Why Dont Witches Wear Panties?

[Hook Dem]

.......so they can get a good grip on that broom! :lol :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

.......so they can get a good grip on that broom! :lol :lol

Ugh. Splinter-cooch.

[KEDA]

Ugh. Splinter-cooch.
Yowza

reminds me of Dio!

[Gatita]

.......so they can get a good grip on that broom! :lol :lol

I know the men think this thread is worthless without pictures!

:vomit

:lol

[SpursWoman]

oh, gross. :vomit :lmao

[Ishta]

that's funny!

[Hook Dem]

http://img445.imageshack.us/img445/9666/0033gh.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[1Parker1]

Ugh. Splinter-cooch.


EWWWWWWWWW. I had to cross my legs after reading this! :lol

[Gatita]

http://img445.imageshack.us/img445/9666/0033gh.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Hook Dem, don't be surprised if Batman comes in here stating that this picture would be good whacking off material. :lol

[Shelly]

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2002/10/16/MNbrooms.DTL

I wonder if the witch is using this???

Magical Broom's Vibrating Appeal

SFGate

Thursday, October 17, 2002


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Harry Potter's Nimbus 2000 broom by Mattel might seem the perfect Halloween gift for a child.

Kids love to play with it. Boy, do they love it.

From parents' Web site "reviews" quoted last month in the New York Post and Toronto Star:

-- "I was surprised at how long (my daughter and her friends) can just sit in her room and play with this magic broomstick."

--The "only problem I see with the toy is the batteries drain too fast and (my son's) sister fights him over it, so now I need to buy her one. "

-- An Ohio mom wondered if her 12-year-old daughter wasn't too old for for the toy, "but she seems to LOVE it ... My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too!"

--A New Jersey mother, sensing a problem, said her daughter could keep playing with it, "but with the batteries removed."

--Still another mother, age 32, said she enjoyed it as much as her daughter.

Amazon.com's reviewer describes the toy thusly:

"A replica of Harry's broom from the movie 'Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone,' the Nimbus 2000 lets kids 'fly' just like the members of their favorite Quidditch team. It features magical swooping and whooshing sounds and nice detailing. Requires three AA batteries (included)."

It's the battery-powered "magical swooping" that bothers some parents.

Amazon apparently deleted or edited all controversial customer reviews after the toy's autoerotic attributes gained publicity.

[Hook Dem]

Hook Dem, don't be surprised if Batman comes in here stating that this picture would be good whacking off material. :lol
Anime is a magical tool Gatita! :lol

[Gatita]

Toys aren't given toys anymore. Now they are devices to get off. People have really turned to shit.

[1Parker1]

Hook Dem, don't be surprised if Batman comes in here stating that this picture would be good whacking off material. :lol


Hook Dem, don't be suprised if Tlong comes in here stating he'd hit that. :angel

[Hook Dem]

:lol :lol Baah! Baah broomstick ! :lol :lol

[1Parker1]

:lmao :lmao (Sorry Tlong!)

[Gatita]

:lol

[Cant_Be_Faded]

omg at first i thought this thread was 'why bitches dont wear panties'

hahaha

[Mixability]

Hook Dem, don't be surprised if Batman comes in here stating that this picture would be good whacking off material. :lol

:lol I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who thinks he's a perv!

[SpursWoman]

what did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
















"See ya next month."

[SpursWoman]

Top 10 Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating Is Better Than Sex

10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.

6. The person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else.

5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.

4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.

3. It doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. You have less guilt the next morning.

1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!

[SpursWoman]

Top 10 Halloween Phrases That Sound Dirty

10. She's a goblin!

9. I'd like to get a little something in the sack.

8. Let me see your bag....OH! You're having a great night!

7. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.

6. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.

5. If you just lick it, it'll last longer.

4. Show me your JuJuBees and I'll let you see my Zagnuts.

3. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth...

2. You scared me stiff!

1. He's got Candy spread out on the living room floor!

[Gatita]

Top 10 Halloween Phrases That Sound Dirty

10. She's a goblin!

9. I'd like to get a little something in the sack.

8. Let me see your bag....OH! You're having a great night!

7. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.

6. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.

5. If you just lick it, it'll last longer.

4. Show me your JuJuBees and I'll let you see my Zagnuts.

3. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth...

2. You scared me stiff!

1. He's got Candy spread out on the living room floor!

:lmao

[Marklar MM]

http://www.roeblinghall.com/artists/lezama/artist-images/Faun,Witch%2072dpi.jpg
^One messed up painting. I wonder what they were doing.

[ShoogarBear]

"See ya next month."

I think that might be the most disgusting joke I've ever heard.

[Gatita]

I think that might be the most disgusting joke I've ever heard.

some lesbos like their "meat" bloody. :vomit

[Carie]

I think that might be the most disgusting joke I've ever heard.
*seconds that*

[ShoogarBear]

Of course, disgusting doesn't mean "not funny" . . .

[CoolArrow]

some lesbos like their "meat" bloody. :vomit


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[Marklar MM]

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NOOOOO YOU DIDNTTTTTTT.

[The sone]

:spin funnie thread...

[Carie]

http://www.merrimackfarm.com/images/RedWingLogo-2C.gif

http://images.art.com/images/-/Detroit-Red-Wings-Logo--C10087628.jpeg
:oops

I don't get it.