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SpursforSix

03-18-2019, 09:42 AM

Don't think it needs much explanation. The world needs more laughter in it.

What's black, white, and yellow and red all over?

Avante's child rape victims.

johnsmith

03-18-2019, 11:43 AM

Oh wow!

SpursforSix

03-18-2019, 12:16 PM

Oh wow!

I probably should have started off with something different. I'll have a more mainstream one tomorrow.

Chucho

03-18-2019, 02:04 PM

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson?

Acne waits til a boy is 13 to come on his face.

Avant

03-18-2019, 03:51 PM

Story time.

When I was a little kid, talking 8-10ish, we (dad, grandpa, cousins, uncles) would go jack rabbit hunting, yep...spot lighting at night. The grown ups getting drunk on whiskey. Yep, driving around fields getting drunk while popping rabbits off with 22's. Us kids would get out and fetch, tossing the dead rabbits in the truck bed, the ones still kicking we stabbed with our switch blades. Yep, my grandpa bought us all switch blade knives for Christmas. Which pissed granny and mom off.

So there the gang was tossing empty Jack Daneils bottles all over the country side, when up jumped a strange looking jack rabbit, he had crazy ass ears and his back legs were freakish long. He was running just ahead of the truck, on his left was a ditch full of water, as dad stopped so uncle Jack could get a shot, the rabbit ran right across the ditch, yep, ran across the water more a skip like a rock. An amazing sight, something you never forget. How that was possible...???

We usually got 20ish rabbits a drunken trek. Grandpa sold them to an old Okie who lived down the street. What he did with them...?

Bottom line.....a good time had by all. I still have that switch blade.

Avant

03-18-2019, 06:57 PM

Great place to tell this story.

SFS has always told the story about as just a middle school kid he ran a 20.00 (his avatar) 200m.

Having been knee deep into track since the late 50's, I have seen ..WOW~~~~~~~

If a middle school kid were to stop the watches at 20.00 in a 200m the track meet would be stopped and officials all over the place checking the timing devices, the wind gauge, the track, it would be....something is wrong here. A 20.00 is an Olympic gold medal time, it is not something kids are capable of. Yep.....impossible.

You have all seen Tyrrek Hill run, he is without question the fastest man in the NFL right now. Well.....as a HS kid he ran a 20.14, the second fastest of all time for HS. SFS could out run Tyreek Hill, why do I doubt that?

While at Florida A&M the great Bob Hayes played RB, and ran track. He ran the 60...WR 5.9, 100 yards WR 9.1, 100 meters WR 10.06 and......200m WR 20.5. So SFS was faster than Bob Hayes?

In 1972 the great USSR sprinter Valery Borzov won the Olympic 200m in.....20,00.

Now imagine SFS running stride for stride with the Soviet great here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpsZPi5tdLM

A kid in middle school in the Olympic 200m running side by side with the great Valery Borzov, hahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The last Olympic 200m

NED
DQ

Olympic, Rio de Janeiro 2016

1
Usain Bolt
JAM
19.78

2
Andre De Grasse
CAN
20.02

3
Christophe Lemaitre
FRA
20.12

4
Adam Gemili
GBR
20.12

5
Churandy Martina
NED
20.13

6
LaShawn Merritt
USA
20.19

7
Alonso Edward
PAN
20.23

8
Ramil Guliyev
TUR
20.43

As we can see a 20.00 would have won the silver medal, hahahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

MultiTroll

03-18-2019, 07:14 PM

SpursTalks best and brightest.

Avant

03-19-2019, 01:39 AM

Boys

Event
Record
Athlete
Date
Meet
Place
Age
Ref

100 m (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/100_metres)
10.20 (+1.4 m/s)
Darryl Haraway (https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Darryl_Haraway&action=edit&redlink=1)
14/06/2014
New Balance Nationals Outdoor Championship
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a4/Flag_of_the_United_States.svg/23px-Flag_of_the_United_States.svg.png (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States) Greensboro, North Carolina (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greensboro,_North_Carolina), United States
17 years, 86 days
[1] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_youth_records_in_track_and_f ield#cite_note-1)[2] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_youth_records_in_track_and_f ield#cite_note-2)

10.15 (+2.0 m/s)
Anthony Schwartz (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Schwartz_%28athlete%29)
March 31, 2017
Florida Relays
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a4/Flag_of_the_United_States.svg/23px-Flag_of_the_United_States.svg.png (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States) Gainesville (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_G._Pressly_Stadium), United States
16 years, 207 days
[3] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_youth_records_in_track_and_f ield#cite_note-3)

200 m (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/200_metres)
20.37 (+1.6 m/s)
DaBryan Blanton (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DaBryan_Blanton)
12/05/2001
UIL (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_Interscholastic_League) State Championship
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a4/Flag_of_the_United_States.svg/23px-Flag_of_the_United_States.svg.png (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States) Austin, Texas (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austin,_Texas), United States
16 years, 313 days
[4] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_youth_records_in_track_and_f ield#cite_note-4)

400 m (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/400_metres)
45.14
Obea Moore (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obea_Moore)
02/09/1995
Pan American Junior Athletics Championships (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1995_Pan_American_Junior_Athletics_Championships)
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/78/Flag_of_Chile.svg/23px-Flag_of_Chile.svg.png (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chile) Santiago (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santiago), Chile
16 years, 235 days
[5] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_youth_records_in_track_and_f ield#cite_note-5)

Those are the boys sprint records in the USA. As we can see at 200m....20.37...and Blanton went on to be a stud at Oklahoma, he ran a sub 10.10.

SpursforSix

03-19-2019, 07:25 AM

Joke of the Day- March 19

Black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Bartender says “Holy shit, where’d you get that thing?”.
The parrot squawks, “Avante’s a pedo!”.

Will Hunting

03-19-2019, 07:38 AM

Joke of the Day- March 19

Black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Bartender says “Holy shit, where’d you get that thing?”.
The parrot squawks, “Avante’s a pedo!”.
:lmao

Trill Clinton

03-19-2019, 08:34 AM

Joke of the Day- March 19

Black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Bartender says “Holy shit, where’d you get that thing?”.
The parrot squawks, “Avante’s a pedo!”.

Ahahahahaha

BD24

03-19-2019, 09:57 AM

Joke of the Day- March 19

Black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Bartender says “Holy shit, where’d you get that thing?”.
The parrot squawks, “Avante’s a pedo!”.
:lol

leemajors

03-19-2019, 09:58 AM

Joke of the Day- March 19

Black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Bartender says “Holy shit, where’d you get that thing?”.
The parrot squawks, “Avante’s a pedo!”.

:tu

140

03-19-2019, 10:42 AM

:rollin

Darth_Pelican

03-19-2019, 10:47 AM

Joke of the Day- March 19

Black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Bartender says “Holy shit, where’d you get that thing?”.
The parrot squawks, “Avante’s a pedo!”.

:lmao

Avant

03-19-2019, 11:00 AM

Only here does this morp into....you pedo.

Here is the thread/post that started all this..."pedo"...talk.

Let's rise above...kids in hiding talking stupid...ok?

I've never known a known pedophile. So I'm really not sure how I would act if in contact with the freak. I'm guessing I'd do my best to stay as far away as possible. There is nothing more disturbing that this, it is the ultimate wrong in my book.

How could anyone mistreat or sexually abuse a child, that has gotta be the pinnacle of sickness. These freaks need to be shot by the parents or some relative who would love blowing the bastard away. Yep, a bullet right into the freaks diseased brain...yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've read that Mohammad was a pedophile, one of his many wives being a 6 year old, but he waited until she was all of 9 before he finally...........sick fuck!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Nobody here can read?

Who can show me ever saying anything where....you pedo....would fit? Where is that at?

leemajors

03-19-2019, 11:04 AM

chirp chirp

Avant

03-19-2019, 11:11 AM

chirp chirp

translation

Everybody gets your stance on that sick shit, but it's boring here so we must mess with somebody, that stupid shit seems to work.

Chucho

03-19-2019, 11:13 AM

Avant

03-19-2019, 11:18 AM

:lol :lmao :rollin

It's funny because it's true.

Chucho, why ignore what I think of that sick shit, well? Why ignore what I said, well?

Read

How could anyone mistreat or sexually abuse a child, that has gotta be the pinnacle of sickness. These freaks need to be shot by the parents or some relative who would love blowing the bastard away. Yep, a bullet right into the freaks diseased brain...yippee!!!!!!

Dude, what does that say?

Avant

03-19-2019, 11:26 AM

Where is this post with me saying anything about young girls? I would have went to the management if I'd seen young girls in those bars, you don't go to bars to be bugged by kids.

Why just make shit up?

SpursforSix

03-20-2019, 10:22 AM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 20, 2019

What's the difference between a microwave and Avante?

A microwave doesn't molest children.

clambake

03-20-2019, 10:34 AM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 20, 2019

What's the difference between a microwave and Avante?

A microwave doesn't molest children.
lol

BD24

03-20-2019, 11:50 AM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 20, 2019

What's the difference between a microwave and Avante?

A microwave doesn't molest children.
:lol

this thread has potential to be an st staple

benefactor

03-20-2019, 11:52 AM

Why just make shit up?
:lol

Blake

03-20-2019, 12:00 PM

SpursTalks best and brightest.

Yeah because we need more free pancake talk

Avant

03-20-2019, 05:44 PM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 20, 2019

What's the difference between a microwave and Avante?

A microwave doesn't molest children.

Where is anything even hinting at that at? Where did you get that from?

The very first thing I ever said here was this....

You find a sick ass pedo, ya shoot that sick fuck in the head.

SFS, how do you get anything other than...this guy hated pedos..well?

I hate pedos, in my book messing with kids is as low as it gets, any man messing with a kid needs to be beat the fuck up taken to a starvng pig farm, be striped down, then knocked down face first, now tie this sick fuck down,, tie him down spread eagle, cram slob up this fuckers ass, now let the pigs loose....SUUEEEEEEEEEEE.

If I saw known pedo across the street I'm picking up whatever I can find walking across that street and start beating this sick fuck until I tire out.

Now what about that don't you understand?

