Spursforsix - Jokemaster Joke of the Day

[Millennial_Messiah]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 5, 2019

Why does Avante never win a sprint?

He's always coming in a little behind.
8.5/10

[SpursforSix]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 6, 2019

Avante’s in his van and sees a young boy sitting on the curb crying his eyes out. Avante pulls over and asks him what’s wrong. “My dog, Checkers ran away”. Avante says, “Hop in, I’ll help you find him”. The grateful boy gets in the van and says, “Oh thank you so much. This has been the worst day of my life”. Avante smiles and replies, “You have no idea”.

[Chucho]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 6, 2019

Avante’s in his van and sees a young boy sitting on the curb crying his eyes out. Avante pulls over and asks him what’s wrong. “My dog, Checkers ran away”. Avante says, “Hop in, I’ll help you find him”. The grateful boy gets in the van and says, “Oh thank you so much. This has been the worst day of my life”. Avante smiles and replies, “You have no idea”.

Teehee.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 6, 2019

Avante’s in his van and sees a young boy sitting on the curb crying his eyes out. Avante pulls over and asks him what’s wrong. “My dog, Checkers ran away”. Avante says, “Hop in, I’ll help you find him”. The grateful boy gets in the van and says, “Oh thank you so much. This has been the worst day of my life”. Avante smiles and replies, “You have no idea”.
:lol

[Darth_Pelican]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 6, 2019

Avante’s in his van and sees a young boy sitting on the curb crying his eyes out. Avante pulls over and asks him what’s wrong. “My dog, Checkers ran away”. Avante says, “Hop in, I’ll help you find him”. The grateful boy gets in the van and says, “Oh thank you so much. This has been the worst day of my life”. Avante smiles and replies, “You have no idea”.

:lol

[SpursforSix]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 7, 2019

How is Avante like Santa Claus?

Both have empty sacks when they’re done with children.

[BD24]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 7, 2019

How is Avante like Santa Claus?

Both have empty sacks when they’re done with children.
:lol

[Darth_Pelican]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 7, 2019

How is Avante like Santa Claus?

Both have empty sacks when they’re done with children.

:wow :lmao

[Robz4000]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 7, 2019

How is Avante like Santa Claus?

Both have empty sacks when they’re done with children.

:lol wow

[Millennial_Messiah]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 7, 2019

How is Avante like Santa Claus?

Both have empty sacks when they’re done with children.
April? Should have saved it for December, tbh.

[SpursforSix]

April? Should have saved it for December, tbh.

You might be dead by December.

[pgardn]

You might be dead by December.

M & M sliced and diced...

[Chucho]

You might be dead by December.

Hopes and prayers on that from over here...

[Millennial_Messiah]

Hopes and prayers on that from over here...

Keep praying, just like the morons at church that never get helped by sky guy.

[Chucho]

Keep praying, just like the morons at church that never get helped by sky guy.

Sky guy couldn't help you. You suck and you're a terrible liar.

[SpursforSix]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 8, 2019

I hate Mondays and I'm too tired to put much into this one.



What's the difference between chocolate ice cream and Avante?

You don't have to force a kid to swallow ice cream.

[chunticakes]

Hopes and prayers on that from over here...

One can only hope...

[spurraider21]

:lmao SFS i'm tellin ya, take the weekends off so you dont burn out

quality has still been good though

[SpursforSix]

:lmao SFS i'm tellin ya, take the weekends off so you dont burn out

quality has still been good though

I gotta power through it. Not going to rest players during the regular season.

[TimmyBuckets]

Don't know shit about any of this, but gotta respect the persistence. Plus some of these jokes are good.

[SpursforSix]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 9, 2019

What's the difference between Avante and a plastic bag?


The plastic bag doesn't rape the kid before it smothers him.

[clambake]

lol

[SpursforSix]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 10, 2019

What’s the difference between WetWipes and Avante?
One cleans a kids butt and the other makes a total mess of it.

[Darth_Pelican]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 10, 2019

What’s the difference between WetWipes and Avante?
One cleans a kids butt and the other makes a total mess of it.

:lol

[Robz4000]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 10, 2019

What’s the difference between WetWipes and Avante?
One cleans a kids butt and the other makes a total mess of it.

:lol

[johnsmith]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 10, 2019

What’s the difference between WetWipes and Avante?
One cleans a kids butt and the other makes a total mess of it.

Jesus Christ! Lol!!!

[benefactor]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 10, 2019

What’s the difference between WetWipes and Avante?
One cleans a kids butt and the other makes a total mess of it.
:lol

[140]

:lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

OP is going to run out of these very soon

[SpursforSix]

OP is going to run out of these very soon

You never seem to run out of shitty football takes so we’ll see.
Today’s was another SFS original.

[leemajors]

You never seem to run out of shitty football takes so we’ll see.
Today’s was another SFS original.

:tu

[Avant]

Are you kidding me. Just how damn boring are you mini shits, wow~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Avanteism will never die. The greatest power in the universe.

[Pavlov]

Are you kidding me. Just how damn boring are you mini shits, wow~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Avanteism will never die. The greatest power in the universe.No one could ever tire of shitting directly on you tbh.

[SpursforSix]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April11, 2019

Why was Avante disappointed with his vacation to Chili?

He found out they rescued the trapped miners.

[Darth_Pelican]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April11, 2019

Why was Avante disappointed with his vacation to Chili?

He found out they rescued the trapped miners.

:lmao

[Chucho]

What's the difference between Judy and an old shoe?

Avante will eat an old shoe if he has to.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April11, 2019

Why was Avante disappointed with his vacation to Chili?

He found out they rescued the trapped miners.

Chile*

[Trill Clinton]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 10, 2019

What’s the difference between WetWipes and Avante?
One cleans a kids butt and the other makes a total mess of it.

Lmaoooo

[Robz4000]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April11, 2019

Why was Avante disappointed with his vacation to Chili?

