Leslie Joiner Dudley Thread

[Will Hunting]

Who else thinks this wildebeest has a shot at NFL greatness?

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[Millennial_Messiah]

Bigger left tackle than Trent Brown, tbh.

[Will Hunting]

Bigger left tackle than Trent Brown, tbh.
I'm thinking she can be Jason Peters' replacement if Philly can't retain him tbh.

[Millennial_Messiah]

I'm thinking she can be Jason Peters' replacement if Philly can't retain him tbh.

Good idea... that would give EDP premium fap material for the next 15 years!

[Will Hunting]

Good idea... that would give EDP premium fap material for the next 15 years!
EDP445 might even be an upgrade over a skinhead who works as an installer for DISH Network :lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

EDP445 might even be an upgrade over a skinhead who works as an installer for DISH Network :lol

Plus, he eats dat phat pussy, while the skinhead would probably be expecting blowjobs, dinner, and a quick wham-bam-thank you ma'am every day.

[benefactor]

May have to go the AAF route first, but there's definitely potential there

[Will Hunting]

:lmao Sir Johnny avoiding this thread as much as his daughter avoids the salad bar

[AaronY]

This is over the line honestly lol

[Will Hunting]

This is over the line honestly lol
He was given proper warning by benefactor about what would happen if he kept spamming with his bullshit tbh

[benefactor]

Yeah he was warned repeatedly that his attention whoring here would no longer be tolerated and what would happen if he continued. He's a lonely old man who comes to the internet to channel his personality disorder because he has no way of doing it in real life. I have no sympathy for him.

[BD24]

Fuckin savage tbh :lol

Surprised Larry hasn’t cried to Kori to have this taken down tbh

[Will Hunting]

Fuckin savage tbh :lol

Surprised Larry hasn’t cried to Kori to have this taken down tbh
Why would he have this taken down when he claims that he's not Larry Joiner?

Also I agree that the woman on the OP is a savage.

[benefactor]

Why would he have this taken down when he claims that he's not Larry Joiner?

Also I agree that the woman on the OP is a savage.
He tried to tweak the narrative just enough where he could intertwine his fake life with his real one. For example, he divulged his name was Larry but changed his last name to keep from getting located via Google. If he wasn't trying so hard to make his fake life real to himself he would have never been outed.

My real name is Lawrence Richard Layton. I live in Porterville Cali and am a retired insurance salesman.

I'm an X...

Navy
running back
cornerback
kick returner
sprinter
long jumper
crazy man loose on the west coast

Your turn.


That's why I go with Larry.

So what is your full name, man up ya little shit, ok? Don't be a wimp.
For someone who spends so much time online, he also seems to be very naive about the internet outside of using Google and posting on message boards. Having his son in law upload those pics to his Photobucket then posting them here was dumb, but he was even dumber to tell me that Chris was actually his son in law. Then it was just a matter of a quick search and boom...Larry and family.

[Will Hunting]

He tried to tweak the narrative just enough where he could intertwine his fake life with his real one. For example, he divulged his name was Larry but changed his last name to keep from getting located via Google. If he wasn't trying so hard to make his fake life real to himself he would have never been outed.



For someone who spends so much time online, he also seems to be very naive about the internet outside of using Google and posting on message boards. Having his son in law upload those pics to his Photobucket then posting them here was dumb, but he was even dumber to tell me that Chris was actually his son in law. Then it was just a matter of a quick search and boom...Larry and family.
:lol he even kept his middle name the same

:lol he’s so obviously ashamed of his life that he embellishes certain details on the internet to drown out the disappointment

[Millennial_Messiah]

Hearing only crickets in here, no Crickets Magoo.

[Pelicans78]

This thread is gold.

I don’t feel bad for that POS either. His fat ass has been spamming this board for years. I’m sure Judy is one of those types who constantly bitches at a restaurant because the service is too slow and portions are too small.

[Millennial_Messiah]

This thread is gold.

I don’t feel bad for that POS either. His fat ass has been spamming this board for years. I’m sure Judy is one of those types who constantly bitches at a restaurant because the service is too slow and portions are too small.

I silently bitch about that sort of thing by leaving off the tip tbh.

[Will Hunting]

I silently bitch about that sort of thing by leaving off the tip tbh.
If you actually don't tip waiters and waitresses then you're truly a piece of shit human being.

[Millennial_Messiah]

If you actually don't tip waiters and waitresses then you're truly a piece of shit human being.

It depends on the overall quality of my experience. If the food, speed, and management are shitty, and the servers don't get tipped, the servers will quit and the high turnover in staff will usually lead to the restaurant going out of business which is often good riddance.

I rarely eat out, though, and when I do it almost never involves waiters/waitresses.

