HOT SHIT!!!!! Check out SHakira's new ALbum Cover

[batman2883]

http://www.sonymusicstore.com/coverimages/M_97708_200.gif

http://www.sonymusicstore.com/store/catalog/MerchandiseDetails.jsp?selectionId=97708&sms=alt-shakira-ofv2

now that is a very sexy ass woman

[Oh, Gee!!]

que purtty!

[batman2883]

look at her hips and her stomach man, just give me 9 maybe 10 seconds with her.....

[Mixability]

just give me 9 maybe 10 seconds with her.....

thats sad cause it's probably true! :lol

[batman2883]

thats sad cause it's probably true! :lol


Shit with Shakira are you kidding me with all the things she can do on stage imagine what she can do in bed.....

[Oh, Gee!!]

Shit with Shakira are you kidding me with all the things she can do on stage imagine what she can do in bed.....


this sounds like a seinfeld episode

[ObiwanGinobili]

this sounds like a seinfeld episode


didn't the gymnast turn out to be a dud in the sack?

[greywheel]

This would be on my Christmas list but I know I'll buy it the first week of release.

[batman2883]

This would be on my Christmas list but I know I'll buy it the first week of release.


Same here, i bought volume 1 the first day of release

[Gatita]

I downloaded Volume I.

Next.

[Mixability]

Shit with Shakira are you kidding me with all the things she can do on stage imagine what she can do in bed.....

I bet you imagine that kind of stuff alot, especially when you're all alone! :lol

[batman2883]

I bet you imagine that kind of stuff alot, especially when you're all alone! :lol


Danyo....you act like you dont do the same.....ha ha ha ha j/k

[Mixability]

Danyo....you act like you dont do the same.....ha ha ha ha j/k

So you're a proud idiot and a proud chicken choker! Damn you're 2 for 2! :lol

[Gatita]

Could ya'll take the love somewhere else. You are ruining this thread. :rolleyes

[batman2883]

No No No I Dont Choke The Chicken Trust Me On That.....never Really Had To

[Mixability]

No No No I Dont Choke The Chicken Trust Me On That.....never Really Had To

so you call it Spank the Monkey, huh? :lol

[batman2883]

danyo....you are one sick and negative bastard...

[bigzak25]

that is some evil shit. don't think i don't see it.

i do.

lust for women is man's downfall.

this is basically showing a baby reaching for the forbidden fruit, which is to eat from a woman's pussy. thus the 'oral fixation' title.

and it is very easy to see that evil face at the bottom of the tree...

do you see IT?

http://www.sonymusicstore.com/coverimages/M_97708_200.gif


she is emulating EVE.

[tlongII]

Shakira is hot, but the album cover is nothing special.

[batman2883]

The body being shown is all i care about screw all the religion mumbo jumbo..i dont care...her being naked on the cover....means one word for me.....SCHWING!!!!!

[Mixability]

The body being shown is all i care about ...her being naked on the cover....means one word for me.....SCHWING!!!!!

I know you go out alot, but this has to be said anyway, you need to get out more. I seriously feel sorry for you if you get off on a album cover.

[batman2883]

dude i go out all the time and getting laid is like an every other day thing...but seriously how can any straight man look at that album cover and not be like damn shakira is fine as hell???

[Gatita]

dude i go out all the time and getting laid is like an every other day thing...but seriously how can any straight man look at that album cover and not be like damn shakira is fine as hell???

You remind me of a child who has ADD.

[bigzak25]

but seriously how can any straight man look at that album cover and not be like damn shakira is fine as hell???



self control.

she is a beautiful woman. but i refuse to lust.

and in that picture? she looks ugly and sad. check her face when

you get done with the self pleasuring. :tu

[batman2883]

HA HA HA HA damn a child who has ADD oh okay just cause i really like Shakira and she takes a sexy ass picture and i say she looks hott...i therefore should be diagnosed with add?? And her face doesnt look sad it looks like a plain face with no emotion actually and its sexy cause its a natural look, just like the first album cover, it looks more natural than her previous album cover full of makeup

[Shelly]

You remind me of a child who has ADD.

:lmao

[Mixability]

dude i go out all the time and getting laid is like an every other day thing...but seriously how can any straight man look at that album cover and not be like damn shakira is fine as hell???

I did say you go out alot, getting laid alot? Oh yeah i forgot, you go to Club Rive with all the sluts, anyone can get laid there!

