Boy who survived 3 days in the cold woods befriended a bear

[phxspurfan]

https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/28/us/casey-hathaway-bear-claims/index.html

Real news fuck yall

[Spurtacular]

A boy who was lost in the woods says a bear kept him company. No one can prove it didn't happen.
Sounds like the highest bar for CNN. :lmao

[Blake]

They're not claiming it as fact, derptard

[Spurtacular]

They're not claiming it as fact, derptard

Thanks for explaining that, cuck.

[Blake]

Thanks for explaining that, cuck.

Wow after the countless times of having to dumb down and ridiculously simplify things for derp, he finally gives thanks.

You're welcome, retard.

[phxspurfan]

Stop denying the facts. Bear saved boy from certain death. Reward the bear with citizenship and a job

[Blake]

Stop denying the facts. Bear saved boy from certain death. Reward the bear with citizenship and a job

No jobs for bears in this administration

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[DMC]

Did the bear look like Jerry Sandusky?

[DMC]

Stop denying the facts. Bear saved boy from certain death. Reward the bear with citizenship and a job
In this bear market?


The little fellow is safe, that's all that matters.

[CosmicCowboy]

https://cdn.mamamia.com.au/wp/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/10164051/winnie-the-pooh-feat.jpg

[Trill Clinton]

Is the family being investigated for neglect? Why did Grandma leave a 3 yr old unsupervised with easy access to a forest?

[DarrinS]

Lol, easy access to a forest

[Trill Clinton]

Pardon, woods?

[Spurtacular]

Wow after the countless times of having to dumb down and ridiculously simplify things for derp, he finally gives thanks.

You're welcome, retard.

Facetiousness went over your head :lol

Was I saying CNN was reporting it as a fact?

[Blake]

Facetiousness went over your head :lol

Was I saying CNN was reporting it as a fact?

You're derp. I'm just lol at you from here on.

[Spurtacular]

You're derp. I'm just lol at you from here on.

You're just a mindless cuck; not exactly a board secret.

:rollin

[Blake]

You're derp. Everyone calls you derp. It pretty much means everyone calls you an idiot. Everyone. Derp.

[Spurtacular]

You're derp. Everyone calls you derp. It pretty much means everyone calls you an idiot. Everyone. Derp.

:lmao Cuck thinks he's found safety in numbers.

[Blake]

:lmao Cuck thinks he's found safety in numbers.

Derrrrp

[Spurtacular]

Derrrrp

Why do you bother with your cuckbacks? Are you that stupid that you don't realize it's a negative value?

[Blake]

Lol "negative value"

Derrrrrp