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SpursforSix
03-21-2019, 01:47 PM
I was thinking maybe he was going through a phase and the terrible takes would stop but maybe this will help him realize how retarded he is.
Please feel free to add on.


Saints are in cap hell and I think Brees has lost it...



Facts : Brees had one of the most efficient seasons in the league last season and of his career.




James White is the Robert Horry/Steve Kerr of running backs

I don't even know where to begin.


Haskins has Winston written all over him.

Nothing backs this up. Except they're black.


Jeez, can someone FUCKING cover #13? It's not fucking rocket science to cover the slowest receiver on the field. FUCKING DUMBASSES.

One of my favorites. By the way, #13 was Michael Thomas.
Millennial_Messiah
03-21-2019, 02:02 PM
2 of the 4 are dead accurate and another 1 was plausible with a better defensive gameplan, but Jim Schwartz is hot garbage.

The 4th one is TBD, but Brees didn't look good in the playoffs for the most part. Season ended on a game-losing pick on a floater, but the floater to Ted Ginn near the end of regulation that set up the controversial no-call also should have been intercepted.
SpursforSix
03-21-2019, 02:11 PM
2 of the 4 are dead accurate and another 1 was plausible with a better defensive gameplan, but Jim Schwartz is hot garbage.

The 4th one is TBD, but Brees didn't look good in the playoffs for the most part. Season ended on a game-losing pick on a floater, but the floater to Ted Ginn near the end of regulation that set up the controversial no-call also should have been intercepted.

Damn...I feel like I should hire Chump to start asking the questions. I suppose I can emulate him.

Which are the ones that are dead accurate? We can start there. I'm waiting.
SpursforSix
03-21-2019, 02:14 PM
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Millennial_Messiah
03-21-2019, 02:29 PM
Damn...I feel like I should hire Chump to start asking the questions. I suppose I can emulate him.

Which are the ones that are dead accurate? We can start there. I'm waiting.

The middle two. Haskins is a bust. Murray on the other hand is that guy who will *WOW* you a couple times per season but will fizzle or be a below average starter the majority of the time.
SpursforSix
03-21-2019, 02:35 PM
The middle two. Haskins is a bust. Murray on the other hand is that guy who will *WOW* you a couple times per season but will fizzle or be a below average starter the majority of the time.

Haskins may be a bust but he's nothing like Winston. If that's the jump you're making, it's pretty disingenuous. You might as well say that Jacobs has Winston written all over him.

And who the fuck is Murray?
spurraider21
03-21-2019, 02:42 PM
Haskins may be a bust but he's nothing like Winston. If that's the jump you're making, it's pretty disingenuous. You might as well say that Jacobs has Winston written all over him.

And who the fuck is Murray?
ok ok not winston

GENO SMITH
SpursforSix
03-21-2019, 02:48 PM
ok ok not winston

GENO SMITH

Smith is black and was a bust. So I guess that checks all the important boxes.
Millennial_Messiah
03-21-2019, 07:43 PM
ok ok not winston

GENO SMITH
EJ Manuel or Geno, yup. This class is 2013 pack trash all over again. Best possible year for the Cowboys to not have a 1st round pick.


The Winston comparison was just being nice tbh.
Avant
03-21-2019, 10:09 PM
MM takes are as good as anyone else's here, he knows as much as anyone else other than myself when it comes to the history thing. But that is true of everyone.
Millennial_Messiah
03-21-2019, 11:50 PM
MM takes are as good as anyone else's here, he knows as much as anyone else other than myself when it comes to the history thing. But that is true of everyone.

Appreciate it, but I'm actually below average in the "history thing" when it comes to football. I know a hell of a lot more about NBA history than NFL history, but know a lot more about the NFL now than the NBA now. Weird, I know, but that's what you get from growing up with basketball then later gravitating toward football.
Avant
03-22-2019, 12:06 AM
Appreciate it, but I'm actually below average in the "history thing" when it comes to football. I know a hell of a lot more about NBA history than NFL history, but know a lot more about the NFL now than the NBA now. Weird, I know, but that's what you get from growing up with basketball then later gravitating toward football.

I enjoy your takes far more than the whiners here. You know as much about todays game as anyone here and have shown that.

I can't talk NBA or basebal history other than knowing who everybody knows like Chamberlain and Babe Ruth. Football....100% covered.
Chucho
03-22-2019, 10:20 AM
Blue jays being endangered.
SpursforSix
03-22-2019, 10:41 AM
Blue jays being endangered.

Oh fuck. Yes sir....will add...
Mitch
03-22-2019, 07:07 PM
Wouldn't pick on Andy, tbh. The fact that he gets called a slave by his whale of a woman is punishment enough for the kid.
Millennial_Messiah
03-23-2019, 12:48 AM
Wouldn't pick on Andy, tbh. The fact that he gets called a slave by his whale of a woman is punishment enough for the kid.

That's a dumb gimmick that was disproven. Mind if you post pictures of these people you are referring to when you thought you doxxed me but instead caught a big ol' red herring? :lol
Mitch
03-23-2019, 02:47 AM
That's a dumb gimmick that was disproven. Mind if you post pictures of these people you are referring to when you thought you doxxed me but instead caught a big ol' red herring? :lol

Calm down, "slave" :lmao

Tell that fat fuck of a female to give you at least a little respect, even you deserve it.
Millennial_Messiah
03-23-2019, 07:16 AM
Calm down, "slave" :lmao

Tell that fat fuck of a female to give you at least a little respect, even you deserve it.
I still don't get who tf you're talking about. At least provide a link.
Chucho
03-23-2019, 11:35 AM
Be careful, this fraud will really show you...by trying to tattle to the owners.
SpursforSix
03-26-2019, 09:33 AM
I love Cooper but Gallup is at least as good.
chunticakes
03-30-2019, 01:04 PM
Romo's injury could be huge blessing in disguise for 2015 Super Bowl run

Associating Brandon fucking Weeden with a blessing :lol
Millennial_Messiah
03-30-2019, 01:19 PM
Associating Brandon fucking Weeden with a blessing :lol

Romo doesn't go down, we don't get Dak and Zeke.


Thank you, Jordan Hicks. Good luck in shitass Arizona... you'll need it.
chunticakes
03-30-2019, 04:35 PM
Romo doesn't go down, we don't get Dak and Zeke.


Thank you, Jordan Hicks. Good luck in shitass Arizona... you'll need it.

I love how you double down on your horrible takes.
Spurtacular
03-30-2019, 09:25 PM
:corn:
Mitch
03-31-2019, 10:48 AM
:lol Andy
chunticakes
04-04-2019, 08:50 PM
New England and Belichick would be fun to watch with Wilson. They need to replace the broken TOSB pocket statue already

Another gem.
Silver&Black
04-05-2019, 05:58 AM
All the Godgers GOAT talk......

Injured and has the worst season of his career.
Chucho
04-18-2019, 10:22 AM
Instant coffee tastes better than any other option.
chunticakes
06-18-2019, 07:58 PM
Look, he's my pet cat and he's the best outside receiver on the team. The rookie could be better eventually if he doesn't move to TE, but as of now, it's Inman.

Anotha one.
Millennial_Messiah
06-18-2019, 08:00 PM
Instant coffee tastes better than any other option.

It's true. Brewed coffee is just meh.
Sir Johnny
06-19-2019, 04:34 PM
It's true. Brewed coffee is just meh.

Dude, coffee on a football forum and you want to play critic?
Millennial_Messiah
06-19-2019, 06:34 PM
Dude, coffee on a football forum and you want to play critic?

Espresso, americano, latte or cappuccino? Or frappuccino.