Top 5 NFL nicknames

[Silver&Black]

To piggyback off the NBA thread: (in no particular order)

NFL-
1. Sweetness
2. Nigerian Nightmare
3. Prime Time
4. The Fridge
5. Beast Mode
HM: Mean Joe, No name defense, The Playmaker, America's Team, MegaTron, LT, Greatest Show On Turf

ST-
1. Struggle
2. Struggle
3. Struggle
4. Struggle
5. Struggle
HM: Cum, 5head, PhilBilly, Johnny Rehab, Carr Crash, Alice Smith, The 37 different players with GODxxxxx or Basedxxxxx in their names, Crickets (chirp chirp), Fat Nic Cage

Pretty sure I'm missing some obvious ones that I can't think of. Let's see em.

[Will Hunting]

Teddy Bridgemanager
Cawnbread Griffin III

[Avant]

How about JUST nicknames?

Elbert "Golden Wheels" Dubenion
Marlin "The Magician" Briscoe
Eugene "Mercury" Morris
Paul "Tank" Younger....first Grambling NFLer
"Deacon' Dan Towler.....he and "Tank" in the same Rams backfield both 225 pounders in the 50's
"Crazy Legs' Elroy Hirsch...WR on that Ram team.
Bill "Thunder" Thornton
Lionel "Little Train" James
Paul "Golden Boy" Hornung
Leo "Lion" Nomellini
"Mini" Max Anderson
Nolan "Super Gnat" Smith....tiny Chiefs kick returner, the little footballer in the movie M*A*S*H.
Jim "Cannonball" Butler
Mack "The Truck" Lee Hill...Chiefs ring of honor with just two seasons played, think a more reckless Marshawn Lynch.
Dick "Night Train" Lane.....14 INT'a as a rookie.
Hugh "The King"McElhenny.....greatest white RB
"Jaguar" Jon Arnett....24 foot long jumper at USC
Craig "Ironhead" Heyward
"The Kansas Comet" Gale Sayers
Dwight "Mad Dog" White
Alan "The Horse" Ameche
Red "The Galloping Ghost' Grange
Willie "The Wisp" Galimore................amazing runner
L.G. "Long Gone" Dupree
Carlton "Cookie" Gilchrist...AFL first 1000 yard rusher
Leslie "Speedy" Duncan
Walter "The Flea' Roberts
Lou "The Toe" Groza
Kenny "The Snake" Stabler
Daryl "The Mad Bomber" Lamonica
"Bullet" Bob Hayes
"Hollywood" Henderson
Joe "Jefferson Street" Gillium
Kordell "Slash" Stewart
'Fast" Willie Parker
Jerome "The Bus" Bettis
John "The Diesel" Riggins
Johnny "Blood" McNalley
Joe "The Jet" Perry
Ed "Too Tall" Jones
"Broadway" Joe Namath

The Steel Curtain, The Fearsome Foursome, The Million Dollar Backfield....Niners QB Y.A.Tittle and three RB's Hugh McElhenny, Joe Perry. John Henry Johnson...all future HOFers.

Real name.....Fair Hooker....Browns WR

Fav NCAA real name.....Hiawatha Francisco....ND RB

Fav NCAA nickname...."Squirmin' " Sherman Lewis MSU RB

Add

The Four Horseman

CFL

Gizmo Williams
Pinball Clements

[Chris]

The Gipper George Gipp
The Big Tuna Bill Parcels
Ed Too Tall Jones
Daryl The Moose Johnston
Neon Deion/Primetime (my favorite player growing up)

[Monostradamus]

Do all the stupid Chris Berman nicknames count?

[SpursforSix]

Do all the stupid Chris Berman nicknames count?

Sure. I think my favorite was Bad Moon.

[Silver&Black]

My favorite growing up...

The A-Train

[Avant]

How in the hell did I forget.......