He found out they rescued the trapped miners.

:lol

[SpursforSix]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 12, 2019

What's the difference between Avante and a mythogical creater called, The Gamblefrag?

The Gamblefrag tingers feens and Avante fingers teens.

sigh...

[Chucho]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 12, 2019

What's the difference between Avante and a mythogical creater called, The Gamblefrag?

The Gamblefrag tingers feens and Avante fingers teens.

sigh...


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[SpursforSix]

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Perhaps this particular joke is just too abstract for the hoi polloi.

In reality, I forgot all about it until this morning. Usually, I'll spend a few minutes the night before crafting a joke.

[Chucho]

Perhaps this particular joke is just too abstract for the hoi polloi.

In reality, I forgot all about it until this morning. Usually, I'll spend a few minutes the night before crafting a joke.


I have faith you will bounce back. No Cy Young winning pitchers only ever threw perfect games.

[SpursforSix]

I have faith you will bounce back. No Cy Young winning pitchers only ever threw perfect games.

I’ve actually got a concept I’ve been thinking about that should be great if I can come up with the volume to justify it.

[Chucho]

I’ve actually got a concept I’ve been thinking about that should be great if I can come up with the volume to justify it.

If you're making fun of his family, there is a LOT of volume to justify...

Right now, the metaphor/similie jokes are coming too close together and make each gem harder to distinguish itself.

[SpursforSix]

If you're making fun of his family, there is a LOT of volume to justify...

Right now, the metaphor/similie jokes are coming too close together and make each gem harder to distinguish itself.

Got it. I’m a little hesitant to do too much on his family. They’re just innocent bystanders. I don’t know. If the well runs dry, I may abandon any ethical considerations. At the end of the day, fat is fat.

[Chucho]

Got it. I’m a little hesitant to do too much on his family. They’re just innocent bystanders. I don’t know. If the well runs dry, I may abandon any ethical considerations. At the end of the day, fat is fat.

Exactly. They aren't innocent in the way Avant's victims were innocent. Getting fat is a choice and they deserve the ridicule.

[Avant]

Only here in stupidville does......

Avante....ya shoot sick ass pedo's

.....becomes.

Avante....I;m a pedo.

Wow~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


One more time.

Where is anything anywhere where I ever talk about anything that deserves.....you pedo? Where is that at, yep....it doesn't.

[Chucho]

Only here in stupidville does......

Avante....ya shoot sick ass pedo's

.....becomes.

Avante....I;m a pedo.

Wow~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


One more time.

Where is anything anywhere where I ever talk about anything that deserves.....you pedo? Where is that at, yep....it doesn't.

No one cares, pedo. We've been over this countless times, dummy. You are just here to be made fun of. That's it. You serve no other purpose, you are a personal toilet for almost everyone on this board.

[Avant]

No one cares, pedo. We've been over this countless times, dummy. You are just here to be made fun of. That's it. You serve no other purpose, you are a personal toilet for almost everyone on this board.

Dude, you've never really got it have ya ya dumb fuck? Who here is in any position to do anything? Look at yourself ya dummy, ya can't even fucking read. Stupid.......ya shoot sick ass pedos...you don't get that moron? I'm in with a bunch of morons.

Chucho, pedos are sick mutherfuckers guy, I hate those sick fucks. Now just how damn stupid are you?

[Chucho]

Dude, you've never really got it have ya ya dumb fuck? Who here is in any position to do anything? Look at yourself ya dummy, ya can't even fucking read. Stupid.......ya shoot sick ass pedos...you don't get that moron? I'm in with a bunch of morons.

Chucho, pedos are sick mutherfuckers guy, I hate those sick fucks. Now just how damn stupid are you?

Nobody cares what you say. You're just here to be made fun of. Shut up, already.

[Avant]

Nobody cares what you say. You're just here to be made fun of. Shut up, already.

Dude, ya don't called anyone a ...pedo....ok ya stupid fuck? What are you fucking retarded? Dude, I made it very very clear what my stance on that sick shit is, so why are you ignoring what I said? Are you really that totally fucked up guy?

Chucho, are you really as stupid as you appear?

[Chucho]

Dude, ya don't called anyone a ...pedo....ok ya stupid fuck? What are you fucking retarded? Dude, I made it very very clear what my stance on that sick shit is, so why are you ignoring what I said? Are you really that totally fucked up guy?

Chucho, are you really as stupid as you appear?

Avante has sex with kids.

[Avant]

Avante has sex with kids.

Chucho, has sex with kids and goats. And, is a queer.

[SpursforSix]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 13, 2019


Why did Avante lose his job at the school cafeteria?

He kept eating the kids’ wieners.

[Millennial_Messiah]

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Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 13, 2019


Why did Avante lose his job at the school cafeteria?

He kept eating the kids’ wieners.

Ooops, looks like SFS got the E85 gas...

[140]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 13, 2019


Why did Avante lose his job at the school cafeteria?

He kept eating the kids’ wieners.
:lol

[Spurtacular]

Post 23


lol

Post 25


:lol

Post 26


Yeah because we need more free pancake talk

:lmao Cuck blake really desperate for any kind of a W.

[Robz4000]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 13, 2019


Why did Avante lose his job at the school cafeteria?

He kept eating the kids’ wieners.

:lol

[SpursforSix]

Oh shit. Bringing the A game tomorrow.

[SpursforSix]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 14, 2019

Why did Avante shoot the sick pedo in the head?

He fucked his girlfriend.

[140]

:lmao

[Millennial_Messiah]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 14, 2019

Why did Avante shoot the sick pedo in the head?

He fucked his girlfriend.
9.75/10 :lmao

[SpursforSix]

Why does Avante always lose at Blackjack?

He always hits 14.

[chunticakes]

Why does Avante always lose at Blackjack?

He always hits 14.

:lmao

Bringing back the A game.