Dude, stop ignoring my stance on that sick shit, ok?

me....I don't smoke, it's fucking nasty.
you...you can stop.
me....huh, dude....I don't smoke, it's..YUCK~~~~
you...you can stop
me....hmmmmm? Dude, meds?

Fabbs

03-20-2019, 06:26 PM

Yeah because we need more free pancake talk
Thanks for the reminder.
I will see that you and the Krew get the info.

SpursforSix

03-20-2019, 11:12 PM

Thanks for the reminder.
I will see that you and the Krew get the info.

You and pedo faggot need to stay the fuck out of this thread. It my own personal joke thread.

Avant

03-20-2019, 11:15 PM

You and pedo faggot need to stay the fuck out of this thread. It my own personal joke thread.

You need to cool calling anyone a pedo when you know that isn't true, ok? That would get you shot out on the street.

Chucho

03-20-2019, 11:19 PM

You and pedo faggot need to stay the fuck out of this thread. It my own personal joke thread.

The two of them should start a creepy old guy krew, tbh. Or join up with derp and form a "no one gets shit all over more than us" krew. Your organization with a common them type krew. I don't know who else is as broke as Faggs to start a Coupon Club with him, tho.

Avant

03-20-2019, 11:23 PM

The two of them should start a creepy old guy krew, tbh. Or join up with derp and form a "no one gets shit all over more than us" krew. Your organization with a common them type krew. I don't know who else is as broke as Faggs to start a Coupon Club with him, tho.

Shit on by who? What a bunch of know nothings who all shit on each other? Look at you, you're a mess.

Chucho

03-20-2019, 11:24 PM

You need to cool calling anyone a pedo when you know that isn't true, ok? That would get you shot out on the street.

Larry, by the time you load your musket, SFS will be long gone. The man can dash 100 yards under 20 seconds. It took the best redcoats at least 25 seconds to load their muskets. You're an old fat fuck, people can confidently call you a pedophile to your face while your armed.

Chucho

03-20-2019, 11:25 PM

Shit on by who? What a bunch of know nothings who all shit on each other? Look at you, you're a mess.

No, your cat-piss raunchy shit shed for a lonely hoarder is a mess.

Avant

03-20-2019, 11:32 PM

Larry, by the time you load your musket, SFS will be long gone. The man can dash 100 yards under 20 seconds. It took the best redcoats at least 25 seconds to load their muskets. You're an old fat fuck, people can confidently call you a pedophile to your face while your armed.

Chucho, right there says it all. Dude, you know..0..about track, EVERYBODY (with two legs) can run a 100yards in under 20 seconds, ok? You can run under 20 seconds right now at 52. Dude, shut up about shit you know nothing about, ok?

You are the pedo son, not me.

Avant

03-20-2019, 11:34 PM

No, your cat-piss raunchy shit shed for a lonely hoarder is a mess.

Wrong as you always are, what I have there is very cool, extremely cool.

Chucho

03-20-2019, 11:34 PM

Chucho, right there says it all. Dude, you know..0..about track, EVERYBODY (with two legs) can run a 100yards in under 20 seconds, ok? You can run under 20 seconds right now at 52. Dude, shut up about shit you know nothing about, ok?

You are the pedo son, not me.

You really think I'm 52 :lol

Avante's a pedo :lol

Avante has a fat wife :lol

Avante has an even fatter daughter :lol

Shitty hoarder's collection worth dick :lol

Avant

03-20-2019, 11:42 PM

You really think I'm 52 :lol

Avante's a pedo :lol

Avante has a fat wife :lol

Avante has an even fatter daughter :lol

Shitty hoarder's collection worth dick :lol

Chucho, where in the hell did you get 20 seconds and a 100 yards at? Are you really that damn dumb about track? Now think stupid, if SFS is talking about 20.00 for 200m. what does that tell your dumb ass? Stupid. anyone can run a 100 yards in 20 seconds. Stupid, never talk track ever again, ok dummy?

Dummy, HS girls can run a 100 yards around 12 seconds....ok guy? Fast HS boys...10.5ish (record...9.0) Old guys like you......17/18 seconds.

Chucho

03-20-2019, 11:49 PM

Chucho, where in the hell did you get 20 seconds and a 100 yards at? Are you really that damn dumb about track? Now think stupid, if SFS is talking about 20.00 for 200m. what does that tell your dumb ass? Stupid. anyone can run a 100 yards in 20 seconds. Stupid, never talk track ever again, ok dummy?

Dummy, HS girls can run a 100 yards around 12 seconds....ok guy? Fast HS boys...10.5ish (record...9.0) Old guys like you......17/18 seconds.

So, he can call you a pedophile multiple times and still be long gone before you prime your musket. Got it.

Avant

03-20-2019, 11:58 PM

So, he can call you a pedophile multiple times and still be long gone before you prime your musket. Got it.

Chucho did you really think we can't run a 100 yards in under 20 seconds? Dude, hahahaha~~ I could put down this AA/coke mix right now, go out in the street and at 69 run under 20 seconds for a 100 yards.

Let me ask ya this slugger, what do you think world class sprinters run 300 meters in? You have no clue at all do ya, none. Hell, if SFS had said he ran the 200m in 18.7 you would have gobbled it up because ya know nothing about track.

Dude, a 20.00 is a world class 200m, ok guy? That will have you running in the Olympics. now are you really so damn stupid you think a kid can come remotely close to that?

Chucho

03-21-2019, 12:09 AM

Chucho did you really think we can't run a 100 yards in under 20 seconds? Dude, hahahaha~~ I could put down this AA/coke mix right now, go out in the street and at 69 run under 20 seconds for a 100 yards.

Let me ask ya this slugger, what do you think world class sprinters run 300 meters in? You have no clue at all do ya, none. Hell, if SFS had said he ran the 200m in 18.7 you would have gobbled it up because ya know nothing about track.

Dude, a 20.00 is a world class 200m, ok guy? That will have you running in the Olympics. now are you really so damn stupid you think a kid can come remotely close to that?

Doubt it. Doubt you were even strong enough to hoist Judy's meatiness over the threshold when you married her.

Avant

03-21-2019, 12:20 AM

Doubt it. Doubt you were even strong enough to hoist Judy's meatiness over the threshold when you married her.

Chucho, this is about you son. Dude, what will a world class sprinter run 300m in, well? Come on ya guy answer the question, ya have no clue at all do ya? That explains why ya buy that bogus 20.00 by SFS, ya simply don't know any better.

Dude, what would an Olympic caliber sprinter run a 300m in, well?

BD24

03-21-2019, 12:30 AM

Chucho, right there says it all. Dude, you know..0..about track, EVERYBODY (with two legs) can run a 100yards in under 20 seconds, ok? You can run under 20 seconds right now at 52. Dude, shut up about shit you know nothing about, ok?

You are the pedo son, not me.
Not so sure Leslie can tbh. She might need to take a break at about the 60 yard mark.

Chucho

03-21-2019, 12:30 AM

Chucho, this is about you son. Dude, what will a world class sprinter run 300m in, well? Come on ya guy answer the question, ya have no clue at all do ya? That explains why ya buy that bogus 20.00 by SFS, ya simply don't know any better.

Dude, what would an Olympic caliber sprinter run a 300m in, well?

I've told you countless times...I dont give a shit about track. No one here does. SFS shared his amazing accomplishment with us and I know it's TRUE because he would never lie, unlike you.

Avant

03-21-2019, 12:37 AM

I've told you countless times...I dont give a shit about track. No one here does. SFS shared his amazing accomplishment with us and I know it's TRUE because he would never lie, unlike you.

Chucho, are you fucking retarded? Dude, what about a 20.00 would have won the Olympic silver medal in 2016 don't you understand? Do you honestly think as a little kid SFS would have won an Olympic silver medal vs the fastest sprinters in the world.........really?

Dude, do you really think SFS is faster than Tyreek Hill and every NFL player ever?

Chucho, come on man, stop with silly shit,, ok guy?

SpursforSix

03-21-2019, 09:30 AM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 21, 2019

What's the difference between Judy and a pound of spoiled hamburger meat?

The hamburger meat isn't married to a child molester.

edit to add date

140

03-21-2019, 09:48 AM

:lmao

SpursforSix

03-21-2019, 09:57 AM

:lmao

oh fuck. I could have made that one better.

What's the difference between Judy and a pound of spoiled hamburger meat?

About 349 pounds.

BD24

03-21-2019, 11:34 AM

What's the difference between Judy and a pound of spoiled hamburger meat?

The hamburger meat isn't married to a child molester.
:lol

I have really started to look forward to these tbh

SpursforSix

03-21-2019, 12:32 PM

:lol

I have really started to look forward to these tbh

:bobo

And today there was a bonus joke.
Although I'm starting to realize how difficult it's going to be to come up with one a day.

Avant

03-21-2019, 02:54 PM

What's the difference between Judy and a pound of spoiled hamburger meat?

The hamburger meat isn't married to a child molester.

You might be a child molester I'm not.

Dude, are you ever going to answer anything pertaining to all those things you are an expert in?

spurraider21

03-21-2019, 08:13 PM

how have i missed this thread? :lmao this shit is gold

chunticakes

03-21-2019, 09:24 PM

GOAT thread potential :lol

Avant

03-21-2019, 09:40 PM

Great place for some poems.

Stupid jokes vs my great poems, this should be fun.

"Clyde"

the band was playing
an old forgotten song
all about a love affair
that had gone wrong

he treated her bad
cheated and lied
so she left his ass
ran away with his best friend Clyde

now he'll weep and moan
think of old memories
while looking out the window
and sitting by the phone

will she come back
tired of Clyde
or just dump him
catch a south bound and ride

oh well, there is always
whiskey and Coke
to ease the pain
and that whore next door
old worn out Jane

SpursforSix

03-22-2019, 09:03 AM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 22, 2019
Sorry for the rehash but I need to integrate the few jokes I've already told

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Avante
Mom, there's a pedo at the door!!!!

Darth_Pelican

03-22-2019, 11:23 AM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 22, 2019
Sorry for the rehash but I need to integrate the few jokes I've already told

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Avante
Mom, there's a pedo at the door!!!!

