gazing antics.

to the rescue

[Mitch]

Anything is better than Timothy's tramp stamp, tbh

[TDMVPDPOY]

Getting a single tribal/barb wire tattoo around the bicep is almost as gay as getting a belly button ring.

u talking about tmac? lol
or kmarts lips tattoo on his neck?
how about murrys fkn turtle head tattoo? wtf was he thinking anyway...

[LkrFan]

Where's the option for Duncan's tramp stamp?
:lmao

[Chris Fall]

Reggie Miller has a belly button tattoo. Yes a belly button tattoo. Seriously, it’s a toss-up between that and a tramp stamp as to which is gayer for a guy to have.

DeSahwn Stevenson has a portrait of Abe Lincoln on his neck because “he freed the slaves” and when people kept asking who the tattoo was, he added “5” on each side so people would know. Lol so now people just think he’s a fan of five dollar bills...

Jet Terry was so geeked about the Mavs winning a championship the very season he got a LOB trophy tattoo that he doubled down when he joined Boston and got a Celtics leprechaun tattoo with the trophy. Lol not so lucky the second time.

[Spurtacular]

to the rescue

Be honest; you got a tramp stamp, don't you, blake?

:rollin

[koriwhat]

Be honest; you got a tramp stamp, don't you, blake?

:rollin

that's where sancho blows his loads.