Avant(e) Thread 2019

[Avant]

...nickname.

We've had....

Eric "Flea" Allen
Lionel "Little Train" James
"Mini" Mac Herron
Nolan "Super Gnat" Smith
Who was "Pocket Hercules" ?

Hell, Eddie LeBaron an old Cowboys QB was like 5-7ish, 170 pounds.

Kylar ....ah...hmm?...Murray

[FrostKing]

Forehead

http://image.cdnllnwnl.xosnetwork.com/pics33/640/VZ/VZFNWFONIBHKBXQ.20180713222151.jpg

[Avant]

Forehead

http://image.cdnllnwnl.xosnetwork.com/pics33/640/VZ/VZFNWFONIBHKBXQ.20180713222151.jpg

Kylar "The Forehead" Murray

"Broadhead"?

[Avant]

I was going to compare their career stats but this is so dramatically in favor of Wilson it's cartoonish. Think Gnat vs Rhino.

There is only one QB with a higher QB rating for his career than Wilson, that is Aaron Rodgers.

No QB in history a higher 4th Q QB rating than Wilson.

I really don't think most really get where the guy is at from an historical perspective. He holds at least 4 NFL records.

His first seven seasons the most winningest in NFL history.

Oh yeah, 2018 Pro Bowl Precision Passer champ...:tongue

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Fake "bodybuilder"
:lol Fake "track-and-field expert"
:lol Fake "betting expert"

[Avant]

:lol Fake "bodybuilder"
:lol Fake "track-and-field expert"
:lol Fake "betting expert"

translation

Yep, was wrong on Joe Flacco .....also. Ok ok ok ok, I suck trying to talk QB's. Yes, Russell Wilson is a stud, ok there I said it.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Forehead

http://image.cdnllnwnl.xosnetwork.com/pics33/640/VZ/VZFNWFONIBHKBXQ.20180713222151.jpg

Fivehead.

[Clipper Nation]

translation

Yep, was wrong on Joe Flacco .....also. Ok ok ok ok, I suck trying to talk QB's. Yes, Russell Wilson is a stud, ok there I said it.
Flacco is a Super Bowl MVP and had the greatest postseason run by a QB since prime Montana to win that ring. Can Struggle say the same?

Flacco never threw a Super Bowl away at the one-yard line. Can Struggle say the same?

[Avant]

Flacco is a Super Bowl MVP and had the greatest postseason run by a QB since prime Montana to win that ring. Can Struggle say the same?

Flacco never threw a Super Bowl away at the one-yard line. Can Struggle say the same?

Flacco has never played in a pro bowl, Wilson six.

Flacco has never had any season where he had a 100 QB rating, Wilson has had 4 one leading the NFL.

Flacco has a 61.7 comp%, Wilson 64.2.

Flacco has a 84.1 QB rating, Wilson 100.3 which is number two all time.

Flacco has never had a 30 TD season, Wilson three of them with one leading the NFL.

Flacco has had 8 seasons where he threw 12 or more INT's one at 22, Wilson has never had a 12 INT season.

Wilson holds 4 NFL records, Flacco holds none.

No need to talk rushing, for obvious reasons.

Being an obvioue know nothing you put WAYYYYYYYY too much into one play, one season. Dude look at the body of work, onlly a fool like you wouldn't get how much better Wilson is than Joe Flacco.

How many QB's have three times more TD than INT, well Wilson is one of the few.

Dude, where is Tom Savage and Derek Anderson at? Wanna laugh at Tyreek Hill again, how did that 1000 yard rusher Nick Chubb do?

The Seahawks needed Joe Flacco, my God guy.

There is nobody anywhere who thinks Flacco is better than Russell Wilson.

[Clipper Nation]

Must suck knowing that no wall of text you ever post will change the fact that this is Struggle's legacy:

http://i.imgur.com/clPoX8a.gif

[benefactor]

https://i.imgur.com/S9iw9TY.jpg

[BD24]

Why are you avoiding the thread about your daughter tbh? Would love to get your football take in there tbh

[Avant]

Must suck knowing that no wall of text you ever post will change the fact that this is Struggle's legacy:

http://i.imgur.com/clPoX8a.gif

What must really suck is posting how the Seahawks need Joe Flacco, when it's so damn obvious nobody needs Joe Flacco, The guy simply isn't very good.

Dude, Flacco even never made a pro bowl, hahaha~~~

Dude, only you don't get the greatness of Russell Wilson, everyone who knows the game raves about the guy while there you are.....TOM SAVAGE IS.....hahaha~~~

[Chinook]

Just keep the bullshit to one thread. No idea if Kori will bring the hammer again without provocation, but don't turn this board into a spamfest.

[Avant]

Just keep the bullshit to one thread. No idea if Kori will bring the hammer again without provocation, but don't turn this board into a spamfest.


Got my very own digs, how cool is that?