:lol

spurraider21

03-22-2019, 11:58 AM

:lol

benefactor

03-22-2019, 12:41 PM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 22, 2019
Sorry for the rehash but I need to integrate the few jokes I've already told

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Avante
Mom, there's a pedo at the door!!!!
:lol

Robz4000

03-22-2019, 02:48 PM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 22, 2019
Sorry for the rehash but I need to integrate the few jokes I've already told

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Avante
Mom, there's a pedo at the door!!!!

:lol

Avant

03-22-2019, 03:55 PM

I knew the guy couldn't do it. The dude has no will power.

140

03-22-2019, 04:42 PM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 22, 2019
Sorry for the rehash but I need to integrate the few jokes I've already told

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Avante
Mom, there's a pedo at the door!!!!
Brilliant :lol

Avant

03-22-2019, 05:12 PM

Poster....hey Avante why not act normal like the rest of us.

https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/images/misc/quote_icon.png Originally Posted by SpursforSix (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=9744365#post9744365)
Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 22, 2019
Sorry for the rehash but I need to integrate the few jokes I've already told

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Avante
Mom, there's a pedo at the door!!!!
Brilliant :lol

Avante....oh I don't know.

SpursforSix

03-23-2019, 10:18 AM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 23, 2019

Hitler, Bin Laden and Avante stand before St. Peter and the pearly gates. After an uncomfortable silence, Hitler says, “Avante’s a pedo”.

clambake

03-23-2019, 04:31 PM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 23, 2019

Hitler, Bin Laden and Avante stand before St. Peter and the pearly gates. After an uncomfortable silence, Hitler says, “Avante’s a pedo”.

lol

pgardn

03-23-2019, 08:49 PM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 23, 2019

Hitler, Bin Laden and Avante stand before St. Peter and the pearly gates. After an uncomfortable silence, Hitler says, “Avante’s a pedo”.

Brilliant again.
Very concise and direct.

I like how Bin Laden kept his uncomfortable silence in a knowing manner.

BD24

03-23-2019, 10:21 PM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 23, 2019

Hitler, Bin Laden and Avante stand before St. Peter and the pearly gates. After an uncomfortable silence, Hitler says, “Avante’s a pedo”.
:lol

benefactor

03-23-2019, 11:16 PM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 23, 2019

Hitler, Bin Laden and Avante stand before St. Peter and the pearly gates. After an uncomfortable silence, Hitler says, “Avante’s a pedo”.
lmao

SpursforSix

03-24-2019, 12:08 PM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 24, 2019

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail if water. What did Jack say to Jill?
”Stay away from that creepy old guy, Avante. He’s a child molester.”
Jill says, “No shit”.

chunticakes

03-24-2019, 02:45 PM

SpursforSix

03-25-2019, 09:26 AM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 25, 2019

as requested

Avante and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.
The little boy says, “I’m scared.”
Avante says, “You think you’re scared? I have to walk back alone!”

140

03-25-2019, 10:26 AM

:lmao classic

BD24

03-25-2019, 10:46 AM

Robz4000

03-25-2019, 11:04 AM

Darth_Pelican

03-25-2019, 10:12 PM

Avant

03-25-2019, 11:20 PM

How anyone can not understand what .....if I saw a sick ass pedo, I'd shoot that sick fuck...means???

I've never said anything other than that.

Notice the ones in this thread rarely do anything, hmmmm?

Avant

03-25-2019, 11:46 PM

Fuck the stupid shit, let's have some music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4ZE4arxJwc

Funny thing is back when The Beatles were recording all that great stuff I wasn't all that into them. They were too mellow for me, more The Stones, The Doors, Hendrix, Joplin, The Animals.

Now I get it and have all their stuff they recorded as the band. They are amazing and simply over my head back in the day. A great headphones listen.

Grown men and knock knock jokes, are you kidding me?

SpursforSix

03-26-2019, 09:38 AM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 26, 2019

Avante and a rabbi were in a school and the building caught on fire.
As they were running out of the building the Avante said: "Wait, what about the kids??"
The Rabbi replied "Ah, screw them kids"
Avante said, "Wait..., do you think there's time?"

Chucho

03-26-2019, 10:08 AM

140

03-26-2019, 10:16 AM

:lmao:lmao:lmao

leemajors

03-26-2019, 11:01 AM

:lmao Easily the best one yet!

:tu

benefactor

03-26-2019, 11:51 AM

spurraider21

03-26-2019, 12:55 PM

i guess you can just have a lot of priest jokes and sub in avante for them tbh

SpursforSix

03-26-2019, 01:39 PM

i guess you can just have a lot of priest jokes and sub in avante for them tbh

Yeah...I'm trying to avoid doing that. Or at least try to spread them out. It's going to be tough.

Avant

03-26-2019, 03:58 PM

Never will figure out why my stance on that sick shit gets totally ignored, weird.

There is NOTHING anywhere other than ......ya shoot those sick fucks. Talk about some really deranged posters here we have them.

But........without Avante all they have is....seen any good movies? So~~~~~~~~~~~~

How funny is this...

today....see me ignoring Avante
yestersday....I;m ignoring Avante, honest
tomorrow....I really am ignoring Avante

Hahahahahaha~~~~~

The few I ignore are dead to me, they don't exist. To constantly talk about them isn't ignoring them....really.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Funny watching Blake the guy will not....ok I was wrong....no mater what you show him, ha~~~~ He ignores everything even actual game video, fuck football cards, video games, rosters, talk of TE and he is NEVER mentioned. This is really is funny.

Trying to peddle...WR/TE...when there is nobody else who was ever called that....ha~~~~~

Do we have some strange posters here or what?

chunticakes

03-26-2019, 09:28 PM

Jesus fucking Christ this thread delivers :lol :lmao

Avant

03-26-2019, 10:37 PM

Jesus fucking Christ this thread delivers :lol :lmao

As do all......... AVANTE IS ALL WE DO HERE....threads.

What an impact.

BD24

03-26-2019, 11:39 PM

Avant

03-27-2019, 02:26 AM

Holy fuck
:lol :lol :lol
you just keep outdoing yourself

Are YOU ever going to do anything but tagalong?

johnsmith

03-27-2019, 06:59 AM

Yeah...I'm trying to avoid doing that. Or at least try to spread them out. It's going to be tough.

I wanted to come in here and thank you for the idea to ignore avante. It’s really gone well and I’ve enjoyed the forum once again. Also, needed to compliment you on this thread. While the jokes seemingly write themselves, it’s your little bit of style that really puts them over the top. Bravo sir!

SpursforSix

03-27-2019, 09:08 AM

I wanted to come in here and thank you for the idea to ignore avante. It’s really gone well and I’ve enjoyed the forum once again. Also, needed to compliment you on this thread. While the jokes seemingly write themselves, it’s your little bit of style that really puts them over the top. Bravo sir!

:bobo

SpursforSix

03-27-2019, 09:08 AM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 27, 2019

Why did Avante go to K-Mart?
He heard little boys pants were half off.

leemajors

03-27-2019, 09:40 AM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 27, 2019

Why did Avante go to K-Mart?
He heard little boys pants were half off.

doing the lord's work son. :tu

chunticakes

03-27-2019, 11:10 AM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 27, 2019

Why did Avante go to K-Mart?
He heard little boys pants were half off.

How did Avante make the little girl cry twice in a row?

He wiped the blood off his dick on her teddy bear before he left.

SpursforSix

03-27-2019, 12:03 PM

How did Avante make the little girl cry twice in a row?

He wiped the blood off his dick on her teddy bear before he left.

Come on now. If everyone starts using up all the jokes, I'll have none left.

Avant

03-27-2019, 03:57 PM

Some real winners up there, hahahaha~~~~~~

SFS really thinks talking about somebody is ignoring them? Add that to that long list...

football
track
music
boxing
literature

....of things he knows nothing about.

SFS with a real bad case of AVANTEITIST, the boy can't get me off his mind. Everyday something about Avante.....hahahaha~~~~~~~

chunticakes

03-27-2019, 04:08 PM

Did Avante just say something? Mehhh who cares, I can't see shit with him on ignore :lol

chunticakes

03-27-2019, 04:10 PM

Come on now. If everyone starts using up all the jokes, I'll have none left.

I just wanted to make you proud :cry

Avant

03-27-2019, 04:26 PM

How many of you are thinking......

We have some real idiots here don't they know that silly shit just proves the power he has over them? And that really is how the guys sees it. The only thing that would really work is he comes here and never sees himself mentioned and everything he posts gets totally and completely ignored. This....I'm ignoring you....is so damn stupid. But.....they just can't do it. This.....let's all bump this thread back to the top talking Avante.............how stupid is that?

The guy sees any kind of mention as a good thing, he's made that obvious.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~

Are you people really so damn boring you can't entertain yourselves without Avante?

SpursforSix

03-27-2019, 04:44 PM

I just wanted to make you proud :cry

Bend over, I'll fucking make myself proud.

Avant

03-27-2019, 05:02 PM

Bend over, I'll fucking make myself proud.

No wonder this idiot wants to ignore Avante, he's an immature know nothing.

Bend over..........what a queer.

Mitch

03-27-2019, 05:46 PM

No wonder this idiot wants to ignore Avante, he's an immature know nothing.

Bend over..........what a queer.

Sup avante, looking forward to the Olympics?

Millennial_Messiah

03-27-2019, 07:08 PM

Sup avante, looking forward to the Olympics?

the Special Olympics?

Avant

03-27-2019, 07:10 PM

Sup avante, looking forward to the Olympics?

Always looking to who might be ready come Olympics time. Right now the big name is still in college at Florida, Grant Holloway. The kid can sprint, hurdle, long jump and run a sub 44/00 4x4 leg. And by 2020 he'll be even more impressive than he is now.

He has never ran the sprints until this season, but a 6.50 60 tells us he should run sub10.00 this season.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNbpQxerdR0

Avant

03-27-2019, 07:11 PM

the Special Olympics?

Dude, remind me to never stick up for your dumb ass again.

