2020 Embalmden HQ

[Spurtacular]

This is your white flag in full display.

A white flag to a false claim?

You should spend your time looking for real W's, even if they are few and far in between. Have respect for yourself, eunuch.

[Reck]

A white flag to a false claim?


Which is not a big deal, as the modern president is a figurehead / guy who sets the agenda. He's not doing the grunt work.

Self ownage at work.

Admits Trump doesn't do jack shit for the people who elected him.
Also calls him a nothing doing figurehead.

[Spurtacular]

Self ownage at work.

Admits Trump doesn't do jack shit for the people who elected him.
Also calls him a nothing doing figurehead.

You're stretching more than your ass on a Saturday night.

[Spurtacular]

Media has been running articles excoriating Creepy Joe as they try to keep him in line.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/biden-camp-jumped-into-damage-control-after-upsetting-latino-leaders/ar-AAFN3Q5?ocid=spartandhp

[Spurtacular]

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2019/aug/20/joe-biden-recalls-mlk-bobby-kennedy-assassinations/


Joe Biden recalls MLK, Bobby Kennedy assassinations 'in the late 70s'

[Spurtacular]

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1169412462581604352

Hard to find good embalmers these days.

[Thread]

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1169412462581604352

Hard to find good embalmers these days.

Though you can get that from sleeping on an airline pillow, or, like Splits gets his: from scratching his ass & eye consecutively.

[Reck]

Though you can get that from sleeping on an airline pillow, or, like Splits gets his: from scratching his ass & eye consecutively.

Lack of sleep, stress, been over caffeinated, etc.

Could think of a few more reasons but let’s let derp have his moment even though Chris already beat him to it.

[Spurtacular]

Lack of sleep, stress, been over caffeinated, etc.

Having one foot in the grave, etc.

[Thread]

Having one foot in the grave, etc.

Spurts has been on a fuckin' roll for a week!!!

[Spurtacular]

1172323922894708736

[Spurtacular]

:lmao


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhWJ2gxUwbA

[Spurtacular]

Yep lmao. Blew up in my face. I was actually thinking about starting a pro-Biden thread but luckily I held off on it

That's okaY.

[Will Hunting]

That's okaY.
I might have counted Biden out too early tbh....if he wins big in SC (a state that should be irrelevant given that it’s never going to go red but a state where he’s running away in the polls) it could carry him into Super Tuesday.

[Spurtacular]

I might have counted Biden out too early tbh....if he wins big in SC (a state that should be irrelevant given that it’s never going to go red but a state where he’s running away in the polls) it could carry him into Super Tuesday.

The thing is that Bernie is beatable if the party coalesces around someone. The problem is it doesn't look like anyone is dropping out before Super Tuesday. Buttplug, Mini, Lesbian, Pocohantas are stealing more votes from Creep VP than Pocohantas is stealing from Commie Cuck.

[Will Hunting]

The thing is that Bernie is beatable if the party coalesces around someone. The problem is it doesn't look like anyone is dropping out before Super Tuesday. Buttplug, Mini, Lesbian, Pocohantas are stealing more votes from Creep VP than Pocohantas is stealing from Commie Cuck.
Look at the H2H polls though, Bernie is up big on all of them except for Biden. It’s not as simple as then coalescing, they all just fucking suck. I think a more likeable and electable moderate such as Sherrod Brown would be very competitive with Bernie right now.

Similar to 4 years ago with the Republicans, the other candidates are also all too stubborn and uncooperative with each other to ever stop Bernie. Buttplug and Amy the he-man for example hate each other with the passion of 1,000 hellfires and Bernie has reaped the benefit.

Bloomer really is an egotistical rich dumbass who’s incapable of seeing the forest. If he didn’t run and instead put all this money into a pro-Biden PAC, Biden would still have a vice grip on the black vote and would be running away with the election. Bloomer entering the race is what made Bernie the front runner.

[Spurtacular]

Similar to 4 years ago with the Republicans, the other candidates are also all too stubborn and uncooperative with each other to ever stop Bernie. Buttplug and Amy the he-man for example hate each other with the passion of 1,000 hellfires and Bernie has reaped the benefit.

Minnesota lesbian is trying to score points with Bernie for VP. I'm not sure why Buttplug let himself get drawn into that quarrel.

[Spurtacular]

Bloomer really is an egotistical rich dumbass who’s incapable of seeing the forest. If he didn’t run and instead put all this money into a pro-Biden PAC, Biden would still have a vice grip on the black vote and would be running away with the election. Bloomer entering the race is what made Bernie the front runner.

Bloomberg doesn't give a sh** about Biden beating Trump. He does like the idea of having the world suck his dick though.

[Reck]

Look at the H2H polls though, Bernie is up big on all of them except for Biden. It’s not as simple as then coalescing, they all just fucking suck. I think a more likeable and electable moderate such as Sherrod Brown would be very competitive with Bernie right now.

Similar to 4 years ago with the Republicans, the other candidates are also all too stubborn and uncooperative with each other to ever stop Bernie. Buttplug and Amy the he-man for example hate each other with the passion of 1,000 hellfires and Bernie has reaped the benefit.