[Avant]

The real top 10 QB's

1.Tom Brady
2.Joe Montana
3.Drew Brews
4.Peyton Manning
5.Aaron Rodgers
6.Dan Marino
7.Brett Favre
8.Otto Graham
9.Johnny U
10.Fran Tarkenton

RB

1.Jim Brown
2.Barry Sanders
3.Walter Payton
4.Eric Dickerson
5.O.J.Simpson
6.Ladainian Tomlinson
7.Marshall Faulk
8.Emmitt Smith
9.Adrian Peterson
10.Gale Sayers

WR

1.Jerry Rice
2.Don Hutson
3.Randy Moss
4.Larry Fitzgerald
5.Terrell Owens
6.Antonio Brown
7.Marvin Harrison
8.Tim Brown
9.Chris Carter
10.Lance Alworth

TE

1.Tony Gonzalez
2.John Mackey
3.Jason Witten
4.Antonio Gates
5.Kellen Winslow
6.Shannon Sharpe
7.Ozzie Newsome
8.Mike Ditka
9.GRONK
10.Travis Kelce

Black QB

1.Warren Moon
2.Russell Wilson
3.Donovan McNabb
4.Cam Newton
5.Randall Cunnigham
6.Patrick Mahomes
7.Steve McNair
8.Michael Vick
9.Deshaun Watson
10.Daunte Culpepper

White RB

1.The Galloping Ghost
2.John Riggins
3.Jim Taylor
4.Larry Csonka
5.Hugh "King" McElhenny
6.John David Crow
7.Paul Hornung
8.Frank Gifford
9.Craig James
10.Christian McCaffrey

All Time NFL 100m (only those with an actual career, not the failed experiments)

lane

1.Trindon Holliday
2.Ron Brown
3.Jacoby Ford
4.Bob Hayes
5.Sam Graddy
6.Darrell Green
7.Alvis Whitted
8.Willie Gault

All at 10.10 or faster.

100 yards

lane

1.Cliff Branch
2.Willie McGee
3.Mel Gray
4.Bob Hayes
5.Travis Williams
6.J.D.Hill
7.Isacc Curtis
8.Curtis Dickey

All at 9.3 or faster

[Will Hunting]

Larry Joiner

[Will Hunting]

Leslie Joiner-Dudley

[Will Hunting]

Judy Joiner

[Will Hunting]

Mason Joiner

[Avant]

The great Ollie Matson


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9Z2M1TbuNw

[Mark Celibate]

I was going to compare their career stats but this is so dramatically in favor of Wilson it's cartoonish. Think Gnat vs Rhino.

There is only one QB with a higher QB rating for his career than Wilson, that is Aaron Rodgers.

No QB in history a higher 4th Q QB rating than Wilson.

I really don't think most really get where the guy is at from an historical perspective. He holds at least 4 NFL records.

His first seven seasons the most winningest in NFL history.

Oh yeah, 2018 Pro Bowl Precision Passer champ...:tongue

:lol losing to the GarrettBot in the playoffs

[BD24]

Mason Joiner
Speaking of Mason, did anyone ever find a picture of that mouth breather, is he fat like the rest of the family?

[Will Hunting]

Speaking of Mason, did anyone ever find a picture of that mouth breather, is he fat like the rest of the family?
No, I think certain people tried and came up empty.

Id be willing to bet he looks like your stereotypical late 20s SAWM who’s likely to commit a mass shooting.

[SpursforSix]

I wonder if he has any children from his first marriage.

[Avant]

The 20 Greatest RB who never had a 1000 yard season

No order.

HOF****

Bobby Mitchell...HOF as a WR Illinois/Redskins (was the RB to FB Jim Brown)****
Terry Metcalf....Long Beach St/Cards
Bo Jackson .....Auburn/Raiders
Willie Galimore...FAMU/Bears
Mack "Truck" Lee Hill...Southern U/Chiefs
Huge "King" McElhenny...Wash/Niners ****
Frank Gifford...USC/Giants ****
Paul Hornung...ND/Packers ****
Don Perkins ... NM/Cowboys
Matt Snell....Ohio St/Jets
Timmy Brown...Ball St/Eagles
Keith Lincoln...WSU/Chargers
"Jaguar" Jon Arnett...USC/Rams
Paul "Tank" Younger...Grambling/Rams
Emerson Boozer...MES/Jets
Essex Johnson...Grambling/Bengals
Deacon Dan Towler...Wash & Jeff/Rams
Tommy Mason ...Tulane/Vikes
Alan Ameche...Wisconsin/Colts

Greatest of them all....Marion Motley Reno/Browns *****

[SpursforSix]

The 20 Greatest RB who never had a 1000 yard season

No order.