Avant

03-27-2019, 07:18 PM

The guy can also play football.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ8LaKKT7Jk

Avant

03-27-2019, 07:49 PM

Right now Florida has had....John Capel, Dennis Mitchell and Bernard Williams in their sub10.00 club, I do expect to see Holloway becoming their 4th.

FSU
Arkansas
TCU............8

The other schools with 4 or more.

Mitch

03-27-2019, 07:50 PM

Always looking to who might be ready come Olympics time. Right now the big name is still in college at Florida, Grant Holloway. The kid can sprint, hurdle, long jump and run a sub 44/00 4x4 leg. And by 2020 he'll be even more impressive than he is now.

He has never ran the sprints until this season, but a 6.50 60 tells us he should run sub10.00 this season.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNbpQxerdR0

Looking for a good track & field event this time around, not as excited for swimming since Phelps retired

Avant

03-27-2019, 08:02 PM

Looking for a good track & field event this time around, not as excited for swimming since Phelps retired

What amazes me about the swimming is how the ladies are swimming faster than the men not so long ago.

Mitch

03-27-2019, 08:09 PM

What amazes me about the swimming is how the ladies are swimming faster than the men not so long ago.

Really? Which event, I was never aware women swam faster.

Chucho

03-27-2019, 08:18 PM

Dude, remind me to never stick up for your dumb ass again.

LMAO. You know you suck when Avant turns his back on you.

Avant

03-27-2019, 08:28 PM

Really? Which event, I was never aware women swam faster.

I was talking about todays ladies vs way back in the day male swimmers.

Millennial_Messiah

03-27-2019, 11:59 PM

Dude, remind me to never stick up for your dumb ass again.

Appreciate it, but, frankly, tbh, not sure it's good for my brand/image on here.

Avant

03-28-2019, 12:07 AM

Appreciate it, but, frankly, tbh, not sure it's good for my brand/image on here.

MM, brand/image.................hahahahahaha~~~~~~~~

Avant

03-28-2019, 12:13 AM

Currently the number one hurdler in the USA. He had too many injuries playing football so.....walked away.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKep9zmzPF0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbSiqvNdzWY

Mitch

03-28-2019, 01:12 AM

I was talking about todays ladies vs way back in the day male swimmers.

Ahh, I see. Ledecky is pretty amazing, she'd be seen as a freak of nature back in those days.

SpursforSix

03-28-2019, 09:37 AM

Chucho

03-28-2019, 10:40 AM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 28, 2019

Avante, Mitch, and a Habberdasher walk into a grocery store.
Avante says, "Man, I wonder if there are any kids I can molest?"
The Habberdasher says, "What the fuck is wrong with you? You're a sick pervert."
Mitch shrugs his shoulders and says, "Meh".

It's ok, but you should have positioned Mitch as stupider and more aloof with his consignment of Avant's pedophilia.

Instead of "meh" it should have been something like, "Hey avant, tell me more about Jim "Two Spoon" Jinters and the Washboard jazz movement" or some other stupid area of "Expertise" Avant has since no one except Mitch asks Avant for any info.

SpursforSix

03-28-2019, 10:44 AM

It's ok, but you should have positioned Mitch as stupider and more aloof with his consignment of Avant's pedophilia.

Instead of "meh" it should have been something like, "Hey avant, tell me more about Jim "Two Spoon" Jinters and the Washboard jazz movement" or some other stupid area of "Expertise" Avant has since no one except Mitch asks Avant for any info.

Yeah...you're right. I definitely should have put a little more thought into it.

Chucho

03-28-2019, 10:51 AM

Appreciate it, but, frankly, tbh, not sure it's good for my brand/image on here.

What image? The image of a massive liar with shit takes? You're on par with Avant, the general consensus opinion on you can't get much lower.

SpursforSix

03-28-2019, 11:17 AM

Bonus Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 28, 2019

Thanks to Chucho for not letting me slide.

Avante and Mitch are in a bar.
Mitch says, "Do anything fun last weekend?"
Avante replies, "yeah...I watched my VHS tape of the 1981 Super Bowel between the Raiders and Eagles. Then I went and raped a kid."
Mitch says, "Who won the game?"

Chucho

03-28-2019, 11:18 AM

spurraider21

03-28-2019, 11:43 AM

Avant

03-28-2019, 12:18 PM

As we can see SFS and Chucho totally suck at trying to be cute/funny. SFS can only talk movies and Chucho can only...ah..hmmmm?

Then there's....

SFS...while in middle school I ran the 100m in 9.53.
Avante....dude, the WR is 9.58.
Chucho...shut up Avante, if he says he's the fastest ever, I believe him.
Avante.....SFS, as a little kid you were the fastest in history?
Chucho.....yes he was he told me so.

Talk about sad, there it is.

BD24

03-28-2019, 12:23 PM

Second joke was much better. Props to chuch for the assist

Chucho

03-28-2019, 12:24 PM

* does Avant things that get Avant made fun of*

Avant

03-28-2019, 12:32 PM

Dude, a 20 second 100 yard dash........hahahahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~

Avant

03-28-2019, 12:39 PM

Chucho

03-28-2019, 12:45 PM

Funny how it's either talk to me or about me. it's always all about....Avante.

Let's see this place dump Avante, it can't be done. Really, it simply cannot be done. And I know this.

I'm simply too much fun, yep.....the poster that gets things going.

Totally shut me down, come on can ya do it.......fuck no ya can't do it.

It's pretty basic. Your sole purpose here is to be made fun of. You love the attention, people love shitting on you. It's a mutually beneficial relationship.

Not hard to connect dots that make a straight line.

Avant

03-28-2019, 01:10 PM

It's pretty basic. Your sole purpose here is to be made fun of. You love the attention, people love shitting on you. It's a mutually beneficial relationship.

Not hard to connect dots that make a straight line.

Chucho, what do you do here, well? Look at where you are right now, all those threads down there but you want to mess with Avante. And if it isn't me it's Spur, you come here to mess with people. And you aren't alone, so many posters here NEED to do what you do. I have fun with this.

How in the hell are people who don't know shit are making fun of anyone, well? Look at you, dude....a 20.00 200m for a kid.....that is beyond stupid guy, and you don't even get it at all, so how is an idiot like you making fun of anyone? Dude, NOBODY here has as much fun as I do.

Chucho

03-28-2019, 01:23 PM

Chucho, what do you do here, well? Look at where you are right now, all those threads down there but you want to mess with Avante. And if it isn't me it's Spur, you come here to mess with people. And you aren't alone, so many posters here NEED to do what you do. I have fun with this.

How in the hell are people who don't know shit are making fun of anyone, well? Look at you, dude....a 20.00 200m for a kid.....that is beyond stupid guy, and you don't even get it at all, so how is an idiot like you making fun of anyone? Dude, NOBODY here has as much fun as I do.

derp comes here to be made fun of as well, he craves attention like you. Unlike you, he only wants attention from specific males and black transvestites.

Avant

03-28-2019, 01:31 PM

derp comes here to be made fun of as well, he craves attention like you. Unlike you, he only wants attention from specific males and black transvestites.

Dude, made fun of by what? Think about that guy. Spur actually kicks your ass and Blakes, and look at how I work you idiots. Dude, who here can make fun of anyone? I see nobody here who can hang wih me on most things, and they know it. Who cares what a bunch of know nothings think?

Chucho, look at yourself guy, why is it you come to me and Spur all the time, yep...........you come here to mess with people, and you know it.

I don't care about what movie you like, nobody does, THIS...is what they really have fun with and I know this and work it.

If I started ignoring you you'd follow me around, and you know it.

Chucho

03-28-2019, 01:33 PM

Dude, made fun of by what? Think about that guy. Spur actually kicks your ass and Blakes, and look at how I work you idiots. Dude, who here can make fun of anyone? I see nobody here who can hang wih me on most things, and they know it. Who cares what a bunch of know nothings think?

Chucho, look at yourself guy, why is it you come tome and Spur all the time, yep...........you come on to mess with people, and you know it.

I don't care aboutwhat movie you like, nobody does, THIS...is what they really have fun with and I know this and work it.

You have a really different take on the actual reality of this place and your role withing it.

Avant

03-28-2019, 01:37 PM

You have a really different take on the actual reality of this place and your role withing it.

No I don't, you said it yourself ....this is a trolling site.,...right? Most here want to fuck around, goof off talk shit while at work. Quick stuff, cheap entertainment. Nobody here takes this shit all that serious, the few who do ya really do ignore. Most of us do what you do, just fuck around.

Chucho, I know ya meant 20 for 200 and not 100, but I have some fun with it. See how it works?

Chucho

03-28-2019, 01:38 PM

No I don't, yoiu said it yourself ....this is a trolling site.,...right? Most here want to fuck around, goof off talk shit while at work. Quick stuff, cheap entertainment. Nobody here takes this shit all that serious, the few who do ya really do ignore. Most of us do what you do, just fuck around.

Yeah, sure. Whatever you say, you kiddie fucker, you.

Avant

03-28-2019, 01:42 PM

Yeah, sure. Whatever you say, you kiddie fucker, you.

Chucho, there it is right there..."I know the guy isn't a pedo he's made that very clear but I need to mess with him"....and you know it. You have to mess with people guy, and I know that, I toss out a...."I'M NO PEDO"...and you belong to me and you're too damn stupid to see it.

Chucho

03-28-2019, 01:45 PM

Chucho, there it is right there..."I know the guy isn't a pedo he's made that very clear but I need to mess with him"....and you know it. You have to mess with people guy, and I know that, I toss out a...."I'M NO PEDO"...and you belong to me and you're too damn stupid to see it.

Nobody here takes this shit all that serious

Avant

03-28-2019, 01:49 PM

Dude, why do you spend most your time here dealing with Avante/Spur....well?

Yep, it's more fun for you, if it wasn't you wouldn't do it.

Those playing....I'll ignore Avante....have to talk about him, what does that say?

Chucho

03-28-2019, 01:56 PM

Those playing....I'll ignore Avante....have to talk about him, what does that say?

They don't want to consort with known pedophiles. Men of high moral fiber.

Avant

03-28-2019, 02:08 PM

They don't want to consort with known pedophiles. Men of high moral fiber.