Bloomer really is an egotistical rich dumbass who’s incapable of seeing the forest. If he didn’t run and instead put all this money into a pro-Biden PAC, Biden would still have a vice grip on the black vote and would be running away with the election. Bloomer entering the race is what made Bernie the front runner.

Here's a slightly outdated model that 538 forecasted for Super Tuesday.

https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/election-update-what-our-forecast-says-about-every-super-tuesday-state/

Bloomberg is really hindering Biden big time.


It should be a good night for Sanders delegate-wise just as it should be in terms of votes; we’re forecasting him to take home 587 delegates. (But remember that’s just in the average model run: In some runs, he gets more; others, fewer.) But Biden and Bloomberg are also forecasted to get 305 and 211 delegates, respectively, especially from Southern states, since they are likely to perform strongly there even if they don’t win.

If Biden wins SC which is looking like he will, he'll carry a little momemtum no longer having the loser stench but Bloomberg will cockblock him. Going by the said forecast, Biden would have almost even delegates you combine his share with Bloomberg.

A more interesting question is what will Warren do? Is she going to risk an embarrassement and lose her own state to Bernie?

[Will Hunting]

Minnesota lesbian is trying to score points with Bernie for VP. I'm not sure why Buttplug let himself get drawn into that quarrel.
Buttplug is your stereotypical 21st century overeducated liberal with a superiority complex. That’s why. He’s not going to pass up an opportunity to try and make someone else look stupid because he wants to make sure the world knows how smart he is.

Def agree about Klobuchar though. After the debate was over she bee-lined it over to Bernie to give him a warm and friendly handshake.



Bloomberg doesn't give a sh** about Biden beating Trump. He does like the idea of having the world suck his dick though.
I think Bloomer’s nightmare scenario is Bernie becoming president and he’s too self-absorbed to see how much he’s helped Bernie.

I know you agree with Bernie on virtually nothing, but even you’ve gotta admit it makes things a lot easier for his campaign when Bernie can basically say during debates “Hey remember how I’ve been saying billionaires are generally pieces of shit....exhibit A to my right folks!”

[Spurtacular]

I think Bloomer’s nightmare scenario is Bernie becoming president and he’s too self-absorbed to see how much he’s helped Bernie.


President is what all these megalomaniac billionaires want on their resumes more than anything else.

He may hate Bernie, but how tight is he holding onto his extra dollars if he's gonna be senile or dead within 10-20 years?

[Spurtacular]

Def agree about Klobuchar though. After the debate was over she bee-lined it over to Bernie to give him a warm and friendly handshake.

Yea, and rhetorically Pocohontas was sucking up to Bernie a lot too. But then she was a total cunt and froze him out on another handshake. She doesn't understand how little things go a long ways; bitches often don't.

[Spurtacular]

I know you agree with Bernie on virtually nothing, but even you’ve gotta admit it makes things a lot easier for his campaign when Bernie can basically say during debates “Hey remember how I’ve been saying billionaires are generally pieces of shit....exhibit A to my right folks!”

It helps; but it pales compared to Mini possibly siphoning a lot of delegates from Buttplug or Embalmden IMO. People know the oligarchs are sh**ing on them whether Jewberg is on that stage or not.

[Spurtacular]

Buttplug has his own equally big flaw of being faker than a 2 dollar bill which might be equally worse in this political climate.

It couldn’t have been that hard for them to find a good well rounded moderate to run against Sanders, yet somehow they have these two idiots.

True. But those relatively few candidates don't have the 'sex appeal' of gay mayor or Obama's VP.

Democrat snowflake base doesn't go for bland and sensible these days.

[Will Hunting]

True. But those relatively few candidates don't have the 'sex appeal' of gay mayor or Obama's VP.

Democrat snowflake base doesn't go for bland and sensible these days.
Agreed but I don’t see the celebrity vibe with gay mayor which is where I think the gaffe was. Biden definitely comes across as someone with a personality that can take over a room (at least when he’s not falling asleep) who everyone likes on a personal level. With Buttplug I think people assumed that since he’s young and gay he’d develop the celebrity-type popularity but he comes across as a pseudo intellectual shithead who’s preprogrammed with stump speeches to use pre debate while having very little sincerity.

[boutons_deux]

Jolted Joe running for the Senate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqS4m-8B4IQ

[Spurtacular]

Jolted Joe running for the Senate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqS4m-8B4IQ

I was thinking this was a shallow talking point at first. But this has became all too regular. A lot of Americans are going to shy away from a guy most certainly showing the signs of preliminary dementia.

[Spurtacular]

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[Spurtacular]

This'll be a wasted election for Democrats.

If they had ran Commie Cuck, they'd have an idea how far left the country is.
If they had ran Buttplug, they'd have a strong conservatives are homophobic narrative.

All they get out of this is the right has no respect for zombies. :lol

:lol

[Blake]

hur dur bumping muh funny posts hur dur

Pity

[Spurtacular]

Pity

Cucks don't have pity cards.
Now comfort yourself.

[Blake]

Hur dur dur dur

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS5HCi-zsYE

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUot0opToLI

Joe would've been better off to just say, shut the fuck up bitch. This schtick is getting old.