I'm straight and I can see that Shakira is attractive, but nothing that'll make me blow my load in 9 or 10 seconds like you proudly shared! :lol

[Mixability]

You remind me of a child who has ADD.

:tu

[batman2883]

ha ha ha dude i said because of the things she can do, not because of how she looked besides, you need to stop taking everything i say in here so fucking serious....i'm hardly ever serious to begin with most of the shit i say

[tlongII]

dude i go out all the time and getting laid is like an every other day thing...but seriously how can any straight man look at that album cover and not be like damn shakira is fine as hell???


I wish I could say the same thing! :lol

[Gatita]

I wish I could say the same thing! :lol

Doesn't your hand count?

[tlongII]

self control.

she is a beautiful woman. but i refuse to lust.

and in that picture? she looks ugly and sad. check her face when

you get done with the self pleasuring. :tu

Whatchyoutalkinbout Willis?

[Mixability]

ha ha ha dude i said because of the things she can do, not because of how she looked besides, you need to stop taking everything i say in here so fucking serious....i'm hardly ever serious to begin with most of the shit i say

It sounded to me like you already ruined your keyboard with how you were talking in your initial post. I've stopped taking any of your posts seriously a long time ago, if you want an exact date, check your "join date". :lol

[bigzak25]

baaaa means NO, tlong.

[tlongII]

Doesn't your hand count?


I don't think so.

[bigzak25]

a woman without makeup is better, i'll agree with that.

but where is her smile?

[batman2883]

baaaa means NO, tlong.


ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha on another note my teacher last night was telling us how she over heard a preist saying he had relations with a donkey to suffice his urges

[batman2883]

a woman without makeup is better, i'll agree with that.

but where is her smile?


she wasn't smiling on her vol 1 cd either and she still looked beautiful

[tlongII]

a woman without makeup is better, i'll agree with that.

but where is her smile?


People don't smile all the time.

[Gatita]

People don't smile all the time.

Neither do animals.

[1Parker1]

She looks ok in that pic. I agree with BigSac, smiles go a long way. I am slightly envious of her flat, 6 pack tummy. It has motivated me to go to the gym today :)

[Mixability]

a woman without makeup is better

:tu

cake faces suck!

[tlongII]

Neither do animals.

I'm starting to get tired of the beastiality comments...

[Gatita]

I'm starting to get tired of the beastiality comments...

And I got tired of the I'd Hit it comments a long time ago. So what is your point? :rolleyes

[Vashner]

Yea I noticed Female 6 packs are out.. and 1 little mini pack stomach down lower to the crotch is in.

[tlongII]

And I got tired of the I'd Hit it comments a long time ago. So what is your point? :rolleyes

The I'd Hit It comments are not directed at any specific poster here...although in your case I could make an exception.

[1Parker1]

Yea I noticed Female 6 packs are out.. and 1 little mini pack stomach down lower to the crotch is in.


:lol Well I don't want a 6 pack........a 1 pack is enough for me :)

[Vashner]

It (fad) died right after they started using paint to make fake ab Six packs.

[Gatita]

Yea I noticed Female 6 packs are out.. and 1 little mini pack stomach down lower to the crotch is in.

It is called a beer belly! :lol

[batman2883]

The I'd Hit It comments are not directed at any specific poster here...although in your case I could make an exception.


ha ha ha ha that was fucking classic

[Marklar MM]

Much better picture. :eyebrows :p :jack :cooldevil :nerd :smokin

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000BOH8XW.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

[batman2883]

mARKLAR YOU ARE THE FUCKING MAN!!!!

[Marklar MM]

mARKLAR YOU ARE THE FUCKING MAN!!!!


I know. I know.

[baseline bum]

I'd hit it and never quit it.

[Horry For 3!]

Good stuff

[Shelly]

I'd hit it and never quit it.


You go, Johnny COChran :)

[Marklar MM]

You go, Johnny COChran :)

Johnny COCKhran, is more like it.

[SWC Bonfire]

I'll take Analbum Cover for $200, Trebec.

http://image.com.com/tv/images/video/snl_celebjeopardy_medvid.jpg

[batman2883]

I'll take Analbum Cover for $200, Trebec.

http://image.com.com/tv/images/video/snl_celebjeopardy_medvid.jpg

ha ha ha ha ha ha fucking sean connery was notorious for hating on alex trebec and screwing trebec's mother

[Marklar MM]

Sean Connery: Hello, Trebek, fancy seeing you again. It's been a long time.
Alex Trebek: Not quite long enough.
Sean Connery: Not long enough, eh? That's not what your mother said last night.