Chucho, don't ya ever get bored with that immature bullshit? Ok ok let's play it AGAIN.....oh no not a sick ass pedo, ya shoot those sick fucks......there ya go slick.

Dude, how damn stupid are you guy? Move on guy that's so boring.

Avant

03-28-2019, 02:17 PM

This pedo thing is so fucking boring, are you little shits really that damn bored? Really? My God people.

ElNono

03-28-2019, 03:59 PM

Avant

03-28-2019, 04:11 PM

Chucho and SFS in a bar.

Chucho says....did you really run a 20.00 200m as a kid?
SFS....nay, just messing with Avante.
Chucho..ya know you're pretty cute.
SFS...so are you.
Chucho...how about we grab us a bottle and.....well you know.
SFS....rent a room?
Chucho...I was thinking the backseat of my car.

Avant

03-28-2019, 04:25 PM

Chucho and SFS getting out of the backseat.

Chucho...dude, a screamer?
SFS...sorry
Chucho...and it's...Chucho ok? Not...Chico, that...OH CHICO...drove me crazy man.
SFS...Bend over and I'll show you...Chucho
Chucho....dude, stick to talking movies, ok?
SFS...not funny?
Chucho...no.

Darth_Pelican

03-28-2019, 04:34 PM

Avant

03-28-2019, 05:21 PM

Chucho and SFS back at the bar.

Chucho...when did you know you were gay?
SFS....I'm not really gay, try....will do anyone.
Chucho...so...bi-sexual?
SFS...sure, how about you?
Chucho...I get nervous around women, never know how to act, come off awkward.
SFS...I see, so the backseat, this time I'm on top, deal?
Chucho...no screaming and it's Chucho not Chico, ok?
SFS....got it.

Avant

03-28-2019, 07:38 PM

We need some poetry.

"Memphis Tennessee"

I have tattoos
to hide the scars
picked up whores
in shit kicker bars

been in jail
and on the chain gang
passed out in alleys
in the pouring rain

drank my fill
of whiskey
felt that needle in the vein

now here I sit
lost and alone
feeling like a dog
without a bone

If there is a God
why is He mad at me
I'm just a po boy
from Memphis Tennessee

SpursforSix

03-29-2019, 09:27 AM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 29, 2019

What time is bedtime at the Avante household?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

benefactor

03-29-2019, 09:40 AM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 29, 2019

What time is bedtime at the Avante household?

When the big hand touches the little hand.
:lol

Darth_Pelican

03-29-2019, 10:52 AM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 29, 2019

What time is bedtime at the Avante household?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

:rollin

Robz4000

03-29-2019, 12:04 PM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 29, 2019

What time is bedtime at the Avante household?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

:lmao Oh my God

spurraider21

03-29-2019, 01:05 PM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 29, 2019

What time is bedtime at the Avante household?

When the big hand touches the little hand.
:lmao

BD24

03-29-2019, 07:03 PM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 29, 2019

What time is bedtime at the Avante household?

When the big hand touches the little hand.
Dets a good one :lol

any chance you could incorporate some of the joiner family in future jokes?

SpursforSix

03-29-2019, 08:35 PM

Dets a good one :lol

any chance you could incorporate some of the joiner family in future jokes?

I’ll consider it. That would certainly expand the scope of jokes. Good idea actually.

SpursforSix

03-30-2019, 10:59 AM

Jokemaster Jokeof the Day - March 30, 2019

Why did Avante get sick?

He ate a 10 year old wiener.

leemajors

03-30-2019, 11:25 AM

Jokemaster Jokeof the Day - March 30, 2019

Why did Avante get sick?

He ate a 10 year old wiener.

:lmao

benefactor

03-30-2019, 11:37 AM

Jokemaster Jokeof the Day - March 30, 2019

Why did Avante get sick?

He ate a 10 year old wiener.
Not quite as good as yesterday, but still well done.:lol

140

03-30-2019, 02:38 PM

Jokemaster Jokeof the Day - March 30, 2019

Why did Avante get sick?

He ate a 10 year old wiener.

:lmao

SpursforSix

03-31-2019, 12:18 PM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 31, 2019

Mrs. Booty is vacuuming the house one day and hears an awful noise coming out of the vacuum. She turns it off and lays it on its side to see what the problem is. As she is doing this, Avante walks in with a bag of walnuts. He observes his wife and the vacuum cleaner. After a brief pause, he pops a walnut in his mouth and says, “well I guess this means I’m a pedophile”.

SpursforSix

04-01-2019, 09:23 AM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 1,2019

What’s the difference between Avante and a pediatrician?

The pediatrician doesn’t masturbate when examining kids’ genitals.

Chucho

04-01-2019, 10:08 AM

Oh no. The quality is dropping faster than the Simpsons after season 11. Still funny, but you can notice the decline. I have faith we will see more home runs soon.

SpursforSix

04-01-2019, 11:12 AM

Oh no. The quality is dropping faster than the Simpsons after season 11. Still funny, but you can notice the decline. I have faith we will see more home runs soon.

Man...I knew yesterday's was bad but I thought today's was pretty good.

Chucho

04-01-2019, 11:34 AM

Avante has a history of pedophilia. His first girlfriend knew it and even called him a pedophile to his face. "That's an awfully big word for a 9 year old" he replied.

or something like that one.

SpursforSix

04-01-2019, 12:02 PM

Avante has a history of pedophilia. His first girlfriend knew it and even called him a pedophile to his face. "That's an awfully big word for a 9 year old" he replied.

or something like that one.

I've been trying to write my own once in a while instead of using up all the existing pedo jokes.

Chucho

04-01-2019, 12:12 PM

I've been trying to write my own once in a while instead of using up all the existing pedo jokes.

Look up Norm McDonald's Michael Jackson material from his Weekend Update run.

Here's a good'un.

Judy and Avante are having marital quarrels, they found out Leslie is pregnant. They can't stop fighting over if the baby will be eaten or molested.

spurraider21

04-01-2019, 12:28 PM

they're still good imho :lol...

maybe give yourself the weekends off if you want to preserve jokes not burn out

SpursforSix

04-01-2019, 12:30 PM

they're still good imho :lol...

maybe give yourself the weekends off if you want to preserve jokes not burn out

gracias

Maybe I will take the weekends off or use the weekends for Judy jokes.

Avant

04-01-2019, 04:34 PM

My God, no talent of any kind, wow.

And then giggles from know nothings, hahahaha~~~~

Avanteitist a5t it's very best.

Avant

04-01-2019, 08:09 PM

OBVIOUSLY...SFS is no more a pedo than me or anyone else here. But as we can see reality is a total non factor with this.

SFS in Olongapo

SFS was sitting
at an Olongapo bar
sippin' on gin
the girl next to him
couldn't have been more
than 10

her name was Nancy
or so she said
SFS just smiled
thinking it was about
time for bed

SFS asked her
can she go
she just shook her head
made it real clear
no

SFS was now pissed
what could he do
the girl of his dreams
didn't get off until two

being also gay he thought
fuck it, he'd just find a cute sailor
instead and he did
his name was Fred

Nancy didn't care
she had school
the next day

Fred left SFS back in an alley
pants down to his knees
begging for more
it was ....please Freddy please

Chucho

04-01-2019, 08:21 PM

Get out of the Comedy Expert's thread, you kiddie fucker.

Avant

04-01-2019, 08:24 PM

Get out of the Comedy Expert's thread, you kiddie fucker.

Dude, like football. track, blues SFS don't know humor either.

Give us a topic any topic and watch what SFS does with it vs myself.

Chucho

04-01-2019, 08:30 PM

Dude, like football. track, blues SFS don't know humor either.

Give us a topic any topic and watch what SFS does with it vs myself.

He was given comedy. This thread rocks because SFS is a comedic genius. Case closed. You lose. Again.

Avant

04-01-2019, 08:50 PM

He was given comedy. This thread rocks because SFS is a comedic genius. Case closed. You lose. Again.

Dude, I have never lost. SFS knows nothing about track and even said...."I don't follow it"
Dwight Clark plays WR.

Winner/winner.

SFS isn't funny at all, none.

Dude, you got the hots for the boy don't ya?

Chucho

04-01-2019, 09:29 PM

Dude, I have never lost. SFS knows nothing about track and even said...."I don't follow it"
Dwight Clark plays WR.

Winner/winner.

SFS isn't funny at all, none.

Dude, you got the hots for the boy don't ya?

You're upset that no one cares to talk to you about the things you want to talk about. Just shut up and know your role, you piece of shit.

Avant

04-01-2019, 09:36 PM

You're upset that no one cares to talk to you about the things you want to talk about. Just shut up and know your role, you piece of shit.

Chucho, how many pages did my Dwight Clark thing go, in two seperate threads? Look at yourself dude, what do you do, yep......leech. I get things going, rev up engines get others involved, all you do is tag a long like some teenage girl with the hots for the drummer (SFS).

Dude, shut the fuck up ya worthless do nothing.

Stupid, I say....Wrestling is a Sport.........here comes a poll.

Do you think at all before posting ya dumb fuck?

When was your last thread leech?

Chucho

04-01-2019, 09:41 PM

Chucho, how many pages did my Dwight Clark thing go, in two seperate threads? Look at yourself dude, what do you do, yep......leech. I get things going, rev up engines get others involved, all you do is tag a long like some teenage girl with the hots for the drummer (SFS).

Dude, shut the fuck up ya worthless do nothing.

Stupid, I say....Wrestling is a Sport.........here comes a poll.

Do you think at all before posting ya dumb fuck?

When was your last thread leech?

You're in denial about your role here. Your threads go far because everyone enjoys shitting on you and laughing at you. It's not that hard of a concept to grasp; you are here to JUST be laughed at and made fun of. That's it- nothing more, nothing less. I'd tell you to kill yourself, but you're already fluffing your coffin pillows already, so no need.

Avant

04-01-2019, 09:44 PM

You're in denial about your role here. Your threads go far because everyone enjoys shitting on you and laughing at you. It's not that hard of a concept to grasp; you are here to JUST be laughed at and made fun of. That's it- nothing more, nothing less. I'd tell you to kill yourself, but you're already fluffing your coffin pillows already, so no need.