[Spurtacular]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EVXzG--X0AEs_Iu.jpg

[Spurtacular]

1249355835224068100

[Spurtacular]

What exactly is so impressive about Michelle Obama other than the fact her husband is Barrack Obama?

Black Queen. And that's a triple letter word score....

[Spurtacular]

Trying to outracist Trump is an interesting tactic, one wonders how much of Trump's base will be discouraged vs. how many Asian-Americans will end up getting harassed by jingoistic Dems (and MAGAS emboldened by the bipartisan racism) as a result.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diTz7UhBe58

:lol This chick called out your shameless fear narratives.
:lol Blakehole in his own echo chamber.

[Spurtacular]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWlV0Q9U8AIk-8M?format=jpg&name=large

[Spurtacular]

https://www.businessinsider.com/former-neighbor-corroborates-joe-bidens-accuser-2020-4?utmSource=twitter&utmContent=referral&utmTerm=topbar&referrer=twitter


LaCasse said that she remembers Reade getting emotional as she told the story. "She was crying," she said. "She was upset. And the more she talked about it, the more she started crying. I remember saying that she needed to file a police report." LaCasse said she does not recall whether Reade supplied any other details, like the location of the alleged assault or anything Biden may have said."I don't remember all the details," LaCasse said. "I remember the skirt. I remember the fingers. I remember she was devastated."




"I personally am a Democrat, a very strong Democrat," she said. "And I'm for Biden, regardless. But still I have to come out and say this."


:lol I know Biden raped but I'm still voting for him.
:lol Still better than a Chumpette.

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeuQxp1VKXA

8:20 The episode of Tara Reade's mother calling Larry King deleted.
TheGreatYacht hater

[Spurtacular]

It begins.

https://www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/analysis-did-ny-democrats-just-tank-bidens-nomination-69495

[ChumpDumper]

:lol the irony

[slick'81]

Cucks don't have pity cards.
Now comfort yourself.


Have you heard of these? How do you feel they differ from cucks? In your opinion


https://youtu.be/R7Jv43MlGd4

[DMC]

If that Milano bitch died in a grease fire I'd hope no one put it out too soon.

[Spurtacular]

Once again, CNN/Google plays into Trump's hands.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGfwPf84dbA

[Spurtacular]

:lol the irony

Tell us about it.

[ChumpDumper]

Tell us about it.sexual assault allegations good now

[Spurtacular]

sexual assault allegations good now

Ah. Narrative.

I think I like playing jokes on myself by expecting more from you. :lol

[ChumpDumper]

Ah. Narrative.

I think I like playing jokes on myself by expecting more from you. :lolSexual assault allegations bad now?

You'll never say.

Because you're afraid.

[Spurtacular]

Sexual assault allegations bad now?

You'll never say.

Because you're afraid.

If they're false.

LOL Dump

[ChumpDumper]

If they're false.How do you determine they're false?

[Spurtacular]

How do you determine they're false?

Mind numbing for fake w's. Par.

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azYCYltH0oY

[ChumpDumper]

Mind numbing for fake w's. Par.derp folds

[ChumpDumper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azYCYltH0oY#dropoutdonald

[Spurtacular]

Once again, CNN/Google plays into Trump's hands.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGfwPf84dbA

:lol And when NYT changed the Tara Reade article at Biden's camp's behest, they didn't even note the change.
:lol These bitches just keep getting exposed / called out.

[Reck]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azYCYltH0oY

No.

[Spurtacular]

#dropoutdonald

#dropoutdavid

[Reck]

BTW, guy is coming off a fresh Ohio primary win. :lol dropping out

[Spurtacular]

No.

:lol Enjoy putting your faith into the zombie.

[Reck]

:lol Enjoy putting your faith into the zombie.

You're mad.

I merely answered your dumb video question quite bluntly.

[Spurtacular]

BTW, guy is coming off a fresh Ohio primary win. :lol dropping out

:lol "fresh"
:lol He won a glorified coronation.

[ChumpDumper]

:lol Enjoy putting your faith into the zombie.You put your faith in Trump. Look at what happened.

[Spurtacular]

You're mad.

I merely answered your dumb video question quite bluntly.

Don't get mad that you're putting your faith in a zombie rapist, tranny.

Own it.

[Reck]

:lol "fresh"
:lol He won a glorified coronation.

How so? People voted for him. It wasn't giftwrapped. Knowingly voting for someone=glorified coronation

[Reck]

Don't get mad that you're putting your faith in a zombie rapist, tranny.

Own it.

I do own it.

You dont though. Trump has 19 more rapes. Own it.

[Spurtacular]

You put your faith in Trump. Look at what happened.

We didn't get Hillary.

Playing with house money after that. :lmao

hater TheGreatYacht Chris

[Spurtacular]

I do own it.

You dont though. Trump has 19 more rapes. Own it.

You're right. I put zero stock in the DNC smear campaign.
Frankly, it only caught on with persons with TDS. Even your hate-Trump media doesn't push that shit.

[ChumpDumper]

We didn't get Hillary.