"Slingin' " Sammy Baugh

Rich "Tombstone" Jackson

"Dandy" Don Meredith

Ted "The Mad Stork" Hendricks

Glen "Turk" Edwards

Alphonse "Tuffy" Leemans

Tom "Silky" Sullivan

Gary "Big Hands" Johnson

Gene "Big Daddy" Lipscomb

Tommy "Touchdown" Wilson

Lyvonia "Stump" Mitchell

Byron "Bam" Morris

Fred "The Hammer" Williamson

[Millennial_Messiah]

We asked for five, not fifty.

[Avant]

We asked for five, not 50

Best Five by Division....hmmm?

Best Five by Position?

[chunticakes]

Sure. I think my favorite was Bad Moon.

I liked Judy Judy fresh and fruity.

[SpursforSix]

I liked Judy Judy fresh and fruity.

tranlation...hey...SFS...how about that poem
hmmm...I present revised Judy Judy

Judy Judy
Fresh and Fruity
She's that smelly obese cutey
She goes down
goes to town
then she licks on my greasy booty

[chunticakes]

tranlation...hey...SFS...how about that poem
hmmm...I present revised Judy Judy

Judy Judy
Fresh and Fruity
She's that smelly obese cutey
She goes down
goes to town
then she licks on my greasy booty

Judy Judy
Fresh and fruity
Shes that cutie
with the greasy pootie
I desire your stinky booty
Turn around
and give me that cookie
Carlton Gilchrist

[SpursforSix]

Judy Judy
Fresh and fruity
Shes that cutie
with the greasy pootie
I desire your stinky booty
Turn around
and give me that cookie
Carlton Gilchrist

Judy Judy
Fresh and Fruity
Karate Chop
Your gaping coochie
Your taco meat
It smells like feet
I'm not sure it's fit to eat

[Judy Booty]

Hi I'm Judy
fresh and frooty
I'm always up
to share my booty
I like black power
and golden showers
come and get this stinky pooty

[Judy Booty]

OMG Mom! what the fuck are you doing? YOURE A GRANDMOTHER! How would you explain this to your PRECOCIOUS BLESSINGS?????

Language dear.

And just because I'm older in age doesn't mean I don't enjoy a nice penis in my vagina once in a while. Or in my bottom.

[chunticakes]

Well that escalated quickly :lol

[chunticakes]

https://i.imgur.com/MlkVQP9.jpg

How about you sweetheart? You gonna let me have a go at them meat curtains? That reuben between your legs is looking good.

[Millennial_Messiah]

How about you sweetheart? You gonna let me have a go at them meat curtains? That reuben between your legs is looking good.
Probably tastes like sauerkraut left out on an open plate in the pantry for 3 months

[chunticakes]

Probably tastes like sauerkraut left out on an open plate in the pantry for 3 months

Witten coming out of retirement. What would the Patriots do?!

[Robz4000]

Read Option Dynasty

[benefactor]

Read Option Dynasty
Mah nigga

[spurraider21]

nobody said Kraepernick?

[spurraider21]

Read Option Dynasty


Mah nigga
:lol the jungle
Holden_Caulfield

[benefactor]

:lol the jungle
Holden_Caulfield
That was the best 2hrs in NFL forum history tbh

[Will Hunting]

That was the best 2hrs in NFL forum history tbh
The NFL forum was at its best during the racially divided QB discussion :lol

[chunticakes]

Someone bump that thread, tbh. The forum has never been as united as it was during those two faithful hours. :lol

[Silver&Black]

:monkeyballer

[Avant]

My favorite Five

1.The Galloping Ghost
2.Golden Wheels
3.The Kansas Comet
4.Nigerian Nightmare
5.The Mad Bomber

[spurraider21]

The NFL forum was at its best during the racially divided QB discussion :lol
weekly black QB report card tbh...

[Will Hunting]

weekly black QB report card tbh...
I think we had the weekly black QB report card and Harlem's weekly power rankings, which were way more entertaining than ESPN's power rankings :lol