Well since I know more than anybody here about the things that interest, me how can know nothings make fun of anyone? Who here can't be made fun of?

Chucho, how come you just leech off us? Well?

Chucho

04-01-2019, 11:40 PM

Well since I know more than anybody here about the things that interest, me how can know nothings make fun of anyone? Who here can't be made fun of?

Chucho, how come you just leech off us? Well?

Who the fuck is this "us" you always talk about? No one leeches off you. People just make fun of you and shit on you. You can't possibly be this fucking retarded.

DMC

04-02-2019, 12:03 AM

What's the difference between Avante's finger and a tampon? Tampons only go into post-puberty vaginas.

SpursforSix

04-02-2019, 09:14 AM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 2, 2019

Did you hear about the new McDonald's burger, the McVante?

It's 70 year aged beef between two 12 year old buns.

Darth_Pelican

04-02-2019, 09:23 AM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 2, 2019

Did you hear about the new McDonald's burger, the McVante?

It's 70 year aged beef between two 12 year old buns.

:lmao

leemajors

04-02-2019, 10:17 AM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 2, 2019

Did you hear about the new McDonald's burger, the McVante?

It's 70 year aged beef between two 12 year old buns.

:lol

Chucho

04-02-2019, 10:48 AM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 2, 2019

Did you hear about the new McDonald's burger, the McVante?

It's 70 year aged beef between two 12 year old buns.

:lmao
That's a McGuire-on-the-juice-at-his-peak home run! I knew you'd bounce back in an epic way!

Avant

04-02-2019, 11:38 AM

SFS stealing all his stuff from.....

https://www.quora.com/What-are-some-funny-pedophile-jokes

benefactor

04-02-2019, 11:42 AM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 2, 2019

Did you hear about the new McDonald's burger, the McVante?

It's 70 year aged beef between two 12 year old buns.
:lol

Avant

04-02-2019, 12:34 PM

I have no doubt.

SFS

knock knock
who's there
Avante
Avante is a pedo

poster...GENIUS
poster 2....hahahahahahaha!
poster 3....SFS how do ya do it?
poster 4....WOW!
poster 5....my hero

spurraider21

04-02-2019, 12:48 PM

:lmao

Avant

04-02-2019, 01:12 PM

It really is funny.

poster....Avante just ran down the All Time SEC 4x1, he mentioned 32 sprinters. Whatcha got SFS?
SFS....lot of fast guys in the Pac12 also.
poster.....wow, how do you do that?
poster 2....you sure know your track.
poster 3.....Avante who?
poster 4....our TRACK EXPERT
poster 5....Da Man!
poster....so who would be on that All Time Pac12 4x1?
SFS...just naming names is so boring.
poster 2....BINGO!
poster 3....you got it!
poster 4....DA MAN
poster 5....yep, who reads a list?

Robz4000

04-02-2019, 03:04 PM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 2, 2019

Did you hear about the new McDonald's burger, the McVante?

It's 70 year aged beef between two 12 year old buns.

:lol

Avant

04-02-2019, 05:19 PM

poster....Avante, can your really do an All Time SEC 4x1 relay?
Avante....sure, it works like this, ya take the fours greatest sprinters the schools have had and place them on what leg they are best suited for, can do the most damage and yes each guy is different, some better on the curve, etc.

Only a true sprint guru is capable of something like this and it's in constant change as time goes by.

All Time SEC 4x1 Relay

lane

1.Florida...Jeff Demps...Bernard Williams...Dennis Mitchell...John Capel
2.Arkansas....Omar McLoud....Wallace Spearmon....Tyson Gay...Vincent Henderson
3.LSU...Trindon Holliday....Glenroy Gilbert...Xavier Carter...Richard Thompson
4.Tenn....Christian Coleman....Justin Gatlin....Sam Graddy...Willie Gault
5.Texas A&M...Andre Cason...Curtis Dickey...Floyd Heard...Ameer Webb
6.Auburn...Stanley Floyd...Marc Burns...Coby Miller...Harvey Glance
7.Alabama...Emmitt King...Omar Brown....James Mallard...Calvin Smith
8.South Carolina....Terrence Trammell...Leroy Dixon...Rodney Martin...David Winters

poster.....wow, I bet SFS can do that in the 4x4,
Avante....try............nope.

BD24

04-02-2019, 09:19 PM

Good bounce back tbh

Avant

04-02-2019, 09:45 PM

Good bounce back tbh

Does this guy ever do anything else?

Millennial_Messiah

04-02-2019, 10:11 PM

70 year aged beef... McDonalds, bleh.

Chucho

04-02-2019, 10:48 PM

Avant

04-02-2019, 11:03 PM

How many people have ever asked you about track, on this board, in an honest manner?

translation

How in the hell did you do that? How about the Pac12?

No problem, here ya go.

All Time Pac12 4x1 Relay

*** NFL

lane

1.Cal...Lemon King....Atlee Mahorn....Hal Davis...Eddie Hart
2.ASU...Marcus Brunson...Henry Carr***...J.D.Hill***...Ron Brown***
3.UCLA...Mike Marsh....Ato Boldon...Henry Thomas...Warren Edmonson
4.USC...Lennox Miller....Andre DeGrasse...Don Quarrie...James Sanford
5.Oregon...K.King....Pat Johnson***...Don Coleman...Harry Jerome
6.Arizona...Peter Okogobe...Dwayne Strozier...Michael Bates***...Dwayne Evans
7.Washington...Ja' Warren Hooker...Sterling Hinds...Bernie Jackson...LaNoris Marshall
8.Stanford...Darrin Nelson***...Clyde Jeffrey...Larry Questad...Chuck Francis

Chucho

04-02-2019, 11:29 PM

translation

How in the hell did you do that? How about the Pac12?

No problem, here ya go.

All Time Pac12 4x1 Relay

*** NFL

lane

1.Cal...Lemon King....Atlee Mahorn....Hal Davis...Eddie Hart
2.ASU...Marcus Brunson...Henry Carr***...J.D.Hill***...Ron Brown***
3.UCLA...Mike Marsh....Ato Boldon...Henry Thomas...Warren Edmonson
4.USC...Lennox Miller....Andre DeGrasse...Don Quarrie...James Sanford
5.Oregon...K.King....Pat Johnson***...Don Coleman...Harry Jerome
6.Arizona...Peter Okogobe...Dwayne Strozier...Michael Bates***...Dwayne Evans
7.Washington...Ja' Warren Hooker...Sterling Hinds...Bernie Jackson...LaNoris Marshall
8.Stanford...Darrin Nelson***...Clyde Jeffrey...Larry Questad...Chuck Francis

No. I asked how many people have ever asked you an honest question about track and field on this message board with no ulterior motive to make fun of you. I take it from your response that zero people have ever asked you an honest question about track and field, partly due to the fact you're not the expert.

Avant

04-02-2019, 11:35 PM

No. I asked how many people have ever asked you an honest question about track and field on this message board with no ulterior motive to make fun of you. I take it from your response that zero people have ever asked you an honest question about track and field, partly due to the fact you're not the expert.

Dude, I know more about track than anyone on the internet, and am totally capable of proving that fact. So as usual you are totally wrong yet again.

Set up a challenge between Avante and this entire site, watch what happens. I can talk athletes nobody anywhere out there has even heard of.

Chucho

04-02-2019, 11:37 PM

Dude, I know more about track than anyone on the internet, and am totally capable of proving that fact. So as usual you are totally wrong yet again.

Set up a challenge between Avante and this entire site, watch what happens. I can talk athletes nobody anywhere out there has even heard of.

That's not what I asked you. Do you know why no one sets up a track and field quiz face-off with you? Because no one gives half a shit about track and field and that's why no one has ever asked you an honest question about track and field here.

DMC

04-03-2019, 12:03 AM

Avant

04-03-2019, 12:04 AM

That's not what I asked you. Do you know why no one sets up a track and field quiz face-off with you? Because no one gives half a shit about track and field and that's why no one has ever asked you an honest question about track and field here.

Chucho, what do you do, well? All I ever see is a guy who leechs off everybody else. Do you see me doing that? I don't need others while you do. Where is your last thread at?

Tell ya what since you're so damn worried about it, you start a thread about some interest if yours and I;ll never mention track ever again at The Club....deal?

Avant

04-03-2019, 12:07 AM

Like Larry and Mason Joiner?

Try Bernie Wefers.

Millennial_Messiah

04-03-2019, 12:50 AM

No one gives a shit about track and lists. What is the average salary of a 25 year old track star? I didn't think so.

Avant

04-03-2019, 12:58 AM

No one gives a shit about track and lists. What is the average salary of a 25 year old track star? I didn't think so.

Google

Lets Run
Track and Field News

And see how wrong you are. You have no idea just how huge track is. And pro tracksters make from 70,000 to 100,000 a year a star like Usain Bolt over a million.

As far as lists go, check out Track and Field Statistics.

An example.