[Marklar MM]

Alex Trebek: [on Celebrity Jeopardy] Sharon Osbourne, you have first pick of the board. Might I suggest "Automatic Points"?
Sharon Osbourne: I'll take "How many fingers am I holding up" for $200, Alex.
Alex Trebek: All right.
[holds up three fingers]
Alex Trebek: How many fingers am I holding up?
Sharon Osbourne: Seven
Alex Trebek: [resignedly] No, it's not seven.
Sharon Osbourne: What? Why
[long period of bleeping]
Alex Trebek: Bill Cosby?
Bill Cosby: Why can't people talk today without cursing? That's what's wrong with the young people today with the sagging pants and the rap music and...
Alex Trebek: [warily] That is not correct. Okay, Sean Connery.
Sean Connery: I've got a finger for you, Trebek.
Alex Trebek: [to the cameraman] Take the camera off him! Don't show that! That's not a finger, Mr. Connery and you know it!
Sean Connery: [camera cuts back to Connery who is zipping up his pants] Like you've never seen one before, Trebek.

[Marklar MM]

Alex Trebek: [the category is "Words that begin with the letter C"] The word cat would be found under this letter in the dictionary. Sean Connery?
Sean Connery: What is the "R's"?
Alex Trebek: No, it's not in the "R's".
Sean Connery: Not in the "R's", eh? Well, that's not what your mother said last night, Trebek.

[Marklar MM]

Alex Trebek: Let's just go to Final Jeopardy, shall we? The category is; I can't believe this, the Final Jeopardy category is 'Famous Mothers'.
Sean Connery: Hah, Hah, Hah; My day has finally come, Trebek.

[Marklar MM]

Sean Connery: Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Alex Trebek: Catherine Zeta-Jones is not the correct answer! In fact, Catherine Zeta-Jones has nothing to do with this category!
Sean Connery: I don't care about the category. I'm just naming women I'd like to sleep with. Halle Berry.

[Marklar MM]

Sean Connery: Knock, knock.
Alex Trebek: Who's there?
Sean Connery: Me, the guy who slept with your mother last night!

[Marklar MM]

Alex Trebek: Mr. Connery, despite your best efforts, you answered the question correctly.

[Marklar MM]

Sean Connery: I pose a conundrum to you, a riddle if you will.
Alex Trebek: [as Alex Trebeck] I don't want to hear it.
Sean Connery: What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold. One's a sick duck... I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore.

[Marklar MM]

[on "Celebrity Jeopardy."]
Sean Connery: I'll take "The Rapists" for $100.
Alex Trebek: That's "therapists", not "the rapists".

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[on "Celebrity Jeopardy."]
Sean Connery: I'll take "Famous Titties" for $400.
Alex Trebek: That's "Famous Titles", not "Famous Titties".

[Marklar MM]

Alex Trebek: French Stewart? The sound a dog makes.
French Stewart: Um... Who is John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band, thank you very much. I'll take Animal Sounds for 800.
Alex Trebek: No. Good lord. We would've accepted "bow wow" or "ruff."
Sean Connery: Oh, rough. Just the way your mother likes it, eh Trebek?

[batman2883]

those are the best skits from snl.....sean connery making fun of trebec

[Vashner]

Man talk about going off topic. You on the yayo?

[batman2883]

who fucking lead us on this damn tangent.????

[Marklar MM]

SWC. All SWC. With a hint of MM's

[Arragontigo]

fucking bonfire motherfucker

[Carie]

Marklar MM you had quite the one man show going on there for a bit :lol

[Arragontigo]

marklar is kinda slow please forgive him

[E20]

I noticed that Gatita does not like hot celeberities?

[batman2883]

gatita doesnt like guys period she's a lesbo im convinced

[Marklar MM]

gatita doesnt like guys period she's a lesbo im convinced


I like lesbians. They are cool. (As long as they are hot. No Rosie O'Donnell types.)

[batman2883]

rosie o'donnell should just change her sex

[spurs=bling]

http://www.mipueblito.com/bios/shakira.JPG


just for you BAT. i asked my friend for them. and he sent them

[NZHayden]

that album cover is hot shit i'd give her the lazy peyow peyow if she ever gave me the chance

[Mixability]

http://www.mipueblito.com/bios/shakira.JPG


just for you BAT. i asked my friend for them. and he sent them

:vomit

[Mixability]

rosie o'donnell should just change her sex

like you wouldn't hit it already! :lol