Playing with house money after that. :lmao

hater TheGreatYacht Chris60,000 American deaths is house money to derp

[Spurtacular]

How so? People voted for him. It wasn't giftwrapped. Knowingly voting for someone=glorified coronation

There's one guy on the ballot who hasn't suspended his campaign? I don't know what you think gift wrapped means if not that. Gawd, you're dumb.

[Spurtacular]

60,000 American deaths is house money to derp

People weren't going to die if Hillary was president?

[ChumpDumper]

People weren't going to die if Hillary was president?Not this many this quickly. That's on Trump.

[Spurtacular]

Not this many this quickly. That's on Trump.

Oracle Chump

[ChumpDumper]

Oracle ChumpDoesn't take an oracle to know Clinton would read PDBs. Trump doesn't.

[Spurtacular]

Doesn't take an oracle to know Clinton would read PDBs. Trump doesn't.

Doesn't take an oracle to know she's a psychopath. All lives are commodities under her.

[ChumpDumper]

Doesn't take an oracle to know she's a psychopath. All lives are commodities under her.:lol Dr. derp with his buzzword diagnosis

What is your evidence Trump thinks differently?

[Reck]

There's one guy on the ballot who hasn't suspended his campaign? I don't know what you think gift wrapped means if not that. Gawd, you're dumb.

Bernie its still on the ballot
Ohio has been voting for months long before he decided to drop out

Come to terms.

[Reck]

Doesn't take an oracle to know she's a psychopath. All lives are commodities under her.

You secretly support her. :lol

[Spurtacular]

Bernie its still on the ballot
Ohio has been voting for months long before he decided to drop out

Come to terms.

Bernie has a suspended campaign. Or do you think people with suspended campaigns beat presumptive nominees?

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfUnCyluBkk

[TheGreatYacht]

We didn't get Hillary.

Playing with house money after that. :lmao

hater TheGreatYacht Chris

Shaming Trump supporters as if Shillary would have been any better :lol

[Chris]

60,000 American deaths is house money to derp

Thanks to Obama and Fauci funding the virus :tu

The plan was for Hillary to win and sew that shit up.

[TheGreatYacht]

Thanks to Obama and Fauci funding the virus :tu

The plan was for Hillary to win and sew that shit up.

Why hasn't Trump fired Fauci yet? Wtf is taking him so long? What does QAnon say Chris?

[ChumpDumper]

Thanks to Obama and Fauci funding the virus :tu?

What's your conspiracy theory here?

[Chris]

look it up

[ChumpDumper]

look it upNope, it's your conspiracy theory. You can step up and post it.

[pgardn]

Red team wants to play the philanderer game...
Not a good strategy to bring this up again with the blue team given 4 years to Epstein stuff up.
The orange dude ran beauty pageants with women everywhere. Private screenings... with underage girls.

We can do the grab em tape again as well. Not a good strategy.


Although I don’t mind seeing Weird Joe face the music.
Donald could not keep his toadstool in his pants so be careful; that fungal cap has been seen by women that did not want to see it, you can bet on that.

[pgardn]

...

[Spurtacular]

Although I don’t mind seeing Weird Joe face the music.

You don't mind seeing Joe Biden in an orange jumpsuit?

[pgardn]

You don't mind seeing Joe Biden in an orange jumpsuit?

If the allegations prove to be true...
I would like him to suffer a bit in an orange jumpsuit.

[Spurtacular]

If the allegations prove to be true...
I would like him to suffer a bit in an orange jumpsuit.

Come on, man!

[Spurtacular]

Tweet from Bernie's national press secretary:

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[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bIrI0aV6A8

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz_mQVXLXjo

[Reck]

Derp how can you be so wrong so often? Those 3 posts above are all wrong.

[Spurtacular]

Derp how can you be so wrong so often? Those 3 posts above are all wrong.

Tell us about it.

[Reck]

Tell us about it.

1.Ex national press secretary (and currently unhireable)
2.Supporting Biden over shitstain Trump is not exactly fawning or even a real choice.
3.Polls suggests otherwise

:lol Who threatens to sue their campaign manager because you get bad news?

[Spurtacular]

1.Ex national press secretary (and currently unhireable)
2.Supporting Biden over shitstain Trump is not exactly fawning or even a real choice.
3.Polls suggests otherwise

1. I doubt it's ex as Bernie likely has her on retainer. But the title is an honorific in any event. Or can we count on you to stop saying President Obama and Secretary Clinton?
And yea, she isn't hirable to the establishment outside of Bernie; but she never was outside of maybe being an intern.
2. Good luck with thinking America is going to vote for the guy with dementia. You clearly don't believe Dems have anyone who can beat Trump.
3. :lol :cry Muh submission polls :cry :lol

[Reck]

1. I doubt it's ex as Bernie likely has her on retainer. But the title is an honorific in any event. Or can we count on you to stop saying President Obama and Secretary Clinton?
And yea, she isn't hirable to the establishment outside of Bernie; but she never was outside of maybe being an intern.
2. Good luck with thinking America is going to vote for the guy with dementia. You clearly don't believe Dems have anyone who can beat Trump.
3. :lol :cry Muh submission polls :cry :lol

1. umm no, when you get fired from a job, you're a former employee. You dont get to keep the title as an honor. :lol

No one and I mean no one gives a fuck about a press secretary of a failed campaign.

