Sir Johnny I need help with a Valentine's day poem

[Trill Clinton]

I need your assistance with creating a free verse poem. I need it by this evening please.

Incorporate the words: reciprocity, acquiesce and desire

[MultiTroll]

Trill sits at the keyboard, his hands are afire.
To blackface his troll, that is his desire.

[Johnny Tightlips]

i ain't acquiescin' nothin'

[SpursforSix]

I need your assistance with creating a free verse poem. I need it by this evening please.

Incorporate the words: reciprocity, acquiesce and desire

Judy Judy fresh and fruity
Acquiesce and share that coochie
I desire your greasy bootie
Reciprocity and pooty tooty

[Sir Johnny]

I talked about my poems before. They just...WHAM~~~~ out of nowhere. Trying to sit down and come up with one, I can't. Never have been able to so....sorry.

Why the restrictions on a love poem, it's real easy to.

How long have I loved you
How long have you been my desire
You have always warmed my heart
lit my fire

I love you sweetheart
And it's plain to see
When God made you
He was thinking of me

But that's just a simple flow.

[Darth_Pelican]

Judy Judy fresh and fruity
Acquiesce and share that coochie
I desire your greasy bootie
Reciprocity and pooty tooty

:lmao

[monosylab1k]

Trill sits at the keyboard, his hands are afire.
To blackface his troll, that is his desire.

Fabbs sits at his keyboard, searches “teen guidos”
Fake internet gansta, he’s really a pedo

[Rappin' Shaq]

I talked about my poems before. They just...WHAM~~~~ out of nowhere. Trying to sit down and come up with one, I can't. Never have been able to so....sorry.

Why the restrictions on a love poem, it's real easy to.

How long have I loved you
How long have you been my desire
You have always warmed my heart
lit my fire

I love you sweetheart
And it's plain to see
When God made you
He was thinking of me

But that's just a simple flow.

Sir Johnny, the old man who lost the genetic lotto
And got busy with underage girls in Olangapo
Fat wife, fat daughter, crackhead son in law
That’s right, Rappin Shaq goin in that ass raw
This dumb muthafucka don’t know shit about the blues
If he battled SpursForSix ain’t no doubt he would lose
So take yo fat pedo ass and get tha fuk out this place
Yo, Larry, tell me how my ass taste!

[SpursforSix]

I was prepared to not like Rappin' Shaq but it's good stuff.
Of course it never hurts to pander and give a shout out to the expert.

[Darth_Pelican]

Fabbs sits at his keyboard, searches “teen guidos”
Fake internet gansta, he’s really a pedo

NB4 his projection reply

[RichFromLFO]

When you take a sip, you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets

[Millennial_Messiah]

When you take a sip, you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets

Only works if you have a black accent.

[benefactor]

Sir Johnny, the old man who lost the genetic lotto
And got busy with underage girls in Olangapo
Fat wife, fat daughter, crackhead son in law
That’s right, Rappin Shaq goin in that ass raw
This dumb muthafucka don’t know shit about the blues
If he battled SpursForSix ain’t no doubt he would lose
So take yo fat pedo ass and get tha fuk out this place
Yo, Larry, tell me how my ass taste!
Rappin' Shaq sighting:wow

[Trill Clinton]

Damn rappin' Shaq and CTOA shut the thread down!

[Robz4000]

Sir Johnny, the old man who lost the genetic lotto
And got busy with underage girls in Olangapo
Fat wife, fat daughter, crackhead son in law
That’s right, Rappin Shaq goin in that ass raw
This dumb muthafucka don’t know shit about the blues
If he battled SpursForSix ain’t no doubt he would lose
So take yo fat pedo ass and get tha fuk out this place
Yo, Larry, tell me how my ass taste!

:lmao

[Chucho]

Sir Johnny, the old man who lost the genetic lotto
And got busy with underage girls in Olangapo
Fat wife, fat daughter, crackhead son in law
That’s right, Rappin Shaq goin in that ass raw
This dumb muthafucka don’t know shit about the blues
If he battled SpursForSix ain’t no doubt he would lose
So take yo fat pedo ass and get tha fuk out this place
Yo, Larry, tell me how my ass taste!

:lmao
This nearly fucked me. Laughed too hard at work rn. :worthy:

[140]

Sir Johnny, the old man who lost the genetic lotto
And got busy with underage girls in Olangapo
Fat wife, fat daughter, crackhead son in law
That’s right, Rappin Shaq goin in that ass raw
This dumb muthafucka don’t know shit about the blues
If he battled SpursForSix ain’t no doubt he would lose
So take yo fat pedo ass and get tha fuk out this place
Yo, Larry, tell me how my ass taste!
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Avant]

Rappin' Shaq, the little queer who loves cock
not a brain in his pointy head, dumber than a rock
bitch for a mom, idiot for a dad, his little faggot brother the best he ever had

that's right Avant, spreading those fat cheeks, got my boot about three feet deep
this dumb muthafucka don’t know shit about rap or hip hop
soul, funk, jazz or them blues,
if he battles anyone he would lose

so take yo faggot pedo ass and get the fuck out this place
yo, Shaq, you sure look good in stupid, with those dried cum stains on yo face

[Darth_Pelican]

Sir Johnny, the old man who lost the genetic lotto
And got busy with underage girls in Olangapo
Fat wife, fat daughter, crackhead son in law
That’s right, Rappin Shaq goin in that ass raw
This dumb muthafucka don’t know shit about the blues
If he battled SpursForSix ain’t no doubt he would lose
So take yo fat pedo ass and get tha fuk out this place
Yo, Larry, tell me how my ass taste!