[Trill Clinton]

Why does Avante always lose at Blackjack?

He always hits 14.

Lmaoo

[Darth_Pelican]

Why does Avante always lose at Blackjack?

He always hits 14.

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[spurraider21]

Why does Avante always lose at Blackjack?

He always hits 14.
:lmao

[Millennial_Messiah]

Why does Avante always lose at Blackjack?

He always hits 14.

9.5/10

I would have gone with a lower number, tbh

[SpursforSix]

9.5/10

I would have gone with a lower number, tbh

Yeah, but if I get to 11 or even 12 or 13, it's not a bad blackjack play. 15 and 16 seemed just too old for Avante. 14 seems like the right number to be a constant black jack loser and still clearly a pedo.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Yeah, but if I get to 11 or even 12 or 13, it's not a bad blackjack play. 15 and 16 seemed just too old for Avante. 14 seems like the right number to be a constant black jack loser and still clearly a pedo.

Good work. But 14 usually loses even if you're playing heads up.

[SpursforSix]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 16, 2019

Avante meets a young boy in the park and asks him, "Hey, do you want to see some magic?".
"Sure", says the little boy.
"Well for this trick, you need to turn around, take off your pants, and bend over".
They boy does as instructed. Avante gets behind him and asks, "Can you feel my finger in your butt?".
The boy says, "yes, I do".
Avante then waves his hands at the boys face. "Ta Da!".

[chunticakes]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 16, 2019

Avante meets a young boy in the park and asks him, "Hey, do you want to see some magic?".
"Sure", says the little boy.
"Well for this trick, you need to turn around, take off your pants, and bend over".
They boy does as instructed. Avante gets behind him and asks, "Can you feel my finger in your butt?".
The boy says, "yes, I do".
Avante then waves his hands at the boys face. "Ta Da!".

Another classic. :lol

[Darth_Pelican]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 16, 2019

Avante meets a young boy in the park and asks him, "Hey, do you want to see some magic?".
"Sure", says the little boy.
"Well for this trick, you need to turn around, take off your pants, and bend over".
They boy does as instructed. Avante gets behind him and asks, "Can you feel my finger in your butt?".
The boy says, "yes, I do".
Avante then waves his hands at the boys face. "Ta Da!".

:lol

[Robz4000]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 16, 2019

Avante meets a young boy in the park and asks him, "Hey, do you want to see some magic?".
"Sure", says the little boy.
"Well for this trick, you need to turn around, take off your pants, and bend over".
They boy does as instructed. Avante gets behind him and asks, "Can you feel my finger in your butt?".
The boy says, "yes, I do".
Avante then waves his hands at the boys face. "Ta Da!".

:lmao

[spurraider21]

:lmao...

reminds me of a classic about when you're supposed to feel nervous around your proctologist: when he's giving you an exam but his hands are on your shoulders

[SpursforSix]

Spursmaster Joke of the Day - April 17, 2019

What's Avante's favorite song to play on the guitar?

Stairway to Heaven. He loves fingering A minor.


That was a derivative from one online. Originally I had expanded it to the one below but wasn't sure which was better.
So today you get a 2 for 1.

Avante walked in to Guitar Center to take his first guitar lesson. Mike, the instructor shows him back to the studio.
Avante, looking surprised, asks, "Here?".
Mike replies, "yeah...here".
"Wow", says Avante.
Halfway through the lesson, Mike notices that Avante has become distracted.
Mike asks, "Everything OK?"
Avante responds, "Uh...when do we practice fingering minors?".

[Chucho]

Spursmaster Joke of the Day - April 17, 2019

What's Avante's favorite song to play on the guitar?

Stairway to Heaven. He loves fingering A minor.


That was a derivative from one online. Originally I had expanded it to the one below but wasn't sure which was better.
So today you get a 2 for 1.

Avante walked in to Guitar Center to take his first guitar lesson. Mike, the instructor shows him back to the studio.
Avante, looking surprised, asks, "Here?".
Mike replies, "yeah...here".
"Wow", says Avante.
Halfway through the lesson, Mike notices that Avante has become distracted.
Mike asks, "Everything OK?"
Avante responds, "Uh...when do we practice fingering minors?".


Meh...not your best work. About 6/10.

Now, you could have thrown in more guitar innuendo.

The killer punchline would be...after Mike asks if everything is ok...

Avante responds..."Well, I'm not trying to tell you how to do your job, but wouldn't it be easier to learn chords first as it's easier to finger minors when they're tied down"...or something like that.

Just some constructive criticism.

[SpursforSix]

Meh...not your best work. About 6/10.

Now, you could have thrown in more guitar innuendo.

The killer punchline would be...after Mike asks if everything is ok...

Avante responds..."Well, I'm not trying to tell you how to do your job, but wouldn't it be easier to learn chords first as it's easier to finger minors when they're tied down"...or something like that.

Just some constructive criticism.

LOL. Yeah...that's pretty good. Anyway, I felt the longer version was too clunky. But I can see a better punchline.

Also, I could have gone with:

Why did Avante take guitar lessons?

He heard they'd teach him how to properly finger minors.

IDK.

[SpursforSix]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 18, 2019

School is out and Avante is walking back to his van holding hands with a young boy. A teacher approaches him and says, "Awww...and this must be Mason".
Avante replies, "No, Mason is sick today".

[spurraider21]

:lol

[BD24]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 18, 2019

School is out and Avante is walking back to his van holding hands with a young boy. A teacher approaches him and says, "Awww...and this must be Mason".
Avante replies, "No, Mason is sick today".
:lol

nice job incorporating Mason into the joke

[SpursforSix]

Spursmaster Joke of the Day - April 19, 2019

Avante is walking on the beach on a deserted island when he comes across a piece of shiny metal sticking out of the sand. He reaches down and discovers it's a magic lamp.
He begins to rub the lamp and after a moment, it begins to shake. A huge plume of blue smoke begins to stream out of the spout. The smoke begins to condense and take shape.
Within seconds, a huge genie appears. The genie looks down at a broadly smiling Avante and says, "oh fuck".