[SpursforSix]

It depends on the overall quality of my experience. If the food, speed, and management are shitty, and the servers don't get tipped, the servers will quit and the high turnover in staff will usually lead to the restaurant going out of business which is often good riddance.

I rarely eat out, though, and when I do it almost never involves waiters/waitresses.

Your new updated list:

Doesn't like dogs
Homophobic
Bad football takes (really a subset of terrible takes on everything)
Cheap

[Black Stan]

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Been there done that

[Will Hunting]

Been there done that
How was it, tbh?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Your new updated list:

Doesn't like dogs
Homophobic
Bad football takes (really a subset of terrible takes on everything)
Cheap

So... practical, straight and narrow, intelligent football analyst, and practical again. Got it.

[Black Stan]

How was it, tbh?

It was like fucking a beanbag made out of spoiled meat

[benefactor]

It was like fucking a beanbag made out of spoiled meat
:rollin

[Will Hunting]

It was like fucking a beanbag made out of spoiled meat
:lmao

[Millennial_Messiah]

Been there done that

Tbh, she looks like the average uggo on plenty-o-fish or o.k. cupid

[Robz4000]

It was like fucking a beanbag made out of spoiled meat

:lmao holy shit

[BD24]

Been there done that
:lmao

[BD24]

If you actually don't tip waiters and waitresses then you're truly a piece of shit human being.
12 an hour at BB&B doesn’t leave a lot of money left for tipping tbh

[AaronY]

Yeah he was warned repeatedly that his attention whoring here would no longer be tolerated and what would happen if he continued. He's a lonely old man who comes to the internet to channel his personality disorder because he has no way of doing it in real life. I have no sympathy for him.
I have sympathy for the daughter who might google her own name and see this lol

[Will Hunting]

I have sympathy for the daughter who might google her own name and see this lol
The hopeful end result there would be her getting angry with her horrible father and him facing consequences IRL for his behavior on this site.

[Millennial_Messiah]

I have sympathy for the daughter who might google her own name and see this lol

I can't feel sorry for her; she'd have to lose approximately 100 pounds before I could consider that.

[Millennial_Messiah]

12 an hour at BB&B doesn’t leave a lot of money left for tipping tbh

Dumb schtick. I make north of 37.50 an hour

[BD24]

Dumb schtick. I make north of 37.50 an hour
BB&B must be trying to attract and retain the best replenishment associates in the business tbh

[Millennial_Messiah]

BB&B must be trying to attract and retain the best replenishment associates in the business tbh

That schtick that I would ever stoop low enough to work retail (at least at the store-level) is stupid, but Click was a funny movie tbh

[BD24]

That schtick that I would ever stoop low enough to work retail (at least at the store-level) is stupid, but Click was a funny movie tbh
You on LinkedIn Andy? Would think someone who switches jobs as much as you would be

[Pelicans78]

Let’s stick to the topic please :lmao

[Will Hunting]

Let’s stick to the topic please :lmao
:lol Agreed

This is a thread about NFL prospect Leslie Joiner-Dudley.

[Greg Oden]

She’d fit right in at a mid 00’s st gtg

[AaronY]

I can't feel sorry for her; she'd have to lose approximately 100 pounds before I could consider that.
Whoa! we got an edgy badass right hurr!

[Will Hunting]

She’d fit right in at a mid 00’s st gtg
THAT nigga Greg coming from outa nowhere

[benefactor]

:lol him trying to reinvent himself again
:lol still a run of the mill old man
:lol Leslie is still fat
:lol Judy is still fat
:lol Chris is still a meth head

[Millennial_Messiah]

You on LinkedIn Andy? Would think someone who switches jobs as much as you would be

Nope and I don't go by Andy. I've always avoided that because I don't want to be associated with Andy from Toy Story. I always thought that kid was a dweeb. From that movie I prefer Sid tbh.

[BD24]

Let’s stick to the topic please :lmao
My bad guys. This is far to important to go off topic on.

Guesses on number of black guys she has let hit tbh?

[BD24]

Leslie and her friends getting ready for tryouts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_nhU4i9uNY

[Mark Celibate]

She’d fit right in at a mid 00’s st gtg

ha ha!

I can see those pantiess dropping at the first sight of Mookie in his bedsheet button-down i saaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddd

[HarlemHeat37]

She’d fit right in at a mid 00’s st gtg

:lmao are those pictures still around?

[chunticakes]

I have sympathy for the daughter who might google her own name and see this lol

That's fucking hilarious I just thought of that. Here we are laughing our asses off at her expense while ol' cow is out there obliviously living her best life.

I hope she sees this. :lol

[Will Hunting]

That's fucking hilarious I just thought of that. Here we are laughing our asses off at her expense while ol' cow is out there obliviously living her best life.

I hope she sees this. :lol
She’s only gonna be living her best life for another few years before the type 2 diabeetus kicks in.

