Do u play basketball with girls??

[Kireq]

I played basketball with girls was it so cool? True, it looked clumsy, but it was fun.

[Trainwreck2100]

how is this going to be parlayed into whores?

[SpursforSix]

I play time to time and have fun shooting the hoops. Some girls want more than that friend and I found that they are willing to have fantastic dating.

[Avant]

I have but was a lot younger than they were so it evened out.


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[Chris]

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[SpursforSix]

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[Chris]

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[Millennial_Messiah]

So back in college there was this hot toned girl named Morgan Williams...

...we kinda knew each other off and on since freshman year since we stayed in the same dorm hall at first. So senior year comes along and she's the point guard for her team with 4 jacked tall dudes who's undefeated on the night at the rec center, like 17-0. So now it's almost midnight --closing time -- and my squad of 5 is the last group of guys in her team's way to an undefeated night. I'm the point guard, two guys on my squad are my students in the class I'm TA'ing for that semester.

So anyways, we're playing to 15 (ones and twos) and Morgan's team goes up 14-5 and it looks over. I've got one point and I'm getting other guys open but they couldn't hit the broad side of the barn or play defense. I missed a couple driving layups in the proces.. But... All of a sudden........ I catch fire. First I drill a long pullup three, then I set up one of my students (Nuwoye?) up for another, then I hit another that gets a lucky bounce, and suddenly the score is 14-11, we're playin' defense and gettin' rebounds. I set Nuwoye up for another three but he misses, I sky for the offensive board and set up another teammate for a layup. 14-12. Then we blow an assignment and a guy misses an open three and Nuwoye gets the rebound, I drive all the way back and I hit this crazy driving hook shot off the glass over 2 tall guys. 14-13. Two possessions later, the other team blows a game-winning inside shot and my guy gets the rebound, I've got the ball driving downcourt, dish it out for the game winning 3.... he misses...

...and it's me versus Morgan for the rebound, we both jump, I tap it towards the right corner, we both race to the ball, I come away with it. I dribble out to the corner and immediately launch the 3 with her hand in my face... SWISH BOMBA MOMMA. GAME F***ING OVER. Your undefeated streak, OVER, go home a loser. 17-1, bitch. I was psyched because that was among my best basketball moments of my life (and probably my last since I don't play anymore).

... no, I didn't get laid with Morgan, though I would have licked the sweat off that puzzay. Lol.

[Gerta]

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[DJR210]

You're a real faggot if you've never had the pleasure of letting a broad post you up real good

[Kireq]

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[DJR210]

Bend over, I'll show you how aggressive I am

[Millennial_Messiah]

You're a real faggot if you've never had the pleasure of letting a broad post you up real good

Can she cry rape if you reach in to try to steal the ball but inadvertently grab her by the pussy instead?

[SpursforSix]

Can she cry rape if you reach in to try to steal the ball but inadvertently grab her by the pussy instead?

Is this what happens when you play with chicks?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Is this what happens when you play with chicks?

Not like that, but in freshman year intramurals I blocked a black chick's shot (easy peasy) and my elbow hit one of her boobs on the way down. I didn't get called for a foul. I took the ball all the way down myself and made a layup.

[Avant]

Speaking of sports and girls.

I posted a thread on another site about that girl who got a free ride to some NAIA school to play football on the mens team. My take was.....bad idea....that is no place for a female (not a kicker).

A lot of this came back....

That is a sexist attiude.

If she can play she belongs.

Male, female what difference does it make if all can play?

Well talking about Kareem Hunt today and....what he did really wasn't all that.

Now it's....

So you're ok with a man bullying a woman? Then variations of that more or less.

Funny how that works.

[Mark Celibate]

So back in college there was this hot toned girl named Morgan Williams...

...we kinda knew each other off and on since freshman year since we stayed in the same dorm hall at first. So senior year comes along and she's the point guard for her team with 4 jacked tall dudes who's undefeated on the night at the rec center, like 17-0. So now it's almost midnight --closing time -- and my squad of 5 is the last group of guys in her team's way to an undefeated night. I'm the point guard, two guys on my squad are my students in the class I'm TA'ing for that semester.