:lmao

[RichFromLFO]

Rappin' Shaq, the little queer who loves cock
not a brain his head, dumber than a rock
bitch for a mom, idiot for a dad, his little brother the best he ever had

that's right Avant, spreading those cheeks, got my boot about three feet deep
this dumb muthafucka don’t know shit about rap or hip hop
soul, funk, jazz or them blues,
if he battles anyone he would lose

so take yo faggot pedo ass and get the fuck out this place
yo, Shaq, you sure look good in stupid, with those cum stains dried on yo face
You come from Georgia where the peaches grow
They drink lemonade and speak real slow

[Avant]

You come from Georgia where the peaches grow
They drink lemonade and speak real slow

I do come from Georgia
down around Macon way
grew up playin' them blues
both night and day

pick an old 12 string
just like Blind Willie McTell
would get drunk on moonshine
really raise some hell

Blind Willie McTell


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRmmWe9AKhw

[Avant]

I don't like Sir Johnny, it's fucking gay.

Enter......AVANT

Don't question of it's really me or not. If you need me to knock out every black 1000 yard rusher who had the number 34 no problem, oh yeah~~~~~~~~~

I hadn't heard this in years, (do own it) a guy was playing it in his car at a mini mart, love this song.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt51rITH3EA

[Avant]

Anyone here have anything at all? Never seen so many boring ass people in one place before. Do something fuckers besides wimper around like a bunch of little bitches. Fuck!

Where is the creativity here? Where is that depth?

Come on little people, you're boring as fuck.

Am I the only one who gets any of this?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVbICNOqcdI

[spurraider21]

Sir Johnny, the old man who lost the genetic lotto
And got busy with underage girls in Olangapo
Fat wife, fat daughter, crackhead son in law
That’s right, Rappin Shaq goin in that ass raw
This dumb muthafucka don’t know shit about the blues
If he battled SpursForSix ain’t no doubt he would lose
So take yo fat pedo ass and get tha fuk out this place
Yo, Larry, tell me how my ass taste!
throw the damn towel

[Will Hunting]

Sir Johnny, the old man who lost the genetic lotto
And got busy with underage girls in Olangapo
Fat wife, fat daughter, crackhead son in law
That’s right, Rappin Shaq goin in that ass raw
This dumb muthafucka don’t know shit about the blues
If he battled SpursForSix ain’t no doubt he would lose
So take yo fat pedo ass and get tha fuk out this place
Yo, Larry, tell me how my ass taste!
:lmao

[Chris]

Trill sits at the keyboard, his hands are afire.
To blackface his troll, that is his desire.

Solid :tu

[RichFromLFO]

Solid :tu
There was a good man named Paul Revere
I feel much better baby when you're near

[Avant]

"Call it a Grin"

I saw her again
those big green eyes
that dimple in her chin

and she saw me too
gave a little smile
could call it a grin

so I picked up my drink
joined her at the bar
about this time
the long hair on the bandstand
started playing his guitar

she was dry, needed another drink
so I pointed to her glass
the bartender right on the spot
gave me a little wink
which meant she was hot

we had another round
or was it two
when the long haired guitar player
appeared to be thru

he walked right over
sat right down
she smiled at me
then turned around

now I was sad
suddenly a lonely guy
then they got up and left
she never looked back
never said good bye

[lebomb]

My love for you is like Fort Knox
The heart I have is secure with a lock
After our first date, it was you and no other cocks
Now bend over and let me lick dat fawt box

[Trill Clinton]

My love for you is like Fort Knox
The heart I have is secure with a lock
After our first date, it was you and no other cocks
Now bend over and let me lick dat fawt box

LMAO

[Blake]

"Call it a Grin"

I saw her again
those big green eyes
that dimple in her chin

and she saw me too
gave a little smile
could call it a grin

so I picked up my drink
joined her at the bar
about this time
the long hair on the bandstand
started playing his guitar

she was dry, needed another drink
so I pointed to her glass
the bartender right on the spot
gave me a little wink
which meant she was hot

we had another round
or was it two
when the long haired guitar player
appeared to be thru

he walked right over
sat right down
she smiled at me
then turned around

now I was sad
suddenly a lonely guy
then they got up and left
she never looked back
never said good bye

0/10

Lol why do you need a bartender to tell you a chick is hot? Are you blind? No mention of telling the bartender wtf for the wink

And for a supposed music expert you have a horribly bad sense of rhythm and beat.

You seriously suck at this. You should just leave.

[Avant]

0/10

Lol why do you need a bartender to tell you a chick is hot? Are you blind? No mention of telling the bartender wtf for the wink

And for a supposed music expert you have a horribly bad sense of rhythm and beat.

You seriously suck at this. You should just leave.

Blake I have won awards for poetry, have had poems published in the local paper. Had teachers in three different college classes read my poems to the class. I know I'm good.

You are never ever going to do anything but act stupid.

Give me a topic and don't get dumb about it.

[benefactor]

Blake I have won awards for poetry, have had poems published in the local paper. Had teachers in three different college classes read my poems to the class. I know I'm good.

You are never ever going to do anything but act stupid.

Give me a topic and don't get dumb about it.
Just like you are 6'3 275, right?

[Blake]

Blake I have won awards for poetry, have had poems published in the local paper. Had teachers in three different college classes read my poems to the class. I know I'm good.

You are never ever going to do anything but act stupid.

Give me a topic and don't get dumb about it.

Lol Junior college.

Lol local newspaper

Show the awards or you're lying. Again.

[Avant]

Lol Junior college.

Lol local newspaper

Show the awards or you're lying. Again.

Why not do as you were told? Give me some realistic topic and let's see how I do, why am I so confident?