[leemajors]

:lol

[spurraider21]

:lol

[Chucho]

:lol

[140]

:lmao one of the best tbh

[SpursforSix]

:lmao one of the best tbh

Thanks. It's an original. I've had it for a while buy wasn't very confident in it.
It actually reads better than it sounds in my head.

[Darth_Pelican]

Spursmaster Joke of the Day - April 19, 2019

Avante is walking on the beach on a deserted island when he comes across a piece of shiny metal sticking out of the sand. He reaches down and discovers it's a magic lamp.
He begins to rub the lamp and after a moment, it begins to shake. A huge plume of blue smoke begins to stream out of the spout. The smoke begins to condense and take shape.
Within seconds, a huge genie appears. The genie looks down at a broadly smiling Avante and says, "oh fuck".

:lmao

[Avant]

The impact Avante makes here is amazing. It really is hard to believe we have this many simple little shits are wrapped up in any poster. I think the thing is everybody knows they can't really hang with Avante when it comes to anything so all they can do is silly shit like we see here.

Avante....the lowest scum on earth is a sick ass pedo, you shoot these sick fucks in the head.
ST.....pedo (he simple knows too much, a showoff with all that knowledge)

I've been posting at a few new (to me) places for a couple months now, it's like night and day. From polite, educated, intelligent, knowledgeable posters to what we have here, a dramatic difference in level of intellect and class.

Avante....the best example of Georgia blues would be Blind Willie McTell
Poster.....Barbecue Bob?
Avante....good one, he'd be in the discussion.
Poster...don't forget Curley Weaver.
Avante....another good one, sure we could start with those three and Buddy Moss.
Poster...bummer about his prison years.
Avante....I agree.

Can't do that here.

[Millennial_Messiah]

We all watched Aladdin, so we know that the genie's 3 rules are

1) can't kill anyone
2) can't bring anyone back from the dead, and
3) can't make someone fall in love with anyone


don't you think "raping kids" would fall into 1 and 3 though?

[SpursforSix]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 20, 2019

If you get an erection when you watch the Micky Mouse Club......you might be Avante
If your dream job is a school bus driver......you might be Avante
If your sex kit includes rope, chloroform, AND candy......you might be Avante
If you have to go to the dark web to find “your kind of porn”.....you might be Avante
If your break the ice line is, “So, had your period yet?”......you might be Avante
If you’ve never had to doubt, “Don’t worry, I can’t get pregnant”......you might be Avante


idk...just trying something new.

[BD24]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 20, 2019

If you get an erection when you watch the Micky Mouse Club......you might be Avante
If your dream job is a school bus driver......you might be Avante
If your sex kit includes rope, chloroform, AND candy......you might be Avante
If you have to go to the dark web to find “your kind of porn”.....you might be Avante
If your break the ice line is, “So, had your period yet?”......you might be Avante
If you’ve never had to doubt, “Don’t worry, I can’t get pregnant”......you might be Avante


idk...just trying something new.
:lol

[SpursforSix]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - Easter, April 21, 2019

Mommy: Did you enjoy egg hunting at Avante’s?
Billy: Oh yes.
Mommy: Did you find lots of eggs?
Billy: Oh yes. Mommy, is there really an Easter Bunny?
Mommy: What do you think?
Billy: Maybe. Mommy?
Mommy: Yes?
Billy: How did the bunny get the eggs in Mr. Avante’s nutsack?

[Robz4000]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - Easter, April 21, 2019

Mommy: Did you enjoy egg hunting at Avante’s?
Billy: Oh yes.
Mommy: Did you find lots of eggs?
Billy: Oh yes. Mommy, is there really an Easter Bunny?
Mommy: What do you think?
Billy: Maybe. Mommy?
Mommy: Yes?
Billy: How did the bunny get the eggs in Mr. Avante’s nutsack?

:lol!

[Millennial_Messiah]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - Easter, April 21, 2019

Mommy: Did you enjoy egg hunting at Avante’s?
Billy: Oh yes.
Mommy: Did you find lots of eggs?
Billy: Oh yes. Mommy, is there really an Easter Bunny?
Mommy: What do you think?
Billy: Maybe. Mommy?
Mommy: Yes?
Billy: How did the bunny get the eggs in Mr. Avante’s nutsack?

HAPPEH EASTAH!!

[Darth_Pelican]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - Easter, April 21, 2019

Mommy: Did you enjoy egg hunting at Avante’s?
Billy: Oh yes.
Mommy: Did you find lots of eggs?
Billy: Oh yes. Mommy, is there really an Easter Bunny?
Mommy: What do you think?
Billy: Maybe. Mommy?
Mommy: Yes?
Billy: How did the bunny get the eggs in Mr. Avante’s nutsack?

:lol

[Trill Clinton]

Thread of the year. CTOA the goat:lmao

[pgardn]

The other contributions coming in are great as well.
More.

[chunticakes]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - Easter, April 21, 2019

Mommy: Did you enjoy egg hunting at Avante’s?
Billy: Oh yes.
Mommy: Did you find lots of eggs?
Billy: Oh yes. Mommy, is there really an Easter Bunny?
Mommy: What do you think?
Billy: Maybe. Mommy?
Mommy: Yes?
Billy: How did the bunny get the eggs in Mr. Avante’s nutsack?

HAHAHAHHA beautiful incorporation of Zomie Jesus Day.

This thread truly has GOTworthy potential.

[SpursforSix]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 22, 2019

What’s the difference between Avante and a nanny?

The nanny comes with children to the playground.
Avante comes on children at the playground.

[BD24]

Any chance we can get a game of thrones or nba playoffs themed joke? I know it will be tough, but I believe in you my man

[Robz4000]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 22, 2019

What’s the difference between Avante and a nanny?