[SpursforSix]

That's fucking hilarious I just thought of that. Here we are laughing our asses off at her expense while ol' cow is out there obliviously living her best life.

I hope she sees this. :lol

SpursTalk is now on the second page of a Google search.

[Will Hunting]

SpursTalk is now on the second page of a Google search.
We’ve gotta make a top 10 in the search.

[AaronY]

That's fucking hilarious I just thought of that. Here we are laughing our asses off at her expense while ol' cow is out there obliviously living her best life.

I hope she sees this. :lol
I mean her dad is Avante..she's suffered enough tbh

[AaronY]

Leslie if ur reading this but dont mind this nonsense.. coupla guise on this forum just OD'd on dem red pills and pretty much whole forum hates women tbh. plus the edgelord quotient/ratio on here is exceptionally high

[Will Hunting]

Leslie if ur reading this but dont mind this nonsense.. coupla guise on this forum just OD'd on dem red pills and pretty much whole forum hates women tbh. plus the edgelord quotient/ratio on here is exceptionally high
Red pilled edgelords probably don’t bother her seeing that she’s married to one.

[AaronY]

Red pilled edgelords probably don’t bother her seeing that she’s married to one.
You should do a brutal riff on her kids next if she has any

[Will Hunting]

You should do a brutal riff on her kids next if she has any
From what I can tell her kid is like 3, even I think that might be a bit much :lol

[AaronY]

From what I can tell her kid is like 3, even I think that might be a bit much :lol
Shame WildCobra isn't here he could triangulate her house for us with his problem solving capabilities..could TP it or egg it maybe. would be nice

[SpursforSix]

Shame WildCobra isn't here he could triangulate her house for us with his problem solving capabilities..could TP it or egg it maybe. would be nice

LOL. He'd probably go through the trouble of doing it even though we know her address.

[Millennial_Messiah]

From what I can tell her kid is like 3, even I think that might be a bit much :lol

so she has a child? I guess that explains her fat tbh.

Avante is a fucking grandpa posting on an internet message board :lmao :lmao :lmao


PLOT TWIST: Maybe he's both the grandpa AND the dad?

[Mason Joiner]

Wow, you all are really mean to my sistuh.

I guess she probably could spare to lose a few pounds though.

[BD24]

With the draft coming up fairly soon, what round do y'all think Leslie goes tbh? What teams might have interest?

[Will Hunting]

With the draft coming up fairly soon, what round do y'all think Leslie goes tbh? What teams might have interest?
She’s not first round material but could be early 2nd. Cardinals need help across their entire offensive line.

[BD24]

She’s not first round material but could be early 2nd. Cardinals need help across their entire offensive line.
There is also the baggage of her loud moth pedo dad to consider as well. Sort of similar to a Lavar Ball situation.

[BD24]

Avant, would like to get an experts opinion on this prospect tbh.

[Millennial_Messiah]

She’s not first round material but could be early 2nd. Cardinals need help across their entire offensive line.

They should draft her and sign Trenton Brown so they could set a new NFL record for combined weight of their starting tackles.

[BD24]

Larry is usually so quick to weigh in on top prospects, I wonder why he is avoiding talking about this one tbh

[BD24]

Leslie did quite well at the combine. Showed better than expected explosion/foot speed. Bench press was really impressive, but that was expected when your dad is 275 pounds of twisted railroad steel tbh.

[Will Hunting]

Leslie did quite well at the combine. Showed better than expected explosion/foot speed. Bench press was really impressive, but that was expected when your dad is 275 pounds of twisted railroad steel tbh.
What was that bitch’s 40 time?

[BD24]

What was that bitch’s 40 time?
5.0, not the fastest, but pretty damn good considering she busted out 35 reps on the bench

[Will Hunting]

5.0, not the fastest, but pretty damn good considering she busted out 35 reps on the bench
Hopefully she was wearing a sports bra to avoid another one of these:

https://i.makeagif.com/media/2-01-2016/8SXeS9.gif

[SpursforSix]

Hopefully she was wearing a sports bra to avoid another one of these:

https://i.makeagif.com/media/2-01-2016/8SXeS9.gif

to quote Leslie from another thread...

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[Mitch]

My boy Andy shouldn't be posting here considering the size of his hambeast of a girlfriend :lol

[BD24]

My boy Andy shouldn't be posting here considering the size of his hambeast of a girlfriend :lol
:lol tbh.

Her and Leslie would make great competitive eaters

[Will Hunting]

My boy Andy shouldn't be posting here considering the size of his hambeast of a girlfriend :lol
Pics, tbh.

[Mitch]

Pics, tbh.

:tu

[SpursforSix]

Looks like they 86d all of Leslie's posts.