Track and Field Statistics

Main (http://trackfield.brinkster.net/Main.asp?P=F) > Men, 100 m (http://trackfield.brinkster.net/events.asp?EventCode=MA1&P=F) > All Championships 1909-1912

Olympic, Stockholm 1912

1
Ralph Craig
USA
10.8

2
Alvah Meyer
USA
10.9

3
Donald Lippincott
USA
10.9

4
George Patching
RSA
10.9

5
Frank Belote
USA
11.0

Howard Drew
USA
DNS

Top 10 Athletes (1909-1912)
25 Best Performances (1909-1912)

1
Emil Ketterer
GER
10.5

Karlsruhe
Jul 9, 1911

1
Richard Rau
GER
10.5

Braunschweig
Aug 13, 1911

1
Erwin Kern
GER
10.5

München
May 26, 1912

4
Fritz Keppel
GER
10.6

Karlsruhe
Jul 9, 1911

4
Howard Drew
USA
10.6

Stockholm
Jul 1, 1912

4
Donald Lippincott
USA
10.6

Stockholm
Jul 6, 1912

4
Lorenz Petersen
GER
10.6

München
Aug 25, 1912

4
William Applegarth
GBR
10.6

Prague
Sep 29, 1912

9
Reginald Walker
RSA
10.7
+A
Pretoria
Jan 1, 1909

9
Frederick Ramsdell
USA
10.7

Berlin
Jul 9, 1911

9
William Stewart
AUS
10.7

Malmö
Aug 8, 1911

9
Ralph Craig
USA
10.7

Stockholm
Jul 7, 1912

9
Alvah Meyer
USA
10.7

Stockholm
Jul 7, 1912

9
Harold Heiland
USA
10.7

Malmö
Jul 21, 1912

World Records

(• - Record was ratified)

10.6*
Richard Rau
GER
Prague
May 28, 1911

10.6*
Richard Rau
GER
Berlin
Jul 09, 1911

10.5
Emil Ketterer
GER
Karlsruhe
Jul 09, 1911

10.5*
Richard Rau
GER
Braunschweig
Aug 13, 1911

10.5*
Richard Rau
GER
München
May 12, 1912

10.5*
Erwin Kern
GER
München
May 26, 1912

•
10.6
Donald Lippincott
USA
Stockholm
Jul 06, 1912

10.6*
William Applegarth
GBR
Prague
Sep 29, 1912

American Records

(• - Record was ratified)

•
10.8y*
Robert Cloughen
USA
New York
Sep 05, 1910

•
10.8*
Ira Courtney
USA
Stanford
May 17, 1912

•
10.8*
Clement Wilson
USA
Evaston
Jun 08, 1912

•
10.8*
Howard Drew
USA
Cambridge/MA
Jun 08, 1912

•
10.8*
Ralph Craig
USA
Cambridge/MA
Jun 08, 1912

What it is is nobody here knows track, the real world hell yes they know track. Youtube....100 meters........you won't believe it.

This place is very limited, most here lack any depth.

Millennial_Messiah

04-03-2019, 01:05 AM

a year a star like Usain Bolt over a million.

:lmao :lmao :lmao

Just shows how f'ing clueless you are... that country in particular doesn't pay shit to their star athletes... the woman I live with and share my body with is the first (and favorite) immediate niece of the legendary, double-digit Olympic medaling winter athlete Winston Watts, who had to move to fucking WYOMING and now runs a used car repair and sales shop there because his own country couldn't come with enough money to give him a fucking living, much less pay my woman's (his brother's daughter's) immigration fees.

Don't even start with me on that one... it's personal.

Avant

04-03-2019, 01:12 AM

:lmao :lmao :lmao

Just shows how f'ing clueless you are... that country in particular doesn't pay shit to their star athletes... the woman I live with and share my body with is the first (and favorite) immediate niece of the legendary, double-digit Olympic medaling winter athlete Winston Watts, who had to move to fucking WYOMING and now runs a used car repair and sales shop there because his own country couldn't come with enough money to give him a fucking living, much less pay my woman's (his brother's daughter's) immigration fees.

Don't even start with me on that one... it's personal.

Bolt is worth around 60 million.

A Jamaican in the winter Olympics isn't going to be making any $$$$. How are the winters in Jamaica?

Dude, cool this....don't even....ok, and if anyone is clueless it's you? TONS of track fans out there TONS, so don't be telling me...nobody cares about track....ok?

Millennial_Messiah

04-03-2019, 01:14 AM

Bolt is worth around 60 million.

A Jamaican in the winter Olympics isn't going to be making any $$$$. How are the winters in Jamaica?

Dude, cool this....don't even....ok, and if anyone is clueless it's you? TONS of track fans out there TONS, so don't be telling me...nobody cares about track....ok?

Tell me again how my wife's Olympic star uncle runs a car shop in Wyoming while Bolt is worth $60 Million. I'll merc ya

Avant

04-03-2019, 01:21 AM

Tell me again how my wife's Olympic star uncle runs a car shop in Wyoming while Bolt is worth $60 Million. I'll merc ya

You sure Watts won Olympic medals? An Olympic "star'.

Millennial_Messiah

04-03-2019, 01:25 AM

You sure Watts won Olympic medals? An Olympic "star'.

I think she embellishes a bit. But still, he competed all the way up to 2014 well into his late 40s and the nation didn't pay him jack squat.

Avant

04-03-2019, 01:30 AM

I think she embellishes a bit. But still, he competed all the way up to 2014 well into his late 40s and the nation didn't pay him jack squat.

Dude, do you know anything at all about exactly what Watts did accomplish? How about finding out before getting into this, ok? Google....Jamaican Bobsled, then get back to me.

Check it out

2002 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobsleigh_at_the_2002_Winter_Olympics)

Winston Watts (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winston_Watts)
Lascelles Brown (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lascelles_Brown)
28

2014 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobsleigh_at_the_2014_Winter_Olympics)
Winston Watts
Marvin Dixon (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_Dixon)
27

28 and 27 rankings. That's a long way from "star".

Maybe he was in some other event.

Sport: Bobsleigh (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/sports/BOB/)
Results

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Games
Age
City
Sport
Event
Team
NOC
Rank
Medal

1994 Winter (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/1994/)
26
Lillehammer
Bobsleigh (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/1994/BOB/)
Men's Four (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/1994/BOB/mens-four.html)
Jamaica
JAM (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/countries/JAM/winter/1994/BOB/)
14

1998 Winter (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/1998/)
30
Nagano
Bobsleigh (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/1998/BOB/)
Men's Four (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/1998/BOB/mens-four.html)
Jamaica
JAM (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/countries/JAM/winter/1998/BOB/)
21

2002 Winter (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/2002/)
34
Salt Lake City
Bobsleigh (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/2002/BOB/)
Men's Two (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/2002/BOB/mens-two.html)
Jamaica
JAM (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/countries/JAM/winter/2002/BOB/)
28

2014 Winter (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/2014/)
46
Sochi
Bobsleigh (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/2014/BOB/)
Men's Two (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/2014/BOB/mens-two.html)
Jamaica
JAM (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/countries/JAM/winter/2014/BOB/)
29

Men's Two

Event History (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/sports/BOB/mens-two.html) · Glossary · SHARE · Embed · CSV · Export · PRE · LINK (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/athletes/wa/winston-watts-1.html#results_140::none) · ?

Games
Age
City
Sport
Team
NOC
Partner
Phase
Unit

2002 Winter (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/2002/)
34
Salt Lake City
Bobsleigh (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/2002/BOB/)
Jamaica
JAM (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/countries/JAM/winter/2002/BOB/)
Lascelles Brown (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/athletes/br/lascelles-brown-1.html)
Final Standings (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/2002/BOB/mens-two.html)

2002 Winter (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/2002/)
34
Salt Lake City
Bobsleigh (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/2002/BOB/)
Jamaica
JAM (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/countries/JAM/winter/2002/BOB/)
Lascelles Brown (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/athletes/br/lascelles-brown-1.html)
Run 1 (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/2002/BOB/mens-two-run-1.html)

2002 Winter (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/2002/)
34
Salt Lake City
Bobsleigh (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/2002/BOB/)
Jamaica
JAM (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/countries/JAM/winter/2002/BOB/)
Lascelles Brown (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/athletes/br/lascelles-brown-1.html)
Run 2 (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/2002/BOB/mens-two-run-2.html)

2002 Winter (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/2002/)
34
Salt Lake City
Bobsleigh (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/2002/BOB/)
Jamaica
JAM (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/countries/JAM/winter/2002/BOB/)
Lascelles Brown (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/athletes/br/lascelles-brown-1.html)
Run 3 (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/2002/BOB/mens-two-run-3.html)

2002 Winter (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/2002/)
34
Salt Lake City
Bobsleigh (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/2002/BOB/)
Jamaica
JAM (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/countries/JAM/winter/2002/BOB/)
Lascelles Brown (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/athletes/br/lascelles-brown-1.html)
Run 4 (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/2002/BOB/mens-two-run-4.html)

2014 Winter (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/2014/)
46
Sochi
Bobsleigh (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/2014/BOB/)
Jamaica
JAM (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/countries/JAM/winter/2014/BOB/)
Marvin Dixon (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/athletes/di/marvin-dixon-1.html)
Final Standings (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/2014/BOB/mens-two.html)

2014 Winter (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/2014/)
46
Sochi
Bobsleigh (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/2014/BOB/)
Jamaica
JAM (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/countries/JAM/winter/2014/BOB/)
Marvin Dixon (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/athletes/di/marvin-dixon-1.html)
Run 1 (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/2014/BOB/mens-two-run-1.html)

2014 Winter (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/2014/)
46
Sochi
Bobsleigh (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/2014/BOB/)
Jamaica
JAM (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/countries/JAM/winter/2014/BOB/)
Marvin Dixon (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/athletes/di/marvin-dixon-1.html)
Run 2 (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/2014/BOB/mens-two-run-2.html)

2014 Winter (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/2014/)
46
Sochi
Bobsleigh (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/2014/BOB/)
Jamaica
JAM (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/countries/JAM/winter/2014/BOB/)
Marvin Dixon (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/athletes/di/marvin-dixon-1.html)
Run 3 (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/2014/BOB/mens-two-run-3.html)

Men's Four

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Games
Age
City
Sport
Team
NOC
Phase
Unit

1994 Winter (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/1994/)
26
Lillehammer
Bobsleigh (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/1994/BOB/)
Jamaica
JAM (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/countries/JAM/winter/1994/BOB/)
Final Standings (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/1994/BOB/mens-four.html)

1994 Winter (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/1994/)
26
Lillehammer
Bobsleigh (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/1994/BOB/)
Jamaica
JAM (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/countries/JAM/winter/1994/BOB/)
Run 1 (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/1994/BOB/mens-four-run-1.html)

1994 Winter (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/1994/)
26
Lillehammer
Bobsleigh (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/1994/BOB/)
Jamaica
JAM (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/countries/JAM/winter/1994/BOB/)
Run 2 (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/1994/BOB/mens-four-run-2.html)

1994 Winter (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/1994/)
26
Lillehammer
Bobsleigh (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/1994/BOB/)
Jamaica
JAM (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/countries/JAM/winter/1994/BOB/)
Run 3 (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/1994/BOB/mens-four-run-3.html)

1994 Winter (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/1994/)
26
Lillehammer
Bobsleigh (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/1994/BOB/)
Jamaica
JAM (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/countries/JAM/winter/1994/BOB/)
Run 4 (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/1994/BOB/mens-four-run-4.html)

1998 Winter (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/1998/)
30
Nagano
Bobsleigh (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/1998/BOB/)
Jamaica
JAM (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/countries/JAM/winter/1998/BOB/)
Final Standings (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/1998/BOB/mens-four.html)

1998 Winter (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/1998/)
30
Nagano
Bobsleigh (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/1998/BOB/)
Jamaica
JAM (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/countries/JAM/winter/1998/BOB/)
Run 1 (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/1998/BOB/mens-four-run-1.html)

1998 Winter (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/1998/)
30
Nagano
Bobsleigh (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/1998/BOB/)
Jamaica
JAM (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/countries/JAM/winter/1998/BOB/)
Run 2 (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/1998/BOB/mens-four-run-2.html)

1998 Winter (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/1998/)
30
Nagano
Bobsleigh (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/1998/BOB/)
Jamaica
JAM (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/countries/JAM/winter/1998/BOB/)
Run 3 (https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/winter/1998/BOB/mens-four-run-3.html)

Don't see any Olympic medals there.