The nanny comes with children to the playground.
Avante comes on children at the playground.

:rollin

[SpursforSix]

Any chance we can get a game of thrones or nba playoffs themed joke? I know it will be tough, but I believe in you my man

What’s the difference between Game of Thrones and Avante?

Game of Thrones doesn’t rape children.

But yeah...I’ll try to incorporate current events.

[Chucho]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 22, 2019

What’s the difference between Avante and a nanny?

The nanny comes with children to the playground.
Avante comes on children at the playground.

:lol

[spurraider21]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 22, 2019

What’s the difference between Avante and a nanny?

The nanny comes with children to the playground.
Avante comes on children at the playground.
those damn prepositions

[SpursforSix]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 23, 2019

What's the difference between Avante and a 10 year old boy?

Most 10 year old boys don't frequently have sex with 10 year old girls.

[spurraider21]

:lol

[Chucho]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 23, 2019

What's the difference between Avante and a 10 year old boy?

Most 10 year old boys don't frequently have sex with 10 year old girls.


In the top 5 so far! :bobo

[Darth_Pelican]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 23, 2019

What's the difference between Avante and a 10 year old boy?

Most 10 year old boys don't frequently have sex with 10 year old girls.

:lol

[BD24]

:lol

[SpursforSix]

Spursmaster Joke of the Day - April 24, 2019

Avante is discussing a plea bargain with his lawyer.
Lawyer : So...how does ten to twelve sound?
Avante : Sexy.

[140]

:lmao

[Darth_Pelican]

Spursmaster Joke of the Day - April 24, 2019

Avante is discussing a plea bargain with his lawyer.
Lawyer : So...how does ten to twelve sound?
Avante : Sexy.

:lmao nice

[Chucho]

:lol

[spurraider21]

Spursmaster Joke of the Day - April 24, 2019

Avante is discussing a plea bargain with his lawyer.
Lawyer : So...how does ten to twelve sound?
Avante : Sexy.
:lmao

[chunticakes]

Spursmaster Joke of the Day - April 24, 2019

Avante is discussing a plea bargain with his lawyer.
Lawyer : So...how does ten to twelve sound?
Avante : Sexy.

:rollin

[Millennial_Messiah]

Spursmaster Joke of the Day - April 24, 2019

Avante is discussing a plea bargain with his lawyer.
Lawyer : So...how does ten to twelve sound?
Avante : Sexy.
:lmao

Lawyer: Actually, Larry, we have good news. Two of the charges were dropped. So, how does eight to ten sound?
Avante: Sexy!
Lawyer: Umm, I read it wrong. Actually, it's five to seven.
Avante: SEXIER!

[SpursforSix]

:lmao

Lawyer: Actually, Larry, we have good news. Two of the charges were dropped. So, how does eight to ten sound?
Avante: Sexy!
Lawyer: Umm, I read it wrong. Actually, it's five to seven.
Avante: SEXIER!

Man...you're awkward as fuck.

[pgardn]

Spursmaster Joke of the Day - April 24, 2019

Avante is discussing a plea bargain with his lawyer.
Lawyer : So...how does ten to twelve sound?
Avante : Sexy.

Bam!

[BD24]

:lmao

Lawyer: Actually, Larry, we have good news. Two of the charges were dropped. So, how does eight to ten sound?
Avante: Sexy!
Lawyer: Umm, I read it wrong. Actually, it's five to seven.
Avante: SEXIER!
Leave the jokes to SFS faggot

[Chucho]

Leave the jokes to SFS faggot

.

[Avant]

Blake....so tell me SFS what is your EXPERT opinion on the recent 9.94/19.76 ran by Texas Tech sprinter Divine Oduduru?
SFS....kinda slow

Hahahahahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~

Both times the fastest in the world, both times the new TT school records.

That 19.76 the NEW Nigerian National record. And, the second fastest 200m ever ran by an NCAA sprinter. And, the second fastest 200m ever ran by an African.

Anyone saying....kinda slow....is a 100% track moron.

[Avant]

SFS....I'm a track EXPERT
Avante...cool, so talk to me about those two NFLers who beat Bob Hayes.
SFS....what, you don't know?

SFS,...I'm a music EXPERT
Avante...cool, so talk to me about Texas piano blues.
SFS....So I do the work for you?

SFS...I'm a pro rasslin' EXPERT
Avante...cool, so talk to me about The Stanlee Brothers.
SFS....I'm not here to just hand out knowledge ya know.

An EXPERT who has never answered any question he's been asked.

He does need to stick to Avante jokes, what else can the boy the do, yep....nothing.

[Avant]

:lmao

Lawyer: Actually, Larry, we have good news. Two of the charges were dropped. So, how does eight to ten sound?
Avante: Sexy!
Lawyer: Umm, I read it wrong. Actually, it's five to seven.
Avante: SEXIER!

This is sad, a total moron a complete idiot, a guy who has no business out in public thinking he can talk about anyone.

Dude, you are so damn stupid it's not even fun kicking your dumb ass around because you wouldn't get it. So I don't because you're too damn dumb to make it any fun.

I don't care about all those so wrapped up in Avante it's comical, but when a guy as stupid as this moron gets involved, yep.....FUNNY.

Just knowing I make this kind of impact should say it all, and the fact I know so much more than all of you combined, hahahahaha~~~~~~~~

[Chucho]

3 post meltdown.

[Avant]

3 post meltdown.

translation

Look Avante, we all know SFS don't know shit, ok? It's just funny playing this stupid game with you, ok? SFS knows he can only tell non funny.stupid jokes because in a real track/football/music contest you'd crush all of us. So all we can do is stupid jokes.

[Chucho]

translation

Look Avante, we all know SFS don't know shit, ok? It's just funny playing this stupid game with you, ok? SFS knows he can only tell non funny.stupid jokes because in a real track/football/music contest you'd crush all of us. So all we can do is stupid jokes.