I will stake my claim he beats Trump.

[Spurtacular]

1. umm no, when you get fired from a job, you're a former employee. You dont get to keep the title as an honor. :lol

No one and I mean no one gives a fuck about a press secretary of a failed campaign.

I will stake my claim he beats Trump.

Sure, people keep their titles as honorifics all the time. People call Jimmy Johnson coach on air all the time. He was fired, btw.
For what it's worth, I would prefer such customs not be applied. It's the way of the elites. I simply used the title to not give a long-winded explanation that doesn't need to be given.
Everyone knows Bernie's campaign is inactive right now.
....
Press secretaries of campaigns are quite often pundits and what not. You can lash out; but this is life, Wreck.
....
Your claim is piss-poor. America won't be voting with the guy that has dementia. I'm actually doing you a service by telling you this.
Your obstinacy on the matter will only make it that much funnier later. So, really I'm serving my future self more than anything. :lol

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OotWz2te200

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UKSmEKMpew

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x68Vby-vBWY

[Spurtacular]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EXDGUHqWoAEDYp2.jpg

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmzLv8j1jWE

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCOr0WvBHGs

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y_pn_uOq_0

[Spurtacular]

:lol Watching Greta kiss Biden's ass.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_LhuwLDC-U

[Spurtacular]

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/06/opinion/tara-reade-joe-biden-vote.html


I believe Tara Reade.


I’ll vote for Mr. Biden.

:lol Chumpettes

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHIAtwfLIjQ

[Spurtacular]

Over the weekend, another attorney, William Moran, told the AP he was working with Reade. Moran, who works at a law firm in Columbia, Maryland, previously wrote and edited for Sputnik, a news agency founded and supported by the Russian state-owned media company Rossiya Segodnya. A January 2017 report released by the Office of the Director of National Intelligence on Russia’s interference in the 2016 campaign said Sputnik was part of “Russia’s state-run propaganda machine,” which “contributed to the influence campaign by serving as a platform for Kremlin messaging to Russian and international audiences.” https://apnews.com/10d2842623b2c299e2c673bf5a9e23ff

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cedpluGHyMU/hqdefault.jpg

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SypnUFeKUrw

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFuvHzzh1i4

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv0NxAwlS2k

[pgardn]

Lying is bad now?

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMFVMIWLwVI

[Spurtacular]

https://www.newsweek.com/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-joins-joe-bidens-climate-policy-task-force-1503599

Cant accuse the mental patient of not reaching out to the younger, more environmentally focused people out there. Biden's already done 100% more outreach than Hillary ever did.

Desperate for narrative.

[Spurtacular]

:lol The top VP choice for Biden supposedly.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ab-hyOLPS8

[Spurtacular]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/li...t-news-updates (https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2020/may/13/coronavirus-us-live-trump-cdc-reopening-latest-news-updates)

Unmasking Flynn: Brenan, Comey, Clapper, Biden...

[Spurtacular]

CNN Poll: Trump Leads in Battleground States, Trails Overall

Lol

It's not good for Chumpettes when CNN is already saying Joe is likely to lose the election.

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-C1_0knDeJI

[Spurtacular]

College voters not gonna vote for Biden at the historical clip.
I just don't understand why they wouldn't get excited about a neo con zombie
after the DNC f*cked over their preferred candidate.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7DJTKsE8Zc

[Spurtacular]

https://www.donaldjtrump.com/error

:lol

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMF4Z8yGyo0

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMo157A43-E

[Spurtacular]

Biden tells more people not to vote for him.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyFn02lqkUQ

[Spurtacular]

1261072439863377920

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nchcdek4hPg

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XJ5OMdES_k

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU6-3VC2kHo

[Spurtacular]

Trump was already gonna win; but we'll take this.

7lA3oOo1oZc

IpCpI_HAB84

ZEcODjBp5Vo

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maeNikww7sM

:lol I forgot that this bitch couldn't win the Georgia governorship.
:lol Losers in the running.

[Spurtacular]

https://i.redd.it/cd46948e1us41.jpg

[Spurtacular]

https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1263622940320546816?s=19

:cry Trump's taxes, amirite? :cry

[Spurtacular]

Hey Chris (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=1656) how do you feel about this poll?

1263649914451607552

Fake as fuck, amirite?

Fake News. Enjoy your loss in November, tranny.

[ChumpDumper]

Fake News. Enjoy your loss in November, tranny.What are your real poll numbers for suburban women?

[Spurtacular]

David Dook mad that nobody cares about the voter suppression polls any more.

[ChumpDumper]

David Dook mad that nobody cares about the voter suppression polls any more.How is a Fox News poll voter suppression?

[Spurtacular]

How is a Fox News poll voter suppression?

FNC releases fake polls all the time.

[ChumpDumper]

FNC releases fake polls all the time.How can you tell they're fake?

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hla1M5TrqXc
hater

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LpvhROSFXg

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXciKni-__M

[Spurtacular]

Eessh....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLnx_iA48yk

[Spurtacular]

:lol The teleprompter.