[BD24]

Larry must be snitching tbh

[Will Hunting]

Looks like they 86d all of Leslie's posts.
:lmao they got rid of her posts but still kept Chris Dudley’s posts and this thread

[SpursforSix]

:lmao they got rid of her posts but still kept Chris Dudley’s posts and this thread

she told me that it's "fucking bullshit". My guess is she shouldn't have chased Avante into the political forum.

[Pelicans78]

Wonder why no team hasn’t overpaid this massive haul. She’s definitely a game changer.

[Will Hunting]

Wonder why no team hasn’t overpaid this massive haul. She’s definitely a game changer.
Patriots need a Trenton Brown replacement and I think she’s the only available FA left with his combination of size and strength.

[Mark Celibate]

Patriots need a Trenton Brown replacement and I think she’s the only available FA left with his combination of size and strength.

What's the backup plan if they don't land her, Will?

IMO, there's a hotbed of O-line candidates at the local San Antonio restaurants, especially when Spurs watch parties are on. Diamonds in the rough tbh

[Will Hunting]

What's the backup plan if they don't land her, Will?

IMO, there's a hotbed of O-line candidates at the local San Antonio restaurants, especially when Spurs watch parties are on. Diamonds in the rough tbh
Agreed, especially the redskins fans at the Spurs watch parties. MannyIsGod, N!ggerbear, etc.

[Will Hunting]

Backup plan is probably mookie2001 though

[Mark Celibate]

Agreed, especially the redskins fans at the Spurs watch parties. MannyIsGod, N!ggerbear, etc.

:lol rofl, and don't forget about BigSnax too. Shit, is there any Spurs fan on this site that's not 1 Big Mac away from beetus?

[Will Hunting]

:lol rofl, and don't forget about BigSnax too. Shit, is there any Spurs fan on this site that's not 1 Big Mac away from beetus?
:lol BigSnax

I still remember back when Kori/timvp were more active, I had a troll that said n!ggerbear and it got banned almost instantly :lol

[johnsmith]

:lmao Sir Johnny avoiding this thread as much as his daughter avoids the salad bar

Lol! For real....I’m on the shitter at work and actually lol’d at this!

[Will Hunting]

Lol! For real....I’m on the shitter at work and actually lol’d at this!
I think she can be the elite left tackle that the Broncos haven’t had since prime Ryan Clady tbh.

[johnsmith]

I think she can be the elite left tackle that the Broncos haven’t had since prime Ryan Clady tbh.

This is all too funny! Does the thread that originally outed him still exist somewhere?

[Will Hunting]

This is all too funny! Does the thread that originally outed him still exist somewhere?
naw that shit got locked, but I can PM you the info if you want :lol

[Darth_Pelican]

:lmao Sir Johnny (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=53785) avoiding this thread as much as his daughter avoids the salad bar

:lmao

[benefactor]

:lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

Broncos offense in 2013 was just fine without Clady. 55 touchdowns and Clady went down for the year very early in the season.

[Will Hunting]

Broncos offense in 2013 was just fine without Clady.
Until it got bukkaked by Pete Carroll.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Until it got bukkaked by Pete Carroll.

Don't think Clady moves the needle there. The first play of the game was the center handing Seattle 2 points off the bat, and it was an avalanche of special teams and defense plays from there forward.

[spurraider21]

when is joiner dudley getting drafted?

[SpursforSix]

when is joiner dudley getting drafted?

IDK but it's fucking bullshit that she's not allowed to post on here anymore.

[Millennial_Messiah]

when is joiner dudley getting drafted?

6th round to the Eagles... to compete in cheesesteak eating contests with Jason Peters

[Mitch]

6th round to the Eagles... to compete in cheesesteak eating contests with Jason Peters

Your girl should join the draft, Andy :lol

She must be pushing 300 now

[benefactor]

Probably 4th/5th round tbh

[Chucho]

Your girl should join the draft, Andy :lol

She must be pushing 300 now


:lol

[Will Hunting]

Any word on if Les got signed as an UDFA?

[chunticakes]

Any word on if Les got signed as an UDFA?

Last I heard the blessings were taking up a lot of her time, tbh..

[BD24]

:lol.

nah not this year. Think she will need to put some time in the arena league and work her way up

[SpursforSix]

It sucks that she got got. I can see an "Ask Leslie" thread being pretty informative. How to crafts, recipes, etc.

[Will Hunting]

It sucks that she got got. I can see an "Ask Leslie" thread being pretty informative. How to crafts, recipes, etc.
Whoever was managing that account (:lol) should just make a “Leslie_Booty” troll as a replacement

[Will Hunting]

:lol.

nah not this year. Think she will need to put some time in the arena league and work her way up
I’d say the CFL but not sure how well she’d able to manage her weight problem with easy access to maple syrup and poutine.

[SpursforSix]

Whoever was managing that account (:lol) should just make a “Leslie_Booty” troll as a replacement

They made it just hard enough to be sort of a pain in the ass.