More meltdown from Mr. "This place doesnt get me mad".

[Avant]

More meltdown from Mr. "This place doesnt get me mad".

At least ya gave up trying to defend SFS, you know the boy don't know shit.

How stupid is....a 19.76 a NEW Nigerian National record, the second fastest NCAA 200 ever.....is....kinda slow.

Hahahahahaha~~~~~~

[Chucho]

At least ya gave up trying to defend SFS, you know the boy don't know shit.

How stupid is....a 19.76 a NEW Nigerian National record, the second fastest NCAA 200 ever.....is....kinda slow.

Hahahahahaha~~~~~~

He's the expert, you're not.

[Avant]

He's the expert, you're not.

Dude, are you retarded?

I;m the guy breaking down what a 19.76 really is. SFS is saying.....kinda slow. Dude, you cannot be this damn stupid.

[SpursforSix]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 25, 2019

How are Avante's dates like a plucked chicken?

They're pink, defenseless, and hairless.

edit to add date

[spurraider21]

How are Avante's dates like a plucked chicken?

They're pink, defenseless, and hairless.
oh dear god :lol

[SpursforSix]

Reminder to myself for upcoming jokes.

bar 1
closed

[SpursforSix]

Mods - please set up my account so that I can make delayed posts.
Thanks in advance.

[SpursforSix]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 26, 2019

Avante, a child molester, and a retard walk into a bar.
The bartender asks the man, “What’ll you have?”.

[SpursforSix]

reminder to me

shot

[140]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 26, 2019

Avante, a child molester, and a retard walk into a bar.
The bartender asks the man, “What’ll you have?”.
:rollin

[spurraider21]

:lmao

[Millennial_Messiah]

reminder to me

shot

Why? The Spurs won last night. Save it for tomorrow night?

[SpursforSix]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 27, 2019

Why did Judy close her day care?

Too much competition.

[SpursforSix]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 28, 2019

How are Avante and a pediatrician similar?

Both are always giving kids painful injections.

[spurraider21]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 28, 2019

How are Avante and a pediatrician similar?

Both are always giving kids painful injections.
:rollin

[Avant]

Hard to believe we actually have people here this damn stupid. There is nothing nowhere where Avante ever says anything at all about this shit other than ya shoot sick ass pedos, AND..................everyone knows it. I posted about how sick those fucks were, only here where we have an over abundance of morons could that ever be....you pedo?

Do we have some fucked up posters here or what? When I ask....where you getting this pedo BS from? Nobody has a clue.

Whatever.

Something only Avante can do.

Fastest player ever per franchise, I am talking track speed not a 40.

Niners...Ray Norton SJS WR9.3/20.5 1960 Olympian
Seahawks...Michael Bates Arizona 1992 Olympian 200m/10.10
Rams...Ron Brown ASU 10.06 1984 Olympian
Cards...Mel Gray Missouri 9.2
Saints...Larry Burton Purdue 9.3 1972 Olympian 200m
Falcons...Gerald Tinker Kent St 9.3 1972 Olympian 4x1 (sorry Deion)
Buc's...James Owens UCLA 10.3/Olympic hurdler
Panthers...Ted Ginn Jr. Ohio St 10.3
Cowboys...Bob Hayes FAMU WR10.06/9.1 fastest player to ever play football
Eagles.....Frank Budd Villianova WR9.2 1960 Olympian
Redskins...Darrel Green Texas A&I 10.08
Giants...Henry Carr ASU 9.3 1964 Olympian 200m
Packers...Travis Williams ASU 9.3
Bears...Willie Gault Tenn 10.10 1980 Olympian
Vikings...Len Wills Ohio State 9.3
Lions....Cy Leland TCU WR9.4
Raiders...Sam Graddy Tenn 10.09 1984 Olympian
Chargers...Willie McGee Alcorn WR9.1
Broncos...Trindon Holliday LSU 10.00
Chiefs...Tyreek Hill Okla St 10.19
Bengals...Tommie Smith SJS 1968 Olympic 200 WR19.83
Steelers...Rod Woodson Purdue 10.3ish
Browns...Eric Metcalf Texas 10.3ish
Ravens...Pat Johnson Oregon 10.2
Pats....Stanley Morgan Tenn 9.4ish
Dolphins...Mark Duper NWLa 9.4************
Bills...J.D.Hill ASU 9.3
Jets...Johnny Jones Texas 10.2 1972 Olympian
Titans/Oilers....Tony Jones Texas 10.2
Texans...Jerome Mathis Hampton 10.3
Jags.....hmmm?
Colts...Curtis Dickey Tex A&M 10.10

************ they did have 1968 Olympic 100m champ Jimmy Hines, but he did....o....just a failed experiment.

I get you little shits are boring as fuck and know nothing but when Avante is all ya got going, what does that tell ya?

[SpursforSix]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 29, 2019

What does a 12 year old boy have that an 18 year old woman doesn't?

Avante's attention.

[Darth_Pelican]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 29, 2019

What does a 12 year old boy have that an 18 year old woman doesn't?

Avante's attention.

:lol

[Robz4000]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 29, 2019

What does a 12 year old boy have that an 18 year old woman doesn't?

Avante's attention.

:rollin

[140]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 29, 2019

What does a 12 year old boy have that an 18 year old woman doesn't?

Avante's attention.

:lmao

[BD24]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 29, 2019

What does a 12 year old boy have that an 18 year old woman doesn't?

Avante's attention.
This is a personal favorite so far :lol

[SpursforSix]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 30, 2019

How are Avante and a clock alike?

Neither goes past 12.

[Darth_Pelican]

lol

[SpursforSix]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - May 1, 2019

How is Avante like a tortise?

Both want to get there before the hare does.

[SpursforSix]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - May 2, 2019

What did Avante say when he got out of prison?

"I feel like a kid again".