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/05/27/01/28857554-8359597-Biden_made_the_comments_in_an_interview_where_he_w as_12_feet_awa-a-1_1590540352845.jpg

[Spurtacular]

Chumpettes, remember in the primaries when you guys thought you had a choice?

:lmao

[Spurtacular]

No Chumpette with :cry it's just a photo op :cry?

:lol

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/06/02/joe-biden-will-attend-george-floyd-funeral-lawyer-says.html

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSFnzXt-9pw

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ElYU1NVYHI&t=289s

[Spurtacular]

:lmao CNN caught staging sh** again.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH93ZGo5_Co

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO2mD6ZN6vw&feature=emb_rel_end

[Reck]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO2mD6ZN6vw&feature=emb_rel_end

Hanna Trudo, is that your sister? Ugly as a mule.

[ChumpDumper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO2mD6ZN6vw&feature=emb_rel_endYou aren't so ignorant you don't know he's been out, are you?

[Spurtacular]

You aren't so ignorant you don't know he's been out, are you?

:cry He laid a wreath down :cry

[ChumpDumper]

:cry He laid a wreath down :crySo the YouTube question was moot to begin with.:lol

[Spurtacular]

So the YouTube question was moot to begin with.:lol

Give us the total number of events he has not done from his basement in the last ninety days.

:lol Desperate CherpDook

[ChumpDumper]

:cry muh demands :cryHe's not holding rallies in Tulsa, that's for sure.

[Spurtacular]

Hanna Trudo, is that your sister? Ugly as a mule.

I assume another shot at Krystal Ball?

[Reck]

So the YouTube question was moot to begin with.:lol


I assume another shot at Krystal Ball?

:lmao didn't even watch his own shitty clip. :lmao

[ChumpDumper]

:lmao didn't even watch his own shitty clip. :lmao:rollin derpbot

[Spurtacular]

:lmao didn't even watch his own shitty clip. :lmao

I watched it. I don't recall the reference though.

[Spurtacular]

:rollin derpbot

:lol Ankle Biter Blake Zero

[ChumpDumper]

:lol Ankle Biter Blake Zero:lol buzzwords

You didn't watch the video you posted.

Why post it?

[Spurtacular]

:lol buzzwords

You didn't watch the video you posted.

Why post it?

I just said I watched it. Do you not speak English, Officer Dump Humper?

[Reck]

I just said I watched it. Do you not speak English, Officer Dump Humper?

If you did then how come you dont know that the so called "plan" from Biden was explain by said chick?

Your memory cannot be this fucked. Dementia at 30?

[Spurtacular]

If you did then how come you dont know that the so called "plan" from Biden was explain by said chick?

Your memory cannot be this fucked. Dementia at 30?

Upon reviewing this one, I think I skipped through most of it.
I was just posting it for the narrative, frankly.

[ChumpDumper]

Frankly, I don't think I was paying very much attention to this one.
:rollin you don't watch any of these.

[Spurtacular]

:rollin you don't watch any of these.

I watch all of them. Most of them from start to finish.
You're the one who doesn't watch or doesn't claim to watch and is still triggered. :lmao

[Spurtacular]

Hanna Trudo, is that your sister? Ugly as a mule.

She's a plane jane. Why's her looks an issue?
You get talking points from plenty of ugly people.

[ChumpDumper]

Flip:
I watch all of them.

Flop:
Most of them from start to finish.:lol

[Spurtacular]

Flip:

Flop::lol

That's not a flip flop at all. That's fine-tuning what I've already said.
Why are you always so desperate for pretend w's?

[ChumpDumper]

That's not a flip flop at all. That's fine-tuning what I've already said.
Why are you always so desperate for pretend w's?:lmao I don't give a shit about your videos. Neither do you.

[Spurtacular]

:lmao I don't give a shit about your videos.

They trigger you very badly, or you wouldn't be lashing out.

[ChumpDumper]

They trigger you very badly, or you wouldn't be lashing out.No and no.

I'm laughing at you because you don't even watch them.

Don't get defensive about it. No one watches them.

[Spurtacular]

No and no.

I'm laughing at you because you don't even watch them.

Don't get defensive about it. No one watches them.

I already told you that I'm a purveyor of the content.
You cling to your nothing w if you must.

[ChumpDumper]

I already told you that I'm a purveyor of the content.No one cares.

[Spurtacular]

No one cares.

Then don't care instead of posting how much you care.

[ChumpDumper]

Then don't care instead of posting how much you care.:lol I just like seeing you cry hard about it.

[Spurtacular]

:lol I just like seeing you cry hard about it.

A regular excuse you fall back on after going invalid.

[ChumpDumper]

A regular excuse you fall back on after going invalid.Sorry, you're laughable.

[Spurtacular]

Sorry, you're laughable.

Not sorry. You crave attention.

[ChumpDumper]

Not sorry. You crave attention.You cry out for it.

[Spurtacular]

You cry out for it.

Well, putting aside all your invalid whining, feel free to watch and discuss the content in the videos I post.
Or at least try not to cry about them. That could be very challenging for you.

[ChumpDumper]

Well, putting aside all your invalid whining, feel free to watch and discuss the content in the videos I post.
Or at least try not to cry about them. That could be very challenging for you.You don't even watch the videos and you never comment on them. Why should anyone else?

