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tlongII
10-27-2005, 03:53 PM
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Cant_Be_Faded
10-27-2005, 03:54 PM
:lmao :lmao :lmao !!!!
------>hyeah<-----
spurs_fan_in_exile
10-27-2005, 03:55 PM
She may just be a drawing, and things might be starting to sag, but the question as always, "Would you hit it?"
Shelly
10-27-2005, 03:56 PM
:lmao
good one!
Gatita
10-27-2005, 03:57 PM
:lol He'd hit it.
Marklar MM
10-27-2005, 04:07 PM
Well, she is already naked.
I guess she can now pass the pencil test
:lol
ObiwanGinobili
10-27-2005, 06:21 PM
pencil test??? pray tell what be this mysterious pencil test for I know it not.
Shelly
10-27-2005, 06:36 PM
pencil test??? pray tell what be this mysterious pencil test for I know it not.
If you stick a pencil under your boobs and it stays, it means you need a bra. If it falls, burn that bitch!
samikeyp
10-27-2005, 06:50 PM
^^:lmao
This is why Shelly absolutely rules. :)
Carie
10-28-2005, 12:49 AM
If you stick a pencil under your boobs and it stays, it means you need a bra. If it falls, burn that bitch!
No, no, no! You burn it and you'll fail that test sooner rather than later.
SpursWoman
10-28-2005, 06:31 AM
haha :depressed
SpursWoman
10-28-2005, 06:32 AM
^^:lmao
This is why Shelly absolutely rules. :)
You've never heard that before? An oldie but goodie from Miss Manners, I think.... :lol
samikeyp
10-28-2005, 07:28 AM
I have heard of the "pencil test" but Shelly describes it so eloquently! :)
Carie
10-28-2005, 09:11 AM
You've never heard that before? An oldie but goodie from Miss Manners, I think.... :lol
So it's bad manners to have less than perky tata's?
batman2883
10-28-2005, 09:17 AM
hey carie hows it going
SpursWoman
10-28-2005, 09:33 AM
So it's bad manners to have less than perky tata's?
No, it's bad manners to have less than perky tatas and not wear a bra.
batman2883
10-28-2005, 09:35 AM
very bad manners
Marcus Bryant
10-28-2005, 09:36 AM
Me like titties.
Spurminator
10-28-2005, 09:38 AM
Did Miss Manners actually use the phrase "Burn that Bitch"?
Marcus Bryant
10-28-2005, 09:39 AM
I usually lick and suck on them.
sa_butta
10-28-2005, 09:42 AM
I usually lick and suck on them.Ah yes the tongue test
SpursWoman
10-28-2005, 09:43 AM
Did Miss Manners actually use the phrase "Burn that Bitch"?
:lmao
samikeyp
10-28-2005, 09:44 AM
Did Miss Manners actually use the phrase "Burn that Bitch"?
No but Miss Shelly did...and that is all that matters!! :)
Gatita
10-28-2005, 11:31 AM
No, it's bad manners to have less than perky tatas and not wear a bra.
Its obvious that men like women with bad manners. :lol
Carie
10-28-2005, 12:06 PM
Its obvious that men like women with bad manners. :lol
:lol
Ain't that the truth!
ObiwanGinobili
10-28-2005, 12:13 PM
:lmao
no way in hell I'm gonna burn my bra!! that sucker is whats preventing the pencil from staying put!! :lol
SpursWoman
10-28-2005, 12:13 PM
Its obvious that men like women with bad manners. :lol
Would that extend to burping and farting at the dinner table? :lol
Mixability
10-28-2005, 01:03 PM
Would that extend to burping and farting at the dinner table? :lol
I know my vieja is comfortable in our relationship when she can burp and fart without being a little priss about it! :lol
Gatita
10-28-2005, 01:08 PM
Would that extend to burping and farting at the dinner table? :lol
:lol
I wouldn't go as far as farting. I am sure he has heard me a time or two in the middle of the night. :lol
But, burping on the other hand....mine are louder than his! :spin
SpursWoman
10-28-2005, 01:15 PM
Before I pretty much quit drinking, I used to be able to out-burp Booger... :lol
The farting thing....I think my son does enough for everyone in the house. :vomit :lol
Gatita
10-28-2005, 01:22 PM
Before I pretty much quit drinking, I used to be able to out-burp Booger... :lol
The farting thing....I think my son does enough for everyone in the house. :vomit :lol
Dare I ask why you call him Booger? :oops
SpursWoman
10-28-2005, 01:28 PM
Booger, from Revenge of the Nerds...
:rollin :lol
Gatita
10-28-2005, 01:31 PM
That is what I figured. :lol
BTW, your pic. doesn't show.
Does he constantly have a finger up his nose?
If you stick a pencil under your boobs and it stays, it means you need a bra. If it falls, burn that bitch!
:tu :lmao
Its obvious that men like women with bad manners. :lol
oH hELL YEA!!! :eyebrows
Shelly
10-28-2005, 01:51 PM
I know my vieja is comfortable in our relationship when she can burp and fart without being a little priss about it! :lol
Dude, I live in a house full of testosterone. It's fair game around here. Shit, even the dog (female) burps!