[Darth_Pelican]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - May 2, 2019

What did Avante say when he got out of prison?

"I feel like a kid again".

:lmao

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - May 1, 2019

How is Avante like a tortise?

Both want to get there before the hare does.
3/10

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - May 2, 2019

What did Avante say when he got out of prison?

"I feel like a kid again".
9/10

[SpursforSix]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - May 3, 2019

How is Avante similar to Trump?

Both are fucking immature assholes.

[spurraider21]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - May 3, 2019

How is Avante similar to Trump?

Both are fucking immature assholes.
true statement. not much humor in there though

[SpursforSix]

true statement. not much humor in there though

I'm definitely running out of motivation. I might cut back to once a week and just try to deliver an original each time.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

I'm definitely running out of motivation. I might cut back to once a week and just try to deliver an original each time.

Don't say that Millennial Messiah didn't predict that this was coming, tbh.

[SpursforSix]

Don't say that Millennial Messiah didn't predict that this was coming, tbh.

No...you said something about me running out of jokes. I'm saying that I'm getting tired of coming up with new ones. I used to make myself spend some time the night before to create a new one.
I've gotten away from that and just cherry picked from existing jokes.

In any event, you're pretty unappreciative of the fact that there are about 15 SFS originals in here.

[SpursforSix]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - May 4, 2019

What’s the difference between Avante and an actor?

The actor isn’t happy with small parts.

[Darth_Pelican]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 30, 2019

How are Avante and a clock alike?

Neither goes past 12.

:lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

Nothing past April? This thread is ded

[SpursforSix]

test

[cantthinkofanything]

test

[Chucho]

why can't i see any of the posts since last week?

[Darth_Pelican]

Avante snitched.

[SpursforSix]

oh shit...it's fixed

It may have been a glitch. There was another thread where it showed a new post...Darth I think...but when I clicked on the thread, it didn't show up.

[SpursforSix]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - May 9, 2019

How is Avante like SpursTalk?

Neither are kid friendly.

[Chucho]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - May 9, 2019

How is Avante like SpursTalk?

Neither are kid friendly.


THAT's what you come back with after days and days off? :(

[SpursforSix]

THAT's what you come back with after days and days off? :(

tbh...I thought the thread was closed. So I didn't have anything prepared.

[SpursforSix]

Substitute Jokemaster Joke of the Day - May 9, 2019

How is Avante like the Columbine Shooting?

Both resulted in lots of bloody teens.

[SpursforSix]

And here's a bonus joke for the critics...

What's the difference between Avante and hemorrhoids?

Hemorrhoids only attacks adult buttholes.

[Darth_Pelican]

And here's a bonus joke for the critics...

What's the difference between Avante and hemorrhoids?

Hemorrhoids only attacks adult buttholes.

:lmao

[Chucho]

Oh god damn. I am sorry I ever questioned you. On the flip side, you just rattled off 3 grand slams so maybe I reignited the fire.

[SpursforSix]

Oh god damn. I am sorry I ever questioned you. On the flip side, you just rattled off 3 grand slams so maybe I reignited the fire.

Never underestimate constructive criticism. It's always welcome.
I also think taking a week off helped. I think I had creative burnout.

[SpursforSix]

ah...new page...I'll put all these newer jokes in one place for convenience

okemaster Joke of the Day - May 4, 2019

What’s the difference between Avante and an actor?

The actor isn’t happy with small parts.


Jokemaster Joke of the Day - May 9, 2019

How is Avante like SpursTalk?

Neither are kid friendly.


Substitute Jokemaster Joke of the Day - May 9, 2019

How is Avante like the Columbine Shooting?

Both resulted in lots of bloody teens.


And here's a bonus joke for the critics...

What's the difference between Avante and hemorrhoids?

Hemorrhoids only attacks adult buttholes.

[SpursforSix]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - May 14, 2019

What's the difference between a stray dog and a 13 year old?

Avante doesn't have to kill the dog after he rapes it.

[Darth_Pelican]

I expected better after a 5 day break :grim:

[SpursforSix]

I expected better after a 5 day break :grim:

Yeah...I guess I shouldn’t force them. Sometimes they just come to me. And with Judy carrying some weight, I shouldn’t feel compelled to just put out shit like I’m Kanye.

[SpursforSix]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - May 15, 2019

How is Avante like Fortnite?

Both screw kids with microtransactions.

credit to spurraider

[SpursforSix]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - May 17, 2019

How are Avante and a YMCA bball coach the same?

Both try to teach little kids how to handle balls.

[Darth_Pelican]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - May 17, 2019

How are Avante and a YMCA bball coach the same?

Both try to teach little kids how to handle balls.

:lol

[BD24]

I think you can shut this one down and just continue with your work in the dear diary thread tbh. This was a fun time, but it’s ran it’s course. Judy Booty is much more entertaining right now

[chunticakes]

I think you can shut this one down and just continue with your work in the dear diary thread tbh. This was a fun time, but it’s ran it’s course. Judy Booty is much more entertaining right now

Yeah, like what's Larry got going on in the garage? What will our hero eat next week at Golden Corral? And will we get a glimpse of Stan's negro cock?

:lol Creed cassette

[SpursforSix]

Yeah, like what's Larry got going on in the garage? What will our hero eat next week at Golden Corral? And will we get a glimpse of Stan's negro cock?

:lol Creed cassette

Oh man...I just thought of something. Leveling up soon.

[Avant]

Lets keep this at the top of the page, love all the attention.

Know nothings need to stick together, hahahahaha~~~~~~~~~

Thank God for Avante, how boring would this place be without him?

[Avant]

Simpletons, hahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[Avant]

Lets talk some talk in here, since Avante is the star....AGAIN.

Would ya believe NFL WR Jordy Nelson was a Kansas State HS 100m champ?

Who here thinks SFS ran a 20,.00 200m as middle school kid? Keep in mind Tyreek Hill ran a 20.14 in high school, and Matt Boling has ran a 20.5, so SFS was faster than both of them.