[Spurtacular]

You don't even watch the videos and you never comment on them. Why should anyone else?

On a per minute basis, I would estimate I've watched ninety percent of the content I've posted.
So, chances are if you post comments about them, I will have a good handle on what you're talking about.
Now keep crying otherwise. You need nothing w's badly.

[ChumpDumper]

On a per minute basis, I would estimate I've watched ninety percent of the content I've posted.
So, chances are if you post comments about them, I will have a good handle on what you're talking about.
Now keep crying otherwise. You need nothing w's badly.Sorry, derp. I'm not going to care about your videos.

[Spurtacular]

Sorry, derp. I'm not going to care about your videos.

Okay, but you're crying about how I don't watch them; and I'm telling you firmly that's not the case.

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNbaW7lhaRI

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBAlsdlwxaI

[koriwhat]

Lol liberal hivemind; best intro ever! :tu

[Spurtacular]

:lmao Zombie Chicken


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUB5cQEb6WA

[Spurtacular]

:lmao Snowflake Chumpettes


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jofo1ybjqIY

[spurraider21]

derp when did Krystal replace Tulsi as your crush/fap material?

[Spurtacular]

derp when did Krystal replace Tulsi as your crush/fap material?

Chicks that do their jobs are pretty fucking hot. But she's a full-on mom right now. Not really a turn on for me.

[Spurtacular]

https://i.imgflip.com/45d6x7.jpg

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmoln-XK3Gw

[ElNono]

https://i.imgflip.com/45d6x7.jpg

This need to be photoshopped with smoke, mirrors and blinking lights... like some grand entrance, IMVHO

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Za1dOreiQK4

Wow. Biden had a list of reporters whom he was to call on.

:lmao Media complex

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Co86MbJhio

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQkfKRBg3L8

[Spurtacular]

Hong Kong Businessman: Joe Biden Election Would Mean Chinese Communists ‘Won Against Free World’ — ‘Game Over’

A Hong Kong businessman issued a dire warning on Monday, saying a Joe Biden win would be a win for the Chinese communists and a loss for the free world. Elmer Yuen told the Polish show Against the Tide TV a Biden presidential victory would be disastrous for freedom.
“Biden is bad news,” Yuen said. “Health-wise — I don’t even think he is healthy,” he added, pointing at his head.
He said it is a “joke” the Democrats are running him.
“While he was vice president under Obama, he was in charge of the relationship with China. He was directly in charge and he let (them) go,” Yuen, who is in the United States advocating for freedom in Hong Kong, said.
“He let the Chinese build a military installation in the South China Sea. He let the PRC (People’s Republic of China) basically get away with murder,” he continued.
“His family, brother and son,” he said, referring to sibling James Biden and son Hunter Biden, “have been making huge amounts of money from China.”
Yuen alleged the Bidens are “a very corrupted family,” and disputed Biden’s statements that he’s anti-communist China.
“It would be hopeless” if Biden won in November, Yuen said.
“If he gets elected it will be hopeless for Hong Kong, hopeless for Taiwan, and hopeless for the free world because that would mean the PRC would have won against the free world,” he said, “and it’s over. Game over.”
In June, Yuen told (https://www.theepochtimes.com/u-s-should-sanction-all-members-of-chinas-communist-party-says-hong-kong-businessman-elmer-yuan_3406454.html) the Epoch Times he believed the Chinese Communist Party should be designated a “criminal organization.”



https://nonperele.com/hong-kong-businessman-joe-biden-election-would-mean-chinese-communists-won-against-free-world-game-over/

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEppoNlZ39I

[ChumpDumper]

Hong Kong Businessman: Joe Biden Election Would Mean Chinese Communists ‘Won Against Free World’ — ‘Game Over’


https://nonperele.com/hong-kong-businessman-joe-biden-election-would-mean-chinese-communists-won-against-free-world-game-over/It's hopeless for Hong Kong now.

Trump did nothing about it and will do nothing about it.

[Spurtacular]

It's hopeless for Hong Kong now.

Trump did nothing about it and will do nothing about it.

Now show me how you said the same thing about Obama giving up Ukraine.

[ChumpDumper]

Now show me how you said the same thing about Obama giving up Ukraine.Trump hasn't done anything about that either.

Now what?

[Spurtacular]

Trump hasn't done anything about that either.

Now what?

It was Obama that gave it up.

What's the matter, half black god above reproach again?

[ChumpDumper]

It was Obama that gave it up.
And Trump just gave up Hong Kong.

Now what?

[Spurtacular]

And Trump just gave up Hong Kong.

Now what?

Not 'til you admit Obama gave up Ukraine and show that you're not having selective outrage.

[clambake]

Not 'til you admit Obama gave up Ukraine and show that you're not having selective outrage.

Show me your very first post of Ukraine outrage.

[Spurtacular]

Show me your very first post of Ukraine outrage.

This is cherp's outrage. Stop giving him a handy, bruh.

[clambake]

All those years of suffering....show me your first Ukraine outrage post.

[ChumpDumper]

Not 'til you admit Obama gave up Ukraine and show that you're not having selective outrage.