Next time do some homework like I do BEFORE just tossing things out you really don't know about.

I know...0...about winter Olympics, and that took a few minutes.

SpursforSix

04-03-2019, 09:44 AM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 3, 2019

Avante likes his girls like he likes his wine.

10 years old and stored in the basement.

140

04-03-2019, 10:10 AM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 3, 2019

Avante likes his girls like he likes his wine.

10 years old and stored in the basement.

:lmao

Darth_Pelican

04-03-2019, 11:03 AM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 3, 2019

Avante likes his girls like he likes his wine.

10 years old and stored in the basement.

:rollin

Avant

04-03-2019, 11:14 AM

Girl (https://worstjokesever.com/girl)

Anonymous
a year ago

I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement .

The guy can't even do that silly shit on his own.

All that stuff is being taken from a site about pedo jokes..

https://worstjokesever.com/pedophile

BD24

04-03-2019, 11:34 AM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 3, 2019

Avante likes his girls like he likes his wine.

10 years old and stored in the basement.
:lol

Chucho

04-03-2019, 11:55 AM

Avant

04-03-2019, 12:10 PM

Avante walks into the house with a duck in his arms. He says, "this is the pig I fuck when I'm not raping children".

Judy says, "That's not a pig."

Avante replies, "I know, I'm talking to this duck."

Chucho, that's so damn stupid and you're too damn dumb to know it. My God guy are you that hard up to mess with people?

Wow~~~

Dude, when are you going to do something here besides tag a long?

"Chucho"

the boy was stupid
that was plain to see
when he wasn't following SFS around
he was following me

the boy was a follower
couldn't go it alone
I do have compassion
so I'd toss him a bone

he lacked creativity
not too bright
that's why all he did
was leech off all of us
both day and night

poor Chucho
where would the boy be
without you and me

spurraider21

04-03-2019, 12:27 PM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 3, 2019

Avante likes his girls like he likes his wine.

10 years old and stored in the basement.

Avante walks into the house with a duck in his arms. He says, "this is the pig I fuck when I'm not raping children".

Judy says, "That's not a pig."

Avante replies, "I know, I'm talking to this duck."
:lmao

leemajors

04-03-2019, 12:31 PM

benefactor

04-03-2019, 12:32 PM

Darth_Pelican

04-03-2019, 01:34 PM

Avant

04-03-2019, 01:43 PM

benefactor

04-03-2019, 01:51 PM

Avanteism the greatest power in the Universe.

Damn people, you really this boring? Wow~~~~~~~~~~

Now ya see why I was such a great salesman, I know my target audience and what buttons to push.

Hell, there are posters where Avante is all they do.
Nope. All we see is a guy with a personality disorder who will take whatever attention is given to him, be it positive or negative. But keep thinking you are in control of anything at all and we will all just keep laughing at you.

Robz4000

04-03-2019, 08:49 PM

BD24

04-03-2019, 09:02 PM

Millennial_Messiah

04-03-2019, 09:56 PM

Chucho

04-03-2019, 10:05 PM

Avanteism the greatest power in the Universe.

Damn people, you really this boring? Wow~~~~~~~~~~

Now ya see why I was such a great salesman, I know my target audience and what buttons to push.

Hell, there are posters where Avante is all they do.

That is the stupidest thing ever. You're seriously trying to claim that people hating and shitting on you made you a "great" salesman. You probably sold low end auto insurance and shit benefits like Aflac and probably rarely made quota if you even sold insurance.

Avant

04-03-2019, 10:09 PM

Avant

04-03-2019, 10:15 PM

That is the stupidest thing ever. You're seriously trying to claim that people hating and shitting on you made you a "great" salesman. You probably sold low end auto insurance and shit benefits like Aflac and probably rarely made quota if you even sold insurance.

Chucho, the trick to sales is.....create the need....ok? And it was health insurance, worked for a magazine that had insurance for their subscribers. Had a call list as opposed to door to door.

I couldn't care less about that pedo thing, you see how I work that, I have you....needing...to go there. Stupid unfunny crap like we see here another...need.

There is nobody in this thread that doesn't mess with everybody else, why care?

I could be just another...seen any good movies....but that's boring, I want things to happen, get people going , rev the engines.

Millennial_Messiah

04-03-2019, 10:17 PM

If Russell Wilson gets traded then that's just proof that he was the bus driver in the LOB era

Chucho

04-03-2019, 10:18 PM

This is all you guys really got going here.

I'm talking do NFL players make too much $$$$ and will Russell Wilson be leaving Seattle on a football site.

Talking the best one record old prewar blues cats on a music site.

Talking that Texas kid Matthew Boling who is looking like the second coming of Forest Beatty on a track site.

And here it;s ......boring.

Seems like it would be mutually beneficial. Bo one here will miss you, but jokes will still be made and you can go show off your knowledge to someone and I hope that you find someone who is genuinely impressed.

But you wont leave. You crave the attention.

Avant

04-03-2019, 10:22 PM

If Russell Wilson gets traded then that's just proof that he was the bus driver in the LOB era

Russell Wilson has done things never seen before, his first seven seasons the best wehave ever seen by any QB. He is making history.

Millennial_Messiah

04-03-2019, 10:23 PM

Russell Wilson has done things never seen before, his first seven seasons the best wehave ever seen by any QB. He is making history.

The fact Seattle has been a winning team since he was drafted has little to do with him.

Avant

04-03-2019, 10:27 PM

Seems like it would be mutually beneficial. Bo one here will miss you, but jokes will still be made and you can go show off your knowledge to someone and I hope that you find someone who is genuinely impressed.

But you wont leave. You crave the attention.

Dude, I want it all so I have it all, ok? When I talk football/music/track surroundeed by those like myself it's serious business, we all take tha stuff serious. Well I can only handle serious for just so long. Here it's total bullshit, just a bunch of fuck ups fucking with everybody, YIPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEE~~~~~~ I have fun with it guy, it's fucking funny.

Avant

04-03-2019, 10:30 PM

The fact Seattle has been a winning team since he was drafted has little to do with him.

How many 4th Q drives has he had to engineer? You do know he is the NFL record holder for most 4th Q TD passes....right?

Right now it;s...

Brady/Rodgers/Brees

Wilson/Big Ben/Mahomes

You can argue debate placing.

SpursforSix

04-04-2019, 09:07 AM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 4. 2019

How is Wonderbread like Avante’s pubes?

Both always get stuck in kids’ braces.

Darth_Pelican

04-04-2019, 10:06 AM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 4. 2019

How is Wonderbread like Avante’s pubes?

Both always get stuck in kids’ braces.

:lol

Robz4000

04-04-2019, 12:24 PM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 4. 2019

How is Wonderbread like Avante’s pubes?

Both always get stuck in kids’ braces.

:lol

140

04-04-2019, 12:50 PM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 4. 2019

How is Wonderbread like Avante’s pubes?

Both always get stuck in kids’ braces.
Lmao

Millennial_Messiah

04-04-2019, 02:28 PM

I know he's getting them off a site, but it's funny

SpursforSix

04-04-2019, 02:30 PM

I know he's getting them off a site, but it's funny

Not all of them. A few are SFS originals. Today's for example.

SpursforSix

04-04-2019, 02:33 PM

In fact, just scrolling back through, I'd say at least 30% are original.

So there. I'm particularly proud of the Pearly Gates one.

SpursforSix

04-05-2019, 09:12 AM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 5, 2019

Why does Avante never win a sprint?

He's always coming in a little behind.

clambake

04-05-2019, 09:31 AM

lol

Chucho

04-05-2019, 10:12 AM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 5, 2019

Why does Avante never win a sprint?

He's always coming in a little behind.

And you'd think he'd prefer Dwight Clark as a tight end over a wiiidddeee receiver...

benefactor

04-05-2019, 10:38 AM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 5, 2019

Why does Avante never win a sprint?

He's always coming in a little behind.
This is easily one of my favorites.:lol

Darth_Pelican

04-05-2019, 12:57 PM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 5, 2019

Why does Avante never win a sprint?

He's always coming in a little behind.

:lol nice one

chunticakes

04-05-2019, 05:23 PM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 5, 2019

Why does Avante never win a sprint?

He's always coming in a little behind.

Whole. Lee. Shit. :lol :lol :lol

Easily one of your best jokes!

spurraider21

04-05-2019, 05:27 PM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 5, 2019

Why does Avante never win a sprint?

He's always coming in a little behind.
:lmao oh god

140

04-05-2019, 05:32 PM

He has done you again Larry :lmao

Robz4000

04-05-2019, 07:41 PM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 5, 2019

Why does Avante never win a sprint?

He's always coming in a little behind.

:rollin best one yet

johnsmith

04-05-2019, 09:47 PM

Jokemaster Joke of the Day - April 5, 2019

Why does Avante never win a sprint?

He's always coming in a little behind.

This is a 10!