Current HS 200m


20.55


Kenan Christon (Madison, San Diego, Ca)


20.58
Matthew Boling (Strake, Houston, Tx)


20.69
*Devon Achane (Marshall, Missouri City, Tx)


20.79
*Sean Burrell (Zachary, La)


20.83
Lance Broome (Seven Lakes, Katy, Tx)


20.90i
Mario Heslop (Franklin, Somerset, NJ)


20.91
*Robert Gregory (Wheatley, Houston, Tx)


20.93
Christian Grubb (Notre Dame, Sherman Oaks, Ca)


20.94
*Ashton Allen (Bullis, Potomac, Md)



Cameron Leiba (Dillard, Ft Lauderdale, Fl)



As we can see no middle school kid is running a 20.00.

[Chucho]

LOLarry screaming at the internet to give himself attention. Do you charge Mason rent, Larry? Or do you make him pay bills? Both?

[Avant]

Avante, Avante, Avante, Avante, hahahaha~~~~~~~~~~

Getting back to track.

So who were the two fellow NFLers who had beaten Bullet Bob Hayes in their college days, well?

[Pavlov]

You really love being shit on, don't you?

[Avant]

You really love being shit on, don't you?

Look at who is doing the shitting. Ever seen a more stupid group of people in your life?

[Chucho]

Look at who is doing the shitting. Ever seen a more stupid group of people in your life?

Yeah. But to be fair, you're the one who put everyone on to your family pics, dipshit.

[SpursforSix]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day- May 25, 2019

How is Avante like White Castle Burgers?

Both come in small buns.

[Darth_Pelican]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day- May 25, 2019

How is Avante like White Castle Burgers?

Both come in small buns.

:lol

[Avant]

Lets bump this baby back up.


Any Avante chatter is a good thing, so keep it rolling.

[SpursforSix]

Why doesn't Avante watch ice hockey?

He can't stand anything that has periods.

[Chucho]

Ahhh, makes sense as to why his writing is so brazen in how poorly its written.

[SpursforSix]

Ahhh, makes sense as to why his writing is so brazen in how poorly its written.

LOL. That's actually what I as going to go with. Something like, "why did Avante fail English?".
But then I said to myself, "self...what else has periods". And voila.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Why doesn't Avante watch ice hockey?

He can't stand anything that has periods.

Kellen Winslow II doesn't, apparently, either

but... on the opposite end of the spectrum

[SpursforSix]

Avante's at the candy counter in the theater.
What'll ya have?
Sugar Babies, hold the sugar.

[Darth_Pelican]

Avante's at the candy counter in the theater.
What'll ya have?
Sugar Babies, hold the sugar.

:lol

[Sir Johnny]

I have said this numerous times and I always get a....0.

Who can show us where this...pedo...thing originated? There is nothing out there at all.

If somebody can show us what I have ever said that deserves.....you pedo.....I will never post here again.

Let's see it, come on, where is anything at all?

[Sir Johnny]

That will be ignored again because there is nothing.

[Chucho]

That will be ignored again because there is nothing.


You're only purpose here is to be made fun of.

[Sir Johnny]

translation

There is nothing about you being a pedo and everybody knows you aren't. But, as you can see we need things to do here, we are that boring as a gang. You make it fun,

[Black Stan]

what about me

[Millennial_Messiah]

Avante

[spurraider21]

Joke of the Day- March 19

Black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Bartender says “Holy shit, where’d you get that thing?”.
The parrot squawks, “Avante’s a pedo!”.
:lmao these used to be hilarious

[spurraider21]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 25, 2019

as requested

Avante and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.
The little boy says, “I’m scared.”
Avante says, “You think you’re scared? I have to walk back alone!”
:lmao

[SpursforSix]

:lmao these used to be hilarious

I can’t believe that was about a year ago. I have to be honest, I went through this was and lol at the jokes.

[SpursforSix]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 23, 2019

Hitler, Bin Laden and Avante stand before St. Peter and the pearly gates. After an uncomfortable silence, Hitler says, “Avante’s a pedo”.

This is one of my personal favs

[spurraider21]

Bonus Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 28, 2019

Thanks to Chucho for not letting me slide.

Avante and Mitch are in a bar.
Mitch says, "Do anything fun last weekend?"
Avante replies, "yeah...I watched my VHS tape of the 1981 Super Bowel between the Raiders and Eagles. Then I went and raped a kid."
Mitch says, "Who won the game?"
:lmao

[SpursforSix]

Why does Avante enjoy watching Pop Werner football?

Seeing 7 year old tight ends.

[SpursforSix]

Why did Avante get fired from coaching YMCA football?

He wouldn't stop converting WRs to TEs.

Meh...IDK.

[SpursforSix]

Why did Avante get fired from coaching youth football?



He kept raping the players.

[140]

Why did Avante get fired from coaching youth football?



He kept raping the players.
:lol

[DMC]

Why did Avante get fired from coaching youth football?



He kept raping the players.

Why did the satellite dish cross the road?

Because if rolled off the roof of the double wide after Mason installed it

[Darth_Pelican]

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 26, 2019

Avante and a rabbi were in a school and the building caught on fire.
As they were running out of the building the Avante said: "Wait, what about the kids??"
The Rabbi replied "Ah, screw them kids"
Avante said, "Wait..., do you think there's time?"

:lmao

[Spurtacular]

https://img.ifunny.co/images/6247329eb2ce97c250ff8be387a2b855c937c1cec1ec5e74b2 51a1acc22afe4f_1.jpg

[Millennial_Messiah]

https://img.ifunny.co/images/6247329eb2ce97c250ff8be387a2b855c937c1cec1ec5e74b2 51a1acc22afe4f_1.jpg

Gorgeous woman. 9.5/10, even like the little milf pudge, assuming she is indeed a milf