phxspurfan
12-18-2018, 09:32 PM
Let's talk tattoos.
If you were forced (lost a bet) and had to get a replica tattoo of an NBAer's tattoo on your ass, what would it be:
1. "The RJ":
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBUtamGUQAApeYf.jpg
- Requirement to take Ds in the A
2. Kawhi's "Fear God":
https://assets1.sportsnet.ca/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/NBA-Raptors-Kawhi-Leonard-drives-against-the-Suns-1-1040x572.jpg
- Fear of God not necessary (nor shame on cashing 19MM checks for a year while sitting in NYC hotel eating Chee-tos optional)
3. The Birdman
https://bodyartguru.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Chris-Andersen-Tattoos.jpg
- Necessary to also sport a mohawk with it.
4. K-Mart lips on neck
https://closetogreatness.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/6-kenyon-martin.jpg
- optional for strippers to target during lap dances on all star weekend in Vegas
5. Tom Gugliotta tribal armband
http://dev.athletespeakers.com/storage/celebrities/1532533826_tom-gugliotta.jpg
- Necessary for your buddies to watch and repeat "tribal armband! tribal armband!" as you get it inked
6. LeBron "Chosen 1"
https://i1.wp.com/www.nicekicks.com/files/2018/05/LeBron-Chosen-1-Tattoo.jpg
- Optional to film space Jam 3 while collectin' them checks
7. Cherokee Parks "true grit"
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CALlwG5UQAAj5rO.jpg
- Mandatory for no one to give a shit about you in a year
8. Marcus Camby's random Japanese characters
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Js96iA9KGak/T6AYvcd-buI/AAAAAAAAC84/vr1iJO0KbMk/s1600/cambytattoos.jpg
- Mandatory to wonder wtf it is after every Saturday club night asian people in Da Club tell you it means different things
If you were forced (lost a bet) and had to get a replica tattoo of an NBAer's tattoo on your ass, what would it be:
1. "The RJ":
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBUtamGUQAApeYf.jpg
- Requirement to take Ds in the A
2. Kawhi's "Fear God":
https://assets1.sportsnet.ca/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/NBA-Raptors-Kawhi-Leonard-drives-against-the-Suns-1-1040x572.jpg
- Fear of God not necessary (nor shame on cashing 19MM checks for a year while sitting in NYC hotel eating Chee-tos optional)
3. The Birdman
https://bodyartguru.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Chris-Andersen-Tattoos.jpg
- Necessary to also sport a mohawk with it.
4. K-Mart lips on neck
https://closetogreatness.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/6-kenyon-martin.jpg
- optional for strippers to target during lap dances on all star weekend in Vegas
5. Tom Gugliotta tribal armband
http://dev.athletespeakers.com/storage/celebrities/1532533826_tom-gugliotta.jpg
- Necessary for your buddies to watch and repeat "tribal armband! tribal armband!" as you get it inked
6. LeBron "Chosen 1"
https://i1.wp.com/www.nicekicks.com/files/2018/05/LeBron-Chosen-1-Tattoo.jpg
- Optional to film space Jam 3 while collectin' them checks
7. Cherokee Parks "true grit"
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CALlwG5UQAAj5rO.jpg
- Mandatory for no one to give a shit about you in a year
8. Marcus Camby's random Japanese characters
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Js96iA9KGak/T6AYvcd-buI/AAAAAAAAC84/vr1iJO0KbMk/s1600/cambytattoos.jpg
- Mandatory to wonder wtf it is after every Saturday club night asian people in Da Club tell you it means different things