HOF****

Bobby Mitchell...HOF as a WR Illinois/Redskins (was the RB to FB Jim Brown)****
Terry Metcalf....Long Beach St/Cards
Bo Jackson .....Auburn/Raiders
Willie Galimore...FAMU/Bears
Mack "Truck" Lee Hill...Southern U/Chiefs
Huge "King" McElhenny...Wash/Niners ****
Frank Gifford...USC/Giants ****
Paul Hornung...ND/Packers ****
Don Perkins ... NM/Cowboys
Matt Snell....Ohio St/Jets
Timmy Brown...Ball St/Eagles
Keith Lincoln...WSU/Chargers
"Jaguar" Jon Arnett...USC/Rams
Paul "Tank" Younger...Grambling/Rams
Emerson Boozer...MES/Jets
Essex Johnson...Grambling/Bengals
Deacon Dan Towler...Wash & Jeff/Rams
Tommy Mason ...Tulane/Vikes
Alan Ameche...Wisconsin/Colts

Greatest of them all....Marion Motley Reno/Browns *****

oh...there you are. Did you have any children with your first wife?

[chunticakes]

...nickname.

We've had....

Eric "Flea" Allen
Lionel "Little Train" James
"Mini" Mac Herron
Nolan "Super Gnat" Smith
Who was "Pocket Hercules" ?

Hell, Eddie LeBaron an old Cowboys QB was like 5-7ish, 170 pounds.

Kylar ....ah...hmm?...Murray

Jason Avant.

[Avant]

oh...there you are. Did you have any children with your first wife?

Does it matter?

[SpursforSix]

Does it matter?

Idk. Maybe. I guess SpursTalk could decide.

[December Romo]

This guy needs a nickname tbh
https://i.imgur.com/Eye4kp7.png

[BD24]

This guy needs a nickname tbh
https://i.imgur.com/Eye4kp7.png
:lol

[Chucho]

This guy needs a nickname tbh
https://i.imgur.com/Eye4kp7.png

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRqp0gnw4FuO2VgKi7OnVoviz7TWxjHw pZPKN8dS6svFs-tLlZI

[Will Hunting]

:lol if that guy ever tried walking into a Chuck E. Cheese, he’d be arrested on the spot.

[SpursforSix]

:lol if that guy ever tried walking into a Chuck E. Cheese, he’d be arrested on the spot.

:rollinI can see him walking into CEC playing his harmonica and doing that stupid clog dance that he does in the video. Hoping to have the kids follow him around like the pied pedo.
You did see that video right?

[chunticakes]

This guy needs a nickname tbh
https://i.imgur.com/Eye4kp7.png

Larry looks like he reeks of Paul Malls and coffee, tbh..

[Blake]

:lol if that guy ever tried walking into a Chuck E. Cheese, he’d be arrested on the spot.

:lol

[Darth_Pelican]

This guy needs a nickname tbh
https://i.imgur.com/Eye4kp7.png

:lol Larry is a compulsive hoarder. It looks like he found that 49ers hat in the trash.

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol Larry is a compulsive hoarder. It looks like he found that 49ers hat in the trash.

along with all the heroin needles, poop, and used condoms that comprise a SF public trash can?

[Will Hunting]

along with all the heroin needles, poop, and used condoms that comprise a SF public trash can?
Na he lives in Porterville, the drug of choice in CenCal is meth.

[Ghazi]

is that Larry in the Niners hat?

[Will Hunting]

is that Larry in the Niners hat?
Yes.

Not exactly 280 lbs of “twisted railroad steel”

[Millennial_Messiah]

Na he lives in Porterville, the drug of choice in CenCal is meth.

I Wikipedia'd Porterville, it seems like a truly awful place... basically Phoenix like weather, tons of air pollution and smog, boring people, no jobs and the 3rd most polluted city in America. Yikes.

[Will Hunting]

I Wikipedia'd Porterville, it seems like a truly awful place... basically Phoenix like weather, tons of air pollution and smog, boring people, no jobs and the 3rd most polluted city in America. Yikes.
Inland California in general is for the most part full of awful places where you wouldn’t want to live. Porterville is shitty but still nowhere near as bad as Stockton or Modesto.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Inland California in general is for the most part full of awful places where you wouldn’t want to live. Porterville is shitty but still nowhere near as bad as Stockton or Modesto.

Pretty much the entire CA-99 corridor is a crime infested dump.

[BD24]

Inland California is for poor people for the most part.

[Mason Joiner]

Look at Dad in here owning you losers...you only wish you were as smart and accomplieshed as my old man

[Blake]

Look at Dad in here owning you losers...you only wish you were as smart and accomplieshed as my old man

Need some bruhs mixed in.

[Mason Joiner]

Need some bruhs mixed in.
fuck off cuck. Want me to call up Stan to come fuck your ex wife?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Give up the schtick, benefactor :lol

[Silver&Black]

Look at Dad in here owning you losers...you only wish you were as smart and accomplieshed as my old man

You have Poster of the Year written all over you.