Shelly
10-28-2005, 01:51 PM
Before I pretty much quit drinking, I used to be able to out-burp Booger... :lol
The farting thing....I think my son does enough for everyone in the house. :vomit :lol
:lmao off at Booger.
I think my oldest could outfart your son...oy!
SpursWoman
10-28-2005, 01:56 PM
:lmao off at Booger.
I think my oldest could outfart your son...oy!
Yeah....his are more quantity, not quality. :lmao :lmao
SequSpur
10-28-2005, 01:57 PM
I don't get it.
Shelly
10-28-2005, 01:58 PM
Yeah....his are more quantity, not quality. :lmao :lmao
If you look up Silent, but Violent in the dictionary, his picture is right next to it. I need to send in his updated picture :rollin
ObiwanGinobili
10-28-2005, 02:01 PM
if your burp is quite and petite then it's not worth making.
Summers
10-28-2005, 02:51 PM
Summers:
Failing the pencil test since 1984.
(Yes, I was an early bloomer)
ObiwanGinobili
10-28-2005, 03:02 PM
Damn summers!
you must be carryong around some 'torpedo's' as my momma calls 'em! :lol
I know I'll cry the day I fail that test. :lol
SpursWoman
10-28-2005, 03:19 PM
Summers:
Failing the pencil test since 1984.
(Yes, I was an early bloomer)
SpursWoman: Failing the pencil test since 1982. :lmao
And Obiwan ... they don't have to be monsters, usually anything over a B will fail. :lol
Gatita
10-28-2005, 03:21 PM
SpursWoman: Failing the pencil test since 1982. :lmao
And Obiwan ... they don't have to be monsters, usually anything over a B will fail. :lol
2006 and still going strong...kinda....well at least one of them. :lol
BTW, I was only 3 when you failed your test. :wow
ObiwanGinobili
10-28-2005, 03:24 PM
SpursWoman: Failing the pencil test since 1982. :lmao
And Obiwan ... they don't have to be monsters, usually anything over a B will fail. :lol
DD and not failing! :angel ..... ofcourse they are 'milkful' right now...... we'll see what happens after this kid is weaned and they've 'settled down'. :(
I was 4 when summers failed her test. :lol
SpursWoman
10-28-2005, 03:25 PM
I know I'll cry the day I fail that test. :lol
You just had a baby and you haven't failed that test yet? Good God, I don't have especially big boobs but when my milk came it I'm surprised they made it through any doors. :wow
BTW, I was only 3 when you failed your test
:depressed :cry
Shelly
10-28-2005, 03:26 PM
You just had a baby and you haven't failed that test yet? Good God, I don't have especially big boobs but when my milk came it I'm surprised they made it through any doors. :wow
:depressed :cry
They will be old like us...well...mostly me one day, SW. sniff.
Gatita
10-28-2005, 03:27 PM
You just had a baby and you haven't failed that test yet? Good God, I don't have especially big boobs but when my milk came it I'm surprised they made it through any doors. :wow
:depressed :cry
:lmao
Don't cry.... :lol
SpursWoman
10-28-2005, 03:28 PM
DD and not failing! :angel
Sorry, I ain't buying it ... NO WAY anyone that gives birth to 2 kids and passes the pencil test.
:lmao
Gatita
10-28-2005, 03:28 PM
They will be old like us...well...mostly me one day, SW. sniff.
Yes we will. :depressed
Enjoy 'em while you got them....well standing up at attention anyway. :lol
Marcus Bryant
10-28-2005, 03:28 PM
Stuff come out the titty? I thought stuff went on?
Gatita
10-28-2005, 03:29 PM
Sorry, I ain't buying it ... NO WAY anyone that gives birth to 2 kids and passes the pencil test.
:lmao
I don't think she realizes the mechanics behind it. There is gravity and those suckers will droop!
SpursWoman
10-28-2005, 03:31 PM
I don't think she realizes the mechanics behind it. There is gravity and those suckers will droop!
And a DD at that? Unless it's stuffed full of silicone those puppies are hanging.
Casandra, the pencil goes UNDERNEATH the boob, not on top.
:lmao :lmao
batman2883
10-28-2005, 03:31 PM
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Holy Shit When Did Tpark Say That Shit Gatita??
Gatita
10-28-2005, 03:33 PM
And a DD at that? Unless it's stuffed full of silicone those puppies are hanging.
Casandra, the pencil goes UNDERNEATH the boob, not on top.
:lmao :lmao
I am a 36C, no kids and one of them is making it way south. :lol
DD....they should have been hanging down low for quite some time now. :lol
Shelly
10-28-2005, 03:42 PM
And a DD at that? Unless it's stuffed full of silicone those puppies are hanging.
Casandra, the pencil goes UNDERNEATH the boob, not on top.
:lmao :lmao
:lmao x 47983294650967498203748925097
3rdCoast
10-28-2005, 03:54 PM
this shit belongs in the real bitches thread
Carie
10-28-2005, 03:56 PM
Casandra, the pencil goes UNDERNEATH the boob, not on top.
:lmao :lmao
:rollin
Gatita
10-28-2005, 03:58 PM
this shit belongs in the real bitches thread
I guess you don't know how to read because if you did you would know that the title is: WOMEN'S HEIGHT CHART.
Key word being WOMEN.
So, if you don't like it GET THE FUCK OUT
OR
:stfu
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