So anyways, we're playing to 15 (ones and twos) and Morgan's team goes up 14-5 and it looks over. I've got one point and I'm getting other guys open but they couldn't hit the broad side of the barn or play defense. I missed a couple driving layups in the proces.. But... All of a sudden........ I catch fire. First I drill a long pullup three, then I set up one of my students (Nuwoye?) up for another, then I hit another that gets a lucky bounce, and suddenly the score is 14-11, we're playin' defense and gettin' rebounds. I set Nuwoye up for another three but he misses, I sky for the offensive board and set up another teammate for a layup. 14-12. Then we blow an assignment and a guy misses an open three and Nuwoye gets the rebound, I drive all the way back and I hit this crazy driving hook shot off the glass over 2 tall guys. 14-13. Two possessions later, the other team blows a game-winning inside shot and my guy gets the rebound, I've got the ball driving downcourt, dish it out for the game winning 3.... he misses...

...and it's me versus Morgan for the rebound, we both jump, I tap it towards the right corner, we both race to the ball, I come away with it. I dribble out to the corner and immediately launch the 3 with her hand in my face... SWISH BOMBA MOMMA. GAME F***ING OVER. Your undefeated streak, OVER, go home a loser. 17-1, bitch. I was psyched because that was among my best basketball moments of my life (and probably my last since I don't play anymore).

... no, I didn't get laid with Morgan, though I would have licked the sweat off that puzzay. Lol.

I saw Morgan Williams at Kroger in Denton yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be an ******* and bother her and ask her for nudes or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Snicker Bars in her hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When the lady took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, Morgan stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, Morgan kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

[Millennial_Messiah]

I saw Morgan Williams at Kroger in Denton yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be an ******* and bother her and ask her for nudes or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Snicker Bars in her hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When the lady took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, Morgan stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, Morgan kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
I call BS. How'd you get to know her last name without even knowing her? What'd she look like? lol. I doubt she's still in Denton, she was set for graduation in 2017. IIRC she wanted to go to pharmacy school, possibly at the Fort Worth campus.

[Agilist]

I call BS. How'd you get to know her last name without even knowing her? What'd she look like? lol. I doubt she's still in Denton, she was set for graduation in 2017. IIRC she wanted to go to pharmacy school, possibly at the Fort Worth campus.

Wow

I'm not saying you should commit suicide, but if the opportunity to swiftly end your existence were to ever present itself it might not be a terrible idea to capitalize

[baseline bum]

You're a real faggot if you've never had the pleasure of letting a broad post you up real good

Then you pull the Rodman move?

[TimmyBuckets]

A lot of cringe going on here but ya I have np playing ball with girls as long as they can hoop decent. I play pickup indoor 3x a week so there's a mishmash of ppl, but most of the time there aren't really any girls.

[lefty20]

I have a few times. There'd occasionally be that one guy bringing his gf along at the park for pickup games. Never understood why assholes would do that, it's just as big a dick move as bringing your kid along for a pickup game. Completely takes away the competitiveness of the game, tbh.

[Millennial_Messiah]

I have a few times. There'd occasionally be that one guy bringing his gf along at the park for pickup games. Never understood why assholes would do that, it's just as big a dick move as bringing your kid along for a pickup game. Completely takes away the competitiveness of the game, tbh.

not necessarily, and it's no guarantee they'll be on the same team anyways.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I dated a girl for a while that was an all-state basketball player and could hit jumpers from anywhere on the court. She was Curry before Curry. Her knees, unfortunately, couldn't hold up to the rest of her athleticism, and her multiple surgeries to both knees before the age of 18 kept her out of D-1 ball. She and I played basketball against each other a couple of times. If I was driving to the hoop or posting her up she couldn't stop me, but she could crush me in a game of HORSE. She was a good enough jump shooter to play small college men's ball as a spot-up shooting guard. A zone D could have hidden her defensive shortcomings. Too bad about those knees.


Other than that, no.

[Johnny Tightlips]

Whoa whoa whoa.

Who says I got a basketball?

[Mitch]

I'm starting to think this escort spam is just a shtick from somebody like Faggs, tbh

[Chucho]

I'm starting to think this escort spam is just a shtick from somebody like Faggs, tbh


It's beyond plausible into the "very likely" territory.

[Xevious]

:lol People posting serious replies to this thread.