So no defense of Trump's losing Hong Kong at all.:tu

[Spurtacular]

All those years of suffering....show me your first Ukraine outrage post.

Why are you not on Cherp for not having outrage about Ukraine?

Anything less and you're just giving him a handy, tbh.

[Spurtacular]

So no defense of Trump's losing Hong Kong at all.:tu

Ante up. You know how this works.

[clambake]

Why are you not on Cherp for not having outrage about Ukraine?

Anything less and you're just giving him a handy, tbh.

Just say you never cared about Ukraine the way you do thinking about men and sex

[Spurtacular]

Just say you never cared about Ukraine the way do thinking about men and sex

Just say you like giving Chump handies. It's not like we don't know.

[ChumpDumper]

Ante up. You know how this works.Trump lost Hong Kong. That's how that works.

Now what?

[clambake]

Just say you like giving Chump handies. It's not like we don't know.

It sounds like you want to expand on men and “handies”

Go ahead....I’m listening

[ChumpDumper]

Just say you like giving Chump handies. It's not like we don't know.Just say you like thinking about men and sex. It's not like we don't know.

[Spurtacular]

It sounds like you want to expand on men and “handies”

Go ahead....I’m listening

You're listening to Chump's moans.

He even gives you likes to know not to stop. :lmao

[ChumpDumper]

You're listening to Chump's moans.

He even gives you likes to know not to stop. :lmaoYou couldn't be any creepier.

[DMX7]

Trump hasn't done anything about that either.

Now what?

Not only has he done nothing about Crimea, Trump is campaigning for Russia to be back in the G7 and more.

[Spurtacular]

Just say you like thinking about men and sex. It's not like we don't know.

You gonna ante up or what, bitch?

[clambake]

You're listening to Chump's moans.

He even gives you likes to know not to stop. :lmao

Admitting fantasies is a good step. Play them out for me, with more of your words.

[ChumpDumper]

You gonna ante up or what, bitch?I already won.

[Spurtacular]

Admitting fantasies is a good step. Play them out for me, with more of your words.

Why aren't you calling out Chump? It's his outrage angle. You can't get him to produce anything other than jizz is why. :lmao

[Spurtacular]

I already won.

I have no doubt that homo handies is a win for you. :lmao

[ChumpDumper]

I have no doubt that homo handies is a win for you. :lmaoYour idea of winning is thinking about sex acts between men.

Prove me right.

[Spurtacular]

Your idea of winning is thinking about sex acts between men.

Prove me right.

You want me to apologize for calling out you sodomites? :lmao

TheGreatYacht

[clambake]

To be derp, lol

[ChumpDumper]

You want me to apologize for calling out you sodomites? :lmao

TheGreatYachtProved me right again. Now go on about it for a few more hours.

[DMX7]

To be derp, lol

What a Karen is spurtacular. :lol

[Spurtacular]

Proved me right again. Now go on about it for a few more hours.

You didn't ante up cos you knew the L was there from the get go.

I'll toss in the chip for you.

You didn't call out Obama on Ukraine, and now you want to have your selective outrage about Trump.

[Spurtacular]

To be derp, lol

I had the Ukraine quotes teed up for you in the event that you were not an utterly weak man.
You just really needed to give Chump his happy ending though. :lmao

[ChumpDumper]

YouI won.

[Spurtacular]

That's just sad, blake zero.

[ChumpDumper]

That's just sad, blake zero.Post the Don Draper meme again.

That'll show me.

[Spurtacular]

Chirp

[ChumpDumper]

Chirp:lmao copying DMC

You should cry out for him. He'll tell you what to do.

[Spurtacular]

:lmao copying DMC

You should cry out for him. He'll tell you what to do.

You gonna call out Ankle Biter X7 for copying your comfort narrative in the other thread?

:cry No; moar convenience :cry

LOL Cherp

[ChumpDumper]

You gonna call out Ankle Biter X7 for copying your comfort narratives?

:cry No; moar convenience :cry

LOL CherpMan, life is really unfair to you, isn't it?

[Spurtacular]

Man, life is really unfair to you, isn't it?

You're not going to call out your role players. I can respect that.

You're still the Washington Generals at the end of the day. :lmao

[ChumpDumper]

You're not going to call out your role players. I can respect that.

You're still the Washington Generals at the end of the day. :lmao:rollin You claim to be Don Draper AND the Harlem Globetrotters.

[Spurtacular]

:rollin You claim to be Don Draper AND the Harlem Globetrotters.

That's not helping your self image very much, is it?

:rollin

[ChumpDumper]

That's not helping your self image very much, is it?

:rollinNothing to do with me. It's your delusion, dude.

What else do you see yourself as?

1) Don Draper

2) All the Harlem Globetrotters

3) ?

[Spurtacular]

Nothing to do with me. It's your delusion, dude.

What else do you see yourself as?

1) Don Draper

2) All the Harlem Globetrotters

3) ?

1) You're a sheep

2) L's in bulk

3) Sodomite


:lmao TheGreatYacht

[ChumpDumper]

derp folds

[Spurtacular]

Cherp comforts himself

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PluE_xZEkjI